How Asian Parents FLEX Their Childhood

[Music] foreign [Music] packing my day we had to parkour to get to school we carried two buckets of water on a pole like this 20 mile never switch shoulder our school was past a field over ocean and threw two lions then our school was in the abandoned part of downtown we had to climb buildings to get to school like I invented Parkour your Fitbit tells you walk 10 000 steps a day too easily I used to work 50 000. how would you even know foreign to rocks we started 22 hours a day 100 was average he wanted to get ahead you had to get full marks on every exam twice I couldn't afford a good school attacking my school the teacher didn't have the green Arctic just a really good bit everybody just believe what he said bucking my schooler economic class was about finding where the best discount was where you think I got my bargaining skills from her could buy water from a fish and get 10 off also like instead of PE we had RF rice farming you have Fitness we had food who smarter [Music] during the weekdays I worked three jobs how old were you then were you like 18 at the time five started by helping my auntie run her Corner Store did they have nothing fancy not no soda no chips green beans soup add some sugar delicious see the secret to getting multiple paint is to do multiple job at the same time I used to run the cashier and cook the food feed two birds for one skunk no it's kill two birds with one stone we didn't have your your toys today the Barbie Power Ranger we have much better a stick if you find the stick the shape of a handgun off he will double or seven oh feeling it we will get a rubber band from the vegetable market and we shoot them at each other just like your your phone now your following except we had AKA Ray tracing Graphics we also had ultra realistic physics engine once I pulled the rubber band the wrong way gave myself a black eye that's not a bug that's a feature our MP sealer Advanced AI better than today's our neighbor's kid oh yeah yeah I know about video you think that's new to me huh we had the Street Fighter the Tekken the Mortal Kombat except instead of game characters we just punch each other oh you don't know we have the best toys we love building Lego houses except instead of Lego Wheels bricks and instead of Lego people we use real people you're literally describing child labor oh no we never got paid also making friends so much easier back then today you guys spend all your time in your room luckily that today you have fantastic things like a sponsor for this video better help this video is brought to you by better help when I first got to the West I didn't speak a word of English and I was put into a school where there was no one that spoke a word of Mandarin within miles and that created a lot of social anxiety that still lives with me today but with platforms like better help you can find a licensed therapist that can point you in the right direction and help you gain confidence like how no one spoke Mandarin within miles of me at that time Mental Health Services are scarce and even non-existent in many areas betterhelp seeks to make therapy more accessible and affordable by offering their services online no matter where you are in the world after you sign up a short questionnaire will help assess your needs and match you with a therapist in as little as a few days from there you can schedule phone or video call sessions or speak with them by messaging depending on which method suits you best if you never experience therapy this is a relaxed way to introduce yourself to it if you think you can use some help go to the link in the description or go to betterhelp.com Steven E to get 10 off your first month of therapy and better help thank you for sponsoring this video thank you [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] I have no idea how to do this life you can see everyone's stopping to check out what's going on here that gas that was 100 real way faster than I expected

Channel: Steven He

Views: 968,668

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish, emotional damage, failure management, walking, sports, athlete, Asian Dad, exaggerating, walking to school, Asian culture, flex, flexing, carry water, shopping, hunting, school, teacher, game, play, childhood, nostalgia

Id: 9YvIoAY7w50

Length: 5min 20sec (320 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 18 2023