25 great dr evil quotes

now Mr evil dr. evil I didn't spend six years of evil medical school to be called mr. thank you very much don't mess with me I'm one crazy mofo I had to pop a cop because he wasn't giving my props in Oaktown no I heard that somewhere very well where do I begin my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery my mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet my father would womanize he would drink he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament my childhood was typical summers and rangu lose lessons in the spring we'd make meat helmets when I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds pretty standard really at the age of 12 I received my first scribe the age of 14 is a roastery named villa which realistically shaved my testicles there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggest you trilliant Austin Powers he's the snake too my Mongoose or the Mongoose - my snake either way it's bad I dunno animals but I do know this this time it's personal kill him I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate an exotic death oh I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done how can you remind me what I pay you people for honestly throat me a bone here [ __ ] oh hell let's just do it we always do hi Jackson nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage yeah where the laser never you're bored damage report it's okay it's alright well actually that was just footage from the movie Independence Day but the real laser would be a lot like that yeah even after they paid me the money I'm still gonna melt every city on the planet with liquid hot magma why'd you run out on me because you're not quite evil enough but it's true your quasi evil your semi evil you're the margarine of evil you're the diet coke of eber just one calorie not evil enough breathtaking I shall call him mini-me ding-ding I want chicken I want liver meow Mix meow Mix please deliver Scott you had your chance ok I already had someone created in my image he even wants to take over the world and he fits easily into most overhead storage bin it's no hassle but um all I'm sure they're gonna get I um just reached which knock knock who's there look let me tell you a little story better Menemsha even before you start that was a pre-emptive Shh just now I have a whole bag of Shh with your name on it why make trillions when we could make billions a trillion is more than a billion numbnuts all right zip it you can't exhibit zip look always and gentlemen the jury exhibit a number two would you please back I'm zippy longstockings I can't win a problem comes along you much lip it which zip it good Fran would you please who I pinned over meet our hero at all subtitle zip it I'm just trying it would you like to have a sucker love my zipper I won't start sorry this way oh yeah you know yeah you're like a charming man talking if you just one time zip it you new start I've been a frickin evil doctor for 30 frickin years okay cut me some freaking snack one more peep out of you and you are grounded mister and I am not joking well done mr. Powell we're not so different you and I however isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for free love swinging parties are all now in the 90s considered to be evil see you in Hell powers oh you shot me you a [ __ ] no this Alston I am your father really no not really I can't back that up right idiot yes right fat bastard could I have my mojo please it's [ __ ] freezing in here mr. bigglesworth

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Keywords: Dr. Evil (Film Character), 25 great quotes

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Length: 7min 3sec (423 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 16 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/TheSingulatarian]

I've got an elevator pitch for a Dr. Evil movie. No Austin Powers, just Dr. Evil and he fights invading space aliens. I don't know why but, it just seems to me like it would work.

[u/Heavyweighsthecrown]

Austin Powers...He's the snake to my mongoose... or the mongoose to my snake... either way it's bad. I don't know animals. But I do know this: This time, it's personal.

If you read it out of context, it kinda sounds like a Trump satire speech.

Also I love how one of those quotes is just him laughing.

[u/En_Jay_Ess]

I love the concept that there's an 'evil medical school' out there somewhere

[u/waveduality]

"Dr Evil: Make the World Evil Again".

[u/Ricestation]

i think i m gonna watch them all again lol.

[u/abnerayag]

"how about No! You crazy dutch bastard!" always cracks me up

[u/Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY]

How about you don't? Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't.

[u/Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY]

Why make trillions, when we can make...

Billions?

[u/JaeEmEl]

Mini-Me loves chocolate.

SCOTTY DON'T!