amazing stock photos.

we are we are pretty bad boys so bad stock photos fits us right right up the alley step whining cage the humans yes I agree do you remember that meme back in the day like in Soviet Russia bored have you in cage this is us recording sad milk in the cage when they're watching us do you think it's a pinata head like if you smash it real hard that little bird candy will come out I think it's probably a furry in there just living out there yeah what happens when you discover pornhub for the first time no if you squint it looks like Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory Sheldon can be kind of a hand full penny should be the night David Tennant I don't agree I should I think I should fit more as the master just being chaotic and weird know you and make a good master and the master s class and I have class yeah I have a sonic screwdriver too if you like get in the water and go deep and you just like [ __ ] it actually thats exhibit squish the blobfish on the right is what we would look like if we went into space without suits on all of you to react to this okay so the rats are controlled by the geckos the only bad thing with this picture it's that this kind of ratted out the conspiracy very trashy abut like all of you to get ready to view this and tell me your honest opinion - selfie of this gentleman's ability to [ __ ] be a man married this hunk of a lab you still see him holding the vape in the picture ah it's thick like a lady is this like a budget smoke machine yeah Oh God you've killed himself with a banana gun oh that's David Tennant again that's the same guy from earlier hang on let me scroll out now not the same guys the same sideburns yeah any images do to you okay wait is it weirder that the banana at the top side is not peeled like I feel like you'd want it peeled fully before stabbing yourself through the head with it why are you go the logistics of bananas suicide well wouldn't the skull like peel the full banana for you this is so weird that's why you're talking with logistics of bananas suicide when we could be talking with logistics of Soviet Russia baking time that's a stalker I'll show you this do you like licking fights like bring them in you breathe it in and use the boot sad milk here's a fun one for you guys you guys know about the new US drone program it's it's supposed to be like Annoying Orange loaded with Nerf darts sorry red rockets those are a pair hey Pepe hey Pepe hey oh that's not good they have a child Oh a child and in the kitchen what are they teaching this child the egg shells obviously I had a brilliant idea which is sort of company that sells egg chips and we can call it the shell company let me introduce you to my rock photo lady Edna right Edie Edna which actually my co-workers and I used to have a desk job had a big gives what fat heads are the big like sticky poster things they're like giant [ __ ] stickers but for your wall pretty much that's the best way I can explain it Maya my co-workers bought one of the the inhaler stock photo lady and you can actually [ __ ] all this I know that and do this I love [ __ ] God Tyr I've seen this before I think that's okay my co-workers did that as well and it was just on the wall and we named her Edna and we used to draw like like gang tattoos using Expo markers you can't give me is the text up in the right corner it's like the fortnight font just want to go to med school but for the culinary arts instead you kind of just do what you want wait a minute is that Pizza there like a strudel hang on the pastries application has but I'm getting savory if you catch it's loaded out in the wild it can be pretty [ __ ] but I mean obviously dead more times total y'all ever go to the certain Bay on the internet this is horrendous you know those pictures that boomers used to likes describe hackers moons always like a hooded guy in a dark room with a laptop this is the same thing but you wouldn't download a purse you wouldn't download a car stock photos always have a use they're taken for usage what use would you have for this fish boat outside out of the boat out of the boat yeah this is very cool this whole image right here I can't put my finger on but there's something fishy about this I will this is an actual picture of me hunt like in America oh my I would have be in America oh I'm not wearing hat always free accurate so you're actually not wearing pants right now so that's good oz why do you look like a redneck it's like we're a southern state that migrated up north for some reason got a lot of heads they're us I do like farming heads also you know I'm gonna stop the joke bear yeah you like corn to this extent when it's blue should be no yes we do Oh a pretty corny dude no if you fall into one of those big silos with corn you will drown in it this is like that scene from a quiet place this is a real thing this kills farmers every okay oh that's how you get it's just sexually transmitted diseases I giving a helping hand you just hope the brother out like have a cut on your hand or if you have some things to agree just that you touch somewhere else on your body like if you if you get some on your hand you touch your eyes sure but not like through the skin on your hands unless there's a cut or other abrasion yeah I'm gonna take advice from the guy who didn't know what the grapefruit method was gonna lie the grapefruit method is not really a good idea talking about that's like the most like platonic thing you can do with the urinal usually about your grapefruit keeping your pocket that you might their hands are really good bit of rushing for each other that wearing a headset Putin in a jar it is yes that relationship seems a bit plastic to me oh yes let's get high on powdered Donuts very messy with her cocaine she's got it all around her mouth too that's how you party one Tommy that's how you partner because the kid it's crying because the mother stinking and the mothers drinking but cuz the kids crying Jia's older than sliced bread I often wonder this well anyways this isn't Betty White but it kinda reminds me of Betty White energy oh it's the salty lady signal and the blue pill here grandson I may not have any teeth but you know what I can do I can lift this Pop's we go down to the stick he's becoming so big so fast you don't need that time do you yeah I think you've realized how cursed he has become and he has an existential crisis you get the trivia right you get a stay in the car this is the new intro you [ __ ] first part of the trivia which company owns bing energy Coca Cola [Music]

Channel: Sad Milk

Views: 256,515

Rating: 4.9781561 out of 5

Keywords: sad milk, commentary, satire, damien lee, flinders, iilluminaughtii, one topic at a time, oz media, salty reddits, the click, wonderstruck guy

Id: foqlGp3EB7E

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 21 2020