I GUARANTEE Jerma Won't Beat the First Part of The Fellowship of the Ring (Highlights)

so i'm sitting here questioning a couple things about the state of media and how hear me out so why is it that i can play the lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring on playstation 2 with a bunch of cutscenes and all the [ __ ] music but i can't watch the fellowship of the ring on twitch why am i not allowed to do that why can't i play the fellowship of the ring the game but i can't watch the fellowship of the ring the movie it's i don't understand uh we're playing lord of the rings fellowship of the ring today uh because one person guaranteed i wouldn't get past the first level lord of the rings you won't make it here we go just for just for context for those of you that are curious here's the context here you literally won't get past the first part of fellowship i guarantee it all right i wouldn't all right i'm gonna remember your name because when i get past level one in the fellowship of the ring i'm going to [ __ ] scream your name actually this is kind of the royalty-free version of fellowship with the ring isn't it it is this is not really fellowship with the ring so now i understand why i can play it new game lord of the rings here we go that's the harry potter memory thing we must find the ring first and destroy it who is that supposed to be i don't care i i i should know this [Music] the weak would be galileo that looks like the christian bible game show host no see seafront it was that easy you just gotta toss it into some fire let me save you 16 hours worth of movies the ancient kings of elves dwarves and men use the rings of power to rule their lands see i don't have to pay attention to this cutscene because i already like noted this ring to rule all the others dude pay attention to the cutscene take it there take it no do not tempt me if i bore the ring i would become a dark lord gandalf it's it's a then it's not like a piece of chocolate while you're on a diet and i will no don't tell nothing sir uh trimming the grass under the window oh the sound of shears stopped sometime like lord of the rings how long have you been we're just watching the lord of the rings on streams dropping finally there ain't no eve i get to live my [ __ ] fantasy why don't they shave their feet go away with you frodo i don't understand just grab like a whack strip and just very well but how come there wasn't like a 40 year old virgin uh i'm seeing part of these movies where frodo gets like his feet waxed and he's like oh i'm killing arms and every time they rip it off as do it oh that would ruin these [ __ ] people see that i'm wise that would ruin everything or i will they would not get nominated for any academy awards across the entire three movies farewell frodo i'll return by your birthday oh my birthday but gandalf i'm gonna get gandalf's coming to my birthday longer i decided i might have to leave you're getting all coming up coming to your birthday my birthday september 22nd i set out for one final stroll around the shire i had to say farewell to my neighbors and sell my home still scroll back up what that's happy first he's coming to my birthday that's my birthday all right let's go happy birthday gandalf's coming to my birthday party oh i have to get ready wait wait i don't want to miss any secrets what hey by the way what what qualifies as the first part of the lord of the rings fellowship of the ring getting out of the house here this is the first level is getting out of the house it was a [ __ ] ugly ass game yes it i know it is playstation 2 i know but he's pretty ugly he's going to quit it he's going to quit oh no no i'm not going gonna quit i can't the one ring is in this chest i'd best leave here until i sell back he sells his house i don't wait hold on frodo sells his house in fellowship of the ring [Music] where's the deed to the house you never watched the movie yes i did i don't remember like them being that being a house sale you didn't read the books no i didn't read the books the movies were so good that i couldn't read the books okay i'll be let me i'm gonna be honest the movies were too good so i could not read the books i think i could turn the brightness up a little bit or something something's wrong it looks like shitty crusty i think that just might be the game let me see if i can tweak this is that better or worse i can't even tell that's like worse all right now we're looking okay now it doesn't look like total dog [ __ ] all right let me walk around for a second oh yeah that that's like a thousand times better before it was like it was like it hurt my head that's so much better am i playing this in a bathtub [Music] yes yes i'm in a bathtub right now i'm playing in a bathtub i bathe and play that's how i game that's how you know that i'm i don't i take it dead seriously oh bye oh bye every question i was i was scared to do this and i didn't know okay let me ask this is a real question because how does electricity even work so if i if i bring let's say for instance if somebody was a hypothetically [Music] if you would like be in a bathtub right like if you're taking a bath and you want to oh i have like my phone with me on my ipad right if you have your ipad in the bath if you drop the ipad into the bathtub is it going to electrocute you because i was i was taking a bath and i was like i'm gonna