The Taboo Experience - Daddy Issues Podcast

[Music] i'm not listening i'm like that's crazy all right sorry that's how you know tony now the full words [Laughter] probably not looking dead in the eyes and say what you talking to me that's the trapping thunder right there that's the tropic thunder you've been talking to me this whole time touch my soul you've been working out man [Music] was him dawg because they they purposely did but it was supposed to be that that's right it wasn't offensive right that's why i get on on people saying this cancel culture it's not cancer culture if it's funny people would genuinely just be like that was funny yeah but they did it right they were making fun of white people doing blackface they didn't just do it they they literally addressed it right yeah what he did was art even when he was still living the uh special needs right oh you're never good his name was what do you think i watched i'll go get you sucker last night just on the humble uh-huh that hoes up man oh i was cracking the legs the toe was big and then it looked like it was about to explode she said you need to put some epsom salt yeah it was like pulsated in the camera favorite scene and i'm gonna get you sucker kung [Laughter] he's got my favorite scene also but it's when i had that shoot out my man just started he was that was that's the funniest thing i've ever seen bro he said you 300 punks want to take on me mm-hmm he was ready for him one of the jokes that still holds is uh the ann marie when she had the fake butt the big breasts they they're really doing that too they were doing that like online instagram and [ __ ] oh really yeah oh they don't have a bunch but they're taking like i'm sure these kids probably ain't watch that but they're doing they're doing that oh it's on amazon prime right now thinking that they created something yeah they're doing that her leg popped loose she was sitting there i'm glad i got all that one when she was done i was like this is scary my favorite one is when he slipped on that bullet because he was low way too much you could never have enough i think like i laughed the hardest last great because it always changed through the years but i was laughing the hardest at um well i laughed the hardest when he was coming down the building on there blew up and then the dynamite because he wanted to lighten it but it was so honest always [Music] when he stopped he was like hold on you only got six bullets in that gun i heard about nine shots yeah cause he just kept shooting with that that was too many man was gonna kill us [Laughter] this is that whole bag of right mad funny he was like pick this woman's nice pillows up they were just ragging like cover the door cover the door they're like they were scared to shoot throwing themselves down the stairs man watch it again that's been a long time since i've seen it too yeah that's great is that your error chest are you was that it's a little before me because i think that came out somewhere in the mirror yeah i would say if it was early eight uh late eighties i was three when i came but i remember we saw it in theaters though wait when was you boy 84 so you was four you remember this yeah because i distinctly remember my there wasn't a lot of black movies released about it right and my dad's friend couldn't stop laughing at um the shoes when the when he busted the shoes like we were walking out there and i just remember he just kept laughing but i really yeah we saw i believe i was in greece as a baby at that time my parents were in greece doing we're using greece my parents wow i know you were army brat only for a few years and then i was like four or five you don't remember greece no i wish it was so beautiful we had all these little greek uh you know like things like my mom had a bunch of like the you know how they had like those pottery and stuff like that like we had a bunch of those i do too you've been there man look at you yeah i never went to greece it seems expensive you been there yeah all over the place i want to go to santorini i haven't been there i thought i would say something else the one rick ross [Music] maybe for the version i thought rick ross was saying some kind of like pepperoni in a different uh one of those meats he'd be making me hungry too yeah well he said meatloaf one time milo's underrated bro huh meatloaf's underrated if it's made right it's actually i don't like if you bring me meatloaf with ketchup i'm upset why yes because i've had it with barbecue sauce and i was like barbecue sauce i never had meatloaf i never had meatloaf with barbecue the ketchup is best you have to have it with a barbecue a balsamic barbecue cracker the ketchup makes it the meatloaf you don't but you don't have to leave just plain ketchup you can do a ketchup with like well even the ketchup tomato basil it's always a mixture of ketchup ketchup straight ketchup and then i had barbecue sauce and i was like i'm never going back to ketchup now you need a balsamic barbecue now i would have you had a meatloaf with uh what is damn it what are we using that thing uh rosemary no man that sounds was good and rosemary is a strong you feel me taste so i was like i'm not gonna like this meatloaf orange to get made of made fun of in the movies my kids never respected me though but some people don't it'd be some people grow into and then you know black people be putting like cheese in and i'm gonna always get the cheese in there that's what i gotta have should make mama baker please make me i don't know yeah fire ass cheeseburger it's a cheeseburger you just cut it throw it on a piece of bread cut that slice because you don't get to the cheese right away you got to cut it to the left might want to start asking your mama if you could say something for secrets like cheese in the middle yeah bro i never i didn't know that was a thing yeah i did cheddar that was my intro to meatloaf oh bro i'm spoiled you're like this is good oh [Music] [Laughter] i followed i'm gonna get you sucker up last night with weekend at bernie's classics now i'm thinking like which one was funnier the first of the second one because the second one is when he was dancing i don't remember the second one that much i remember the first one which one's at the beach house that's the first one that's the first one at the beach house yeah but then the other one they was on the different island and then the voodoo aspect came in and that's when he started dancing and so when i think of him i think of him dancing who played bernie who was the other dude named uh terry kaiser okay he's still alive he's still alive the second one is when you got shot with the uh the shark gun in the head yes okay yeah the second one made me and my brother laugh more because of the dancing he was kids and he would just get up and he would just be like it was fun that dude died now he said a lot when i watched it i was just like man how many are you thinking of jokes are they going to come up with this guy being dead how many situations can you come up with right never stop they didn't smash [Music] no he's still alive you said your man killed him he was like i killed him no you didn't no you didn't he just smashed but he was in his face all the time i was trying to kill him again the whole time that premise man that's a hell of a premise who's so how did he die no the dude came in and injected him with something like that that was on the first one right the first one because he was like he wanted to kill the two leads the guy larry and the uh what's his name right so he was he wanted to have them killed but the dude that he went to was like no kill kill uh bernie because he i don't trust him and he's sleeping with my girlfriend so the dude went there i was like what you doing here early man i ain't even right to suicide no he was like yeah yeah grab that over there he grabbed and he ejected him he died like that and then dude left so he thought i didn't kill him yet and he was chasing him the whole time that's the best part of that uh generation of movies that nobody was like man he would have been decomposed right he would they just went along he's got to go we didn't care about that we knew he wasn't really dead we knew what he was right yeah yeah now kansas culture they would have been like he's he was dead she smashed she raped him he's dead necrophiliacs are offended so sensitive right now mm-hmm in a sensitive ass place yeah damn i'm trying to think of the dude man you do yeah i thought it was the weekend but it's not waking up has a whole franchise it's like uh but i'm not gonna be able to i can see his face though joe piscopo no i gotta keep going from uh paige i mean the puppet master no i gotta keep let's keep talking yeah is bernie only known for that that's all i've known him from i was looking at him last night he kind of looked like robert downey stallone for a little bit of time a little bit of tom selleck in there huh a little bit of tom selleck for the bus stop yeah you think he like um uh insured it i would hope he did does he still have it on blue bloods he's still got it though tom selleck i haven't seen him in nothing in a while yeah he's been on blue bloods for mad long and i'm trying to think because i know tina turner insured her legs how they say jj little insured her butt yeah if anything happened to your leg get your money cause tina turner's legs was like she didn't have the money simply yeah you got to ensure like your voice box or something i just see everything going back going bad and her looking at them steps and just be like just drop it down [Music] yeah that's hilarious bro somebody's just like wait what would we have to ensure about us like y'all like get your remember whatever whatever who is that the rapper what's his name who uh got in a car accident with mwa no no back in the day oh like he should have dlc should have insured his voice london is that where they insured that but his voice but his dlc's voice was pretty normal before he started huh vocally it was it was like abrasive it like got your attention you know and i think about smoking about the formula right there it was like aggressive so that accident yeah none of that i was thinking anything it's getting funky the way he rapped on that it was like it was like you know he wasn't laid back at all yeah that's a dude you were like ah you should assure that i'm insuring my shoulders definitely shoulders like basically people insure whatever is making them my money yeah your guitarist i guess your fingers right my fingers are my life my hands are my lie oh uh this ain't got nothing to do with hanzo's life but a lot of people was agreeing with you in the comment section apology is enough don't ask me i've won that was my favorite growing up about people that take offense to people asking you why are you so here's my thing people like that's my private business that's my private right i've i've known from experience and just peeping game that when people have a legitimate excuse they have zero problems divulging their personal info i've had people run late on me be like sorry man i got served with divorce papers and this that i'm like oh i'm all in your business yeah but since they know it's a valid true and real excuse they don't care how personal it is sabrina told me one time she was late for work because she bled on the train uh-huh and so she she went in there you know i was you know i was bleeding on the train i had to go but oh oh look out but she had no problem because it was legit excuse i feel like if you get offended it's cause your excuse is [ __ ] no because you got i got no problem i'm telling people no no no no i see it as it just depends on how you value your time so if you wasted someone's time why would you waste more time explaining it when you could just get right to work because explanations take seconds correct not necessarily yeah it does you're telling the whole story my father died in the school bus explosion what happened it was exploded where well now you're waiting i agree with that theory to a certain to like oh yeah but you're all you're still like if i offer you that yeah like if i if i just spew that out but i don't you still just can't ask me you know what i mean like that's just weird if you ask me that why is it weird because bro like and for me i'm never late oh yeah you are think about it i'm punctual so it's like i understand your response based on your personal like i'm never late so the one time i'm late give me this dude i get that no every time i don't want to feel difficult but if i don't know you i don't know you're always punctual see and that that's what it is that's my theory a lot of people took that and i'm like where is somebody asking a question like punking you i feel like why were you late because y'all answered your answer didn't change how he felt about he'd already he already judged y'all by being late but he just actually before he i feel like i feel like everybody took it as you know hey [ __ ] ass [ __ ] why you like it was like yo he just asked a question everybody took it disrespect like i'm not a child you ain't gonna disrespect me no no no no no no no no no no and i don't yeah i don't and i don't want to stay on this topic because we already did this but i think i think the appropriate thing to do that's a good