Abandoned Farm Truck! 1971 Ford F100 4x4! Will it Run?!? Parked for 18 years in a field!

hmm this is going to be interesting hey there boys and girls youtube world today we're going to see if we can't get a 1967 to 72 ford [Applause] [Music] but she's uh she's in here tight so we got a four row corn head in the way trees growing around it tree's going behind it i think we're gonna have to go backwards out of here hopefully this thing's as good let me get it out as it looks here this ought to be fun look at them rough rider country mud flaps if you complain about farmers don't talk with your mouth full furnished by first national bank and trust ellen dale north dakota she's only been off the road 18 years jimmy spender sucked me up on this deal because he felt so bad for screwing me over on that international where yeah where's your spenders at what do you think duff how are we gonna get this out of here should have brought a clevis with i think i better bring the chainsaw oh boy all right chainsaw time whatever you're rolling in it's probably dead and stinky so quit it yeah oh yeah it's a skunk guess who's riding in the box [Music] oh now we're in trouble [Applause] and i just tightened it up at home you got a 13 and a screwdriver not a mechanic oh yeah right oh hey we better put the electric fence up where's it in nobody knows how you got you got eight thousand dollars with the blood here and three miles of electric fence well i cut the wrong go grab that other chainsaw see if you can get that one to break too yeah i know i'll let you run your own and break your own which way do i go oh you got it you're a good boy [Music] it growed into the mirror and look at that the mirror is still broke all right i'm gonna go enjoy a sandwich well jimmy spenders throws logs no you're drawing them i'm throwing little ones how many trees you suppose we cut out here we must cut at least a dozen i don't know about your new friend duff seems like a bad influence you guys are terrible oh where did you find all the mud oh don't shake by me okay throw some trees [Music] jimmy spenders thinks i should be uh paul bunyan throwing all these trees and he's leaning on the blue ox trying to rub the paint off the fender you just keep an eye on them dogs i'm going to put some wind in these tires i'm out of wind [Applause] [Music] that's a lot of work should have jimmy blew these things up he's got to be full of hot air oh there's a little water in there that's like wheel weight for uh [Music] oh hopefully that uh cow carcass don't poke a hole in our tire now we got it pumped up that one's up she's a true survivor west of 281 white letters out cowboy things this one's a timberline no white letter on the front one she's a delta oh none of them have a cap so clearly they leak before they park it instant poor man's lift kit pump up your tires make sure she's out of gear broken shovel you know how we save that stuff keys are in it good job holding that fender down how are we gonna get that out of there what do you think about uh grabbing a tractor and scooting it over there with a a tractor see he's got a front wheel right back there yeah we got to back out here anyway i'm not really good at walking too many of them white cups full no i got bad back surgery well if we were gonna get this international chisel plow out we'd uh we'd really be in trouble i remember when that worked do you know well i'm old you remember when you had to fend off dinosaurs at night oh i'm a lot closer to 70. i am to 60. words of wisdom by jimmy spenders don't have my teeth but lying had none since i was 20 years old sex wrath your teeth does it does it count if it's with yourself all right you got it let's go get a tractor you know how to run this thing yep you need me to boost you up there wonder what that 2x4 is for no that roach clip yeah well if the air conditioning don't work plug it into the redwood [Music] west the 281 cowboy thanks well it doesn't have nothing to do with starting it do you know how to run the loader at least i wonder what that uh ratchet strap is holding the roof of the cab on little little shaky in there jimmy just don't run into the box side [Music] well we got her around the hitch yeah and uh he's got a chain link kind of just bolted in the bucket i don't know how much i like that we're just gonna stand back easy peasy lemon squeezy now if jimmy could find reverse i suppose i should go move the pickup oh boy [Applause] what a rodeo this is he's being pretty brave with that bolt in that bucket i don't know if that's gonna hold up to the sheer forces that are being applied to it he says he wants me to steer or he's dancing we can't figure out which so we got a new debacle i think the rag joint broke because that ain't supposed to do that i don't know what he's going to back into over there this just got a whole lot more interesting oh hey look 51 or 52 ford big truck oh that's a tough tailgate doing real good jimmy real good i don't know i'm standing back there like i'm gonna do anything hit the brakes maybe pretty good looking pickup oh she's had a little body work done in this corner i think he wants to get her straight with the world there ain't a whole lot straight in the jimmy spender's world though let's get babe the blue ox over here and get this sucker loaded it might be fun without steering dolph i got a bone for you you're busy with daisy playing in the mud oh she's got a whiskey dent there [Music] let's see what's going on with that steering oh look they left you a nice little notch in the grille guard to maybe get the hood open well there's our steering dilemma i didn't do it this is why we can't have nice things jimmy i didn't do it see well i don't you can't tell on a ford because ford sucks grab that fan see if she turns over oh god the moment of truth see if you screwed me over on another rig oh boy i didn't scream i'm not strong though strong smelling you're like you're like paul bunyan you try it oh man how the fan goes but the engine didn't perfect well guys what was this guy's name lloyd oh dang i already had a 55 ford