ALL IN! Asmongold Loses His Mind Death Rolling In Classic WoW

so let me let me look at this statistically I lose two rolls I win one roll I lose one roll I win one roll so that means the next roll that I do I should win oh my god holy this game holy double or nothing double or nothing you want to 100 no wait no wait I want to win a lunatic kabali alright roll your 100th a Azeroth equivalent to playing dice it's very simple you bet gold against each other and you slash roll ten times the amount you bet then your opponent wrote the number you got and the first person to hit one loses roll your 100 all right 71 alright roll the one to 1,000 let's go let's get this out of the way that's fine 475 easy this is gonna get a low roll here he's gonna get a really low roll okay that's two hundred lower to nine overall that 177 easy easy 167 all right overall one six seven oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] man I'm running out of money I'm actually running out of money I've got 70 gold left man I've got seven I've literally lost all my [ __ ] you want me to roll you for all of my money do I go all in do I just roll for for the last of my [ __ ] money man like I feel like that's what I see what you see well I'm gonna run out of money dude like you think it's so [ __ ] funny I'm gonna run enough I'm gonna go all in [ __ ] dude who cares let's go as men what you never stop always going big dick alright alright let's go okay alright I roll 98 okay good I'll roll 700 where are we there it is wait look at that dude I only went down one point dude I only went down one [ __ ] point he rolled a 67 okay all right I roll the 67 that's fine oh all right just a minute I how much gold do I have on my own and there's no way I can lose three times right so what if I got on my alt rogue I went on my alt rogue and I roll the 80 gold on my alt rogue if I lose this 80 gold on my own I will never death roll again I have 80 gold on this one character right here miss librarian am I gonna get hustled by a level one dwarf priests you go all right I'm going that's my 68 roll 100 to see who goes first okay all right I go first all right it's 88 so I'll roll one 800 okay 124 [ __ ] man okay what what do you roll you roll at 31 he rolled a 31 all right all right all right all right here we go 24 easy easy here we go I'm not gonna lose all my money today guys it's not gonna happen I cannot roll one I told you I told you I told you I can't roll one okay there it is see I make my money back man I make my money back okay so here's the thing I have two options I hit a roll for one at 160 and if I win I make my all my money back and more and if I don't make all if I lose it all in I go all-in with all my money all right here we go all right boys I'm going 120 right now all right I hit the 78 roll 1200 third oh my god are you [ __ ] kidding me man this is over no man no man always I been at this game holy [ __ ] my god oh my god [ __ ] you stood uh juice you suck ah this is [ __ ] embarrassing man I knew I should have roll I knew I should have done a big roll man I wasted my good roll 480 dude I knew I was gonna win how the [ __ ] do I do this dude how the [ __ ] do I do this this guy's giving me a thousand gold or a hundred gold okay thanks take the money and roll me wait you want me to take the money and roll you right I gave you your bet what your dissident - gambling you're gonna give me the money so I can roll you okay [ __ ] it let's go all right let's go 100 let's go it's a different ass fun okay alright I'll roll 1 2 1098 that's like a 9 that's a 9 I just rolled a 9 man 35:19 okay that's no big deal 19 18 okay this is not looking good 14 okay 11 okay hey stop dude you roll the - okay am I gonna hit it or not gonna hit what am I gonna hit this one or not of course you are there's no way you went right here to what I hit it so good I hit all your oh oh no no no no ohh yes dude yes dude I knew I would [ __ ] win man what if I rolled for 200 gold right now well if I rolled for 200 should I do that dude so let me let me look at this statistically I lose two rolls I win one roll I lose one roll I win one roll so I've won two so far and I've lost three so that means the next roll that I do I should win okay all right I'll do a hundred gold yeah I'll do a hundred gold it's me and you buddy me and you 100 gold this is where I get my money back all right all right 671 come on come on I'm ready thank you I appreciate that cows thank you very much what I need that no no