topic then if it's no i think the appropriate thing to do is to tell someone how you feel about them being late you can just be like hey y'all you got to watch my my time's very important i need to know you know if you guys are going to be late give me a heads up yeah but i have other appointments that's how you handle that and then that person can say well i was late because of such and such mm-hmm but you just came by just flat out saying why are you late it does tell me how you feel disrespected about people that are late i'm not mad at that that's very fair that's fair you can say that to me and if i take that wrong i'ma i'm a [ __ ] because he was right yeah you got to respect someone the explanation of what hey man hey respect my time he wasn't wrong for asking though oh he's 100 wrong the comments say it let me give you my theory on it and this is because keon is not really late but tony and chad sometimes have a problem with punctuality i'd be late i'd be late am i knowing tony be on time with his i'm gonna be late text though yeah yeah if tony tells you he's gonna be at 1101 it's gonna be i was here to live he's gonna be 1101 i'm gonna die but i hit y'all as soon as i get in the car and it tells me and you know because i was moving slower than normal right so my timing was off you have a valid excuse but you know i could i could have got up earlier we didn't ask you why you guys late he was playing all right but here's my theory for people that might be always late y'all might be used to people asking you that and you find it okay you're like i'm always like you feel like they could they have a right to do that because you're always late you see what i'm saying you know what it is i'll tell you why i'm always late uh what i'm saying but do you feel it's okay you might feel it's okay that people ask you that because you feel like i'm always going back to him he was saying the reason why he got offended because i'm never late so it's like yo stall me out yeah but but somebody somebody who doesn't know you wouldn't know that right that's right but i think most people are late because they can be you know i think like honestly i think most people are late because they know they can be if it was something where it was crunch time like i've had jobs it's like are you late again you fight guess who's on time the next day right that's right magically find a way to be on time then like that's really hard to be late late that's why i really feel like people just don't respect me all the time my thing with the why why are you late is you're not gonna fix it it happened already let's move forward why are you late okay i'm gonna tell you we ain't gonna fix it tell me how you feel about people but that's easy but it doesn't affect you when you're the late one it's easy to be like hey man mm-hmm how are we gonna be how are we moving past this i've left people where they got to lunch late hey man where you at i'm like i'm on my way home i'd be hoping that you're not like if i don't want to be there anyway and you show up late to like an appointment with us i can't wait to do that i can't wait to be like i was there i was there i was there [Music] look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why oh you're literally why are you leaving that video man i rewatched it after we saw it this one made me laugh in the video yes you are gay he was so he was like do i call you mister mister okay why are you getting like he didn't waste nothing so disrespectful she didn't even say she was she was like uh i'm not even with anybody right now i'm not with anybody sexually at all he's like yes but why are you well he didn't care and this one if you watched it it was serious right he was talking [Music] and if you watch the whole thing like after the war she kept talking and explaining stuff you could tell he couldn't figure it out so he goes well who is gay like somebody got to be gay [Music] he was like who is gay i thank you so much for coming i was like oh this is why you kid straight to the heart of the matter she was like that keep jobs like that why did you lose who says we lost you it's a little bit of a game a bold ignorance i think you honestly don't understand he didn't if you watch it he was legit trying to i don't understand this like why are you doing and then because she uh trans he all it was too much for him he was like so you like she's like i am a woman i like you know men that if he's like no but you used to be like this doesn't make sense he couldn't fathom it yeah he was like no you couldn't put it together like you like no you who is getting clean he could do it that was mad funny man so funny me and sabrina quote that all the time sabrina's uh she ain't really been feeling is this movie called in the heights it's a musical oh god you want to see that so bad like i heard i heard was dope be the reviews have been solid but sabrina is like the casting of it well it's not it's very light-skinned it's a colorism um and like you know and the lead girl but dr dre's in here he's black the guy with that doctor he's jamaican but it was like just they were having like conversations about it like uh been interviewing like the director and stuff like that like y'all didn't think you know to he probably didn't think it was going to make it on it's like no we got we got dark people dancing in the sinks we always be the dancers but you know the leads you know and so yeah i was watching uh one of uh one of the this uh melanie she's a dancer in the latino culture and she spoke out against it she fully was like she supports it like she's glad they did a latino movie that she's glad that they casted all these latinos but she's like but that's not just what latinos look like right like there's a big bathroom and y'all just went fair game this fair skin color right uh rather than the varieties but they're like we're very proud of the movie it's a great movie right that's legit right it is yeah it's legit right come on guys like cody's dad is darker than me yeah right and so it's like it's one of those things man where i go you're 100 right right uh thank you for bringing it to the attention like we'll get it right next time we'll get it right i mean sabrina and sabrina being a fair-skinned one she's definitely like she's right and she if she sees an issue with it then she like you know cause she she knows the area right you know what i mean so it's just like because it's one of those things yo we're glad this movie happened but it's also like i mean it's like when we see light skinned people all the time and stuff everybody but the dark skinned cat said yeah i mean i don't know how i feel about a light skinned roots [Laughter] [Music] some things are just oversight you know like i've been in these casting rooms and sometimes you just overlook so if you just like we didn't think about it that sounds intentional to me i i don't think anything sometimes it's supposed to feel like they're sad to know because the the writer lin manuel you know he's supposed to be from the area right and then um it was a play the guy that was the lead in the play he was actually the dude that was in the uh movie about the central park five which was the one that won the emmy yeah he's also in hamilton oh yeah he's good yeah he's actually dominican and you know he's darker right and so he was he was in the lead in the play but then he probably didn't want to do the movie oh he was the leader yeah he probably he might not have wanted to do it but sure what the hell he did and the cat that they put in the lead he's puerto rican wait wait wait he's supposed to be was he supposed to be the lead he was the lead in the play i don't know if he was going to be the lead in the movie yeah he might not wanted to do it you know right something would be like no it could it could probably be a scheduling thing but it could have been that i'm sure but she's talking about like you know the visual of who they had in the role felt just more representative of what you're going to see in washington heights for real when you're doing these castings of the movies you put all of the cast on the board and i know we make it a point that yeah we have who's the best but we also have who's the best visual that we're going to portray to our audience in our people the best visual that they're going to accept or the best visual who they think they're going to accept no just so it's a a broader spectrum so it's not just all one right yeah i mean yeah it's like i said somebody somewhere about it to my attention it was just accuracy somebody's just like oh there's no dark skinned women in here and i'm like yeah you're right yeah let's go cast a song luckily it wasn't too late yeah you know but like nobody was trying to you know we weren't trying to do it because i always got beat for like new york she'd be watching stuff that's set in new york right just be super white and she's like this ain't new york right you know what i mean and then like uh we were talking about they had a better better representation in this movie uh uh the bronx versus vampires the vampire that was good i liked i liked that one bro she liked that and she was like visually it just reflected a more realistic it felt like that was on that mix but she she felt that was a better representation spiderman's movie i was like kind of jarred at how much representation was in there it was it was a dope i was like yo uh spider-verse no no no no no no that's what i thought you're doing no no no the this isn't the final one no no no hey it's fine kim just the coffee's fine no no uh what's the kid's name who played spider-man the uh mr stark tom holland's first one his first solo homecoming they did have a lot of diversity i was like and then like his best friend's asian and the bully was indian which i didn't i didn't believe him as a bully i didn't believe him as a bully but you know i was happy for him but i was like yeah he's not you know that's a bully because he had money he was a prick but he wasn't a bully no he wasn't a bully but he was a bullies weren't always tough it did sometimes they have been filled with the philly i don't think peter was like oh i can't take it flash oh yeah i think they upgraded it to uh cerebral palsy but he still wasn't more reflective i believe you're supposed to go home and be like oh i can't deal with this [ __ ] like you're supposed to go home and be angry and then he was at a tech school so they wouldn't have had a food yeah they weren't gonna have a job like what's going on which is fun he still has to go with that when the diversity in something i watch it feels forced mm-hmm when you're like oh there's the black guy yeah there's the one oh yeah there's the latino i don't like tv shows right like i mean tv shows be doing that commercials to be doing it a lot lately too man it's okay to just have a break black commercials commercials feel like now they're almost afraid right because i'm like there's no you don't have to mix every couple you don't i'm sorry i'm seeing a lot of that bro every commercial a lot of that asian and white black and mexican but they're like we can't have these two black people there curly hair black kid there was one who was a black dude and the asian girl and i was like i need to know how they met they freak out especially when it comes to they do not like showing black families do they think we don't see until it becomes a normality they have to say hey we have to put a gay dude in there we have to put a black woman in there because they will we've seen movies for decades upon decades where like nah this is the world right now we have to force the enforcer until it's normal but they see that there's money and diversity everything we ever see from disney like the the little breakdowns of what they're looking for for shows it's so diverse it's like pushing diversity pushing diversity diversity of this because they see the money in it oh yeah this is probably the only company that really says which is abc also right abc has a show coming out called black don't crack all right oh yeah which is spinning off of blackish no but it's you know they have yeah they have brownish coming out with the latino is the same is it uh keenan keenan doing it brown what was his name no no sorry yeah but uh black it's like uh essence atkins tasha campbell and oh wow violet davis is producing uh this is brownish no that's not that's black don't cry brownish is being done by kenya berries and who's the girl from uh desperate housewives latina she's been married yeah so she's doing that also but anyways disney super pushes that verse they had they had uh abc had the asian family show um yeah fresh off the boat they had uh it has a good track disney says diverse diversification well they got they're making up for lost time well truly yeah [Applause] they put disclaimers now though if you watch it like anytime keelan tries to watch what the old they like we realize that this is wrong oh really yeah oh yeah yeah it's a disclaimer yeah i get disney why not just get rid of it though because cartoons are still they're still funny like he leaves me cracking he's still watching he's not he doesn't know yeah yeah they're just like i like the fact that they still have them to be viewed right yeah with the disclaimer and then you take it how you right