named lloyd [Music] [Applause] [Music] did you guys find some more swampy water well you shouldn't be how do you get it on the top of your head but not your back you're special we're gonna make like a tree and leave [Music] do [Music] i suppose i should probably uh work on that ferd huh duff well pudding up here he's bashing i'm a skid steer saying we're taking the easy route out what's wrong with doing it easy you know some of us got to work our full-time job and then come home and do this so anything to make it quicker you'll skitter she's handy ain't she duff doesn't have a keurig maker in there but look at that a sandwich holder yeah that's right collector's edition oh it even keeps them nice and cold i should really get this thing detailed though no radio either we didn't splurge for that but we do have ac that's what keeps the sandwiches cool slingshot engaged slingshot engaged at this you just push this button and the door goes up ready how neat is that how neat is that then we push this oh that engages the boost whoop yep toe roll ain't got nothing on this thing hands-free camera control oh yeah nothing but the finest here in moretzky repair look at the headliner it doesn't even look like it was in a knife fight in downtown chicago like the old tow rolla he does have one thing on us though he's got tinted windows and these things are kind of a bugger you know they get dirty this time of year we get a couple hours of sunlight it won't be so bad in a couple of months though enough about how great this skid steer is let's get this fork shoved inside let's see that uh toe roll i'll pull a half ton four-wheel drive with a bum wheel around then we'll talk but oh did i mention it doesn't have any steering either that's right and i don't have to get anybody to jump in there and steer it for me with my helping on the thumbs [Music] easy peasy lemon squeezy oh look at that tire ew [Music] so did some digging apparently this thing's called prairie yellow i think it gained a bunch more dents since we had it sitting here and some more uh lichens going on it look at that handy-dandy antenna i bet that was his fm conversion fix the tow mirror for him oh we'll get that later i think that's wimbledon white maybe full length running boards factory ford lockouts that's how you know it says ford on them how neat is that that's pretty neat factory hubcaps i didn't even notice the uh fog lights until i was hooking the chain up there this thing's only been off the road for 18 years and it's a ford so it should pop right off oh look pills perfect those are our favorite candy is dandy won't rot your teeth hmm not a problem south dakota has i'm on that air conditioning yeah we probably should have finished cleaning this out before it got all soggy at least we got a shovel to do it with my uh quick clamp on the rough rider country mud flap held that on there oh that's right we are missing a hubcap see if we can scrounge one of those up it's got the fancy toe bumper if you complain about farmers don't talk with your mouth full furnished by first national bank and trusts ellendale no dakota flying pigs and uh cows with uh hula dresses on oh if you aren't familiar with these fords oh yeah these these aren't actual lights they're just reflectors that's kind of silly i don't know if the orange board has those does the orange part have those duff go over and check it out i think there's a rabbit over there okay or not oh yeah the tailgate handles they don't lift up on these they swing out [Music] weird ford things so we got to put a tube in that because we don't like flat tires i don't know must have had some type of tank back here and that was the plug for it spare tire bracket over there oh boy duff well come over here and check it out this thing she's ripe oh man look at that seat dang [Music] oh it does have the gun rack it's even a triple holder oh there's a lot of stuff back here and a lot of mouse poop what's this his rain flicker does it have his name oh come on have a name on ew it she's breathable though fat guy in a little coat that guy in a little coat oh that'll do i'm gonna start wearing this when i do my pressure washing videos instead of taking my clothes off like our oklahoman pal does another kind of good stuff we got in here is this the old stuff with deet in it unscented well that's no fun i thought that was an animal for a second he was all about the calendars got the o2 model in here what's this oh pop rivet tool sweet there was so much mouse nest in here that it's uh leaking out the edges awesome as you can see somebody's had to pry this open many times oh for cheese and rice open the door you keep on knocking but you can't come in keep on knocking but you can't come in okay we're just not gonna know what's in there this guy was clearly a pill popper nope johnson's baby powder oh it's full of hoover schniff though son of a biscuit who wants to do a line place water i bet one swat and that thing's annihilated didn't even make a full swat oh this is the stuff that joe rogan takes keeps you from getting the rona just kidding it's nails it's not in vermectin the largest radiator cabinet on the man this here comes blue somebody must have swapped her out cb radio dang breaker breaker199 this is a rubber duck oh dude that's that's a good name for this thing the rubber duck this thing is she's a dirt ball let's uh get the hood open when you say duff you gonna do it no well he said it was a 360. and uh we're just going to take the word for it that's got the heater shut off valve straight off the spigot this is the air compressor it's uh running that air hose back there guessing that's how you turn her on i don't know what that one why is one switch go up and down one left and right who knows got some spare 50 cal ammo in here let me get this thing open like so oh makeshift funnel with rag inside type f automatic transmission fluid well it's a manual transmission so that means the power steering is probably leaking 10 w30 engine oil 9 16 yes i hate when they're like a 5 8 or 13 so they never use like a 3 8 i might need