The Real Voices of Pokémon Sun and Moon

for you oh [ __ ] no she's hot it's time candy is evolving wait I know you he's making new apps as we are currently speaking can you stop with the beeping dude he's currently beating all of your high scores all of them every single one she likes holding hands I don't know what to name him biggie smalls there you go oh my god it works it works now we have biggie smalls in our party watch getting angry raged small I mean big large beans everywhere how you throw in the bubble and like eventually like the water just starts tearing like slightly pink because like the left take you ah Thank You Monique I give you them healer [ __ ] killer wait I can use his golf club even if I can triumph over myself in golf when it comes to chiming over my opponent in a match that's the whole side to the water oh it's that kid it's farmer Joe whooping the tree part that's my dream for this the dream Park to bring the ancient world back to life I never watched Jurassic Park I don't know how this will backfire I can't believe we're gonna die [Applause] here you go I brought Gila forage bag it's also where I keep my lunch so you have to bring it back okay time for Mallos trial to begin start oh you found a shoe you found the body and then mallow comes up behind you hi you weren't supposed to see that now you have to die I brought a big club and a rare bone no escape actually in that [ __ ] pokedex the Pokedex is called a partner is this the persona oh my god get outta here we're doing your stupid [ __ ] game huh yes yeah gentlemen it's too kid time check the clock look at it boys o'clock say where's Clark state look at the clock what time is it - time you gotta stretch [Laughter] well what's that smell I smell drift in my way could it be a tasty mellow special [ __ ] bird oh my god he's a mushroom boy tiny so what do you think of the largest of my area that's what he says do you like eggs biggie biggie biggie biggie large no child I'm gonna have to get a Pokemon just call it yeah okay all right I'm surprised it hasn't happened already yeah it's gonna happen naturally just know what you find like a jiggling puffiness my god yes oh you must perish you should have not crossed my path no there's only one way we can make this thing sound correctly I wasn't acting like I was ten PI that's a dangerous time this years professor this here's professor cheeseburger she runs a dementia research lab yeah she said that you or the reliable silly lying on a beach if I get a bag off some luck guys but it'll be it'll be the real deal someday he could even become a Kahuna just like old Halle before him I wanted to tell you about some of the mysterious phenomena here at Aloha so please stop smoking wife I'd be happy to the ultra wormhole is my vagina my big gaping dripping ultra wormhole the muck falls out who knows to me Ultra beats really out there I wonder what kind of music news you finished all through your college trials are you staring at me if you had the chance to protect your Pokemon would you marry dad don't you loose another Pokemon but mom it's just my boobs and I'm very guilty yes--that's would kindig lose beat up so mad now that I want to beat up on some fools I told you this was the bad part of town you want some that's how we say hello nice knowing you pogs will do to you what we did the markiplier look at this [Laughter] [Music] [Music] yeah right that's where mom see my Jigglypuff told me that fades away with his grave all we're gonna kill you laughs that confused maybe over there I'll become a ghost real soon herb seller wait my fish was Oh No exploded I wasn't ready no this is not a Nuzlocke thank God way to get too emotionally invested I can't believe you deleted your donkey you breed that bad well Gigi for sure I know video game job the donkey boy has ascended no he's got like no he's got like rave socks look at that you're on fire partner okay full 4z moon inferno overdrive thank you never a day game it's just like well this is it yeah it means I love golbat but mess with anyone in team school again and I'll show you how serious I can get [ __ ] Lily got lost against life now I've got to go the mask royal has a match and there's no way that I'm missing it I paid $20 for those goddamn seats that masked royal what do you think he looks like under that mask anyway probably a real looker I like it poor salad let me heal it for you who's that talking I like the idea that your trader has like short-term memory like like you seen Olivia like three times now oh my god is that tabbouleh there's someone here to clean up the ruins those bodies continental cross you're going down with me oh well there we go all right imagine getting so mad that you pick up a mountain who shows less expression shrimp eyes character or Biggie Smalls you try use Raiders who's got that big goofy like grin pasted on her face the entire game it's like oh no everything's on fire characters like to brush your ass you know I just realized you've been in every single stream oh my god that's no good well bye everybody oh yes I can't be in anymore I've used up all my time no pay up how much 500 pizzas what about birth certificate she's already eaten that yeah you did you called me up on this court you're like how'd you get that you're like watch this and you crumpled it up into a ball and you ate it and then you hung up without a word terrifying he holds it