you take it but just you know honestly i prefer that over just erasers i prefer yeah i prefer a lot of these old looney tunes they should be funny man or whatever it'd be funny the classics are great i love it a little black pigment on uh oh yeah um and he used to chase down uh bugs bunny and he was just a little pygmy and then he was remembering remember yeah oh man i gotta be good i love the crows and dumbo yeah the crows is funny remind me of some just people chilling out by the liquor store and talking they had them saying kind of crows in the whiz yeah he was talking that [ __ ] yeah i agree a disclaimer's fair heckling this game is fair let us see let's see it right because it's a time capsule yeah and for me oh sorry sorry oh yeah but like you know you see what it was back then how it was and then you'd be like and then you could take it from there reflect them right i don't remember him everybody's so safe i like watching old [ __ ] i'm like yes say this offensive thing say like it's funny say the words they're so bad i get why they can't do it now yeah again i don't i don't get why but it's it's true don't hide your racism let me know you're right signing the racism it goes like but it's not it's way past we were watching modern family bro and it's like yeah modern family in the beginning was big on exploring this guy who's super straight thinks he's macho and his and his son who's gay right and he has a relationship right and his wife is latino now and she's younger right and the culture that comes with it that's what al bundy yes but uh but yeah but they're but like i watch these things and like cause yo hasn't seen it so she's like oh that was offensive oh you can't say that now and i'm like true it's that was eleven years ago right it was the same with all those it's already on modern family where it's like you can't say that now yeah because when you watch it but same as the office you watch the office you're like oh [ __ ] y'all can't say that funny office was like a lot of like that's gay that was a lot of that but they set the office the manager up as an idiot but but it wasn't just them it was everybody like you see the tone on the show it was a different era wow you see that for sure but also i go those things are important bro like you have to have those combos there are people out there like that there are people who think like that like those things are true if you're showing a true reflection right of an experience that you had that's important but to not do that because we go we don't want to offend them about i'm like no bro these are people there's somebody out there who laughs out there to go like i went through that with my father-in-law yeah but to not do that because you don't want to hurt somebody so i'm like no you're cheating people out of seeing themselves yeah those characters are needed look at he's bounding down he was uh oh really yeah he's mounting down was great it was it was great for the threesome kenny powell he was three of my friends i had to stop hanging right like chad said those people exist like stop hiding those people yeah rehab that's reality you're you're shorting up somebody else's um conquering story bro right by saying i'm still here like there should be a show about uh somebody's whose son comes out as transgender and them having to deal with it right that's literally what's going on there should be a lot of offensive [ __ ] in there because people it you too it's a fake reality to think that everybody'd be like oh i have a trans kid right great great everybody's reacting right right and people have to get used to it you got to be like oh okay this is this is different and modern family did a great job we get mad when they're not good at sports parents honest parents get mad at so much stuff like little stuff like you said sports or you you're doing how many times you trying to do your homework two plus two yeah like that all that stuff yeah explain it to me differently have you tried that yeah because parents never come with their kids the way a teacher would they just get the belt out yeah attitude out the gate a lot of times they just be mad that kid's stupid it's frustrating because you personally invested in this kid why aren't you getting it when i used to read all slow i just be like bro what's wrong with like well a lot of times us parents get it like your sister glenn because his parents aren't good at the things we want our kids to be good at we're like how can't you get it right well you show me oh man call the tutor in here [Laughter] i have to catch myself all the time and realize i know this because i'm an adult right he's five right like he's gonna get confused he's gonna write something backwards i know this i've been doing it for 30 plus years right i mean like he's he's going to write a 9 like a piece sometimes my wife tutors you and it's funny to watch her because she'll take it off she's on zoom and she'll take it off and she's like this kid is [ __ ] stupid [Laughter] so [Laughter] triangle now granted chaz doesn't know i have no idea that doesn't have equal size right i have no idea i have zero i have no idea i learned that in ninth grade i had to remember i don't know now but i remember the kid kept saying the same thing and she was like no she was like writing it she was like no and she was like right angle she was like this kid is this yeah now that is frustrating and they keep doing would you keep repeating the wrong answer though i just told you it's not people do that in taboo but that means something else might be wrong with the kid i think people can say that's why they have a tutor yeah it might be something but like he said people i think people just get stuck sometimes right cumberbund right no no no no cumberbatch no no no it's made of leather it goes around the blue bun no no no no no tony it's not cumberbund it can be made from cows you put it around your cummerbund cummerbund no that'd be happening it's not a cumberboard it wouldn't come about see i'm still sympathetic to that you all right i don't know i have it all the time like no yeah they come back with it i'll be like get your mind up we're not doing that [Music] [Laughter] i had a friend do that one time she was like she was like it's stuff um you know at a party and it goes everywhere and it makes it right what's the word say confetti she's like no no no not that not that it uh it you it's it's a lot of colors and it goes everywhere and it's a mess it works like we're just like confetti right we kept saying it sprinkles and then she's like it's like that but it's not that we're like what are you doing what are you talking about time goes off she goes graffetti and we're like what now that's just no look the word was graffiti right and she said graffiti and got stuck on confetti and we were like so i looked at the car because i was like i've never heard of graffiti i said this says graffiti yeah yeah that's different and then the whole room was just like man you're not allowed to play anymore right you're illiterate you're done yeah which would have been the easy easy thing oh yeah on the walls hey that's it for the next 20 years she's graffiti that was 10 12 years ago you married me i've been working on my game it wasn't that bad it was that she got mad like we were stupid yeah because we were like man come it sounds like confetti what did you do after did she just go sit down and she just kind of had to eat that she just had to eat it yeah you gotta make a public apology oh my god i'm so sorry because she was like how do y'all not get this oh yeah when you give attitude you came you did wrong i said this says graffiti the attitude has a lot to do with that that's what gets you the stump out man you gotta take it you gotta take the stump out you to blame the company goddamn board company making what am i going to say they changed the words up man milton brothers or whatever but sometimes you'll see it where you've never seen before absolutely fair there was one i think we did over at kian's and i i guess it meant like something like a pot with some kind of pot thing holder i can't remember i don't know what the word is now but i remember i had it and i was like oh if i can't pronounce the word good luck all right everything else because because you can pass on to a new card yeah that's why the past is so good that's right i'll miss the syllable i'll break a syllable down i'll take forever yeah but that's the time you can't sound you can't do sounds like right or rhymes with yeah i'll cheat dude you know what i mean like that's a point you can't do that taboo you could be on it too right yeah and the hand gestures it's like a uh quit moving your hands gestures out don't be like no your mom is so fast on that but nope i was like yeah yeah we been watching we just watched the bus hey i made the falls buzzing dude sorry you got more you got more time yeah man look out man let's say you get they accidentally buzz you mm-hmm and you shouldn't you can't just who cares just go keep moving keep power through keep moving don't touch my hourglass but no no time out no man don't touch it let the time keep going just go if you miss one it's fine because you can you can give away two but still pull off six yeah i mean you good like don't waste time with the other stuff go ahead you have to make the most of your time in tab right and we are back with another episode i was waiting for it bro 40 minutes i was like did we do the intro yet no i know we didn't but we was we was in the middle you know what i mean the longest in the game real much for one reason [Music] or something made it funny if i had a raccoon for two dollars right now you ever see chris rock do it in this like do with that stand up he didn't stand up way before that did it yeah it was a bit of a hit i don't know the double up was one he's like nah nah one [Music] you know what i was thinking too because i'm always thinking like production wise i was like yo i wonder if it was easier for keenan to get the rights to the shaft music because isaac hayes was actually in the movie oh probably no no no well it's always going to cost the same he just clears it quicker isaac hayes be like hey put me in the movie and no but also it's a spoof so they could have did a sound of like a play like in a different key and then you could do that at all yeah especially if it's a spoof oh wow cause this goes off of uh what is it what's the music one app yeah because it was the soundtrack i don't like man they played throughout the whole movie yeah because you have to do ascot being for tv stuff if you write music and then they take it you have to do ascot to get your i think i had to start a company a uh publishing company with a head scale yeah so you can get money if someone ever replays the lyrics you wrote yeah you know or if you have someone singing when they come in yeah yeah or even if you whistle like yeah there's like like people uh dude um if you whistle or any kind of music you add uh-huh you'll get paid for that wait we can't wait wait i'm sorry to cut you off but ken isaac hayes if he owns all his music and all the rights can't he give the hook up can he be like yeah you can use this in your movie power defense but you still since there's um um like sag and different uh groups like that you're still required to pay at least a minimum and that they get their residuals as it goes on their union because does that stuff yeah i got you and i'm sure he gets man i'm sure he got a lot of money from that senator oh yeah people him and curtis mayfield big brother we might have to pay because you just said [Music] it says ding ding is like [ __ ] that's how they get over it and that's what you were saying yeah it's just you just changed the the either the instrument or the pitch of the beat they got this thing now where uh camera i mentioned it on drink champs where you can re-record your music let's say you got the shitty deal whatever you own you can get the benefits on the new re-recording taylor swift just did it just did it with her first she's doing it for like i think she's about to go through all her albums and re-record oh get the bag you can do new music behind it you can do you can make it a whole new sound and i never heard of that until cameron said it well now on on itunes when you download a song it gives you uh two different options of which version you wanna hear there's like a hyped version i guess where the music's clearer and then the regular album version i like how artists are just coming to get their money right in different ways taylor was good already just because she wanted me biggest they were selling on the record it's cool but it kind of sucks for the artist that came up the people that produced it or the original production that they have to pay them for the sample now they redo it and the people like man that's my song yeah you playing i agree with what we created and all you did is shift it a little bit well but then but you're going to get paid from there but shouldn't they get paid again it's the same but it's a it's a it's a shame when the artist gets paid the least that's [ __ ] up yeah yeah because the producers are usually cared for right but if she really releases it like what new producers should add to the song the more producers should get paid they're