Animation Supercut - Neebs Gaming

[Music] hmm [Music] [Music] ugh [Music] oh [Music] [Music] i'm [Music] [Music] [Music] hello [Music] um oh [Music] [Music] crap tons of rabbits are we sure they're zombie rabbits i don't know we're not we're not sure they're not coming at us we should ch oh my god oh wait go ahead these aren't these aren't zombie rabbits i i guess not they were sorry guys what the hell i'm confused i'm extremely confused you guys okay why is there a room full of rabbits huh listen uh we could use the meat yeah we could use the meat but man rabbit massacre yeah rabbit massacre here i'll hold the light so you can see what you're doing oh no come on [Applause] what the [ __ ] was that the snake just went right by the house oh there he goes who's he going after oh god he just killed sassy barry mazzy barry you son of a [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] i shouldn't know better i should've known better oh you dirty dick all right you [ __ ] yeah that's right where you at there you are yeah i'm bringing you somewhere far away from my house you [ __ ] oh where are you at i know you're gonna get away from the [ __ ] house simon get away from our [ __ ] house oh my god he's in our house dude holy [ __ ] all that work all that work all the work and he's eating my fire come and get me not today yeah go ahead and keep getting that house little [ __ ] go ahead and i'll keep okay what the hell hey neebs yeah man i just heard death yeah i think something just attacked our base yeah whoa got the seagull good food we're eating seagull tonight i have his head nice i call the head seagull head can we can that feed three people i don't think so i don't want to eat it what do you mean you're dropping it i don't want it it's a trophy it's a trophy i don't have a trophy case so why would i why i got i got no use for it what do you have the meat yeah i got the meat oh there's the thing who is that oh god oh god there's another one what do we do there's two of them can we kill these guys stand still yeah anyone behind us just them if we uh if we leave them alone maybe they'll leave us alone right no not right oh god another seagull and another one yeah i'm gonna get this seagull meat bam look at me i'm a professional watch out coming at you oh god come on you bastard get him [Music] yeah you want to [ __ ] with me there's a turtle we got to kill that son of a [ __ ] i think those are endangered need this lawn we need the meat we run out of sea turtles we need the meat [Music] simon's right we need this turtle meat can we eat this neebs what are you doing with that i don't know if we could eat this or not there's a lot of this we've been here less than a day you're resorting to cannibalism already i mean you're you were looking at is this a cannibal yeah what do you think you have okay never mind we'll eat the bird this man with a big head his head was a big an orange that's his head yes he's got a mouth and eyes yes okay walks into a bar uh bartender was doing some work at the register and turns around like whoa whoa sorry i couldn't help but no i know the orange i get it there's a story though oh do tell so he's like well i was in the gulf war got separated from my platoon i'm walking through the desert and off in the distance i see this shiny object and it's like well i guess i'll head toward that it gets there and uh little genie thing little uh what is that called that's a lamp lamps he rubs it bam genie pops out three wishes the whole deal then of course the genie's like what's your first wish master and uh he's like the old cliche thing popped in my head and i wished for a wallet that had a million dollars in it at all times no matter what i took out bam i felt something like pop into my pocket pulled it out opened it up there's a ton of money in there took some money out and it just like came back in the wallet like just like that that's a good wish what is your second wish master oh god how about living in paradise with all the beautiful women wanting to have sex with me i could ever want for the rest of my life and then bam i'm on this beautiful island beautiful blue ocean around um naked women running around and they're already going on me you know i mean like are there resources and stuff on this island it was it was sure yeah are they all gonna die out there it was the best island you could imagine it had all the things there was a sandals there was a scandal there if you've got an endless money wallet you need stores yeah sandals what is your third wish master i've got everything i'd like a big orange head [Music] [Laughter] game warden walks up to an unlicensed fisherman caught in the act red-handed you're in trouble bucket full of fish that's very illegal you can't fish here yep sir no these are these are my pets nope no i take them to the pond to i let them swim and then they they jump back in the bucket take them home and that's it mm-hmm we're a dish we're not friends and the officer is like oh i'd like to i'd like to see that okay okay here you go dumps them in the lake and they wait a little bit nothing happens so they're gonna come back where the fish what fish snap got him loophole he's got free well it's got free because he he got the fish back in the water yep no ticket nope what a payoff yep wow still waiting for this oh wow life got it you're welcome illegal fishermen so now we know hey man pick a spot we're almost at the end of