Alien Theories Meltdown - Jerma Thrillville: Off the Rails Stream Recap

[Music] nobody else had this problem where you have a normal night's sleep there's nothing weird about your sleep it's just a kind of a normal night but for some reason you wake up and it it's like you you're living in another dimension just everything's so groggy the world is in slow motion like your head like my eyes feel like they're in somebody else's head why does this happen what happened today any doctors in here dehydrated no i drink a lot of water it's all the cigarettes you smoke i don't smoke cigarettes my voice just sounds like [ __ ] my voice just sounds like this because i i don't know i've had a junkie ass voice the last two years i don't know why your voice is fine well no no no i'm just it usually is but sometimes man i just i got these like cysts in my sinuses and i swear to god even if every doctor has told me like oh they're fine there's nothing wrong with it last year or so man i get like a blockage in my nose my voice gets all junky i've got to get them removed i gotta get them out i don't know even if it's elective just get rid of them why are you getting your nose removed no i'm not getting my i'm getting whatever uh today i'm gonna play thrillville off the rails very highly requested game um i remember a long time ago probably like four at least three or four years ago more than that when i was still making youtube videos a few times a week i played this game for i think 10 minutes and i was gonna make a video on it but some i don't know why i didn't something in the first 15 minutes of the game made me stop playing and i just never came back who do i want to play with this whole game is played in a third person perspective and you can ride all the rides you make and the rides are not normal you're like shooting people out of cannon balls and stuff i don't know who do i want to play as jasmine greg i kind of i kind of like eden it's aaron not i can't do that in 2022. i like this hair hair color [Music] no what is this lucas should we make lucas well it's not it's definitely not going to be eaten anymore it's gonna it's definitely gonna have to be lucas okay this is my park already has a lot of rides games and coasters built in so go have fun and make it your own i was like that's dangerous those nasty critics for some reason they've been giving this part bad reviews while you're getting to know your way around try to find out maybe it's because of the uh the no safety equipment on any of the rides i'm feeling that's why everything you do in the park creates thrills and if you want i'll send you out on missions that will help you make more everything i do is thrills and i can do missions what it takes to be a great theme park owner make your way over to one of those pillars of light and we'll begin okay but wait a minute i own this park i like eight anytime you want to build something simply walk into one of these zones and press the a button oh [ __ ] okay how much uh customization do i have every attraction requires power in order to run power this meter shows you how much power each section of your park has left pay attention what if i run out of power okay i looked down to the lower left i thought i thought that was a cryptocurrency i was like what is that oh and then i've okay that's like a that's a euro say what is that the the crypto euro to build one select coaster from the build menu or walk up to actually build coaster take it from there oh nice oh hell yeah hell yeah and you'll just love some of the crazy new roller coaster pieces i'm designing these coasters do things that people never thought possible amazing huh are people gonna die on this stream i hope not you can talk to any guest you can talk to anyone pressing the a button then select the guest you want to talk to what's the list shown i can talk to anybody in the park hey hey sammy hi there hi make it quick i have to go to the bathroom so i i thought that car was gonna run them over i thought the back truck back there was gonna kill us trivia menu sharks have no bones in their body their skeletons are made of cartilage sharks have no bones in their body their skeletons are made of cartilage okay that means no bones to break which is great for the shark what is it breathing in gas fumes who cares we saw piranha at the zoo they were awesome you saw piranha at the zoo they were awesome those things scare me okay a lot of you guys are like question marking and going if you ever heard two kids talk to each other this is exactly what they do they're just little weird factoid machines of things that they know this is exactly how it goes they just say a sentence of something that they know or found out today to each other i don't think they're even listening to each other it's important to eat a healthy diet no kids don't want it no we have an old cat that loves to sleep in my bed i have an old cat that loves to sleep on my bed okay that's enough that's enough little lucas now come over here let me show you the candy machine like how long is it going to go on for cats are so annoying why would