already better than that well that's probably because the new artist gets to tour and make the new money while the old artist you took my beat you took the rhythm you took the feeling of it and now i got my little check and i don't get no more it's like not it's still the soul of the song that's what i'm saying they should still get whoever whoever had anything to do with the original song absolutely should get paid on the if they do something else it should yes but not like every song now and be like oh man that ain't nothing but james brown i knew i got old when i heard uh i think it was like an r kelly song guy sample and i was like oh all our songs i said oh we're here and then i think jacob did kanye's workout plan and i was like oh we're here now and like the cats baby got backs got sampled i was like oh damn drake's sound baby bass get sampled so happy sadie yeah baby drake's [Music] [Music] but also when you don't when you grow up at a different era of music because i never i remember hearing like an emcee hammer right and then i had no idea who rick james was right when you grow up and you're here and see hammer danny you know can't touch this and then i'm in my mom place i was like yo they stole hammers they still hammered who is shut up my mom was just like what did i didn't raise you right right what did i do reflected my mom down about mary j blige on her first album what's the 4-1-1 what i'm going down this is all remake no that was that song was on my life okay what's the 4-1-1 she had a sweet thing on there oh yeah that's the shock of cod song she just read it almost like these songs are original what are you talking about all right man that's so crazy now i reflected on the damn it's so crazy now my son played me this song that uh i was like man get this weak [ __ ] off it was that thing because i need you but now it has a thug and that's right i've heard it lyrically to it talking about shooting people and all that but it's so funny is that supposed to be a real song no they they did a joke version of it oh that's a joke now there's a real song so vanessa carlton getting paid yeah is she all right that song was monstrous bro because of the movie but it was a rhyme before then yeah but it was a hit on white chicks just took it right right she took another level yeah like they gave it more longevity yeah that was terry crews with this i remember we had to pause i couldn't stop laughing i still refer to that song he was anonymous with my family like we went to brazil and like they were singing it as we were walking is that the is that the most commercially successful movie white chicks no scary movie really scary movie big time that made over 150 million domestic that's a pretty penny oh mm-hmm at the time keenan was the the highest grossing black director that's a long time yeah that is a long time oh yeah yeah they working for mad long so coogler yeah and that's the thing that's black panther disney marvel yeah that's right to go with it yeah keenan did it on the independent come on keena you got to tell uncle keenan that he needs to get back out in the forefront because i think he's getting forgotten by the newer generation um not with ig no no no what do you say when you say forefront what do you mean you want him shooting videos not videos but no i don't i mean like t like he was doing the lasso g right yeah but then we don't know if you don't know you don't know what's keenan behind i'm like standing for a while last time i put him back out there right right i was gonna translate it into anything but but i'm saying this like you don't have the 80s 90s keenan right like the who's the man yeah you know what i mean and then you might have had more when damon came in and damon had the show right but then it's just like yo keenan's getting forgotten for the time he is now the new era right it's what i feel it's semi-retiring and that's why i'm saying he needs to get back out does he want to get back yeah that's really about it that's not the point if he wants to then ask that i don't care what he wants to do he needs to chaz i don't care about his life laughing at times you want to uh sit back and watch like right the new wave and see what you've been saying right now we're done talking about it we're done talking about it ready we're not all this small talk yo and plus he still you know when he cuts on ig and stuff he still sees his influence so of course just us talking about artists being independent that's their family started right no doubt like everybody doing stuff they own shooting their own stuff making their own flyers but it's 2021 and you haven't seen the 20 year olds that they know key and ivory waynes they probably don't they should they shouldn't they will they should get into it i mean they if they do that or as if they yeah as far as i know milton berle because he was on a fresh front show right now he didn't see him in the club and he didn't have a show but it makes you go back yeah they'll go back if they get deep they gotta live in colorado that's still on the cats need to go back we just dropped they just use that thing and they go like yo who's this guy he's hilarious you gotta do it versus it's like every every couple of verses they drop something new works on netflix how many verses would be fun that we'd be looking up like oh [ __ ] that's on netflix oh like at one of their shows like a show or a movie or an amazon prime i said what i said i ain't going to say it again example uh i run i'm going to get you second i run across so many ways memes i feel like they know who he is especially the pitcher like this dude but his whole family that still gets recycled no doubt no doubt they know who who he is well i don't know i i can't really judge my timeline because i follow comedians that meme is out there in the community but it might not be further than you know i follow but they sat down on oprah they sat down on oprah as a family when you do that within the last decade yeah okay so i'm saying so i'm saying that 20 year olds now right cats were born in two thousand yeah like like if i was actually rain sincere right now if they knew who keenan ivan williams was they probably would yeah probably that's your favorite and chads feels like then they should hell yeah they should yeah people you know who cherry chase is and they'll be like um they might know from community he was on the show he was on community though that was how long ago it was just trending again on uh nothing it was just trending but comes back with all these streaming that would still be coming back right no doubt still be coming back but they definitely set the blueprint for like doing stuff the difference is chevy chase was in his 60s on a network show you know what i mean and i'm not saying keenan needs to be honest so keenan just has you know just let's just go create something dope and we can all be like keenan come on back in this dude looks 40 if he died his beard black he looked 40 but he looked like you [ __ ] vampire family he's in better shape than me yeah yeah yeah it's ridiculous playing cuisine over there man i said what i said craig call him call him like get back to work he's not going to do something outrageous right now everybody say i'll write him something dawg if he doesn't do it craig it's your fault [Laughter] i would like to see more because like when i was watching i'm gonna get you sucker i was like yeah yeah man well that's also a lot of the black directors and whoever's out there to be like oh we want keenan on this he's done a couple projects like just to work but as far as being on something somebody just has to be like hey we want him on i want him to create something again that's what i just come in as because it'll be a lot of cash working directors well i take it to him directing different episodes right right ernest dickerson directed this episode i see that all the time right when they were like you know they had actual you know he directed juice and that's that but then when you see oh he directed episode 8 yeah oh okay i'll be one like keane and ivory williams present yeah kenny just ain't cheating and also keenan is from the school of he's not just trying to put mass product out right so he tries to put something out that you're going to remember for a long time isn't that why he didn't go through it in living color the reboot well the new one it was uh multiple reasons it was uh he wanted to bring it back and give everybody like their just dues and their pay and unfortunately there's budgets on these shows right so they just were going to pay him and have everybody else try to do it as a favor and jim carrey was like david said no no he was like no i'm not going to ask him to do this real g right he's like y'all could ask him to do it as a favor but i wouldn't say that to them right i wouldn't do that no i would be like my people getting paid right and he had a whole well it's great too because like i said he's sitting back while he's watching but everybody that he chose for the second uh go-around for living color is out here killing right now from rail to haddish to everybody that was uh what's his name that just did that i didn't get chills so uh okay so let me know so who's he had a lot of big names on there that's out here killing james davis so he just likes you know sometimes you put people out and be like let me see with this yeah what's going on got that good alpha talent yeah he does um his whole [ __ ] family and he did it himself yeah man that's the thing i always take away from it was like they did it themselves it always made me want to have more family to put them on i got one brother you don't want it you guys they kind of did it too because you could throw your brother on your basketball team and just be like huh yeah i had james brother i do they had to launch everything sean and marlon are accredited and i'm gonna get you suckered but i didn't see them there they were the kids when the shoes broke they left me behind them laughing during that scene i was in the kitchen doing something yeah yeah that's all probably the main ones chasing them down the street when you start hopping two kids uh community uh events they take the car part oh they're in that too then that uh sean's one that walks off doing our city and then they're chasing uh sugar uh honey bit honey david mcgreer was in there he was a reporter yeah he was a reporter oh he killed that little baby he was the reporter uh before the before the games before the ghetto games he was a reporter and then bird from bird in the midnight falcons was listed there i remember the [ __ ] the guy from uh yeah definitely god rest his souls [Laughter] i didn't know he was the dude for my squad but you see how you guys are doing this a lot of the directors now have to pull those guys in so that these conversations are had that's why they brought in uh well keenan he brought in some of the old school and was like nah there's going to be a handshake with the new school so you're going to me oh man that's who that is he played football isaac hayes he hit songs right he ain't just chef because a lot of times you do know who somebody is you just didn't know that they did that or they looked younger he was like oh i never seen them with hair before i didn't know that that was them you know so that definitely but people be knowing you just don't know you know a lot of the time right what's his name was in i'm gonna get you sucker the uh the little dude that was in bad santa oh yeah yeah yeah yeah he was one of the guys the gun one of the brothers he's one of their brothers what were the brothers names johnson the uh the family oh evans i try to put him in the show the little dude and then uh the network rejected it why am i not what's his name i never knew his name tony cox yeah tony cox he's still alive right yeah okay terrence williams just passed yeah we tried to book a man and network was like no we don't like to look it's like are you pastors you guys don't like that he's he is the go to the little world they didn't want to pay him yeah i mean either way they didn't want a little person he got a good resume that was that was right that's hannah friday's santa friday yeah damn devil man that's great comedy hype did a video on him you know they'd be doing those unforgotten jokes yeah and they had one for him and i was just like man this resume extensive and i didn't even register that that was him and i'm gonna get you sucker until last night i was cracking up with that might be the uh the main little person ever everywhere him in the game of thrones he's the black version of the dude from gaming yeah so those three right there they they're on the mount rushmore what's his name earn earn [Music] yeah we went we had drinks before with him and i do friday we had drinks a little fun yeah [Music] well i didn't want to make it seem like there was an orgy or something that's what it seemed like that's what i got orgy white [Music] this harkens back to the question from last week because it's like you did something with some little people or you put dirty hands on the food man i'm like said little people little people me out man i wanna be known as the dirty hands i better take these yes got a question oh questions questions bmw little person this girl in there that was woof dick