Doraleous and Associates All Episodes Supercut

[Music] foreign [Applause] ladies and gentlemen I am proud to announce that doralius and Associates is officially open for business there's only like six of us here Dallas okay and there's no ladies we're still open for business it's not really a grand opening if it's just did I say it was a grand opening well it's an opening it feels like a grand opening from this day anyone being oppressed anyone losing their grip on freedom will have someone to turn to they can turn to doralius and Associates for a small fee or a big fee right fellas whatever they can afford cheers everyone Cheers Cheers guys I worked a long time on that speech so thrillas I pledge my ax to you oh here we go this wonderful cars sir and now from now on our minds are so do we have the same brain from here on out don't we need like more people sure but a small highly skilled team can be just as effective like Bruce here when he served under King legapur and they were at War he didn't fight alongside the thousands of men in their army did you brew we only had nine that's still three more than we have we're going to get more men see like big armies are clumsy they're predictable they're obvious Bruce team was special and this team is also special and the advantage that we have is that we don't have all the red tape of a monarchy weighing us down or good weapons or horses we are going to get weapons and we've got weapons right now sure be nice to have more but we've got enough to get started but what about the horses not only are there parties but damn it you know we can get around a lot faster how about a shield or Trey Boucher if you really want to annihilate your enemies what you need it's the Zephyr Blade The Zephyr Blade's just a myth oh rallies there's no way to talk never Blade's real guarded by the lady in the lake but even if it is real uh you can't just go up and grab the Zephyr blade don't you have to be like the chosen one or something oh come on what have you got to lose go to the lake that's the broad for the sword your rights are walking it is worth a shot [Music] thank you all right here we are we just staying here I don't know maybe we should call out for the Lady of the Lake it's not a bad idea lady no no no no no the rattles I think we should all do it I mean if four people are yelling it's about to get somebody let's do it together yeah I think that'd be good hey come out here lady now that's just gonna scare her away what's up with the creepy voice murdon it's not it's my regular voice [Music] that's like saying don't come murdon yeah I'm a stalker [Music] I am the Lady of the Lake step forward for you are the chosen one I'm the chosen one I'm the chosen one are you kidding me Behold doralius The Mighty Zephyr blade that's the Zephyr blade yes this is a tiny little little dagger no this is the legendary Zephyr blade imagine it a lot bigger didn't you guys well if you don't want it I'll take it I mean I'm gonna take it but I just you know I didn't picture well quit bitching about it what can I what what do I have to do take the Zephyr blade from my hand go forth into the forest in slay the Beast that lies within the darkness guys I can do this um all right I'm gonna take Zephyr blade this Zephyr blade in my hand and go kill that Beast back this way be brave doralius okay I'm going okay pretty sure this isn't the Zephyr blade you are wise doralius that is not the zepha blade but I asked specifically for the Zephyr blade that is far too small to be the Zephyr blade I know that I said that I said it was like a tiny dagger you did not say that I said that's a small dagger that's a tiny dagger I just got my ass kicked by that giant ass beast and this freaking dagger bent can I get the real Zephyr blade now please she pulled that out and you went crazy ape [ __ ] over it like because you were happy about it and now you're acting like she told me appreciate zapper blade you told me it was the Zephyr blade behold doralius the true Zephyr blade now that looks like a zephyr blade all right that's a biscuit it is the Zephyr blade so you're you're eating The Zephyr blade yes all right I'll tell you what you go ahead and eat that Zephyr blade bring your ass back down into that water and get me the real Zephyr blade okay you don't have a set on fire back there Dallas you're being kind of rude but you have no idea what I just went through but she's the lightest I know how do you know that wasn't the Zephyr blade that thing was freaking huge what what hey this no the biscuit have you seen the Zephyr Blade no but I'm pretty sure it's not a zephyr biscuit well now she's going to bring a fake Zephyr blade because you pissed her off she was eating that Zephyr blade babes behold DeLorean Mr Alias that's behold DeLorean the mighty and that's a that's a tree branch no this is truly this ever blade all right um you know what forget it because uh got a whole tree full of zephyr blades back home and I'll just grab one of those but uh yeah thanks for nothing and uh all the uh the wounds appreciate that dude come on guys let's go so that was our day hey everybody oh there's a dead cat on the table oh that's my dead cat why is it on the table oh I'm working on a new spell I'm trying to bring it back to life how's that going uh so far I don't know it's uh it's not obviously back to life yet okay I'm going to make a rule from this day forward no dead animals on the war room table that is a little bit harsh yeah that's that's getting a little high school you enjoy this as a centerpiece not this but something like this would be awesome it's very limited anyone seen uh walking anyone I've seen walking yeah he wears the the metals guys have you seen him today he's supposed to be at the meeting oh no I've not seen him today no not today he's supposed to be here to the meeting meeting Numero Uno I did it I brought a gag I'm impressed no idea and then now are you glad I kept it here I I mean I'm not gonna say anything no I didn't believe him we can bring dead animals now right ah oh wait oh okay well murdon oh I don't think that spell worked man no it didn't um but hey let's still let's still keep it here because it might do something else this could have been just the first part of it I'm intrigued now okay it can stay right here all right so okay hey dead animals in the world not in the future today okay all right fair enough first meeting which we should have had yesterday but we're too busy not getting a zephyr blade um we need leads and uh does anyone have any ideas I think we should get raises this is day two you don't ask for a raise on day two when we didn't make money on day one or day two okay that's what we're here for is to try to figure out how to make money I can't believe you're asking for a raise are you serious it's ridiculous no raises oh okay here's my second rule we've got two rules no raises until we make two days and two rules I can't imagine what this is going to be like a year from now you know I think I'm being only fair I'm I'm a just leader and you guys know that oh we saw in master the radius are we gonna do what you say now hey [Music] [Music] did you like I mean how did you have instructions for this spell I had a book and it was vague because you know I'm experimenting for the most part why would it be vague because it's never been done before I'm trying to do something original I don't see why you guys so there's a book on something that's never been done before there's a book on here's a theory murder on your cat's on fire it's on fire but Jack put that out put it out knock at the door guys I'll be right back well hey sir walking glad you could make it to the meeting on time lateralis I've been out and about stirring up business trying to make a name for you [Music] oh [Music] look I've got a lead turns out king kallus of the Nana Dunes setting to go to war against the village of the retards the retards that's right those retards need you they're special people but there's one thing the nanodus will be led by the mighty titanus titanus you guys are mad man some say he's a god some say he can't be killed I know I've heard all of these things his urine melts steel no I know I've heard all of that but they're Alias this is your shot you're right this is our opportunity we can make our name right here we need to get ready cat blew up Alias rallies yes yes murdon Are We There Yet guys according to the map that we told Village is just over this bridge and down that last Peak so we're close trying to cross the bridge actually want to cross my bridge eh well if you want to cross my bridge you have to guess my name I think you better just back it up a step or two there Mr troll you know who this is right here this is damned rallies okay tell me who you are tell me who you are doralius really just said I'm doralius but I mean what what do we have to do to cross the bridge well it's a damn stump of mud hole in you all right we'll be talking to tell him sir what do we have to do to cross I suppose I said apart guys calm down you must guess my name in order to cross my bridge otherwise I tear you limp from limb and eat your bones no we don't have time for this to rest you just take him take him down we can just at least guess his name and then if it comes to that we we take it to that come on take me torellius I'm not I'm not trying to challenge you I'm just trying okay guys okay he's wearing a name tag you're wearing a name tag what you you're wearing a name tag it says Marty this name tag means nothing perhaps I killed the man who once wore this night it probably means your name's Marty is that your guess oh I hope it is boy okay it's not our guess it's not our guest no no no no that's a trick he wants you to save Marty if I had a name bad you know what it would say neebs yeah if I had a name badge you know what it would say Thomas you would not wear a Thomas name I would if I didn't want you to know my name which is what the troll is doing yeah you didn't look anything like a Thomas and he actually looks a little bit like a murder he's not like a mighty murder yeah yeah you see that sign over the the attendant on duty sign what's that say uh it says the attendant on Duty's name is Marty and it's horse crap that's another trick that is okay look there's a there's a poster on the shack that says Employee of the Month Marty with that guy's picture on it that's definitely his picture I'm convinced that's murder that's you right there on that poster that looks nothing like me he's right I don't see much of a resemblance I mean all trolls look the same right murdon look at it doralius look at his eyes you see his eyes hey Morty you going to the party tonight I said I'd be there all right all right just bring the Mead that guy just called you Marty well I've never seen that bloat in my life you said you were gonna be there tonight well I did not you're bringing the Mead no no no the dralis he he and that guy they're working together well first of all we're gonna throw out a name I don't feel like fighting them because we're about to go into battle I don't really feel like going into battle with wounds already so okay I think we're ready really yes cause I'm hungry all right I know we know um I'm going to guess that's your name here it comes is Marty you are correct really you may pass thank thanks enjoy your travels thank you Bobby donde don't drop Dorado yeah real big surprise everybody we overcame the troll Guardian with our wits and proceeded to the weeds Hall village where we arrived just in time Chief douglasan I'd just like to thank you for giving us the opportunity to help you uh in this situation doralius thank you for coming sir walk and say many good things about you oh it's our pleasure and as far as payment goes you know afterwards we'll figure out some type of plan or something what fair enough we'll figure it out it is a good day for the crows callous get off of the wee Todd's land or no I don't think so I'd rather like this land I also like their soldiers chalice we will never fight for you oh that's what the village of the Martin said and also the dynasty of the tank mites but look at them now they fight for me well let me tell you something callous today will be different I'm sorry who are you my name is doralius and these are my associates today we will be fighting alongside all of these wheat holes you see behind me well let me tell you this Dora Lingus how about we make this affair and even fight your best man against my best man give me a sec chief we can't pass this up we can save so many lives if we take this offer I don't know I was thinking me actually um proof do you think I can take titanus on a good day maybe gonna have to be a good day then dralius I'll do it proof you don't have to you're you're just a consultant you're not obligated to do anything like that I know but if you die I don't get paid callous yes we accept your offering wonderful and now our best man proof very well titanus [Applause] what the hell what heebs what are you doing what doralius it was our best guy versus their best guy what are you doing I didn't hear that listen don't do anything until I tell you to what I mean we're in a battle dralis I know but we had this worked out okay door Lingus what the hell was that all about it's doralius and I'm sorry I'm dealing with it right now the real is when people come out in a battle you take them down that's what you do okay from now on don't do anything until I tell you to okay callus I'm about to send my Army to demolish calm down calm down how about this your second best guy versus our second best guy which is me [Music] okay okay but no trickery this time no trickery guys it's their second best versus our second best okay perfect I told you now okay okay our second best first their second best right we got it right that's it that's it good there it goes [Applause] oh what are you doing what do you mean what are you doing what are you the doralis me versus their second best no not no no no no no he said something best that's me no that's me okay guys the second best is me it's me what over me me no the rallies you're good I'm not saying it's not the time to argue about this this is not the time the rally is I am starting to regret you and your friends coming here I'm sorry we're working on it we just had a misunderstanding that's all your Lingus this is [ __ ] I know we had a miscommunication back here it's my fault Leo miscommunication has cost me my two best warriors I'm sorry I'm sorry and it's doralius I don't know what we're gonna do guys I don't know what we're gonna do we're screwed we're screwed hey doralis what neebs I know what we should do I'll bet you do let's do our worst versus their worst it's a horrible idea tell them it's a horrible idea worst versus worst no it's a horrible idea oh you don't want to do that our worst is pretty worse you know what I like that dear yes you're worse against our worst Marcus drag hey drag get ready I think you're about to fight right chief call out your worst okay Leslie we've been at the we told Kingdom for several hours through A Series of Unfortunate Events we've chosen our weakest Warrior to fight in a one-on-one battle no no no no no [Music] I bet two gold coins that fella from Nineveh is gonna win this thing that's what I'm thinking too are you serious what do you tell you're gonna bet on the enemy well y'all think y'all think Leslie's gonna win he better win no Leslie's a push he's not gonna win well if he doesn't win we're in trouble and the Wii talls are gonna lose all of their land all because of us and your idea noobs no more noobs the rallies [ __ ] talking like you're all mad and stuff I'm a little bit concerned right now because our name is on the line and so is this entire Village we should have Sitting draft yeah I'm not the worst well you yeah you usually are the worst I think no I don't think Jack could take that guy over there then what the hell is your problem man look at them I'm a masterful beast of Titans all I'm saying is we better all hope that Leslie wins this fight yeah [Music] holy [ __ ] I can't believe he won no no no no sir [Music] it is fair you agreed to it King okay fine you got me this time but mark my words door Lingus I'm going to put a price on your head well it's you know you know whatever whatever King chalice you put a price on my head it's King kallus you did that yeah I do king phallus I'm well aware of that thank you very much time come in but mark my word store Lingus You Will Rule this day you'll rule this day sorelius thank you so much for defeating King kallus it's an amazing day for all retards it's our pleasure I'm glad everything worked out it was getting a little scary there for a bit the rallies look what the children made you it's a statue of you made from the manure of our finest goat wow uh it's like looking in a mirror made of poo wow you look like [ __ ] neuralius thanks and in about uh the payment we have been thinking long and hard about what we must give you for your brave brave actions today and we are going to give you our finest Warrior Leslie You Wanna Give us Leslie that's right he is our bravest warrior and now he will fight alongside with you and your Mane okay I I think probably he's more Well Suited protecting you guys because uh I mean this this is enough I don't know Bradley I said it's not a bad office no we're good shut up I say we keep it we're done shut up it's on the house basically okay why can't we take Leslie when you were talking to callus you should have said uh uh salad tomato salad that'll be funny like thanks tomato salad that would have been fun so thank you keep blessing the Battle of we told was fierce but we were triumphant from there we went on to my top list to drum up some business proof decided to return to Castle doralius apparently he and King ragthorn don't see eye to eye okay guys I'm going to go see the king and I'm sure that's going to take a little while because he's probably going to want to hear everything that we have to offer so uh I'll tell you what draft how about you go and find some food murdon well no matter what I tell you to do you're probably still gonna go get drunk right oh you bet your sweet ass I am all right how about neebs um maybe go check out some prices on weapons maybe horses or something yeah okay I'll see what we can get for a [ __ ] stick drak you still carrying that thing I love him throttles I love this to me it's my duty to hold up okay that's good guys good luck good luck I'll see you guys in a few Nate that's you man Eric what what you doing here man how long has it been man God I cannot believe I'm looking at your face right what are you doing in Montopolis I live here now what do you do doing I'm a damn Warrior now yeah we just got back from uh we told Village I took down titanus you did not killed him that is amazing brother well this is really interesting but I'm gonna go that's actually a good idea it was nice meeting you nibs come on let's talk go ahead Drake I'll catch up with you in a bit so uh what are you doing now man life is so good right now life is so good I got so many big things coming up I can't even tell you still playing the loot that's right you do play though yeah I'm just getting the band together I'll tell you what you see Dragon [ __ ] playing anywhere I better see your face at that show you can count on it man you can count on it but we have to go now neebs come on let's head out Jack what what do you what's the deal so so you're in a band yeah what what are you what are you doing in here why what's up with the stupid little thing you know I ate a carrot from the King's Garden and uh and they all flipped out about it have you found that that interferes with the band at all no not yet not yet don't be no carrots okay oh man I don't even like carrots I don't either tell them that doralius from doralius and Associates is here please I don't know you want to do it I could do it but then I'd have to leave won't you do it all right I'll do it yeah he said no hey doralis did you meet my friend Eric please tell me you did not break that guy out of The Stockade hey this is a guy from The Stockade man murdon keep it down guys there are two Royal Guards right behind us Wireless just simmer down man all he did was steal a carrot yes simmer carrot hey simmer we're trying to get in to see the king and we're bringing freaking criminals up he's not a criminal I'm not a criminal not you murdon this guy hey buddy you look kind of familiar oh I've been around I've been here for a while now he's a he's a in a band oh we're just getting started man we're gonna we're about to blow up cool cool what do you play I played a loot hey actually uh isn't the king looking for a loot player well here I am you want to come in and audition I'd love to come in and audition hey guys um I play the loot too he shoves that thing in his mouth and just goes to blowing I just play it oh another loop leg another loop player right hey you know what I'm thinking we should just all go in together and see the king that's a great idea hey everybody come on let's go let's go see the King right now really I've always wanted to see the king I don't think the the loot is a win instrument is it you don't play The Living dry ice nope [Music] I see a torch do you see it Taurus yes we see a torch what do you see neebs I see uh uh corpse I see a corpse do you see a corpse yes we see a corpse what do you see the deralis doralis Dallas what do you see no I'm sorry oh come on just name something I'm not playing your game I'm sorry I'll tell you what I see I see a grunt do you see it girl yes you see that we're in a dungeon right now the Alice you should have said that when I said your name okay we started this to make changes in the world now the world is falling apart out there and we're stuck in here well what'd you do to get in here here well the rallies thought it would be a good idea to lie about playing the Luke no neebs I think it's more because you brought a criminal to the freaking castle that was not it no you lied to the King's Garden okay yeah I lied about that but you still brought a freaking criminal here I think we're all at fault yeah but just imagine someone tells you they play the loot and then they can't yeah I don't think it what what are you here for see the king fears me I'm a certified Lethal Weapon okay murdon yup any type of spell that you maybe know that could possibly help us right now well I used to know one where I could turn metal in the dust let me try I can try it on your chains all right but all right stay still here we go okay okay you gotta stay stupid yeah I did Dallas know you were all over the place I can't move guys I'm chained up yeah stay still let me try again one more time hey if you don't want to be here I think you should just leave I don't want to be here I would love to leave you're only here as long as you ought to be here oh oh and you have a choice about being here of course I have a choice but the universe wants me to be here see the universe wants him to be here hey guys guys lunch time lunch time ready goodness man I've been starving everything I'm hungry too yeah yeah oh no food on the floor I'm sorry I'm sorry oh no look at me I've stepped in your food I'm stuck it all up in here look what you're doing that on purpose oh no I'm jumping on your food this is this is really really disrespectful young man you're making me mad yeah me too I hate this guy yeah you're making me want to pee because I'm peeing right now all over your food no my biscuit all right that's it I have I have seen some [ __ ] in my day but that was messed up that just made my eyes hurt like I'll say and you're only here as long as you want to be here like this fella for example he obviously didn't want to be here his head was all like hey I don't want to be here and his intestines were all like hey I don't want to be here cooped up inside my belly listen can you break us out right now you telling me you don't want to be here not like that guy didn't want to be here we just when I get out could you could you help us please hold on let me ask the universe the universe said no oh but the universe did say the number four what the hell does number four mean how the hell should I know Universe damn crazy anyways I gotta go what's going on in there what the hell that crazy old guy just tore that guy into pieces and ran through that wall yeah no no that's [ __ ] man will you just kill the guard what are you talking about we're still chained up why would we kill him and chain ourselves back up you guys are dead you the king's gonna find out about this he's gonna he's gonna kill you guys today do anything today excuse me according to the schedule you haven't taken your lunch break yet have you no I haven't but unfortunately these guys just murdered a guard so I'm going to be stuck here for a while neebs did it look I just came off my lunch break and if you want to run along and go ahead and get your lunch I'd be more than happy to take care of this mess are you serious I mean this is gonna be a lot of paperwork absolutely absolutely and you and you had a salamander bis salamander bisque [ __ ] yeah I'm pretty hungry okay listen thanks a lot man I'll uh I guess I'll catch you later problem thank you the salamander bisque tastes like [ __ ] oh [Music] I freaking love you walking after many days on the road we finally returned to doralia's Castle um there's a giant wooden horse in front of the castle [Music] you know what this is this is a gift from the retards it is they wouldn't have just given us a [ __ ] stick this is a gift man no no it's for us it's for us it's they really appreciated what we did no the rally as I've seen I've seen something like this before okay we got to be careful I don't know this shoddy craftsmanship These Things Fall Apart in like a week this is what it's all about guys we're getting noticed that's right okay here's what you guys have to do just bring this in the back gate leave it in the courtyard then you have the rest of the day off because walking and I we're gonna take a little trip and grab some things and when we get back it's party time it's party time all right because we deserve it everybody deserves yeah okay oh I'm into that so just do that and we'll see you soon all right all right now at least all right we'll see if you guys see him crying see ya [ __ ] [Music] dralis you got a Wild Bunch back there but I think things are coming together nicely I think you're right walking I think you're right but the dwarf his voice hurts my ears is it just me no no it's not you know some people think your voice is annoying too right ah can't be true people love my voice [Music] sounds like a Damsel in Distress [Music] let's hurry up from the tree no this God is guts out let the boy go who are you the name's doralis and today is not your day no today is not your day no today is not your day it is our daily today's not your day it's not your day it is our day enough I am a trained Warrior and I'd rather not kill anyone today unless I have to get him [Music] the rallies why'd you do that walking these men chose their own destiny ow you put your damn sword back in with all the blood on it the oils alone are gonna corrode the blade make it rust dominant lessen the value I'll clean the blade later oh that's fine and maybe I'll wipe my ass later hey you okay oh yes sir I'm fine sir thank you I'm so glad you came along when you did hey do you uh need us to walk you home or anything oh no sir this is my home I live here in the woods really yes I'm on summer break from Shackleton now Shackleton that's a wizard school oh yes and the finest wizard school there is I'm learning so much and I have so many good friends there yeah that's nice I tell you what do you want to follow us back to our Castle maybe just for a few days oh well I'd love to that sounds absolutely wonderful good good I'm doralius and this is Sir walking how you doing hey it's a pleasure to meet you both my name's Harry Harry Potter you guys really let me down this time you know that you wear that huh I give you one thing to do while I'm gone one thing bring the large wooden horse inside could you do that no you couldn't do that could you could you dralis we have a good reason as to why we didn't bring that in but I don't want to get into it right now really neebs what's the reason I don't want to get into it dryness there was no good reason to after hours murder on the news are playing a stupid game all day and I told them it should do it and they didn't listen to me it's not a stupid game Drag that is stupid your voice is stupid you little cry baby what are you wearing what is my potty mask you said we were having a party well the party's been canceled oh and let me tell you why let's say we're all on the battlefield and let's say that I give neebs an order to cover murdon's back while he's preparing a spell and neebs decides to ignore that order now murdon's dead good job neebs how long do you think we're gonna last as a team if that's how we follow orders less than a week if we have a battle ever does sorry I'm later alias it was Nana's birthday proof there's a sword in your back thanks for alias hey there's a giant wooden horse out front someone just probably moved that thing right listen I don't want to talk about this anymore so let me make this perfectly clear I want that horse inside the castle by Sunset is that understood yeah all right Castle sunset be there who's a Kinder Alice oh hey everybody this is Harry well hey harry okay hello everyone hello hello Harry Harry's going to be staying with us for a few days I figured we could use an intern plus he's been training at Shackleton so he could prove useful Shackleton dick dick brick [ __ ] hey look at me I'm too good to go to public Wizarding school I go to Shackleton because my parents are rich my parents were killed when I was a baby oh look at me my dead parents left me a lot of money and now I'm just murdered Ethan in it enough Harry how about you tell us a little bit about yourself oh well uh I go to Shackleton and um I have lots of friends there and I really like it and my favorite class is lunch oh and I I do enjoy a good game of sky ball sky ball what is that oh it's a wonderful game you get on your magic broom and then you go up into the sky and the Oddity of the game is to take your balls and to try to get them into the golden snatch oh hold up a second did you just say you have a flying broom well where is it man oh it's in me Locker back at Shackleton what can you take it out oh of course sir and you didn't bring it oh no sir I didn't think I'd need it it's a flying broom Harry didn't think you would need it no I can't imagine wouldn't you need a flying broom well I don't know I just don't think I need it sir what if you're being like I don't know chased by a giant spider or something Harry or a giant snake you think you would need a flying broom then well hypothetically speaking three thugs in the woods yes but sir Harry it's a [ __ ] flying broom Harry we are all glad to have you here at doralius and Associates so yeah please make yourself at home and if you need anything at all just ask oh thank you sir laughs [Music] dryness you are right yeah walking I'm fine it's just the sun is set and the horse is still out here tell you what doralius you and me let's roll up our sleeves and put the horse inside ourselves all right they're about to bring us inside radio weapons not gonna do it and on principle alone if I can't delegate Authority this team doesn't stand a chance spoken like a true leader doralius I'm proud of you now if we're not going to move the horse let's get inside it's gonna be a cold cold night [Music] this is [ __ ] you may have won that round wizard but you will not win the battle actually the elf won that round he had two on the board and one