you let a kid run this place i haven't even asked how are you yet how are you i have to go wheelie real bad [ __ ] frogs can throw up they expel their stomachs use their forearms to dig out the stomach's contents and then swallow the stomach again she hates me now i'm sorry i want to talk to let's talk to olivia edwards [Music] hi there how you doing how's it how's your day in the park my friends love thrill though i do well i'm the owner rules it's for you mr obvious your attitude stinks you know that okay i just got money for that um all right i'm gonna ride the roller coaster what what happened what's going on what is this what happened to me why did i get ejected what happened oh my god this is terrifying it's not finished what do you mean it's not finished what why why are we doing this to everybody that's not just happening to me oh my goodness all right well whatever that was kind of cool play i can sell it too how do you play tank frenzy keep moving or you'll be a sitting duck for the enemy fire um what kind of a ride is this i'm was shooting people in like a military scenario what's going on this is a [ __ ] up ride oh wait no it's an arcade game right this is not we're not i'm not in this tank this is a war crime and this this is an arcade game all right i want to get off the [ __ ] war ride i don't want to ride this anymore i want to take the vr helmet off and get out of the war simulator as you go to an amusement park and you spend the whole day playing the like tank kill everybody simulator all of my friends right now are outside riding the rides and i'm just in here trying to get a high score on this machine they all have cotton candy in their hands funnel cake what happened to jeremy oh he's he's playing he's playing the war simulator still in that like weird dark room does he want anything i don't know isn't it i don't think he gets reception in there my techs aren't going through i still have money left over so you got money all right all of you all of you freeze i really hate winding customers yeah don't you i don't like people whining either an explosion i challenge you and i'm here to prove it to you challenge you to what you have no idea what you're in for let's play what did i just challenge him to okay i thought that said thrillville fumes what do you mean like we could what we're going to breathe out of a paint can together what are you talking about i thought it said fumes prospector putt all right judge the power of your shot carefully sometimes a soft shot is better than a hard one all right sam got four on this one okay let's go how hard do i have to hit it i don't even that's 50 power holy [ __ ] same you got five on this what you are awful well an eight-year-old is going to show you how to play this game okay this is greased up somebody greased it up before i got here all right i'm currently winning by a lot what does this one look like all right we're going off this wall hard whatever whatever whatever whatever you guys understand that i can literally just swing and miss five times i'm still in first place it doesn't matter so what do i get for okay what do you actually get for doing this thanks for a great contest you're welcome wow all right oh i know what happened he just let me win because i'm seven years old right these explosions man i don't like these wow thank you oh god oh my god somebody's dead what happened what happened over there hg krupp really has it out for drill though did you read her review of the park and team monthly another explosion that review deserved a pulitzer prize what do you wait what do you mean oh my god i don't know what's happening on that ride but i think a mechanic needs to go check it out because that's not i don't think that that's not good have you seen anything weird oh yeah uh actually uh the countless people that are exploding in your car ride it's way too fast it goes 140 miles per hour in a track that's designed for about 30. whoa i want to ah i want to do it i want to do the i can't though that's a 2021 thing you're my favorite employee i haven't fired yet today why okay why is that such a what's like the like manager trope of like why all why do managers have to be like this are you lucky you haven't been fired yet like what why are they all such why are these shitty people i think management you got to make sure that your employees are [ __ ] happy right why is it like this easy on germa he's never had a real job would it be wouldn't even be easy on me would have had a real job what are you talking about i forgot i was watching this live and i tried to skip this boring part i'm just doing a minigame i'm gaming right now all right i don't want to do this i don't want to do this anymore i have like two hours remaining that's i have the entire run time to lower the rings in the top right i don't want to do this anymore tnt alley wait i just people get on the ride and just blow them up okay this way all right straighten it out add a couple explosions and then we're going straight down if i go into the church it goes right into the graveyard have invaded thrillfield other worlds