a little person i've seen some big little people oh yes okay i don't look at them in that form right thorough adults i'm looking you know you don't sniff they see yeah yeah yo we used to have a little person that went to our high schools she was hella cool yeah i don't think so okay but she she had it modified for her we would always be like yo would you uh you know yeah you know but she was super cool did anybody ever i think somebody did but i i i forget who tony did yeah it was me give us the questions questions questions i got a question questions with d.c irving huh [Laughter] [Music] i [Music] you're going to take the whole somewhere off hell no we are we all in baby we can't do that let's take the hiatus this is my tuesday may give us the questions all right here we go here we go we've all been saving a lot of money every every month you just been putting money into like a little piggy bank for years for years years years years you never counted you don't know how much money's in there you just know that you've been putting a lot in there a lot of wind there right you find out that your son or daughter they come up to you and they're like hey dad i just want you to know that i'm paying you back for the money that i stole out of there [Music] here's the money i stole plus extra oh interesting there's the money i stole plus extra do you still trust your kid no wait they giving it back or they're saying giving it back going to give it back they're giving it back no idea no idea what's going on i want i i first of all that's honorable but the stealing is wrong yeah that's honorable but i'll be like why why were you doing i i had questions like why were you doing why were you still yeah why not ask me why did you ask me for whatever you know you gotta have that conversation yeah but the question is are once you already stole the money even though you paid it back with interest you're liable you held yourself accountable but you stole the money you do it again you do it again you stole from me yeah no trouble and you would do it again but it's what they paid they pay you back that's with interest i won't be too mad i won't be mad when i'm just like yeah at least you paid me back but still stole i'll be laughing i'm just checking my account i'm furious bro yeah i think i don't know because i'm like think about it i'm like you stole from me you came back and did it all that i don't know what you were going through at that time maybe you just like i was a piece like i was just lost at that point hears it all back i feel i would never do that again bob i like i don't know where you you might have been a mischievous ass for you know people go through faith so i'm like i'm not gonna sit there and be like that defines you forever now um when they were stealing they were about 15 16. i'm not i'm not i'm not letting a 15 year old last night in your life that's an interesting point though i i feel what keon is saying i feel them there too but the judgment for their whole whole life now they're going to rest never trust me again i'm not gonna hold it over you or anything but in the back of my mind i'm not leaving your wallet you could do it i'm moving my money for damn sure i need to know what it was for no i'm saying if they took the money and went and bought a couple keys and flipped it i'd be like [Laughter] i was too scared to tell you and i i needed it for abortions oh twenty thousand damn yeah i was too afraid to tell you i had two coming at the same time i could not do that i didn't want to make your young grandfather i wasn't ready to be a father about and i just i was terrified i was like my life minus there wasn't no gun rights yeah we just had that money all right i just i didn't i couldn't tell you that regardless of the reason i'm serious and why i'm gonna be watching my account henceforth i i don't know if i'm never gonna trust them again but the stealing would tear me up they would yeah i'd have to watch my relationship with my kid because obviously there was some something there that made them not feel comfortable with gentlemen right but uh i would eventually forgive eve no matter what the situation but yeah i would hope it would be for something like i went i'm forgiving bought podcast equipment then i bought two pounds of weed that i got you next week mm-hmm and my thing would be like two plus i didn't miss the money you never knew i was gone i never so and then i got interest so my initial like anger is kind of softened already because well i didn't even know what was going on so now i just have questions right i just really have questions like my first question was you stole from me yo like why would you stole from me yeah why the [ __ ] would you steal from me all the [ __ ] i didn't gave you and autumn you came to me forever now you're going to steal from me you stealing from me from me you crouch your [ __ ] mind she hit you with the tears and i'm sorry how many how much money did you take from us how many [ __ ] tears i want to see i'm not coming i don't think i would have chances because i got paid back i gotta pay back your payback yo you stole right like i have questions no i'm like how much did you make because if you give me this much better how much you get right i might need more because you used 100 of my money i want what you gave me i want what you took i even want the money bro i don't want your [ __ ] money after that point i don't want the [ __ ] money you stole from me i don't want none of that [ __ ] wait are you canceling jesus right i'm not cancer i'm not saying yeah yeah yeah wait i didn't say you can't live i don't want [ __ ] from you yeah i'm not saying you're not my i didn't say that right i didn't say you're not my kid you're not my daughter i didn't say that i'm saying i don't want the money you stole hey you got that that's hey keep all that [ __ ] cause you can't give me that back because i don't i don't that's not important to me you know what i'm saying yeah like you went way beyond anything that you're gonna be like i'll never tell you [ __ ] again yeah that's you because they came at you like you already didn't tell me [ __ ] so that's the trust has already been down the whole life you skipped the first step and i was 15. i [ __ ] up like you're going to hold that over that's going to cause a huge risk how are we how old are we now how many years has it been that you kept this lie and that now you're coming to me people be scared he's 30 years old he's giving your money back at 30. i'm not fighting my daughter hey you stole it fair and square you earned that money you thief get the go keep your money you're not trusting your kid ever again no yeah you're this energy you're not there you're not trying to you say you need to do more you need to do more you know you wait you crossed me which is fine wait a second wait a second you you're gonna bring back the money you stole from me and then we're all good no you owe me i don't know what it is you owe me more than this you need to earn my trust back you you broke the trust not me i feel you that's fast so what are you going to do to earn my trust back keep the keep the money okay the money's not going to happen the money's not what i wanted anyway it's a psychological game for the rest of my life because i feel keon it's not the rest of your life but if you say hey here's the money i stole from you what yeah that ain't how dc presented it he presented it super remorseful yeah hey thank you tony hey tony's you're you're back you didn't even know what was going on he didn't i've always said i'm not going to trust him again okay because you you broke the truck tony's on my energy the way i'm coming at the kid but i'm going to know he's not coming with tony's energy is calm though yeah that's not forgiving that's not forgiving well then i didn't forgive you yeah you didn't forget you said trump to me forget you said trust not forgiveness you said i didn't say trust you right i trust you again you have to earn my trust you you now have to be about trust i don't forgive you like hey man you're my friend don't let it happen again hey you're coming over for dinners and such you can still live here but isn't trust and forgiving still the same thing you have to earn falls under the same thing i'm gonna forgive you anyways because i love you that's that's not gonna stop that you know what i'm saying no they're not the same dude that's what people think that's right i'd be like no i figured but i don't i don't trust you yeah yeah you guys right yeah but you gotta leave when everybody leaves you can't stick around at night and roam around and we have we've all had family members like that right right right you got to go terrence he'd be stealing i love i love you i love you he ain't sleeping here one of the biggest things is uh money won't come between me and my family right right and it won't come between us it won't it's not it's not the money that's right yeah trust has came between us right and now and great you can give me some sob story but like dad you were in an angry place then let me reflect on it but i'm gonna be hot in the beginning right yeah cause you stole from you stole from i'm your pot your stuff from me yeah yeah i'm hurt that's fair that hurts it's like when you don't give your kid a reason to right now i feel like going back to what craig was saying well what why did they feel i have so many questions before i get anger's not my first response because i have que when in a situation like that when i know i haven't done anything to my kids i wouldn't believe it anger would be my anger would be my first i'm like why anger would be anger would be i think that's not my yeah disappointment and hurt but the questions would come like man [ __ ] the maybach that you got me in the driveway yeah yeah yeah why did you stay why cause you know that's a crazy question bro that's a good one since i became a parent i i just asked a lot more questions i just want to know like why mm-hmm why'd you do that i understand that from a five-year-old from a fifteen-year-old or even more dumb i wasn't fishing wait and they came later on like 20. yeah after they made they bubble now you're an adult no you're an adult now i know you're taking this heat damn you don't do dumb [ __ ] though yeah you make me make dumpsters that that's fine stealing for me is beyond dumb [ __ ] bro but i've never stole from my dad no yeah that's a different different loads with [ __ ] yeah like you lying i may have lied to my dad whatever but stealing through yeah i expect the lies because i expect you to try to you know i'm already in here for the my daughter lies now did you do this now every time keelan do something like you know i'm going to find out everything right he hasn't gotten away with that right single thing right the lies are always the biggest issue stealing from me still stealing from me from anyone with me it becomes the why because i need to know so that you can switch this down we're going to get to the y i'm mad right now we get the y is going to happen because like that for me that abortion thing i'd be like i i completely understand out of fear why you took that and we can discuss this i don't know right i'm done yelling actually about stealing we can talk about it cause now you just wait now you stole my grandkids too you stole my grand babies but i brought you two more [Music] next weekend coming soon yeah next thursday next thursday sorry next thursday 20 june 24th i saw your flyer that you have oh yeah i did that myself yeah yeah was it hard no i did it on a canva pro ah i did it on camera was the easiest way to create presentations like a pro whether you're presenting for your team your students or your clients canva pro has beautiful layouts for the industry uh and project i did uh keyland's intro to his show on camera pro so you can do video that's you know that's the first question is it free well that's my first question at all well with the audience with camera pro the easiest way to create presentations right now you can get a free no 45 day extended trial um you got my ears percolating just go to the dot me slash issues and get your free 45-day extended trial that's canva c-a-n-v-a dot me me slash issues and you try it but i do i do you know because people be taxing which rightfully so they're doing you know they doing work but this thing has so many layouts i'm like i'm not paying somebody to do that when i can just i can make a whole intro for my kids show i can make all my flyers myself yourself you'll probably be paying them to use the app anyway right they're going to be using the app right so i was like i'll just do myself and it came out fine like it got it got several different layouts you can choose or because i honestly i be i was looking i looked at tony's there's somebody else like yours and marlins and i'm like all right i want to take it here how much info do i need on here and then you just slide it it's super easy super easy that's it that's just not just for gigs though you could do like and say what's the fee again forty-five forty-five days it's in the freezer the flyers are the burgers oh you like you gotta be a goddamn you can do it you do christmas probably good christmas cards valentine's day cards god damn fools chelsea sorry i stole from you contest you make your