Adum & Pals: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

I'm Adam I'm Gael I'm Scott and we're in the bank where is that his own arm that's what it looks like actually like I'm crazy this is I love how confusing this is already this is great it was like really metaphorical but it I figured it out you did you did a really good job with the mirror last night this is literal and I don't know what's going on oh my God was that a vampire or a wolf okay so you just drive by bit on his palm yeah it reminded me of how people die in cyberpunk 2077 oh true his leg wasn't through his chest though uh his leg wasn't always the way through his chest that's how you tell the difference man that's uh some major acne yeah he's got a problem so shouldn't they be in school it's like is this a weekend he's learned everything what would have heard he doesn't need to keep her dog he's gone to grade 12. 87 times they've tried everything he still won't pass oh yeah the cop dad who always wears this cop uniform at home well that's how you know lives matter guy that's how you know he's a cop I love that he's wearing like the police shirt but underneath he's just got like a regular yeah he's like dead or something it barely looks like a police shirt can we just agree like it's like a half sleeve he might have made it himself you use your newfound freedom to see some of your other friends too like Jacob so why like because they need to take a boy because she loves Edward and they're forcing in the conflict they need the script to have her hanging out with Jacob even though she loves Edward like her mind's already [ __ ] made you know what maybe maybe the conflict they haven't considered that Jacob might be have you considered that Jacob might be a little better no so Adam just tossed me the Blu-ray cover for this and I swear to God every the cover for every Twilight film is just the three of them mugging at the camera and it's not and she looks so like they all look so disinterested here we have the Twilight Saga Eclipse La Saga Twilight hesitation hesitation in French yeah a new Volvo I think we know who uh who's sponsoring hold on what Kristen Stewart got a new vulva what because like remember in the first film when he got it he saved her in his wall though yeah it's the anti-rape mobile is that her mom I guess yesterday this is what we're establishing I'm gonna go yes I'm just saying if you go to the University of Alaska I'm never going to see you they have a really great Science Program you mean Edward program wait he watches you guys I mean he really does watch her like her mom is not wrong he watches her like a [ __ ] creep yeah does she know he's there right now like is he just not allowed outside congratulations oh god oh it's a portmantown of congratulations congratulations it's the box from old boy oh oh no it's the same he's auditioning for the next Jason Bourne film Jesus Christ [Music] she's in their territory can't they sort of fly though what's this okay situation she's defecting to the South Korean border they can't get her there yeah it's the DMZ I love how long this chase scene is going on without offering anything like interesting visually it's just a lot of this a lot of fast cats the uh trees trees going past ah good face oh man the [ __ ] stupid no hey hey let's look at that let's not judged too harshly he's warmer first of all just checking to see if she's still human I will kill him oh my god oh oh yeah there's a race floor pending I love how there's this like whole War thing happening in the background that like nobody in the city really knows about just connected to her pretty much Hold On Tight you [ __ ] [ __ ] don't do this in front of him wait what you just got to school you just she got you just left your fiancee she got a ride from Edward to leave somewhere with Jake don't don't you have class we all have to live the Leah Sam Emily pain Fest I love how Taylor Lautner's body says jacked 25 year old and his voice says little boy I'm Taylor Lautner I'm jacked I'm Taylor Lautner I'm the only one out of the three of us that has no career [Music] have you imprinted on someone so they're trying to explain this imprinting concept can someone help me out with it uh uh okay you good you got it you knew this was gonna happen not in a month I mean not before you you've even lived or before I could [ __ ] you but he's got his hooks in here so deep oh God hooks that's a good one who's this guy oh that's the guy that's the guy from the opening that's the guy from the opening who just oh and now he's a vampire can you imagine just sleeping on the couch with a police file open in your lap guess yes sir dad you know he's hiding in the closet this is just the [ __ ] fanatic I was gonna say it's like the fanatic that was very similar remember oh your eyes are weird now yeah his eyes are very inconsistent I know I smell like a dog I know I smell like a dog come on guys you can shut it off there's not gonna be a better line than that so all of their eyes are black now it's to distinguish them from Victoria's Army because Victoria is like weren't they like sort of golden before and the bad ones were red why have we changed I could care us what you need all right we're done here no you're done here stop I'm tired of this from now on I'm Switzerland okay okay I'm