An Easily Frightened Person Plays Amnesia: Rebirth

i think i'm ready not mentally but i am oh no what in the world am i doing a bad decision like my heart is already pounding i couldn't i keep imagining what might go wrong ha same dude there's so much monkey oh my god oh yes everything's going wrong what the [ __ ] oh [Music] what a great trip [Music] [ __ ] jesus lord are you [ __ ] kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me i'm struggling okay we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good this is fine there's also a fly in front of me ah [ __ ] i don't have company but i want company oh [ __ ] yeah and old amnesia fashion let's go don't [ __ ] with me i have a plate here now i'm definitely safe i have a fork nothing can hurt me now i have a fork oh my god why is there blood no is this a good idea boo you can't scare me i was ready oh damn that sucks right now pretty okay i know that's gonna change that's all right sun's out you can see pretty far you can't get jump scared in the middle of the day right say that open up get out of here alex conspicuous okay just all right we're just gonna yeah okay [ __ ] you i don't even [ __ ] know where i am um san diego california i'm taking off my headphones because i feel like this is a good setup for a jump scare i've got my headphones on still i'm not a coward i am this isn't a friendly cave it's a bad cave but bad things happen i thought you said a bad cave i was like batman batman he's here to save you hello this is us oh man me i brought this here then why the [ __ ] were you back at the plane woman wait people are right this game is called amnesia you know i wasn't gonna say it dummy god woman why would you just remember to forget to throw you're just [ __ ] removed i don't know what like enemies or monsters there are in this game but whatever they are i'm sure they're gonna be really mad they keep breaking all their [ __ ] okay cool cool cool cool cool very cool very nice very [ __ ] awesome that's that's me down in the cave voice training is that a sleeping person or is that a dead person it might not be a person it might just be like a lump cloth yeah bash to death with a brick wake up look at him okay wait let's try again they'll wake up they'll wake up we'll figure it out wait hold on they'll figure it out they'll figure it out wake up one more time let's go our our trusty plate will do the trick abracadabra all right i'm leaning back yeah oh no i think they're dead i think you're good i i i i think i think i think that's okay i think you're good i think you got this are you sure yeah yeah no i think you know this is fine why does the plate sound like it's hitting porcelain when it's hitting the body [Music] oh well i i mean she definitely ain't getting up now like you've literally got her head on a platter you guess i think oh he's dead let's get him out you need him to tell you what the [ __ ] going on oh hey i can read this these devils are still in the damn room a song what's the song about i [ __ ] don't know how to like how to really explain like poetry in a translation literally book read the girl rebecca was like guys in the front are like well and then i said to my boss i said you can have my money but you can't take my freedom and i walked out on him and then i went home and i hit my wife wow just a sign at a time i suppose hi oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm gonna put the creepy doll away i'm not [ __ ] with that i'm good take your [ __ ] car oh you gotta make it sound you gotta make you gotta get into the mindset of your bullying the monster you know okay i've got it go bully him where are you [ __ ] bully him i'm gonna call you stupid little monster little baby man no you [ __ ] you think you're so cool you think you're so [ __ ] smart that's the attitude oh no the textures are too bad you can't hold on my eyes no what oh what's wrong with me please let me go scare here oh my god slenderman nice mustache can't believe it stayed on you this entire time skeleton's got a mustache there's something else here isn't there it's like ha debated this is what you have to be careful about just kidding oh like that chance let me through up yeah not like that though f that's the k oh there's a c hey now we just need the u i'm trying to get the eye yeah it's a german word for [ __ ] this is actually yeah when you like go [ __ ] you it's like dish well it doesn't matter you know what it does it's close enough we did it i have to remember fine it's gonna be [ __ ] funny if your [ __ ] husband is dead at the end of this look it's a little car oh my god oh my god the car didn't like that [Music] oh no mom i lost my toy are you [ __ ] humming in there stop that bro can you [ __ ] stop trying to play with my toys play with my plane [ __ ] you i know you're my [ __ ] husband you're not real just start throwing things at your husband and child no you're not no you're not no you're not what do you want what do you want no what do you want no what the [ __ ] my baby's disintegrating ugly it's an ugly [ __ ] baby oh i don't want to turn around i'm not gonna turn around i'm not gonna turn around i'm not gonna turn around i'm not gonna turn around nope nope oh well i mean now i have to turn around uh hey han the house is disintegrating again what the [ __ ] death stranding by hideo kojima ah man i'm pregnant oh yes oh cool we forgot we were pregnant no no no no please no no oh good dad i'm a [ __ ] idiot bro just take the one oh [ __ ] we're out of here all right time to go home again get [ __ ] oregon great man there were so little things that were following me i know crazy just look at me the [ __ ] do you mean check on your baby press x to check on baby pat the baby pet the baby pet the baby put the baby get the baby pet the baby see i feel bad for crossing this fence but if we accident oh that's a bowl but if we accidentally throw our bowl over there i oh i have to get it now i really have a unique way of playing video games it seems yes well it was nice well awesome see you guys later it's like having a kid along oh jeez sorry oh the kid you left behind you [ __ ] hello turret segment hey there hey there how's it going in there huh no why would i want to go in there it's all right sweetie it's all right [ __ ] was that a big [ __ ] rat that's a big [ __ ] rat he just wanted he just wanted the bottle he wanted his bottle i'm going to the bathroom hello mate i'm from australia there he is time to no leave you go let's just keep running don't hesitate nice nice nice very nice one one that's not you can't [ __ ] stupid baby [Music] [ __ ] where do i respawn if i were