in the hole and the and the wizard had three on the board oh so so the hole is a good thing yes it goes with three points yeah the wizard only has 12. I think the elf has uh 14. enough wait what yeah yes Aaron's dead oh well how the hell did that happen well I don't know freezing temperatures at night starvation no the fact that none of us have [ __ ] in five days so how you doing Harry oh good sir just studying is all is that one of your textbooks from school oh no sir this is a very special book it's the only one of its kind handed down from puta to Puta for Generations it has hmm magical weapons oh yes sir this is my favorite chapter there's the bow of Eternity the staff of light The Zephyr Blade the Ring of ice Zephyr blade go back oh yes one of the most mysterious weapons of newdonia boards from the earth at the beginning of time it is said that even Mountain shake when the Zephyr blade is swung and only the chosen one can wield its power you get [Music] now interference and Palace where are you going I'll be back tomorrow or can we come with you no take the horse inside [Music] has deemed you worthy Warrior take the Zephyr blade from my hand go forth and slay the Beast that lies within the darkness um my Zephyr blade went out the flame in your heart will keep the Zephyr blade alive you're not actually buying this crap are you what you're holding a candle I'm holding the Zephyr blade and if I were you I would watch what you say to the man holding it all right go kill the Beast then it's a good thing there's a flame in your heart yeah you're just jealous I'm the chosen one God hello DeLorean how do you sleep at night like a baby what brings you here DeLorean I'm here for the Zephyr blade I am so sorry DeLorean I just gave this ever blade away no the real one I know the Zephyr blade is a tree branch can I please have the tree branch you mean this tree branch DeLorean y'all know what would be cool if we took that horse and put inside the castle wouldn't that be crazy have the big horse inside the castle oh that was mad or arthritis is out there no no I I like that idea neebs I mean we can't keep it out here and it looked much better inside the castle finally you for prepare your weapons through your majesty three well hey there fellas that's a nice horse you got there hey thanks man where'd you come from well I was just passing through say she's not for sale is she no no no no no no no no no no no maybe I listen I saw the real Zephyr blade in the magic book of pooter so put down the rabbit and give me the true Zephyr blade please so you've seen the book of Buddha why didn't you say so doralius because I didn't see it until today the prophecy is being fulfilled doralius now to prove your worth you must complete one Quest okay okay you must Journey to the top of snowbird Peak there you will find an ice cave follow the cave until you reach the lair of the dreaded lispius there you must retrieve one of its eggs and return it to me and then you will be worthy to wield The Zephyr gray it will be done and then with the Zephyr blade by my side I will bring peace to newtonia I will return doralius wait there is something you'll need to complete your quest uh let me guess the Zephyr blade that's what you were going to say wasn't it Maybe I hate you freaking hate you [Applause] take care nice doing business with you yeah so long sucker foreign [Music] seriously you sold the horse yep I had nothing to do are you are you excited no I'm not excited who said you could sell the horse you didn't say we couldn't it just came to us Dallas yeah opportunity showed up and we took it the horse wasn't for sale it was a gift but doralius look what we made Kaboom we made money dryless money money in the bank that's money in the bank yeah that's you that's your cut that's five copper that's yours my cut from what from the rest of it right what was the rest of it we sold it for 20 seconds rest yeah where's that well we bought some things I hope it's things that can help doralius and Associates no you don't know you're not going to be happy yeah I don't see the problem but check hey check out what we bought explosion yeah isn't it beautiful what the hell is that that's the Battle of we told me it's the Battle of [ __ ] is what it is that's not the Battle of we told that is there's me there's you there's Drac and murdon there's your sword that's me taking down titanus the sword yeah so we made money and you already wasted it well this isn't wasted no no we didn't waste no you wasted the money we could have bought things we could have got supplies horses paintings I'm sorry I'd like to say I'm sorry I'm sorry I was even around for this I know Drac I know you probably didn't have much to say nothing walking I didn't even get a cut anything going on with that arm's reached not much however there's one thing I'm a little hesitant to tell you about go for it very well the mech Kingdom no no I think that's a good idea go on what's going on over there well it turns out the ardonians setting to wipe out the whole place which may not actually be a bad thing at all yeah don't worry about that we can't let that happen there's got to be other things we can do man just let that one slide and then it can be good to other people have you forgotten what we're all about we're going oh fine fine all right but hey hey if we're going to make Kingdom can we please stop by dig a town on the way no we don't have time why not because we're trying to make this a quick thing I got a little bit of money and I want a new symbolian Crystal all right fine but it's got to be quick it will be quick all right I'll go in there and get him some boy and Chris we'll get out we'll pack up guys let's go [Music] [Applause] all right murder on what I got right here iridescent purple this one is you it's got you all over it come on try it on all right guys I'm gonna try iridescent purple okay okay here I go all right going in the back okay hurry up so where are you guys headed first you're going to the mech Kingdom prop what oh nothing you nah why why why why would you want to go there because there's some turmoil about to go down yes incandescent purple there it is here it is in purple look at that that's what do you think it's all you buddy like a beacon out I'm thinking purple sucks on you yeah I'm not feeling it either just grab it what else you got okay give me the purple let's see I'm gonna reach down in my bag and I got pink Snapper hey big snappers never I don't know yeah all right I'm guys I'm gonna try pink Snapper we'll see what it looks like go ahead give it a whirl Pearl fire you I'd stay away from Lord Yahtzee he could be a real hard ass okay thank you we'll try you're not gonna try Dallas you're gonna you're gonna go straight there and head straight forward Lord yes we have to do it that way yeah you said we're gonna try you know we got a whole land full of problems and you want to tackle this one hey guys check out my pink Snapper I love the pink Snapper I love pink Snappers look at them it looks concerning lots of criticism just get it you know what I like this one but my only issue it's a little loose on my staff it's just not right you know what I mean murdon I understand your concern and what we can do we can dig a rig that right up to make it really nice and tight for you really of course hmm that's not me that's on me that's a good deal what do you think I don't think try another one on yeah you're right I don't know why we're here pink Snapper kind of makes me feel like a [ __ ] um what else you got okay this one very rare nobody else in the land has this wispy win blue whiskey and blue all right I can see it in your eyes this is gonna be the one this is gonna be the one take it I like it all right all right I'm gonna try this one on guys go hurry up I love them dress you are not fun shopping I'm sorry but this sucks I don't want to be here I can tell you let everybody know you don't want to be here it sucks right because you're being negative the Mad kingdom does that to you and now you're going right into the heart of [ __ ] attacked right now that would be a good thing guys I have got a hard on for whispy wind Blues check this one out okay ring them up buddy murdon the blue is you you know what I'm I'm going to my gut I'm going oh my God I'm gonna buy this one I'm your Digger you're my Digger how much does this cost all right let's I know you're ready for this listen because I know you I just met you but I know you you're like we're brothers all right yeah basically eight silver [ __ ] please and that's still way too much I tell you what what if I also trade in my old one huh you drive a hard bargain wizard but I'm gonna take it all right five silver plus your ball all right all right let me count up here oh I'm a little short doralius um can I borrow your five copper what you know I'm good for it okay guys we need to stay professional here again that means no arguing none of the bickering that usually goes on yeah we do not ever bicker yeah yeah wouldn't we argue I mean really you no needs argues stop stop it this is what I'm talking about zip it okay no arguing these guys apparently are Pricks so we're going to kill them with kindness that's the plan that's a good plan that's a stupid plan yeah you shut up you fat little shut up here we go people of meh my name is doralius that's a stupid name thank you thank you very much and these are my associates sorry epic fail these are my associates behind lame behind me and we are here to help protect your kingdom from the ogdenian attack we are not roused the helmet we're here to help me foreign [Music] fighting a stranger I'm sorry sir my name is doralius and first of all let me let me just say uh I think you have a very beautiful kingdom it's all right I couldn't help but notice that you're severely outnumbered and out weaponed and we're here to help like to help deal with this peacefully not on the same page at all no no I think it's a matter of just redirecting supply routes so that your kingdoms don't meet I think negotiation is your only option here I mean they've got some serious weapons over there no see that's what I was talking about that Boulder was devastating we can help you avoid this type of thing well there's not too much to avoid now is there and by the way who shoots a boulder at another Army without first setting it on fire that's like sending a giant cake to a bachelor party and forgetting to put the stripper inside then your friends just sit around waiting and waiting and waiting you're getting more and more pissed off until eventually they go home and beat their wives just like I'm tempted to go over and beat down some of them and that Pebble could have killed not to mention I believe I heard about said Pebble in a newsletter I read a few years ago about slow predictable attacks that will come your way and live you heavily unimpressed but that Boulder just took out like 40 of your men hmm seen smaller Boulders take out more men let's say you people of man travels incoming five o'clock murder take out that rock on it sneeze take out that Trey Boucher see we can be useful yes useful indeed you've managed to make the one in pending danger into hundreds of tiny impending dangers why not just seal the deal and mess it up a bit more by making them flaming as well just for the fun of it but no worries because we're safe anyways thanks to the heroic elf who single-handedly took down the single enemy which is going to be incredibly helpful considering there are thousands of them and he has half a dozen damn arrows so let's do the mouth shall we let's see we've got several thousand minus six okay the two divide that by Captain Obvious pointing out the giant masses in the sky equals we're completely screwed listen I've been negotiating my entire life but if that doesn't work we've all been trained in advanced combat tactics as well you need to trust us yeah right trust you that sounds wise because believe it or not I've actually heard a bit about you guys let's see you've got your Fearless annoying mullet sporting elf who follows directions as good as a rabid one-legged dog with a sock over its head and from what I've heard my son knows more magic than this fruity ones but wonder and I don't even have a son what's up with this fat little meat wannabe with the ax who kisses the amount of ass equivalent to the amount of ass that would show up to a titanus striptease Shoe Sale event I'd imagine you'd be more effective if you just kicked him in the bloody head so his fat bowling ball ass would maybe knock over a bad guy or two Andreas how did you find these halfways who have successfully redefined dipshittery in a land full of Warriors and monsters and plenty of other choices including not choosing anyone at all I mean how did your audition process go did you fill a room with imbeciles turn the lights off and throw three rocks as hard as you could then take the lucky winners with fresh new head lumps beat them with a log and throw them onto the battlefield only to find out they're already dead but you don't mind because you make your decisions with a two gallon jibbity jib full of [ __ ] all I see a pattern here there's a square peg into the round hole nope well maybe the square peg does you know what fine fine I'll take my stupid name and go home so good luck or good riddance or whatever oh God no anything but that please no not that you guys are exactly who I'd call if we were being threatened by a monstrous Army of giant club wielding beetles so you could come in afterwards clean the beetle putting off our shoes no wait well I think the rally has handled that pretty well what do y'all think [Music] good morning good morning where's neebs I don't know last I saw him he was walking out the door and he said and I quote I'm going drinking [ __ ] he's going drinking [ __ ] yeah son of a [ __ ] we have no money to go drinking hell we only have enough food for two days and he's going drinking how did that happen I don't know how it happened because we ate it it doesn't matter we haven't made any money with oh my God neebs is pissing me off right now he should be you should kick his ass out she is a jerk I can't believe this hey guys sorry I'm late hey buddy you went drinking we don't have money to go drinking well we didn't have money to go drinking but now we do dryness Holy balls of a dragon oh he stole something I got us a job what happened what'd you do I went to the bar I met some guys they're called the paramites and apparently they're being attacked right now and they need help and I said that's what we do well we need to help him yeah that's what we do it is what we do we do that great job yeah I know that so they gave me half up front and they said whenever we get them out of this mess there's more where that came from well this is unbelievable we got to get out of here let's go all right let's go we got some pyramids to save [Music] hey Thurston these are the guys that talk about this is doralius oh hello doralis a pleasure to meet you it's pleasure to meet you too sir neeve's told me so much about you and all of you really oh my pleasure to meet you yeah good to meet you could I get someone a drink oh yeah please yeah [ __ ] to the yes one drink no yeah okay maybe drinks for all these men please just one maybe uh so dress I'm sure neeb's told you a little bit about our situation he did but why don't you tell me a little bit more about it well the bungards of course or you know they're ruthless killers and they'll stop at nothing to to wipe us off the maps we can't have that but really could I show you around a little bit well if if there's times wouldn't it be time because you're you're in a battle just over here there's the Armory so if you guys need anything helmets arrows that's an impression it looks nice yes we do have quite a collection of weapons so if you need anything help yourself just to help ourselves just beside that it's where we keep the horses you guys probably have horses is too cheap to buy us no we just don't have money but just looking at them it's amazing we'll take one you know if you need a horse just grab one you guys are silly come on just beside that this is where we have this you notice there's a cage there that's where we sell the men into slavery so if you capture some of the enemy just put them in the cage off they go into slavery and just beside that you see that pit there that's where we burn the women and children sorry burn yes the women and children and moving right along over there you'll see that Chef Jerome hello Jerome hello Thurston hey a lot what you've done with your hair do you really like it I do I was just experimenting but if you like it I'll keep it you should keep it it looks fantabulous thank you siron so sorry to interrupt gentlemen but Thurston we're having a little bit of a problem with one of the farmers seems he's an older gentleman and we're not sure whether to sell him into slavery or to burn him with the women and children so doralis could you please excuse me just for a moment sure be right back okay neebs these are the bad guys what's that right these are the bad guys hey the freaking pyramids what the slavery the burning of women and children and take a look over there at the enemy Fortress which is also a tiny farming Village absolutely thank you the pyramids are taking down this tiny little innocent farming village and we're helping them okay I'm making a Command Decision we're on the wrong side and we're going to change that gentleman says sorry to keep you waiting but I do have a surprise for everyone just follow me this way all right here we are sir please do what you will with me but don't hurt my wife my child and her puppy you had your chance to surrender and you did nothing well he did surrender not fast enough we surrendered as soon as it got here duralis would you like the honors no no I don't okay well I'll take this one but maybe I'll save one for you duralis [Music] foreign [Music] you made the mistake the second you decided to attack these innocent Farmers men red ear weapons [Music] pair mites attack [Applause] [Music] zero [Music] all right man grab some weapons and some horses and let's get the hell out of here sir thank you so much for saving our village and my family I can't tell you how much we appreciate it and hey we'll never forget your name and by the way what what is your name oh it's doralius demalius no de rally delralius okay door door Alias Alias doralius demalius Bruce Bruce I think he's dead no doralius he's still alive I'm pretty sure he's dead no I saw him move toralius okay um well just let him go then fine you got lucky this time go on get out of here we defeated the pyramites neebs may have messed up a little bit but it all worked out in the end seeing as how we ended up with weapons money and horses a brief what's going on there Alice you happy with this team yeah I am good really happy to have you a part of it it's good to be a part of it it's good to have you a part of it I haven't been this happy in a long time you look happy look at my face I'm looking at it this is my happy face yeah yeah it's also your sad face and my Griffin look at me what a prick look at him he look he's talking into those two chicks oh yeah like he's gonna get any he he's not he's not gonna he might get some now he's gonna try he's gonna start bragging he's gonna be like hey I took down Titanic yeah and that's a lie you got a cheap shot under the tight the the anus he's a blanket of Lies he is a a quilt of fibs so then titanus looks at me and he says no man has ever come close to challenging me you're just gonna be another one of my victims needs and I said titanus today is the first day of the last of your life did you say that I did and I and I I stuck him stuck him right in the heart with the sword with the sword that's funny because I heard it was like a cheap shot with an arrow from some little guy with big ears no no that that ain't how it happened I was there I don't know how to describe it I'm I don't even know you two just shut up and order something well I mean I don't want to order cilantro is is a big part of the the recipe it looks like if I don't like cilantro I'm not gonna like the pork chips you're doing this on my diet I'm getting the club I might get the club too you know I'm thinking about Club as well oh hey wait a second doesn't that look like Dora Lingus over there what yeah that is door Lingus oh [ __ ] hi hi why hi hi okay what I don't want him to see us why because if he'll recognize us he'll lower after something of course he'll recognize this I'm gonna make door Lingus through the day but but I can't make him prove that they would just have three of us okay well so he can Roost some other day let's just sit here and enjoy your birthday right now and then he can Rue the next day look how can I enjoy my birthday if dorling is over there be no smug and stupid and well you can start by ordering the club I'm not hungry right now because that [ __ ] is over there hello hello hello fellas fellas how are you doing tonight good how you doing I'm doing real good this is my bot I'm so glad you came in having yourself a good time hey YouTube like a couple of strong gentlemen what do you do for a living we're actually Warriors for hire Warriors yeah you're kidding me no no you're pulling my leg you were yanking much I wouldn't do that you were just dousing no I'm not you're Warriors yes that's amazing look I just heard about a group of Warriors silly took out this whole group of people called it pyramids that was us that was you guys guilty you I'm not doing I'm not doing enough about me hey what's up buddy you want to introduce us yeah I mean I don't want to but uh Serena Bethany this is murdon and Drac they work with me back at this oh hey how are you are you girls hey Jack and murdon what's up what are the chances y'all could go back to your table I'll tell you what those pyramids I couldn't stand them no they me personally yeah I hated them not good people they actually and this is a sad story they sold my niece into slavery no they sure did yeah tore me up inside I'm sure and you say you for higher right we are for hire and I assume you you two are professionals very professional you're damn right hey elf what did I tell you get off the bar oh man the nerve who acts like that I don't know it's absolutely incredible but hey you guys are professionals I'm looking for someone to find me niece I'm looking to pay a hundred gold 100 gold 100 gold is a lot of money but it's worth it to me I think you came to the right place even though this is your place well she was last seen in my top list you guys heading in that direction we can definitely that's one wonderful what she looked like oh I got me a picture right here I've seen her before there once was a bear who went to a fair got hit by a rock and yelled that's not fair but see the problem was that I said Fair twice but I'm working on it it's still beautiful I think that is a great poem thank you would you kiss me because of the I mean listen this is where you talk about the poem for a minute oh just talk about it hey I got a point what's wrong with you check it out look there once was a bear who went to a fair and he got two chicks to show him his boobs there [Music] show us your boobs we're gonna get it back for you you guys are gonna get it back you're pulling my balls no that doesn't even make sense you guys are fantastic right I got it we'll all slowly get up and act like we're going to the bathroom on the count of three we all just get up and leave okay we don't say anything we'd be real quiet about it okay okay all right one two three all right man we're going back to my topless happy birthday Palace somewhere in my topless a girl named Alina needed our help so we left the tavern immediately decided to pick up Sir walking on our way thank you [Music] wow thank you this place is huge could take forever proof Mr Alias I've had no luck trying to find this broad it's like finding a needle in a haystack what about you nope no luck here either wow geez hey who's your friend it's proof what no that's not proof I know broof it's nothing like him it is me oh proof nice disguise Incognito I like it are you serious you couldn't tell that was proof no the eye patched the mustache didn't look anything like him look ah I hope the other guys are having better luck than us hey yo you looking to make some gold today does a cat have an ass yes he does you damn right I want to make some gold all right get over here we drew a picture of her and and her name's Alina okay let me look into my crystal ball drag we are never gonna find this girl huh oh I don't see a girl oh big surprise but wait what do you say I see a castle I'll pass me this I see a zephyr biscuit and I see a troll name Marty why can't I see a cat blowing up and I see a big horse I just saw crap see the chosen one you see in my reflection his name he's the radius hey Dr Alice what's up news any luck oh man I have got big news man remember how you always said you wanted to be a gladiator well I signed you up to be a gladiator first of all I never said that no you you remember you used to always say that no I never said that you didn't say that no what the hell somebody said you're so late no you know who that was that was my friend uh fatimus the atomus used to want to be a gladiator but you still sign me up well yeah you're gonna be a gladiator death neaps no I don't think they are yes they are they're all to the death where did you sign me up at the at the uh take me there right now oh okay I'm still not sure if you're so mystical then answer me this old hag um what's what number am I thinking 17. holy [ __ ] she got it right speaking of 17. oh okay what's my favorite food fish tacos I love fish I don't know why Wow what color underwear am I wearing you're not wearing any that just blew my mind that's what the smell is Holy salamander [ __ ] I am just I'm I I'm out of my elements three inches I don't even ask a question she got the answer right what was that Rick was a quick question this is none of your damn business is what the question was Drac okay right here doralis this is the spot hey um I think there was a misunderstanding because my friend signed me up for the tournament and uh I'm not gonna do it so just gonna get my name crossed off them okay let's let's get this done here what's your name uh sterelius yep the rallies all right you you signed up you're ready let's go no no I'm not going that's why I'm here is I want to get off the list that is your name right yeah yeah okay you got it you're gonna sign up for the Gladius come on nobody was a mistake he did it by accident I'm not gonna do that oh you you did this by accident I it wasn't really accident right well either way or a favor I'm not what well I'm not doing the I'm not gonna do this your name's here you're the rallies come on let's just take me off the list guys guys have confidence I see something y'all [Music] I say Beth Darkness how can you see doctor I see Dave and darkness and I I can't go on I can't go no no no tell us here here where there were six they will be five wait no there's six of us drank our nose words cannot describe the horrible monster you are about to face 100 of you are certain to die however you will not die alone we will be pairing one Warrior up with another no I haven't at least we all seem to be capable enough Warriors top rallies we'll be paired up with lovely [Music] son of a [ __ ] and now we have parentheses hanging on he's got one arm left we're gonna see how far oh stretch that far in my life another big win for the grobuni we will now see how and who can defeat those Mighty beasts it's gonna be impossible sure yeah with four men maybe we could take down a gaboon even with two it's gonna be a bloodbath a brave Warrior you can do it yeah how can we do it it's through the Horn of the griponi what are you talking about the horn is the center of its life force if you remove it he will die are you serious yes how did I not know that I don't know thank you thank you you're welcome I'm doralius by the way my name is Alina Alina yes your uncle doesn't happen to own a bar does he yes he does in Dongo we were sent here to rescue you yes I can't believe this oh you're gonna have an easier chance at killing a grabooni than you aren't saving me with all these guards around Dallas hey Dallas oh well hey neighbor hey look at this shirt I got nice it's great did you read it yeah yeah did you read it yeah grabooni attack it's hilarious it's hilarious look it has the the bite inside of it I'm gonna kill you when I get out of here why would you do that because I'm in here neebs and I shouldn't be you are the grumpiest grumpy pants I've ever seen you outdid yourself this time that's all I gotta say are you still mad about the Gladiator thing I'm pissed about the glass I'm in the middle of the Gladiator thing neebs well you should have one of these turkey legs and maybe you'll be a little happier because they are good man kill you drones look I can't find this girl anywhere it's nothing but obese people here what's crazy is she's right next to me in the next cell you don't say yeah all right listen stay alive that's all I got to tell you okay oh great thank you so what you're saying is it neebs happened to sign somebody up for the Gladiator match we wouldn't have found the girl I'm not is that what we're saying saying any of that we don't have to say that do we we're not saying that but we know but we know if you are the owner of a white Chariot please be advised you are parked in a leper's only Zone I can't believe this the race is gonna die we don't know that the rally is as good attack how do we not know that she said that someone's gonna be killed by a a monstrous beast and he's gonna fight a monstrous Beast look it could be anybody drag I mean it could be any of us it could be neebs it could even be proof how hey I'm sitting right here hey hey no one's talking to you stranger am mind your own business all right and Now ladies and gentlemen boys and girls are you ready for the final battle [Applause] 630 bananas foreign [Applause] 210 bananas from Louis Vuitton Village let's hear it for [Music] the other court weighing 4 410 bananas the killer of all men [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and now art thou ready [Applause] I say you look exhausted have you taken your break yet no I'm trying to get a little bit of overtime because my stupid wife keeps bitching about me lie down little lamb take a little rest now to you young lady I'm guessing your name's Alina foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Music] quit being a [ __ ] I'm not a [ __ ] I'm not a [ __ ] I'm not a [ __ ] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] I can't believe my eyes the Mardi Gras boony has been defeated by none other than Leslie Leslie [Music] no [Music] time doralius [Music] [Applause] you are magnificent yeah yeah thanks guys yeah all right thanks whatever it wasn't bad very good but you knew it was awesome was Leslie Leslie Leslie was amazing you're lucky I don't do something right now names what braless I'm just saying that should have never happened what the you about punking out part no I didn't punk out dude you were laying there such a waste of time we came here for the girl and we don't have the girl do we genius have I ever told you how much I freaking love you walking who the hell is this guy Alina [Music] I seen Joe dropped my knife can you bend down and pick that up for me sure I can do oh no that's okay I got it bro damn you jack hey guys look at this coconut I just felt whoops oh clumsy me who's gonna bend over and pick that up guys can you quit dropping things you've been dropping stuff for a half hour surroundings Pete's sake if you're gonna wash up watch out for the dragonpuss it could be in