7 NEW Ways to Steal Noob1234's Diamonds in Minecraft!

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today i decided it's time to show you new ways to steal diamonds from new but wait a second this time i brought along an accomplice keith honestly speaking this might be even more difficult with two people rather than one but only time will tell there's a vault beneath noob's house which apparently is guarded by dirt guard dogs and the only way to get in the vault is to collect pieces of a painting and fill out the puzzle noob is playing fetch with i believe his dirt dog dirt that doesn't exist hey don't get god keep you're getting too cold push me closer i'm sorry i'm sorry keith i don't think these you just got bit by the door does he attack you careful now let me see let me see let me see i want to see look i found this let me see the bones press to check the chest for the new guys oh there's dirt bones you can distract okay here oh my god look red eyes on that dog right there i'm trying to make the dogs happy there you go okay okay they just need a little bit of money it's not attacking us so throughout the house there's gonna be like pictures oh my god stop stop no i keep getting flung outside the house by the doges bro okay well i'm looking at the picture to complete it i got you i got you you have a baby yes i got the top of the baby okay so we're missing like preston excellent job oh there's an upstairs dog dog dog feed him feed i don't know how keith i just got two picture pieces i got two pieces oh no no no no no no no no no no no feed feed don't go in there what are you doing [Music] stop don't say anything i'm looking for the picture pieces yeah you don't think he notices you right there next to him huh stop it look preston i'm pooping on him yeah you see what you just did keith you see what you just did i'm pooping on the noob listen how about you stop pooping on the noob and give me those picture pieces i i got this one that no i don't think that's the one there we go why is this so difficult top left oh wait we're missing two don't fight please don't fight fido please behave yourself mr fido oh i got that i got the last piece wait did you get two do you have two yeah i got two i got two i got two no please dog please please leave me alone i got a little angry i'm sorry dude i'm just tired again reset one more one more oh oh i keep go grab grab and go okay go loot scoop bro loot the old loot and scoot no i put a diamond block why did you waste a diamond vlog okay let's go let's go all right let's go let's go we're set we're set i got a stack and a half of diamond blocks in a second you know what fine i don't even mind this is where new banks his diamonds we are going to literally use drones to pick the vault up and extract it from the bank i don't think this has ever been done in minecraft before i'm so excited he doesn't have a hospital man that's not even a functional hospital look at this thing how many times you got bit by those dogs come over here can you can you stand behind here all right all right listen stealing diamonds with two people is much more difficult because i got a big noob like you stick out like a sore thumb what's he doing man you gotta pass the information he saw me keith okay he sees me but just he didn't see you he didn't see you it's okay stay back you probably gave me a way to be honest why is he talking [Laughter] he's gloating he says i just posted all of my diamonds so no one can steal them um little keith i'm going to call amazon you're calling bezos all right bezos is giving us the drop bezos basils basils jeff jeff bezos basil oh it's actually a drone drop oh my gosh is it doing a retina scan whoa it is uh thank you for using promazon is that a new feature acne medicine i will give you a lot of money if you can figure out how to put this together in the crafting table i wanna i wanna see okay i got a d-bag i believe in you drone propellers and magnet okay apparently just to give you adds up we need four drones got it right here boom boom boom delivery one drone that was a beautiful delivery thank you very much drone has been delivered um okay hold on more drones oh my god why do these drones look so much bigger on the ground than in your hand look at this looks like a big spider i'll go ride it preston all right i noticed something from the outside there is an opening hey don't fall down don't fall down be careful be careful all right follow me this fault is bedrock preston how are we going to get inside listen i don't know what i'm doing keith i'm going to be completely honest with you i think it's working what are you oh i don't oh why don't question a good thing keith i don't know why we made four drones because only two of them are doing the heavy lifting these drones are so powerful what has bezos been doing bezos invested all those billions into his dragna technology look at this bank vault lift technology yeah all right and it's totally keith try your low-key i'm gonna do it oh no keith um so i'm oh no i'm falling too i'm fine i did not die are you not are you gone i'm dead don't worry dude i i pay i'm paying your hospital bill uh oh there you go look at that look at that come on out hey listen we gotta go all right all right oh you got the vault all the way over here um how do we get this down uh hey alexa lower the bolt lower the vault please lower the vault give us the freaking vault what if the police show up p what are we gonna do we're stuck here with the vault the drones have succeeded it was noobs and personnel fault all along yo wait this is the most scuffed way to keep diamonds yo what in the world he's so stupid dang you know what's bad when keith says it i mean i thought i was bad at minecraft yo keith uh my wife left you a note mow the lawn yeah can you start mowing that's why the lawn hasn't been mowed didn't think that the notes for me no it's definitely fine i'll help you out ask your brother here you go all right yo don't break the flowers bro the foliage stays i get this one is out there making a deal with the witch who