to die no i do assuming presumably you'd respawn at the start of the area that you just entered like at the start of this building okay let's uh let's try it no no damn it oh wait what what oh she's climbing back up what the [ __ ] what's happened what dude she's a [ __ ] monster dude the baby i swear the baby's got like a self-defense mechanism in it that just turns you into someone who isn't an idiot yeah you throw that joke you're right i almost [ __ ] vomited out of fear what no what what what what the [ __ ] just keep pulling keep pulling on it yep go go you got it you got it you got it you got it you're all good you're all good hon i hope i didn't you didn't hurt your baby but you did [ __ ] hurt me i hope you're proud of yourself what ah yes cool vibing with the stone tablets man i i vibe with the fact that you guys are such cool dove i'm worried this is a good setup for another [ __ ] monster to come around i can't believe we're in the womb garden finally sigmund freud would be so proud of us not the womb the world maybe it's growing oh it's growing big oh it's growing really big monkey um him sell him quickly oh oh oh did he's [ __ ] die oh i'm so heavy that's what i say i wanted to make a joke about someone's [ __ ] and then i'd lost it immediately with you inside me i got an achievement for breaking stuff well i mean at least someone recognizes your achievement hello rocks rock rocks dwayne the rock johnson it's just so funny like in the fiction she's just running around and just reaches out and just grabs things without even looking and just smashes them against the wall yeah what's the issue hello it's just funny you know it's just got some [ __ ] you [ __ ] you're dead rip you but i'm different vibration rock holy [ __ ] it's going ham this one's going crazy this one's going this one's listening to some heavy metal hey you know what country girls make do just the temptation to just disconnect and go to bed no shen no oh my god she's so pregnant please that thing's gonna like give the baby a concussion if you shove it up there you have to leave one so that it can tell the tale of your malice to the rest of its pop friends ready femur it's pretty humorous i have a phone to pick with you of course mickey do you think the elder torah that's chasing after us is gonna be dangerous no no the terms of service guys there's penis no yep [ __ ] see i can't get banned for that i think i sure hope i can't oh by the way fed when you're editing that please censor the [ __ ] for the love of god youtube's gonna [ __ ] annihilate me post edit where is this [ __ ] door i'm going to [ __ ] my pants why are you crying little little boy maybe because he's dead oh oh no the sound of my titties hitting the bars of my minecraft jail oh my god oh [ __ ] oh no no no no no no oh my god i'm dead hey buddy he wants to hold your hand it's smooth he wants to hold your hand oh wait he recognized you wait what wait what what the [ __ ] [ __ ] jesus christ stop stop stop i fear god and his cruel plan is what he wants to do you know i don't know if there's anything we can do right now can you unlock the door and get in well yeah that's like the only way forward um i don't want to do that yeah no i i mean in the way of like that seems like the only way forward uh i i know that that's how you had to do it but i don't want to do it oh god oh he's gonna [ __ ] die now oh [Music] oh i tell you it's the [ __ ] baby dude [Music] [Laughter] baby's having like dementia we were in the desert what a fun time we had back then throwing stuff in the desert ah that was a good experience oh my god oh sorry fellas wrong door feels kind of like we're playing with fire here ripped up see i told you it's a [ __ ] baby you gotta ask yourself what are you willing to put up with today [ __ ] you demon baby get off the [ __ ] chair this is not time to relax can you look up a guide i'm really not in the mood um yeah just as we need to head down to the shuttle how do we get down to the shuttle don't know let's see if it will take us home i don't think it'll take you home oh hey yeah the guy just says the shuttle will unfortunately not take you where you want to be [ __ ] you oh my god [ __ ] this game [Music] i've had enough of this [ __ ] monkey get out of here against twitch chat that we're about to give birth we're swimming through water through a fleshy tunnel towards and outside of some kind it's symbolic are you no longer pregnant nope oh god ma'am you've seen worse come on yeah you're only giving birth if i'm wrong and this baby isn't [ __ ] possessed i am going to have a heart attack you know i mean at this point it's your new if you die not on me like i'll take responsibility for everything else except for this you did this to me oh i'm sorry i didn't mean it the baby she's coming finally someone in this room has a gun gonna [ __ ] kill me or we're gonna kill the doctor one of the two well the baby's gonna come out of vagina and instantly kill the doctor there's so many ways this could go wrong you push so hard the baby just comes out like a cannonball for you the child comes before everything else even the lives of your friends your husband all she wanted was the child just that no look at what you've become through your own misplaced sentiment now i must do what you would not if we are to be cured against our lives what is yeah oh now we're the monster you know [ __ ] cable stuck cable okay see you later i'm not gonna do it do it do it do it do it monkey i thought i cured her in that horrible place you showed me a temporary respite as with her sister the illness is too deeply rooted i am sorry so we lost this we lost we lost the energy baby oh no oh no oh no no no don't show the teeth oh god we're showing a t oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you are the ugliest baby i've ever seen so if you want the provider ending which involves you going back to paris with amari you take that battery you walk out of the room and you sneak past the empress and go through the portal but doesn't she die automatically shrug you know what i'm sick and tired of this i'm just gonna [ __ ] put her back and i'm gonna turn into a monster [Applause] oh jesus oh okay tell me show me yeah oh my god i did it i made it i managed to go for it you played through an entire [ __ ] horror game never again i'm so proud of you i'm not

Channel: Shenpai

Views: 266,747

Rating: 4.9782333 out of 5

Keywords: Funny, Horror, Amnesia, Amnesia: Rebirth, Jumpscares, Jumpscare, Monster, Horror Game, Scared, Shenpai

Id: LSyGsvsEyN4

Length: 24min 18sec (1458 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 04 2020