ALEX AND JEFF FIGHT TO SAVE CHRISTMAS | Jeff's Barbershop

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that dog's owner is always asking me for a haircut but i always refuse because i'm very loyal to my barber stephanie stephanie doesn't want to work right now she thinks it's going to interfere with her government unemployment so i'm going to have to get a haircut from this guy my barber shop was ordered to shut down not because of the plague but because nobody wants a haircut from a one-eyed barber and worst of all my dog nerf had gone missing i lost my rabbit too who goes there it's alex not here for a haircut don't ask about the eye you understand yeah what happened i shot it out with a bb gun my life's been real lately yeah we've known each other for three years it's been three years yeah we only filmed one video together last christmas it's only one [Music] did you wash that yeah everything's totally sanitary it's just a little dusty what's your favorite holiday christmas christmas is canned there's still hope ah just kidding who normally cuts your hair i forgot her name you go to a woman for haircuts well yeah be honest you think women should be able to drive cars i never said they could yeah this used to be a good show we had going on here yeah you look pretty rough yourself you want me to give you a haircut ah nobody cuts my hair come on i mean i don't give a [ __ ] i can cut that what do you like doing for fun nothing i don't know i don't know what to say i don't know what i like to do for fun you think the government's watching us through those little cameras on our 100 what makes you think that what makes i think why would they put it there did you see how they designed the iphone it's literally impossible to cover the camera they put a camera outside of the the whole thing sounds like you're a little paranoid oh you want it you're going we're going to make fun of my painting oh yeah maybe i'm a little paranoid it's a disease it's a disease try being so paranoid that you're so paranoid that you don't want to get a therapist because you're so paranoid of the therapist who's who has hired the therapist why are you talking to the cameras i'm the one i'm not talking the camera i'm not even looking at the camera right you know what i'm just gonna cut my own hair don't do that no you ruined his hair did i it's unfixable yeah is it on fix that's an unfixable well you can fix anything you can't put the hair back on that's the one rule with the show besides don't ask about the eye so my rabbit bailey is missing i saw your dog nerf tin is missing too yep mysteriously just vanished whole place was vandalized some rat kids came in here wrote this one-eyed piece of crap you have security cameras yeah i got that one but unfortunately somebody spray painted it all i saw was doesn't make any sense what this has been in my closet the whole time i've been cutting hair out of here for years it's some sort of christmas miracle we're in a winter wonderland we came from a magic closet now we're in a winter wonder land where we came from a magic closet in a barber shop it's magic hello is anybody in here look look look doesn't make any sense last i checked this was a regular old closet look let me check if the coast is clear come on watch we get shot we got into the cabin and inside it seemed to be some sort of bad scientist laboratory i couldn't believe my eye they had every single animal that was missing all over town that's nerfy dennis bailey i never learned how to whistle just look at that hairless a rodent yeah look what it's doing to that rat it was an evil hair product corporation that was testing their products on animals we had to stop her then a guy came in and we went back we weren't planning on two on two we had to change the plan we were only planning on the one and then they left this was my opportunity to save my nerfy boy oh how i missed them but when i opened the glass an alarm sounded and a bad guy ran over that was looking for trouble i threw acid in space these guys are gonna pay for what they're doing to these animals kick their ass we sure did they're right behind me aren't they yeah i'm gonna get more than that i ask them oh watch it buddy i'm a black belt i lie i'm not a black belt that's not even me doing my own studs happy holidays boys these little pets are going home merry christmas you pcb word as we were freeing some of the animals we heard some squeals coming from underneath a blink jesus it was my old co-host these sick [ __ ] had turned him into some sort of man pig go get your red rider i'll save you man pig oh great that bb is heading straight for my last good eye i'm gonna need a christmas miracle to get me out of this one now i may not know how to whistle but i can sure blow on that bb to run it off course and save jeff's eye looks like christmas is sticking around another year all right let's get out of here as we were leaving there she was her sweet precious bailey they've been keeping her in this horrendous hideous cage so i took her out and that's when i said let's let's clean this baby up and get back in the christmas spirit holidays on your own that's the worst part of growing up it loses all its magic when you do but who needs magic when you know that you've got someone close to home no you're not as lonely as you feel christmas with you [Music] christmas santa so we cleaned up the barbershop and decorated the tree just in time for christmas santa came by we wanted to make sure he was the real santa so he stabbed him to death and then checked his wallet turns out he was a guy that goes by the name of jair rojas who was arrested in miami beach in 2001 for grand theft auto thanks to us that's one more bad guy off the streets let's finish that haircut right guys yeah let's finish that haircut that's a pretty gnarly scar how'd you get that my grandpa was smoking a cigar popping me right in the back of the neck with it your grandfather burned you while you were just his child no this was last week i know you pig man we saved you from the cage down in the magical closet dungeon they put me in the stupid cage with a pig face you know what it was worth it if it brings joy to one sad sad kid this christmas and we did good look at that what a handsome guy get a picture of this this is what we're gonna call the future serial killer look i don't feel safe around him looking at him with that haircut all right alex your hair looks great you ready for the big reveal and just like that christmas was saved on christmas night [Music] show me that's a pet a chicken story and i'll be waiting on christmas nights [Applause] christmas a time [Music] we were in a winter wonderland but then we saved all the kidnapped animals and a pig on the way that's the pig that's the pig oink oink

Channel: Jeff Wittek

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Keywords: Jeff's barbershop, Jeff wittek, vlog squad, David Dobrik, barber, barbershop, haircut, interview, podcast, christmas, Alex ernst, fight scene, fight, dog, puppy, rat, vlog, Cody Ko

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Length: 11min 27sec (687 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 23 2020