All In The Family | Every Archie Vs George Fight | The Norman Lear Effect

I got something to say gather on everybody I'm gonna make a toast to Archie 's house for my daddy it's been a great experience living on this street and watching this wonderful family of Edith Gloria and Mike I want to thank you bunker for letting me know and letting me see that some white folks are better than other white folks Mom I wish the whole world could lay nice Archie why don't you toast Henry now all right I will ain't nobody making no toast to my brother but me who the hell is that that's proud oh let me get a second can I make my door Meathead get over there I'll handle it say Jefferson are you asking to come into my house no bunker I wouldn't come in there not even if you got down on your hands and knees and sang Manny hey Jefferson I don't blame you kid bro to believe in all the Bible she brought it right leave home too if you was my brother I cut my throat if I was your brother I'd give it a knife oh come on in Bob save your breath Lionel I wouldn't come in there if he was the last white man on Earth [Music] no I ain't I'm out they give out my stoop that's the same as being in my house Stoops don't count Stoops always counts Stoops never count don't turn your back on me so finally the great Egyptian who always reclined to cross my threshold is into their house we'll do it up in a flower in his little Pearl there or is that one of them things that's quitting around no it's real [Applause] I wear a fresh one every day ah you don't blow money on a fresh flower every day no I steal one every day from a blind flower girl joking George they don't know you here he's joking oh hi Mrs bunker hey Jefferson there how are you listen that formal invitation you sent by your wife I think that was very Whitey that's exactly the way I felt when I did it George why don't you take Archie over to the bar and offer him a drink hey Jefferson I seen your hosing down your porch yesterday oh yeah when am I going to see you hosing down yours yes sir give the man a drink please what will it be sir whiskey any particular brand yeah the expensive Brands and what about you sir it's got some soda please yes sir hey hey Jefferson is a switch for you this guy giving you the big yes sir surprise he's a partner then yeah but what I meant was I'm used to having it the other way around oh yeah how many servants you got in that Mansion you living in that don't sound like your voice [Applause] so I see thanks for letting me know come and take a look at this it's a 20 Bill what'd you do here the number be twenty dollars when you picked up your cleaning just now and I gave you 18 change well I remember so what so my 18 was good this 20 is counterfeit was are you sure George I wouldn't be here if I wasn't sure look I checked these serial numbers against our list this is eight nine one seven oh four one two these are counterfeit serial numbers they sound like real numbers to me just say you pass this phony on to me by accident so now all you have to do is reach into your wallet and give me a real one on purpose I ain't no counterfeit that twenty dollar bill I gave you was perfectly good currency of the realm that was printed on 100 percent U.S government Realm when I make some coffee and you can talk right here once you make some sandwiches too I'll see what we got [Applause] you know something glorious suddenly I'm hungry yeah me too what is this New Year's Eve I hope not I hate to think I spelled it with you yeah Louise he's here oh Louise wants to know what happened to her chocolate cake I told Louise that George is over here trying to buy boats with it yeah I'll tell him Louise goodbye Luis wants to see you back home right away imagine that only one day in politics and already he's stealing in private but now he expects me to sign this here petitioners look I hear you loud and clear bunker and I don't need you anyway you ain't the only hungry on the beach why don't you show Mr Jefferson your pants oh yeah yeah as long as you're over here Jefferson maybe you could give me your professional opinion there on this here it's a hole [Laughter] no kidding but I wanted to know was how much you charged me to fix that hole well we even job like that we won you about 12 bucks that's more than I pay for the past four years ago in those days holes were a lot cheaper too oh look at this the boss is delivering a clean and impression that's something new yeah I figured I'd deliver that personally here's your bill that's 475 for the cleaning that's the regular price Jefferson and look at this here you didn't fix the hole or not we had a deal what happened your signature bounced that's what happened How could a signature bounce because you're not a registered Republican you're not a registered anything when's the last time you voted it's against the law for you to ask me that well anyway thanks for your phony signature with it we were able to obtain 25 more which is more than we needed well so I've done you some good so what about the family discount that's only for registered Republicans [Music] what is this world coming to reach me Jefferson all I got to say is here's the yesterday [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Norman Lear Effect

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Id: 6H8jY4fAPs8

Length: 7min 44sec (464 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 12 2023