the map you're the jump master oh that's me and i get to pick yeah first time player and i'm a jump master my first time too maybe you should let me be jump master i don't think so i might not ever get this again what no you definitely will but you know what just drop us somewhere that ship right there oh no no people already jumped there's that one flying yeah yeah can we fly that i don't know if we can fly it but there's no reason we can't try all right let's do it let's try it oh man this is fun all right go on the six yeah we have no choice we're attached to you oh attached to me yeah so if i do this y'all do that i do this you do that can we please not go to the ship teams have already landed there when you get to be jump master you decide i get that but i can see enemies on the ship they have weapons they're looking right at us okay we're looking at them guys uh lock and load them lock and load what we don't have anything to lock and load you know that right this is a battle royale game we don't have weapons to start with what battle royale yeah ah like minecraft no like street urchins we gotta land and we gotta find stuff street urchins is that a game no that's actually like real children that have to scrounge for stuff that's what we have to be like that's who knows a horrible game not a game i'm going to get my money back king's free oh shoot we're scrubbing okay now listen let's just calm down man calm down look look you and me you and me are gonna laugh we're gonna do this okay we can find weapons we can take these guys then we're gonna dance you and me we're gonna floss you can't dance in this game you're thinking of fortnite oh no i thought this is the one you can dance that's the one my nine-year-old likes i'm just really trying to connect with him you know let's just say i haven't been the best father all right well i'm gonna go what hey guys thanos thanos yes you got a second what can i do for you gentlemen me and cole want to talk to you about your infinity gauntlet plan you have suggestions now once you have all the stones you can do anything right i believe so so hypothetically using that could we double resources so everyone has enough to live you don't need to kill anyone right and then you have everything and then everyone's like yay thanos right i see what you're saying oh that would bring up your like like your rating right but would that just end up doubling the population the next generation well i think if you is it correct because if there's more resources everyone keeps breeding but is it crazy to say that if we kill half they're just gonna repopulate like yeah we could just be having that same problem again like why not kill three quarters of them it's not a bad idea you know what go ahead yeah you know what instead of half three fourths of resources oh that's another way to look at it too or quadruple or even ten times then we end up with the same problem everyone's just banging and banging and banging maybe they sh hmm everyone's gay make everyone gay snap the things no that'll that's insane because if we do that all it would take is one more generation and then everybody's gone let me finish they're gay but they know they have to have sex to keep going so it's more like a chore but they do it but they're not going to overdo it um it's too complicated it's too complicated i mean too complicated well i mean now you've got rules you got gay rules no no you all you snap right everyone's gay right that's all you got to do the rest is on them but we don't know if they're going to figure it out you're assuming everybody will figure out to have sex but if they're gay we don't want to force that on people they would still know they just wouldn't want to they'd have to too complicated too it's too complicated yeah yeah i like the sn snapping snapping three four three four quarters three quarters yeah whichever however you want to say it right three or even 90 maybe 90 i think that's a good compromise what 90 90 dead oh i thought we were doing the gay thing [Laughter] [Music] in the world we once knew about 56 million 597 034 people died every year which works out to approximately 155 000 people a day yeah amen which oh oh easy now yeah which was 6 458 people an hour and 108 people every minute hey hell whoa which me i'm having a hard time keeping up with the numbers can't we just yeah yeah just kind of get into this see the gist of it jesus easy come on this is the place of the lord hey let preacher talk it's time it's time for breakfast let's try that shut the [ __ ] up or easy with the mouth simon let him talk let him talk everybody shut up let him talk that all meant that every second two people would die and for every breath you took approximately seven people see what the numbers are stop with the numbers stop with the numbers there's no tuning in church that's a rule that's always a rule lapse through no i mean no shooting is true we can make our own rules broken down we'll reason things shut the [ __ ] hey put it into my room yeah no i don't like that in the name of the lord shut the [ __ ] up easy amen all right preacher hurry the [ __ ] up i know all right but in this last year everybody died except us all right it's lunchtime preacher the [ __ ] up death is everywhere and it happens to everyone hey man hey man preacher but none of this changes the fact that thick will ransack any place that you have not been hey jesus amen hey man it's