A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Melee DPS
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Channel: JoCat
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Keywords: jocat, hijek, crap guide
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Length: 9min 15sec (555 seconds)
Published: Sun Jul 24 2022
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THIIS IS SLANDER! monks ranged attack is to punch SUPER HARD before running away and then spamming chakra like its DragonBall XD
My favorite part of jocat videos is that it feels like a joke but you somehow still learn stuff.
The Spooky Slice Lyrics
By Jocat
"From the northern snow fronts of Ilsabard,
The land is cold, and the people scarred.
They sought the void with a daring act,
Empowered themselves with a devious pact.
You do the Slice,
The Spoooky Slice!
You do the Slice!
Now your swings have some spice!
You do the Slice!
You do the Spooky Slice!
You do the Slice,
It's just your soul thats the price!"
Well, we can see where those two weeks went to in the Samurai part.
The Midare Setsugekka joke fucking slayed me given how fast-paced JoCat's videos usually are.
Im renaming void reaping to Spooky Slice
Dragoon to Reaper: Ever notice that all our friends are weebs?
Shitting on monk gives me life.
As a Dragoon main... Yeah. That's fair.
We do get Estinien dibs tho, so suck it everyone else!