all right 91 all right I hit 90 157 okay 57 easy 54 come on I'm ready 54 35:19 he's gonna hit a 1 I can feel it he's getting hit an early one he's getting an early one I can see it yeah [Music] da-da-da-dah alright let's go I'm ready alright let me hit the roll there it is ninety ninety dude ninety ninety dude goodbye you're done my mean I'm not gonna roll to you depends all right there it is let me just get this right there roll one thousand dude there it is 404 oh [ __ ] my Gold's not gonna be found alright here we go 104 alright easy okay 65 34 easy I can be 34:8 that's easy I'm not gonna lose okay blah shocks you're at - you're gonna hit it too [Music] block socks all right let's go [Music] [ __ ] dude why they're gonna do this to me man why are you gonna play the game on me like that bro come on all right all right fine fine fine let's go there's your hundred gold about 150 gold love shots about 150 gold 150 gold I make my money back and then some okay all right roll I'll do one more 93 let's go that's only the beginning 25 all right easy we're all 1,500 come on we'll have an 80 oh [ __ ] ohh oh my god man give me that money I'm so [ __ ] sick of this game man but dude I never lose listen man if TG easy let's go 50 G all right let me see Trey put me to put the 50 golden tray I'll warm up all right 50 gold you start all right I'll roll okay there we go 28 I'll go first all right 1 2 500 okay 236 that's good he's afraid man he knows he's [ __ ] afraid he knows he's got [ __ ] all right here we go 37 volt 3717 okay all right he's gonna hit a one here he's gonna hit a one hundred percent come on hit [ __ ] seventeen okay all right just give me a minute roll all right 17 4 oh my god all right I'm not I'm not gonna lose I'm not gonna lose 5050 here we go there it is good good all right good oh no he rolled a 2 as well okay all right two and double or nothing double or nothing you want to do 100 you want to 100 right now yeah yeah yeah here's your [ __ ] money you want to 100 right now do 100 right now hundred [ __ ] it alright let's go let's go I'll 100m right now I can win this I can win this it's not even a big deal I know he's got the [ __ ] money alright roll well I'm gonna win this one I'm gonna get my [ __ ] money back all right go ahead man reroll it's 1 to 1000 well I'm getting beat by somebody that doesn't even know the rules man this is embarrassing 6723 okay three [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] you can overall one gonna roll one you stupid [ __ ] here we go alright [Music] okay okay with the fog ridge roll that one dude you know it's time dude okay all right all right here we go I'm gonna roll one man I just know it okay okay all right okay all right I [ __ ] Imperius Lee I've got 200 gold in my name man all right I'll do I'll do a quick 500 okay let's do a quick 500 buddy move up move up we're sorry fifty-fifty not sorry I don't know why I added that yeah you start all right let's go okay all right go ahead one to five hundred you do 500 no no it's 500 because it's it's the number +20 all right 417 all right that's easy I'm not even worried yet okay all right come on roll again you're 79 62 easy I'm not gonna hit a one oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my oh my god oh my god okay all right [Music] okay okay let me hit a 100 who's who's got a fig enough did too who's got a big enough dick to hit me with the 100 I don't want that 50 [ __ ] hit me with the 100 pay me with the 100 hug all right let's go hug her okay let's go 75 75 hugger [ __ ] dude yeah dude all right here we go 1005 86 586 537 okay 537 that's easy I can beat I can easily be the 537 303 303 okay 96 easy very easy 11 that's 1 1 2 minute [Music] six six to one in six chance he [ __ ] [Music] okay all right [Music] [Music] [Music] let me just [ __ ] trade you the [ __ ] money here's your [ __ ] money alright alright Ferris you want to do 200 if I do this 200 if I do this 200 I could make my money back I just do it I hit the I hit the roll and that's it right I don't even think about it I don't even worry about it I just make it happen you know what guys I think I will this is where I come out positive I have a gambling I have a gambling strategy for okay that's I'm getting up I'm getting a bad roll out of the way right now I'm getting a bad roll out of the way right now okay wait so out of 2,000 he's already down at 546 or 456 please practice social distancing move away from me 456 all right 367 142 the sisters ever seen me coming