is going to give us an item that will allow us to enter the dreams of noob i know this is kind of creepy because we're watching somebody sleep but i got to make a trade keith yeah it's it's listen it's a necessary evil so this is going to apparently allow us to enter into the dreams oh the witch is gone oh that's kind of creepy yo this is some dark magic we're missing i know i know listen it's not good as christians we probably shouldn't be doing this but we gotta try once okay okay you ready three what do we eat the serum no we're not we're not gonna eat this here all right we put it on his toe on his toes [Laughter] yo you getting warped oh so this is what he's dreaming oh this is actually there dude there are guests as noob this is phenomenal this might be the best minecraft experience i've ever experienced i'm going i'm getting out of here keith i'm right behind you okay don't watch out you don't get hit by those gas bro don't get hit by those gas i will allow a teleportation come all right let's go respond you made me respawn keith i'm sorry you freaking made me respawn hey the dream isn't over yet though preston we get to go again new passes that's what you get okay this is bad so keith our lives are in tandem oh gosh keith please yes i'm going listen we we share the same life so we cannot die here it's just not allowed i'm coming keith be careful keith this way this way at the bookshelves bookshelves bookshelves keith no we're almost done dude please keith please please please please up the bookshelf follow me follow me here i'll show you how to do it no preston why did you die i'm trying to show you how to park on bookshelves follow me i will lead you to the promise it'll be best if you go on without me no keith just come here come here it's easy come on come on we can't do this alone i keep the flower here i'll get a bush just kidding all right keep going okay there is unit collision we should be careful not to get too close to each other oh what did i just say about yoda this is noob one two three four training every night and he still can't parkour for anything oh gosh you go right here i got you come here come here i will block you up go down there go down there all right i'm safe finally are you safe my comrade i'm safe i'm safe this is my fault as keith's dad guys i did not train him in the ways of parkour when he started playing minecraft that is honestly my bad keith i have i've failed you as a father and i'm so sorry yeah yeah it's definitely not i listen i take full responsibility keith but i have made it oh i didn't realize i got the helmet on i look like a goober did you make it yeah i did but there's a problem what's the problem there's a lot of diamonds here and i don't got enough inventory space all right i'm coming p keith please don't fall down i'm coming keith please keith i'm watching you from a distance i'm dodging these dirt gassed bombs oh i almost died please keith don't die guys so keith please if you haven't already hit that subscribe button so keith does not fall please shoot me again i need you to subscribe did you make it past this you got this you're so close you're so close to toast this is the hardest part of the bookshelves [Applause] take the diamonds you can't be and let's get out i don't even know how to leave i got the diamonds so keith that's what we're going to do we're going to bury them inside the dream world he'll never find them down here as awkward as this sounds i understand this is strange but noob is trick-or-treating and we are going to be following him with vacuum cleaners and extracting the diamonds that he is trick-or-treating from the neighborhood don't know how it's going to work but we're going to do it anyways okay keith i know it's weird but we are trick-or-treating i've got no i have a bigger vacuum dude it looks like a gun oh shoot oh my gosh it's on your back check that out preston yeah i know i know look at this it looks like a ghostbuster bro hi keith all you have to do is start just go ahead and start hey i found baby shane i don't worry about baby shane and what is z-h-i candy it's not candy keith's diamonds his diamond's broken all of it up i'll pick it all up this is actually how do they not notice it what is baby noob riding they have a dirt golem hey i want some candy trick or treat wait did we just doug can you stop focus on the mission we need to steal the diamonds i love halloween leave doug alone this guy is kind of creepy too so oh no doug just gave me so many diamonds no those are my diamonds oh yeah right yeah all right gate they're gonna get a spoiler look what you've done look what you've done we've now been noticed oh all of the kids are hanging out with me how about you give me your diamonds back give me the back all right give me the back right now how did you break my bag did you like how did you do that i don't know like literally my entire vacuum spontaneously combusted i've never seen that before i'm hanging out with doug and the kids all right okay if you're gonna hang out with doug i'm gonna go over here to my boy you guys wanna go take a picture with preston follow me high key he's really cute like he's got this little pumpkin basket you know what i'll give him a couple of diamonds back give him a few more he's really attracted to me that's because your skin's all cleared up after the promazon our minecraft server has some strange traditions and one of them is hooking chickens it became a national contest on our server if we could hook more chickens then noob one two three four we will win his diamonds in the competition hook that chicken hook that chicken hook up with a chicken i was here last year and i lost to noob one two three four listen it happens man so um i know it sounds bizarre but we are going to be hooking chickens noob is really gloating about how good he is take him down pete i just love this man i i challenge you to do he really wow is it why is it how much supposed to take this video seriously i'm pretty sure he's supposed to be a mayor not a principal this is not a school i'm not in class