that so i'll just put that back remind me when it breaks down on the side of the road and i need a 3 8 on the test drive but those are in there just scream real loud at the screen you're watching me on power steering manual brakes no air conditioning but it does have an air conditioning compressor up there what do we got for coolant hey it's green and it's existent that's plus jimmy where's the dipstick if i were a ford i would put it in the most inopportune position sure enough let's hide it back here behind this thing here's our broken uh swivel joint for the steering swivel joint rag joint coupler steering coupler whatever you call it it's a lot of oil like where's the line at oh it ain't too much over the line just a half inch it smells like fuel somebody probably tried starting this thing yep 360 cid right there what does it turn hopefully hmm not really turning i gotta get this jacket off this thing's gross so based with our last experience on an fe which this is a 360 or what fe stands for i probably do know ford engineering whatever we're gonna pull the valve covers off because if it's really rusty under there we're gonna take the rocker shafts off because we don't wanna bend any push rods like we did on the last one oh shoot cause these rockered arms are stuck it bent the push rods oh so we uh we screwed it up silly forwards for the odds that comes off yeah rusted oh they welded a bung on there to go to the air compressor so he's pulling filtered air in the air compressor brilliant brilliant i don't know about these pro-tec filters mice sure like them though little house little fecal matter kind of rusted through there i'm sure none of that got into the carbonator gonna be stuck oh yeah stuck dang it somebody's gonna get mad because i didn't cover that carburetor but we already know that carburetor she needs some love anyhow so i don't think we heard anything what do we have behind door number two oh for cheese and rice so look at this no way to get in there one thing is that pcv which goes through there which had the hose plugged in so riddle me this batman how the french does that much crust get stuck in the top end of these engines it's always these fords too always the 360s the fes and the y-blocks and the chrysler 318s small block chevys they don't do this they they look better than this when you don't have valve covers on them get the air hose out pull the stuff out of the valve tray and we'll fire it right up well i guess let's see what the other side looks like i'm sure it's not gonna look any better even though that side was plugged up too what's it look like after we blow it off you always want to have your sandwich in your hand so that the debris doesn't get in there you don't want them to be any grittier than they already need to be look at that good as new just blew her off quick and here with some coil just kidding that's all got to come apart [Music] [Music] oh positive no no those are bent well we might as well let these valves soak for a bit because i'm sure none of those are stuck [Music] all right it's behind door number seven place your bets i'm betting crappy [Music] just like the last because why wouldn't it be what the french toast this one actually looks really good compared to the other side anyhow this back two cylinders look real good second cylinder not bad front cylinder's got a little bit of chewiness going on so why is that other side so bad it was all sealed up i just don't get it clean engine's a happy engine [Music] guessing we're gonna need to take these out it doesn't look all too bad i don't get a little crap in there like it melted the electrode but that one had a little humidity in it the rest don't look bad what are the odds the other side looks anywhere close to that well we're over here let's spray those cylinders down to some oil this side doesn't look too bad either a little humidity in those two not bad though well i guess there ain't much left to do now but throw battery in there see what happens we got for battery this week looks like i got a never start stashed away from my last trip to the big city here you got it still looking for a battery sponsor these things are like freaking candy around here just disappear which way do we gotta go should we clean those up no smoke that's a good sign if the old loser switch out or the odds it does anything more than click it's kind of what i figured she's stuck so what are we gonna do pry bar on the crank seems like these fords you can never get at the flywheel maybe we'll take a peek at that or i guess we could always make a mvp tool for one of these because we had such good luck with the last couple times breaking harmonic balancer keyways oh yeah [Music] oh no [Music] what's turning this seems only been sit for 18 years with an air cleaner and a hood freaking fords we just got a rambler on and it's been sitting for 40 years well son of a biscuit she's got an inspection cover down there so i think we'll jack her up in the air it stands underneath it so we don't die and uh pull that cover off watch all the mouse poop fly out of the inspection cover because i usually like to make homes there as well and uh put a bar on it so you can't get turning over underneath that way also looking for a hoist sponsor well not so much a voice but somebody to buy us a shop with taller sidewalls so we can let this one go back and uh lose it what not get a hoist that would be nice that'll be the day until then let's jack her up safety third you know what those never starts getting away from you look at this thanks to the uh loyal patreon followers members subscribers supporters our uh ir air hammer took a dive this weekend got a new one here best 45 bucks ever these things of course i had to see what was wrong i don't know what this is called but whatever that hits against is wedged in there and it ain't coming out because i tried so she's going in the scrap because that thing is like the right-hand man there use that thing all the time great investment get yourself one of those things so what kind of goodness we got going on