well this simply does oh there's robots maybe they're attracted to other worlds great space and underwater themed areas anyway find out what they're doing in thrill bill and stop them what do you needs how would you possibly yeah i was gonna say you don't have a bladder there's no nausea either we can put these guys upside down a thousand times all right let's do it let's put let's let's put this [ __ ] at its absolute limits i'm gonna have the coaster spin in a circle a hundred times all right here comes the coaster how much money do i have i only have two thousand dollars but i only have two grand what two grand that's it what happened we're gonna jack the prices up oh no i'm kidding i'm kidding it was a joke it was a joke i'm kidding i'm kidding it's six dollars see it's six dollars again oh i'm i'm sorry it was a joke i was making a thing it's not expensive anymore hi oh hi i wish i was made of money then i could afford to buy stuff at the stands oh this is me this is me not caring what a little [ __ ] i challenge you and i'm here to prove it to you brooks are you ready to get beat i challenge you to a game of warp speed wait why am i riding on his back what this is weird oh no i'm not okay what this is weird how do we play what's going on this is weird i don't even know what we're doing all right i want to get off i want to get off right now there's 25 more seconds left i don't want to play this anymore where did he go where is he it's spinning i don't like it okay i think i just lapped him that guy was towed in super mario kart bowser level one you pass that [ __ ] every time and so i'm sorry i have to give you a gamer opinion here if you are not lapping toad in the super nintendo bowser's castle level just return the game it's on i challenge you to a game losing not in unit database okay unit accepts all right warp speed i'm not playing that one again robo ko we're gonna beat you at your own game just do i'm gonna do that combo over and over again he just never blocks the uppercut ever he's never blocks it once you're gonna stop you've already wiped their ass you've already wiped their whatever you already i need to get a knockout right i'm just gonna tell you guys right now if i was ever a boxer every single competition is going to end in a knockout even if it's me i'm never going to block a punch i'm just going to go in and just be like i'm just going to swing wildly do windmills and [ __ ] i'm just trying to hit the head as hard as i can and even if i get knocked out i guarantee it'll be a show worth watching like i'm just going in there with the hands up and i'm just i'm just swinging at their face as hard as i can over and over again and they'll catch me in like a like a quick little jab to the chin and i'm going down immediately but guess what it if i knock them out oh i'll knock them out every time i will be the worst person to box against you would never be able to do know what i was gonna do next i would do like weird like jerk dancing moves and stuff and in the corner i'd get booed people if i throw [ __ ] at me in the ring i i don't care if i knock them out i'll knock them out every time yeah that's what i mean like i'm only going to end fights at knockouts there will never be a scenario where it goes to decision i'm going to be like four and 60. you know what i mean like it's you'll know what's going to happen when i get on stage imagine knowing that imagine knowing that the guy that in the neck the guy that's in the card next will always end in a knockout you just don't know how that would probably be bad i wonder how he's going to get knocked out this time you'd be you'd be the the first mini boss of of boxing games gabby j ea uh i'm the guy that everybody just starts cheering and when you're on your second or third beer to rile the crowd up i'm just the clown that comes out and does a bunch of goofy [ __ ] and then gets knocked out how barbaric that's not that's not fun that's barbaric yeah like kill him kill his ass i like running around the ring i'm like oh whoopsie and then the guy just [ __ ] rocks me and i go down for 10 seconds was this one stick it to those rascally robots by building an incredible mini golf course that will foil the robot's logic circuits wait a minute what i can build my own mini golf course what i can do my own mini golf course can you get a hole in one in this i don't think so stop stop stop what i'm come on i'm having fun people are gonna get stuck on this forever no way it's gonna take three hours to do this this cue one person an hour can play this it's gonna be like a 20 stroke of course all right everybody out of the way it's my place i want to play all right i got a bet for you can i complete my own mini golf course in less than 20 strokes like no no way more than that 30 strokes or less i'll do the whole thing i don't think you guys understand my strategy that i'm going to employ here you don't know the strategy go ahead bet against me do it can i do this whole course in 30 strokes or less here we go good luck that's one two that's so easy oh my god don't oh all right just a straight shot