use my ipad but what if i like slip and drop the ipad into the into the bath if i'm gonna get like [ __ ] killed i was scared the amp is just too low i don't know it's like okay what if you dropped a listen what if okay an ipad won't do it but what if you had like an a big [ __ ] like alienware laptop that has like an i7 in it and it's like a three thousand dollar laptop if you dropped it into the bathtub would that still do it where's this deed where's this deed so i can tell this person that i beat the first part all right i'm gonna check every [ __ ] room we're at the end of the hallway this way okay is it in here in the dining room not in the dining room nothing sparkly to look at there's nothing in here okay next room this one right here [Music] no deed no deed okay found the deed complete i got it hey hey fake grumbo if you're here i'm about to [ __ ] yell your name really loud hey i beat the first this is not the first level nevermind bag end has the best garden in the shire thanks to your work no i'm sure there are many fighters dated as mary brandy buck said he was meeting pip and took at the green dragon and invited you to jump they took a long walk out here just for a drink this game i wonder actually wait but hold on a minute i'm [Music] what the two towers is like one of the best games ever made what happened was the pity i hate this camera is so stupid [Music] okay let's keep going oh no i can't i can't i can't i'm not stopping somebody [ __ ] guaranteed that i wouldn't do the first level they guaranteed it i can't let that person win hello there is it is there a game here do i just have to play as a hobbit don't we traverse mountains and [ __ ] aren't there is that like big battle sequences what happened in the first movie well if you knew about mills you know i'm trying to locate a very important metal pin that must have fallen out of my mill wheel is that why the mill isn't working oh never you mind about working or not working i've sent mugwort to breathe for a replacement i thought i'd let you know where i see it i have to go if i haven't found it yet there's no way you can find it metal pin next to them it looks like a plain metal pin now good day to you holy [ __ ] uh imagine having a movie that was made with like 150 to what 200 million dollars and your tie-in video game for one of the most celebrated franchises ever in the history of human cinema and human literature is find the pin to the [ __ ] watermill this isn't based on the movie yes it is official game based on the literary works j.r.r tolkien uh i call [ __ ] on that because look at the costumes this is the same like this is peter jackson costume design [Music] what like peter jackson designed this cape what do you mean no it's not that that's ian mckellen's gandalf no what the costumes are described in the books no i'm telling you we're going to get i'm telling you though this is based on the [ __ ] movie this [ __ ] fellow ship of the ring when did it come out what you just magically decided to oh you just magically less than six months later after the movie comes out you decide we're gonna make a game based on the literary works of the fellowship of the ring four and a half months after the [ __ ] movie comes out [ __ ] you can't develop a game in six months all right one guy's not one i'm going to do this right now peter jackson based the film on this game i have to all right let's go come on i have to get to the first level no no no no i refuse this is why they said it had nothing to do with the game [ __ ] i thought i had i thought it was like dude the game's too hard for you like the combo meter you're gonna [ __ ] it up like that's in the second third little ruffians now i know why you said that try not to waste perfectly good apples that way you're right a rock i'm sure you don't i just skipped dialogue in the first season all right get high goodbye oh yes my favorite lord of the rings character minto yes i know that this is um it's okay that you're right yeah mint it's probably not even in the movie i wonder how many lucky wishing stones are at the bottom of this one oh i wonder how how quickly my legs would break if i were to [ __ ] fall straight down to the bottom click the link omega low click the link omega well click the link omega low all right hold on what is it hobbit day hobbit day is the name used for security reference to being the birthday of the hobbits i can't even combat this it's not fair it's not fair that's not fair that's not fair life isn't fair okay wax you how how hairy are they they're a little hairy they're a little hairy oh show show you think i'm gonna get baited what you think i'm going to get baited to like be in somebody's permanent folder on their desktop oh dude yeah you should show i wonder how there they are click that click that yes yes i got it oh yes okay okay hold on calm down calm down frank calm down frank you just got it okay now save permanently to computer okay save permanently make sure copies i'm gonna okay go oh yes i can watch this every i can watch this every day i can watch it every single day guys i i don't think you understand what's the over under on like the oh dude like show hey sweat check sweat check ariana sweatshirt hey got it but what's the over under he's stalling i don't okay where's the garden i don't care about these little quests i don't want to just go meet the