own your covers for your book whatever what are the book clubs i was like nobody got books [Music] but you're right ain't nobody reading books no more not physically especially books mcgill right you doing audible right oh oh i do audible well with so many great stories and uh programs ottawa's the perfect summer partner and now you is the absolute best time to do because prime members can say 53 off with audible you can listen to more of whatever you're into because audible has it all an unbeatable selection they do have audio books i've tried other ones tons of binge-worthy podcasts yeah and podcasts are the thing right now everybody is live in the podcast they better got that song i doubt it get us on audible make that happen exclusive originals are on there and all of it available for download or stream so uh if you want to right now for a limited time amazon prime members can save 53 again on four months of audible that's only 6.95 a month that's great for a burrito a month wait 6.95 690 super cheese that is very precise too i was right i was saying way more than that yeah i was paying like damn near 20 bucks a month you're going to spend about 19 right minimum yeah like a new hot joint that's gonna be what twenty-something cause i would use my audible to get like when the book was like 40 or something like let me use my little ticket uh my little they gave me a little i'd use that there to buy a cheaper book yeah but then ones that be 40 to 60 like a barack book that came out like 50 bucks like even the little kids books is like eight bucks so you still say thanks right goddamn fool you're right so take advantage of this incredible limited time offer go to audible.com issues that's audible.com slash issues you know 6.95 a month come on check it out it might be nice being able to read noise all right man you don't need to read you've been doing good yeah you made it this far i've been making it long download the book click select all and then press the play yeah you don't need to read it and have it read to you like a robot talk to me but then when the authors read to you it's the best because they're passionate about the oh yeah yeah i mean you just get more like kevin hart's book with his audio that's great uh michelle michelle and barack's books like when they read their books like it's great people have guests who come on you get through them faster too when when people are talking you can definitely speed it up too because uh you don't have to listen to it on one you can oh yeah you can turn it off man ever since keenan told us about youtube that's how i watch podcasts and interviews because a lot of times y'all like when y'all put stuff in the chat and be like i'll be like i don't want to do all this and then ever since kingdom's like you can speed it up so i'll watch a 30-minute podcast in 10 minutes yeah and i'm like oh yeah and you wrap it up it's good that's the best thing about uh like on facebook would have like a whole nfl game in 10 minutes i was like oh i love those this is great let me just let me pounce because i got stuff to do man what's the whole game i like the people that they're having the original artist read it because before it used to just be leonard nimoy yeah it'd be somebody else with james earl jones right that's good and you harry potter you're like this is the bible in my em's first book it wasn't him reading it was someone else reading oh that's when i was like it was weird to me i would love to hear his voice say this yeah some cats don't read well so i don't know i'm not saying that my caps don't really well but that's that's i mean that's true but some people just don't read well you can take that too i want to hear what words you [ __ ] up i do want to hear the fumbles though i love a good phone i tiffany had it at the end of her book she did a whole song yeah like i think she did too and it was hilarious so like just going through her book and her her journey talk about her journey and then having her put her her songs on and i was like yeah it's wild yo tiffany haddish is the hardest working this is doing right now every time she's getting to it bro i was watching the game last night yeah and she's doing something for tv friday night something like that yo man how did she have the time she don't because she's what she does i guess but she is the hardest woman she's not saying notice [ __ ] i ever i don't think i would say no when i'm hot hot right right well i wouldn't say no to it when it's all coming i'm getting it all right she's on what she's also producing a lot of projects so she's getting a lot of stuff she wants to do right right she's doing a flow job you got to get it while they're getting this good you did especially what we do i understand that and like and even though people like i remember when kevin was just going all the time i'm sick of kevin but it's like what do you want to do not do not work they want me right now people i'm bro you want 20 years to get here you take your ass to work every day right this movie's still hit right it's not like he's tanking wow they had they had great mentors and they developed a plan and stuck to it they didn't because what they don't realize like kion said we go broke for a long time before we start getting something right now i want it all right comedian right i want to charge for what y'all didn't give me back back and all you're doing is collecting interest right right for all the powers that's it all the free shows all the hours oh medians we didn't win through because like you know we don't have the luxury to kind of laid back like leonardo dicaprio right come out with something every two years right we don't have that luxury and we don't have that mindset right you know what they say what they say they will they actually do the shows for public what they say this would be explosions all the exposure shows up that exposed nothing they didn't explode that you the fact that the improv would pay you eight bucks i got a check for eight dollars a check a check a check for eight dollars i was like they're paying cash now how are they yeah one of these clubs trying to make me feel out of w9 for twenty dollars you'll see you'll see your problem i just drink your money right right like somebody has a drink and i'm like that's more than eight dollars [Laughter] i know that's more than ten they used to give out free drinks and free food then when y'all generation came up they stopped that bro cause every [ __ ] comedian would just i do it how many magic still feathers yeah well then a lot of alcoholics came up too drink that's every time i see that something is not a thing anymore i'm like who ruined it right mm-hmm we used to do this but i dinner might take a meal over eight dollars burgers give me the same one if you want me to give me the same even when they do like you know they do the drink tickets i trade my drink tickets in for a meal every time yeah i don't everyday every single time i don't i don't want a rum and coke i want this burger [Music] people that pay you the least gives the most obstacles yeah and they want the most from you too you make you can't say this on stage you can't do that make sure you shout out on thursday promote this that in the third i'm like y'all are giving the lease and got me doing the move fill out the w post about it this thing i'm like man they work alone yeah i'll be ignoring people but can you post about that blog you just don't do it never reply back i'll reply back with something completely different you get that a lot now people want you to and that's the difference in his position it's like you you you what do i benefit out of this your benefits i'd be asking people to post i asked people to post our show hey come on uh thanks appreciate you like uh i ask people in the questions you have a relationship with the people in the comments but they don't post it like can y'all post this come on some people do it like we love it you're gonna get it first wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait but you look at the dm's and people like and stuff like that i repost those when yeah yeah you asked me to post something it's kind of like you asking me why i'm late oh damn you take your posts like that i don't like being asked to post something don't act like let me do it because i don't ask people to post myself me neither ever me neither i never when people post me it's pure love and they wanted to do it i never asked because i i wouldn't even feel right or they like that your mom hits them up like oh thank you thank you i asked one time i asked somebody one time to post something and he was like nah cause you know i've never asked again it was years ago i asked twice but i was younger and then like then uh we need your votes for the you know like you enter a comedy competition or whatever like that and i didn't know that they don't mean [ __ ] and if you don't have you know i've never i've never asked individually i might say it just can you guys share this with everyone oh yeah let's just share this please [Music] looking at some people's page like man you my friend why you post this [ __ ] but you ain't never post my [ __ ] do i have to ask you um it's our podcast i'm like dave you posted this podcast that super [ __ ] trash what the hell because they hit you in your dm maybe they look good at it probably i paid for it no i just be like no i'll either just say no or i'll just be like no it's not organic like you know and these are people like you know i know like can you post this so i can get to this no you give me flat nose i tell them like if there's somebody like you know i got a good relationship with her kind of like you know they shouldn't even ask you though they asked but i still was like no i like the post organically yeah like yo i'll say that how do they take that though uh last time i said it to somebody she took it well organic what else can you say you're going to tell somebody well [ __ ] you no it's still it's still like damn you can't especially this was somebody i posted before on my own like you know organicness so when you ask you don't ask me for seeing people in the streets just like hey uh could you post this let's post it like all right you know it's gonna be like all right but then you'd be like oh do i have to ask is that whatever i posted my page i just like i just posted the the girl that was singing the mckenzie yeah she was on the board i just i it was organic but i was just like this is dope to me so i'm gonna post it right and if you ask me i might give you put you in my story that's the the story is throw it up in your story that's a commercial just i threw it in the mirror yeah i didn't throw it anymore i didn't not i threw it in the story because prior to that this person tried to do something for me so i was like i know exactly what they did yeah right but oh but got mad at that i said no to that well you know i remember your reason in the comments your reason was trash i was like what was the reason he was like well i ain't got people out that way [Laughter] like i felt like yeah hometown that's easy everywhere i'd rather not say nothing i was like yeah yeah i ain't saying that almost do you guys get joy out of posting posting for other people no for you i do get joy out of posting on your page oh yeah i'll be tired like you know i'd be tired of promoting it's a job but so sometimes i'd be like that's why i quit doing tony bacon friends on the virtual i was just tired of the promotion i was like i'm tired of myself so i i get tired of that um so you know i want the day where i ain't really got to do hard promoting like that but yeah but what do you say promoting posting just i said posting but i get why i'm saying there's a lot of my posts right a promotion yeah so the majority like i posted like 12 posts yesterday um do it i was looking to do that i got my one a day i do one or two every two days i don't want to feel obligated but i have to do more yeah i have to do way more but but the thing is i mean going back to chad's question i don't hate posting because it that's how people i ain't famous me neither right so this is how people no i know but the question i'm famous the question is but the question is not why do you do it i know why you do it but i'm saying i enjoy i i do enjoy it because i enjoy it it i i honestly like interacting me too with people there's they have zero reason to give a [ __ ] about like zero and the fact that they do i'd be like i could it would be wrong for me not to be like hey guys i like that they appreciate you talking about interacting or posting just post but i post so they can you know comment and enjoy you know i mean i'm getting you guys give me something my arms i like that too and you're appreciating my art like you're appreciating you don't have to you can scroll by you can so much there's so many other candy shops out there that and they're talking about especially online right this little mom and pop shop that you you know that you're supporting me yeah it makes me want to post because they like we love when they send in requests for more stuff i'll be like and they're not rude about it that's the thing if they say if they came at me like do this you know hey [ __ ] that's enough with this you need to do lyrics i'll never do another lyrics right right