Switzerland it's like in World War II she's neutral her metaphor was less about being neutral and more that she loves hiding Nazi gold oh my God doesn't he own a shirt Jacob is projecting so hard remember his line like he's got his claws in you he's like oh you want to meet he shows up like buff light oh I'm just happening to not wear a shirt right now like oh [ __ ] I'm sorry he is being the manipulator and he's trying to blame Edward while he's doing it no he is projecting we hold hard he's a sociopath we have established This Kiss is real before and they were right a lot of screening the Revenant dude this is the Revenant this is the opening scene I think it's the revenue oh that's a good face I love it oh my God three contest there's no magical Bean no special powers oh she's like aoin like I am no man I will step you know get it anymore no no no no no no no no no hey what what the shirt's not even like ripped she stabbed herself without even making it I don't think you even pierced this that was really weird oh my God so she stabbed herself to distract yeah that's a distraction well I'm wondering if that's gonna be reincorporated somebody Bella's gonna stab herself yeah still let's get a stamp or something to this track Oh no you're totally right that was really funny these movies are just getting more and more entertaining I'm enjoying it I hate the fans they don't know which ones because the ratings go down our entertainment goes up oh my God what that's how it works PS we're back to gold eyes guys yeah that's weird maybe the effects people just forgot before it's day time maybe if you bite someone when they're old did they stay old yeah they're forever that's the logic yes which is why Edward totally looks 17. he is 17. think how cold she is right now yeah but like that's why he's a good summer quilt just to be warm she's wearing a sweater how him he has a reflection in the mirror they they forgot look at this juxtaposition with Jacob she can be outside he can keep her warm it's just oh it's just gone beautiful with like a dog exactly with with Edward she just has to be like in a coffin like indoors all the time you can't go outside and you need to know that I'm in love with you oh you know he just admitted his love for her oh no it's like he's been in love with her and we didn't know that before but now we know it because he said it oh this is news I don't feel that way for you I don't buy it yeah it's clear you don't feel that way this is really [ __ ] rapey he's a piece of [ __ ] she just said no and he's trying to convince her he's the best this is I mean he probably can't even kiss you without her she doesn't know yet she's trying to get loose her he's trying to convince him no stop it I'm gonna call Child Protective Services it's time to stop I'm I'm the warm one exactly he's fuzzy [Music] [Laughter] you have a choice none of us did but you do and you're choosing wrong yeah you're choosing wrong yeah [ __ ] it's amazing how everybody in the movie Just tries to manipulate her and she has like this guide her other vampires people that aren't trying to [ __ ] her like oh there she is you can settle down oh my God was this her life that she regrets not continuing being raped by a drunk getting raped by a Mustachio the drunk man did Carlisle turn you into a vampire because he was hungry or because as you were gonna die anyway what's the argument you're making I'm not sure how this story applies to Bella yeah like what is the other fun story that's like 100 [ __ ] years from now VR will be so sick you won't even tell the difference between that in real life so just hang on for another like what hang on half of the life that you've already lived and you're just making it like a like a cold rational argument but this is an emotional place oh yeah this is a woman's movie like no it's it's not a woman she's talking about how when you don't sound mad you said that before me and if you can't control yourself this guy's delivery is excellent can we appreciate the acting on this guy I love Riley beers were they all fighting the cars I don't know what's going on but it's really funny did they beat up a car just in your hand I blame it on the whole inner animal thing I don't know isn't that isn't that a hot he has like an inner animal that he can control I made it myself if someone won't [ __ ] take no for an answer and then a few days later it's like I'm really sorry don't [ __ ] buy it don't trust good for you no no no no I'm sorry no no no no I made a mistake and he learned the world is a cruel and dark place coming from a vampire yeah when you're of when you're on Team Edward oh oh nice bracelet where'd you get it I hope a dog what a v what if he gets her a bat necklace like a necklace oh my God she's she's just rocking so many [ __ ] where's the one out there you started with like different Trinkets and [ __ ] yeah oh Carlisle oh oh man he's so perfect for the roll these movies always get so slow when it gets to the action scenes isn't that weird it's so crazy what was the most boring thing that's a huge [ __ ] baby oh my God it's gonna be a hundred times worse than this right I've you can't really talk back ah come on how can you she loves him Team Jacob you're a cutter but you're a boy all the train in the Confederate Army gave me Confederate was this