those Waters right now lurking waiting for you it is kind of shallow over here I don't think it's gonna be a problem ah whatever what's the Thought glad I play what is that Dragon you sweet little ignorant [ __ ] Dragon plus Godzilla Lake half dragon half octopus cinderellius you see that over there the middle the lake yeah you know what that is not really no that's ours on Prison take a guess at how many prisoners are kept at Azan prison are these questions all directed at Darlings no it's for all of you can we please guess who that is can I have the first guess how about 40. hi go ahead neebs take a shot oh I'm getting to get a shot I'd say probably an 80. iron track what's your guess I'm thinking about 250. even higher 5006. you're all wrong one you said hi that's not higher at all what's going on there guys listen sometimes less is more as a man held in that prison if you want to call him a man do any of you know what I'm talking about wait wait wait you talking about that's right are you serious is he over there then serious murdon I'm I'm hiding I'm hiding I'm hiding in the woods why he's in prison I'm hiding you guys do you 200 years we'll find this tree just let him hide Riley all right go ahead and hide Martin make yourself safe look at him it's hard to find any uh very armored on what we can see you yeah yeah half sticking out damn it I'm gonna get behind this border listen Legend has it years ago the mighty Barat when nuts on the whole land killing women children goldfish anyways ten thousand men to bring him down every day in that prison they try and kill him yeah it's not Avail he's insane he's insane guys he he was a general in the old world he's ageless can't be killed not by man anyway brat one of the greatest evils that nidonia has ever known I think Bratz taken care of we need we're about people that aren't in prison we'd worry about the people that are out there that need to be brought down you know that's right like titanus was out there and I brought him down you know like who's next Are you seriously going to bring this [ __ ] up again what brownies it's just [ __ ] we all know it's a fluke your fight against titanus when he didn't even know you were fighting him that's because I'm a damn Fury of badass man I suppose you think you can take me of course I could take you can take me I could take you without even thinking about us with my eyes closed just to to teach you a lesson I feel like I should attack you right now you see what you can do let's just play Let's for fun you don't want to do that I'm watching this all right you ready ready for what I'm just I'm going to attack you why would you want to do that just to just to prove a point okay now you do everything you can to prevent this attack all right yeah that's coming at you right if you attack me you're going to be it's gonna be the end of you okay well that's what I'm saying let's let's see that everyone wants to see it it seems like a waste of a good morality come on I'll zip it and let's just go on all right and a two and three and here we go Dallas did and that was beautiful oh my dad you're gonna happen now are you dead look at you what look at me we're winning you see my right hand yeah look at it it's empty it's killing you drowning it's not killing me it's empty get away come on you're delusional neebs I'm just gonna have to deal with that doralis you would have been dead you would have been dead you're right you're right you know what guys we need to take Alina back home let's go ahead and Saddle Up [Music] thank you [Applause] [Music] it's funny someone thought maybe hey the sir walking won a horse I mean after all we're at a camp with Stables filled with so many horses free all of them but not horses to walk in [ __ ] I'm sorry we didn't mean to leave you out on the horse after all soak is the one who travels the most but hey maybe he likes traveling on foot with all that armor walking it slipped our mind I'm sorry we just kind of messed up and I think we have just enough horses foreign I'll bite your head off do something if you think you got the stones to do it excuse me well what's going on well me and This ferocious Beastie are about to go Toe to Toe look at him there give me the stink eye say I remember you from the dungeon right yeah that's right yeah yeah don't worry he's in there together oh grumpy pants well I don't you wear a grumpy pants I didn't want to be in the dungeon he was in the dungeon with you guys yeah yeah it was crazy now wait a minute did you ever find four no I have no idea what that means he hadn't even been looking for it I mean we don't know what it means what are we gonna look for you've never looked before what no who's four four is what the old guy told us to look for well listen the universe told me to tell you look a little closer to home Cedar Alias closer to home see what murder all right now everybody just move back slowly slowly and on the count of three run one okay didn't he say three said three didn't you yeah you should have said four because that would have made more sense in in my mind all right even so uh this looks like good a spot as any to camp out so let's camp out so um Elena I I noticed you don't have a sleeping bag no no I don't it's okay I don't need one no no no no let me be a gentleman and offer you my sleeping bag huh oh no where would you sleep oh I would sleep with you yeah we would both be nice I just couldn't I just couldn't you can you can stay in my sleeping bag if you weren't no you don't want to sleep in drag sleeping bag he's a little smelly no I'm not smelling you are smelly no I'm not I smell off my guys Alina you can have my sleeping bag no I just I don't want to put you on I insist I insist it's a little warm out I probably won't use it anyway the rally is why don't you give her your horse while you're at it listen guys I'm just gonna freshen up oh okay okay go go freshen up you guys need to work on your game okay I mean I'll just come out like blatant like sleep in my sleeping bag man that doesn't work yeah it does look no no no women that never work no women like to be approached now I was just being a gentleman okay I'm not trying to get into that you know Doug snatchy you know down Dugout thing you gotta lay some groundwork you gotta act like you you don't give a damn at the start and then be like nah man I'm oh you can't sleep in this bag well [ __ ] all right sorry I should be hot all night yeah oh so so no wait okay so I like that idea so you you just you you play you play cold right yeah you act mean and then you're like well I'll throw you a bone or you just give her your sleeping bag or do that too nice guy who never gets anything I'm not trying to see what's going to sleep in my bag I'm gonna say screw you yeah scare you yeah right I mean that's a star it's better than what you're doing drag okay I mean her boobs are too big I don't see what you guys see in that girl anyway I see her boobs and you're telling me that you wouldn't want to hook up with that I would not want to hook up with that why not because her boobs are too big if she came up and said will you sleep with me tonight I'd say hell no big boob oh really yeah really hey [ __ ] you can't sleep in my sleeping bag that's too strong you're a [ __ ] so you're telling me that you wouldn't want me to sleep in your sleeping bag No even if you asked me out I would say no that's me out see what happens would you like to go out neebs okay but I ain't gonna enjoy it I'm big boobs all over me all night I'm gonna kill it I'm gonna kill it stop stop stop just be quiet just ignore it I can't ignore it you hear this thing you can hear this finger won't shut up okay okay fine okay I'll take care of it what are you gonna do are you gonna kill it no I'm not gonna kill it no I'll find it and I'll take it farther away so it doesn't just don't take it to the ass and the Earth just go to sleep come on bye yeah oh look at you it's so cute okay come here okay come on Tireman don't be afraid to Papa it's okay I'm just gonna take you away and bring you to another foreign [Music] don't be scared we're gonna Pat you right up you're gonna be fine buddy breathe okay no matter what happens right now I want you to know that you are important to be you're beyond important to me direct you need to continue this you need to continue your mission because it is Gonna Save down here no I'm going to continue this with you Drake you're not going anywhere no no track it's gonna be fun you come on buddy come on come on [Music] you online my brain no no no no no no no don't go don't go no stay here track I'll break the news to his horse we searched throughout the night for whatever killed Drac to no avail in the morning we returned Alina to her home and headed back to the castle to bury one of our associates oh Shrek he was so he was so fat doralius he was so funny I know I know he was he was my friend I know murdon you lose my fat it's okay buddy just breathe it out okay okay said a few things I wanted to say about Drac drak was a great warrior and an even better friend so much of a friend that when I decided to put this all together he was there to get rid of every doubt I ever had because he believed in me he's probably the most dedicated member of this team we're gonna miss you little buddy you will never ever be forgotten Morales I would like to say a few words if it's okay of course it's okay sir walking go ahead thank you broof give me a solid Baseline Drac I'll drag Nana coming back my little friend rotund round fat nose Brown like a clown from Duru town South full of remorse but yet I get his horse misshaped head it's a shame you're dead sweaty always never dry what a nice guy short little man how cute were those boots there you lie like a sweet angel a sweet fat dead angel my friend we're gonna miss you [Music] big pile of sugar all right guys so yeah we suffered a tremendous loss tremendous but I tell you what I had a good cry I'm over it let's move good we need to all move on Watkins got another job for us go ahead walking see up to the north here is the Ku Kingdom just east of the Ku Kingdom of the ramparts there's a lot of conflict going on uh those those two never really liked each other if something's not done the caves might not exist those rampots a lot stronger than the ku's yeah are powerful all right we'll help out the caves for sure here's the kicker though you're not going to be able to take the horses we gotta go on foot what [ __ ] why not it's Halle Berry season oh oh okay sorry say no more I saw a horse on a holly berry it climbed the damn tree the berry Bandits are always around yeah yes planes yeah dangerous should we even go through there you should but keep low stay quiet stay stealthy exactly move like a raccoon also to the east you are familiar with the gate to the old world it is remember I do now it turns out it's been dormant for a while but something's Brewing yeah something's always Brewing at old world but pick one go with it I don't think we have to tell you what why don't you and roof go check out the gate the rest of us will go take care of the ku's well that raises yeah razors are we doing raises now no we're not doing race what look drag's not with us we don't have that much overhead I'll tell you what I I know but after this job maybe we'll talk about how about that well look look if we're not getting razors then we got to get a replacement no we're not getting a replacement yeah I'm not going to be doing more work a lot more to talk about we have a lot to figure out before we pick a replacement I've actually hired someone Dallas I'm sorry I've already hired somebody you hired someone yeah you got a replacement for us yeah I hired a guy and this is awesome you hired someone without my approval well I hired someone with my approval it doesn't work that way neebs everything comes through me here yeah but dialysis everything I'm an associate and as an associate I represent he's good you're gonna like him trust me yeah when you can see what he can do yeah you're gonna you're gonna go crazy who the hell is he I'm intrigued he's I don't know his real name that's probably him great that's probably him great well hey there fellas how are you doing hi yeah hey neighbors the rattle is I heard a lot about you I've heard very little about you what's your name again well ladder guy that's your name yeah that's my name letter guy yeah ladder guy okay I don't know what neeb's told you but he told me I'm hired I'm a hired man that's where he went wrong because you're not yet that that that's right yeah but that's my decision letter guy yeah what can you do to help our team oh well let's just say you're in a situation where you need to get up high I can bring you up out with my ladder let's just say you need to get down low and that's just the beginning of it at the beginning because it sounds like the end of it how does that sound like the end of it I don't know well here's the thing about our guy we tend to get attacked a lot oh okay so if you were to get attacked what would you do with your ladder hmm well I've never been attacked he'd be screwed that's what he just told me no I don't get he's never been attacked I don't get attacked around that's a good sign hey can you say that I can't say that you've never been attacked all the time you're like somebody I want to attack stop stop he's got a perfect you guys blow my mind sometimes on how stupid you are listen ladder guy yeah you can be on a trial period but you were not a member until I say you are a member okay no until then ladder guy stay out of our way who's that names anyone else you invited today yes well I hired someone else to write out dude don't even start with me no you're gonna like him you're gonna like this I'm gonna kill you I'm just missing I don't know who that is thank you [Music] names you sure your sister's gonna want this baby yeah man she is always looking for babies I mean sometimes she's yeah she's always looking for babies yeah what did she do she's a farmer but she also likes babies huh oh she's not always just looking for me well I mean anytime there's one she yeah she takes it well she I mean she'll try huh I think I should have the baby you shouldn't have the baby you're a warrior now guys here's the field we need to get down low and use the brush for cover okay okay keep it quiet from now on okay from now on all right we'll be quiet now I got it doralius white names we're like tigers okay aren't we sure like tigers in the field just like really like that yeah we're like yeah we're like tigers yeah we're like tigers be quiet thank you [Music] what kind of tag are you dry ice what what kind of tiger are you a quiet tiger neebs we should all be quiet Tigers guys we're getting attacked right here ladder sticking straight up the hill I will sticking straight up guess we're not getting attacked come on drop your soul I don't have it sticking up I don't care that again what the man wanna drop your ladder so it's not hit by a spear oh okay that makes sense you're talking sensed around these you need to get your head out of here oh [ __ ] oops it's a baby drowning it cries sometimes I know how to make it quiet but I don't know if I should do it just do it you sure we got Spears coming in yes I'm sure [Music] guys you know what just get up and brush we barely made it through the Berry Fields when we got to Lake as it was time to split up neaves went to Albania to drop off the baby before meeting up with us again roof and Watkin went to check out the gate to the old world and myself I headed toward the KU Kingdom along with murdoin and Ladder guys I appreciate calming down hell but we have plenty of negotiators to take care of our situation boy [Music] [Music] so how many negotiators are uh you planning on letting die today before you maybe give me a chance yeah this is your team here or I'll do your team a boy yeah this is uh this is a small portion of it right on what the hell is wrong with you listen if you're listening real close I swear you can hear the word lizard listen nope lizard rally at Hey listen listen ladder guy what the hell is wrong with murder I think he ate some beer you [ __ ] you uh like I said there's a small portion of it but we we helped the uh the uh we told with the nanodus oh we helped the bone guards with the pyramids we even just took down a graboon I'm serious ly damn it damn uh who now we all out of negotiator they all done died they did all right dorality Europe broth what's going on are you sweating so much looked like a fat girl writing the first love letter I can't believe testicles is here he's my hero I've looked up to him ever since I was a kid [Applause] it is an honor to be here with you today in this time of uncertainty we have had peace here at the gate for many years but word has spread that there is danger looking behind the walls it is also an honor to have volunteers here today with us to help protect this wall to nedonia Brave Warrior what is your name I'm fine as I was saying if the evil what the hell is that sounded like an idiot back there I don't know I should have said roof that's my name so stupid just calm down big fella take it easy and the freedom that we all enjoy Warriors be on guard and God speed my name is Bruce what was that I'm fine broof maybe you should quit while you're behind Rampart I suggest you start sharing these Waters or things are going to start getting ugly I'm not just another negotiator I could easily be your worst enemy yeah and you could easily be a Blood Stained all over the ground you know what I'm saying for oh really names what are you doing hey your ass Stormlight man I just over would you bring the baby here for my sister went home and went by there she wasn't there I'm just I didn't know what the baby here well yeah what about fight what am I gonna do with it from the woods or something no you don't leave a baby in the woods I'm not really I don't mean that like I just mean somewhere other than here this is the same kind of a person needs a baby in the woods you want to make a shitty father one day dryness it's just making a point you're already a shitty person oh that's a cute little baby though baby she is cute I don't know how old she is yeah I would guess so I miss you I mean I miss having his homework I got a five-year-old boy you got a five little boy I gotta I got me a five-year-old girl named lillipop oh she broke that phone playing with James was five years old what do you like to do them on I like to dig and he really love the fish yeah you maybe don't feel bad because I'm not letting you people fish in the waters oh you know what about your boy and me girl we have a playdate all right we're not and then you know what all the KU people can come fishing but that sounds good to me and then this son of a [ __ ] over here who likes to leave the babies in the woods he cannot leave what the wrong way you do around here you don't need baby in the woods I don't I didn't know I was I never meant to I wasn't gonna leave I'm disappointed in you King blue jay they've been an attack at the Gated the old world what did you say I said they've been in attack at the Gate of the old world okay guys we need to go now neebs needs listen that sounds like a lizard the ku's and the ramparts now at peace we moved as quickly as we could to the old world gate to check on brew from walking I don't see him anywhere names getting a little worried here yeah I don't know address there's a lot of blood around here we gotta keep looking dad dad no one's alive oh walking there you are look doralius is being a little tutu wearing [ __ ] about trying to find you where you been trying to find survivors what the hell do you want to find survivors like to find out some information see why there was an attack say Vernon I think I could use your help proof proof what happened here you should have seen her geralis it was glorious what what was glorious about this there's death everywhere testicles was here testicles was here it was it was like seeing color I can't believe we missed that that's damn it dryless what we could have been here instead of doing that we didn't know we did a good thing back there but Bruce obviously you killed a [ __ ] ton of enemies well wow no no it was all testicles that's his pile over there that whole pile is testicles pile that's right I couldn't stop staring however I killed this guy and I wanted to save him show testicles make him proud I'm sure he would have been bruv you're aliash doralius is that you hey you how are you three leggings how in the hell have you been I'm really really good it's been way too long come here give me a hug it out okay here we go there who's your friend Alice ah this is uh you don't remember me do you yeah I remember yeah of course how could I forget you what's his name then I guess you know you you lost weight or something no no I have a face shot now that was yes that's it you had a face last time I saw you face shot completely awesome I don't think the spell is working oh did you just give it time walking please all right fine but remember we'll do the whole good guy bad guy bit yeah so wait am I am I the bad guy what's going on here I don't care you be the good guy I'll be the bad guy okay what about me you know I want to be you're the ladder guy you'll be the latter guy no I'm going to be the best wait hold on what the hell I'm doing here listen we need information why was there an attack I'll tell you nothing we have ways of making you talk threatening him don't you threaten him oh no no we have ways and we're gonna do a pal no no no you don't have to tell them anything especially this [ __ ] I wonder if you shut the hell up there pal you're gonna get yourself into a bit of trouble and you're gonna get a lightning bolt sent straight up yours guys oh great Muran I think you took the good guy thing a little too far way too far well what in the hell do we have here you let dorelius Hey general warts really is Terrell are you doing sir man I miss you boy I miss you too sir best damn swordsman ever had going to walk looted man right here and Archer what are you doing we were just making sure everyone was okay sir you're looking good boy thank you thank you I'm son I miss you too oh you still used much as I can sir you know it you bet you are still picking them off with the bow yeah man I tell you I never see anyone swing a sword like you knock a head off clear off a Boom Child I'll tell you what me and drows on that wall ain't [ __ ] you can't do that man you coming back you're gonna come back we're not coming back I'm just stopping by come on now what can I do to convince you nah we got a lot on our place you were like a father really kinda Merlin remember not so nice yeah nice but mean what the hell is happening to me man you need to talk we're gonna make you talk in bad ways never make me talk listen listen buddy buddy you These Guys these guys want to hurt you I don't want that to happen oh yeah we're gonna hurt you pal you need to start talk I'll never talk you need to start spilling your guts pal oh you're going down walking I think it's time to get out my sword let's see what should I start with how about the family June oh yeah we said help me I want to help you I don't want these guys to Lobby nuts off that's gross just tell them what they want to know tell them what they want to know what I am here you go you're nuts no no no no no no not tell you anything all right why was there an attack we received some valuable information from our Sleeper Cell where's The Sleeper Cell in Dongo what are they called I'll never tell you that all right balls Brothers old world and what's your mission save our Channel long live and he's on fire I love you like a son yeah sir you're like you're my baby boy I'm not the fan though we were we're like a family we you don't have to cry sir it's just looking at you man just bring back old times I see it let's forget this all right shake it off that's the general warts I know drowning us we gotta go to Dongo right away I'll explain everything on the way there thank you sweet after single-handedly defending the gate to the old world I grabbed the associates and we headed south huh we weren't even there yeah we were there no but after the fact yeah after receiving Intel about a dangerous Sleeper Cell we dropped off the baby at neeb's sisters and made our way to the outskirts of Dongo and decided to split up jealous I'm not sure I like these stuffed mushrooms you don't have to eat them bro I don't know I hate to see him go to waste well then go ahead and eat them oh but they're not very good then don't eat them roof I don't know what the big problem is hey hey fellas fellas how you doing good sir how you doing doing really well here big fella you enjoying your mushrooms are yes I love them good good to hear hey can I get you one more drink yeah I think I'm okay for now but um I have a quick question for you all right go ahead and shoot you ever heard of a group called The Brothers of the old world are you trying to get me killed no we're trying to get me killed no what is wrong with you man it's just you don't talk about the brothers of the old world anywhere in Congo I was just trying to find where they are don't stop stop what you're doing right now and yes you would like another drink right no I'm good for now I'm on my way boy I sure do like killing lots of innocent people going to the old world I too enjoy the murder of Innocence an old world I wish there was a group or organization associated with our interests yes yes a fraternity or a Brotherhood to Old World hey what'd you guys say about Keelan we enjoy killing innocent people and Old World old world for life [ __ ] how about you guys follow me all right here we go going up all right clams didn't need you doing it on this top y'all come on have you ever been on the ladder before what are you talking about what what do you mean three points of contact neebs it's the basic rules of ladder oh man there ain't no rules for ladder you start at the bottom you go to the top done deal okay we get up on the top what do you do you step on the top room you're a rookie you telling me you don't step on the top Rim hell no you don't step on the top room then why is there a top rung it's for your hands boy well I don't need that because I'm not a baby a baby yeah really you want a ladder guy you play by latter guy's rules do you understand me boy listen if you're gonna if you're gonna be a warrior if you're gonna look death in the face every day sometimes you got to use top wrong letter guy jealous I think I'm gonna get another order of mushrooms I thought you didn't like the mushrooms proof I don't know just want to give him a second chance all right do whatever you got to do buddy ah jeez hey YouTube you're talking guys you keep it down don't anything stupid around this guy didn't care oh yeah hey your drink's coming right up Sir here you go I'm gonna wait all day for my drink well here it is here it is stupid ass taking all day for one day I don't drop the damn thing can I get you another one sorry of course you're gonna get me another of course okay I'll get you another one here we go all right here's your here's your drink sir please be careful dumbass with these two [ __ ] what the hell are you talking about you don't what are you looking at suck you call me a [ __ ] you don't even know I'm calling you a damn [ __ ] he didn't do anything around come on wow you just done damn signs sons of [ __ ] I'm gonna come back on my Paws and we gonna kick the damn [ __ ] we're gonna come get the damn [ __ ] out of you yeah you tell them doralius is waiting oh oh you would get me you were dead man well I want to thank you to a gentleman for getting me killed [Music] so what kind of killings have you guys done all kinds of killings tell them walking decapitations burnings we have drawn and quartered thousands of children I I enjoy setting things on fire mostly kittens kittens as one time I drown a whole schoolhouse of children and how did you do that one by one I brought him out told him to come see the little duckies when they came out no Ducky's only drowning impressive guys this suckers a disrespect in the old world they busting my nose man what yeah they come out just talking [ __ ] about the old world saying they're going to bring us down man we gotta go up there and scare those episodes we should skin them and burn them let's do it we will not stand for that where are they upstairs and the boss if they gonna be dead by sunrise yeah let's go get these bastards what are their names we're gonna kill his ass yeah let's let's go kill the earliest you're dead oh come on I'm dead to you oh yeah you know shut up just shut the hell up elf are you doing just carry a ladder and act like you damn rule the world and all you do is sit down and be all dumb and stupid that is not all I do that is it is not all I do whatever just oh when I should and I couldn't I do my shooting whatever oh you know what what you're fired you can't you can't fire me yes I can you know the only person who can fire me is that dumbass doralist is the only dumb ass that can find me here you're not even dumb enough to fire me you better stop talking [ __ ] about that talk [ __ ] about the rally with that piece of [ __ ] ain't worth [ __ ] he's a piece I will bust your damn nose you say one more damn thing about dress I will kick you in the face you want a roundhouse kick to the face kick me because I'll kick you right back with my lap s come out here boy [Music] foreign looking for me [Music] how there he is that's the rallies are you doralius yeah are you sure yes I'm sure on a scale of one to ten how do Alias are you ten I'm doralius everybody in this town may be afraid of you but I'm not your control here is over Dallas dress up here what neeb's what ah man ladder guy was not working out I had to let him go okay it's fine name is fine I'm a little busy here so I didn't I didn't want you know if you saw him I wanted you to know that he's fired okay is that cool that's cool I'm busy here yeah yeah do I need to run that by you first you just did and it's all good don't worry about it you know all he does is carry a ladder around I know that it was how does that help us doralis I'm in the middle of a fight okay you're in the middle of a fight yes in the middle of a fight I'm busy who you fighting this guy right here to listen to me to follow the chain of command oh really yes I thought it was to be an Archer you know what when I tell you to be an Archer yes but until then you wait until you're told what to do you know we call this back in elf Vania what micromanaging neebs I don't have time for this you got plenty of time you were fighting that guy now you're not what I'm talking to you you better put your damn dog on a leash you know you better shut your mouth cause you guys are all natural I'm talking to every one of you aha boy you are done Brothers attack this sucker now you see the rally is it's not that hard you wipe off the blade then you sheet it I get it walking I get it man the battles thank goodness you came along when you did man yeah damn gangs in this area the peer pressure yeah it's funny to say that now that they're all dead oh man you don't even know what it's like I don't thank goodness you came along yeah I can turn over a new Leaf now and see you're gonna be good now maybe help some old people out yeah you're changing everything around yeah how old people need help I do I could be that guy you can be that guy yeah I I believe you um um talking to this guy right now murdon Dallas what why don't you kiss my ass excuse me [Music] oh yeah you're gonna do something fast thieves what Morales needs take them out now oh no I know how this goes just take them out take them out oh listen to my order why you keep sending mixed messages to me walking create a distractions ah [Applause] you damn happy to Alice all right neebs get down here right now what doralis just get down here I don't have a damn ladder you and I are gonna have a long talk my friend why because you don't take orders because I killed the bad guy you killed us you shot a severed head the head was looking at me right off of the body buddy buddy buddy are you all right there yeah we're fine we're fine thank you uh no no no thank you I can't believe you took out all these guys that's what we do they were a bad element we that's what we do you're welcome sir you're welcome Eves I will deal with you later wait wait hold on wait did you just call him neebs yeah that idiot is neebs then you you're doralius I'm doralius yeah oh my goodness guys guys get over here look at this that's that's the doralius I can't believe I'm looking at you oh my goodness and that must be murdon that's about it on yeah yeah I'm very done where is the uh where's the short fat guy x x we lost him actually ah that is a shame killed by so bad you had to put him down it was a some creature got him oh okay okay that's still too bad it's it is how did you guys hear about us well are you kidding everyone in Dongo everyone yeah you're talking about how take a look for yourself what the f [Music] so did you see the poster out there yeah that's that's me I'm on the poster yes um he was just you know well I don't think he knew I was the guy on the poster he didn't have to know so we're all in the poster yeah yeah all these all these guys we're all on the poster yeah on the contrary we're not all on the poster but we didn't make the poster walk and it wasn't our decision after all I mean siroccan is the guy who drums up the most work seems fitting that I would at least be in the background on proof even guys look who this play was written by William wiggle Dart no idea you don't know who look billion wiggle dot is the greatest playwright that is living in our time really yes he's amazing he's written so many good plays he wrote this he wrote a play about us this is crazy guys huge we made it round we're gonna be famous we are famous no we're not famous we're famous no we're not famous yet I can't believe words getting out there not even in the program [Laughter] oh Dory Lingus I've been following you for quite some time waiting hiding in the shadows waiting for you to poke your little face out of nowhere and here you are right at the end of my cross bears and your life is four feet didn't realize this was a billion wiggle Dart play what oh yeah yeah he's he's really good is he wonderful he's with great fantastic fantastic yes he is he's probably the best I mean yeah we want you to remind me of somebody that would go to a freaking theater performance well a lot of people go to theater let's look at the theater it's full no we're not here to watch a play we're here to kill door Lingus okay okay we can do both now all right Joy Lingus say your prayers ending three two what the [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it no it's an [ __ ] [Music] [Music] thank you ladies and gentlemen I'm proud to announce that we are officially open for business well gee that's that's great from this day forward anyone living in fear anyone being oppressed anyone losing their grip on freedom can turn to needs and Associates what what the hell say say could we call it doralius and Associates sure why not little buddy what's that track well thank you Drake I have been working out so from this day forward we vow to protect the land we vow to protect the people we vow to bring peace to newtonia we are doralius and Associates [Music] this is so scary it sure is a good thing we have neebs around to give this troll a good what for we're fighting the troll now this is ridiculous this guy won't move at all he's just sitting there prepare to meet your maker you're so awesome I know I want to be you who doesn't what the hell is this Stratus murdon what is this [ __ ] it's a blade right let's be quiet I see a torch do you see your toes yes we see a torch what do you see murdon what do you see oh I see a [ __ ] do you see a [ __ ] yes louder is [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know neebs I'm scared I'm scared that I won't be able to face this monster well hell doralius everybody gets scared at some point even I get scared really well no no that's a lie hell I can't remember once when I've been scared I thought it'd make you feel better now some point in time you're going to have to grow up be a man see because everybody dies but not everybody lives wow that is so profound I know doralius now oil me up and I'll go fight that grabooni for you no you know what I'm gonna fight the grabooni I'm gonna stop being a [ __ ] and I'm gonna man up all right that's a spirit little fella now hold me up anyways before I go fight that monster come on come on [Music] absolutely right doralius still no walking well hey there rainbow hey there unicorn what seems to be the problem as long as titanus continues to kill the innocent I will have lost all of my color yes and if titanus lives my horn will remain limp hell I can't stand for that I'm gonna take care of titanus for you rainbow I'm gonna make sure you're colored again unicorn you're gonna be horny like you used to be it means you are my hero our hero yeah I I don't even know what's going on right now what's going on right now what the heck what is this neebs I am titanus I am the most evil and Greatest Warrior in the land and you will never defeat me titanus today is the first day of the last of your life enough talk silly elf let us both fight with swords yes let us fight with swords I have been stuck with your swords needs and now I will die because I am weak and you are strong this is a [ __ ] you have a saved the unicorn and in the rainbow my master plan is the Rune that's right callous now you go on and you tell the rest of the land that needs is here to protect them all [Music] [ __ ] but that sounds nothing like me nibs you did it you killed Titus yes and you saved the land you're damn right unicorn and Rainbow unicorn your horn standing up like a Beacon of Hope right now and rainbow you're colored [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] thanks again for watching the show oh oh Bravo get me in there at the last spot saving the best for last Bravo what the hell was that neebs what'd you think of the playground I hated it no you're spreading a bunch of lies and a bunch of [ __ ] and I hate it well I didn't write the played Palace I'm aware of that neebs but you're the one who who who gave this guy the idea that this is what's going on with our team I thought the play started slow but and it's strong yeah I mean I I thought a good night's Quest was decent you know I had good production quality had big name actors but my only great was it was a little too short but I can look past it neeps when did you meet the rainbow how about that well well that's right when you hear my two best warriors and ran off you thought oh I'm going to get away with this can callus that's way behind us no that's right in front of us right now in front of my crossbow as a matter of fact the one aimed at your head Hey listen we can deal with oh let's figure this out are we going to deal with it [ __ ] it out callous no no talking no conversation no you are going to die oh [Music] my God [Music] so no more holly berries when we're on missions okay all right but privately I can I can still do whatever you want I mean I don't condone doing them but I'm just saying okay duranius look I gotta go away for a while really take care of some personal business and I might be gone quite some time so look I want you to take care of my stuff while I'm gone well it's fine do you need any help we'd be happy to come with you I appreciate that duranius but this is something personal I understand well best of luck walking take hands around us of course huh that was a that was intriguing curious but that's a little concerned but I'm sure he can take care of himself yeah yeah he's fine all right guys um you're all dismissed yeah meeting's over except you napes I'd like to talk to you for a second oh okay what about Raz just have a seat you've messed up so many times I couldn't possibly count this last time was the last straw if you mess up one more time you're off the team names okay okay um first well there's one thing don't be mad and and don't count this okay because I mean this happened before we had this little talk and you're probably not gonna be mad what'd you do never never mind what did you do well you know how we have horses yeah well I sold them and murdon thought you were going to be mad about it but I replaced them with something better so what's better what what what what what what ostriches ostriches are better way better yeah protons freaking right of course I'm mad you got rid of the horses for did you hear what I said brownies of course yes we have ostriches what's wrong with you seriously are you trying to no what's wrong with ostrich they are more efficient they eat less dress yeah oh I'm sold they can fit in little little spaces it's a great position they lay eggs did you know that yeah you could eat eggs I don't care what you can do with eggs try eating horseshit do you like eating horseshoes shut up shut up shut your mouth okay I'm going to let this slide because yeah this happened before I told you this but one more time neebs and I would be happy to fire your ass okay so get the hell out of my face now get out of here drowning some back did you forget something walking no I took care of matters it's all done but really I really miscalculated the time I was gonna spend on it but hey you still have my stuff of course I didn't I didn't leave the of course good because I'm gonna need it but hey it's great to be back welcome back walking Jack where are you drive along I'm coming Drac where are you the hell is this [Music] what are you guys doing here we're here to guide you [Music] well good because I'm looking for Drac just just what good morning doralius good morning last night was wonderful was it no I've been thinking you're alias about what I'm going to give you the Zephyr blade really yes would you like The Zephyr blade of course I would here all right so doralius why are you dragging us out here again listen murdon I just have a feeling I I I I gotta go with my feeling uh okay yeah you don't question dryless murdon okay what you just he knows what he's doing man okay I gotta check this out let's check it out girls look look guys look yes I see the the his body's gone yeah well it's obviously something dunk him up and ate him no not necessarily I really think Drac might still be alive that's what I think do you think I think that he could be are you two sure are both of you insane neebs neebs what are you gonna you're gonna doubt doralists shut up guys there's tracks right here let's follow these tracks and let's see what happens let's do that oh my God this is this this is the cave I dreamed about it this is your cave I dreamed about this the rainbow you're right drows a rainbow yay hey the the tracks go into the cave so so there's obviously a creature in there why don't you piss it off murdon drop the sarcasm okay what is wrong with you guys shut up okay yes hello hello go around track track I said go away you're gonna get in the world to hurt Jack what are you talking Jack come out come on out buddy who is that it's your brain Drac and murder on the neebs yeah drag come on man my my brain it's your it's doralius track throw us I gotta get out of here man I'm hideous we're not going anywhere you're anywhere without you Jack come out I'm gonna come out Jack come out right now that's an order ah an order an order come out now you're not gonna be happy guys now okay you need to leave me here to die doralius it's so good to see you it's wonderful to see you how have you been man I'm living in a cave through Alias how do you think I've been you're part of the team again Drake could you not find a leaf exactly this is what monsters do needs now forget those guys jack it's so good to see you buddy step aside gentlemen this creature must die who the hell is this prick who the hell are you my name is Von shaunery I'm a monster hunter the monster hunter is here for me guys you're not touching Drac this is our friend you're not killing anything yeah just take it on down the road man we've been hunting this creature for weeks now and it's time that we put him to rest there's no shaving him now excuse me so there's no shaving him now shaving we didn't shave him before why would we shave him that yeah I mean he's very weird I don't want to be saved no no no shaving him shaving no we don't want to shave that might not be a bad idea though because I'm not going to no I like my beer shave drag one last time I'm going to ask you to step aside so we may end this creature's life let me tell you something Von you're out of your element because we're doralius and Associates so I suggest you move on I'll play your game you Rogue but listen to me one day when you least expect it your friend here to become something so evil so terrible you will not know your name know your face know your voice you will only know violence and when that day comes he will kill you I bid you good day [Music] okay what are you saying to Rally well Drac uh next time you go to your room you're gonna notice some bars on the windows and doors okay so you got me in the cage I wouldn't say I'm not feeling the love walking what what is that that sound that little bump the thump I heard it too hmm anyway might be a Rhoden what you got walking learn hazards around this that the very beautiful princess velu of Hilaria she's set to get married and what a waste but she's been receiving death threats now my friend in Hilaria uh what is that guys it's the same thing you just heard go check that out please all right anyways my friend in hilarious says he could use some extra security he trusts me knows I have good guys so maybe we can go up there a little extra scratch save the princess that's an option sure all right let's take a look at this it's messenger Turtle I see that there hand me that over to whoever receives this we are in extreme danger please send all the men you can to the queer Village for we are under attack by the gops when it rains it pours yeah we should probably do the go save the princess what we're going to do we've got a definite attack and we've got a potential attack so we're going to split up yeah walking proof you guys no just walking in proof you guys go see if you can save the princess we're on it not names you're coming with us we're gonna go save the queers the journey was long and tiring and we were pretty much lost so we were more than happy to stumble across a kingdom we didn't even know existed we decided to stop in for food and rest the guys the kingdom guys this ain't right guys I know it's not right but we need to we're looking for the the queer I know what we're looking for names you lost gentlemen yes sir we are but we're probably gonna rest up here a little now we're looking for the queer Village the queer The Village no no I never heard of them around these parts it should be right around here wait I think you mean the cures the cures The Cure villains right maybe yeah a little bit to the west of here right right they were wiped out months ago by the gopis that's it we just got the message what we're too late guys I know what are you laughing at I'm sorry your mispronunciation was funner to me queers sounds a little fruity well gentlemen if you gotta rest up please come on into the gay Kingdom [Applause] we're there we got the catapults and they fire and then here we have the archers and they launch a defensive but where our enemies don't know is the tunnel system that runs on the ground we send a group of soldiers and then the gay army just slams them from the rear it's brilliant I'm not supposed to show you this but I feel like as a warrior to Warrior you would appreciate this come on oh okay come on I got I gotta show you this okay boy you came at a right time I tell you why was that well mostly because of the festival the festival well I just find it hard to believe that this is your first time at the sausage fest if I known the sausage fest was going on I would have been here every year this is amazing oh yes it goes on every year you see we have the sausage fest in the spring in The Sword Fight Fest in the fall that's the way it is that's the way it's going to stay nice hey murder look I bought some tummy sticks oh I haven't seen those in years now now have you boys signed up for the sausage Hunt No No but I want to it's fantastic you see we hide sausage all across the kingdom and you get to look for it and then when you find it you get to eat it I love eating sausage I'm all about it let's do it this is it what do you think Delirious wow it's a paint it's a big hole it's a bottomless wait I'm impressed okay listen now okay I don't I don't understand the problem here well the problem is is you didn't do your job though no no the problem is that you're not paying up okay because we're done oh yo maybe you're paid up when you do your job oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's going on here sir the pit has a bottom what no listen listen now the pit is done okay we finished our job no look they're good your job was to dig a bombless pig bottomless well no listen now I mean of course everyone knows see let's see if this paint is actually bombless shall we of course there's gonna be a box foreign we came all the way down here from Central newdonia to find these cures and turns out they've been wiped out anyway it's not been all wiped out no no still a lot left held in slavery by the others yep the job is oh maybe my guys I mean we could go help go you know free them okay no I mean I could fly is that funny well it's not funny I mean it's funny but I I mean the jiobe is a pretty badass it's funny no my my guys and me were badass badass are you sure well let's you heard a little guy named titanus yeah yeah I'm gonna kill him you killed him yeah more like push them off no I I took I put him in his grave that's what I did no wait a minute you're the one it is he doesn't know he doesn't know he's cute I don't know what well uh uh a little fella named Titanic she was outside of castle walls this morning what where he is looking for you neebs come on cartoon is he's still alive no he's dead no he's pitched and looking for you hey but good luck you know cheers of course there's a bottom to the pepper that doesn't mean that we didn't do our job every pit has a bottom that's bull let's not bull crap you you guys are giving all you gays are all the same you are a laser Digger Palace hey there you are we're ready to go right no we're not ready to go where'd you go man what are you waiting on we just got here yeah but we're gonna we're gonna wear out our welcome man we're not gonna wear it our welcome these are these are really good people huh they're good people we're gonna stay the night no that's a bad idea we should go we're not going anywhere in the heaps get out of here what'd you do nothing what did you do neighbs nothing count this does not count dreams well that guy down there looks like pissed oh man he is all Angry look at him yeah how the hell is he still alive I'm generally concerned we don't put an arrow straight to this damn thing I saw it yeah so what are we gonna do well I mean we gotta we gotta go do that thing at cure village now we have to go right past him to do that we don't have time for that it's time for what he's going to let us just go by because we don't have time for it wait we're gonna leave no we got the sausage fest going on yeah that's a good point we're about to hide the sausage pretty sure that's on hold right now everything's on hold they're waiting for this we don't have time for this Dallas let's just we have to go do you understand that he's not going to let us go we walk right past him neebs right past him what do you think we should do I think we all go down and take him off yeah that'd be faster fight him alone which would be great I would love that code of the Gary Kingdom the code we're on Tom crunch if you don't fight him this might bring shame to our name I don't know what to say buddy well I guess I could fight him like do it again I did it once right you did it once yeah so I'll just I'm gonna get I'm gonna kick it up at the gate I'm gonna say I'm neebs you do whatever you got to do and yeah then I'll sure I'll make it quick okay so you can go do that thing right yeah make it well yeah work practice I'll be right back you got them sorry to bother you oh hello there say strange little man is that Hilaria over that Hill yes it is Hilaria is that where you're going yeah say who are your friends here oh These are not my friends this is my army army huh they're walking I would be careful how are you good wood good one proof ah well there's no reason for you to be scared they will not be attacking right at this moment say which branch of your army is this this is not a particular Branch this is my entire Army we'll be rooting for you see I appreciate that fine young gentleman oh this tricky one over here with the arm nice you're trying to Spruce him up a little bit oh again you slay me I can't breathe I don't like this I don't like this one bit guys I think we should take this moment to remember our good friend neebs normally I'd like this but I'm scared for neebs right now I'm really scared hey titanus how you doing so this is the mighty neebs yeah yeah hey hahaha well at least I know who I'm fighting I'm fighting yeah oh about that titanus bad timing for me really um how's next week you free next week There's No pact between men and lions oh yeah yeah no no I know that but is next week good prepare to fight now Mighty neebs right now oh [ __ ] hey has this guy been drinking he looks a little drunk I'll get it drunk I don't get it listen we appreciate your time friend but we can't stick around we have to leave okay that's two that's doing one that's good that was nice meeting you gentlemen and I hope you enjoy your time in Hilaria while it lasts good luck with the army yeah that one's so good Bruce I know I guess I'll just go out and live oh nice one with the comeback proof what are you talking about oh um we knew thee well but we will not know shut up today I will cut out your eyes and your ears as well as your tongue and you will roam the underworld blind deaf and dumb everyone will know that your name is neebs who thought he killed titanus I think it works that way titanus what you think if you cut my eyes and my ears and tongue out I'm not gonna happen after world that's right who told you that what what's going on I don't know what the hell could they be talking are they just talking you know what screw this I'm going down going down there it doesn't work that way you get like a whole new body when you go the after World well no no yeah I mean think about it everybody in the after world is walking around in the state they were when they died I mean it's people there that have been burned people been eaten by sharks people that just got old and like just body fell apart that doesn't seem weird well I guess kind of now looking at it yeah yeah seems weird yeah so yeah that's uh that's a good point you know I uh I um I never thought about it [Applause] the world top tennis with all them arrows in your head leaves they're Alice you're okay of course I'm okay you won well yeah I won why wouldn't I win wow neebs I'm impressed buddy I don't know why I just I didn't titanus man yeah man I killed him the first time I you're I guess you're right yeah that's awesome so we're gonna need another painting right I'm sorry another painting the castle we'll talk Army the time has come to take down Hilaria and capture the princess awaken [Music] titanus today is the first day of the last of your life foreign on yesterday's Victory it is time to move on guys there's way too many we can't fight them I don't think we have to found Dallas why no I just let me go talk to him what yeah I'll just tell him say hey I killed titanus if y'all don't want to be next we should use that I know it's a horrible idea they're not going to respond well to that they're just going to attack us we're done I kind of doubt that dress what we're gonna do is we're gonna sneak behind them and try to pick the lock drag I know you can do that hell yes to the [ __ ] yes come on let's do it what if they see it then I should come out and tell them I'm neebs I killed titanium no murdon anything Bill wise sure I don't know let me check let me see what I have on my person hmm all right this this looks like a neat one all right I'm gonna need some paprika I'm going to need a lemon you're going to need time I'm going to need a small fire a frying pan and a fish that sounds like a recipe yeah that's a recipe I didn't realize until it got to the end there so that's no good but I am pocketing that that does sound good um oh this one uh we'll turn you into an animal there we go there you go you can be you can be a small animal and sneak in okay what are we going to be I don't know how does that how does that work um think what you want to be really yeah think monkey monkey perfect okay opposable thumbs we can do it we need to do monkeys do it all right ready yes um go pick that block that's not a monkey go pick that block doralius go braless go go drag I want you uh go drek he doesn't even have legs murdon you're right you're right we should turn them back all right this is stupid okay hold on to me the work oh yeah no no no no no no you you'd rally as you were chewing grass I mean every idea you throw out right now is like watching just a damn disaster getting ready to happen this is my fault though I had no idea what just happened you were a damn goat and he was a whale do you have a better idea yeah what I told you I go up there forget it if that's your only idea forget it okay let's come on let's do it I don't want to be around this jack off anymore March out real job who is that who is that I think I see a dog figure in the shadows guys we're gonna get you out of here go for a track all right I think they have come to to rescue us just come to rescue us of course we did yes oh thank heavens we've been locked in here for months well it took them long enough I sent out the messenger tutor I was like go turtle go that's the problem you sent a turtle this turtle was a foolproof plan we said it months ago what took you so long everyone please just shut up I'm trying to concentrate just keep I like your helmet it it's not oh I think a whole lot about everything how is this being quiet people don't just keep it down or they're gonna see that we're doing this brother took it away [Music] oh [Music] [ __ ] what is he doing all right good talk but listen seriously enough of that uh party's over everybody yeah um neebs is here you probably probably most of you know who I am the guy that killed titanus gonna give you a little opportunity here opportunity of a lifetime Gonna Let You Go so uh pack your [ __ ] up get the hell out of here also everyone say hello Doral is back there and drag give him a big wave guys no hello hey yeah they will also be participating in the ass kickings going on tonight if you should choose plan stay here and get your ass kicked option is yours what's this gonna be [Applause] [Music] you guys are back memes how's your plan go guys stand your ground I've got news for you you are going to die now you can kill me if you want to but there will be others to take my place I'm not going to kill you I'm not gonna kill you so you can go back to your kingdom and tell them [Applause] so you can go back to your kingdom and [Applause] so you go back to your kingdom and tell them to Rally some Associates names what the hell did you just do that for Dallas he's a bad guy what did I tell you to no did I tell you two neebs you just took out all them guys with a whale I took out one guy in your mouth I wanted him to go back you know what sometimes you make me so mad I want to explode okay so I'm gonna knock on the door and when Aurelius comes out we're gonna slit his throat and storm the Cassius kick the door in let's kick the door who's gonna kick the door kick the door no no no no no no no no no no no no I'll keep the door you can't kick the Dory you're too small too small way tiny you're right you kick the Dory I'll kick the Dory so on the count of three we'll kick the door in storm the castle and it'll be our dad one two what are we doing up here Counting we counting over here we're looking for doralius Castle is this the Rally's Castle no this is neeb's Castle oh we're in the wrong place how do you get to doralius Castle well you got to go back down the damn River go up to as River hang a right follow that thing about to the damn ocean that's a long way you're very large distance how long does it take to get there day two days two days and then it will be all day all day in two days to the Rally's Castle you think maybe you should learn a few more spells that work I'm already on top of it neuralius you are what does that mean that you're on top of it I'm already learning spells because we got really lucky this last time yeah but we got lucky you know that but we had power beam when we thought that that guy I had power that was awesome more stuff like that would be great it's a more power beam no we got the power beam but more spells that work something new okay something different you said you were on it I am yeah totally totally on it doralius waking away inside here I come everybody look at these fish look at these fish hey neighbors how you doing what's up Travis you're fired what I'll let you go you're fired [Laughter] hey what guy won't you hop up out of neeb's chair just for a second so I can sit down and do my job no that's his chair and he's gonna stay there that's your replacement thesaurus you want to replace me with this guy we already did replace you with that guy you don't care this guy's a little putz and I'm a I'm a big bad guy names look at me Dallas look at this guy I'm looking at you and I'm waiting for you to pack your stuff up and leave neebs you're serious I'm dead serious I'm done I'm tired of you putting us all in danger we've been lucky way too many times after your mistakes have been made mistakes everything what are you talking about everything everything what when you you'd follow orders need what order did I not follow how about the last three days that we've been getting together for meetings and you haven't been here one of them the fish were biting dryness I don't care names how many fish did you catch I'm hungry I don't know it doesn't matter you're fired this is I I this is crazy is it I can't believe this Dallas I bet you can't all the times I have saved your ass and just like that you saved my ass yeah how about that time uh them Titans was going to tear your head off and I took him down Bruce was supposed to fight him names Ruth wouldn't have taken him yeah yeah okay you think Brew's gonna take hey Bruce breathe we can't understand something about a monkey proof we need to calm down buddy I uh doralis oh I speak winded I could translate if you like you speak winded sure do then please yes translate okay walking so it wasn't it looks like a benefit try to get away go in the water swim really fast oh yeah okay so walking surrounded by Wooden Soldiers hey uh Dive In The Water Got Away instead of getting help you gotta go back in uh free Hilaria walking's still in hilarious soldiers really that's right that's right I heard that okay guys we gotta go to Hilaria immediately let's go let's do it foreign [Music] I think I need to just go out there otherwise he'll kill everyone honey if you're going out there I'll go