21 minutes of sonic david

Among Us how about you get among some benches your days of making fun of tales are over [Music] what are you what is this new launch Tails shovel into space what are you doing what the fuck how long can Shadow survive in the freezer let's see Jesus we'll check on him later can you eat a mushroom and girl like Mario Wait nothing changed never mind can Echoes fly like in the game no tails has a bigger chili dog than Shadow no he doesn't Jesus that's huge yup let's check on Shadow this is Tails can fly and you can't how do you feel about it how long can Shadow hold his breath underwater let's see oh my God I'm coming Shadow he's not breathing I gotta give him mouth to mouth with tongue microwave tails and see if he gets super powers all right let's see if anything happens oh shit who's faster Tails Knuckles or sonic when he sees the police it's actually me when I see your mom how many clothes of Tails did it take to beat up one Sonic [Music] man I love playing uh family friendly games oh of course not bitch you look like Caillou you feel like Peppa Pig you look like a Pikachu at scoliosis you look like SpongeBob you look like an uncircumcised minion you look like stop it you hurt my feeling kill I'm going to hurt your family with a crayon I mean no my family wait where are they you don't even have a family stupid oh yeah let's go would you jump off a plane for Shadows chili dog uh what's your favorite fortnite character Suzuki so rouge's Tails true mom wait what Mommy you disrespected women oh frick how many orphanages have you burnt eight I mean zero I love Sonic David scared how long can you look at tails without beating him up time for history cool all right well people died with death stop there's a five-year-old here huh kill what this is important for your future it's not you act like you're not 80 000 a day why are you dressed like a chef get out of my class what come back hey guys what you doing oh my God you're both on the phone watching stupid uh I mean intelligent humor oh I forgot how to fight like dang I did it hey tails what you're watching the fortnite movie wait what what the hell what I'm just watching fortnite that's Dragon Ball not fortnite you can't bully me anymore wait what Goku I'm gonna tilt your Towers what the hell let's go Tails hey Daddy sales I'm not your dad how many times I have to tell you all of it come on look at him he's obviously lying Pierre now I can we go we call you gaggy [Music] he's not my kid he's my kid what the fuck all right let's go bowling but instead of pins I'll use tails wait how did you maybe 20 getting stronger Edward cake I only Sweep with your homies where am I that's stinky [Music] what do you like about corn [Music] if you land this I'll give you a kiss okay in this one I'll give you a kiss yeah you did oh yeah I forgot LOL are you gonna shoot my butt what why would I do that that's what I would do Sonic shut up do you like Pokemon smoking my nuts if you don't shut up I'm going to crash but I have to pee we are almost there one seven minutes when did I ask I wonder what day it is mar Mario what the heck it's widowing Mario day bro excuse me idiot [Music] Mario why are you taller than me it's okay short King I'd be mad too if I was five six I'm so hungry Future Kids Future Kids my boy this is the end of your bloodline your family tree will not progress farther than this look at your big nose Tiny Toes Jordan lows Edward so looking boy smell like my grandma's sandbox big rocks no socks low stocks dirty mops tiny top looking boy stinky plumber princess Lover looking so that's when I came down on my skateboard and and then stop you know this isn't really fun I don't really like making these videos okay okay I'm gonna beat you up I gotta get out of here does robotic like being called egg mama hey egg mama hey egg daddy how many chili dogs can you fit in Russian's personality what does that even mean are you faster than flash whoa It's The Flash yep that's me can you flash me no Let's Race okay [Music] what's your favorite animal this one who would you pick Rouge wait a second all right time for school again why are there letters in math why can you stop and that's the quadratic formula the only formula I care about is the secret formula oh yeah Bikini Bottom oh there's Mr Krabs money laughs [Music] hey bud what's up how you doing I love you sit on me I'm trying to do my homework but aren't you homeless I don't talk to insignificant plebeians who said IQ less than one thousand get away from me or I'll scratch crusty ass nails cut that shit no it makes me stronger [Music] L plus ratio thank you keep singing Tails one plus one is two man school's so easy right Tails hey what the hell that's not even English what is he saying what tells you know what he's saying oh God come on you gotta snap out of it here look it's your shovel Tales the world is infected by smart people according to this chart your IQ directly affects how many bitches you get so by the transitive property you get no bitches can Amy survive being thrown to the Moon well Amy's extremely fast so I can't do that but Knuckles can [Music] that doesn't look like Amy that's Peach who the fuck is peach Amy if you're in a cat suit does that mean you can swim let's see guess not how does Amy's personality feel stop being weird does Amy know about the pictures in your phone gallery no don't look it was just a prank yeah where's waffles where's your dad can you play volleyball with Tails being the ball can you arm wrestle what happens if Goku gets the Chaos Emeralds oh God that's hot how many chili dogs can Goku eat ing you're not even eating it you're just rubbing your face against it what would happen if you and Shadow fuse together what that's weird can you break tail shovel no what have you done for three weeks what's up cutie let's go to the North Pole and beat up Santa what just get in there's only one seat you can sit on my lap what is that poking me man this is awesome literally nothing could go wrong