right here we got a clickety-clack in-line pump and a filter oh and somebody swapped the transmission they uh cut the crossmember out with a torch and then just unbolted it there oh that's that's handy what's this oh it's just a single speed dana 21. i don't know two piece drive shaft breasted out muffler with a nest there's the air tank for the air compressor held in with a big old chain from an implement i mean why not typical ford nine inch with a leaking pinion seal and an oily mess so why are you locked up here's our inspection cover we'll be removing shortly folks is that it yep hey look at that no mouse house and all the teeth are there south dakota that looks surprisingly decent in there i bet they put a clutch in and that's when they pulled all this out and butchered that up and cut the rivets and put bolts in cowboy things but uh i don't know it's rear man leaking or what but she's kind of greasy in there too let's put a bar on it see if she'll budge oh son of a biscuit you are not gonna cooperate are you so i can knock my own teeth out oh why do we do this to ourselves oh she ain't budging folks let me do i suppose sick of pulling heads off but you got to do it otherwise everybody says you're a quitter you're a millennial you're a hack mechanic you don't know what you're doing that is perfectly fine i think everybody yells at me you gotta soak it soak that engine if you're so getting kerosene atrocine flinchstone vitamins a w root beer milky ways dairy queen blizzards diesel fuel atf that all it eats the rush each rust right out of there will you show me a real stuck engine like this that it does that go make a video point me to it and even if it does get loose it's their junk anyway because the rings are stuck and then they won't fire anyway like cadillacs and y blocks the only thing that runs after it stuck is a flathead bite me on it so i think i'm just gonna put some more coil in there come back let me think about it maybe i'll see you tomorrow maybe i won't maybe i'll see you again yet tonight all right i'm gonna go grab a sandwich after i hit these with some croil well let's clean up this mess since we're waiting for the engine to soak i think go get a trash can we'll recycle the cans and uh i got a rock pile because that's what we do up here in podunkus make piles of rocks and then we'll throw some of this in the iron pile and the rest can go on the trash can you know because we're all about recycling i'm gonna go grab a trash bag and a trash can and a bin for everything else great we pressure washer before we know it [Music] [Music] son of a biscuit glad it came with that shovel that was handy until the handle broke off i found a couple holes in the floor which is not surprising as much crap was in there when you're gonna park your vehicle in the weeds don't fill the back end full of dirt and other crap right duff but we didn't get much scrap out of there we filled i don't know what these things are 35 gallon what is that duff that's a lot of trash it's heavy and then half that bag full of cans again so you're welcome greta you know just the three hours like they taught us in uh fifth grade one of the years that i was in that class reduced recycle reuse you were more into the dare class you like that mcgruff feller and such don't do drugs kids all right i need a sandwich after all that hard work how about you you need anything you good water treat give duff treat oh yeah he knows the t word what are we gonna do next we could uh fix that sweet rough ride or country mud flap before that falls off maybe we'll stick the old boroscope borophil chlorophyll chlorophyll more like borophil and the uh cylinder holage see what's going on in there maybe it's not gonna loosen up what do you think i think we're gonna have to get it loose because otherwise you guys get mad at us everybody likes quitter duff well somebody borrowed our boar scope so we can't uh probe in the engine for you guys so we're going to fix the mud flap what do you think about that dust screws yeah all right let's do that drill the old short bed for the first time today well to work hey look no puddles underneath it that's handy huh then we made it back [Music] [Music] oh man that looks good uncle teddy would be proud stuff even if we can't get this thing to run we at least need it to steer you're not interested all right so here's our rag joint basically those splines go on the steering sector steering box if you will and they're held in place by that bolt and then these two bolts line up to the bottom of your steering shaft and even if this rag joint fails this rubber steering coupler rag joint whatever these two pegs are supposed to catch it so it'll just have a bunch of slop in it but somehow shaft [Music] snuck by all that and uh just kind of flopping around down here so we got to take those two bolts out up here on the steering shaft that would have went through the rubber before she blowed it out you don't want a blown out rubber kids ask your parents why and then we gotta take that crossbolt out of the coupler i'm gonna get a light though a little light on the subject got the old cyclops on the call whoop oh 12 point how neat is that so you can see the splines here and then there's that groove and that groove is where the bolts got to sit so make sure you get it slid in far enough otherwise that bolt ain't going to go in make sure you take the bolt all the way out or ain't gonna slide off i don't know why it is but these usually have a 12 point bolt on them originally of course this chinese replacement does not work that's the same thread i think they put that in there so that people don't accidentally take that off maybe i don't know if you know why they use a 12-point bolt here and nowhere else on vehicle let me know so we're gonna put the 12 point back in there because i think that's pretty handy that's definitely a bolt you do not want coming out on you going down the road that'll make your brown eye pucker if you know what i mean [Applause] usually these bolts are two different sizes well the bolts are the same well the