oh please was that three four five and seven here comes the seven [ __ ] you didn't think i was gonna skip the whole goddamn course yes [Laughter] you all lose you all lose never been against me again wait i want to jump on the trampoline does anybody else feel like the trampoline i it's like kind of just bad for your organs or something i feel like your stomach is going down to where your groin is set eight wait did you say 18th century way of thinking or something what do you mean like because i don't know how organs work put olives on all your fingers for 10 million off the debt it's the weirdest comment i've read all day i don't have olives why are you assuming that i have a jar of olives in my house go buy olives okay the next stream you see i will put all of that on my fingers and go in the camera and go like with all my fingers with olives on them okay is that what you want to see cause i'll do it i met a girl who would be perfect for you you should ask her out sure why not all right what it's me i don't know who that is monkeys have to be one of the smartest animals on the planet put a hat on you you'd be a dead ringer for a monkey oh okay ow ouch have a great day at the park oh that was pain i felt that one that was painful hey we go to the same school we should hang out you don't even have a fishing pole and i'm hooked oh my god [ __ ] delete that from your vocabulary forever normally i wouldn't go out with someone cuter than myself [ __ ] get rid of that delete that from your vocabulary i'm in a band we're called the bloody snowmen delete that hey we go to the same school we should hang out sometime you know my boyfriend is just over there right what i know i have a talking parakeet i bet he'd say that you're really cute you remind me of a bird either a turkey or a chicken why would i pivot to prison food one of my friends got a new puppy and i like to hold puppies good okay what about rhinos animals ever i'd like to go on a safari and see a rhino in the wild okay i don't everybody loves a good barbecue i love it when they drench chicken and barbecue sauce we i don't know i feel like it's kind of a weird pivot to go from like oh i love animals i love animals i love animals grill up those [ __ ] turkeys and smother them in oil i feel like this is kind of weird this is a weird conversation what's your favorite subject in school it's my favorite subject and i really like going to english class i hate doing lessons oh my god where are the animals all you want to talk about is barbecuing and then cute animals i love singing and i make up words when i don't know the actual lyrics i don't get it when people try to oh my god just fine monkeys have to be one of the smartest animals on the planet why do people say stuff is this yes i know absolutely we got a crazy teacher says it was our class that drove our teacher mr orlando crazy i hear he's now in a padded room somewhere i want to be a teacher someday and i know what what the [ __ ] where are the animals where are the remember you're animals complete failure oh my [ __ ] god where's face cam [ __ ] you you want a face cam you want to turn the face cam on you really want that how come chad wants me to show my face because i've never done it before and here i come i've been waiting for a face reveal i've been trying i've been hyping it up ever since i had like only a few hundred viewers i've been hyping up a face reveal and people like show it already do it already and i'm like it's like all right eventually i will please do it today you know what i'll do it today i'm gonna be really kind of nervous about it though i don't know you never know what somebody's gonna say about you right like oh that's not how i thought you were gonna look that that's not what i thought you look like and i get it right you have like an image of what you think i look like what about your face emotes what is this um well i mean that's not my face though i mean i've uploaded and i've shown i've uploaded like really heavily photoshopped doctored images of my face all those that you're seeing are really heavily edited face reveal stuff stop it no okay did you see me did you see me wow did you look completely different you're not what i thought you looked like at all wow dude really this is why i didn't want to [ __ ] do it because now like now everybody knows and whatever it's just [ __ ] annoying that was the worst joke it's not even my joke you can't count that as my joke this is your joke i'm just enabling you that's the difference this is not my joke i'm enabling your joke you know i think it's a weird and look i know people are going to call me like like two head andy okay but just think about the world right i think how interesting this is so ice is frozen water ice it's water that's been frozen it is at a certain temperature to pee solid frozen water when you put ice cubes into water the water does not become frozen even if there's a hundred thousand ice cubes in the water that's so weird doesn't it it's so it's interesting to me if you have a bunch of ice cubes in water the ice does not freeze it's just cold water