again it got to be something that i'm enjoying yeah but i know yeah i don't want to feel obligated right so i don't post if i do i like posting other people to introduce to my audience i'm like oh y'all check these people out i like these people but i don't i'm like when you do two or three they're like what's the next one you dropped one on friday oh this is late and you're like it's free you feel what you hey because sometimes the editing for me gets a little bit like i don't feel like editing this [ __ ] but i there's definitely days where i just be like yeah i have to force well you've been powering through because you still but trust me i'd be lying you get this and the beauty of rerun rerun is that i get so many new followers a month uh-huh that it's new to them yeah so i i have no remorse on reruns right like yeah you saw it but you know yeah but the thing is and it's a minute long guys even the people who did see it they'd be like oh close this is one of my favorites yeah and i'll post something but they're not going to go wrong right unless they save it right and so i might pull one of my favorites my old i'll be like i like this video yeah and sometimes selfies doesn't really catch numbers wisely until you repost it right yeah i've had i definitely had stuff here too the second hit later yeah then we have so many different media outlets you know i mean like it didn't hit on ig but on tick tock it did this and then you know on youtube it did this and i'm like yeah okay so the ones that don't hit do you just store them to the side and be like they'll hit one day i if it didn't hit honestly sometimes i'll even re-rob it yeah i'll re-release it and it'll hit or i'll change what i put it on you feel me like if you do ig and you did it as a regular video and it did nothing but then you put it in as a real ig pumps the reels so you do it as real and then all of a sudden 30 000 views when the first one got three so i'll change it what i put it on i'll do that because i'm like like he said some days i don't feel like doing nothing and then on youtube i do it because it's financially important for me to do that right so that on youtube i'm i'm very adamant about i need to do this because this is money's coming from this right everything else i'm kind of like i got to put all my videos on youtube i have nothing yeah you got to accumulate them throw them up there consolidated compilations and all that man i put everything i worked on on youtube and they took all that [ __ ] down damn okay youtube i don't own none of this [ __ ] youtube and facebook have me so traumatized i don't even like dealing with them so i'll just be like instagram and all my tv episodes yeah my favorites is instagram paint people yet no yeah they keep saying they they they're going to get around tick-tock man [Music] i ain't even signed up for you i'll be on there and you know you can blow up fast on tickets you can blow up fast no matter how many followers you got but i'd be like nate hurd is doing very well very well yeah there's so many comedians josh nasher is doing well on there and it's just like but he was asking me like does it translate into like you know comedy people coming to your shows and i was just like no i don't i don't see that like when i promoted tony bacon friends on tick tock it was just like i promoted it let's kids kids run tick tock yeah and people overseas it's like you know what i'm saying it's the same english remember because the king bachelor had hella followers online yeah but it wasn't translated into like adult ticket sales so when i see my numbers on tick tock i'll be lying yeah so what i'm not impressed right yeah oh oh i exploded yeah but the grand but i ign's and youtube facebook is legit yeah right but this is what tick tock is doing for me it's bringing people to my youtube and ig and those people are getting tickets right so that i figure yeah the people on there most of them gonna ignore me especially when like when i promoted the two shows i promote on tick tock no one gave a [ __ ] but they are like i like this guy let me see what else he has for those who do they're going to the other ones and being like oh okay right and then i've i've seen the difference like like a funnel yeah and they're bringing people like even the girl the singing girl that i posted heard that video blew up on tick tock first then it came to instagram and then everybody saw it but it started on tick tock i mean i mean people share it people now people are trying to be sneaky too people will take your video from tick tock and put it on ig and try to like steal your [ __ ] yeah hacksaw jim duggans yeah they always you know because they just reposted a lot of people just repost it they're not looking to let me tag they just i like this right boom they're not even thinking about it no but i've seen i've seen people you know cut certain stuff out change the hats they're trying to get their followers up mm-hmm and then they'll be like oh yeah don't take the person's tag right and then they'll try that you did that to me right oh [Laughter] and keith was like hey man i just had to make this dude take your videos down i was like what he was taking him from tick tock bringing him to ig and then he was he would cut like he would use the song and cut where i usually come in and then just say the same things i said how about that that's great that's plagiarism genius that's so he had it he had any and he was using the hashtag that's how my brother saw him yeah he used the hashtag lyrics we left side saw and he was like bro you just took his whole thing and didn't even do it right that's what he was more pissed and he's like it's not even funny plagiarism and then more and more people came in and he was like we've already seen this this guy does and then he took it down yeah people are so lazy bro i would probably do something like what i don't want to do is like you know everybody does these videos where something happens and they watch they talk about it and i go like i don't want to do that like you know what i mean on a side by side yeah i would do something if if i thought of something that was like hey man that's super different original i would do it if it touches you you'll [ __ ] put it but otherwise i get like that's not interesting to me but to what he just said tony and kev changed my opinion on that on what side by side mm-hmm you couldn't mine it side by side i just get it this is why because at the end because i was like you i was like i don't want to do that because everybody's doing it and kev was like yeah but you're not doing it they want to know what dc feels about what you've seen with time with keon what are you using i used to or whatever or whatever i was doing i would do whatever video i saw but the people who messaged you want to see it they want to see yeah or or a different take like prove it is a great take on a side-by-side oh when you hung yourself this oh the lynch is it lynching i did that right in there bro i did that right here yeah oh my god i was in the gym that's funny bro it's a it's a i get it a thousand percent i just go like ah well don't be over thinking so much yeah that you don't put out nothing but it but also that's the thing but that's just a lot of people do that but no i just wanna it's not that serious i get that also but i also think about like yeah i wanna do something i wanna do mm-hmm you know what i mean what you wanna do no like like like the youtube like like see my society that's something i want to do i like that i have fun that was fun yeah i like that a lot but uh but then like editing videos and putting on ig which i should do then i like that i'm going to edit an hour you know i mean i'm like i gotta sit down i'm gonna take you around i don't take that long because i gotta watch it through no and pick up the stuff you want you get a rhythm and you know whatever you're doing once you start doing it yeah i know this is where i do this no no because but here's my thought let me well then you guys are telling this my thought is to take seven clips so you have a day right you have one a day you can post so you just got to go through it though you're from the podcast yeah oh you want to post those oh you guys that's different i thought you're talking about just shooting like little ig videos yeah take about a second no no no i'm talking about taking the clips from the youtube and posting them on ig i was like you just have to even the clips but you were doing it for a minute and then you stopped like i remember that the chris brown one was hilarious you know they're these hoes everybody was fine oh yeah yeah though but it was a lot because i had the green screen set up and then i had to have somebody i usually have to have like jot a come get the camera for me because even when i bought a camera i was like i'm not use this [ __ ] but i'm saying well now we're so far like it's different now it seems like it would be easier to take edits from a podcast but you just have to sit down you'd literally take that clip and then each one isn't each episode somebody you got to watch the entire episode you want to post how many times i know i did that towards the end i just look forward to screw scrub through real quick and hit boom shave off two minutes you don't have to like it's no gaps you got to fill in you just you think i'm re-watching verbal cardio i don't know i didn't think you were editing this stuff yourself yeah i don't i don't do the daddy issue clips right like the other stuff yeah i feel like the the team does everything it was i needed an attitude just to end the house it just takes time bro i'm just gonna like i can't understand you i was just on deadlines don't you sign edit he doesn't live with you hey man somebody live with you i needed a within that whole thing i shot within maybe like eight minutes so i shot it edited it and the whole time was like eight minutes eight nine minutes ten minutes it was unbreakable condom unbreakable condom like this they was putting knives in it and everything come on prove it and they did they put it they put it on the cucumber yeah but i want to see if like what kind of condom needs to be that strong what you can feel in that kind of right right with that too that's what that's the real test yeah can you feel anything else with my luck it'll break i saw and i was like that's too much that's too much bro and i was only interested because i didn't use the condiment i don't know wrecks i think that's a brand new direction it was true from the ones you don't trust right i think it was just a commercial to show all the things you could put in a vagina with a condom on it dc but at the video itself i was like i don't care about these guys i'm popping [Music] [Music] i'll make the run that's weird to come over hey man you guys doing that can i get some of those we're adults man i'm gonna need something too you have to tag something to it you got the product yeah i'm here well that's the thing i like about it is delivered to you you know no one knows what it is meet me in a dark alley it's like you got so good exchange but you know they can deliver it to the house yeah you don't have to be worried you got to call it you got the sugar yeah it's an online service it's unique online service it's got the same active ingredients as uh viagra and cialis but it's in chewable tablet forms at a fraction of the cost take them any time to hear a night you plan ahead you know what i'm saying plan ahead because once you get going it's up there yeah you sign up at bluetooth.com consult with one of their licensed medical providers so you got to answer some questions and stuff like that you know how's your heart right that's like i think that's like the first question well it's your blood pressure it's all done online no doctor visits no awkward conversations and no waiting in line at a pharmacy you know and they just drop it off at the house and nobody knows it's regular packaging it ain't like it's got a big penis on the side like that it's got a limp yeah you try big bluetooth free when you use your promo code issues at checkout you just pay five dollars for the shipping bluechew.com promo code issues you receive the first month free easy work for the pump five dollars goddamn food not to take [Laughter] that's a super charged pump spray right so visit bluetooth.com for more details and important safety information and uh we thank bluetooth for sponsoring the podcast yeah you know what i'm happy about is that it has to be doing well enough that they keep coming that people are just getting bum we're providing boners for the boner absolutely oh i know for a fact because i've had people hitting me on the side but hey man i just got something oh really the manscaping the bluetooth dudes is getting like my dick is hard my balls is clean people are like yo thank you yeah [Laughter] i didn't even think about it to be honest i'm going there i'm doing mine myself he was like even if you do yourself a little joint though was he like hold the skin back like it's man's skate i was like yo what are you using i asked him what he was using because he was just it felt like he was just brushing it that's taking the hair off he's like yeah what is it it was like a uh i forget the name of it he showed me too that's a manscaper well now i