threads are a 5 16 on one and a 3 8 on the other on a gm so it'll only go together one way but i've never done one on a ford looks like they're the same 5 16 threads on both of them so i suppose it'd be easier to get the steering wheel 180 degrees off so see these pins that i was talking about and these notches in the column side of the coupler so yeah if this rubber ever breaks like it did those pins are supposed to go through this uh end of the coupler so that you're gonna have a lot of play and it's gonna be noisy and you're gonna get but you'll get off to the side of the road safely there you go you see how that thing kind of flexes as it turns and it's rubber so it obviously breaks down over time now you know how far off is it wheels are pretty close to straight duh 50 50 90 roll 50 50 odds you're wrong 90 of the time wheels upside down we ain't fixing it until it runs anyhow guess what we got back the schlong this should be oh she's gone forever hepatitis c later hepatitis see you later i would think this would be the good side that piston looks real good that rust that one looks good a little rust in the cylinder walls over here oh yeah she's little oh she's chewy down there dang it this is the side i don't know what you got a little bit of croil down at the bottom yeah a little crud a little crawl down there i think this one was like right to the top with something yeah i think that's all fur in that cylinder the boots with the fur there's our problem and this one is freaking spotless oh wait go to where you want to oh there's a little bit of rust down there so it's all in that cylinder yuck what are we supposed to put in there vinegar that's what everybody says well guess what internet asked for it we're doing it mixed up a fresh batch white lightning yeah i don't even run in there what the french toast oh man pudding says it stains your floor your shop too so we got her full yet ain't really running down there's no warning label on it so 100 satisfaction guaranteed we can always write the good folks at uh dolgan corp llc in littsville tennessee if this doesn't get my engine loose it's not a significant source of saturated fat trans fat you don't want to dump in your transmission cholesterol diatabi fibre vitamin d calcium iron and potassium so there's that well that thing must be full you can see some of the white chewiness running out already though so that's maybe good what the hey let's uh put a dab in all of them this stuff better work just had to ride horse for two days to get this stuff we must use that stuff at easter because the smell of this reminds me of dying easter eggs but you need about three quarters of a gallon of white lighting in here to fill up a 360 block we got a good fault it's running out of just about every cylinder now i'll pitch it with the hand that i didn't spill it on what do you think duff is it gonna work i don't think so either but just for the lube tube fans we're gonna give her a shot so we're gonna punch out tomorrow it's just gonna miraculously fix itself and my oil pans gonna be all full of white lightning what do you say sandwich town i concur better seal this up save it for the next stuck engine we're back white lightning sat in the cylinders this thing overnight or was dumped in the cylinders last night let's see if it's still in there and if it did anything does look like there's a bunch still in the cylinders except for that front one that was the chewy one right there so my concern was it was gonna run right past the rings because that's what usually happens when i put coil or whatever else in there the rings don't seat that well so just kind of shimmy's on by there and uh it's not really gonna do anything of it slides right past so it's got to stay in there i'm guessing to do whatever it is that white lightning does in the cylinders does look like it's down on the front i don't know what ford calls that i would call that cylinder number two and it looks like all of them are full except for cylinder number three on this side so duff should we stick the uh schlong down there and see what we can see in that front hole i don't know what this one looked i didn't think it was too bad and of course uh it still doesn't look too bad maybe it's doing something in there but you can see that cylinder is full of white lightning as is that cylinder and we're not going to stick the schlong down in that goo you don't want the goo on the schlong i read it in the winner's manual let's go check out the other side what do we got and cylinder number three i don't know that it did anything since it ran right past the pistons inclusive i don't know should we try uh hooking the battery up and see if the starter blasts crap all over let's not stand in front of the cylinders in case it does go it's not going to go with the wizard you're in the line of fire you don't want to get hit by lightning attaboy stay there good dog here goes nothing literally nothing it can't be a bad connection because we tried prying out with a bar before and it wouldn't turn definitely out of gear no bueno so i guess go underneath with a bar so we can't get a bigger bar on there i really don't want to take this thing apart there's really not a good spot to pry on with a big bar but we'll have to uh figure something out i guess can we get a big bar in here anywhere well i guess that's the angle it's gonna be not even budging we've exhausted all avenues so the whammer hammers coming out that's probably a really bad idea i mean it is a really bad idea but here we go see if we can't knock some teeth off it moves a little bit i think it's just moving the amount of play that's in the rod bearing on the particular cylinder that doesn't want to move which i'm guessing is the second cylinder from the front on the passenger side just taking a shot in the dark here she ain't budging i think we're going to have to tear it apart i didn't want to keep going i mean it is moving a little bit but like i said i think it's just in the rod bearings and we could keep going but as soon as we break off some of these teeth uh