that's so weird it's thermodynamics that's what i'm saying the dynamics is weird you know what else is weird oscilloscope we have this tube that can make lights up to blow up on to make a tube on your television to have an image on your screen what you know you guys don't know this people think that oh my god imagine if we lived in a world with magic oh man imagine like we had like lived in the harry potter universe and there was magic we have magic our ability to do like electronics is just [ __ ] magic fire is magic can you think about it the fact that we have steel we can create steel that's literally magic that's magic if an alien were to come down here imagine if they didn't even know what like a metal processing was or what fire was we would just we would have magical fire powers the fact that i have the fact i'm going full cam for this one the fact i'm at like 10 fps doesn't matter the fact that we can relive our memories right now right this very moment you see me right now on the screen i am sitting here i'm sitting in this in this spot you can relive this exact moment right now you can read you can see memories how crazy is that that alone should be that's magic that's literally magic we can take photos of stuff and just like just it's here it is you have a you have a physical memory that you can see it's crazy your urinal is rotating it has to make it extra interesting when i go it's a game for me imagine if aliens could didn't have like like video or photo evidence of anything they would be so freaked out like you tell an alien you stand right there alien i'd like you to i'd like you to sing the alien national anthem and they're like quack quack and you and then you show them you videotape them and you show them doing that they're gonna go and their heads gonna [ __ ] explode you're literally showing them a memory that they had you have burnt that into a physical medium how many cbd gummies did you have zero we think the aliens the aliens what if the aliens don't know [ __ ] okay what if the aliens don't know [ __ ] we think the aliens are gonna come land and they're going to be like here's our alien technology it's this like ultra hyper electric beam and it's time travel what if they don't know anything and we're the ones that have all this crazy technology the fact that they're going to want to take [ __ ] from us they're going to want to take all of our technology we are the aliens he's speaking in chapstick i'm just saying it's crazy that we have all this like magical stuff in the world electricity is just magical light beams like like palpatine the fact that your refrigerator could just be powered what if aliens don't have anything aliens could just be like oh wow you have this this thing over here that keeps your food from spoiling well on our planet uh fructose uh we have um we got stuff what's that over there wait oh it's a calendar what's that you keep track of days and you have to you know at the end of that device in your hand tells you when your next appointment is gone i would love to know when my next appointment with what fruitlawn was they don't know [ __ ] the aliens don't know anything we are all right i'm freaking out i'm losing my mind but yeah you get what i'm saying i'm going a little too hard here but you know what i mean it's crazy we have bees on this planet there are b's think about what if b does think about what a b does all of you what think about what a b does oh no that's not like we could [ __ ] up an alien oh no this is little thing that that that pollinates plants it it goes and collects the dust that comes out of this weird thing that grows out of the ground by the way this thing grows out of the ground plants are weird and then it travels and puts that dust on other stuff and pollinates things just a simple act of pollination to an alien it would be probably absurd to them who knows guys the fact that you can have sounds come out of your mouth might be the most absurd thing that they've ever heard imagine an alien that's just just sitting there watching black nose be like what is that coming out of his mouth shoot it go go go go go go like they would they would level us they would level us when they heard the sounds stay right there what what is this what is this why does this exist this is magic powers joe explain this to me why does this exist every planet has that you don't know anything about planets all we know is we can see like mars has a bunch of red gas all over it you know we don't know anything what are magnets it's a big red planet it's just my hands are like all dusty hold on there's a big red planet with red gas all over there's no there's no people on mars there's no aliens on mars you know how many planets exist it's probably crazy that we exist in the first place the fir the time when an alien lands on this planet and they go uh roger that yeah this is not another planet but just like red gas everywhere and a bunch of like red red everything's red oh see there's life there hi mr alien how are you and their heads are gonna explode exactly what i told you was going to happen what is what