person in the in the American Civil War oh I wonder what side he was on I hope it was the good one this happened during the Civil War I was the youngest major in the Texas Cavalry oh my God what's happening with your accent why did you become Southern when your mouth is just on one side of your face yeah that's how you become Southern there's a lot of [ __ ] flashbacks that don't add anything to them did you see the horse bow take notes Adam Maria was creating an army they were very common in the South vampire armies wait that makes the Northern victory even more impressive that's true the South had vampires and lost what a bunch of [ __ ] losers [Music] the boy was made of metal yeah I believe [Music] all right you got too many whispery [ __ ] you gotta cut one yes is that you Whispering scooter if if you can't tell I know right and it doesn't matter Alice would have seen she wanted to make it that was a really weird okay they're breaking the [ __ ] 180 degree Rule and it's really pissing me off it's really jarring way to make something like way more complicated than it needs to be that was like five shots like okay either it's so dangerous that I have to hide or it's so easy that you're gonna be sidelined what is with the way you're talking right now she's like turning into some [ __ ] like a valley girl why can't Bella walk she needs to get my she's just lazy she's trying to oh she's getting refused the sweat does her stupid dad not know anything that's going on he's completely clueless he's he's very much the the Aunt May of this not this series he literally no I guess so some sort of Spiderman are you a Spiderman Peter give us our trespasses Spanish [Applause] hey look they're having conversations that are relevant to her plot something about marriage or sure something oh my god dad I'm a virgin ah the dead okay I like how she had to explain to her dad that she's a virgin he's like [ __ ] liar oh I just kind of assumed you were a [ __ ] this is news to me you said that you wanted me to have every Human Experience not one supporters killing you what sorry that [ __ ] her would risk killing her why because he can't control herself no when he says killing her I think he means turning her into a vampire is he worried that he might [ __ ] her in half I think he's worried that I might [ __ ] her to death Stephanie Meyer is basically like you know how like the Lolly artists will be like it's like a seven-year-old but actually they're like a thousand years old Stephanie Meyer's like oh he looks like a 17 year old but he's actually 90 right wait did she just agree to marry him I don't know what I don't know we were arguing we're busy arguing who cares is that like Bryce Dallas Howard or what like actually actually um it actually might be I think we should wait to tell him so now they're like getting married and she doesn't want to tell Jacob yeah she's telling Edward this right now like I don't want Edward Jacob I don't want him to see the Rings [ __ ] crazy it's music The Holy [ __ ] okay what a silly [ __ ] that is really really dumb what that's what a stupid it's like we're hiding in the lake for how long [ __ ] they were walking the entire time but he just got like they walked across the lake from one side to the other yeah thank you it's literally just one guy bringing her to the other guy over there like [ __ ] you deal with her for a bit oh it's fun she's really cold guess who she could use right now that she's really cold oh my God he's getting so funny the things warm dog warm dog oh my God specific scenarios yeah they wrote this so that she would need him right now I am hotter than you I am hotter than you he said it in her day-to-day life she wouldn't be [ __ ] camping in a blizzard on a mountain you know like this is a very you know something here she is You Don't Know Her Hobbies she showed up here unprepared to face the actual environment so she doesn't know what the [ __ ] she's doing so on top of this I'm surprised she brought it ladies and gentlemen yes is a good dog faster if you took your clothes off faster if you took your colds oh it's true that's what they teach you you all get naked and cuddle oh Adam you need to stop everything about getting molested in Scouts I know she's in love with you she's in love with me too oh okay and she's in love that's such [ __ ] oh my God that right there is like canceled Jacob wouldn't lie Adam dogs are physically incapable of lying dogs they're my friends identify yourself she chooses me she won't if she's [ __ ] engaged dude like [ __ ] Let It Go this is the same [ __ ] director as hard candy 30 Days of Night and bandersnatch the Black Mirror oh my God he also I believe directed the pilot of 2012's awake starring Dylan Minnette clay Jensen of 13 Reasons Why Fame shared universe and question mark like do you not bring a [ __ ] jacket you idiot what are you doing right now there's snow in the air what are you doing right now there should be condensation coming from their breath right now I am an expert in this I did my research is the director of Frozen yeah maybe I'll get myself killed and make it simple classic [ __ ] everybody kill themselves the movie is done you know they'll just die and then you'll feel better Jacob might have borderline personality disorder but I'm still on his side he's a total