out there with you I'm behind you 100 no there's no need for both of us to die you make a good point okay I love you sweetums no princess hold tight my guys dranius and Associates are gonna come through trust me whoa how'd you get out of there roof a Swan Dive there's glorious how'd you survive that the oysters broke my fall okay so how many of these wooden things are we talking about I don't know a lot a couple hundred maybe well that's a lot of soldiers it is a lot more plethora you could say you could say that yeah what are we going to do I'm trying to think I'm trying to think it might be a multitude you could say that too ah what if we just stormed the gates is that out of the question what's not out of the question but I think we should come up with something a little bit more we can Rush the gates the same it's the same thing um I think we should eat now we need to act now there's not much time I can imagine we need to move right we need to move okay I'm gonna scale this Butte you guys you're gonna climb that thing I'm going to come on we need to hit them from both sides so you guys need to come up around on the back side okay I just wish we had more men if someone say they needed more men huh oh my God oh my God [Music] testicles it's made roof it's a pleasure to meet you brew no no I uh we fought together at the gates of the old world is that right that's right I killed this guy right here well congratulations yeah his body fell off but I killed the whole body not just the head I like to say hello my name is Drake and it's a pleasure to meet you yeah yeah I'm murdon is this pleasure big fans of you I still can't believe it I mean you're real yeah I mean I knew you were real but you're really in front of us it is a pleasure to meet you both sorry fellas uh maybe we should be looking for the signal uh Rook will you you just give it give it a rest it's going to be a big signal he just didn't say exactly what the signal was he said to keep your eyes open maybe you could just zip it for right now okay because we know what we're doing Rook okay rookie Rook all right yeah sorry I brought it up okay that I'm proof you sure are gonna feel stupid the guy that you fired is the same guy that saves Hilaria and you're gonna be like neebs can you ever forgive me for being so stupid and I'm gonna be like doralis I know you can't help being stupid that's just the way you're made what's that a raise well I don't do it for the money drawless but I am worth it I warned you princess you could have saved many lives today what what you refused to cooperate and now you will have all of the hilarious blood on your hands Behold The Wrath of Milan Mila I don't think you're on the guest list and who are you the name's doralius yes and Associates I think there might be the signal wait what was that what are you talking about did you hear that no I just heard Associates yeah I think you're hearing things we're looking for a signal yeah Associates as I get it I hurt you the first time Associates there it goes again I kind of hurts no I didn't hear that that was the rallies but we're supposed to be looking no that sounded like doralis he he sheltered uh Associates so was that the signal I don't know I think yeah that that's us the associates we're Associates he just said Associates ignore okay okay he just said signal all right so just said signal but do we know if that's the signal that might be the signal there's just confusion here hold on let me ask him this is the signal explodes shut up please look at me thank you all in soldiers somebody take out the Orbeez hold it looks like it's time for knees to be the hero got it drellies all right [Applause] foreign [Music] thank you so very much for saving Hilaria it was our pleasure but a lot of the Thanks goes to thesaurus oh doralius it was nothing really you were or should I say it's not really a big deal you were wonderful out there today wow well thank you wonderful and I can't tell you how happy it makes me to have an Archer who doesn't complain who follows orders and most importantly doesn't mess up and put us all in danger I was just doing my job not too bad for a rookie yeah I mean I'll be honest you're a whole lot better than the old guy we were neebs neighbors couldn't do [ __ ] oh I love this guy oh well thank you do thesaurus do the zores granius I'm glad you shown up I was starting to get a little bored bored wood men that's awesome oh oh wait um I'm just glad that we're all Oak a yeah no ah damn it with the hilarian safe and sound we made our way back home testicles decided to join us for the first half of the journey and this one here I got from getting bit by a grabooni and over here a Hydra wow say that's a nice score on your eye there where'd you get that one thank you I I don't know some battle I'm sure you said you tripped on a rug a rug yeah is that what you said you tripped on a rug and landed on a table everything kind of Blends together cut your face I don't I remember specifically maybe a rock or our fight or fighting a rug yeah not a no I just did I trip did I say that yeah yeah you said I guess I tripped so you remembered it vividly oh hey Here Comes thesaurus I wonder how the the hunting went hey guys bad news couldn't find any anything to eat out there really it's just no game anywhere bad news huh yeah I'm really sorry would you give him one job right get food doralis right well yeah yeah it comes back I'm really really sorry guys I yeah I waited out there just you're sorry isn't feeding my belly Rock sure he tried Drac what's the matter thesaurus didn't your daddy teach you how to hunt huh he may have I don't know he died when I was three he may have taught me when I was two and I just really don't remember oh hey guys check this out the ostrich is laid some eggs that's wonderful I love ostrich eggs me too hey rookie cook these up would you wow those are actually really really good yeah they would very tasty hey hey gravius come here okay what's up come in closer okay closer I I'm close closer any closer and your beard would be in my mouth hey dude do you notice the moon yeah it's full moon well I don't know if you realize this but on the night that Drac was killed it was a full moon right it was wasn't it and then the next full moon after that was that night in Dongo where we saw that that that thing really I didn't I didn't notice that but I see where you're going I think we should keep an eye on Drac oh we should kill him we're not killing him I mean well he came back to life once it's obviously it will happen to get an eye on him that's because say what brings you to these parts well sir walking I don't tell many people this but you seem like a good bunch of guys I am on a search for a magical weapon called The Zephyr blade have you heard of it of course I've heard of it everyone's heard of The Zephyr blade many people have told me testicles you may be the chosen one you should get the Zephyr blade I would like to but I don't know where it is testicles I I think we can release the whereabouts of zephyr blade it's not something you should give out to just anyone it's not just anyone in its testicles it would be for the good of everyone if he was the chosen one and found out very well doralis testicles yes we know where the Zephyr blade is you okay guys guys get back draw your weapons just in case the worst happens okay what's going on just step back and draw your weapons [Music] in the morning I sent murdon walking thesaurus and roof to the castle while the rest of us wait what proof I want to go testicles yeah but I wanted you to go back to the castle just listen to me I don't ask for much but I just want to hang with Tesco's a little longer yeah okay fine proof fine in the morning I sent murdon walking and thesaurus to the castle you're going with us Brute while the rest of us made our way to the [Music] River can you come up please can you come back up please sorry doralis I'll be right back are you kidding me all right testicles if she comes up with something like a biscuit or or an animal of some sort I'm here for the Zephyr I know none of those things of the Zephyr blade even though she'll tell you of course it's a sword it's not a sword no it's not a song just did you'd think it was a sword but it's a tree branch not a sword it's a magical tree branch tree branch exactly ah never would have thought that who would have sorry to keep you waiting that's fine how may I assist you we may have the chosen one in our presence hello my name is Tessa Cleese I thought you wanted to be the chosen Wonder Alias what I did want to be the chosen one but if I'm not then I'm not and testicles here may well be the chosen one doralius that's very selfless and Noble thanks also very stupid testicles yes step forward for testicles is the new chosen one it's testicles actually that's what I said and I'm the chosen one yes you're the chosen one before I can give you the Zephyr blade one task name it we're done let's fight and defeat the greatest force in udonia what is it yourself self of course self struggle it all makes sense I will go forth and I will defeat myself and I'll return and I will claim the Zephyr blade be brave testicles I'll be back serious screwing with The Greatest Warrior in the land who do you think's gonna win what's wrong with you like with your head s oh it can't be done I'm too great I cannot be defeated I failed to rallies I'm not the chosen one I'm I'm sorry about all of this testicles I'll always be the chosen one in my heart thank you bro all right lady are any of us here the chosen one any of us track step forward really for you all right guys let's go guys up ahead do you see that guy looks a little sketchy yeah all right everybody just be on your guard be my toes exactly yeah yeah same thing I just said but different hello there stranger hello no wait we'll kill a golf murdon kill it go hold on guys stop I know this guy I went to school with it look at that you two are mates yeah hey man how you doing good to see you old friend what what oh what's uh you you were a lot more tan last time I saw you what's with the pale and the red eyes kind of look like you've been dabbling in the dark magic I don't know maybe maybe a little just dabbling well you know that stuff's not good for you should probably stop I only do it recreationally all right well I trust you because you know you were cool I can quit whenever I want all right yeah all right are you judging me I'm I'm not you're you're completely what brings you down to these parts huh I'm off to meet the gops we are set to March and destroy the gays no no no like look look listen look gopis we just fought those guys you don't want to get involved with them it can only lead to bad things I'm telling you you can't stop me murder none of you can stop me I will destroy all of you oh whoa whoa whoa you don't start making threats to me and my friends okay what are you gonna do use that tired ass lightning bolts used to use in school lightning my lightning book was fantastic oh better than your Whirlwind Whirlwind was the tits no you well you you want to see what I can do but you want to fight me and you right now keep your friends out of it thesaurus walking you two stay the [ __ ] out of this all right testicles I guess this is goodbye this is goodbye gentlemen it's been a pleasure traveling with all of you I don't understand why you have to leave well little man I have many things to do in order for me to claim the Zephyr blade I must train so that I can defeat myself someday you know you could slack off you might be easier to beat then it's a good pointer Alice I have a question how can we find you if we need you in the future that is well just whistle of course and I will show up immediately that'll work of course yes from anywhere or within hearing distance of course oh right and if it's long distance no it wouldn't work because you did you mean long distance I did yeah then no no you'd have to ask around maybe okay you know okay if someone had seen me you could ask them right I understand where did testicles go and maybe travel that just commute okay yes bro I feel like I found her brother on you I hate seeing you go and I said I wouldn't cry and I can't because I jabbed out my tear ducts when I was a little boy but godspeed God speed to your broth someday we will fight again side by side ah [ __ ] dry tears sorry buddy just go farewell testicles safe travels farewell gentlemen fantastic please that's so sad [Applause] [ __ ] I'm not a whistle you should probably let him son of a beeswax this is [ __ ] dammit track whistle so I'll chop your head off whistle like we gotta let him go murdon prepare for the most devastating the most debit devastating the most devastating is that what you're gonna say yeah thank you thank you for ruining it yes prepare for the most devastating spell I know how was that ruining it you couldn't think of the word I was getting there I didn't need your help now you go he ruined it you go fast okay you are going to use lightning I forgot I couldn't use lightning hold on I need a second oh wait I got one I got one what behold column of Fire look behind you you son of a [ __ ] you've been practicing people but you think you're so special try out what ah damn it murder on could never be an avalanche of death or something brace yourself forever you clever bastard and there was no River not was there any blood it's a good spell Walker yeah but how are you going to give up if it's just if it's just a moving flower if I was confused I would give up but this I'm not as confused as I should be you guys are you guys are affected I think both of you don't understand how this deal was I think both of you are confused you're affected by our spells just calm down cool it okay just keep all right what's up buddy come on man cheer up come on bro we're gonna we're gonna see him again Bruce we're gonna oh thrash remember remember this one um testicles can tie his own shoes with his feet [Laughter] when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for testicles I love this one um testicles counted to Infinity twice testicles doesn't have to tilt his head when he eats a taco [Laughter] what what he doesn't have to tilt his all right get a golf try this no those noise what ah I can't get it out oh it's Cheryl Now call him off this is evil this is dark magic I'll find find you win see thesaurus you've won this time but on we will meet again again see see I don't say Madam I just won there was a duel he had a nice whistle he left I would love to have those five to ten minutes of my life back what are you guys doing here really let's listen no time for fun and games are set to attack the gays at any time now gotta get back there oh okay okay so we're not going to the castle we need to we need to return to the guy Kingdom right right back to the gay Kingdom basically lost his virginity before his dad did what's ah apparently the loss of one of the GOP units didn't slow them down at all so we had to hurry to the gay Kingdom and warn them of an oncoming attack you say it's uh it's fixed and it's uh bottomless yes sir indeed it is excuse me sir wow look who it is the valley is your son's second [ __ ] how you doing how you doing I've got some very bad news for you I don't like bad news that I live I'm sorry to be the bearer of it but we received Intel that the gops are Marching on your kingdom right now well that's not bad news what that's terrible news I know we need to assemble your men immediately and prepare for this attack it's gonna be tough everyone's heard it the sausage festival sausage fest yep goes on all summer we need to get him here now well how long until those geopas get here I'm not sure it could be a few hours it could be a few minutes I don't know sir ah this is the worst day ever so many of them and we don't even have our answers on the wall look calm down sweetie pie we're gonna get the answers okay there's no time the job is all right there guys we need to keep it together we're gonna be fine yeah doralius is right look we have fought these jerks before okay the pushovers I promise exactly rallies we are screwed we lose guys we have more men coming as we speak and these walls are no easy task for the GOP these walls will be on break it's not suicide guys keep it together who the hell is that the dawn doralius what it's neebs what Neves is at the door everyone listen up man we need your help the gopis are set into attack your whole Kingdom everybody everybody get up and grab your weapons and get ready to fight whoa whoa whoa it sounds to me like you're uh looking for warriors huh yes we are looking for warriors I see because this bar is uh nothing but Farmers the warrior bar is uh down the street yeah we're not allowed there of course or no just Warriors and uh extremely attractive women listen farmers and warriors alike we need to come together oh that's funny because uh we didn't seem to come together when we were planting potatoes you know what we never came together when we were spread manure the other week either nope well listen after this is all over I'll help you groom the horses and plant the potatoes and spread the manure whatever the hell man just come on let's get this going this one really help us right now about before the battle what what are you doing hello sir I would like to present to you today the Wonder broom the Wonder broom is a revolutionary product that takes brooms to the next level what are we talking about what yes the Wonder broom has an extra long handle for your sweeping comfort and has double the bristle count of every day we don't want to do not need a Wonder broom but on second thought second thought they would realize that they will need a Wonder Woman if you would just watch this demonstration I will show you see this is your everyday average dirt look how the Wonder broom easily sweeps it's freaking of a broom because of its extra Bristol Council behind you about to attack I need to shut this door kneebs how many Wonder brooms sir can I don't want anyone of rooms are you in or out how many rooms sir either come inside or stay out there and get killed because we're about to get attacked neebs make a decision I would like to offer you today I need to shut this door are you coming in or staying out there how many rooms sir no brooms thank you for your time sir I hope in the future if you need a Wonder broom you will call on come on just names for all your Wonder brooms come inside thank you sir babes come nibs damn it you're doing good you're doing really good though yeah listen guys there's a lot more important things going on right now okay I don't think I need to be wasting my time shoveling this [ __ ] all right more important no I mean listen what you do is important but the gops are going to come through that gate and they're gonna kill us all unless we fight if we don't have this corn we're all gonna die anyway uh from starvation pretty much yeah you're right and you're important and that's a valid point but that's more important is what you're saying what's more important is to avoid getting stabbed in the throat with a Giant Knife by the gops okay oh the merging stopped what is he doing I I don't know the hell the hell doing he's gonna get killed well better him than us I'd say get out of their names oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what the hell is going on um I I I think he's selling the broom but he's he's laying the pitch yeah at him yeah he's pitching yeah damn as you can see sir this is not your everyday broom this is the Wonder broom with the extra long handle and the extra bristle count how many Wonder brooms can I put you down for sir geez those are some nice brooms uh I'll take one how much do they cost the Wonder broom is available today for the amazing low price of 20 copper 20 copper hot [ __ ] that is a deal hold on hold on I'm a bit short will you take 15 copper I'm sorry sir I could not take 15 for the amazing Wonder broom what hey hey guys uh anybody here have five copper you told us to pack lights sir but I didn't tell you not to bring any money what if we decided to go to a bar after this huh where the hell is that wizard we hired maybe he has five copper nobody has five copper ah damn it um look nobody has five copper come on we take 15. I wish I could sir the amazing Wonder broom is worth way more than 15 copper oh you think so well how about I show you this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh it's a Taurus I can't watch it take him out now Andreas is way too far way too far look how far he is look this dagger was given to me by my grandfather it's easily worth 40 copper I'm sorry sir that dagger it is not worth 20 copper ah you kidding me how about I just kill you and I take the brooms for my damn self okay how about you have a broom with no warranty ah damn it I really want that warranty I know he's far you can't hit him from here oh no arch in this world could he die from that distance I've seen neebs take a shot like that I have two bad guys hey stop stop stop just give me a minute please sir Kevin has one silver awesome yeah hey hey tell Kevin I'll pay him back look elf one silver can you make change I'm sorry I cannot make change for silver but what I could do is sell you four amazing Wonder brooms for the price of one silver the Wonder broom makes an amazing gift for friends and family oh there you go okay um I'll tell you what I'll tell you you've made a great decision sir here are four amazing Wonder brooms for the amazing price of one silver thank you for doing business with neebs if you ever need any Wonder broom needs contact names ah thank you guys sir go ahead okay go peace thanks again thank you after an astounding victory at the gay Kingdom we finally made our way back to doralius Castle for some much needed r r well guys it was a pretty good run no it was a great are you already drunk right on completely blasted well we deserve a little bit of time off yes three days three days do whatever you want we could do four three days okay just enjoy yourselves that's right and more importantly relax yeah Bruce look I know you're trying to take some time off but I just got this letter something Big's going on in the West Divine mountains not sure what it is but I need someone to get my back are you in of course I'm in proof always what's in the West Divine mountains Nana she says come quick huh well that's too bad that's fine but you guys enjoy your time off I know we're gonna have a cold tournament good good it's rallies sorry to interrupt I just caught wind something terrible going down on the edge of the ever-changing forest what's going on there an evil Society known as a black cloak Society no no no no no no planning something big always something big no no well that doesn't sound don't worry about it murdon you're still going to get your vacation are you serious well you're loosening up for a second when we get back I could go check that out if you like what yeah I'll go take a look I'll come back I'll give you a full report on what's going on Wow thesaurus I mean the rallies the rallies I think what thesaurus meant to say is I will go and check things out I will give you a full report when you come back I'm pretty sure that's not what I mean I don't think I meant that well how about I mean dragon guy I could go with Drake wait well you lived here alone you'll have your drink well I get I don't drink alone not anymore either way see you guys in three days [Music] um yeah we're uh this wouldn't happen to be the uh black all right rookie just you know uh we we're here we're looking for the dark the dark sheets what what was it the black what the black Mongol it was a black Clark Society rookie really how do you know it okay we're looking for the black cloaks of society oh that's us okay okay we've heard rumors about you guys causing some trouble uh-huh and we would like to come in and check things out okay okay uh you know the password um no no we don't know the password well you need to know the password well uh well look this looks like a bust all right I guess we'll just it's not a hard password you take a couple gases here oh we can guess all right um uh tree right now um Cloud Leaf uh it starts starts with an s s snake sand snow oh it's your five letters it's what five letters five letters okay um salamander it's not five letters pack of potatoes it's a food okay so s e l Salmon Arms with uh ballad okay I know these come on come on hey look how do you not understand the words shut up all right we need another hint because I'm not good with Rhymes okay uh it's salad salad these guys are good that's me bro I do hey this is her Alias the one I told you about pleasure to meet you ma'am this is the one you've been working for on part time we work together boy you just as thin as he is both y'all come in and make your bed is fat for one that sounds great guys that knew the password oh hey guys and uh how can I help you well um we're part of a uh we're part of a group of uh Warriors that go around and kind of root out evil and we heard about some bandits in this neck of the woods that's us oh wow I mean yeah I didn't know that anybody would hear about us yet I mean you know what I did what point out flyers let me see oh my gosh look at that who that picture oh my buddy Terry daddy he's pretty good now look you guys have black cloaks on these pictures and there's no black cloaks ah they're expensive and honestly we are just starting from the ground up kind of a Grassroots uh evil yeah entrepreneurs yeah yeah I appreciate that you don't have to have black cloaks you can just name it something else right I didn't know that word was going to get out this fast I mean I had just mentioned some things in some pubs every once in a while and you know thought that maybe we'd create a buzz I didn't know about the flyers but wow it's it's great because you guys are the real deal I mean look at this with his bow and arrow and all right so listen let's get this done all right who's gonna fight who we spent a lot of money on the gate so we're gonna need a couple months yeah a couple months do you guys have any weapons at all um I've got a stick we've got three sticks total so you see we can't fight them yeah no yeah you shouldn't let them escalate to a problem that you can't handle you take the problem out now well what's that what's adding to the problem where they become a problem then there are problems let us get our cloaks that's why look if you're gonna be evil you've got a sound evil okay way too polite you're too polite you gotta you gotta be a bit of a dick it makes a good point Sorry wow it kind of feels good but you need to use the anger all right right now you don't have cloaks do you how does it make you feel it makes me feel right I feel angry but I'm smiling because you guys are here listen pretend like your friend here kick you in the balls oh then I'd be crying I mean okay that was a bad guy okay I kicked in that place what if he left what if he just said I hate you and I'm gonna start my own Bandit group God are you guys here we would be kidding of course he's like my best friend no no he's trying to try to talk with a more growl okay [Laughter] growl and that's weird I'm just beside myself right now I cannot believe what I'm witnessing I know it's pretty awesome Savannah this is a cozy for your ex oh it's really nice thank you go ahead put it on ah put it on Bruce it's a lovely yeah baby go ahead put it on all right that'll be good looking to keep that ax from cutting the back of your hair so I worry so much about you bro if I don't want you to get hurt all right thanks Nana looks great listen what's going on what's well bro for someone very dear to you has requested your presence is that you Anthony what the hell are you doing here proof Nathaniel's been murdered what and Smith too by who I don't know but he's after us all us all who's us all dralius this is Anthony Anthony fought alongside me with the leg of her nine okay wow both we're not safe we need to get out of here oh yo y'all need to look at this here this is a painting that was made when Bruce would get that baby oh oh look at that look how tiny and adorable he was wow look at that he's really really small yeah embarrassing me oh oh honey don't be embarrassed [Music] can we take a break or something stop oh we just took a break track then just take a break that was like 15 minutes ago he won't take a break every 15 minutes it's not normal dress look we're trying to get back with the castle we can't just keep stopping keep walking I'm trying not to fall down from exhaustion guys come on it's been a long trip you guys hear that what is that counting Counting counting counting down where's that coming from proof listen this guy's dangerous I was on my way snowboard's Peak that's when I saw him staring at me in the darkness I Stood Still just for a moment that's when he charged so I drew my weapons I let him have it with all I had but it didn't do anything it's like getting Stone and he reared back knocked me down on the ground couldn't see straight I was scared move then I ran but not towards him I ran way bro that's all I could do it just run away sorry Anthony be honest with you I really can't relate to anything you're saying right now never run from anything it's kind of awkward 883 82. [Applause] yeah yeah it's coming from over here yeah I hear it hey oh there it is that's weird yeah he's just in the middle of a field 78. 