then we're going to have a mess because then we gotta split the too and at that point we might as well just pull that engine out and find a different engine we're gonna have to put the whammer hammer away i was looking at the floors while i was laying here pondering my life choices and that's the carpet she's a little a little soft a little soft to the cab support up there not too bad though that cab support's good now he's right out on the back of the cabs right here oh yeah she's a little soft and it did have a fuel tank on this side too and of course they mounted that with uh some chains and brackets as well but they must have taken that out when they put the sweet air tank in here mounting things with chains west of 281 things really nectar down there we have to take that out get all the horsepowers if we can get it loose see that clickety clack there was a one in the box and that one looked kind of newish so oh it's made in usa even oh she's a real good one am gage solid state electronic memphis tennessee yeah here must be the diverter valve i think that's from the back tank that's from the main tank and the cab this goes the other side and then this feeds the on the inside you can see this one is about ready to break off from that passenger tank that hasn't been there for years yeah here's where they like to rot out this is where the back of the cab drops down between the cabin the box oh there's even a drain plug on here oh look at those nice welds in there real nice okay well yeah this side the cab sport's a little rusty that's dirt floors are both same and that cab support is on its way out let's uh go pull an engine apart i guess just what i wanted to do today so before i went up top started ripping her apart i decided to take the exhaust bolts off and uh surprisingly the three that i can get at all came right off so maybe this thing does want to come apart these two weren't so hard to get at i should be able to get at the other one from the top side over there here's our california car recharger right there looks like that's a little rusty so when somebody rebuilds this engine they should uh put a new one in there that one's actually not too bad to get at surprisingly but i did notice somebody's done a little break work got a little coupler there and then one right there not more than six inches apart you know don't just make a new line throw twenty dollars worth of fittings at it classic all right on to the fun stuff up top [Music] [Music] so there it is guys um white lightning it's not doing anything to whatever that is i think it's chunks at the top of the piston so there you go that's what i think is soaking stuff if you throw something in there that's gonna dissolve stuff like that it's probably gonna tear the hell out of everything else so then you're just gonna have a mess also this might have been where some of the mess is coming from our friends decided to move into the tailpipe maybe i should leave that in there for when this thing fires right up after we get it loose and get compression and spark i'm not a fan of pulling the head without the intake in fact i don't even know that i've ever seen anybody do this successfully and put it back together and run these freaking intakes they're like the heaviest thing on any v8 overhead valve engine the heaviest heads ever just obnoxious i think they weigh as much as a small block chevy i don't have gaskets so i was trying to tear it apart as little as i could as you can see i had to take the bolts out on that side so that i could get it to come off these dowels yeah now i guess to clean it up and see if we can get it turning over i don't want to take the other side apart because i'm pretty sure that's our culprit right there but we'll see how these other three cylinders look and if they look chewy then those ones are going to be looking chewy there's one over there that's yeah kind of i think if we get that one loose there might be a chance so let's get the shop back and do shop vac things that job really sucks dad jokes so over a nice uh soda with something else in it i uh had one of them things tiffany yeah tiffany we had her and uh she said what if you make a plate with four holes drilled in it that match up with the head bolts and then a hole in the middle and you put a bolt through it and you just ram rod that sob ring the top of the piston that'll move it or maybe put something in between the piston in there this is like 10 gauge it's the thickest material i had but we can get some cheesy angle iron and something and maybe beef it up too so we got all the pudding fabrication supply shop stuff out you know the tape measure square center punch whatever those things are that punch the hole in the center of the hole so i'm gonna go running over to the bandsaw trim that up and then we'll go over the drill press and we'll drill these five holes out you guys get what i'm saying head bolts here big ginormous 5 8 bolt there tighten her down weld a nut on there ram rod right into the piston what do you think it's going to work neither is or it isn't 50 50. so uh a little fabricating [Music] so [Music] nothing fancy going on here just got a little plate we're gonna put on top of the piston because we don't want to ruin that nice piston you know so i forgot to bring the camera over uh things happened like this plate that i had sitting on top of the piston that got bent uh one of the things that didn't happen the engine turned and this plate got tacoed pretty bad too so yeah well we put it in the press and throw some more gussets at it or what the heck we do get a bigger plate we were kind of running out of thread the other thing i was thinking is maybe if we get some 5 8 ready rod so we got some more threads maybe i don't know how do we keep that thing from moving i guess throw some more material at it came up with a name it's pretty crappy one the mpp the morsky piston pusher but it's more like the m-e-p or mef morsky epic failure so i guess i'll throw her in the press try to straighten it out and uh throw some more metal at it that's a lot of pressure