are you doing someone someone stopped him this dude's been offering faint you see this why did i do this do you see this non-newtonian fluid do you see what this is capable of i would they would get off the ship and i'd go oh hold on mr alien what's that device he's putting in his mouth okay we're gonna go we're gonna go we're gonna go we're gonna go we're gonna go eat it eat it they would think it was food but do they even know what food is puffing chapstick don't you get it like they put what if they don't even know what food is the fact that they could just be this weird sentient thing of light that doesn't even know imagine if you the fact that you eat a cheeseburger in front of an alien and then seven to 12 hours later you go into a room and that food comes out of your body what a bizarre [ __ ] planet we're on just the act of [ __ ] could be so world changing and world ending pregnancy the fact that a person lives inside of somebody else's stomach it's like no way man they would show up and they would leave we would scare the living hell out of everybody that came to this planet you would well i'm not the ambassador of earth how do we even decide who that is the world is so [ __ ] up we have such a crazy world with all these magical powers like that would be the person they would probably expect we have furries i don't but that's not a uh so what do you what do you mean by that wait you saying that our the ambassador of the planet should be like somebody in like a fursuit that i i'm into that i'm actually into that that would be fun even alien dark souls you would have to explain to the alien the concept of controlling something that isn't alive with your hands and your mind well you see here mr alien the thing on the screen right now is not alive i'm controlling it with my brain and using my brain to put inputs into a device which controls the non-living being on the camera on the screen right now don't worry when you see it get uh its head exploded by the sludge hammer it's not real it's just i'm making that happen because i feel like it is that fun hey so where's your teleportation device how about you that's what we're really looking for mr alien hey uh you guys can teleport right are you gonna teach us this is so offensive to an alien viewer explain horror movies to an alien i know it's [ __ ] crazy uh so what's happening right now you know we're watching somebody get killed he just put a knife on that the knife is though as a weapon in your people's culture that hurts yes it is and that that man just put that thing that hurts people on their neck and slashed their neck and their life fluid came out no no no alien this stupid alien are you dumb we just pretend to kill each other gruesomely horrifically and scarily it's for fun war and death is not fun huh why are you doing this human oh well you see uh we all get together and you're gonna love it we all get together and we sit in a in a big room with potato hundreds of us we go into a big room and we we get a bunch of snacks and we watch uh that exact person uh slash the throats of tons of innocent scared people uh when we all clap and it's a really great time none of it's real though and by the way it's being projected into your brain through your eyeballs and it's a fake thing on screen no i'm not going off again i don't need to explain what a dinosaur is to an alien again no because we don't even know what a dinosaur looks like we pretend to know what a dinosaur looks like reserve bones like steven spielberg had a t-rex go and we all go yeah yeah that's right that's exactly what happens guys we're gonna meet aliens one day and it's gonna be such a disappointment there's gonna be a puddle on the ground with a face that just goes like and that's going to be the extent of our alien contact oh where's the time travel where's the holograms no this is a puddle that has a face it like burps every four to five minutes by the way if i'm wrong about all the alien stuff they're taking me hostage first [Applause] i mean like oh you talked all this [ __ ] explain porn to an alien that's like that's so hard oh you see mr alien we've got these two people and they they have in intercourse with each other on this device that you've been shown before and it's it's a means to excite uh the watcher oh okay that makes perfect sense to me i guess oh good that's not all you see uh also there's a ton of other things that people find to be in that same realm of uh pro-creatable intimacy um it's not just that this whole lot of stuff what could you possibly mean uh procreation is procreation um you not entirely you know i'm sorry mr alien see some people all right i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i don't understand you but what's the point of 30 people being in this room well i mean um all right i'll see you guys later i'm i'm i'm kind of at my end of this game that's really cool i hope your nostalgia brain was uh you got to scratch it for a little bit

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Length: 37min 22sec (2242 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 06 2022