know but it wasn't even electric though because normally i'll be expecting like electricity no it was like uh yeah like they were really like barber guards that's the vibe it had like a barber gun but it was cutting it was taking the hair oh he had the little eyebrow shaper it comes in like a plastic it was like a little but it had [Music] so you did the procedure was that uncomfortable having a man shave your balls nah i was chilling use legs down the legs or having to do do all that cause dude came in cleaned off the whole area with the benadine and all that and i was just laying there and then uh did you feel that's all naked or just just just bottomless and then the legs in the straddle no i was just laying on the on the table and then just flattening it he cleaned up everything and then you get the paper down and then they isolate the sack all right they tell you they put the shaft up and then they isolate the sack so the sack comes out of the little all right surrounded you have that decency cell you can't just have dick and balls yeah it's just so the ball well everything was out when he was cleaning it he was just like but then they got like a nice tool you have here did he do like this quick and easy it was uh so he did that doc came in and was like oh i'm gonna have to shave this before he's like oh so that's when he got the shave and i was just like a doctor and a barber yeah okay here's joe yeah he's like the shell oh the top he's like not just the balls like they get him silky smooth or just so he can see what he's doing without her hair obstruction okay so like you know dude she got my bad you know i felt bad for not doing it myself right that's the best part of the job yeah so you're just making them like three weeks ago i'm sorry uh it's just the new i was just glad there wasn't a woman in there because i would have felt the pressure to plump up yeah yeah because i don't want to be on the sofa i was telling sabrina this on her life i don't want to be on the soft in the relationship with not right i don't want you to see me on the soft as a woman oh you're talking about sabrina's scene no no the doctor was a female girl he's talking about everybody yeah i would have felt the pressure i would have been thinking about something to get me not too much like hey but just you know [Music] just a medium religion goes from zero to twelve and craig got no grave zero to history sorry girl the hysterectomy man so um so it didn't hurt all i felt the pinch of the needle because he got a uh yeah numb up the sack got the number you felt it a little bit yeah he felt the pinch of the needle the perineum number and then after that i wasn't really feeling anything he was like all right take 15. he was making that valley i was longer than that oh but like uh it was uh so they just numb that area and so he was like all right a lot of people say they feel um where it kind of feels like you got kicked in the nuts real quick he's gonna be fleeting but you know so he did whatever he had to do and i was like did it did it happen yet because i was like you know i'm starting sweating waiting for it to happen it happened it was like no i should have had him i know all right they did all that you know down there doing stuff and then they had to do the other side and so every he said the other side should be smoother than the first sounds like cool correct but everything he told me to expect on the first side i felt on the second side so then i felt oh there's the little ball get the kick and then the carterize when you he cauterized the the wound i felt that more on the second when they burn it closed yeah yeah but it didn't it didn't hurt it just felt like would you say a complete painless yeah it was the whole way it was similar to getting your blood drawn okay in terms of pain feeling except for the nut kick the nut kick is what i still feel i still feel like i got kicked in the ball ah okay the recovery of it yeah yeah i had ice on it all night in your stomach bro you feel like you're going to feel it feels like something's down there at all times on the kick but it's not bad like right now i'm feeling that you're still crazy like if i started walking i might be like they remind you i had a vasectomy the other day yeah okay and then i looked at my sack this morning it was like two two uh whole fingers pointing they uh they stitch you up with the dissolvable stitching so they'll go away yeah i was scared to look at it this morning my beautiful suck yeah what they do to my hair it looks tough now you get dude like look i got a scarf you get an eye patch for us this is zach's been through something yeah you know yeah it's funny how a lot of dudes been hitting me up on the side like man welcome to the welcome to the pain a lot of casters i never knew had vasectomies oh yeah mine in my conversation they'd be like join us oh yeah common sense they were coming to v-town yeah they like made the best decision in my life just saying the third and women and proudly oh yes so you still got some people in there yeah i really want to get one but i'm just trying to wait to see if y'all changes her mind about having a favorite one i'm trying to give her an option because i'm not going in twice right because there's no culture you want because it's popular you're like man my boys again when i gotta get well first i don't like being the only one not doing something that's that's true i don't think you came home like man i need to get this i know kiana tony got one i ain't even gonna lie like i got more excited about it when i found out so many of my friends had did it i was like it was everybody had the same story as him like man if i had to do it i'm happy that i know people talk to about it all right so mine i go on in august i didn't know it's gonna be that far out i called i was like yeah it was like august i was like [ __ ] now yeah it takes to do it now and i didn't even think about what you said in the comments about for all those who think you know i already had my two kids now i don't know why people think we have to have seven kids right we good with two good i'm fine from the comments as a single person i wouldn't want to start my date out with well you know uh i had a vasectomy so i can't have any uh anymore kids if i was saying i would have zero problems saying that that's how you have to start the day yeah expectations is he mine let's see what he looks like when he gets bored oh i oh look at you all right but now i also have to uh send in siemens samples oh you said that you don't go in no i gotta i gotta go i got i have to go back in six months six weeks i gotta go back in six weeks uh make sure you get the right address on that but before i go back into six weeks i gotta go to the place to just do the samples two weeks before [Music] you got to go to the place that collects the samples but you just go in there you're right you gotta do that two weeks before and one one one week before and then when you go back to the doctor that's when they tell you if it's all cleared out okay can you can you do it at home and then bring them a sample you got to do it there you probably have to do it there because you can bring a whole well well you shouldn't have someone else's comeback yeah hey fill this up for me homie yeah you could get something can you bring your spouse in there i don't know i'm sure they they probably wouldn't want to just pay it off you they want to keep it as professional as possible how do you do work for jesus porn do the trick for me super fast through my favorite scenes you got the you got the playlist on it i got my favorite i can do that going into the dodge off and they're like we need everybody hold on no i'd have to go to the car or something i can't have you outside the door i think you're listening to what i'm saying i'll just be like make the secretary talk louder what time is the appointment [Music] you know the nurses be telling all your business yeah he's been there for like 30 minutes i don't know what's going on hey if you can't get out you gotta come back another day or you just provide your bluetooth i've been scared i've been scared to even think about anything remotely sexual oh yeah just because you could tear a stitch i'm scared you know i don't want to tear that you know yeah big ass overcoat no [ __ ] but yeah yeah anyway let's get the hell out of there sounds two hours man it's hot in here so good i'll start burning up are you at dc i am chilling i might go see my dad for father's day oh yeah my son is coming up sunday mother's day you know a [ __ ] so many damn commercials and [ __ ] ain't no father's day i've seen maybe one father's day going macy sent me something father's day get some ties and [ __ ] remember you used to wear your little [ __ ] ass ties on stage with the dress shirts they were very coordinated with the hands jay-z phase and a bait and a baseball hat they were very color-coordinated all the way down yeah i think he had that guy drawing i think that was a drawing he had too many yeah he had him drawn with a tile i had a drawing [Laughter] the shirt was long because it was unbelievable i could never tuck it in he had the hat on he was like this is my style guys it was me for years any quick comment bring that guy back then i started wearing the t-shirts uh i started getting a lot of these yeah night crawlers kurt wagner yeah what yeah craig uh out here getting my son this d1 scholarship hey hey hey you're talking about how you feel atlanta yeah get to them in like three cities the next couple weeks not doing [ __ ] there but i'm gonna be there i'm gonna be you're gonna be restaurants i'm gonna be calling y'all yeah i'll be calling y'all i'll be here okay we're gonna double look at me crazy when i was like i'll be calling it it's like no more well nobody's gonna answer [Music] uh i am nowhere um i got nothing uh see my society new episode coming up with d.c irving oh you did it you said you wasn't gonna do that [ __ ] he said i wasn't gonna know what dc said he was doing i said i'm doing it all right dc was that dc was at my crib this morning bro woke up gun in my face get your ass up that's right that's one time that's right get your ass up let's go we're doing this podcast we got it then before uh daddy issues today fun too it was a good time thanks man thanks guys so yeah you can watch that on uh uh laugh at chazz on youtube good peoples okay uh uh this airs thursday so this saturday i'll be at i think it's called not in las vegas just go to live after doc dot com and uh oh charlie wilson yeah charlie what's the show in vegas this saturday and then june 24th tommy t's one night ah only are going get your tickets get your tickets yeah i mean people hit me up like the vips are sold out and the group seats are sold out yep so get your tickets they going what's up what's the vips you get what are we they're doing like uh you have like certain sections and you have like they were doing uh well you can buy tables so you can sit with your people and everything and then i think the only thing left now is general admission you're doing one or two shows just once oh good oh wow just one show one night in and out and then i'll come back and do a weekend yeah this was contingent for my it was like to build my weekend okay like they'd like we'll see how you do yeah and then so i took the one-nighter bet on myself and yeah do damn right you got damn right man you see this one night i remember going to breakfast with tommy when he used to pick us up when we land in town yeah big dude well now it's a i'll tell you after all right different oh uh what 12 things here to promote um jaguar baby bacon shirts or jackets baby bacon yeah go to dc irvinecomedy.com yeah these shirts jaguar baby bacon thank you bro we appreciate that it feel good it's comfortable you know what i'm saying got me feeling like a man out here you can wear an assortment of shoes to go along with the design on the color tip i got quite a few shoes i can wear with the tony tony you got to x out the baby now [Music] that's true i'll have grand babies in the future maybe you know what i'm saying um this this saturday no friday i'll be at the long beach lab factory if you're anywhere near long beach california i'll be at the lab factory i'll be at the haha cafe on saturday um you can get the ringtone for uc you see it you see it that's ringtone right now you can get it for your iphone or your android let me say it one more time cause y'all don't be listening iphone and android you can get the ringtone uh those are available now just click the link in my bio um yeah yeah sorry about it i have uh i'm at when you said ha ha remind me i'm at the [Music] on tuesday at 8 30. so this is thursday yeah so the tuesday uh 8 30. i'm gonna come out i'm gonna come out 20 off shows i'm chilling and that's it yeah so yeah y'all uh if you got questions for us ask us in the youtube comment section i had questions today but we never got around to it but if you got questions ask us in the youtube comments section put the big red you know exclamations and question marks so we can find it and uh we'll tackle them on the show appreciate y'all man and uh we out we out

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Length: 119min 45sec (7185 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 17 2021