78 diving maybe we should go check it out well that's what we're doing we're checking it out right now or do you actually want to check it out this time direct sure you want to bother wow would you rather take a break want to play this game you want to step into this world to hurt is that what you want I want to step into the world of hurt yeah cool it to investigate yeah investigate this pal eventually ain't what what am I investigating oh what are you investing no you just said investigate this what do you mean let's say investigate this what you like that game I don't understand the word game too with thesaurus no you're just talking a bunch of gyms I'm just talking a bunch of gibberish guys [Music] I gotta read it to me it says Dear Tanya oh [ __ ] I noticed you across the room the other day and you are very pretty oh you remind me of a flower except without all the pollen in your face oh that's beautiful pretty blue now bro come on how the uh Tanya thing work on not good I prove I don't think I can look at you the same way ever again I'm gonna kick you in the nuts once you stand up oh yeah I'll stand up right now why so you can run away hey you boys quit fighting okay I hear all y'all fighting sorry Nana so listen bro we should really get out of here any idea of where he's going next I know the hell am I supposed to know guys here's what we need to do you two need to go back to doralia's Castle so we can keep Nana out of danger I'm gonna take a little trip I think I know someone who can help you up for making the journey yeah proof hey Nana do you have my weapons yep yep we got them right here uh 34. maybe you should maybe almost just talk to him maybe say something hey hey buddy hey fella hey buddy hey hey hey why are you counting down stop responding that's freaky yeah that's freaky yeah I'm getting a little nervous he's focused on his numbers going down descending like subtracting a number every time yeah we get it we get it look at him we know what he's doing every number is less than the first one we're listening to it okay so we kill him you want to take him down um seems like the safest thing to do yep no you're not making the orders here but I mean he's got to stop eventually yeah obviously he's counting down he's getting closer yeah I mean eventually he's gonna get the kneel and then then he's done what's new what's Neil when it gets to the end Neil the end wait okay so after one he gets the kneel and he's over wait okay wait you mean zero zero zero yeah one three two one zero Neil I've never heard of him no guys he's on 10. oh [ __ ] what now get down [Applause] ready or not here I come he said zero zero he said zero he said zero zero yes we're back all right go ahead and open the door no I was never given a key you lost the key all the amateur rookie mistakes wow no look I'm the new guy I never got a key wait wait did we didn't we hide a key oh one point we hit a key yeah I had the key when you heard the key it's on the mantle in the war room you you hear the key inside the castle Yeah if we left it out here anyone could get it that doesn't seem stupid really hey so what brings you here traveler there's an assassin that's taking out the leg of her nine I want to know who it is and where they're gonna strike next oh man okay not much just you know just work you do now right yeah I'm doing good do you plan for yet I'm sorry oh here we go so what did you say you were looking for he's trying to find the Assassin I see an assassin and he's hunting down that's the one away this is no ordinary assassin what do you mean it's made it's what I heard in the silver harvest the Silver Forest okay who's the victim his name is oh oh [ __ ] damn thing crashed on me hey get your brooms here brooms here sweep up your floor hey I'd like to buy some broom you want some booms yeah we don't have any brooms you were just sitting there advertising Brands yeah but we're fresh out this morning no more brooms no you got brooms right there behind you you're an elf right yeah yeah no brooms what do you mean in my elf we don't have brooms I was just asking if I was just curious just curious don't see many elves around here that's all then I can buy a broom right no we're fresh out of brooms because I'm a nail I don't see what that has to do with anything no you just brought up on elf I don't see that why that matters we're out of brooms that has nothing to do with you why'd you ask if I'm an elf then huh yeah you got a problem okay no no no you got a problem now I don't have a problem with no else look I will come across this counter oh and then I will go down the street and have a damn turkey leg and not even think twice about your ass it's just calm down now man I love turkey legs all right so are we gonna sit around and talk about this or we're gonna do it well I mean I don't have any ideas of how to get in big surprise um yeah I guess we'll break the door down what are you guys doing standing out here for oh well rookie didn't bring a key I don't have a key you lost the key I was never given a key hey hey bro who's your friend oh this is Anthony pleasure to meet you Anthony hey yeah whatever let's improve we need to get inside now you guys check to see if the door is unlocked yeah yeah of course yeah doors unlocked you didn't check to see if the door was unlocked I didn't think I had to because you asked me if I had a king mistake I didn't think so nice place you got here this place this yeah I do yeah it's nice it's home yeah here we go loud nap back online what were you looking for again who the Assassin's gonna kill in the Silver Forest okay here we go [Music] his name thank you very much right there's more what do you mean I see you the rally is you see me yes you are endangered already what kind of danger I see I see someone hold the Grouch against you I can imagine a lot of people would hold a grudge against me but there's Grudge within in there and death [Music] get over here please sir you have to help me they're gonna kill me sorry Miss I don't do that kind of work anymore I'm just a simple broom salesman but please that's right elf Keep On Walking just keep on walking you dirty stinking elf [Music] excuse me I said Keep On Walking you dirty stinking elf that's what he said I suggest y'all let that girl go before I get pissed off pointy hit that pissed off everything I do establish with your ears well I tell you what if go ahead make you move cause there's five of us and only one of you whenever you're ready you make a move [Music] thank you thank you you saved my life you're a hero I'm no hero Miss I'm just your everyday broom salesman that killed titanus twice with no thanks whatsoever no no no no no I left the fortune teller and grabbed the team from the castle it feels like we've been running for years but I think we're getting close I just hope we get there in time to save Atari [Music] who are you what do you want with me [Music] what Stand Down creature you're outnumbered [Music] please let me down I'm gonna die today boy oh we're gonna eat you when we're done we're gonna eat you no we're not why are you doing this yeah oh oh that's so close smashing under throw no no come on I wasn't even close it was so close no not even close man excuse me gentlemen if I could just turn around for a second what was this oh I think he's here to sleep today are you are you here to save the day I'm here to save the day by introducing you to the Wonder broom in the past people have had achy Backs from sweeping with brooms that have short broom handles why are you hunting down the leg up for nine there's a price on their head and and I intend to collect it who would put a price on the heads of the liquor for nine sounds like the work of king ragthorn that's right bro the king of my topless and to think I could have killed you back in Hilaria but back then there wasn't a price on your head and that's pretty don't think you'll be getting away this time Anthony run while you have a chance shut up roof Hilary do you guys recognize this guy's voice no I think it's that little guy from Hilaria that he controlled the wooden Army hilarious yeah yeah um his name is holy [ __ ] you're dumb how do you not remember that murdon was this like a big deal it was a big fight huge don't think I forgot about you and your friend there with the feather telling those jokes making fun of me about what branch is your army I get it puns took me about a week though but I understand them now and you will paint severely I walk in looks like he's putting us between a rock and a hard place that's right and there's no way out ah simmer down friend after our life's short you don't want to take it for granted walking as you can see the Wonder broom easily brushes away dust and debris I don't care making your day so much easier so are there any questions for Neves the man with all the answers for all your Wonder Brothers how about we take that one room and put it right up your butthole wait a minute did you say your name was neebs that's right for all of your Wonder brim needs nibs from the billion wiggle dog play well yeah that was a long time ago oh you were the you were to kill titanistan wait wait what yeah twice well what do you mean you killed titanus twice I thought he couldn't be killed most people thought that but uh I did it twice oh praise the gods he he is the most fearless and wondrous warrior in the land so you're good you're a good fighter that is true but I'm also the best broom salesman in the land oh come on how about we just start off on a clean slate oh no for that ah well looks like things are getting a little rocky that's your own fault you dug your own grave yeah all in rubble now oh it's pronounced trouble looks like your friend here has a speech impediment [ __ ] I didn't know you had a speech and sediment I can do one that guy's made of rocks okay guys yep one of us needs to break away to find this me log guy because he's probably really close by holding that orb thing yeah yeah I'll do it about you don't know what he looks like you don't even know what he's obviously gonna look weird I'll just look for the weird guy never mind drag you down listen why don't you all spread out I'll keep him busy proof you sure I mean of course I'm sure oh boy I'm on fire you you just don't stop do you I don't oh neebs you make it sound so easy how you killed that Troll and then bringing color back to the rainbow thank you but neebs you must level with me something has not set right I don't think de rally has killed that grabooni I think you killed that grabooni grabone's oh sweet Mountaineers I knew it oh neebs you must come with me to my homeland we could use someone like you there I would love to man but I have got to sell some brooms which reminds me gentlemen how oh man man you made me lose myself forget about them let me ask you this what is the most amount of brooms you've sold in one month ah I'd say about 60. what if I told you I could take you to a place where you could sell 60 every day 60 in one day that's right well I'd have to see that to believe it rather than neebs come with me and I will take you to a place where we can realize our dreams together The Source you see anything nothing yet moralius all right how about you Drake No they're Alias all right we need to find him quick not sure how long Booth can hold off this rock creature [Music] [Music] [Laughter] the right it broke has fallen hey hey buddy what hey I'm looking for someone of short kind of stupid looking have you seen him no I've seen no one leave me alone well he apparently has his orb I guess similar to the one you have that's not the one I'm looking for is it this is not an arm it's just a regular ball it's an ordinary ball oh fun fun thank you [Music] you're a hard man to kill bro you know what you're acting weird I'm starting to not believe you I think you are that wonderful don't don't [ __ ] foreign thank you guys for coming out and getting my back yeah I'm pretty sure I was about to turn it around but I don't mind sharing the victory yeah neither do we Atari you guys could share the victory if we all share the name Bruce what are you talking about proof it wasn't all you yeah shut up bro all right broof I just gotta ask how the hell do you take down me log while holding off that monster I don't know dryness I guess it was an accident oh wow oh broof with the finishing blow we left the Silver Forest Anthony and Bruce broke up to take care of some unfinished business walking well who knows we decided to drop Atari off at his daughters to recover and on our way back to the castle we came across a village where something was a little odd oh I like this one this one's my favorite there's certainly a common theme happiness yeah delighted yep very joyous statues all the same all those where do you suppose the people are the people are all around are you the the sculptor of These Fine pieces of art there is no sculptor no people statues of people we got it the monster came from the cave and changed them so the monster sculpted the no yeah maybe what took one glance into the dark eyes of the monster and meow they were Stone guys do you hear what he's saying yeah he's saying there's a monster came out here and sculpted all these statues no he didn't sculpt these statues trapped that's what he said no no the people looked at the monster and they turned to stone if he's telling the truth we need to look into this damn it monsters should have gone with proof it's a proof how are we gonna get in to see the king I'm gonna wear a disguise bring you in as my hostage why do I have to be the hostage No One's Gonna believe the proof was ever taken hostage nobody's gonna believe it Anthony was ever taken hostage either yeah cause you're good at running away oh come on proof let's be fair about this alarm wrestle your farts with my hands tied by my back you're on so this looks like the cave yeah I believe it is all right so now what oh hey look scribbling it's like a message on the wall right that's what it is it says beware the monkey squeezed it in I don't know why he didn't start over here right any room okay just read it though beware the monster in the cave will turn now he's gone sideways okay turn you into stone if you look into her and then father follow the area yeah the arrow goes around yeah I don't know why he didn't start it doesn't make okay all right following the arrow to over here it says eyes look into her eyes we already knew that I know we knew that the only way to break again he started too early he should have started way over here all is actually empty yeah he could have written an entire message but the only way to break the curse is to remove the head and see other side of the head I have no idea what I think that means there's more to the writing right the other side of the wall on the other side of this wall like the other side of the page how did we get to the other side of the wall maybe there's a hole somewhere we can crawl through I don't see a hole and I'm good at finding holes hey guys I think I found the other side other side of the cave yeah it says burn it there it is dead center and again he could have used this entire wall maybe he realized that after the fact oh he did yeah there's a sorry right there oh thesaurus stay back and guard the entrance we're gonna cut off this head and we're gonna burn it I'm here to see the king yeah you and everyone else buddy get lost okay I'll just take my leg of her nine hostage with me then whoa whoa hey wait a second is that seriously one of the leg of her nine no you guys don't seem interested I'm gonna take him no no wait a second now which one of the Lego pronoun is that Anthony yeah that makes sense it should be the easiest one to get hey well hey hey wait a second you look kind of familiar oh never mind I was thinking of someone else but hey like that's classified information how do you know about that I know it's classified wait how do you two know about it well because we're Royal Guards yeah regard the palace we get classified information all the time you sure about that positive yeah how do I know your guards we have the armor yeah I mean we're here we work here we have it look there's identification there see okay you guys check out I know we won all right let's go see the king all right guys just keep looking down yeah we know what I'm doing I'm just reminding you okay wait do you hear that is there a kitten in here sounds like a whole bunch of getting the kittens could be the monster what now that's ridiculous that doesn't make any sense don't forget the statues murdon okay they all look like they were happy they just saw kittens oh no this is as evil as it gets ready she's getting closer calm down murdon hold them together no you don't understand realities I love kittens I know you love you love kittens I really want to look at them to rallies oh I love kittens I love kittens more than the world come on okay okay I'm good no this is so cute it looks like they're making biscuits with their little kitties damn it burn on track follow me we need to get someone where we can bite this thing so civilian how did you find out about the Lego benign Bounty I'm no civilian I'm a light upper oh broof the mightiest Lego put walks right into my chamber and gives himself to me I know exactly what happened years ago oh you do enlighten me while we were fighting the sand pirates in the west you're supposed to be our Ally by any pinonians in the East but instead we came back only to find our brothers with your soldier's swords in our backs are you sure that your brothers weren't running away leg upper don't run except for Anthony damn it proof I'm just busting your balls buddy I totally betrayed the legapus or you should have seen their faces but you can't prove that I'm not here to prove any of anything did you really think you could just easily walk in here and kill me do you really think I care how easy it is God this is what real power is proof I'll show you real power sunflower we need to rely on our hearing track all right when she gets close I'm just gonna start swinging if she takes me down it's all up to you buddy no no wait around this I just saw the monster what but you didn't turn the stone I started in the reflection of your sword are you serious no it didn't turn me to Stone okay looking for [Music] here she is here goes [Music] oh wait wait roof look you can't just walk into a king's chamber and murder the king pretty sure I can [Music] [Music] all right track grab the head I don't want to do this doralius I don't want to either but it's the only way we can lift this curse yeah but it just seems wrong I don't know any way around it though okay make sure you don't look at it I know the rallies I'm not an idiot I'm not saying you're an idiot just be careful okay okay Drac dammit track ah where's this head there you are all right into the fire I can't find it doralius I don't know where it is it's okay Drac I took care of it for you how did it get in the fire because we got nothing to worry about it looks at the kittens it's fine oh good thank thank goodness but I don't know where they went hey something smells delicious what are you guys cooking to prove you left the Silver Forest in kind of a hurry everything okay everything's fine your Alias okay welcome back welcome what you got big news doralis turns out someone in my topless broke into the king's chamber killed him and not his men oh my god oh no that's huge news Okay roof where'd you go while you were gone I think I went to my top list you think you went to um and you don't know anything about this well kinda oh you kinda know about this a little bit well what's the little bit you know broof all right listen when Milo revealed that it was ragthorn behind the assassination that gave me proof that he was the one who betrayed my people oh no don't be mad I'm not don't be mad mad I'm just a little concerned now because they're gonna be coming down on all of us now what does that mean that they're going to be sending every guard they have to follow that coming down right good news or Alice no one who saw me survived boom I love it are you Mass murdering son of a [ __ ] that's the way to do it I guess I'm not surprised oh yeah I was a little surprised to hear about a kitten killer in this room come on oh no I'm not a kid and those kittens were part of a monster that was getting killer it was probably a better time doralius yeah probably what else is going on walking we're on the street is that King Norton the second of the Ashbury Kingdom it's gone missing whoever finds him gets a nice reward oh hey that'd be good since we're broke you're done heading to Ashbury Kingdom hope there's no kittens there [Music] excuse me sir who is this speaking right now oh that's King Norton II man he's about to make a big announcement I thought he was kidnapped no he's right there guys this is their King he's back I was gonna say he looked like a king which we don't get the reward no we don't get the reward but we needed that reward to survive well we were hoping to get the reward yeah why does nothing never work out for us why why come every time we get a job it's like we save people and then we just end up not getting gonna work itself out it feels good for the soul but it certainly doesn't feel good for the pocket you don't have any Pockets you have no soul we'll figure it out let's sell meat that's a good let's just start selling meat we can become Farmers we don't have any meat we're not going to be salesmen guys guys guys here comes man here comes and without further ado it is my great pleasure that I introduced to you the one that saved my life and your new co-ruler King needs [Applause] you've got to be kidding me oh I know man but it's happening two games greetings and hellos to the people [Applause] of Kingdom it's osprey hmm it's Ashbury what is it the name of the Kingdom Ashbury it is my honor to be your co-ruler and to promote peace and prosperity to this beautiful kingdom by introducing you to the Wonder broom the Wonder broom is a revolutionary product with an extra long handle an extra bristle count to make all of your wildest dreams come true this is Tell Me I'm Dreaming Jack you're not doing that tell me I am oh you're not dreaming man this is awesome foreign first of all I'd like to thank you for taking this meeting King Norton and second of all I'd like to let you know how pleased we were to hear that you have returned safe and sound please no we weren't we were you know we came all this way to get the reward we're happy he's back okay well I wish we would have talked about this before we got in here and embarrassed murder on in front of the king you embarrass yourself every time you talk sorry sorry anyway since we are here and we are a group of Warriors for hire uh wanted to find out if you would like us to maybe take those Bandits down and bring them to justice we're broken [ __ ] we need work yeah mouth man could we possibly interest you in some meat you don't have any meat stop talking I'm afraid we will not need your services as you see we have the mighty needs you Common People of Ashbury what are your names your Excellency you're not from Asheboro we are our names yeah come on you lived in my castle for how long he knows right leaves this is your little buddy terrarius doralius hey trellis yeah you look different I do you got chunky oh yeah yeah I kind of let myself go yeah I didn't hardly wreck murdon hey you grew the beard yeah you like it looks good yeah I used to know these guys let's let's get uh brooms for everybody oh you don't have to do that I want to no don't do that hey get all these guys are Wonder broom how have y'all been so good yeah yeah really really good warrior thing not very good what's going on King business is booming and brooms they go hand in hand don't they so business has been hard maybe we could find something for these guys maybe they could like track down the bandits and just bring them in for shits and giggles hey Eddie bone you can throw oh that's a great idea and they're probably capable enough to do something small like that monster Archer who's subpar it is a great idea your um helping out the source arrogance your arrogance I don't think that will be necessary however since you are all here I insist that you stay in our kingdom you should stay have a good meal and get a good night's sleep sounds great we were kind of thinking about Archer there you could use our archery range maybe learn how to shoot we have really big targets for beginners I'm sorry what I'm just saying you should probably learn to shoot a bow and arrow if you're gonna be an Archer right so you think you're a better Ultra than I am okay hey let's just get it no no hold on you are not a better Archer no I'm better really like I'm up here and thesaurus is uh we don't we can't even see that load you think just because you're a king then you're better than me no I think because I'm a better Archer now you have no idea how to rule you're too arrogant you're not competent enough you don't care about anybody but yourself I just gave all these guys free Wonder brooms the brooms don't matter oh the brooms don't matter you hear him King Norton okay it's time to go look I see what you're trying to do filling my shoes is no easy task you're in there swimming around like you're in a just a oh yeah well check this out okay pretty decent shot but listen if you're gonna be a great Archer you gotta do great things what you do is intermediate at best what I do is amazing [Music] well that was a waste of time oh come on Negative Nancy it's not all bad we got free brooms yeah and food that food was good man it was delicious bedroom comfy very yeah yeah forget about it let's just get out of here I just want to go home right now hey hold on one second oh what's this 20 silver I was told to give it to you oh that's great that could feed us for a couple of weeks from who he told me he wanted to remain anonymous and that he killed titanus twice if I was wrong maybe maybe he actually does have a heart hmm so we have a mystery donor intriguing with the exception of an unexpected bag of silver the mission to save the king of Ashbury was a complete waste of time so we made our way back to the castle to figure out our next move what's going on guys good morning hello what is this this is a flyer I made it very nice flyer you are welcome I put them all over newtonia you've already well my slave pigeons did I have slave pigeons not gonna lie murdon I'm very impressed right now that explains the candle what do you mean this is a mood candle it changes based on the mood in the room oh oh so purple means purple means happy you guys were happy I made this flyer I'm pretty happy I'm surprised to be as happy about something you've done in that like I didn't you know I would he meant it how it sounded right there he goes hey hey buddy I've got a little bit of news okay kind of no easy way to say this but I'm going to be leaving dorelius and associates oh oh no oopsy candle turned brown okay but um sad to see you go uh what you got going on well when we were in Ashbury I spoke to neebs a bit and wonder broom sales are on the rise and they need more salesmen I thought that you hated neebs you said he was incompetent and cocky and I felt that way before but but now he's competent oh Beyond competent I I really don't know what to say right now thesaurus you've seen him shoot a bow and look at the business he's created to be honest relius I can't really figure out why you'd fire a guy like that uh-huh but I don't want you to think I don't appreciate the position you've given me and the opportunities I've really had a great time working here but we wish you the best best of luck as sad as we are to see you go before I go anyone interested in a Wonder broom they have uh extra long handle we all have Burns okay thank you thanks but uh best of luck guys maybe I'll I'll see you down the road somewhere yeah okay take care everybody okay so we need a new Archer yeah I'll do it no no you can you don't know how to even Do Your Own Thing can't be too hard you get the bow you get the arrow okay let's discuss this really quick right no you sure I'm positive why not because you're not an archery or a wizard and we need a wizard oh Jack would you get that please sure tell you what you pay me what I am to be a wizard and I'll be your Wizard and then I'll also be the Archer for half the pay of what you would pay a regular Archer you pitch a hard bargain there's a deal hey doralius this is uh oh uh I'm sorry what is your name it's Olga okay hi Olga how are you I'm good what can we help you with so I found your flyer in the woods and it said you were broke and desperate and you'll work for the cheap cheap said what right on the cheap Jeep what does that flyer looks nothing like this flyer murder the hell is that murdon oh well that's the flyer that it ended up being see this one here was a prototype did you show me the Prototype murder I knew if I showed you this one you'd get angry because it makes us look poor and desperate do you understand why I'd be angry about that because it makes us look poor and desperate so that's the flyer that everyone is seeing rallies I am trying to be honest with the people I'm trying not to bite your freaking head off okay wait wait wait what colors that we handle now I'm sorry I'm trying to Drums I'm very sorry about that we just had a misunderstanding what can we help you with well my boyfriend's been kidnapped he's a prince and I just want him back with me I'm very sorry to hear that do you have any more information oh I drew a picture of him we're sleeping here on the rainbow see there's a little pillow made of little kids don't get those kittens near the rallies do you have any more information as far as where he might be who took him what we're dealing with I don't know who is but I know where he's at okay and I know that there's a there's a so we're dealing with a real threat here and I definitely need the best for the cheap cheap oh boy I tell you what I'd rather be safe than sorry so I'm expecting a couple of our guys to come back tomorrow morning and as soon as they do we'll set off and see if we can't rescue your boyfriend oh thank you so much and by the way is this coupon for 10 off still valid I would imagine so I know you're not happy hey doralis my topless is in shambles what do you mean ever since you know who murdered the evil King ragthorne the place has gone crazy turns out the head of the throne the sand isn't even from my topless the saying he's a digger he's from Digger tone well he says he's not but you can tell look the advice is over there can't agree on a budget the Kingdom's on shutdown and now the talking sequesters which could mean trouble for Azan prison we can't have that Israelis there's any chance that Barack can get out can be the end of nudonia let me take Bruce go over there and make sure everything's smooth I don't think Bruce should be anywhere near that area though walking that'll be fine Bruce got a new disguise okay I trust you thanks Travis we'll be back with a full report and good luck foreign [Music] okay this is the lock of his hair this is what he smells like I'm good I'm good all right one of us needs to scale that wall and open the door from the inside dralius do you want me to do an Archer thing I don't think that's necessary no you can't murder them well you don't think is there a situation here where maybe I could take this pointy stick thing and thrust it towards something is you have an unstrung bow and a quiver full of Spears so that's not gonna work um yeah all right you got me okay you let me know okay all right I'm gonna scale this one Dallas hey your majesty what are you guys doing what the hell the hell are you here did you follow us Dallas I'm a king people follow me uh-huh where's your Archer oh you know where thesaurus is he's quick yesterday oh no why'd he quit work for you need selling brooms well that is a good business to get into yeah it's a great business okay excuse us we've got something to do here what are you doing it's none of your business excuse us please are you trying to get into that manner over there yes I'm going to scale the wall okay and then what open the door of course yes okay yeah I'll do that no hey I'm here why not because you're not Old Times Sake no not old time sex yeah I'm insist I'm gonna do it no no let's go we're gonna scare that wall damn it needs it's being carried why wouldn't he be carried he's a king this is unbelievable how can someone be so freaking lazy I can't believe he couldn't walk himself over there he had to be Carrie are you surprised he's a king guys I can't afford a king don't worry about it it's not going to affect the price we still own the Jeep Chief I need my boyfriend I want to live inside his face what the rallies maybe we should just try to scale the wall ourselves We're Not Gonna scale the wall because the more of us out there the more of a chance and he's being carried up the wall what hmm that is impressive oh God just strong good strong tight young boys what do you think it would take to get that you know buff yeah I just work out no you're fat you used to be buff doralius yeah you know I just started not caring murdon I swear if he blows this Mission and I lose my boyfriend as bad as this looks he has a way of pulling things out of his ass language dreadlius you ever love someone so much you just want to eat their fingernails oh yeah okay they're up top foreign [Music] I know you were proof we're about to be face to face with the most evil vile man in Madonia not to mention we gotta cross this Lake without being eaten but we got this walking my fate will be the same as yours I appreciate that broof look if anything happens to me I want you to know I appreciate everything you've done likewise walking all right disguise is on let's do this okay guys here's the plan can I use my arrows no damn it the prince is in that Tower so we're gonna split up okay it's me Olga um get out what are you doing is that his name shut up get out here Olga is that you yeah what are you doing we're here to save you idiot why would any parent name their kid Butternut butter nuts yeah we're we're here to help save you you're making bad decisions and being with