other people in the movie in the book whatever [Music] this garden right here [Music] oh no let's go i have a few things to take care of first oh god damn it i can't let this person be right i guarantee i guarantee you're not gonna get to the first through the first part of fellowship of the regular playstation 2. guaranteed [ __ ] they can't be right they can't be right they can't be right they can't be right there's it can't be right i can't you can't win i can't win i have to find a metal stick you're never gonna find the metal pin needed for this i guarantee it he looks right in the [ __ ] camera and winks at you guys now it's 45 minutes i'll take a look at it before i leave it's been 45 minutes now the ladder is right over there let's go where is there i have to find a rock and come back here and throw it please for the love of god go to the next area okay find a rock and find the pin [Music] can't gandalf just [ __ ] to help me do this gandalf is waiting at the end of the road who's taking this little [ __ ] so long [Music] i've got places to be should have left into a dwarf instead all right seriously where's the rock this is i don't understand don't stop walking in circles there is nowhere else to go guy there's no where else to go stay on the road jeremy stay on the road stay on the road okay i'm gonna stay on the road only on road only wait guys leave [Music] oh i thought i had to do the quests you just walk out i thought they was like oh find my w holy [ __ ] i can't believe i just did that i thought i had to do all that stuff turns out i didn't it was was that all just a joke i'm gonna be realistic with you guys do you honestly think a hobbit with a stick is going to do a goddamn thing give me a knife or something or give me like a gun what give me a something sharp i'll hop it with a stick that's not going to do anything what about the guy playing chess hello young baggins cheers on your birthday thank you kindly daddy two foot i haven't seen your wizard daddy okay gandalf i'm ready okay hey gandalf i'm ready i don't care find four healing herbs in green hill country or old nooks how about um we find gandalf the guy that i'm supposed to find you're ignoring side quests i'm not why would i do the side quests in this game do not let farmer maggot's dog spot you use rocks to distract the dog i'm not gonna throw rocks at a dog where's this dog grip fang what's all this racket that would be me sir well well dead are there police in this world right you are sir who are the police off with you or i'll have the lads just is the lads supposed to be the police use rocks i don't [ __ ] have rocks why is this game think i have rocks i don't have rocks [Music] oh my god there are no rocks i don't have rocks they don't exist i don't have [ __ ] rocks l2 you have x circle why x circle why it's circle is the dog distracted [Music] [Laughter] stop oh my god oh [ __ ] was it going what the [ __ ] was that get it healing herb all right did it go in the doghouse that would be me [Music] i got it that's all i needed when i said why does this look so blurry well because this game is from 20 plus years ago and it was it was not developed with any intention to ever have give give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me god that's four i still have things to attend to before i set out for the old forest all right boys and girls strapped in let's go i have my rocks i gotta find the guy's pin are you enjoying the game absolutely no absolute not zero 100 zero you can't even beat the first level no but i it might get better cast a lethal arsenal of magic as gandalf fight through hordes of enemies as aragorn use stealth cunning and the one ring as frodo love to see that game he actually believes the back of the box this is back when the back of the box was reliable the back of the box in 2001 was more reliable than reviewers today [Music] let me show you what you're missing all right uh rock water water turn thing what's the thing called what's the water turn thing called it's he called it something i just don't know i don't know what it was called a milk market oh this square will be brimming over with the freshest crops is that what it's actually called though what's the what's the divide what's the thing actually called the wheel the water wheel that spins with the platforms on it what's that is that actually called a water mill you use the wheel to turn a shaft that grinds grain oh yeah you're right no you're right i'm pretending for views don't oh i'm a [ __ ] idiot whoa what was it water wheel nope i'm just a [ __ ] dope that don't know [Music] click the link quick [Laughter] that's disgusting i'm gonna be completely real that is gross that's gross if anyone's in this chat that hasn't seen lord of the rings and you're sitting here thinking hey lord of the rings that's a cool i've heard that's pretty good don't base that off don't base anything off of what you're watching right now the mill wheel spins the movie is a thing just read the ball just read the book you've done me a valuable service today bagging someone in this i'm never gonna [ __ ] watch this movie what a shitty movie you forgot about the main quest i mean main quest i know he takes yes i know he takes a ring but this is not even okay you can't give me a little bit slack frodo baggins doesn't go throw rocks at a guy's weather vein so this is added bonus