Amy Schumer & Goldie Hawn Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED

oh I'm Goldie Hawn and we are doing a wired complete interview right my name's Schumer and I'm doing that with her where's my toadstool what Amy Schumer what is Amy Schumer long what is the theme song for inside Amy Schumer I was written by quick slow yeah I love that I migrate I do one is Amy Schumer famous for I'm trying not to say something dirty but it is anal so margin okay what does Amy Schumer look like Google Gisele what is Amy Schumer's favorite app phone or like potato skins what is it what is Amy Schumer's ethnicity it's not interesting you know I think we're both like Austrians yeah that's right so we have had the Austrian you know sort of the Ashkenazi kind of thing and you know I had a couple horse thieves and few people that were of note and I still think it's a gypsy mess yeah I swear I do oh we're just without yes well we'll meet all your gypsy needs okay what does Amy Schumer eat everything okay okay what is going on doing now doing now I'm with Amy Oh what else am i doing I just finished building a house secondly I'm working with my foundation which I've got almost two million children now across the globe doing this program mind up mind up thank you and that's kind of what I'm doing what is Goldie Hawn painting before how dare you google that it's just a very verbal who is Colby who are these people limits what color is Goldie and homecare you're looking at I know it's crazy I know it's hard to believe but that my air is not colored why most one worth a listen to it we we I mean it just came I'm like it's just way to join em accessory thank you up what program is going on I'm a perfume addict I love your perfume but why do people know what you all I don't know I'm actually weirded out I know it is kind of where now I'm scared there is kind of a thing but I will say there is a Jasmine perfume that I wear did you get into that yeah yeah but I feel to be wearing it but I do like sniff it what I did do a lot of great meeting nobody know anyway i from here is my passion which is Goldie Hawn eat green juice I'm eating vegetables I have ups I do coconut juice I you mad bad I like oysters yeah and I like go wine what is Goulding on eating I guess in the movie death becomes her I'm trying to remember I don't have a mirror like eat it well I don't have a full-on aunt chicken this is scary yeah I know because you know that gave me anything oh this is Amy Schumer dating amber rose that is no no you would love her you know I was a stripper actually an Amber Rose I mean it sounds like I mean are we all strippers you are and that's true I'm strapped but you know why they asked us because my guys at the MTV was here first bit we kissed and I like when all we're even doing a bit oh right like the sexiest oh okay got the raw night they got the ride yeah that scene better play you have fun and then all of a sudden seems like a thing is Amy Schumer from Long Island solid represent yeah yeah exactly I like do you rich long that's the only thing it's lean - yeah I got a dick is her name right is Amy Schumer left-handed that's like what all the guys I've ever like jerked off ass because I was so bad oh really you're like are you left-handed right away no so quick I'm sorry about that okay is Amy Schumer but you behind bars oh that's really funny I know I've read a couple times but I've been arrested for getting in in fistfights over in cities where I'm not in I'm not lying borrower she's not but thank you oh this is me this is you okay how Goldie Hawn how is holding on people will like Chicago is Goldie funny Goldie's good good yeah I'm really good moving to new house kids are great life is good I'm sitting next to my other daughter this is all working out so so far how was goldie hawn discovered I was dancing and that a man came up to me and asked me if I had agent and I said no and he said here's my card and I said thank you very much and I put it into my brach as I was getting ready to go back to rehearsal and I just thought he wanted a date and I never called him again until they called me at my apartment afterwards and said Isis Goldie Hawn well we're waiting for you here at William Morris Agency and I went you are and I got in my car which did not have a floor in it okay you know I think this our own yeah kind of like that it was an old jalopy and that's how good that sounds started oh my god never know when you today knows what's going to happen so may God biess is different in Grace's it's how people are at just dancing at least it wasn't on a table yeah okay that's true how bullion doing again like you feel just donít know there's an eye on containing a sweetness and a concern I just want to share with you I'm fine who's worried about you and I'm good I know and I'm still riding the miles babe and Raymond look at your eye and you know as a very sweet thing so I I appreciate it okay let me ask how I lose okay how to get goldie hawn how to get holding on hair a little bit threatening a little bit scary because getting my ears a different thing of like replicating my yeah your hair how i was great it does and well first of all when I was born I was born bald mmm now I came out blonde really blonde the color is that was the things how do you get it I guess you have to come from Laura home and run on just come yeah it fell true see I got it's easy I came out and I would I'm blonde tall as holding on Goldie Hawn is five foot six inches tall perfect in every way I wish I was five seven yeah but you can I lie about it yeah okay there we go oh can blonde evolve I think that blondes have nothing to do with evolution there were no blonde monkeys no I there well you know listen I've seen a monkey or two and I've seen some hair and I look at that and there are streaks and they do you know there's streaks of one can blonde make a good wife I don't know how to answer that yeah no I mean I I've never been a good way okay can blonde be Jewish yeah ten blonde make a ginger baby absolutely why not like the hair color not you're not picturing like a little gingerbread man right it could be but I wasn't thinking gingerbread know everything like a redhead well first of all blondes actually have a lot of red in their hair true yeah yeah so my family had a lot of red hair mm-hmm and I call it kind of that ginger look yeah I say yeah yeah we can make a ginger baby for you I know of one right up okay come on I hope on the try oh my gosh Ellen here Blum be email we're skipping that Kim blonds count let me tell you look at you three ways okay good that we can you know our blonde dying out and what an interesting idea those work that laws are dying out our blog and raising evil no I learned that I mean it's not surprising people just want to kind of check in on you I was called II doing no no but their level of curiosity I find interesting one thing is that we learned nothing but we have fun oh so fun this isn't fun game it kind of well is it a game I don't know but anyway it was fun I know yeah

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Length: 8min 46sec (526 seconds)

Published: Tue May 09 2017