golly gee what a joyful boy she flex so proud of him that boy has made it through life and has retired and like he just is living the rest of his days like investments [ __ ] oh oh he wants you out of here Schuster this is my first vacation in three years this peak is you invested in Bitcoin you've collected 10% so far thanks we'd like to know what this never beats please come to a place on route 16 if you'd like to know what this number means it's the one that comes after nine but before eleven come on solid we got to give this beast oh I'm a real man of the season I consider my duty to keep the beach safe you cuckoo chuckers are desperately needed those bore pew cuckoo back into the sea so what do you say think what you got to bid to puke a muku like real back your arm and like smacks into another trainer like this get across the water that's tough are you now they're safe back where they should be and the beach is safe for our guests still chatting yes the same castle one so like you're in your hotel a lady knocks on the door housekeeper [Laughter] I'm with your bellhops when y'all hop up you but forgive me I have you to introduce myself would you may call me Father well that wondrous place is ather paradise it's an artificial island made entirely by human bones I mean technology for the protection of puppies of course I'm an adult who keeps his promises so I will provide you to you all the time [ __ ] kiiied will you come join me [Music] yes that is what you said route you said yes you did say no I'm pretty sure you said no but I will say that you said yes when I offered to prove it I get irate at a time but the answer that I want to hear from you is a resounding yes now let's hear it let me tell you about either Paragon take me to Wow leave a big hunk of iron like a prepared ice can float in the sea and it's all because of Pokemon holding up did you know that said right this is aether paradise we are going to business pokemon in the coding machine it'll be hilarious literally the hottest woman in the game excuse me mr. fava yes excuse you we're trying to work here yes branch manager faba [ __ ] [ __ ] welcome to either paradise champagne house my name is looky there to you mister wait I suppose you must be around 11 then I swear to God if you try to bring out your Pokemon we keep Pokemon that I've been targeted by Team skull here I read the passage from your she did I genuinely forgot yeah my grass is always saying that nature's got it's cruel sides gives us blessings your Grandpa's weird pseudo what it was a Pokemon that pretends to be a tree in order to protect itself it's really lame the pc vultures were the first to better private eye in a can't area called bill apparently is a real pokemon maniac give me her son what you must be shin tine House own private island I am the president of the foundation but please just call me loser mean even Pokemon from recent worlds far from the Aloha region are worthy of my love oh you sweet boy you sure do know how to make a woman feel right pretty forty you are oh don't you worry you just leave everything up to me old mama loose' means gonna treat you real good we're gonna go out to the gap get you a nice pair of shoes that ain't supposed to happen sorry about that that's what's-her-face my mare back from the laboratory oh it's so small did you come did you throw another world you poor creature that creature we just saw was undoubtedly an ultra beast wikipedia least you are still in the middle of their island challenge aren't they oh and once ma'am [ __ ] [ __ ] and for you champagne a [ __ ] useful thing now your Pokemon concede to the point isn't that way better get you some hydration older wormhole is real I know to be surreal to know it's made today on how it's made mistakes every day what'd you do today I told a Pokemon ago shut up you're just bunch of fish and gain XP [Laughter] the facial of like a fish jumping out of the water and Katy with just a deadpan face just punching it like as hard as I can [Laughter] it's just dexia I'm actually a 40 year old woman hey there what's going on you two your eyes are shining extra bright today in the middle of the night whoa you got to see the ultra beads worm oh that's amazing oh yeah you should buy did you know she's not the reason up on that honey you know I've got no idea what's going on anyway see ya look at her rotate did I come back just in time yeah she's powerful she's [ __ ] pretty and I love her oh my god dreams do come true so cool okay listen and I want you to buy pokken tournament just so you can play as decidua crap you're right why hello there Rotom how are you feeling nice and comfy there that pokedex of yours I got me a mullet now [ __ ] is in shock I'm a pokémon researcher and I'm looking into the regional variants found around here and you must be shin PI huh Jung kook we mentioned you to me looks like your Island challenge is coming along favorably if I want to give a [ __ ] Professor Oak's tell it for easy kick Deborah god damn it Lily look at it oh there's the rager there it is soul-stealing stroke oh my god oh my god he ripped out is the horse soul oh my god just look at those biceps they're bulging with strength I'm calling the police [Laughter] excuse you what do you think you're doing we hired this big fellow to be our caddy I almost said I will sit daddy I'm Markin phew I know right just totally kill the mood with just cheese