- I heard trailers go off without a hitch! (Laughs) - Yay! - Wait up Guys! I'm coming! - Once again, I was not invited (All chattering over each other) - [Orange] So I was thinking about it long and hard the other-- - [Pear] Quiet, its staring! - [Orange] Whoa, no time for witty banter before it starts? - [Group] No! - [Orange] Geez, fine - [Group] Daah! - [Orange] No need to be so Fiery! (Laughs) - [Orange] I'm not gonna lie. This movie sounds pretty boring I mean if you want to watch a bunch of ice for two hours? (Laughing) - [Apple] Honestly Orange, I would rather watch ice melt than listen to jokes as terrible as yours (Surprised Laughing) - [Orange] That"s COLD Little Apple! (Laughing) Oh, creepy peepers - [Apple] Stop The king of the Koopas - [Marshie] So he's like a magician? - [Orange] An angry magician - [Pear] What? - [Orange] He's always pulling his hair out - [Apple] ahh, seriously Open the gates! - [Orange] SHELL of a casting job (Laughs) - [Apple] in all seriousness though, I wonder if there's gonna be a fun Mario movie or a dramatic Mario movie Attack! - [Apple] Well, I got my answer -Oh!
[All Laughing] That is but a taste of our fury Do you yield? I do not - [Orange] Simon didn't say - [Orange] Wow! You can breathe fire? That's a SHELL of a trick! (laughs) - [Pear] Please dont I finally found it Now who's gonna stop me? - [Orange] Wow, talk about first world problems! (laughter) - [Apple] Is it just me or is this way different than the original movie? - [Pear] Thank God it's in 3D, I didn't want to give them only 12 of my dollars - [Marshie] The art looks incredible, Im actually excited about this movie - [Pear] They'll screw it up I'm telling you What is this place? - [Marshie] Aww, thats not his voice - [Pear] Told you dude - [Apple] Why is it quiet? Do not touch that mushroom, you'll die! - [Pear] This isn't even remotely funny - [Marshie] It is however classic Orange
(Orange Laughs) Mushroom Kingdom, here we come - [Orange and Little Apple]
No comment - [Orange] Well, that was super classic Dare I say, Super-NES classic! (laughs) - [Pear] Ugh, so annoying! - [Orange] Hey! I'm not annoying!
I'm-a-Mario! (Groans) Laughing
Knife!