Ari Gold's Best (Entourage All Seasons) Part 1 of 2

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[ __ ] you it's 24/7 with this [ __ ] baby I love you don't wait up okay Aria could I have the car keys please diffic come on there's a cab stand at [ __ ] yucca give me the [ __ ] keys drop me off keep it right out here I won't be long where's Weinstein and wincing Josh Weinstein guys outside mimosa there you go the [ __ ] host of the shin dig does the movie it gets the Oscar hey Ari a great story hey girlie I'm doing after parties though you know joshie here I don't know if you guys know but he used to be my assistant yeah it was a long time you are 14 months I ain't that long he used to make the best easel nut latte he was like a chemist in there working just like mommy made a man whose fantastic he's a man it's a pretty important there's your boss know that you're using his house as I put a call in to him you know I went to school together I helped him cheat on his economics final that's how he got his degree he owes me big-time you call my boss absolutely you know what other class I took at Harvard business ethics I don't steal other people's [ __ ] clients but in your case I'm going to make an exception I'm going to take everyone your b-level sitcom stars your reality TV writers when I'm done with you you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks you need Jojo the dog-faced [ __ ] boy call Josh wine [ __ ] the lightweight pen stealing [ __ ] that's awful you know what the [ __ ] we can get you don't even know the name of your own [ __ ] company on a bench judging Ari I told you to turn it I did turn it off but this is the emergency lines is the bat-line you need to get that I do need to take this yes he doesn't ask for one hour out of a day for his undivided attention and I can't even have that you can have it if you want to live in Agoura [ __ ] hills and go to group therapy but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership you want nine weeks a year and a Tuscan villa then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a [ __ ] Wednesday see that's it there you know what I have to take this [ __ ] you where'd you hear that Friendster therapy's in the Arctic shelf get James Cameron on the phone get Dana Gordon on the phone tell her assistant if she does not call me back I will [ __ ] her worse than I did in Cabo in 92 do you really want me to say that improvise Lloyd I'm gonna be there 90 seconds find out who covers Warner's if all this is not taken care of I will choke you out with a strap-on see what I get here potty mouth Cole where the [ __ ] is Peter Cole's office right here James Cameron's directing Aquaman that's great that's awesome that's awesome huh you didn't think to bring it up in the [ __ ] staff meeting an email a yellow [ __ ] sticky something I was supposed to know that kind of stuff well what is it you're supposed to know do you think huh what the [ __ ] do we pay you for to get your agency card laminated so you can go to shelter and try to [ __ ] me sure Barton I don't know I didn't think I didn't tell you something you don't have to say anything you know why cuz you pick up all your stuff because your mother [ __ ] fired I'm afraid of him I'll beat that old [ __ ] throw him in the pool only daddy speaks that way Oh smoke more weed turtle seriously smoke more weed and the wedding of the candles more boring way to kill party than to get 30 people up here light a [ __ ] candle this envelope contains the names of eight agents anyone catches you you eat it comprende not if you understand what I'm saying I understand you can't just [ __ ] nod Lloyd Ari are you leaving the a [ __ ] silence is [ __ ] golden pack up all my files file everything you see into a box everything you see a used condom an executioner's mask and a goddamn spiked paddle don't think just act that [ __ ] chop suey hey Adam yeah just so you know your girlfriend when she was in the mailroom she offered to blow me true story okay people most of you are sitting there and you're looking at this good-looking old man you're wondering who the [ __ ] is he and you know what that's exactly what you should be doing Vanessa how many [ __ ] pesos did I give you for Christmas hon for nesco every Christmas for the past decade half of Mexico is eating on my tips that I have given you now bring my [ __ ] car now porfavor cuz you're [ __ ] do you even know how [ __ ] you are I mean you are so [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean I think you're the most fun person I know five hundred morning morning Lloyd don't say good morning man and if we don't open if we don't open what no no no if we don't open what do you mean by that would you say that to a fighter in the morning of about maybe you'll get knocked out see you after the fight if you're not in a coma don't jinx us baby not today it's Finn's baby I don't give a [ __ ] okay well said you know uh after the year that I've had it on the most important day of my life you think that she would ask me what I wanted you know a nice [ __ ] perhaps where I could just sit back for the first time in nine months and do nothing but admire the top of her head and pray that this [ __ ] movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're [ __ ] Michael Jackson all right now I have to answer the [ __ ] Batphone whenever he's three [ __ ] times and it's [ __ ] Vince okay so you guys ever hear of a hanging Chad we're the [ __ ] am i let's [ __ ] you throw me in the pit hey call go get us some beer hey little poppy turn I turn on shoot dinner was great tell drama he's on my to-do list right after inserting needles in my [ __ ] really really really really anyway people staff meeting has been canceled you all have one goal today to get Vincent chases brother Johnny chase a job any job I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback apes if there are cameras rolling everybody wins ten grand to anyone that can deliver this to me today somebody better do [ __ ] something or tomorrow you will be working for [ __ ] Lloyd think he'll talk to you alright that's a rental that's a rental speak boy you're not talking Rob Rubino's in the conference room Terrence [ __ ] fired him I just not say the F word like all the majors are here CAA UTA ICM endeavor weigh Morris with a [ __ ] fight at APA well who's going to man the phones [ __ ] the phones Lloyd unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck don't answer who's with me come on anybody I'm with you Ari like you got a [ __ ] choice I hate women not all women you gonna call your wife Ari I don't care if my wife's getting sucked right now turtle I need to get my money back you got come on come on she'll be little of little of little up pretty soon [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] have another marker please please what he's protected we get him wet with Vince first I guarantee you they will [ __ ] us we blow her load with Bob and we might not even get her balls tickled I had a plan for you to shut the [ __ ] up what if I were to tell you that I had a 22-inch caucus that's something you might be interested in I'm like [ __ ] Caesar I came I saw I conquered it's like high school you can't [ __ ] the prom queen till she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers okay then why the [ __ ] did you just tell my to more important lunch do you think that's gonna put a smile on his face what did you want me to say that I have a huge wart on my [ __ ] that needs removal would have been better wake the [ __ ] up Lloyd - [ __ ] Weinstein I don't believe it I'd rather Vince [ __ ] my wife what the [ __ ] does that mean heartbreak
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Channel: GTiSlick
Views: 1,743,240
Rating: 4.7576265 out of 5
Keywords: Ari, Gold, Entourage, All, Seasons, Is, Best, Lloyd, Vince, Drama, Eric, Turtle, Billy, Walsh, Fuck, the, phones, motherfuckin, wednesday
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Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)
Published: Wed Nov 10 2010
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