A Vegan's Worst Nightmare

so if a vegan by definition is a person who does not consume or use any animal products this ponytailed stallion Derek Nance could be defined as the precise antithesis of that now as a courtesy I'm gonna put up this warning that's at the beginning of the source Barcroft TV video so if you're sensitive to footage of Romney being prepared and or consumed you may want to nut the hell up and watch the whole damn thing anyways cuz your watch time is my metaphorical oxygen now for real though just dip your toes into the sentro about 90% of my diet and as we're all sheep me I'm just some buddy living and obscurity my intestine smoothies in my kitchen you see that wasn't that bad and if you can handle Derrick eaten raw sheep meat like an apple and slurping down and test them smoothies mid-afternoon the rest of this is gonna be a breeze so just buckle up and save your bitching for the comments section hello everyone and welcome back to a brand new G fuel shaker filled with your mom's back sweat my name is Leon lush and I'm so appreciative you decided to join me here for just a little bit you know in hindsight now I think I made the intro about back sweat because later on in this video I have a fun little surprise for you guys that heavily features my own back sweat and I think subconsciously I wanted to ease you into it so it wouldn't be too jarring but enough about all that let's get back to learning a little more about our carnivorous friend here Derrick Nance [Music] my name is the derrick Nance I'm from Lexington in the state of Kentucky okay right off the bat is there anything more cliche than Derrick being from Kentucky like you know a man that lives off of only raw meat isn't gonna be from Seattle Washington or some progressive blue state you know Kentucky just does things differently the last nine years I've been sourcing and butchering and eating raw animals and I've never felt healthier this is a Rams testicle from a three year old Ram has it more salty taste it's not like red meat it's more of like a seafood domo dude I know tell me about it it's actually that extra salt content that really turned me off personally from the three-year-old ram testicles and don't get me wrong I love hanging animal balls by a hook in a fridge in my kitchen but I much prefer like the five-year-old dried goat anus it's much less salty growing up I just had the standard American diet and had allergies and headaches and asthma and other signs of you know food intolerance issues where I noticed certain foods were really giving me trouble okay current topic aside the American diet is pretty scuffed especially if you're trying to stay on a budget I mean the stuff that goes on at a mass production level to keep up with the demands of a population that is exponentially growing is pretty scary quite honestly which is why I keep my diet strictly - white wine and garden worms I'll chew a [ __ ] mic rawhide and I'll just chew it like gum throughout the day I think it helps polish my teeth in fact four out of five dentists actually recommend chewing rawhide throughout the day over flossing but you and I will never hear that because big vegan has lobby millions to keep that information hidden from you as having so much trouble digesting everything else that meat seemed to work well for me and I just felt like this was this all right so ready to prepare stomach smoothie absolutely not Derek but it's your show so I'll let you steer the wheel you can smell it too so here's the small intestine the whole parts you know different parts of the intestines they all go into my smoothie and I can eat this and be fine with it without any fear that the bacteria are gonna come out to get me it's actually beneficial so one for the smoothie little intestine for me mmm that bacteria just has the sweetest aftertaste not just make it into its movie and this makes it like all creamed together and it's just much more consistent you know I was on the fence about this smoothie before I heard his description of exit like all creamed together what's more appetizing than pulverizing an assortment of animal intestines in a food processor to the point where all creams together mmm God that sounds nice my girlfriend made me designate a blender cuz I used to use her blender [ __ ] it holds that residual stomach smell [Music] for dessert talk about an unsupportive girlfriend are you kidding me she can't even put up with a little bit of residual stomach Smith smell in the blender for the shake of the relationship oh god I'd prefer to go directly to the source I'll Drive out to small family farm I load up the animals in my truck and I take them back to the house here and a butcher them in the backyard that's fun I'm sorry what I'll butcher them in the backyard that's fun yeah I guess that makes sense I mean laser tag going to live sporting events horseback riding videogames filling up your pickup truck full of animals and slaughtering them all in your backyard these are all just typical fun activities I'm sure the last one might be a little bit less traditional but it's