piece of [ __ ] kiss me oh oh [ __ ] make up your goddamn mind stop yeah this is disgusting this is his Team Jacob all the way stop this this is sick oh isn't this great cinematography yeah just on a set yeah they did with the Oscar you don't give a [ __ ] about anybody she does all this [ __ ] in front of the other guy this is one of those scenarios where if this was happening where like social media was a thing if this was like 10 years later Edward and Jacob would team up and [ __ ] record her and be like gotcha [ __ ] and make her like famous on the internet like you [ __ ] [ __ ] I love you more I love you more she is so rude but that's really really mean oh no brace oh my God the crazy face breaking really they just choose a [ __ ] field to fight in you know I love it like this is just [ __ ] [ __ ] I would film when I was like 13. I was gonna say we're gonna have like a [ __ ] battle like you know like this has student film written all over it yeah she knew we weren't there but she caught my scent how oh how did you sound like a dead guy this is so silly looking but it looks so bad okay look we I know we've seen it 12 times at this point what the [ __ ] are vampires made of though very inspired oh yeah that's the word I would use stab yourself stab yourself now this is so silly I can't believe how poorly they did this Victoria was a [ __ ] oh my God die yet oh okay all right oops that is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life didn't they say that you have to burn them like is she dead or no they said she's got to burn them right they said a lot she's coming back alive yeah she's a drunk she she's she's got a problem so epic what is this random last minute clock yeah who's this [ __ ] guy do you like breaking Its Ribs oh he gave him canine hip dysplasia oh my God he's nude right he's canonically nude right now his dick is out I would like to dick is out why did you come foreign [Music] manipulator and she is an awful person you know you're being very judgmental I hope the last shot of this movie is Jacob saying marry me and she goes to Black oh my God that would be amazing this wasn't a choice between you and Jacob this wasn't a choice it was between who I should be and who I am okay what that makes what are you talking about every little sense because I'm not normal [Music] I don't want to be let's just be like I I you wow I [ __ ] what speak spit it the [ __ ] out yeah I don't want to be just like every other girl and [ __ ] a dog I Wanna [ __ ] a bat all right she's got a ring she's got a ring everybody we did it uh she had it before we wanted to put it in her Pockets because she didn't want to offend Jacob but she's still wearing her bracelet she got it like halfway through the [ __ ] movie but now she's like real excited she's wearing the brand new movie directed by David Slade great screenplay great novel thank you [ __ ] Stephanie Meyer what the [ __ ] is wrong with you so far this one was my favorite it's pretty good I'm giving this one a three out of ten we're getting one rating higher every single film yeah one two three seven more films IMDb use a rating for the first film is 5.2 with a meta score of 56 the IMDb user rating for the second film is 4.7 so that's lower with a meta score of 44 so that's lower and then this film the newest one Eclipse uh the newest one that we've covered 5.0 user rating higher than the second but not as high as the first and then 58 meta score the highest meta score so far oh the highest yeah I'm agreeing with the Metascore on this one except I rated a three and not 58 but I'm agreeing that it's the best one so far all right let's check out some of these uh reviews some of these clearly aren't Twilight fans one of them says I have never craved a bullet in my head so much in my life it was just the title of it what a review the wife owes me big time he took my wife nearly a week of constant begging to take her to see the eclipse after having endured the first two movies in the subsequent years of self therapy to erase the memory it took a lot of persuasion and to Guilt Trip me into seeing this one as well let's go for the 10 star reviews let's see what happens here 10 Stars very similar to the book all right oh yes David Slade did an amazing job regardless of what others say I thought New Moon dragged on for most of the movie and peeked towards the end Eclipse had me on the edge of my seat two hours went by quick and left wanting more well I agree true ten Stars the best movie out of all three Twilight movies I'm agreeing with the fans what was your favorite scene I think when a man got his face punched into pieces that's not that's not bad because all right but my boy was really expecting by far was when they had the scenario where she was freezing hold and she needed oh yeah that was the best mine is right that was the best mine's a winner my favorite scene is when she punched Jacob in the face and broke her hand that was a really good scene come on well that's a winner which was God's way of telling her that she shouldn't be punching Jacob [ __ ] Jacob uh wait we still got 77 but four seconds uh no we're all gonna die so you can follow me now no [Music]

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Length: 25min 49sec (1549 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 19 2021