Among Us Got Talent - Among Us #13

uh knock knock if i was on if i was not on cooldown you'd be dead just know that are you crying five four got you wait is that jack he's trying to bribe the killer hey what's up blue pews wait where are you oh hey what's up hey what's up what's up chill what's up just chilling so everything's water into the bridge now just making sure that place doesn't oh yeah yeah yeah for sure making sure the place doesn't fall apart me too just did some numbers oh numbers that's great all the way up to 10. you've been doing really good at numbers lately thank you thank you i [ __ ] up i'm so dumb you're distracting me stop talking no just kidding bottom left top right middle top right bottom left top right okay top middle right okay okay all right did it work you've already searched a troll all right let me be i'm just trying to help you to learn it better oh okay that makes sense i appreciate that thanks yeah yeah anything to you man i got you all right well thanks for following me i really appreciate that i'm sure you'll protect me if anything goes down right oh it's corporate okay all right this time wait i gotta wait for it my bad and it moves does it move is that jack at the bed okay so what do i have left okay my last tasks are all here oh hey what's great i knew you weren't gonna die hey man where'd she go oh hey how you doing lately yeah pretty good yeah cool what's your favorite task uh the one in balcony i'm gonna do that now actually see ya why did i tell him where i was going one more okay now we wait irish people look like potatoes they're all round and weird you only get one dave irish people suck he doesn't need me irish people stink yeah good job guys good job guys good job when he says his favorite episode of happy with is episode 69. it's good oh that's a classic i'm gonna watch episode 16 okay it's me all right who's who's imposter jayden she has tiny legs she'll never catch up on us wheezing through the wall i was just saying jaden will never catch us that's true and if she goes we can outwit her with our intelligence with our smarter bigger brains i can't even say brains from brains we can actually try here it's actually making it hard to do the numbers wait wait wait i actually can't hear it if i send outside and you scream i can't really hear it go in the corner of the screen i want to see how good it is you're right i heard one ah how many hours did you do 15. oh my god dude we're safe this is easy okay yeah why would we think of this okay we'll do the last one in cafeteria i want to see a stack of bodies here no glare you're ratting out again is she camping the hallway that's pretty smart actually she's camping the whole way isn't she jaden are you camping are you camping the hallway i am oh that's [ __ ] i can't go past you then you never know when my cooldown is ready uh i'll just i'll just wait here okay yeah all right i don't even no don't you can't leave your spot you can't leave your spot then someone might pass you yeah you're right yeah well there's no one down here i can tell you that i can hear you just barely it's like you're yelling down the hall because i am yelling down don't no don't do it all right well you're cool then it's definitely ready now you can get a snack but that's not me oh no what the [ __ ] are you doing away from me swedish bad luck she's camping never see us here you think she sees our names no she's blind what is it actually harder here when i whisper a little bit okay um what's your favorite asteroid um then big one you know i put you up for such a shitty question it's really my fault i have all my tasks in the top area are you done oh i have to go to spawn and la or reactor well what the [ __ ] are you okay okay okay one two three i can hear you super well dude you're echoing through the entire planetarium or whatever it is it's cool it's this is i'm doing a bit don't worry oh sorry don't mean to incorrect here's the bit i said what's she gonna do kill me and then if she does kill me that's like the perfect cutting point you see okay so just keep saying that until it happens yeah yeah okay good all right last task last task this is it last task [ __ ] [ __ ] yes oh my god i was the last hey where were you guys i couldn't find it i was in the greenhouse i was in the green i don't know how you didn't hear him screaming when you asked that he was there i'm always the last one to do all the tasks i keep thinking i do it but i guess i'm impostor you all get 10 seconds to run away thank you that's his impostor voice he's very serious he's lying don't trust a word guys i am not lying i have never killed anybody did he just run past me what the [ __ ] oh you're alive what the [ __ ] he just came oh run all right jack you're dead oh my god well well well if it isn't mr swede that's me i'm the only swede oh everybody hold the door close on me hello everybody get away from me what are you doing hello everybody i'm here joe one of us is gonna have to run for it okay hello everybody you distract him you're gonna have to take one for the team you understand someone's gonna have to sacrifice welcome to the hallway of death who's around here oh dude i've done this [ __ ] thing three times let me just do it and then you can kill me all right you slam something dude that sounds like a broken keyboard all right turn up no it's very sturdy all right go honestly i've not even killed you i don't remember that was it here is it middle wait chat was it metal why am i distracting you oh sorry oh you're really focused you're gonna just kill me you kill me please i don't want to do this just kill me okay that's hilarious is there anything more fun than doing simon says it's left left right i did it i did it i did it yeah i still have all my tasks i'm starting to see why i'm always the last one now all right this is the last one are we going to win now for [ __ ] sake oh my god felix always the last shut up oh we won hey i'll take it all right don't say who you are beautiful noises so if i find the imposter hypothetically i don't say it now do that one learn that on the recorder honestly