barbecue time i'm fine church has probably let out already enjoy the barbecue left everybody shut the [ __ ] up [Applause] oh i got one number two okay oh man they just dropped shark bites it looks tasty can i just eat this raw like a sushi yes you can all right so what's the deal what's the deal anything good here good food mmm yeah i just had like shark sushi and a coconut with some banana oh god you just threw up all over me i thought it was good jesus man your face is coming green dude well i just threw up shark and banana didn't i yeah my god you look like hell oh god you threw it right in my face to the point where i'm covered right you're puking i'm throwing up yep thank you for that you throw up thanks being attacked by something oh well at least he's not getting thrown up on yeah mr dave mr simon yeah i'm not trying to be antagonistic but what the [ __ ] is taking you so long hey and i got sick and we're just talking because we need to communicate with each other about what we're doing we need to find the ship's log it should be in a treasure chest near the shipwreck why don't you get your fat ass over here all right fine do it yourself you look you look after the ship look after the ship where's it going well someone could steal it i know but do you think somebody's going to steal it of course it happens all the time oh does it okay see your thieves mr simon oh okay i bet i'll go back [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] here [Music] hmm hey [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] huh [Music] huh [Music] [Music] oh [Laughter] oh oh all right so this horse was watching mtv and this guy's on this video wiggly wiggly wiggly playing guitar and the horse loves it horses into it's like man i gotta learn to do that where's this horse just like hanging out on the farm watching tv tv in the bar yeah in the barn okay okay good 2019. painting the picture come on all right so uh so the horse uh he calls a music teacher he's like hey man i saw this guy playing guitar i really wanna learn to play guitar can you teach me phone too yeah yeah he's got a phone it's easy though it's push button he's got hooves gotcha okay continue so yeah uh the horse says uh well there's only one problem i'm a horse music teacher says no problem come on in i'll teach you to play guitar he does he brings him in teaches the horse to play guitar after several months a horse is awesome at guitar he calls chicken over chicken come here look what i can do blows chicken away [Laughter] like whatever man but hey chicken's like what'd you learn this is like you got to see this music video chicken thinks a guitar part's cool but chicken sees the guy playing the drums know chicken's like i'm gonna learn to do that yeah that's my jam chicken calls up the music teacher he's like hey can you teach me to play the drums yeah sure it was like you know hey you know i'm a chicken it's like that doesn't matter we got technology don't worry about it come on come in and play the drums so after months chicken and horse get together [Music] oh yeah they're doing great they call cow over cow you gotta come come and check this out oh kyle sees a guy playing bass now that that's my jam yeah so cow calls them used to teach after a couple months cow's rocking the base chickens rocking the jumps horses killing it on guitar yeah they got a band they're playing one night and a producer hears them i want to sign you guys you guys are amazing this producer signs them they get a contract they they start playing gigs all over the country that become massively successful what was their name cow chicken horse and horse right cow chicken horse right we're gonna kill the flow right tell more they're doing great have massive success but one day horse gets a call horse your mom's sick you gotta you gotta come you gotta come check on mom so horse leaves he goes and he checks on mom thank goodness mom's fine but while he's visiting mom he gets another call oh no your band members and your producer they were on a plane they were flying somewhere and the plane went down oh no so cow's dead chicken's dead the producer's dead all this this horse's entire career is gone he's got nothing so he wants to drink himself to death so so he does doesn't he so a horse walks into a bar the guy says why the long face what a buildup everyone wanted to know that backstory everyone every single person it's like a hallmark movie hey all right let's do this come here roach yeah i'm here no come to me i am here with you no you go around the fence oh around okay around the fence okay give me a sec oh no i'm sorry i can't it's impossible it's not a it's a fence yeah i i'm sorry i cannot go the end of the fence is right there right there so walk to the end of it and then just go around it's impossible for me to do this right now the fence is impossible can we find something else okay all right i'm gonna walk down the road a little ways i'm gonna whistle for you again and then i want you to come to me okay oh i like this plan this is good i'm still here what i'm still here i can still see you oh okay i i got to go further i got to go further to whistle okay yeah got it oh a tree oh god trees you see this jerry yeah i see the trees roach go around the trees i go around them what yeah i need you to come to me i'm on the road i feel like we've done this already i feel like we do this all the time i feel like you're getting angry