Annoying Orange - Pain-apple

-(Orange) Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. What rhymes with orange? Hmm. -Hey hey, watch the hair, bud. It took me months to get it to look like this. -Whoa! What are you? -Oh, hey. I'm a pineapple. -What? You don't look like an apple. -Well, I'm-I'm not, I'm a pineapple. -[chuckles] Why the long face? [laughs] -That's rude. I'm a pineapple. -You're a half-apple. Like an apple crossed with a pine tree. [laughs] -No, that's not how it works. -Hey! What's with those knives on your head? -That's my hair. -Oh, so it's there? -Where? -Hair. -What? -There. Hair. -Yes, that's what I said. What are you doing? -"There" rhymes with "hair." [laughs] -Okay, stop. -So does "air" and "bear" and "care"... -Okay, stop. That's getting really annoying. -"Stare", "mare", "fair"... -Stop, stop, stop! -[laughs] -You know what else rhymes with "hair"? Nair, and it looks like you're very familiar with it, baldy. -[scoffs] Wow, you really are an apple. -I am not. I'm a pineapple. I'm not even related. I don't grow on trees-- -You're an apple. -[growls] God, you are so irritating. -I'm not irritating. I'm an orange. -[sighs] -Hey, Apple! -I'm not talking to you. -Knife. -I've already told you. These are not knives. -No, Knife. -This is my hair. I spiked 'em up to look cool, and it's something you can't do, because you are-- [screaming] -Whoa! Look who's the baldy now! -[screaming continues] -Pineapple? Looks more like pain-apple. [laughs] Ow. -[laughs] -Someone help me. -Hey Apple, I don't mean to stare, but you're looking worse for wear. [laughs] -Orange... you are sick. -Oh... you know what else rhymes with hair? You do, Pear! -Leave me out of this. Captioned by SpongeSebastian

Channel: Annoying Orange

Views: 35,496,396

Rating: 4.7491078 out of 5

Keywords: annoying, orange, pineapple, painapple, hey, apple, fruit, talking, screaming, daneboe, gagfilms, vegetables, knife, brutal, chop, rings, wasabi, wazzup, juicy, lord rings, lotr, talks, xbox

Id: 8UaZ9gHr0UQ

Length: 2min 6sec (126 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2010

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[u/eaudevie]

Pineapple stops by, and soon wishes he hadn't.