Annoying Orange - He Will Mock You

-[beatboxing] -[annoyed]: Please. Stop doing that. -What's the matter, Pear? Don't you like my fresh beats? [laughs] -[groans] Hey, look, new fruits in the house. -What a dump. -Whoa! Where are we? -We left the tropical island for this? -Aloha! Sounds like you guys aren't coco-nuts about your situation. [laughs] -Hey, I'm the only coconut, pal. -Clearly, I'm a banana. -And I'm a lime, you idiot. -No. I just meant that-- -What the heck is this goofball supposed to be, anyway? -I'm not a goofball. I'm an orange. -Oh, sorry. What's this ORANGE goofball supposed to be? [laughter] -Hey! -Uh, guys? I wouldn't make fun of Orange if I were you. -Why shouldn't we make fun of your friend? -Well... because... -(all) He will, he will Mock you -This guy? We ain't afraid of him. -He will, he will Mock you -Whatever. Bring it on. -Buddy, you're a coconut You got a hairy butt Hate to tell ya That ya gonna be cracked someday Ya got seeds in your face You big disgrace I'm surprised anyone likes The way that you taste -What's that supposed to mea-- [screaming] [whack!] -Dah! [Coconut and Lime scream] -(all) He will, he will Mock you -[whimpers] -Buddy, you're a lime You're real small time You gonna get cut up And squeezed someday You'll see all sorts of strife For the rest of your life Somebody should've warned you about Knife! -(all) He will, he will Mock you -Pssh. Whatever. He can't hurt me. Nothing rhymes with "banana." Right? -Hey, buddy Banana You'll move to Havana And live in a cabana For the rest of your days You're gonna love that place Have all sorts of space And nothing's gonna happen You'll be totally safe -[chuckles] Really? -Nope. Not really. -[screams] -(all) He will, he will Mock you He will, he will Mock you [blender starts] -Whoa! [electric guitar solo plays] -Aloha! Who are you? I'd offer to shake, but I don't have any hands. [laughs] -You know exactly who we are. -Yeah, I don't know. I meet a lot of food in the kitchen. It all "blends" together. [laughs] -That's it! I can't take it anymore. -Ah, don't worry. You won't have to. -Why is that? -Mouth! [all screaming] -Geez, those guys aren't very "smoothie." [laughs] Get it? Smoothie. [laughs] You're not laughing. -Hey, what's up, guys? Dane here once again. Thanks for watching the new episode, as always, and if you liked it, make sure to punch that "like" button! You know Orange would approve of that. Hey, "like" button! Fist! And if you like the song, make sure to check it out on iTunes. The link is below, and make sure to write in the comments what song you want us to spoof next. Until next time, Ninja Baby Attack! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]

Channel: Annoying Orange

Views: 63,768,909

Rating: 4.6398492 out of 5

Keywords: annoying, orange, he, will, mock, you, rock, queen, spoof, song, sports, chant, crowd, fired, up, defense, offense, knife, blender, hey, apple, marshmallow, midget, funny, silly, crazy, animation, talking, food, fruit, pear

Id: 2wQUW7Jsxs0

Length: 2min 56sec (176 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 24 2012