at me i and i apologize you're right i'm going to calm down nature i'm a witcher witchers are calm i have an idea let's burn down the tree i i'm not going to burn down the trees burn all the trees that are in our way i can't i cannot burn down the tree you've got flames i've seen them i can't set the woods on fire just so you can get this shouldn't even be a conversation why is this a conversation okay i know what you want me to do go around the tree so give me a second give me a second okay i believe in you this is impossible it's not it's not this is worse than the fence wow this is so much worse than that how is that worse let's try the fence one more time i'm not going back to the damn fan try it again i'm not all right since you're so good at going around things okay maybe i should whistle and then you can come to me one that's ridiculous too can you whistle hold on [Applause] no no i can't that's the only hiccup in this plan uh horse problems huh i know just how you feel pal oh yeah is there something wrong with yours yeah fifth one i bought this week let me ask you can your horse kill itself can i no he can't oh good consider yourself lucky half the time mine glitches out and gets himself killed [Applause] another 500 septums just pissed down the drain oh i'm coming downstairs oh where where's my heart medication is it in here um i can't remember what i have to do i need my dementia pills they're in green bottles oh i forget where they are though where'd you put them there they are i don't remember anything that's right baby i jumped on the bed and i'll do it again come here you little [ __ ] oh oh you little shake right in the paper oh stuck in your butt i'd say that's a thigh [Music] oh you little bastard give me this you've been helped naughty boy yeah oh that's a good twist all right [Music] [Applause] that kid sucks ass you're done good granny you didn't even let me really oh that's a lizard see it's working nothing right it's not time for this like that's not a real thing says the man who thought that duck was a deer well i was far away from it wasn't i we weren't that far buddy all right just let's try the we charge your thing do the just do the fire um oh i see huh deer deer serious dear are you serious are you messing with me well i guess i'll get them then here we go [Music] shut the [ __ ] up where is he straight in front of me huh straight in front of me oh yeah i see him okay three crouch two crouch i can't i'm i'll have a rock in my way ah three two one fight i'm not ready i wasn't ready got one did you hit him i got two yeah he went down i killed it god i'm good wait all right you ready one two three skin it look at this i'm right in your face we're best friends well i think you just got lucky and i think it's time to try the real plan go home get it come dallas what we're flushing them out man you know what i want to have tonight for dinner what ravioli why don't we have prime meat with ravioli and boom holy crap oh it works yes nice i mean kinda is it is it coming what's that what that sounds like a t-rex thick thank you behind you holy crap me oh me okay it's on you oh crap i lost the bird i keep losing it what do you mean you keep losing it what do you mean i i hate it when you ask that that's a really good question as it means it means i keep losing the damn thing okay what do you mean well try it again what do you mean damn it everyday all right hold on i'm dragging it i'm watching is it with me yep okay i think i got it this time now when i say what do you mean what do you mean you think you got it this time i mean i think i got it this time what do you mean you lost yeah i can duck and yell too it's not pretty but here we are okay you lost it i know what do you mean you lost it i mean you lost it exactly you find opening the door neebs uh what do you mean open the door exactly okay door's open oh god there's a pig in here hold on i'm coming down in the base in the base in the basement in the base he was in the back in the water near the dock where is this pig thick can you see a pig oh yep i was right pig i'm getting him all hands on deck shut the front door just in case all right getting him with checking cube come on get the other wolf in here i'm wolfenstein coming in tavis team hey all right didn't even really need to drag him in here but it was fun uh it is nice to go to a safer place but the fact that thing breaks so much that's crazy i know it was nuts all right get some blue paint call them ding-dong that's what you do yep that's what i'm doing all right congratulations after thank you thank you what are you doing you just play with your blocks what are you doing you keep playing with that block in a nutshell the baby tries to kill itself daddy tries to prevent it dude go get a fork go get a fork it's in the kitchen daddy look i'm playing with the trash can daddy see that that's great you like that danny i'm gonna curl inside the trash can damn i see that good job you did good yeah like that daddy i knew it would be chock full of baby voices this have you tried the bleach daddy daddy did you try the bleach not yet you can't win as the dad right there what is that you just can't you these batteries are delicious you're tripping balls right now baby wow yeah my tummy's upset daddy i'll be fine go in the bathtub shit's looking better yeah daddy look i need a bath i'm a bad boy oh all it's time to come back i got a kill already i must