material in fact i'm sure a lot of you would probably like that if there was a bonus super extended edition the lord of the rings fans would go [ __ ] nuts if there was a two hour long segment of frodo just throwing rocks and stuff and picking up mushrooms the new bonus extended extended edition it's six and a half hours long then it just you put the disc and it starts with this screen where is this in no i have nothing in i gotta go to my i have to go to my house there it is there's the green door there's the green dragon door that sounds like cog to me all right give me my ring you've walked the area in circles for 40 minutes and you don't know the layout oh we talked about this in pre-stream chat i'm going to bring it up one more time here if your game has move around dodge attack jump i'm going to destroy it if your game has no mini map i will not be able to play unless it has as well as that category it has to have four buttons or less and it has to be constrained to one small area at a time but you give me that scenario you give me four buttons or less put me in an area where i just have to [ __ ] do it i'll do it i'll do it better than anybody where's it's in one of these you're a literal drone [Laughter] i i am uh just give this thing one specific task to do in one small area and it'll be really good at it uh i'm just a [ __ ] sentry gun all right where's the ring it's in here it's right here isn't it in here that is the chest what's ringing it so [Music] you don't need the ring all right you put me in if you put me in a room with four buttons you put me in a room with four buttons in the small room and i will [ __ ] annihilate i will destroy you all have seen it i don't even i don't have to even tell you this i will prove i had to prove this by people saying what are you talking about that doesn't make any sense those who that watch the like two or what with one terrible world of warcraft streams i ever did uh this is real i pressed one through five on my hot bar and clicked everything else i don't that's not me making it up you can go look at that terrible awful [ __ ] bud [Music] okay now let me focus what was the final task was to find mary and pippen arcane mage clicker omega lol i was arcane mage before it was cool by the way can i be reality here i was arcane mage before it was even any good and then it became the best thing in the whole game and i quit world of warcraft that's true that is a real statement arcane mage was dog [ __ ] they patched it made it the best thing in the whole game and i quit world of warcraft and have never played since i also played disciplined priest when they didn't have any moves back in vanilla uh when disciplined priests had two spells and you got kicked out of every party you were in that was me they had power infusion oh mega lull yeah uh where that's the worst spell in the whole game does that spell still exist that's the worst spell in the entire game and i have people who said oh do you what dude they'd say spec in a whisper and i'd say discipline and they'd go lol and now we get blocked but i was like i'm [ __ ] cool though i got power infusion and the one time that we were in pvp and there was a mage and this is this is presence of mind pyroblast existed power infusion on that mage you could one shot somebody and i was that guy that let you one shot the guy from across the [ __ ] game here they are mary and pippen breakfast no oh yeah don't they eat a lot pull up a chair you came all this way just for breakfast isn't there a line in the movie [Music] all right i need two points he's gonna bounce off his head and hit the him in the head [Music] damn it all right [ __ ] it i'm out of here can we please move on i'm trying i'm making every effort still in level one sell bag into lobelia sackville [Music] how the [ __ ] do i do that this is a good map yeah use map the land of hobbits west of brandywine river oh this helps me a great satellite image zoomed way the [ __ ] out didn't they say oh we'll meet you at the farm well where are they you have to i have to sell bag end first there she is god damn it man give me the room with four buttons and i'll [ __ ] destroy it hey how many of you were here well how many you've been all right i'm gonna use for undertale and deltarune [ __ ] that's a box this big on the screen with two buttons remember jeff yep i'm the only person that's done that on twitch i can scarcely believe it the deed to back end but i can't show my gold medal sometimes yeah whatever lady you look like you're part of a [ __ ] ipad match three gardening game the [ __ ] out of here we're done get the one we gotta get the ring we're almost done [Music] that's gonna leave dude you've walked up and down this road like 10 times but i i i i don't i don't i just don't understand how you can continue to not know where you are uh if i know i know i i just kept i don't pay i pay attention to the wrong things adhd and that's what happens no i know i understand that you have like like attention deficit issues but dude like you've done it 10 [ __ ] times just pay attention once i know i know but like i'm looking at i'm talking to chat and [ __ ] and i'm like talking and i'm i'm walking around he's not gonna be able to pass the first mission laughing my ass off we're about to beat the first mission and what was it i was gonna get 200 bits if i did it that's what they said