i'm 26 years old i'm going emo with my hair now oh my gosh do not screenshot this all right here we go i'm in watch me okay give me the hype give me give me the hype go give me that all right here we go easy joe keith get the gold chickens gold chicken's worth a lot of points um hook him it's it's you versus noob bro i'm listen you can help just just be discreet beat his one all right he won't know he won't know just yeah yeah just be careful don't don't get it you've got a gold chicken hook it keith hook it in hook it in oh my god mine's stuck inside of you mine's literally stuck inside of you keith and i can't get it out i can't get him in kate you need to do it i've got it it's stuck i got another chicken i gotta punch these chickens the same way i lost last year i got i got we're good we're good i got a gold chicken let's go bro let's freaking go let's go get some more get some more keith i'm gonna put him near the edge for you here i got him near the edge yeah get him get him gonna get him got another one let's keep you need to go faster we need faster more chickens more chickens i got another chicken baby chicken there's like a golden chicken inside of all of this what is this smorgasbord oh yes come here chicken another goal 30 seconds we're not doing so hot bro we're not doing so hot this golden chicken is being very feisty we need one i think he's i think he's going through puberty keith we're not doing a great job at getting these chickens man we need to go faster homie well i'm arrested i look i'm there is 15 seconds left i got four chickens keith four chickens go go i almost almost my chickens are glitched one more chicken keith one more chicken yes that's it that's it that's it oh my god oh that was so close listen sometimes having uh having a partner in crime is more of a a liability than a help and i think we might have found the liability yeah yeah yeah with new one two three four right uh yeah yeah totally totally uh next yeah yeah yeah we've gotta we've got a code red code red noob is on the run we need his diamonds before he throws him down the tunnel asap we found noob we're about to chase him but if we don't get him in time he's going to throw his diamonds down the tunnel and it's not going to be good for us we've spotted noob one two three four but if he gets to this tunnel he will throw his diamonds down and we won't be able to collect them it's a big no-no okay don't get away he's on the run go too fast dude no don't put him down then why why why kate this is all your fault you were not fast enough yeah he's right too much wait is he nervous does he not like that he he didn't make an important decision here actually come over here i don't want him to hear us i say we steal them steal the diamonds i see we steal the dime yeah i think it's i think i think it's still alone bro what do you think all right secret handshake i'm in let's go go go go go go go go go go go go go go get outta here get out of here you gotta come in i'm coming in i'm coming in now i need backup there's a random worker down here with a jetpack what yeah he's got a jet pack keith oh it's in the diamonds keith they're in the pipe oh gosh okay keith up i'm go i'm sorry i took i took the jet pack i'm borrowing it i swear i'm borrowing it that one get that one i got i got it wait wait which one no no i'm in the red pipe keith i need you to spot all these diamonds homie oh my gosh these were literally oh no oh my god dude oh this one's done for keith there's some in the red pipe p it's going down towards the left we can't get it it's over those are gone let's just count we've got our five stacks of diamonds we're just calling this one we're calling it it's too bad keith i'm gonna call it quits on this one bro we're calling it good i've been seeing noob collect some weird artifacts and i think it's because he's getting sick and tired of us stealing his diamonds and he's trying to summon the diamond with her if he summons this with her it is going to make it 10 times more difficult for us to steal his diamonds so we got to be quick keith i don't like this why is he gonna win their skull he's got a wither skull last time wasn't good don't let him get present hurry up i'm not trying to let him get away he's got a wither skull in his hand and it looks like he's not afraid to use achievement what is he going to do okay slowly slowly back go away i don't think we can definitely turn and run get the paintball gear present yeah get the paintball gear we need the paintball gear like asap some iron ore get you don't even have a pickaxe and focus on the mission all right go keith go get stop it all right in the house keith there's paintball gear i i forgot where i put it it's in here i swear you always forget where the paintball i know i know i know but it's in here somewhere dadgummit dude i don't know i'm on high alert right now oh in the chat is it back over here is in there come here come here come here how did you find the gear in my house let's go take down this diamond with it just damn i'm i'm ready bro come on let's go bro you dare to face off against the big p and me all right save your paintballs dude save your paintballs how many did you get hold on i've never seen that before it's a diamond nether star it's actually kind of sick oh my is that sick gosh a diamond i give it back another stone okay that's enough that's enough can you give it back now oh it's my kid come on dude come on i'm not even stop right now guys thank you for watching consider checking his channel out down below in the description no your paintball gun doesn't work on me keith it doesn't work on me it doesn't work i'm not letting get away
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Channel: PrestonPlayz
Views: 1,620,893
Rating: 4.9202662 out of 5
Keywords: minecraft, mcpe, family, family friendly, challenge, funny, comedy, preston, brianna, prestonplayz, briannaplayz
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Length: 18min 18sec (1098 seconds)
Published: Wed Nov 25 2020
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