UH, WE'VE GOT TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING YOU'D THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED THAT STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. CHARLES: PUT ON MAKEUP. STEVE: PUT ON MAKEUP. [LAUGHTER] LIZ: GOT, LIKE, A SURGERY? STEVE: GOT, LIKE, A SURGERY. [LIZ CHUCKLING] STEVE: GOT, LIKE, A SURGERY. ABBY: WHOO! LIZ: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: YEAH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] CJ: GOOD MOVE. GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB. STEVE: LIZ, HOW YOU DOING? LIZ: I'M AMAZING. HOW ARE YOU? STEVE: GOOD. YOU LOOK LIKE A HAPPY PERSON. LIZ: YEAH, I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE, STEVE. STEVE: THAT'S GOOD. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? LIZ: YEAH, SO I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE CLASS OF 2021. I JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE WITH MY BUSINESS MANAGEMENT DEGREE. STEVE: REALLY? LIZ: YUP. STEVE: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. LIZ: THANK YOU. STEVE: INTRODUCE EVERYBODY, LIZ. LIZ: YEAH, SO I'M HERE WITH MY BEST FRIEND, MY SISTER ABBY; MY CRAZY, LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY COUSIN, CJ; MY ADORABLE MOM, KAREN; AND MY VERY HARDWORKING AND FUNNY FATHER, BARNEY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. ABBY, HOW ARE YOU? ABBY: I'M DOING SWELL. STEVE: AND WHAT DO YOU DO? ABBY: I'M A GRAPHIC DESIGNER IN MARKETING. STEVE: OH, OK. ABBY: AND, UH, I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA OUT MYSELF HERE, BUT I AM A TYPE-A HIPPIE, WHICH YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T MET BEFORE, SO I HAVE AN SUV CAMPER VAN, BUT EVERYTHING'S STILL COLOR-CODED AND ALPHABETIZED, SO I'M NOT, LIKE, A FUN HIPPIE, LIKE, I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE IT BORING. [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] BUT IT'S ME. IT'S FUN. STEVE: YEAH. ABBY: HA! STEVE: YOU KNOW, I USUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, BUT... [LAUGHTER] THIS IS SELF-EXPLANATORY. ABBY: YEAH. STEVE: LET'S GO, ABBY. NAME SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED THAT STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. ABBY: GO TO A GYM. [LAUGHTER] CJ: GOOD ANSWER. ABBY: YOU'RE TOO BUSY. CJ: GOOD ANSWER. KAREN: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] STEVE: I GO TO THE GYM ALL THE TIME. [LAUGHTER] OBVIOUSLY I'M OBVIOUSLY WASTING MY DAMN TIME. [LAUGHTER] MY FAT, SLOPPY ASS. HA! GO TO THE GYM. GEEZ. ABBY: AH! LIZ: WHOO! STEVE: OK, I GOT THAT RIGHT THERE, YEAH. CJ? CJ: HOW WE DOING? STEVE: ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? NAME SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED THAT STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. CJ: WELL, I'D BE VERY SURPRISED IF YOU SHAVED THAT GORGEOUS MUSTACHE. STEVE: YOU--HEH HEH! LIZ: WHOO! GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. BARNEY: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. THAT WAS A MISTAKE. SHAVE THE MUSTACHE! KAREN: WHOO! STEVE: HERE WE GO. KAREN, HI, DARLING. KAREN: HI! STEVE: HEY, NAME SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED THAT STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. KAREN: DRESS LIKE A HOBO. LIZ: YEAH, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: DRESS LIKE A HOBO! [APPLAUSE] KAREN: AW. [APPLAUSE] STEVE: BARNEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? BARNEY: I'M DOING GOOD. THANKS, STEVE. STEVE: WOW. BARNEY, LET'S GO, MAN. NAME SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. BARNEY: IF YOU PUT A WIG ON. STEVE: HEH HEH! YEAH. PUT ON A WIG! LIZ: IT'S UP THERE. [APPLAUSE] WHOO! CJ: GOOD JOB. STEVE: A BLOND MULLET. [LAUGHTER] LIZ, SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. LIZ: YOU PUT ON A COSTUME. STEVE: PUT ON A COSTUME. BARNEY: GOOD ANSWER, LIZ. STEVE: PUT ON A COSTUME. KAREN: OHH! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, ABBY. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL NOW. WE GOT TWO STRIKES. PARKER FAMILY CAN STEAL. SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. ABBY: LIP REDUCTION? STEVE: LIP REDUCT--HEH HEH! HEH! NO, THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. HEH! CJ: IT'S UP THERE. IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: HEH! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN IMAGINE ME WITH LITTLE BOLOGNA SLICES, BUT... [LAUGHTER] IT AIN'T A CUTE LOOK. THAT'S PLASTIC SURGERY? OH. OH, OK. NOT ON ME, IT IS. IT'S MAJOR CONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY. [LAUGHTER] HEH HEH! ABBY, NAME SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. ABBY: I WAS GONNA SAY YOUR CLOTHES, STEVE. KAREN: GOOD ANSWER. [APPLAUSE] STEVE: SHE'S GONNA SAY MY CLOTHES. LIZ: WHOO! HA HA! [APPLAUSE] STEVE: I CAN'T WEAR NOTHIN' MY WIFE GOT. ABBY: HA HA HA! STEVE: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. WE GOT TWO STRIKES, CJ. UH, PARKERS CAN STEAL. BE CAREFUL. SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. CJ: I'LL SAY IF YOU GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT. STEVE: GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT! I--I WANT TO. BARNEY: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT! [APPLAUSE] ABBY: AW. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. GIVE ME SOMETHING YOU'D BE SHOCKED STEVE HARVEY DID TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE. CHARLES: WHAT IF HE GREW A BEARD? HAZEL: GREAT ANSWER. GREAT ANSWER. STEVE: GREW A BEARD! [APPLAUSE] CHARLES: WHOO! ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] STEVE: NUMBER 5? AUDIENCE: BLEACHED SKIN. STEVE: HA HA HA HA! HEY, SO I GET A LIP REDUCTION, I BLEACH MY SKIN, AND THEN I GET THAT BLOND MULLET. [LAUGHTER] "OH, STEVE TRIPPIN' NOW."