they said germa i guarantee you won't get to the first past the first level i will give you 200 bits not even enough to trigger the end of the stream message reading and i was like [ __ ] dude i'm going let's go all right it only took an hour and a half here we go the one ring take the bag end key to gaffer take the bag end key to gaffer gamgee at number three bag shot row and take the one ring to rivendell save game save game save game save game save game oh holy [ __ ] i okay oh that guarantee just got [ __ ] stuffed into the ground that if i lost i'll go back to the beginning the very beginning oh man oh man i didn't know that was okay all right that person right now is just sitting there going [ __ ] no why did he see it oh so oh all right let's go avoid being detected by the dark riders use sneaking to avoid detection press lightly on the left analog stick to sneak wait this is not sneak so i know the rain my god i guarantee holy [ __ ] i can't [ __ ] believe i can't believe it i can't believe i actually [ __ ] saved the game oh my god that's yeah i ca you seriously thank you for the savers in this chat holy [ __ ] who [ __ ] told him who told him wow oh my god oh my god that would have been so terrible that person owes me 200 bits [Music] that's unbelievable okay where the [ __ ] am i supposed to go just throw rocks no not back at me oh great where's he what's that what's that is that a rock i said another rock where are these rocks coming from yeah riverfall packets who's doing that [Music] oh my god okay where did a fly fly into your mouth [Laughter] all right somebody please take that clip before the stream ends somebody do it i i don't know denominate who does it make a buzz fly buzzing sound and then like a fly flying into my mouth sound and i have to hear it oh this sucks evening master i don't even here's the thing i'm such a stupid idiot i don't even know which way is the right way to go to the farm it's this way right the way i'm facing such such erratic movements too this is not even the right [ __ ] way where is he okay yeah this this sucks it sucks i can't even throw a rock i thought he already ran by no no no no he's not gonna beat it ever yes he is just quit i'm not quitting no the controls are so bad this is so bad for a sneaking game [Music] no i [ __ ] had it i was right there i gotta go to the tree on the left now i gotta go to that tree i gotta get to that tree what if i just do it immediately right i wonder okay that's the strat right there he's too stupid to run this way they don't have pathing over here just don't go near a road save it here no don't what if he sees me from there oh my god uh all right this game does this game have higher than a two on like metacritic uh there's it's supposed to sneak but there's nowhere to [ __ ] hide oh and i just it's over i'm just restarted you say just sneak the amount of pressure it takes to sneak is the hardest thing in the whole game you have it's like surgery to sneak it's literal surgery you have to tilt the analog forward a tenth of a centimeter if you go further than that you're going to run don't want to delete i guarantee i guarantee you static yeah i know can you imagine if i hadn't saved it imagine getting back here without saving the game and having to do it over again wait fly video is done is it really yes oh hey hold on germa hits a grand slam [Applause] i want to see no i want to see the video again i want to see the why can i hear myself talking what the [ __ ] is going on stop stop stop i want to see the video again why can't i hear myself talking this is [ __ ] up dude auto play on youtube sucks what a stupid [ __ ] feature what a dumb ass feature by the time that you get what you want oh i that was a good like 10 second video what how about this one how about that no no go back you know i have that one i'll go back i i just and every time i disable it it's enabled again no one knows how to turn it off it's because youtube is [ __ ] desperate to keep people like engaged so these [ __ ] just make you autoplay every single place you go so it inflates the amount of views on the whole website all right that's pretty funny good work i'm stalling yeah i am because [ __ ] this game uh i can't i'm gonna get approved someone's this one person in this chat that's going to be proven right and it infuriates me at the moment where is he does he usually come up i know [Music] where the [ __ ] is it what did you spawn did he spawn in let me try this run immediately to the right behind this tree run stop right here the rock is blocking me of course it is oh my god i beat this when i was eight i guarantee you didn't i guarantee you did not beat this when you were eight years old you stopped here and cried and then your mother returned the game you got you guarantee that guy yeah oh i guarantee it do you i don't think you understand the amount the amount of movement it takes to go from sneaking to running is less than a hair on your damn head stupid mechanic what a dumbass mechanic why why have fps throw mechanic if there's an invisible wall in front of me every time if you made this game and you played through this part again like d did you like give this to somebody to play and say hey what do you think about this level is this just is this just like a scenario where like you're not going to tell your friend that this whole thing sucks hey dude i