have road killed an airplane yeah which objective are we going to you're the driver uh defranco defranco de franco does that mean d or does that mean f that means f d what's he talking about they say that ranco starts with a d though d frank nobody ever tell him this take it out folks now we tell him but he just ignores us see the enemies all over the franco we're taking fire from what i believe is dracula yeah dracula dude they're still all over foxtrot dracula well we're getting shot at by dracula what the hell happened to defranco i got one of them we weren't getting shot at from defranco all right yeah that's a light tank back over a duff duff objective let's focus on dracula first stone you what neebs i don't know i don't know how this is working in your head man but is not an objective dracula is a code word for d i missed that on the briefing well consider yourself free sir link the triforce will be mine the triforce will never be yours all right cut cut oh god link all right triforce it cannot be gannons yeah right yeah so i just want to hear it more a little bit more bass in your voice more bass more bass okay are you ready you're rolling then action link the triforce will be mine the triforce will never be yours cut cut link when you say it'll never be yours i want you to just tell the audience it will never okay excuse me sir i just you're the [ __ ] hero link okay yeah you are the hero he says he will have to try if you don't mind me jumping in i feel like your motivation is you don't want me to get the trifle that's exactly what yeah of course and and he will never get it not gonna happen not gonna happen are we ready okay while it's hot rolling action blink the triforce will be all right cut i'm sorry ganon i was trying something different don't wow yeah ready rolling action link the triforce will be yours strikeforce will never be cut wait oh i fluffed that line i flubbed that line that's my fault can we just roll again again okay from the top i'm sorry and we're rolling action think the triforce will never be mine which i first will well why are we getting stuck on never is that sorry i'm sorry you want like a cue card up behind me i don't think i need a cue card let's just go like you're good i think so yeah was that pretty good you're on your way all right rolling action link the triforce will never be yours the child force will i did ever again well give me the cue give me the cube why do we have the same we have the same line don't we no no no i'm supposed to say that the triforce will be mine and you're supposed to say that the triforce will never be yours listen you got your card right you can read that read it right now read it the trifolds will be mine yep yes okay rolling action blink the triforce will be mine now kurt now he got that right no he got it right but he's you read it's like you're reading every word i'm obviously going to read the word take it out take it out fly that out okay listen we could do this we got this right all right let's roll cameras please action link the dry forks will be mine the triforce will never line be yours be yours let's just use subtitles again that's a wrap everybody guys that up ahead looks like a uh a swamp oh do you remember those yeah i remember i don't like being in those which way are we going we going right through the swamp here uh i was kind of going to the left of the swamp in between the swamp and what looks like the canyons there's swamp down oh yeah there we go now mom's a great place to get poisoned by just about everything i guarantee oh yeah avoid the swamp oh wait we got a megalodon coming in on a stick oh boy let's get him you want him yes you eat him i'm full better help actually i'll eat him all these dolphins these dolphins are helping him did y'all hear me under there they heard you neeb shut up that's so they know we're friendly neebs i'm bored are you yeah i'm just sitting here be constructive with your time how i don't know write a song do some math in your head hey back again i'm doing some math in my head uh thinking the two ideas you just gave me that was stupid is that math no that's counting oh it's just counting in it well it's math we did it [Applause] now this is where you can easily get lost and killed you ever seen anything like this simon i can't see [ __ ] where are you i don't know where are you i'm bored come follow me this is boring i'm follow me i'm not a [ __ ] i believe me i came into this with very very kind of high hopes now don't walk over the edge look how pretty we've done that way don't walk over the edge are you baiting me wait there's that one have a bow and arrow to kill that whoa guys you know what we should do what from this point because this is this is a really cool area correct correct i mean yeah i like these should we dig sort of straight up and get back to the surface and then it's an entrance to a mine shaft i see a bunch of gold yeah we can oh [ __ ] i died oh no what hit me that was amazing dude i had diamond and everything i'm sorry what the [ __ ] did you i was aiming at you like i was kidding and then i hit i hit the thing are you kidding me i'll get you stuff to rally well i'll give you are you gonna get that diamond half of it went into the lava no yeah i got i got your what an [ __ ] did you have one diamond no i had about six i only well there's some stuff here so i only have one diamond i should have a [ __ ] ton a lot of your stuff is