that [ __ ] face hey what I'm getting married deal with it okay what the hell is going on here are you telling me that he wasn't kidnapped I'm not here to get you back I'm here to let you know that I have a new boyfriend and his name is durable what are you talking about he told me he could kick your ass I never told you that really he can't take you he's tough oh he could totally take that guy love his damn ass Travis guys shut it kiss me kiss or dress open your mouth and kiss me I'm not no this is getting weird high five oh high five times how'd it like that huh yeah [ __ ] thank you oh that is man my name is General Soso I'm the security budget advisor how are you General ah so so listen this is my colleague the security budget advisors advisor we're here to do an inspection of the prison make sure everything's Ship Shape well General we can assure you that everything is in fact ship shape but you realize brat is in this facility right oh you're kidding I thought this was the Fudge Factory of course I know broad's here thank you sir no disrespect but but we cannot guarantee your safety once you step through those doors that's funny because I can't guarantee a job is going to be here tomorrow when I report this back to the king all right well I'll tell you what let us go inside and just make sure that there's nothing that could possibly go wrong very well oh God how long have you even known this guy long enough to know that he's a better High Fiverr than you ever were I don't care oh yeah high five we're through okay oh yeah you're just gonna go up there with your hypocrite eponymous Beyonce and slap her around in the bathtub or something where are your morals oh God my morals are all over gerobolus's Palms that's disgusting is he dragged this is why I avoid relationships oh God you're acting crazy okay crazy in love you're not in love Olga stop saying that I am and I'm going to high-fives yeah oh God you'll stop that I'm coming down there stay right there good luck getting around your fat ass girlfriend all right gentlemen recommend not getting any closer Brett can you hear me yeah I can hear you you General butt face pure evil how are things here in Oz on Prison oh they're they're terrible for me these guards are way too damn efficient we do our best sir what are the chances that you could break out of this place well if a certain General were stupid enough to cut the budget I get out of here pretty easily by golly we did put in a request for some new chains all right something's fishy sound like a lobbyist give me that talk guys let's go ahead and head on out of here I will I'll set fire I'll set fire to puppies are you kidding me oh oh hot hey is he dead he's a little dead a little dead he's got a skeleton face what the hell oh boy well as you know we tried to kill him for a long time and nothing worked but uh funny story a couple bees got through that window and stung him and turns out he's allergic and you're telling us that bumble bees killed Bharat yes sir that's what I'm telling you ah how long has he been dead 11 years or so 11 years why didn't somebody say something well sir those of us that work here we all have families and we really didn't want to lose our jobs so I can't believe Brad's dad next thing you know you're gonna tell me the dragonpuss isn't even real it is good for tourism sir oh you're kidding me there's nothing dangerous around here Olga what the hell are you doing down here high five on this guy well maybe I wouldn't be high-fiving this guy if you'd leave that sea donkey fiance of yours so why Shop hair why now to show you how in love I am well I'm in love too okay I'm getting mad you're jealous I'm not jealous then why your fingernails so long cause I haven't cut them okay you want me to catch your fingernails maybe I do you want me to eat your fingernails oh God maybe okay I don't know I think I'm gonna throw up face it butternuts you miss me so maybe I do whatever I'll break up with your Albus if you break up with that she bison oga you got a deal dreadless yeah guess what I'm gonna do break up with me drive us I think it should go wait deropolis we had some good times we didn't guys let's get the hell out of here here thanks you know murdon this is the kind of clients we get when we work on the cheap Jeep flies were great I wouldn't trade it for the world this has been delightfully you know dating thank you so after finding out that Prince butternuts didn't need our help in the first place we took off to the West in hopes of running into Bruce and Sir walking to get an update on ours on Prison so we're heading towards ours on neebs why are you still following us I'm not clearly you are I'm just going this way you weren't going this way you're following us no dialysis yes you're following me why no we're not you're behind us you can obviously see which way I'm facing and you're going that way we were going you what if I turn that way you'd all of a sudden turn left I wouldn't okay this needs to stop neebs it doesn't matter he's going this way we're going he wasn't going this way murdon okay look bass if you're gonna keep walking right in front of me like that why don't we just join groups no we're not joining the group no Dallas and Associates and the King never will that ever happen I'm not going to make this decision I know you're into you I've already made this so let's let's do a vote I know we're not doing a vote I would vote with you though no absolutely not neebs you need to leave why are you even trying to be back on the team you're a king go be a king dress we we said we're going to save the world together remember back at the old gate he said me and you neebs save dedonia needs you gotta go doralius neebs murdon Drac what are you guys doing we're just chipping in hey what's that what is that let's check it out guys no neebs go home [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what you have said to our village I believe in what I said and I'm not going to renounce it very well then by the power of the book you will hang whoa whoa whoa whoa what did he say oh an outsider has joined us for the execution folks hi everybody hello how are you people caliber here has been spreading ridiculous ideas they're not ridiculous they are ridiculous they don't follow the book okay well what are the ideas oh galiver here thinks that the world is round I believe it is round the Sun the moon they're all round that is impossible do you know why it's impossible galiver you're going to say because the book says the book says what about other books oh Outsider the book says that it is the only book no wait I mean I could see a need for other books like a book on cooking yeah we've actually got those really yeah yeah they're called cookbooks that's what I've been saying or The Outsiders there are no other books what's going on what are you guys doing that's what they do every time you try to have a good idea no no no no wait no come on listen so you guys don't get out much do you the book clearly states if we leave the village the cannibals will eat us what are you talking about oh tell them what the cannibals look like the cannibals have eight legs eleven eyeballs big fangs can't be cannibalism it's not really a human is it there are no cannibals outside the village I thought that might be the case enough do not listen to Gulliver's silliness guy everyone shut up come on most people just talk things out even if they do disagree you don't kill someone for having an idea oh he does if it's in the book he does it I'm seeing that it also says if you have wounds to rub dookie in it look up Paul Alberto over there he's not getting any better that's dookie in his wounds Alberto's fine it's been seven months he looks horrible it's not how medicine works he's gonna die it's true you shouldn't take things from something's butthole and then put it in your bloodstream tell him what the book says to do in the spring and in the fall in the spring we move our sundials forward an hour and and in the fall we move it back an hour how crazy is that that's just so much that's flat out stupid silence all of you this book tells us how we live and if you do not abide by the book then you will hang like Gallagher you're not going to hang this man and and who will stop me the man that said you're not hanging this man oh [ __ ] hands on see what it says in the book about that bucko well let me write here in the book it says God apprehend him I really doubt that I'd like to see that right now don't you even think about touching me everybody listen up I have seen some ignorant people but you guys take the cake what's cake feel free to believe what you want to believe but don't force it on someone else just treat others how you want to be treated yourself [Music] change it our entire village with your poison release the cleansing tigers care of that I'm gonna release Gallagher oh gosh no I'm okay hey Travis just like old time do you all see what just happened your fearless leader just Unleashed Tigers upon all of you while he lied tucked away safe and sound now I'm not going to tell you how to live your life but I strongly suggest you get away from this Village a little bit read books learn new things and then choose for yourselves no no no don't listen to him [Music] good thing I stuck around huh Andre Alice yeah neebs you you did real good yeah I'm glad we're back together no you're a king neebs and as long as you're a king you can never be an associate I can't favor a particular Kingdom because their King is on our team it's a conflict of interest sorry so galiver now that you're free what are you gonna do I don't know I think I'm just gonna travel the world and go as far as I can and just see and learn everything all right good not gonna go too far of course so I don't fall off the edge wait what I thought you said the world was round yeah round like a coin like a coin look I thought you meant like a ball ball no he'd slide right off the edge that's just stupid you should go live back over there with all the other idiots he's right we're so stupid are in danger I see someone holds a grudge against you but this Grudge will end in there [Music] wake up to alias what's going on do you know what diet is no it's odds what the hell am I did you not think we would come back for our Vengeance Vengeance for for what you killed three of our cousins outside of the ever-changing forest three of your oh they were terrorizing a young boy I wasn't gonna let him get away with that they was just doing their job okay job the job is terrorizing young boys yes on Wednesday we terrorize young boys young boys my favorite day listen why don't let's talk this out no no there's no time to talk about this guys I really think we need to go around this Valley it's not safe here if we go around this Valley it's gonna take two days two days why would you want to go around the valley because if we go through to Valley View mcgeechu is going to same against you it's a little bit funny Eva Gage is just a story a scary story that might be true might not be oh what was that what was that noise there it was probably just a forest animal or a young boy named me get you a Wallace yes sir go check out that noise I'd rather not sir well let's check it out check it out on my way sir I really think there's something bad out there yeah a rabbit might come up and take a poop on his boot I don't understand why you guys are so close-minded I mean it might be an imma get you we don't know Mommy did you guys hear that oh you mean you messing with us yeah you're messing with me no you're messing with that no stop ping with us [Music] Wallace quit messing with us you know what get back here get back here Drake Drake calm down how can I calm down you're saying doralius has been kidnapped I know we're gonna find him now we just have to think the clues we got are his journal this tranquilizer dot that I found by the tree okay so now what oh I I think I know one of those things that Wizards do what is one of those things you mean a spell a sparrow I know a spell this one finds people but I'm gonna need a giant map of newdonia and we need to spread it out here on the wall like this one whoops not perfect but it'll do okay everyone stand back Google yes oh my God bro this happened to your face no [ __ ] I think that was the wrong one this one just heightens my senses sorry guys wait wait the heightens your senses you think you could smell doralius from here actually yes I can okay perfect yeah okay fine guys come on we gotta go doralius is the trouble I told you it was him against you all right maybe it's the image you oh what do we do what do we do what are we doing guys keep it down hold it together you need to untie me and give me some sort of weapon so I can help no we're not falling for that you'll just turn around and kill us I'm not gonna kill I I give you my word your word's not good enough we can make him pinky swear yeah pinky swag keep it down Fine pinky swear fine we could use more men to fight this thing anyways on time all right [Music] stay on God everyone did you make him pinky swear Baby pinky swear okay pinky swear feel better [Music] [Music] neebs are you sure you want to do this I beg you to reconsider I don't want to King Norton but it's the right thing to do very well neebs please address your people [Music] of Ashbury I have important news to tell you today I will be stepping down as your co-king and ruler you see there is a brave Warrior out there named doralius who is fighting evil all over New Donia and failing miserably without my presence doralius has begged me to come back and to do so I cannot be your king and put myself in such great danger at the same time in my absence I hope you will remember that all of your brothers and sisters and friends everywhere are potential Wonder broom customers you guys keep running do not look back seriously guys give me a weapon so I can help and that wasn't part of the first pinky swear I find the pinky playing it was part of the pinky swear the pinky swear has a very special this bridge doesn't seem too stable are you sure the scent is Legend here yeah you better be sure you son of a [ __ ] yep nose is leading me right people he's actually very near us oh [ __ ] I think I hear them down below and I also heard a rope snap what was that oh [ __ ] oh there's another one damn it dead end what are we gonna do now [Music] quick give me a weapon that never gave me one they said I'd hurt myself get behind me okay [Music] Corrales walking a minute is that Drac I don't know what was he with you yeah he fell off the bridge then disappeared Drac is that you Drac sit okay yeah that's track oh that was scary what was scary doralius but if your customer is afraid sit down with them and count the bristles together and help them overcome their fear it is your job to go out and Lead new Donia in the revolution of the Wonder Brew it names come down here and face Me Oh neebs What a Fool can you believe titanus is back to fight you once again yeah what is he thinking oh I can't wait to see you slaughtering yeah I don't know about that King Norton I mean I'm a king now you did step down as king I was gonna finish out the week though maybe we should get the guards to go take care of it oh nonsense news only you can defeat titanus as you've done twice before yeah I guess so uh I'll go talk to him titanus Titanic has already beaten you twice man what are you doing get down here I did twice already you lost how many times you're gonna do this this time I shall cut you open like a cow like a cow yes like a cow like a cow no one says that I say it okay well listen if you let me know ahead of time we could have done this right now but I got a few things to take care of I will slit your throat okay when time allows what's your tomorrow look like tomorrow these people will be Mourning your death get down here right now and fight me what about the day after it will be right now neebs nope it won't be because I'm busy every minute goes by I'm not getting stuff done so let me go wrap this stuff up and uh you just somebody get him a Wonder broom and I'll be back with you in a little bit [Music] please [Music] neebs I I say Neves neebs can you hear me oh King Norton how long you been standing there leaves it two days and titanus is still outside waiting for you who titanus oh titanus yes yeah what are we doing with him again here's come to Ashbury to fight you oh he wants to fight neebs again okay um let's see I've got a lot of work left to do on the painting the people of Ashbury are becoming very concerned neebs well tell them not to worry did titanus get his broom oh yes but unfortunately he used it to impale The God Who handed it to him okay so he's got one um I got a little bit more work to do I thought I'd pack up first that way I can just grab my stuff and kill titanus on the way out so it shouldn't be too much longer very well neeps I will inform the people [Music] good morning guys good morning doralius wow look at you guys I see Drax the same and murdon you have any idea when that might clear up well probably the same idea as you do I don't have any idea I don't have any idea either is what I was getting okay okay that's what I was saying I got you so does anyone have any idea who the sophisticated gentleman is in the back my name's Nev that's proof shut up I it's not I was kidding I know it's proof no you don't I did know it was you bro God damn it all right so what should we get to First drag stinks well okay can you go wash him you want me to wash him so you just want your bath don't you just want a bath okay I mean I have these heightened senses you understand I know I know don't yell at me direct I wasn't I wasn't trying to imagine someone taking a fresh handful of pig [ __ ] and just shoving it in your nose and just dealing with it I don't want to that smells realize yeah okay smells like the bottom of a pirate okay guys I get it I get it I'll take him to the lake in the morning wash them off thank you you're welcome thank you you're welcome stop stop screaming at me I'm so sorry titanus you're back what do you mean back well I came out here yesterday to fight you and you were gone no no I've been here the whole time nope yesterday about noon I said let's do this I went outside ready to go and you weren't there I was here at noon I haven't used the bathroom they haven't eaten eat it down here and fight me right now oh wait you know what you know what I did I went to the South Courtyard damn you neebs I came out there and I'm like where is he I'm sorry man but look my dance card is filled up again so let's do this tomorrow no no fight me now North Courtyard I got it I'm going to kill you neebs hi Jack just go ahead and soak in there for a bit I guess there you go dorelius oh hey it's the lake yeah step four no I'm fine I'm gonna I'm just gonna stay here I've got something I'm trying to do for you chosen one right right I know what if you got to lose the Rally's there's just really no telling with you you are the chosen yeah I know Behold doralius The Zephyr blade that's cool yeah love to get my hands on one of those one day oh but wait I'm the chosen one so I I should have that right you're so smart I'm so smart take this ever blade I don't mind if I do look at me the Rally's the chosen one of the Zephyr blade feels good doesn't it it does feel really good an amazing stick now dorelius Point The Zephyr blade towards the heavens of course that's what you'd do with the Zephyr blade here we go it's really this ever I feel stupid now I feel a little stupid but I can't believe you just this is the Zephyr play doralius thrust The Zephyr blade into the stone okay okay now doralius Pearl The Zephyr blade at the dead tree yeah oh my God oh my God this is amazing throw the Zephyr blade towards the center of the lake okay okay what's it doing yeah but it's gonna come back up right no I just thought this was another example of its power you were you told me to throw it into the Lake George not into do you realize what good I could do with a weapon like that which is why I'm so surprised that you would throw the Zephyr blade into a lake you told me to could you please bring it back up for me I wish I could but someone threw it into a lake I know where I threw it because someone told me to throw it into the oh you are a [ __ ] I'll tell you what's a [ __ ] duralis having this ever blade and just throwing it away um doralius where are my clothes come on Jack we're getting the hell out of here it was pretty cool while it lasted shutting it up [Music] would you look at that he just looks so peaceful titanus what take that titanus I said take that titanius [Music] that is right once again you are welcome yeah [Applause] morning guys neebs Dallas what you doing here working what are you working on I don't know you tell me he's an associate now doralius says who says you I never said that yeah no I never said you were an associate yes you did you said uh needs as long as you're a king you can't be an associate so I went and resigned never told you to uh-huh associate I didn't say if you quit being a king you'd be an associate I said we couldn't have a king on the team and I'm not a king I'm associate I'm sorry I don't want him on the team either doralius okay but you were very vague and you're leading them on I'm not leading I wasn't you know why didn't you just say um neeb she can't be an associate well because I would imagine he'd have to prove himself we're way past the proven thing dress I mean I've killed titanus I can't remember how many times it was twice what no it was three times three times I just killed him again what you just killed titanus again yeah on the way over here on the way over here [ __ ] oh come on [ __ ] all that aside am I an associate no names I'm sorry Dallas what I quit being a king and I'm sorry I was a king I know of a kingdom oh we know he quit for you what he quit for you oh my god oh just don't know come on what you've done I didn't ruined my life [Applause] pardon me guys are you jealous hello hey thesaurus what's going on oh just here to see hey neighbors who wrote the sauce I was just here for this month's uh Wonder broom sales oh okay just sit it back here I guess just right back here guys you've ruined my world I I didn't ruin your life I didn't do anything babes uh what am I gonna do what an open up though holy [ __ ] that's a lot of gold there's a big pile of money I think you're gonna be fine neebs all right guys that's it good seeing you again nice to see you please knock next time gotcha thanks I'm just gonna go in the world oh John I have been overtaken by something that they're calling the undead the undead they need us out there otherwise it could spread all over newtonia oh needs is here good we could use a notcher from what I hear you don't want to get close to these guys I can't help you walking because my life's over having an Archer could be beneficial you don't even know what we're facing and on something neebs huh trial period trial period yay yeah you're not an associate how much money we're talking no money it's a trial period okay pro bono guys we gotta go quickly made our way to the Villages of Georgiana and split into two teams to look for survivors and to face a threat we've never seen called The Undead oh my God this looks horrible yeah this is bad well let's try to find a Survivor that's a good idea hello no no let's not attract attention hello no neebs I need keep it down please Steve stop it okay track don't just guys guys what are you doing hey a live one you guys have gotta keep it down why because they'll come for you what's happening here I can't explain it I've never seen anything like it these these monsters out there they're not who they were okay but they were called the undead what does that mean oh no oh no they're coming no it's fine we have an Archer posted up here and we're all very capable of fighting neebs you see anything yet looks like something's coming out of the woods over there okay okay that's the undead start taking them out neebs make sure to tell him to aim for the head Nate aim for the Hat up you see them yeah yeah I see them okay that just looks like a crippled person yeah it does look it's working all funny it's true we don't want to shoot cripples are you sure that's them they move really slow and they make really mean groans yes neebs it is them start firing shoot the [ __ ] yes no the undead okay you got it it's too bad when he said he said well they're not cripples they're dead these cripples don't stand a chance yeah you kill those cripples they're not cripples neebs they're Undead you are not yes [Music] he is a damn good Archer why did you fire him again because of a bunch of other [ __ ] heard on that you've probably forgotten well it's just one left nope it's all yours buddy buddy shoot him in the crotch okay okay all right now you can kill him yeah oh thank goodness yeah that was fun you guys did it well yeah neebs did it but I'm sure there's more right they spread all over our Villages okay so we're not stopping now no way but you know hey if we got neebs here it's gonna be really easy okay how do you feel I feel fine oh no I don't okay oh this is bad oh [ __ ] he's gone it's just a little bite yeah look at me you're going to have to kill him oh crap are you kidding me he's gonna turn into one of them he's not your friend anymore he's something else did you see you see murdon that's not murdered you're gonna have to do this oh man I'm so sorry I have to do this Martin [Music] I'm so sorry oh damn it who the hell Batman hey you just that's who bitter your friend bit me he's gonna pay for my doctor bill you know Drake fight murdon what bite him okay yeah bite him get back yeah how do you like that old man just been bitten don't even worry about it we know how to deal with this the living has to bite the undead so let's do it so wait we're good we gotta bite cripples we went from Village to Village biting the undead and bringing them back to life and then telling them to do the same throughout this I can't do this anymore it's disgusting this is the last Village track almost died [Music] [Music] leave us alone [Music] [Applause] hey everyone we found the cure all you gotta do is bite the undead and they'll turn back living oh okay Carry On just FYI [Music] [Music] after helping The Villages of Georgiana with their Undead problem roof went to visit his nana walking went to find more work and the rest of us headed back to the castle oh God strolling is almost here excellent all right now all we got to do is wait these traps are foolproof I do have one question about the traps do you think instead of being off the path they should be perhaps on the path look these traps have to be chained to a tree because they're mostly used for bear hunting and a bear is a lot like a human they got the eyes and the nose so when their Lingus comes along he's gonna see that tasty fish on the Trap try to get it and boom Oh what if he doesn't like fish oh everybody likes fish I mean after all even fish eat fish yeah a piece of raw fish on the side of the road laying in the dirt yeah that sounds real appealing who Bears love raw fish you would have said we're not after a bear we are after door Lingus again a bear is so much like a human managed to track door Lingus this far so I'll Trust You Hunter but you better not fail me all right oh oh everyone get down here they come shut up both of you you're the only ones so I do all the work and I'm still on a trial period you did the majority of the work yeah but that's not going to be every Mission you know I had a girlfriend that was on a period one you put her on a trial period no she put herself on it how long did that last you usually last about a week okay that sounds fair so one week look at that they don't want the nasty fish on the side of the road I've got other tricks on my sleeve we're gonna get him you see you see looks like something else is going towards the Trap it's like a big turkey you'd be surprised how much a turkey is exactly like a bear oh we got a turkey I don't care if we have a turkey we need a door Lingus listen we can use the turkey to catch darlingus you guys like turkey if it's cooked turkey is delicious when it's cooked see how you all just reacted to that question by George he's right we'll get him next time good hustle guys that turkey looks fantastic well thank you very much that trap seems rather obvious that trap is normally made for bunny rabbits people and bunny rabbits are very similar people look I'm nothing like rabbits we're definitely gonna see this one at least and they're gonna smell that turkey I was worried I didn't use enough Rosemary but no you use just the right amount of Rosemary yes it is perfect it's good I appreciate it y'all just hold still I'm just gonna spray a little bit over here on you what is this it's my wife's urine bring your wife's urine on me yeah you see just like the bear if you smell a female's urine you're going to be attracted to go you don't want him attracted over here though we want him to go towards the Trap you make a good point I'm not gonna charge you for the piss oh damn right you're not charging us for the people all right guys guys get down here they go yeah he sold your ostriches yeah we had to sell them that's how you get around no I know until we're walking right now right but we had to sell them oh the hell is this it's a big box over a cooked turkey now hey we've got to be really careful here at derelius because turkey out in the wild could be very bad for our stomachs we don't we're not touching them they're just standing there talking they're looking right at the bait though yeah they see him of course they're looking at it how many times have you not looked at your food before you ate it I suppose it makes a point every single time but it's clearly a trap how's this a trap because there's a stick with the string holding the box I feel like you look for the bad in everything I look for the obvious someone leaves a free turkey out in the middle of nowhere and you immediately go Oh it's a trap and you'd immediately go after that turkey why not it seems like because it's a trap you don't know how long that turkey's been sitting out there not too long it's still steaming smells like they may have used a little too much Rosemary yeah if you can smell it from here so we're not taking the turkey nope sure all right Rosemary too much Rosemary there's too much Rosemary okay okay you know what I'm sorry guys I didn't use enough seasoning oh I was great you always do a good job delicious that doesn't matter the Trap was stupid wait a minute look at that right there that's a panther oh boys we got ourselves a panther so what we haven't caught door Lingus that's the whole point of this we can use that black [ __ ] to get durlingus this may be a good thing ah this is [ __ ] foreign [Music] no he's the third trap the charm absolutely absolutely huh yeah yeah listen I have a backup plan if we need it I've got this baby right here it's a human call human cold I've got to tell you you're going to want to come towards me when I do this but don't watch this right here hey hey over here I think we're in trouble should I kill him I mean I wanna I wanna see this play out Gosh guys be quiet here here they come murdon you could sell the [ __ ] out of some brooms I feel like I could sell brooms be able to hold guys why are we stopping Travis why are we stopping because of this a little patch of grass it's a another trap that was that a trap how is this not a trap see this giant mound of dirt that clearly indicates that there's a hole dug here and that was covered with this and not to mention the wild animal I'm hearing it's a panther I know trust me I know oh panther sounds so let's just avoid this cat unless you want to take them home Murdock I don't want to take