made this level uh lord of the rings oh the it's like a literally celebrated human franchise uh peter jackson just made a movie it was like 200 million dollars what do you think about this level oh it's great it's really good you should print it it's a book series this game came out like less than six months after the [ __ ] 200 million dollar movie i got an idea i'm going to get [ __ ] rocks at him most one of those celebrated human franchises ever hey you got a sneaking throw rock mechanic [Music] save it here save the game save the game right here save the game right here oh my god this is not even a what the [ __ ] are you talking about why is the hitbox is like 5 000 feet tall [Music] they're bouncing off of an invisible sailing the most celebrated franchise into human history all right we're good here just keep him don't throw this it's gonna hit the [ __ ] wall it's not first person mode it's just first person camera you're actually just sitting in the same spot it's not a first person mode just moves the camera in front of your face where's the other one there he is watch this see you later i'm going i'm going let's go let's go let's go go go go go right now right now go go go go go go go look over there look over here what's that pay attention to that over there crazy i know look at those rocks go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go look over there what's that no no look over there look over there behind you what's that over there i did you see that [ __ ] what's over there look at that go go go go go go go that's 200 yes yeah why would you even look over here i'm i'm riveting human gameplay you're riveting your quest is over wow well well oh that's just ridiculous isn't it okay look it's the guy on the bridge i know what i have to do what are you thinking dude hit that tree over there 600 [ __ ] million dollars goes into this franchise and i can't throw a rock past a tree [Music] oh boy i did it did i make it to the farm no i didn't do it yet oh wolf i'm done for hold on robin look out but wait wait wait hold on oh he's getting [ __ ] ripped up so he still wants to are you in the zone no no no no no there is no zone the the zone is i one person told me that guaranteed i couldn't get past the first part once they get past the first part it literally doesn't matter what's going on why am i beating up why am i surrounded by dogs i don't remember this part of the movie i didn't save it oh no don't forget to save dying reset to do the last save don't worry i won't i will never forget that ever again i will never forget it again it will never i will never forget it again joel must have told him he'd never get well that's what's in the dm he said yo man i i just want to let you know i don't think you're ever going to get past the first part so do you wanna just keep doing this or do you wanna play the bomb game he's like i don't think you're gonna be able to do this so that's another person that i have to [ __ ] hey remember the [ __ ] lord of the rings where frodo ran from a pack of wolves use the right i keep there i can't use the one ring i don't there's no buttons do anything wait did i put it on where is he oh my god get in the log e where is he [Music] save in the log no i'm gonna softlock myself if i save in here he stays like still right here does he know i'm in here okay i swear to god there was a winnie the pooh episode where this happened did it where are they i did it [Music] he's not c3po oh following after like hands master frodo dogs yes they are hounds please maggots dogs they're coming do you are you honestly trying to tell me that mary and pippen are not the c3po of lord of so much the rings some mushrooms before we out of your mind did it i did it i beat the first i beat the first level in the lord of the rings fellowship of the ring save the game holy [ __ ] you're right pyramid you're torturing us what do you mean it's torture i'd want to please gandalf i just want to play one time as gandalf seriously just play the two towers i know but i just all right [Music] play half life one resident sleeper you would residence leave or halfway one i know you would [Music] i would get to the first i would i would be walking around in the first part of half-life one oh god no it's good to see you again and i would just see resident sleepers the entire chat would be arrested sleepers is that the sun oh man i don't like that that sucks stuff oh [ __ ] that hurt watch the spider [Music] wait you fight with me i have a party now hold on i get i have a party that's pretty sick fight fight he died can be [ __ ] destroyed uh for the love that all that is holy germa you finished the first level of the game i am literally paying you 25 times the wager of that bet for you to go play with joel instead of dragging this out holy [ __ ] i hate this game i do i do you're right i hate this game i do i hate it but if you're gonna stop i can't do it for free now we have sam pip we alright we just have to walk around the circle till we find them uh speedrunners did people speed around this game are there actually speedruns of lord of the rings in the battleship of the ring see that's the real play you find a game that has nobody playing and even if you like you could have a really you could have a kind of sloppy pb and it could be the world record and you just like [ __ ] that well who the hell else is going