Annoying Orange - It Takes Two to Mango

-Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya... -Whoa, nice and easy now. -Whoa! Hey, Big Pickle! Big Pickle, hey! -Uh... big pickle, is there a big pickle here? -Hello? Over here! Big Pickle! -Big Pickle, where you at? -I'm talking to you, jar-head. [laughs] -No, I'm not a pickle, I'm-- -Jabba the Hut? -Uh, more like Mango the Mango, but-- -What? I thought it took two to mango. [laughs] -No, that's a dance, and as you can see, I don't have legs. -Hey, hey Jabba, check it out! -Okay, I told you, that's not my-- -[humming] -What? What are you doing? -Duh. I'm doing the Mango. -Oh, seriously? What is wrong with you? -Don't you wanta wanta Mango Don't you wanta wanta Mango -Oh come on, I'm not a freakin' soft drink. -No, but you do look like you're gonna pop. [laughs] -[growls in frustration] -Hey, Jubba! Can you curl your tongue and make trumpet sounds? -What? -Like this. [grunting weird tune] -That doesn't even sound like a trumpet. Stop it! [tune continues] Stooop!! -[laughs] -[growls] Okay, buddy. Time out. -Time out? What's that? -We need to talk about-- -Walruses? -No. It's time to talk about the game of life. See-- -[imitates buzzer] This game sucks. Let's play something else. [laughs] -Orange, I know what you're doing. You're using humor to keep others from getting close. -That's not true. -Sure it is. After all the carnage you've seen, it's only natural. It's hard meeting people, but not nearly as hard as watching them go. -Stop it, Mango, you're making my eyes juicy. -Oh, let it go, Orange. Just let it go. -Hmm... [emotional pop music playing] -Now I see you again But for now I have to say good-bye, my friend -[sighs] Good times. -Let it go, Orange. Just let it go. -Thanks a bunch, Mango. -Well, I am a life coach. [both laugh] No really, I am. So you know, if you got any friends that might need some help. -Ooh, I know who you should talk to. -Who's that? -Knife. -Ow!! -Oh, sorry about the heads-up. [laughs] -Stop it! Stop it! -Oooh... -Ow! Ow! Ow! -I knew you guys would hit it off. -[agonized yell] -[groans in disgust] Talk about an eyeful. -Oh man, that's gonna leave a mark. -Oh-ho... -Oww! Oww! -Wuh-oh, looks like you're gonna have to fork it over. [laughs] -Idiot! That's not how you cut a mango. -Way to go, Mango. You're winning. -That's because it's a new day in the kitchen, Orange. Trust me. [laughs maniacally, then shrieks] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -Oh, poor Mango. But at least he looks peaceful. [laughs]

Channel: Annoying Orange

Views: 20,136,753

Rating: 4.6055737 out of 5

Keywords: annoying, orange, mango, takes, two, too, tango, knife, hey, apple, daneboe, gagfilms, fruit, vegetables, funny, video, talking, laughing, screaming, animation, pear, marshmallow, lady, pasta, wazzup, viral, weird, crazy, mishap, stab, attack, puns, jokes, bad, one, liners, home video, eating, banana, butter, david, comedy

Id: 4UG1g13wvLY

Length: 2min 58sec (178 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 18 2011