i think that thing's like 1400 foot pounds it's the bdbh she's a big dog but yeah that thing did not budge all right less talking more working all right dusky man that's got her pretty dang straight so i don't know if throwing any more heat at it's going to help or we need more material we might have to have some more of that cola concoction and think about our life decisions know for sure i need some weld in there and there yeah we need to get it out closer to the edge let's push up there so maybe we got to put some gussets in between there or do we need to bridge it i wonder if bridgette knows any more than a tiffany [Music] all right attempt number two with the mpp i don't know if the washers are going to help i was hoping it had big enough waters to go across that bridge there but i don't you guys can see the plate and then that other piston see what moves running out of threads there's a lot of pressure in there nothing seems to be moving either so i stuck the two push rods in there and the one on the right this one looks like it's up higher so that tells me it's the exhaust valve so either it's just starting its way back down or it's just about all the way to the top i'm trying to figure out which way if we crank on the starter which way we gotta pry on the flywheel so we're not fighting against that bolt you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna whack that bolt with a hammer because it's gonna make me feel good about myself duff you came back to hear this or what because it was on its way back down we could hit the starter and it would help but if it's still on its way up and we hit the starter they're going to be fighting against each other we're going to try the starter anyway so before when i hit the starter you could see the front pulley fan etc try attempt to turn like just a little bit of a grunt kind of like when we're wiggling the flywheel down there and now it's not even doing that so i'm guessing that piston was just about up so i assume all that rust is from the mice coming up in there and that cylinder was open pushing the exhaust out it hadn't cut quite to the top and the mice filled that valve up full of mice stuff yeah you can see that front pulley ain't even attempting to move man i was pretty proud of that too it's bowling not like it was before but there is a lot of pressure on that thing see that little ridge there about an eighth inch and again on that piston and this one must be going up i should put a mark on the crankshaft and see i bet if we pull that off and we get a thicker shim to put in there maybe we'll get somewhere i think it budged i think it did i think we're turning it backwards but it's turning nonetheless so since we ran out of threads here on the old mpp i cut us a nice big thick plate i think this is half inch so that'll give us something real nice and girthy like pushing on hopefully that'll move the piston even further and it won't flex because you'll see why flex is bad later foreshadowing the key to the longevity of the morsky piston pusher is lube on the threads [Music] so in case you didn't notice these welds broke there's a lot of pressure on that bullet right now everything's just kind of bowing up that's a lot of pressure i think this thing's junk but we're gonna hit with a hammer just to make ourselves feel better and then we're gonna mix up another cola concoction so i beat the everliving snot out of that bolt we got a hell of a lot of tension on it it busted the snot out of the mpp this thing is not budging so let's pull the mpp off there well we were trying to put you in the other place oh well bad news we put a hole in that piston no bueno so uh yeah i guess that's gonna end this one we tried real hard we should have had a bigger plate in here fix what boss man i'ma fix you the piston yeah parker says we need to fix the piston you gonna climb up there and do it no why not i don't even know where it is it's right here and it's got a big hole in it from morsky what this dang fe did the mpp blew them welds right apart just buckled that son of a gun there was some pressure on there sure enough mouse house full up the exhaust manifold [Music] so [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so we got the engine all slammed back together and i am going to go underneath and i got to put the inspection cover back over the flywheel clutch so on and so forth i think i'm going to drain the oil because we know a lot of that vinegar went past the piston rings and i know this engine is kind of junk but i don't know what that vinegar is going to do and we don't wreck it any more than it already is so i'm gonna do that gotta jack it up put that cover on anyway so we'll dump the oil well we got the liquid drained out of the engine mostly oil a little vinegar a little water let's kick this thing outside wash it up i'm gonna try out our new electric pressure washer made by tiandy tiande teened teen d what do you think duff how do you pronounce it i'm gonna give this thing a shot hopefully it's a little bit quieter than the gasoline engine one because that one gets real annoying don't it does all right i'll open the door you push that thing outside what do you say about that all right i'll do it all so it's got brakes yeah right uh it feels like it look at all these switches oh i suppose one of those for the fog light oh another one too choke all kinds of good stuff i wonder if one of them wasn't for that compressor maybe i don't know definitely got a bunch of switches on it too better grab a block of wood suppose we could dump the clutch too who knows we're gonna risk it for the biscuit just kidding take an easy route we're gonna use a skid steer the beauty of a shop on a hill is when you want to kick stuff out just rolls down the hill but bringing stuff in or parking stuff outside gonna have a break or a block or something for it to hit [Music] i don't know how big those pans are but they're way more than five quarts and that thing is freaking full but you get some uh nice used coolant out of her suppose we could dump that back in not really