definitely not a red flag [Music] although Nigel I would recommend you definitely watch your back if you go laser tag where the hell is Nigel is he not been here the whole time [Music] hey have you seen Nigel by any chance wait the garage what the hell's he doing out there you know hold on can you take this for a second you hear that is it that my song what the hell is this bro you know we're supposed to be upset and we have a deadline to hit what's it look like fat man I'm celebrating celebrating white dude I've got my own you choose vinyl figure baby haha yeah you're born made of chick peas okay first of all bro it says leon lush on the Box not nigel this is my accomplishment okay and secondly you just ruin the surprise i was supposed to make about my vinyl figure and the video i'm recording upstairs that you're supposed to be there for i'm sorry you seem to have me confused with someone who gives a [ __ ] not to mention leon you know deep down that i'm the only damn reason anyone's gonna buy a single one of these toys all right you know what nigel not today bro i'm sick and tired of this disrespect bro this isn't no i'm not tape this is [ __ ] this little bits gonna learn something today on my life tired of this little [ __ ] i'm sorry you guys had to witness that nigel takes pleasure and trying to ruin every big moment in my life but we've moved past it and we've made our mence that being said i am so thrilled to finally introduce you guys to the leon lush in nigel u2's vinyl figure now these babies are launching next week as a pre-order on saturday august 3rd at 3 p.m. est only from youtube.com so tell Siri or Alexa or whoever your girl is to set a reminder because this pre-order is only available for 24 hours in limited quantities and once they're gone they are gone forever now some good news if you're worried that your paycheck might not land in time because I'm giving away 10 of these leon toys for free you just have to go to the giveaway link in my description it takes you to the giveaway page you're just gonna show some love to my friends over at youtube by checking out their socials hitting them with some follows the more actions you complete the better your odds of winning also check out my instagram where i'm doing an additional giveaway of ten more Leon and Nigel toys so twenty of you in total will be getting it for free those winners will be announced twelve hours before the drop on August 3rd I've been working closely with u2's for months on this toy and I'm so pumped to finally have it going live they're handcrafted they're extremely durable and studies show that owning one actually triples your sex appeal that's according to Nigel at least since this is a limited release I expect these to move quick you may be familiar with some of the previous u2's drops that have been selling out really fast people are already reselling them for two 3x the price of the pre-order so for all you guys asking me in the comments over the years Leon where did you get Nigel how can I get my own Nigel now's your chance you just have to deal with the fact that it comes with Leon lush attached to it so go enter the giveaways right now for your chance to win a free vinyl figure and if that doesn't pan out be sure to solidify your rank in the tomato mafia by cop and your very own on August 3rd at 3 p.m. est only at youtube.com you know I appreciate you guys hey where am I gonna sit I have four kids and I live with my partner my girlfriend I mean for what it's worth Derek looks like a pretty down-to-earth do that just found a particular diet to suit his lifestyle I mean he looks healthy his skin is glowing he's got a beautiful beard and illustrious ponytail four beautiful kids and yeah slaughtering animals in his backyard for fun is a bit of a curveball but he's even got a girlfriend what's your Excuse gentlemen my girlfriend was primarily vegetarian and she's a vegetarian are you kidding me this man is a sorcerer I would have probably remained a vegetarian if Derek hadn't come into my life and now she's an ex vegetarian are you serious Derek may be a little peculiar but you know he's bringing that good dick okay if he can get that woman to start eating meat again I think that the way Derek harvests meat is much more ethical than buying it from the grocery store you know what maybe Tanna mojo could learn a thing or two from Derek about how to ethically harvest meat got him a full-grown sheep around 175 pounds for I mean 200 American dollars and you can live off of that for about a month and that's 90 percent of my food a 90 percent sheep meat diet that is a level of commitment inv I've had my kids be a part of the process since they were real little I'm pretty sure everyone would think it's strange okay the kids are self-aware check that's good I know it was a little weird when on my third birthday my dad got me a sheep meat birthday cake in the candles we couldn't take the candles in it because it was made of meat and that's that's when I knew it was weird I had issues with the teachers reporting me because they found out that I was butchering