to play lord of the rings besides me all right what do you think is a game that exists that if you just sort of beat it slightly quickly you would have the world record for the game should we try to figure that out what if i found a game that nobody cared about and nobody played that i could actually just get be the world record holder because i beat it slightly faster than normal because i'm the only one that cares where is this other character before i lose my mind do superman 64 i wouldn't know that you kidding me that's like one of the most iconic shitty games ever somebody already beat that and did that like a thousand times use your map map doesn't do anything there are no nancy drew speed runs where are we going i wasn't paying any attention to the last cutscene i i didn't see one single line can't [Music] less flies well that's a real giant enemy spider oh no it's not it's a tree i thought it was a huge spider i don't like this tree i don't trust it hear it singing about sleep that's not right it's not right at all giant enemy tree we can't sleep we must get clear of this place the sequel's never is good the sequel's never as good the sequel's never is good is he dead never any pitman are trapped in old man willow's mouth attacking his trunk may anger him oh my god i have to save it oh all right not fair not fair that was unfair okay stop playing this game please i we're at the first boss we're the first boss i gotta continue bed of chaos stop stop it you'll squeeze me in two if you're done where am i who's walking all right go in stop stop i don't what am i supposed to do one ring dude's got a magic ring on and i can't walk by this had the ring on for too long all right so i'm gonna say throw and then climb up or jump or there's a double tap did you see how big that hitbox is okay what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do i can't go anywhere run around him like what do you mean there's a that wasn't even close that's not even hitting me [ __ ] i can't even hurt him and use gold pine resin i've why can't i hurt him [ __ ] most celebrated franchise in all of human history keep hitting the hand i hit the hand like 20 times and not one point of damage i would probably cry if i was if i was a kid don't walk on the holes all right i'm gonna i'm gonna do i need to zoom in and show you this well i do you guys you gotta check your glasses on this one all right don't step on the hole sure i won't do that oh that's interesting wanted me to zoom in should i zoom into that [Music] okay let's zoom in let's take a look [Music] [Laughter] this is the equivalent of dying to pinwheel do you need me to zoom in i'll zoom in i can't go anywhere i'm [ __ ] i think i have stop all right duck it see you see what i have to do i have to trigger that cutscene so i appear in front of him hit the hand do you want to zoom in do you need to zoom in let me even zoom in on the hand hit the hand [Laughter] [ __ ] i can't tell if i'm doing damage or anything i have no idea the shan takes fifty dollars five thousand bits they say blasted locked by free lol next game this is why didn't everybody tell me this was so loud why didn't anybody tell me this was this loud but you tell me it was that loud nobody told me it was that loud this has been this is extreme loud that was ridiculous that was horrendous this is not working this is not how you do it this isn't how you do it there's no way this is this is absolutely not a chance in hell this is the way you do it no it's not no it's not i can't do this anymore throw a rock at him in order to get past his roof without getting hurt then avoid his hands which slam in the ground and hit his hands with your stick as soon as they touch the ground keep doing this while running back and forth from side to side while getting knocked to the ground after doing this for a time tom balbaldi appears and puts old man willow to rest that didn't even come [ __ ] close i'm trying to run away from if this game is so bad this game is so bad this game is very bad this game is very bad oh no somebody fell off down into the lego well get the helicopter to save lego city wait hold on where is it uh we need to get the this is lego city helicopter two two four four one we need to land a helicopter down and pick up the guy i got funny [ __ ] voices now i know like a lot of people cried when they watched lord of the rings and when they when they read lord of the rings imagine crying to the lord of the rings fellowship of the ring the video game not because the story is touching you because the tree boss is the worst boss you've ever played in a video game and it makes you sad okay i have to stop i have no i don't not yet doing it first i got i have the strategy here's the winning strategy ready i didn't even get hit by anything in this game i can't believe this is i can't believe it oh my god did anyone beat this when they were younger i don't know if i would be able to with your like 12 i don't think you even know what to do i think you just get killed like five times and i don't think anybody does i'll send you money equals my student loan debt if you stop playing this game pay your student loans don't pay me there little fellows where you are going to where did you come from my friends are caught in that willow tree they've been crushed i know the rhyme for him go to sleep that's right okay we're now we're