still right here we'll get it i'm sorry i didn't mean to what an [ __ ] was it was it worth the joke i was trying to put the arrow away i realized oh crap i'm aiming to arrow it down a bunch of guys i didn't know how to put it away and i thought oh man if i hit e it'll go away but no that fires it i don't see no diamonds man no they they i heard him sizzle in the flame [Music] how you like that where's it coming from up here shut up don't you don't you shoot it then turn it the [ __ ] off i will shoot you in the face come on turn it off i just wanted them to know okay can you use that as a pa doraleous you know what probably yeah talk into it one second why is that relevant to the pa system i thought it would sound good through the speaker it did i'm gonna slink away back to my house here i go slinking oh yeah you are slinking i'm slinking salmon did i don't know [Music] yeah i think i'd rather have the [ __ ] alarm on copy that oh my god turn it off huh turn it off you said you wanted that rather than singing you did say that i was being sarcastic oh back to the song shut the [ __ ] up [Music] do we have to chance something to get this thing to come out [Music] panther panther come to life what about ooh ooh i want to see that [ __ ] that [ __ ] nope no none of it worked none of it worked check it check it again check it it's got to be done right it's so close it's so ridiculously close oh what oh there it is what where oh sexy panther pose what over here to the left i'm looking i don't see a panther where's my screen you see a panther yeah i see a panther take is it in the take it out can you take it out cause i don't see it on my screen um take okay hey so did you just put the thing in your pocket what's going on is it in your pocket this is ridiculous uh this is insane if this is how the game this is insane is it in the bag is it in this bag is the panther in the back panthers in the back how do we get the panther out of the [ __ ] bag hold on this is madness open this is absolute manny yeah take it out take it out of the back thick oh there we go how did you do that i put it in my hot bar and placed it just not dropping it in a bag yeah oh look at this cute little guy oh i can name it name it oh what should we name it uh if we name it ella marie doraleous no yeah yeah he'll really cling to this thing then let's name it something he hates let's call it work hard work david hard work the panther oh welcome to the team hard work [Music] last one to the river's the winner last one yep so the river's a winner yeah i don't give a [ __ ] i just want a drink okay here we go i win water all right so what now i don't know just glad to have friends around i know but seriously though we need an adventure let's just do let's just be friends today that's it that's it i'll i'll say something i like about you and you say something you like about me i like women you kind of look like a woman no something real you're afraid to show your feelings no i'm not yeah you are why you why are you worried about or why do you think that my feelings aren't like what i say you look like a woman i think you're a good listener i enjoyed talking to you simon okay you're my friend thank you this is getting weird man see look at you you're afraid cliff jump all right that was fun that hurt a bit don't try that all right okay now what i don't know take a walk you still look like a woman from the backside with no hair on top why do you think that's a negative thing you have feminine features okay thank you your cheekbones are quite attractive thanks a lot i'm blushing with those beautiful cheekbones yep guys doraleous hey hi hey hi hello everyone oh there you are this is niebster peace theater so check this [ __ ] out this is quite impressive yeah and you ain't seen [ __ ] yet wow look at this yeah i like it a lot do we want to sit in the front row where do you want to sit guys you're not gonna you're in the play i'm in the play yeah appstore and neebs are i'll be an usher what's your ticket sir uh 6b that's right here sir second chair oh thank you enjoy the show excuse me sir yep where uh what's your ticket uh six eight six eight wait how does it work it's it's it's a no it's a number letter [ __ ] letter [ __ ] yeah neebs yeah follow me i wanted to watch the show though no you're in the show packed house this evening ladies and gentlemen i don't know i'm peeking out it doesn't look good oh it's empty no one came ladies and gentlemen welcome to the grand opening of the nebster peace theater and boy do we have a treat for you today an original slash improv play get nervous don't be nervous other than sir neebs and absorb on april okay very impressive i like the opening of the cart it was a beautiful summer day i may have over lit this no [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it was a beautiful summer day much like any other beautiful summer day you have seen that was beautiful amidst the serene setting of beautifulness two young brothers played and frolicked frolicked and played and played and frolicked about is that our key yeah that's your queue what a beautiful day it's so nice out here it's beautiful as any beautiful day i've seen i love you brother it's a great day to frolick i agree this is good day frolicking yes why is your voice so deep oh this is me now all i like to do is frolick and play play and frolic in this beautiful day it is so nice out here look at the trees and the