- Um, excuse me? - I am very confused
by this text message. ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) A popular thing
on the internet has been some boss texts,
so we thought we'd show you that today.
- Okay. Those are always really funny. - There might be some
silly stuff on here that you might not supposed
to be seeing from texts from bosses. - I've never texted a supervisor,
so I'll see how this goes. - I've never done anything
awkward text to a boss. I'm usually very conscious
about what I'm saying and who I'm texting,
'cause I don't like making those types of mistakes. - It's been a long while,
'cause I've been my own boss for a long time. - I'm always skeptical of these.
I'm like, "no way." But they're fun to look at
anyway. - "I'm running a little late today."
"Yeah, it's rampant through the company."
"I hope it's not contagious." "I am just now showering." - "Let's call it a 10 start
and pretend we were both on time." Okay, "Deal." - I wish it was that easy. - I would never get that text
actually. - I'd be like, "All right, cool.
I got a chill-ass boss. I'ma roll in around 10." - I'd wanna work for that boss.
I could just text and be like, "Yeah, I'm running late." - The boss man.
"Yep, on my way. My lust just reminded me--"
Oh my God, my lust? - "My lust just required
a lot of stops. List.
List, list, blerg." "Ha ha, just read this." - "One of the funniest
auto corrects I've ever seen. Or was it?" - It makes it even funnier
that it's your boss, so you don't wanna mess
that up too much. - Wow, that's actually really,
really bad. You don't wanna text
your boss about your lust. - Just openly telling your boss,
"Hey, I'm sleeping around." That's pretty much what
that says. - "Running a big behind."
"What? As your supervisor,
I don't think it would be appropriate to comment
on your text, but oh, I want to." - "Haha, it was supposed
to be bit not big." - "And here's one for
damn you auto correct. Just so you know,
I've been running a big belly. Don't criticize your behind." - Why did I laugh at that?
I feel like I'm twelve. - That's a good one.
Make it a little less awkward. - This is why I turn
auto correct off because I don't wanna accidentally send
stuff that I don't mean to certain people. - "OMG, I'm sorry I'm running late.
I've been stuck on the toilet for over--"
That is terrible. That's too much information.
I don't wanna know all that. "Again, TMI Donna." - "If you're that sick, stay home.
Nancy can cover for you. Feel better soon, Matt." - "What?
TMI? I'm not sick."
"You just said you've been on the toilet.
If you're that sick, just stay home." - "[Bleep], that was supposed
to be toilet. Oh my God, it did it again.
Tollway." Oh, that's a big plot twist. - See, that's her fault for
not catching it. I proofread texts,
so that's just laziness on her part. - I don't think this is that bad.
I don't know if you wanna tell your boss that,
but if you guys have a good relationship,
you can. - "Mark, definitely need
you tomorrow. John got his penis stuck
in the vacuum cleaner" - "And had to go to
the hospital. TMI, man. - You don't need to tell your
boss this stuff. I feel like, you could just
tell him that you can't make it to work 'cause
you had an accident or something. Why was John doing that
in the first place? That's the bigger question
right there. - I wonder what he was doing
with the vacuum cleaner though. Was he vacuuming without
pants on? - How can it be a typo?
It can't. What else would be penis?
Tennis? - I'm very confused by
this text message. - "Dead boss.
The solicitor said he appreciated your offer,
but he wasn't sure about car agora D.
He said he would like to have a meeting with you
a nod you should meet him in the entrance ball.
Kind farts, your secretory." - "Lindsay, just to let you know
that I am not dead. I do not know what you mean
by car agora D. We do not have an entrance ball
and farts are not kind. You are in big trouble." - I'm pretty sure at the beginning,
it's supposed to say "Dear boss." Lindsay, the boss is not dead. - It started bad and it just
got progressively worse. - Sometimes you don't read
your texts before you send it. Sometimes I will text after
and I'm like, "Something's wrong with
my text today. I'ma hold mine, so just
ignore that." - How is this person
your assistant when they can't text properly?
That should never occur. - "Sorry, forgot to text
you walrus that the deposits were made." - "Are you calling me
a walrus?" "Lol omg.
Sorry, that was supposed to be 'earlier' not 'walrus." - "I know I've put on
some weight. Anyway, thanks."
"Omg, I'm dying right now. No, you're far from
a walrus." That's funny. - I don't know how you get
"walrus" from "earlier." - I don't understand how
people even make those mistakes to their boss.
I don't get that. - At least the boss was
kinda humorous with it, kinda went along with it.
Don't ever call your boss a walrus. - "Can you do those forms
or I can't guarantee you will get laid.
I mean paid, awkward." Paid! - Monkey oopsie face,
so it's all good now. He understands.
It's fine. - That really is awkward.
Poor worker. - Either way, you're getting
some form of payment. There's a little something there. - It's a little straightforward,
but either way, "I can't guarantee you'll
get paid." That's like, "Hey, why not?" - When it's coming from
your boss, I should assume he means paid,
but yeah, that is a little awkward
auto correct fail. - "It's National Boss Day
and not one of you told me 'Happy Boss Day'
so tomorrow is National Scrub the Entire
Center with my mother's toothbrush day."
I don't know why, but this sounds like something
that Michael Scott would send from the Office. - No, God, please no.
No! - Why with your mother's
toothbrush? What did she do to you? - That's a little sensitive
aren't you? Getting offended nobody
said "Happy boss day" when I'm pretty sure that's
not even a thing. - That's not really a
recognized holiday, okay. If we don't have it off,
then why is it a day in the first place, you know? - I didn't even know
happy boss day was a thing. Sorry, you previous
employers. - I get why they're salty
that they didn't text "Happy boss day"
but at the same time, you shouldn't be that petty
about it. It's kinda mean.
That's too much out there. - "Very cool.
Mind if I pump you later then?"
"Um, excuse me?" - "Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I meant, is it cool if I pimp you later?
Join, not pump or pimp. So embarrassing."
"And completely inappropriate." Very inappropriate. - Pump, then pimp,
then he meant "join." That is so embarrassing.
Oh no. - I don't get how these happen,
you know what I mean? Are you that much in a rush
when you're texting, you don't see the auto
correct going off? - Jaime didn't seem to take
this very well. It's okay Jaime,
he didn't mean it. - Yeah, it is inappropriate,
but it's not what they intended and I'm pretty sure
you knew that. You just took it the wrong way. - See, with my humor,
I think it would be hilarious, but I don't know how my
boss would feel about it. - If I were the boss and I got
something wrong, I'd probably be like,
"Who did I hire and why did I hire them?" - I don't usually make those
corrections, especially when it's to people of authority
or that have authority over me anyways, like parents,
bosses. - I would take a screenshot
if this happened to me, but thankfully, nothing
this embarrassing or funny has happened so far,
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