done now please okay we're done excuse me excuse me okay are they gonna is he people tom tom turn around tom tom there's a spider behind you tom look behind you quick oh no he has earpods in he can't hear us okay where did these all come from what the [ __ ] i have to find 12 lilies oh boy oh boy oh boy i don't know if we'll be doing this one how many is this one here no jesus jesus christ why is the entire hive coming after us well okay i feel like i'm playing the dragon age this is just dog [ __ ] dragon age with no pause we did it nice job guys you did a great job or actually you know how this is more accurate you're playing an mmo you're really desperately trying to play an mmo with three of your friends who just made new characters and they don't know a goddamn thing about the [ __ ] game and they're just watching you destroy everything and they are just following you around yeah uh it's over here did you guys how many guys have i have two oh i have all of them already uh i'm not gonna say that though how many do you have three what about you four okay cool i have all 12. um i think i saw some more over here yeah i i i have six i i'm still i have so hard to find them you know over here come over this way i think this i'm over here and you got that one friend that just keeps casting the same buff and they're the healer it's like you've been buffed you had 58 minutes remaining from 60 minutes ah that's not the heel you you're doing the wrong button but i'm not gonna say anything you get the one friend that dies in every fight every single fight and thank god that you decided that you were going to play a character with a rez because if you didn't you would not be playing with these friends the worst part about playing uh mmos especially with people that don't really care is a lot of people just don't get it [Music] and a lot of your friends will treat an mmo like they're playing a game of madden [Music] all right let's go let's see let's go on a quest 30 minutes goes by all right that was kind of fun i gotta go though okay yeah um that's not you can't really play for 30 minutes we just did one quest and i'm gonna like over level the [ __ ] out of you if you log off right now so what you do is you make another character you make an alt for your alt so you can continue to play and then pretend like you didn't play and log on the other character that your friend was playing with and then eventually that second character you made becomes your main character and your friend never plays again past level 12. and you knew that was gonna happen you knew it you try it anyway okay nine ten eleven twelve three more where are you guys get over here where are they they're gonna get uh they're not even gonna get uh they're not gonna be in range for the kills yeah you can you go to this person you go to this person's house this is the best part so you eventually go to this friend's house and they are on hey i'm playing wow cool or i'm playing final fantasy whatever i'm playing um whatever game and you open up their log their quest log and they have like 20 like 18 gray ass quests that they never got rid of if you are sitting there going oh man he just has no idea they could be level 40 and they have a full log book of [ __ ] from the level 10 zone and you go in there and you delete them you delete them for them don't think that they don't need to know just delete delete stop tracking stop tracking stop tracking start delete delete illegally hold on this game is only five hours long are you serious i'm not gonna beat it i'm just saying this yeah that's cool i thought it was gonna be longer than that speaking of world of warcraft that is a default and before the season mage like level two green that she's wearing outside actually save it holy [ __ ] you're right i haven't seen it in a long ass time you are absolutely a thousand percent correct big dog here we go all right the next area i'm stuck i'm done i promise i beat the first area i get to win i swear to god i promise this next area i'm done with lord of the rings fellowship of the ring this is a chill game you know it is somebody just said this it is strangely intriguing and it is like oddly calming to be playing this and just hanging out play a good lord of the rings game i have all of them i have two towers i have return of the king i have them both no i don't i i don't want to go fetch i don't want to go fetch could they be we already did this mary anyone you've already done this i've already done this i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i did it i did it i'm done i did i'm done i did it i'm already done i'm not even playing right now this is one of those games where if you stop playing for too long mario just like starts doing weird animations and [ __ ] i'm not doing this i don't have no idea where i'm going double or nothing that's no that's not how this works no no no i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done that's it i'm done just in case i haven't decided to come back i might i might decide to come back one day

Channel: Pythanoc

Views: 102,706

Keywords: Jerma985, Jerma, Highlights, LotR, Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the ring, Meltdown, OneGuy, Edit, Jerma Highlights

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Length: 62min 55sec (3775 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 16 2020