animals in front of the kids God come on not even Kentucky safe anymore I mean you butcher animals in front of your children they catch under that in the school system up here in New England you probably get life in prison but in Kentucky that's like normal whitening but now it's the internet it's 2019 the Internet's ruining it for everyone when a man can't even butcher animals in his backyard and find his kids little family bonding experience and you're gonna hear about it from the school system pathetic all that's been resolved after I've explained to the social workers it's what I do to harvest what do you want the man to starve to death this is ethical harvesting here folks by the way suck in a warm egg out of its shell when it's fresh out of the hens [ __ ] mwah it's we've been raised under the paradigm that germs are the root cause of all disease we've decided to just sterilize everything to cook the life out of it can't say I disagree with them there I mean you pretty much have to grow and slaughter your own food at this point if you want to get something that hasn't been processed in some way oh this compost heaps been going for about five years and it's really rich like I'll bury whole bones down here kind of like a dog I feel like I need something that you are let me ask you what do you like to have for a snack nutrigrain bars maybe a banana with some peanut butter on it yeah that's what peasants have okay my man Derek over here is a five-year-old bone graveyard full of nutrient-dense bones he can just pick up at a moment's notice an on for nourishment in vitamins I don't really eat the meat but I do eat the maggots dear God these maggots are evolved to digest rotten flesh I could probably utilize those digestive enzymes and bacteria to digest my own food I like to do a little aged meat with each of my meals so I'll leave this liver hanging up here for about two months see there's actually mold growing on it and sometimes I'll just eat it right off the beef yeah I mean at this point well why wouldn't you I shall eat it and just the taste of it just wakes me up some people drink coffee other people and you don't have their morning stimulant and this is mine some people enjoy coffee some Kyle's prefer Monster energy while others prefer aged liver mold to get their work day started in fact if aged liver mold doesn't become one of Red Bulls next flavors I'm gonna consider that a huge missed opportunity maybe talk to ninja about a collaboration there there's only been a couple instances of like diarrhea and a food poisoning from eating an old broad chicken you know I did notice they even shown him eating any raw chicken in this it sounds like he ate that old rock chick and once Salmonella clapped back and he learned his lesson good for him I hope to eat the raw meat diet for the rest of my life no I mean I've invested 10 years in it and I'm and now I'm really curious to see you know how far I can push it say if I could live to be 80 years old now they must have left us out of the video but he must supplement his diet with something just a small minimal amount of carbohydrates or sugar of some sort because your brain literally needs glucose to function but it wouldn't be as cool so they just made the focus on the ami diet which is fine but I'm curious to know what you guys think about this diet if you're interested maybe we could do like a group 30 day challenge of eating raw meats only 90% sheep meat baby the most shocking thing is that this guy actually has a girlfriend amen an ex vegetarian nonetheless I the only one who sees that this guy has great-looking skin that's what I said it's kind of insane right it makes me curious about the diet a little bit I'm 50 years in single and he's married I have no idea how this universe works I would start with owning less cats I hope you guys enjoyed this video thank you so much for watching and I hope you enjoyed the skit in the middle I had a lot of fun making it I'm very excited for this announcement of these vinyl figures if you want to enter the giveaway that would be awesome now if you would consider buying the toy when they come out that would mean the world to me as well I hope you guys liked it if you haven't subscribed yet and you decided to that would mean the world to me and if you could do me one favor before you go just hop in your dad's pickup truck and travel around town gathering all the sheep you can find bring them to your backyard and just have a blast slaughtering them all then fill up your pockets with raw sheep meat and hop in a cold shower for about 45 minutes and have yourself a nice good cry because Derrick Nance has a girlfriend and you still don't and then you just drop your shorts and hip thrusts that mother [ __ ] like button for me thank you guys so much to see in the next one peace [Music]

Channel: Leon Lush

Views: 1,223,508

Rating: 4.9468923 out of 5

Keywords: vegan, barcroft tv, funny, comedy, reaction, raw meat diet, barcroft, insufferable instagram

Id: QSMWNrz1oVU

Length: 14min 52sec (892 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 28 2019