you little what what's that huh you trying to be here or something why'd you go and do that for huh I'm not a Pokemon I've been born of bread if you've been being dumb this is just a costume like seriously lady are you just here to ruin my day the empty sky broke asunder a hole appearing where had been done a single bezel heard from him it was called the peace that devours the Sun but they haven't come back will you help me find my stuff along route 10 sure why not I've got eight still eight one how did you lose your a stuff oh there's one right here hello Oh God hey is that your stuff it'sa good actually scare you yes you did first the bird no [ __ ] hey yo you're trying to steal our bust huh oh this is the two guys that like trying to be up the stop sign yeah god bless team skull just out there they're out there doing their thing then sorry some teams that's literally I have really big Blastoise over there check it out shin PI you see that Steve jutting majestic peak right over there that's my wife we'll get everybody who's finish their island challenges yeah and up there on the peak of no battle against the island challenge champion time to get our own Elite Four and make our own pokemon league then I won't get bullied at school anymore I [ __ ] teleported by [ __ ] are you a royal ship I let me introduce you this is my god that is Mullane so I'm just determine whether or not you're qualified to take on the trial one more day cousin Danes Kukui who is the master oh you're talking about sucking really whoa oh my god who are you you're getting close to your girl man you must have come here to attempt a trial huh so uh do you like festival Plaza fine whatever let's excited right here we're here right now right now right here love is decide make told about where to point are engaged oh it's so slow come on biggie smalls type of trample this poor thing yes and now we're gonna do the same thing breaking that go wait please I'm sorry dear god no are you shrink you know what if this one's gonna land with you thought you killed me but you didn't do it again I thought you couldn't do that again wait no I take it back I take it back I take it back I have a wife again [Laughter] [Music] as you know we totally destroy every voice in this game we made cuckoo 'yes wife a chain-smoker you guys remember me okay get ready ship I said you want to make a Pokemon League you got rocks in your skull for turns bring it on the both of you I've been researching Pokemon moves yeah so I'm always ready oh yeah you gotta beat the man to be the man boys yo for real [Laughter] you should learn your place oh my god oh please conv looks like what did I do yeah that's a good question this is this is this is goos what we're talking about so I'm gonna think of something it's it's a boy Kuzma red straw but we'll have no Sochi there Cucuy mp3 pokemon it water is your boy Guzman oh the Haiti boss who beat you down and beat you down and never lets up yeah big bad Kuzma is here greetings cowering public we have an exciting bout for you tonight in the opposing corner the Pokemon professor cuckoo and in this corner the boss of Team skull and the hardest guy around Guzman here we are Kukui fellow rejects who never could become captains it's about time we cut out all the silly garbage and make something new for ourselves trust me I get that after all everyone already knows who the strongest trainer is on these islands speak for yourself Kuzma I had other dreams see let's see Guzman show me your moves and prove you are just all talk if you really can that is right chin PI don't you agree bring me into that you're one of the kids on our island challenge you don't look like hollows grandson shrimp ire awkward niche unleash some powerful moves thank you the strongest trainer on these islands Kuzma why don't you battler this mu fanatic is getting me all riled up your head is gorgeous why even bother with the island challenge what's the point of it oh no won't you dumb kid watch closely Kuechly someday I'm gonna destroy you but first I'll destroy everything you care about you're a pokemon card collection what is what's it looks like here it is in human form it's your boy Kuzma ship your [ __ ] voice acting [ __ ] liars no I [ __ ] love it so much and every single time we stream Pokemon to get it it's like I that's the one thing I'm so excited for like don't really ship it's it's amazing I love it so much I love it too it's so great and honestly you make business so great let's go boys I see great work I guess Kuzma what's wrong with you now's the time for your vlog to team to let loose and destroy everything it was shin PI right I'll remember you as someone I'll be happy to beat down any time where's goodbye nice moves I could feel my soul shaking you go cousin this is the Zeke restore the CID UI the evolution of the Ralad you know in case you didn't bother to evolve it or whatever you chose Mullane gave me that yeah where'd I go just thinking about it makes me worried they sound like a scary group what an idiot I'm an adorable little girl [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] 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Channel: Shenpai

Views: 961,791

Rating: 4.9674468 out of 5

Keywords: Funny, Pokemon sun and moon, Pokemon SM, Pokemon Sun, Pokemon Moon

Id: LSK49TJmuGE

Length: 32min 10sec (1930 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 25 2017