23 MISTAKES ONLY NOOBS MAKE IN MINECRAFT

we've all been noobs at one point yes even me when I first start playing Minecraft I thought use dirt to craft a nether portal learn 23 mistakes any noob could make in Minecraft hopefully a noob is watching this video and he can learn from this and if you're watching this video and you're not a noob hopefully you'll get a good laugh oh hello there I didn't see you guys you're probably wondering unspeakable you're pretty good at the game you've been playing it for like 10 years today we're gonna go back in the past and we're gonna see what it was like when I first started playing Minecraft let's rewind the clock to 2010 and see what and speakable was like when he first started playing minecraft not collecting wood I know for a fact that this is a building game so I'm probably gonna need myself some wood alright my man this is taking way too long I got a punch and punch and punch and punch away and the tree doesn't even flinch there's not even gravity in this game the tree didn't even fall not like a punching bra or anything or my control set right what is this I probably don't even need wood running through berry bushes [Music] Oh bushes I may jump right into there make it some pasties hey hey whoa hey right what bushes hurt you how are these thorn bushes attacking wolves oh now that I could get a proper punch I bet I can take him down and get some really cool stuff ah all right here we go take it hey come back here I'm not done with you just yet wolf pack no angering bees what have we got here I bet bees are nowhere near as annoying as those all wolves I mean come on it can't be worse than a wasp right maybe I can even get some honey problem yeah I mean they're just bugs after all oh no no not the babies can kill you seriously beat what are these murder Hornets what is happening making wood tools alright I finally got myself some wood basically I'm just gonna use it to make all of my time so I could ever use I mean why would I use stone I mean it's not like the type of material matters I use all the same stuff so it's just gonna keep breaking over and over again wood pickaxe would shove all wooden oh there we go even a wooden sword yeah and I will show these mobs there you are you guys are going down Oh digging straight down alrighty I learned my lesson there I made myself a couple of proper stone digging stuff and now it's time for me to start looking for some proper materials like those diamonds or whatever the blue stuff under underground we go all the good mines are under the ground and the only way is down so that's just our Dickens right there wait wait what digging straight up for a while now I even managed to get a couple of goodies like some iron and some coal on my way up even some gold can you believe it but I gotta even don't know where I am right now but I mean the surface has got to be up so I'm just gonna keep digging I really took a bra extra torch no biggie nothing major I'll just dig myself out no problem what the water water water underground I'm drowning mining diamonds with a stone pickaxe oh those must be the diamond blocks I've been hearing oh oh my gosh looks so pretty oh my gosh all I gotta do is just pick him up and put him in my inventory what what what are these diamonds that showing up do I got like download them did I not download them right this is not fair whatever you know I didn't really want diamonds anyway I want the emeralds yeah those are cooler they're green like my skin throwing stuff away oh man now that I know that I need special tools to get diamonds I totally know what I'm supposed to be doing problem is I got all this extra stuff on me that I'm not really using I mean like I'm not using these 13 iearning it's why would I use those hey well might as well get rid of it it's kind of taking up my inventory red or brick granite what am I ever gonna use this stuff I mean emerald who needs this stuff bye bye I figure out of your diamonds I don't need emeralds anymore running into cobwebs oh oh spiders spiders your bats my rap they got a lot of legs a lot of likes that's not good what what is this now wait wait what why am I stuck no I'm stuck it let's go get out maybe I should dig straight up okay cut myself free with my sword got me lucky me lucky me wow I totally knew that you supposed to use a sword on the yep okay not eating what I'm good for real I mean this game doesn't have gravity why would you need food oh okay let me see what I can get to eat what what what's wrong with a bit of aged up meat it's like a fine wine meat ages like fine wine doesn't it funny oh man now I'm poisoned and starving I might as well be a Taco Bell no but this is bad surviving this is not good what am I supposed to cut ignoring XP orbs what in that world or but what is that I totally don't need that there's no way it doesn't even go my inventory what what is the point of picking this up there's no way I need that for enchanting or anything hey what's that I mean what were the odds of that I guess I'll have to wait to enchant my wooden sword and you know what maybe when the next Minecraft Update comes out they're releasing chanting never repairing tools oh I'm so lucky I found this enchanted pickaxe they're just so awesome I will never stop using it and oh it looks like it's about to break oh well there's nothing I can do about it man that's rough I wish there was a way to repair these things hmm whatever man this one better not break I swear I do not get it am I supposed to repair these items or what or do I just like give them to the villagers like I don't understand what's going on here [Music] going afk in a cave son come over here to have dinner what now why mom what do you do it not unless you don't want to eat fine fine I am hungry I guess I'll just go afk in this cave going afk near lava Sidon come through the dishes look man you come down here I'll burn your games again not knowing about the day/night cycle ah well would you look at that this game has a night time in a day time cycle I guess it's kind of cool I'm sure not having any form of house is no big deal I mean why do you need a house you can just keep everything in your inventory I mean what's the worst that can happen a night it gets dark like cool ok maybe I can run faster I don't know but I give in I guess you guys start building my own house or base or underground base or maybe I shouldn't build anything underground god yes I'll try to be a little quick what is that it's a grey monster no biggy I got this what does this dude look at ad is it supposed to blink like that when you beat the boss guys what's about to happen Oh building with just one material there's not a lot of variety but it's functional hey I guess it's a bit kind of the same maybe we can add a little bit of color to it there now we're talking absolutely beautiful it's beautiful it's absolutely beautiful low ceiling houses there we go not bad not bad at all let's take a look inside not bad not bad at oh I kind of miss the height of the room thing but that's no biggie I'll just go ahead and fix it later for now I'm just gonna go chill by my fireplace a few moments late Oh putting a bed in the middle of nowhere Oh fire burnt down my house and I couldn't escape cuz the roof was too low and what am I doing here oh man I should just put it back here and try to get some sleep oh man twenty-three mistakes only a noob would make in Minecraft got any others in mind let me know down in the comment section below before you guys go click that subscribe button so you never miss out on a future video bye [Music]

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Length: 10min 37sec (637 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2020