any point though is there so all we gotta do is plug that thing into the wall plug the hose into there and then what duffs turn it on i suppose where's that button at off oh way quieter only splice pressure on demand [Applause] how neat is that you look a little apprehensive see how she works [Music] so [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] son of a biscuit that floor still got some paint left on it it's too bad they left that crap in there of course it brought it out here where the crossmember was so that probably doesn't have nothing to do with what was sitting inside but what was sitting inside the crossmember that one i guess there was something sitting there salt bag or something and then somebody was a little jealous that we had the pressure washer out so they decided to go rolling some some deer poops didn't you duff are you are you ashamed of what you did so you're hiding under there chasing y block mice so i guess we'll be giving the duff a bath too that's what i wanted to do today calf poop yellow and white tail poop green she does clean up pretty good though not bad not bad at all wimbledon white came out real nice for all you crew cab chevy guys asking all the time still sitting there maybe we'll do something on it someday tandy she's pretty handy i'm a poet i didn't even know it i like it because it's quiet and it's only making noise when you're squeezing the trigger doesn't quite have the pressure that the gas powered one has but works pretty good for this stuff not so much like taking grease out of the engine bay speaking of the engine bay let's take a look under here she's uh pretty clean under there just kidding grease everywhere but i didn't try real hard look at that cool champion spark plug decal and we cleaned so much grease off you can see he put a little horn in here for chasing the cows it's uh even niched out so you can really get the full blast on yeah not too bad like i said that door kind of mismatched must have been some body work done there guessing it was the same time that they did some body work there all that mud come up can you believe that body guys would just knock that out schmear mud in there you believe that duff whiskey dent there one there typical rod in the bottom of the tailgate i think these fords are pretty notorious for that i said that bed it's got some barnacles in there but a little bit of wire wheeling or just some light usage will clean that up pretty good and those holes of the cross member isn't that one in the middle wouldn't be a bad fix marker lights are busted a little rot down here cap corners seem good a little rust in the door and then right there in that dog leg on this side and of course something got dropped on the hood there i don't know if this hood was re-sprayed or what but it's got all these little dents in here it's got them here it looks like those were painted over at one time i don't know dual antennas that's right and a cb antenna triple antennas that freaking windshield ain't even cracked should we clean out the inside duff we better go get another trash bag you don't even want to go in there so bad poor dog [Music] oh score lloyd martin trojan signs probably look back there huh duff [Music] apparently lloyd was closed for four days at one point [Music] [Music] the inside looking pretty good i never noticed how nice these door panels were armrests missing on this side here's our fuel valve right tank left seat tank even though there's no longer a right tang well there is but it's air oh yeah that's right we armor all the dash with high pressure tap water screwed up that steering wheel didn't i put that on upside down oh look at this lloyd had a temp gauge up here that's right 70 degrees or 22 for those that read celsius parchment headliner for sure that was a mouse entry she does have a little oh don't push too hard there freaking mice air conditioned rear window it's actually a pretty neat seat you let her go a little too long then duct tape it together and then put a seat cover on it kind of dig the old prairie yellow we're gonna let her air dry grab some lunch we uh used the mortsky pry bar and the mortsky velvet jesting tool we got the glove box open sure enough mouse house heck yeah freaking glove box emblem chris gross forbes north dakota tape measure well there you have it guys you can't win them all 71 ford f-100 off the road for 18 years not that long but mice literally ruined this 360 fe up the tailpipe up the y-pipe in the exhaust manifold and into the cylinder wasn't for lack of effort this thing needs an engine it needs a rebuild everyone say it so i guess we'll keep an eye out for an fe or one of you guys really wants to own this thing with a bad engine more description down in the details hit me up could be yours so we tried gave a valiant effort what i would say i was kind of excited to get this thing on the road but i do already have my orange one over there that's a little bit nicer than this one a little bit better option and uh we got another one sitting over there that needs a wide block stuck in it so if we're gonna swap an engine we already got that one and i kind of like that pickup better plus you know you gotta have two orange fords slick side and a bump side i just need a dent side so thanks for watching check out my other videos click thumbs up if you're still watching at this point remember it's better to get it done as long as you're having fun this ford was not much fun it's kind of fun to build a tool that didn't work do any of our tools work i guess the valve puller kind of worked the crank turner that kind of worked this one didn't unless it was to put a hole in a piston what are we gonna work on next duff step van 55 crew cab chevy 57 ford with big tires in the back square body four wheel drive i guess we could bring one of these ones back in here orange ford 66 four-wheel drive that blew forward that thing will fire right up that thing works great [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 75min 54sec (4554 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 04 2021