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22 degrees and 37 degrees bacterial results have failed so the water is not in a sellable state for your reference the tvc count should be zero and they were found to be 10 000 plus that's not a fail that's a catastro ten thousand this meant i had to get to the farm shop sharpish to remove the water from the shelves before anyone bought it and luckily i had just the machine for the job because i'd been reunited with an old friend welcome everyone to the new diddly squat fast response vehicle it's great to have it back the fact is if it can handle the roads of madagascar it can definitely handle the fields of chipping norton and it is doing weird i've never driven this car at more than eight miles an hour now look at me i'm literally saving lives here doing this having connected the bowser to what looked like the tank's outlet pipe we started pumping by the way quickly deep into our cars and then i rushed downhill to see if the water was getting to the troughs right we are now in a race with gravity someone should do a tv show where cars race unusual things [Music] [Music] it works i then went back to report the good news to the chaps what about a toilet then well we've got to get something you know there's old people come all right i'm going to go find something to sell it's just never going to stop raising stop raining and stop for eight weeks let me tell you summer this is global warming you racing about all your life in vehicles i'm sorry what car is that over there no mine's electric that van 30 euros of you bowing about in them in other people ruined their [ __ ] world for the next generation just unbelievable hull [ __ ] god oh i'm planting in the back i'm not driving yeah i'm not i'm driving are you oh yeah yeah yeah have you decided i have i'm but i'm famous for driving yeah fish fish fish you can't call them they're not like dogs i do normally like you can see where my net's going to go in yep that's where you've got to chuck it i need to get some food first fish fish no this please please will you just put it well there it says thank you see they they know you're there they don't they're not stephen hawking ready nope steady and go oh yeah i think i've got some oh oh my god yeah i got like in the bucket before they do die oh thanks to my accuracy with the fish food lisa had landed a good catch this is awesome oh my god they look delicious now we've got to get to the pub come on because it's lunch time in a minute okay they've got to go in there and then hilariously the law of england says they have to be oxygenated so i have to have an oxygen tank to keep the water oxygenated for the what is it six minute journey seven minute journey to the pub where they're going to be killed right rusty sorry about this fishes come on car you can know what you can do you want to do it delivered fish before of course in mozambique that went well the the complaints are simply about the risk of changing the village the risk of damaging the village shops it's a little old-fashioned village people generally are not that keen people are a bit bemused with the situation and we never know what jeremy's going to do next i mean he blew up his house dogs barked and people thought the end of the world had come soon the red tractor examiner called and i began my first ever face zoom time meeting jeremy i'm very well thank you how are you and who who how do i get to see you or do i not um i should be on your screen somewhere in a little corner no there's nothing you're on video on microphone on all apps don't work and now the screen's dead when we finally reconnected greetings we're finally there dave the inspector asked for a tour of the farm buildings that is a massive scissor jack that i used in colombia to spot condors and then there's some doors over there from a house that my colleagues blew up dave politely pointed out that he wanted to see farm equipment not old grand tour oh they're over props in a shipping container we thought shipping containers are watertight and secure ready yeah oh oh sorry that might be an alfa romeo yeah what's w025 yeah is it woodland have you ever flown into a really sort of let's say developing world country and they give you a massively complicated immigration for burma and you know when you filled it in which takes an hour or cambodia they put it in the bin i can either go back to london and resume my old life yeah do that you haven't had the oil no no no do that i think i i don't want to go back to london now ever no i'm happy here you like london you know you love london and london suits you and um you've got friends in london you've got a friend in london you know loads of people you've got loads of friends here he wants me to stay because i am a cash cow [Music]
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Channel: The Grand Tour
Views: 564,293
Rating: 4.9613681 out of 5
Keywords: Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May, The Grand Tour, amazon prime video, Amazon prime video UK, amazon prime, amazon prime uk, Prime Video, Prime Video UK, Clarksons Farm, jeremy clarkson farming show, jeremy clarkson farm funny moments, jeremy clarkson farm, diddly squat farm, the grand tour clarksons farm, the grand tour clarkson house, the grand tour references clarksons farm, clarksons farm grand tour
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Length: 8min 11sec (491 seconds)
Published: Sat Aug 14 2021
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