okay wait how do i play with notes like that hey corpse i want to show you something wait what do you want to show me this way you can be like a bod what are you going party he's here he's here guys that's fine i'm enjoying this you want to give it a shot everyone has card swipe yeah um you've you've really grown thank you oh course he did a harpsichord this one's for you jack i'll play that on his funeral i'm siren head this is your whole thing now i love it please more music inspiration oh no it's not copyrightable of course no it's something else right it's cafeteria still okay so two in med bay let's get those what's your favorite song i'll play it for you you got that sorry but you gotta go man i'll play i'll play the song of that no dammit don't speaking in codes just cheating hey let's let's put some irish yes please the password to call it somebody in ireland is a good guy yeah the good ones finish these lyrics choke me like you lost me because you love me when you i love you corpse i gotta wait i guess they didn't do it right does anyone know the lyrics quick quick wait what did we get what did he say oh god it's so close what happened here did you just did you know that i said i knew his lyrics and they were all good and he left me alive okay good good that's how we keep alive gotcha so you've got to go on his genius page now make sure you memorize them corbs genius make a sack pippa lap got all these manchester no face like it's no way i could stop myself yeah he just asked me the white t lyrics so you can't use that song okay uh uh thank you problem solver well then you can roll the dice huh philly pretty pen up when i'm swerving through the night uh got a million [ __ ] and they trying to hit my line stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] finna sweat up switch up on a dime with the cash where the women they all can lose their mind i just want some lawyer brothers making money trying to grind but yeah y'all just want to talk man oh i'm doing it wrong voice that you think something try so hard to find uh keep playing pretend [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] what you want i don't give a [ __ ] who you need i actually haven't heard this song you don't worry about that when you're screaming in your room your neighbor's just gonna get brilliant i haven't really i have good neighbors they're they're all right they know my neighbors said that make you should have changed him that's garbage man god god damn it you didn't spill the wine on your dick what the all right so i learned the chorus and i'll do it right now okay here we go here we go turn them up there you go excellent vocals actually instrumental by felix thank you thank you i was dancing you couldn't see it but next time whoever sucks gets to die oh no what if so wherever it's imposter is the judge right okay okay show on town so we have to plead for our lives okay i am going to do my impression he's prepping something this is going to be good okay okay here we go okay i've heard this a lot but it's good okay hey he's been put on the spot he's first a guy dude that's so like that was it that's so like him do i live yeah yeah you can live you got it you got it jack all right come on i'm also irish okay what not real irish corpse ah all right yeah it's just in my blood okay no no no no no okay here we go got a support got a story story okay an irishman goes to the doctor well after examining him says you have some problems with your hair but if you take these tablets i think it will be okay so the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks do i have to take them every day no replace the time take one on the monday skip the tuesday take one on the wednesday skip the thursday and go on like that two weeks later the doctor is walking in down the street and he sees the patient's wife hello mrs murphy just kill him just kill him oh so what happened to this googling aloud guys okay okay all right definitely you die if you google okay pj you're up next plagiarism immediately okay let me know if you can hear this this is this is one thing i got let me know if you can hear that i heard you say bobby baby bobby boopy okay yep that's it that's the that's the talent oh there's nothing broken i didn't hear his it do it voice more times better ten more times okay you keep doing that yeah so he caught his turn i'm dario i got love in my tummy really far i'm just gonna go for it keep going what's that was that a lion and that's what's gotten me this far i mean that's pretty good i'm i'm kind of simping yeah honestly it got me through the round it should get him through the road yep thank you uh okay uh knock knock how about this when i hear a bad cat joke just just kid then i'm voting him no no no no no no no no no no no no that's that's not it's my fault you're a cat you have to vote him yeah that's right that's my stuff man oh no okay so who is going to be the winner on the skeleton honestly honestly whoever's got the better corpse between the two of you i think a rap battle is in order a rap off like one of us has an advantage here so yeah you don't have to rhyme i'll i'll i'll say you can have a rap battle with that right it's a roast battle okay i can't do this i don't like people them him out you're trying to pick me against corpse she's doing this it's the classic corpse classic he always does this at the end of it because he saw me doing it it was me i did all of it god damn i feel like i made the most effort out of there at least trying isn't worth it yes well done looking for some high level gaming gear check out face okay but of what top scientists have determined that wearing base gear makes you a better gamer with at least two percent basis for everyone no matter what level you're at but you need to be at least six eight to order which i am for you have before december 11th to place your order and 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Views: 4,360,575

Rating: 4.9598961 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: pr2AgOMx5Go

Length: 23min 50sec (1430 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020