out positive or negative 71 [Music] all right here we go we're what I rolled the wrong number well I roll the wrong sorry I wrote [Music] I'll let you keep the money if you can do that where are wait he said I'll let you keep the money if you do the fountain jump in one minute I have one minute to do a fountain jump I'll take that bet I have one minute to get my 200 gold [Music] [Music] come on man no no I've got talk about 40 seconds man about 40 seconds I can't I'm gonna make it they say gnomes can't do it wait really so he knew I was gonna lose it no matter what he knew I was gonna lose it no matter what yeah I literally just got no here you go Ferris I'll do 300 you willing to do 300 300 okay all right let's hit the 300 right now I already won just shimmy to go just trained me the gold 77 all right yeah I'm not gonna lose I'm not gonna lose 347 he's afraid he knows it's going wrong he knows he knows I've got it he knows I'm winning this one it's a fact 58 [ __ ] 58 um okay 29 29 all right here we go [Music] I'm gonna I'll go 29 I roll 29 [Music] back [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] that's such [ __ ] man [ __ ] you dude god I Ferris I'm not gonna roll you I will not because you're not gonna give me in them a goal like you really think I trust you to give me the gold I don't even trust you to be the guilt master of Olympus eight oh wait I did and then you gave it to [ __ ] advertise remember that yeah you remember that [ __ ] and now you want me to deathroll you I'm sorry bro but you already roll the one suck on my [ __ ] dick alright [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'll death row you for a hundred goal but right now let's go let's go alright so I'm just gonna take that I'm not when I ain't gonna roll to see who rolls for us 7:53 alright 194 that's easy 13 [Music] I've been here before Oh No Oh No all right Faris right [ __ ] you roll the eight roll the [ __ ] one roll the [ __ ] 50/50 50/50 all right guys listen up he's gonna mauled so hard uh not and not me that's you you're gonna be the one maulding like I'm dude I'm happy I'm about to I'm about to win all this [ __ ] gold what are you talking about I'm about to Maul I'm not gonna roll one right in here at all how to recognize the signs of compulsive gambling compulsive gambling is a recognized addiction just like alcoholism or chemical dependency follow these steps to see if you might fit the profile you will need a willingness to evaluate yourself ok honesty I have that step 1 recognize the number one red flag which is that you are taking valuable time away from your job and your family to gamble step 2 evaluate your financial situation are you borrowing or even stealing money in order to gambling pet gambling resulted in bounced checks and credit card debt ah huh step 3 step 3 uncover the hidden meanings of your actions if you're secretive about your gambling or if you lie about it you are tacitly acknowledging that you have a problem if you've tried to cut back or quit you know that you do that's not making have children that's not really important to get help no it's not me research shows that 50% of the children of pathological gamblers eventually become compulsive gamblers themselves [ __ ] step 4 assess your feelings do you feel guilty and remorseful after you gamble [ __ ] do you gamble to distract yourself from problems or to relieve anxiety the way someone else might rely on drugs or alcohol Oh step 5 look back on your gambling history do you have to keep increasing the amounts you bet in order to which you need the same card step 6 hahaha if you fit the profile casinos used to scope out problem gamblers they play longer than three hours are prone to outbursts and make frequent trips to the ATM machine step 7 gauge your optimism considering the odds against you are your expectations of winning unusually irrational optimism is another side of gambling addiction okay if any of the preceding descriptions apply to you get help for your addiction before you lose your family your friends your job your financial security and maybe even freedom did you know compulsive gambling rates doubles within 50 miles of a new casino according to a federal study why are casinos even legal exam I ever wonder why the [ __ ] is a casino legal I mean why do you have that there just to make [ __ ] money it's a stupid tax [Music] you [Music]

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Length: 27min 35sec (1655 seconds)

Published: Mon May 25 2020