him home but I don't want to just leave him in a hole to die it might not be down there to die it could be a system of cat tunnels sometimes their tunnels go for miles what are you talking about cats don't make tunnels most cats breed underground rally they don't make that wet Dr radius hold on I got this guys dreadius have you ever seen a cat ever because you ever see a cat and it disappears where you think it goes underground they go underground you are blowing my mind I think they go underground into their tunnel system tunnel cats tunnel cats and meow doosa was in a tunnel please tell me you're kidding me right now Deuce it didn't make that cave how do you know that her cute little kittens oh my God not even digging scooping a little bit of dirt over a dookie is a lot different than making an underground freaking tunnel system if you can dig an inch you can dig them out write that down I'm not gonna it's inspirational no you got there's nothing inspirational this the whole conversation makes me feel stupid hey hey over here what the hell was that sound like a human yeah it was a human but so they want us to go over there we should probably go no we're not going over there we're gonna just walk around and be on our way your trap's not working well you just have to be patient screw patience I'm going to handle this myself you two follow me what the hell are you doing out here oh well I might be here to fight now come at me how about you come at me if no I wouldn't dare I won't even draw my sword you get first strike no dude make me make you angry no I'm not angry oh your mother is a prostitute she is it's not it's not your sister is fat you have a sister no I don't have any family new family perhaps a father he's part of the family that I don't have yeah you you have no family hahaha you grew up alone the thing is I just don't really want to step on one of your traps what traps well that the cat down here ready to rip our faces off the turkey that was underneath the box it was gonna catch us that the old uh Hey over here you know those things hey did you guys hear oh did you still want to fight callus yeah another time maybe yes yes another time okay well regardless it was great seeing you it was wonderful seeing you bye hey there's a tunnel system down here oh hey guys values yeah what are you doing let's have a meeting he's kissing ass oh okay okay I'm ready to save newtonia yeah when have you ever clapped for me when I walked in in the morning meeting I mean would you like us to clap no I don't require a clapping no you make weird rules sometimes I didn't make any rules it just threw me off let's get down to business trial period that's over right okay that's not the business of the day murdon I've got a gift for you oh it's a book no but no you don't have to read it you have to write in it it's an empty book so it's for your spouse you just made that worse yeah get up you know what I can do that fabulous idea oh no come on Jack so you want me to physically write every spell I know down in this absolutely what's your favorite spell oh screaming [ __ ] I've never heard of that spell once I'm not I haven't either I whip out screaming [ __ ] all the time I don't know if I want to see that spell what's this wow see it's great for parties I like that seems useless it is useless if it was in your book you never forget it make a pointless Spell section there should be like a deadly section defensive deadly yeah have fun with this chapters yeah okay fine give me this give me the book I'll do it sometime okay oh someone want to get that not it not it not it this is my team oh I'll do it come in doors open don't tell them to come in we don't know who it is you can open the door and come in how lazy can you freaking be not lazy it's efficient I say look there he is well noted I'm delegated I'll write that in your trial period file hello my name is Kevin hi Kevin I've been sent here by King dublishan of the we tall Village to employ your services to come speak with our great General Leslie Sean is prepared General Leslie please allow me to finish I'm sorry hello my name is Kevin hi Kevin I've been sent here by Kingdom Sean how's the retail Village to employ your services do you realize that he's going to start over every time let him finish okay everyone yeah got it go ahead has sent me here from we told Village to request for you dolorious to come speak with our great General Leslie as he is having problems motivating our men alright guys quiet my name is Kevin thank you Kevin King dublishon is prepared to pay you 50 silver to come speak 50 silverades just to teach Leslie how to motivate his troops how to motivate no it's a very good deal so sure yeah absolutely Kevin we will help let's Saddle Up memes I'm gonna have you stay here why I would like for someone to maybe straighten up around the castle I'll stay here I'll do that no Merlin you're gonna come with because we're gonna work on that spell book well we can do that later no let's do that now Jack you're gonna come with me as well I'm gonna clean the [ __ ] out of this Castle good when you come back try up here to be over and we can get down to business you can't make your own rules neebs I'm not making rules but you just said when your trial period was going to be over and that's my call right on grab that book let's hit the road ready Kevin I will stay here and clean Kevin you you're not staying here and clean let's head back to your village okay so we're off to help the retail Village once again but when we arrived things got more complicated King Doula shall I didn't I didn't know you were being attacked duranius I apologize we did not know we are going to be attacked today okay well we need to prepare for this fight let's get the men in the lines and let's have to get Leslie prepared to motivate his Mane no there's no time to teach Leslie how to motivate we're at War now the man need to hear it from their General this is the we tall in way of doing it okay Leslie look at me I'm right here okay okay you're their General I'm the general do you know what comes along with that I'm a warrior no you're more than a warrior you're the one that they look up to that needs to project his confidence to the point where they will do anything for you they look up to me if only they could hear you listen to me General warts the great General I served under at the Old World Gate gave us a speech that got us so pumped up that our war cries echoed out so loud the enemy ran away with their tails between their legs that's a motivational speech that's how you need your troops to be behind you yeah you're the one responsible for that because you're the general you see how that works Leslie let what the hell is Leslie what are you doing I'm in general you where's the Leslie I know huh where is he he's here the Leslie I know is a lot louder than this little whip do you remember when we killed that gaboonie ah the rally is if I recall okay I get it you remember when you killed that graboonie Leslie yeah what'd you say at the end are you ready but you said a little louder didn't you yeah what did you say at the end what did you say at the end ah the people if they were entertained what did you say I am entertained all right let's do this I don't know what I was thinking putting you on trial period but I hope you'll forgive me by the way how about I clean the castle from now on oh don't you worry about it doralis we all make mistakes especially you and Drac that's true I do make most of the mistakes I'm just always mad all the time I know Drac I'd be mad too if I didn't have any skills that's true Drac you don't have any skills and I can't remember anything but for some reason dralius doesn't fire me let's don't beat ourselves up about it I'm an associate now let's go save the world all right Leslie Inspire them and remember finish with the Battle Cry go get him out everybody speak up enunciate oh man oh no this is painful to read I know you'll get it let's just say have fun he told them to have fun bro how is this fun good damn [ __ ] it's not helping that you're saying come on come on come on Leslie yeah that was bad that was better I heard fight Leslie just go for the Battle Cry [Music] what the hell is that [ __ ] louder than your Battle Cry we just that's just weird [Music] Leslie what are you doing [Music] oh he's blowing it you're singing a lullaby what a war lullaby [Music] [Applause] go to see heaven [Music] [Applause] I'm stopped the second guess going to war with these crazy only a Madman sings a wall lullaby [Music] all right screw this yeah yeah Leslie you've done it my enemy is retreating well I've seen it all okay stop it you're starting to embarrass me we're a team now I don't want to receive all the praise just because I'm the greatest warrior in the land but Drake don't you worry you'll accomplish something someday the hell is that oh [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna tell you one last time get the Bellas out here look I'm sorry but if you didn't make an appointment just fly about walking on a cheap Chief didn't say I need an apartment yeah this is real busy right now he's training like a thousand soldiers downstairs you can't fit no thousand soldiers in this itty bitty Castle yeah they're doing close quarter combat I'm not lying could be 2 000. I don't know you hear that y'all two thousand could be three thousand maybe huh maybe oh oh here he is oh well well look who decided to show up yeah I'm doralius what do you want man I know who you are you think I forget your face so you decided to show up here without an appointment whoop up on that ass look you're gonna have to come back at a later time because I've got 6 000 men downstairs wanting to work on their close quarter combat training oh Dallas had to go oh the Raditz had to go I think he's scared brother let's do this [ __ ] you're making a big mistake you got six spells here though two of them are recipes they're all magical recipes okay I get it we got power beam you got power beam in there yeah the first thing I wrote down oh and that's a dangerous spell oh very dangerous see that's what I'm talking about we're looking for more of those so perfect what's it do hi there oh where'd you come from what are you doing here I'm here to foreshadow foreshadow what for that thing that you haven't taken four seconds to look for ah oh he keeps on saying four okay yeah right is that significant your word play is amazing but we haven't found it yet I mean can you help us no I gotta go okay we'll see you later see that last one didn't make any sense no it was bad we'll see you later so wait are we looking for a number we're looking yeah but we don't know what that means good day Travelers oh well good day hello I say what is in Vine sack just some you know food and tools no this is the money we just made it just made 50 silver oh I say I believe that's the money I just made no no we just made yeah we worked for this that's our money men yeah this is happening I am the Duke of welfare I steal from the overprivileged aristocrats like yourself and I give to the lazy what first of all we're in no way over privilege certainly not Aristocrat yeah if anything we're lazy I'd be happy to donate to this but you're not taking this whole sack how do you get under this programming if you defy us you will suffer the same fate as an over privileged shoeshine boy we've murdered yesterday whoa shoe shine you gotta be kidding me well I I thought you just robbed people you killed people if they don't cooperate yeah you're not getting this money oh very well we will false false you're making a big mistake man money I'm not giving him the money come on just get it dude no we can figure this out what about what about the spell nerd I almost did the one I was about to write in the book The Dangerous one we got one spell would that work that would actually do it disgusting yeah oh yeah it's messed up oh God anybody else like a piece of the Almighty Wizard murder tell me when it's over I'm not lucky yeah you don't want to look now the snakes are actually eating him now how is that possible well his arms are made of snakes and rallies does it ever stop oh yeah no it'll stop you know when he's dead that Spell's coming out of the book what do you mean after just having witnessed a man being eaten by his own arms we arrive back at the castle where I realized I may have made a big big mistake fault no this is my no oh got some bad news what I think they took one of my hats and also my potty mask is missing you serious right now I only have two has nothing to do with needs we'll get you another hat you freaking jackass radius and wait a minute these are brothers of the old world yeah pretty sure they took neebs too oh no I've been hearing rumors about these guys looking for some mystical thing called a [ __ ] hole I remember those they were Transportation holes you could walk in one and pop out another one hundreds of miles away I I think there was about seven of them were there any in the old world well yeah a couple but but they've destroyed all of them in newtonia but if they got one of them working they could bypass the game well yes I suppose they're cool I bet if we find that [ __ ] hole we'll find neebs or what about that spell that spell that yes do the spell oh of course foreign oh yes you are I am we could really use neebs could really use this spell right yeah murdon apologize for calling me a jackass I'm sorry I called you a jackass even though you're a jackass now was that so hard googleious was that so hard Have You Ever Had Your Eyes protruding out of your head well quit being a [ __ ] and Lead the Way fine oh man oh man how are we gonna get out of this one Dallas hey boss elves are weak the others are still unconscious though man I told you those was Bruce take that [ __ ] down how you feeling Elf oh not too bad I'm more of a lunch guy though more of a lunch guy you some kind of give me no I'm serious I don't really like breakfast that much look at you hung up there like one uh scarecrows a goofy ass scarecrow scarecrows ain't goofy scarecrows are scary I hear their neebs is that ladder guy oh it's me it's ladder guy you realize he's one of our rejects well he's with us now that's right you finally found a group you were qualified for I finally found a group that appreciated a good letter guy and not one of these guys here steps on the top round not one does y'all ask up on the top rung cardinal rule of an associate every rung's a top rung the hell does that mean I do not know you and that doralius outfit it's a joke the whole operation's a joke you say one more thing about doralis I'm gonna kick you in the face yeah I'd like to see that yeah wait when the master wakes up you don't even know was he a toddler you don't know I don't know what's he doing to sleep still you love running your mouth don't you I like talking yeah I like people let me tell you what you need to know we got Brothers all over the place looking for that [ __ ] to rallies and he gonna be strung up right here next to you looking like two goofy ass scarecrows I still don't know how you got scarecrows a goofy scarecrow scarecrow they don't scare no people you scare birds if I know doralis he's already on his way and I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when he gets here oh I hope you're right so I can see the rally is and you stupid pooping now I know why nobody ever comes to the ever-changing forest oh yeah this stuff goes as fast as you can cut it no [ __ ] oh it's a tunnel terrarius we are definitely on the right path are you sure oh yes at the end of this tunnel we'll find neebs we'll find the brothers of the old world but most importantly doralius will find my missing [Music] all right murdon what do you see oh yep there's neebs okay guys he's alive but he's tied up okay with dolls of all of us what oh there's my hat one of the broom girls has my hat who gives a [ __ ] I do the rally is that's why I brought it up his name's okay guys guys the master is awake he's on his way here right now oh you hear that the master is awake he's probably gonna be fussy huh were we too loud I can't wait to see I just want you to know you need to let them brooms go or you owe me 2 4 60 copper oh hell to the old world sir no no no no what no no what tell us it's Whitey he's alive what are you talking about from Dogo you guys remember Whitey we killed him the dark wizard yeah Whitey what is this a joke uh no sir no sir these are Wonder brooms best brooms in the lane I wasn't asking you uh listen I told y'all these was bruised take this [ __ ] what's this man doing on the ground yeah a lot of guy's down there he's on the ground for some reason excuse me I had to burp Whitey's asking where you are radius and well neeb's internal him I think he wants you dead probably because you chopped his head off I would imagine yeah just for the record I'm not the guy that shot you in hell with arrow for the record I was looking right at you I knew you were looking at me I told her Alice he was looking at me well he's going to have a big surprise several of them you don't even know you can tell me I'm not gonna tell him no it's going to be much more fun to see the look on your face what's the word on Broad oh we haven't freed him yet but once we get the mega fist through he's gonna be proud of number one good luck with that what do you mean y'all didn't hear hear what no he's dead nonsense no some sense what could have possibly killed Barat what would you think nothing well if you consider base nothing lies sir the [ __ ] is ready to activate do it as you wish how could you not remember Gila Gulf because we haven't met a giligorf my rival from Wizard in school I'm that this is new to me I don't remember gilago if you don't remember Whitey you guys memory is [ __ ] as his vision is about to be realized are you ready to be tortured are you talking to me yes then no I want to be ready for that it's your little group of nothings had disrupted our plans more than anyone else ever has and that is unacceptable unless you accepted it [Music] where is he huh where is he who we never called him why did we call them white we always called him Whitey we didn't well his Skin's white it's an obvious Nick but we can't just assume a nickname that I gave who gives a shot what are they talking about oh [ __ ] he's hurting him to rally is he's killing him I'm going down be sure to grab my hat let's make sure we're talking about the same person here what do you mean same person you know more than one well there's broom Dallas and then there's persons foreign [Music] yeah what are you doing I was covering for you and you blew it I blew it he didn't know where you were he showed up oh I'm sorry it's okay just hang in there buddy I'm gonna get you out of here I will [ __ ] Hall very good but it's what's on the other side you should be afraid of what's that gilligar Felice the mega Fists um We're not gonna be able to fit through this hole I know you see it takes some time for the [ __ ] hole to grow it it'll get bigger but over time the dranial needs to need stuff I just said it takes some time to get just give me five minutes no I just I just told him it was too small he said it'd take like five minutes maybe you should try restarting it should we try no the same thing is gonna happen holy tits get off my back very well once the traniol is large enough we will release the mega fists and all of the kingdoms in udonia will fall well I don't plan on allowing that to happen I'm sure without this the sword that gave me these scars how about this you kneeled before me and I spare your life I will never kneel before you nor will any Newtonian so long as I am alive very well kill the elf oh [ __ ] Master the elf's gone what excuse me I'm not sure if you forgot or not but um it's not just Aurelius it's doralius and Associates [Music] let's do this [Music] thank you [Music] ah yeah [Applause] [Music] what the hell happened to your face nothing what happened to your nose whistle took much for that to go away oh Murda by the way I have something for you what's that Halloween we gotta take that hole down try going for the crystals you gotta Dallas I got this dorelius what are you doing stop that now you'll destroying everything oh my God knows [ __ ] simple magic [Music] laughs this time you should stay dead oh hey hey how you doing you have impeccable time I I know man those old world guys with the peer pressure they're pretty nasty huh they are man you left town they sprung right back up that's what they do isn't it yeah but listen really booth hey homie let him go yeah I I suppose he's learned his lesson really yeah you heard the man get the hell out of here don't let me see your face again morning guys how are the saviors of newtonia doing today we saved the world doing pretty good we all did a good job where's neebs see this is the problem I make neems an associate what did you expect I expected him to clean up his act and be on time well do you expect direct to stop being fat yeah I'm always going to be fat he's always gonna be fine with it we know that yeah and we know exactly I'm pissed ladies and gentlemen the newest associate me you're late for the meeting no I was here a long time ago how do you figure because I was here planning the surprise I got a surprise for you Dallas what kind of surprised come with me front door can I go everybody okay doralis when I open this door your mind is going to be blown I'm sure and behold doralis your new moat whoa oh wow wow I've always wanted a mode around this Castle I went down to digertown and they came out and did it overnight I didn't hear a thing you didn't hear it no yeah you lost some sneaky diggers can we swim in this you can but there's Gators we have alligators yeah we got alligators I love alligators oh that's fun okay so so where do we get across you'll need like a bridge or something there's no Bridge no I just got the moat yeah but we're stuck here now how would you make a mole without it I got you a moat no I know at least you can do is get a bridge you're so ungrateful we can't get to anything to build a bridge it's fine I'll get my floaties what about the Gators bro Gators don't need bloody Australians they swim all right yeah okay we got [Music] them all right doralius I spy with my little eye something green tree God you're good at this that's nothing but trees bro okay you're right there Alias yeah I'm fine sure you don't need to stop and take a breather no we're good we're almost there it's just weird then you know the bridge Builders don't build the bridge on site you know I guess I just expected men to carry it yeah like us right sure whoa what the hell happened here [Music] thank you okay two things why is there a small army of dead naked people in front of the castle and how the hell do we have a bridge oh that one's loaded you can't answer one without the other you can't answer both start from the top okay well I had just woken up and I decided to go downstairs and make myself some flapjacks damn good Flapjacks no no no no no no no that's not that's not what happened what are you talking about what are you talking I made breakfast this morning so I was down in the kitchen bacon and eggs oh yes that's right I did that I went downstairs and I took his Flapjack no they were eggs the castle smelled like Flapjacks this morning no it didn't I don't care what the castle smelled like smelled smelt smell smell well he who smelt it dealt it there's a teeth start with where the people started dying but we can't stop there because that's wailing Through The Story You're Gonna Miss a whole lot of stuff it was quite a bit actually really surprised yeah well start where it actually matters please oh maybe when we heard the horns yeah how about then holy [ __ ] oh this doesn't look good residence of this land [Music] [Applause] are you trying to say Bridge are you trying to say Bridge what is the thing that comes down it's the bridge if you're trying to say Bridge it's already down yeah and it's not a bridge it's just a board Oh wait [ __ ] neebs the board's down oh we're vulnerable and that's when I sprung into action to radius oh yeah yes I gave the signals [Applause] wait a second that's not what happened so none of that happened no it happened but it wasn't that dramatic signals [Music] I already raised I'm gonna go downstairs boil the oil reinforce the doors you guys keep an eye on them okay okay [Music] we refuse to lower our bridge then we will swim in your mouth and to kill you all yeah wouldn't do that if I was you we got Gators in there hey we are not too scared of the game they're not well the Gators are the least your problems I'd be more concerned about the dick fish the dick fish they fish what is a what is this dick face I think I heard uh what is a diet fish they're tiny little film right up your pee hole and they'll make a little home in there so go in the boat if you want to is this real I I do not whoa whoa are dick fish real I've heard I've heard of that yeah I've heard of that I have two actually yeah and they're in our moat they could be yeah I don't see any reason why they couldn't be wait a minute I swam in that mount that could be bad I gotta check on something I'll be back can we please find out if that's real well I wouldn't take a chance well what are we gonna do we should make a roll no swimming in the mouth well of course no swimming no one's swimming in the moat what did the attackers do oh well they told us if we're not going to lower our Bridge they were going to build their own so that's when they made the one out there oh no goodness first one was a mess yeah it was a tragedy man the mixture of the birds are secured to the brash it's not going to be their Bridges I wouldn't think so that's not the bridge y'all are going to use to cross them out right of course it is why you ask because it looks like a piece of [ __ ] now the browse is adequate to cross the motor and to burn you all alive if you take over this Castle then it's your castle and you're stuck with that ugly Bridge yeah oh he's right we need to make nicer brush otherwise we'll have to tear it down build another brush I do not think of yes go to the woods grab more Timber did you say timber yes Timber you can't do timber okay all right oil set guys I'm gonna go back downstairs doing great buddy the neighbor has a metal Bridge way better than that one we do not care Lord oh no the caquitos will always have nicer brush melt down the spare metal all around we will make metal brush I don't know if you're gonna have enough metal or Jewels the neighbor's Bridge has Jewels what no no juice okay we'll melt down our armor our weapons our Jewels hold up so Drac tell me what really happened or actually that is kind of almost exactly what happened so these men melted down all their armor and then you slaughtered the entire unarmed Army oh geez doralius not exactly like that so they were armed dreadius would you like to keep guessing the ending of the story or shall I continue I'm sorry please continue okay so they got the Metal Bridge built but the guy in charge still wasn't happy with it yeah he won't outdo the neighbors what neighbors oh we made the name we were making that part up oh like the dick fish no that's still a real possibility but then the other guy the second in command oh yeah he gets really mad break down the door oh yeah oh [ __ ] okay all right murder thieves they're about to reach the door what do you think neebs I don't know murdon they're unarmed they get into the castle you know the rallies he'll just turn into a [ __ ] I guess take them out all right let's kill them all right pouring oh oh my God are you serious that is horrific yeah yeah it was hard to look at yeah it was hard to listen to but hey we defended the castle I mean I guess he did the right thing yeah what else were we going to do right great job guys thanks Dr Alex thank you excellent job I mean I gotta admit when I saw the dead unarmed men out front I just figured you guys messed up somehow it looks looks bad yeah weird huh yeah where'd all these naked people come from right now but instead you took out an entire attacking Army well not the entire Army yeah not all of them what's that no they were no they're all dead we took them all out well no the leader he went to go get reinforcements and more supplies yeah he wants to build a little bit more under the bridge what well he wants to add an arch and a statue a foot cleaner a foot brush yeah what are those why I don't get it either I think the bridge looks fine you're telling me this now telling you what you're telling me that they're coming back now I did not know about this when did oh wait that happened just before they tried to reach the door right back up a little bit just before they supplies and reinforcements yeah and then the second in the command just wouldn't know it doesn't matter they're coming back with reinforcements and we're sitting around having story time I mean I wouldn't worry about it it's probably going to take him a while to get back oh damn it guys grab your weapons and let's get to the roof ing that's it that's the reinforcement that's that's nothing that's like yes yeah two guys in a wagon yeah this will be easy the man they're they're dead tried to breach to do that the bridge was not finished yeah I guess they didn't share the same vision as you buddy it took a decade to build an army this time now they're gone what happened ah who else feels really bad right now I feel somewhat bad this is pathetic it is just dancing should I take him out no no no no no no might be better we got a lot of noise it's a very sad person well it's not like he's gonna try to take the castle again so we just leave him alone you know doralis maybe we should invite him in and vitamin Drac yeah you know I mean God what are we gonna do what am I going to do it's gonna be fine it's not it is it's not you're you're very talented you built that beautiful bridge out there you could probably do that you know for work that's a really nice Bridge you could build them on site that sounds crazy yeah but you did it already yeah it does right here you're right oh no no it would take too much money I I don't have the man I don't how much money what how much money would it take to start that I I I don't know I guess with uh the the labor the materials the transportation around 40 gold 40 gold okay how much percent of the company would I own wait what what are you doing names invest in this bridge company uh I guess uh 25 percent Lord Conejo has offered 40 gold for 25 percent of his company do you have any sales and right now we are in pre-revenue no too much no sales who's gonna pay that memes has turned down the offer and rodon would like to take you up on that offer of 40 gold at 25 you don't have any money murdon murdon is out I would like to make an offer walking when did you get here 30 gold for sixty percent contingent on doralius going in with me absolutely not I'll take a piece of that action what is going on here no I'm just saying I mean I could be in Walking has offered 30 gold for 60 contingent on doralius going with him and I'm not well perhaps I'll start my own Bridge Company you looking for investors walking wait wait the neebs what is it gonna take for you to invest in my company 20 gold for half the company fifty percent okay uh anything I bring a lot to the table they don't call me Mr wonderboom for nothing or at all okay okay the nibs you have a deal yeah yes all right we gotta get to work I'm thinking we brand this thing the Wonder Bridge oh I like it yes the one that rise did that really just happen business dreadius business Australia's they're real [Music]

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Id: I1a8S5qwqIA

Length: 332min 18sec (19938 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 04 2023