clouds and the sunshine life was good thank you thank you [Music] can't wait to see where this goes simon oh my god are there four acts uh yeah there's four riveting acts yeah that was a quarter of the what we're gonna see here 20 years later the two brothers who still lived at home continued to play in frolic until one day boys uh yeah dad i have some bad news for you what is it what is it dad your mother is terminally ill no no it just happens it's life my god is this mother i can barely tell she's so terminally ill and she wished for her mattress to be out in the front yard it was her wish but there is only one cure and unfortunately it cannot be found in the land of which we live what is secure dad please it's an herb please tell us it's an herb [Music] what is this since this particular herb is across a great sea we have no way of getting it so i suppose it is time to say goodbye to mom oh no mommy's gonna die yeah wait unless if we can do it what well unless there is some way you two could actually we could do it contribute for once in your lives we can help you do it dad i feel like we can help names your backs to the audience you never put yourself we can do it [Applause] i would like to volunteer to save mom i can help save mom as well yes quite um there's a brief intermission who wants to buy some peanuts who wants to buy some peanuts who wants to buy some peanuts peanuts are cheap who wants to buy some peanuts who wants to buy some peanuts about some peanuts and peanuts are cheap hey neebs outro oh i walked over my neighbor's house i said what did you say oh he was all that's stinky you should get out here and i said and then what do you do oh he kicked me out of this house all the way out i wouldn't no you did not that's crazy it was not make sure you get some peanuts make sure you get some peanuts what goes better with theater than peanuts [Music] popcorn or popcorn uh everybody back to your seats the third act is about to begin for nearly two years the brothers tirelessly built the most amazing boat that has ever been seen yeah that's good brother every i'm still i didn't know every plank placed and nail pounded was by the sheer drive and hope of saving their mother and then it was done and they were off go ahead this is when you dear brother yes dear brother we have done good work building this boat i concur it's a good thing mother sickness gives her more than two years to live or she'd already be gone yes good thing we have enough time to go search for whatever the what the [ __ ] an herb if by sort of [ __ ] herb an herb if by sperm the herb if by sea but surely we do not have another two years so we will find the herb by sea nearly one year into their journey the brothers hoped to see signs of land at any moment but instead they saw the sign of a horrible storm approaching thank you wow thank these seeds are getting more rough as we go i concur brother we'll never be able to save mother in these rough ass it's probably because of the storm yes i'd say so oh it's so stormy out look at this omg it appeared as though the brothers would surely die that night but this story doesn't end that way instead a miracle happened brother it'll truly take a miracle to save us from this storm yes it will thank you thank you but what was the miracle [Music] what was the miracle brother yes brother we will never survive this sea and get back in time i agree mom yeah we're all gonna die including mom only dad will live if only there were a miracle hmm if only there were a miracle yes that would save us and mom yes if only there were a miracle one second is it broke again if only there were a miracle but not just any small miracle it would have to be a giant miracle yes a giant green miracle hey i saved y'all thank you nessie you're welcome you looked like you were in trouble thank you yes brother i'm having a hard time deciphering if this is a miracle i'm a that sound like a [ __ ] dude name to you is mom gonna die oh oh you're talking to your brother i thought you're talking to me i don't know i don't know how this saves us i don't know it's a monster but i don't know the praises no the thing is i'm pretty sure the writer intended for you the miracle to be that you were saved with that mom not your mother okay so we're safe but not mom well the miracle was that you were in a storm and then i saved you from the storm look for this to be a full plate you have to save us we get the herb go home save mom yeah okay um you really put nothing into this story so the brothers lived on and even though they did not save their mother especially since she died the days they sailed off three years ago oh my god what's happening they had made thank you hold on thank you thank you thank you let me finish the [ __ ] play they had made a friend for life and that wasn't too shabby the end wow thank you you're welcome now can we do thank yous yes yes thank you time oh thank you very good that was very cute everybody come out here stuck in the curtain here we go okay everybody take a bow for this thank you thank you thank thank you [Music]

Channel: Neebs Gaming

Views: 276,038

Keywords: animation, cartoons, funny, skits, animated, thanos, minecraft, the forest, 7 days to die, apex legends, gaming, animated gaming, variety show, 2d, neebs, animated skits, jokes, animation compilation

Id: NbBoN7J4n48

Length: 57min 46sec (3466 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 25 2022