55 Greatest James Bond One-Liners

admire your courage mister so here trench I admire your luck mr. bong all those feathers nice talk on fire I think they were on the way to a funeral [Music] [Music] have no head for Heights [Music] backseat driver hang on James the thought had occurred to me can we do something for you mr. Barton just a drink a martini shaken not stirred I'm sorry that last hand nearly killed me but if I friend sisters one out it's just dead she always did enjoy good squeeze what are you doing here looking for shells no I'm just looking [Music] [ __ ] you pick a magnetism yeah how so we thought Christmas only comes once a yeah well what do you think you're doing keeping the British hand up sir I'm now aiming precisely at your groin says speak over of a hotel piece you wouldn't kill me yes I never miss you missed mr. bond divine as you said such good sport Vargas behind you I think he got a point [Music] what happened he got the boot why keep up mr. Smith & Wesson and you've had your six you needn't worry the second is yes considerably you always did have an inflated opinion of himself he had lots of guts I'm mr. kill well there's a name to die for they'll print anything these days you're right switch the bloody machine off welcome to hell blow fast they can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds Bon Appetit I may have some breaking news oh yeah sorry about this Fred one two three don't say it the writing's on the wall stinging in the rain that's not funny w7 bring tears to your eyes I trust you can handle this contraption Jim it goes by hot air oh then you can locate James where's your Butler friend he blew a fuse shocking positively shocking beg your pardon forgot to knock I might have guessed do you know him not socially his name's jaws he kills people there's never a cab when you want one who are you my name is [ __ ] Galore I must be dreaming and it's pretty nice little nothing you're almost wearing I approved it I need the gun come on now that depends on your definition of safe sex he thinks I'm still a virgin yes well you get your clothes on I'll buy you an ice cream you know that making you laughter Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your alive well to be perfectly honest there was this girl in Philadelphia [Music] well he's certainly left with his tail between his legs take a giant step for mankind where's tracks oh you got to fly where's peckish pyramids what a helpful chap time to face destiny time to face gravity Ringling for England for England James [Music] play it again Sam [Music] what happened where's go sleep playing his golden harp [Music] Saved by the Bell you have a nasty habit of surviving well you know what they say about the fittest do you lose as gracefully as you win I wouldn't know I've never lost [Music]

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Views: 2,074,378

Rating: 4.9026399 out of 5

Keywords: james bond, 007, bond, one-liners, sean connery, daniel craig, roger moore, pierce brosnan

Id: B7__HL3zWn0

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Thu May 16 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Littlelyon3843]

Love it!

Other favorites - ‘I’ve lost my charm!’ ‘Not from where I’m sitting’ - The Spy Who Loved Me

‘We’ve nothing to declare!’ - The Living Daylights

[u/BecauseEricHasOne]

Love these. I’d add Craig’s “I’m having trouble finding the uh...the stationery. Will you come and help me look?” from QOS.

[u/[deleted]]

Shocking.

[u/PeterGivenbless]

My favourite is the "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.", from 'Thunderball'; it's the look on Connery's face as he exits the shot that really sells it!

[u/dvon1097]

Wheres "Hi Im Plenty!!!" "Well of course you are." "Plenty O Toole!!!" "Named after your father perhaps."

[u/ronthebachelor]

Moore was a loveable cheeseball