unless we crashed that would never happen ah my left testicle ah frick oh no oh this is bad oh we're fine Shadow are you gonna be okay Sonic I broke my ass if that's tails and where's his shovel hey Mario do you pay our taxes well I don't know who the hell you're talking to because this is Tails how far can you throw tails up in the air can I please see my parents again it's been 16 days I missed them please Sonic let them go I'm begging you that's a trick question you're an orphan how long can Tails lasted a water bowl in the freezer I'll check on him at the end why are you rude I'm not rude you stupid bitch is it okay that I see Sonic in my love dreams you need therapy I'ma go check out Mario I mean tails oh yeah [Laughter] oh I get it I don't look like the average athlete but I am an absolute fucking unit on the basketball court all right time to make a chili dog oh yeah what in a woman's whack is that chili dog it smells of me Granny's panties mate why do you know what that smells like shut up you donkey that's actually offensive your mom's ex is offensive to pancakes mate we have to stop him okay go distract him with your shovel [Music] yes we did it Tails high five I'm so bored oh my God is that the biggest bird tails come here look hey did you just try to hurt my little buddy all right kid time for a billion homework assignments wait that's more than one yup and for you Tails just answer this question 78 very good Tales that's not fair neither is my paycheck you Gremlin okay Mr uh penile infection it's Peterson fine penis in it's time for my finishing move if you're so smart then what classification is helium on the periodic table no no bitches noble gases no bitches you get no bitches I said no Bugattis who are you I am Vegeta Katrina Vegeta vanina Vegeta all right vagina I don't know who you are or who gave you that silly name but I'm gonna kick your ass ouchie you really thought you could beat me yeah tail spit on him do the default dance ah yeah wait a second who's that hey Shadow wanna oh my God I love you Yoshi what it's Valentine's Day no one loves me um hi Sonic I I've been meaning to to tell you something shut up you stupid bitch oh yeah I gotta find someone hey will you Jesus bro that was like over dramatic ow you're getting detention ah detention yeah for tripping yeah well how about you go to 10 uh you look like a freak you that's what you get for flirting with the cheerleaders I'm the coach I've never talked to a woman yeah but you're expelled how about you expel this shovel from your face come on Tails let's go eat rocks yay oh yeah gonna hit a new PR yo nuts if I need help the code word is hippopotamus okay [Music] you got this bro well you didn't say the code word stand back I'm gonna check his pulse [Applause] I think he's hurt oh my god I've been kidnapped shut up wait why did you take me do you think I'm cute no I'm gonna kill you is that your cake what the hell you didn't say no no why is your face covered are you that ugly no I'm in criminal I don't even have handcuffs shut up I hear the cops about that go fast you faker Sonic it's time for school all right Tails I'm gonna go harass my underpaid teachers hey Mr Garcia you should go Garcia doctor for your high cholesterol hey Mr V there's a pipe bomb in your ass hey Miss Carter you're pretty you're not even enrolled in this school it's time you left the only people that left was your wife and kids Mr Smith why are you driving so fast because the cops are coming for me what why well we were a Chick-fil-A I asked for a water cup but instead of getting water I fill them with Sprite oh my God you're a bad boy Sonic yeah I like bad boys not to brag but I'm literally bad at everything really like what driving everyone loves chili dogs I don't think he can eat solid food well then put it in the blender well if you say so I'm so crazy they call me my lady because I have rabies here's our Tails did he hit a microphone just sing chilling on a weekend like usual watching SpongeBob and Scooby Dooby Doo she took the wires to my Playstation she's doing too much I didn't wipe my butt I just pooped and got up my turn tails I love my quad oh you're thirsty here you go Reddit giant you killed my frog no I didn't oh yeah I forgot can I have a new pet no you're a bad pet owner ah ow hey Mr parking I'm going to buy all your pets in your store which is credit card that I stole okay believe it bucks [Music] oh my God tails bitch no jails I'll get my revenge [Music] I Know What You Did CEO of Roblox I did your mom oh my boy you look like a double chocolate chip cookie kid you're fired for licking the patient's face instead of Performing the surgery again you're three you can't be a surgeon oh you are a surgeon I guess you're not fired go perform heart surgery on that guy okay I'm done oh my God that's not even where his heart is I don't know my shape you're fired okay bye Tails what's that I'm gonna go pet it with my gun tails you saved my life how I ever pay you money well I don't have money Tails but please no if you can guess this Pokemon I'll give you a new shovel yay wait what the hell was your Pokemon just guess who is that Pokemon no it's not you idiot it's Pikachu what I told you no no no one more who is that Pokemon Pikachu you're so stupid you're hacking why are you looking at me like that hey Tails wait what are you where are you we got some more what is wrong with you Tails I got yourself the mystery your dog is dead no it's Scooby kills is ridiculous I'm killing me for my waifu Velma I'm gonna take off his mask oh my God Dills you ripped off his skin it slipped look at my shovel cool it's a really cool shovel I guess you guess are you okay [Music] tails are you okay yeah he started the file you're under arrest thanks for bringing Justice Tales Tails I need help getting girls well I want you yo but I don't know what I'm doing wrong okay do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes please give me your number please please please please please please [Music] [Applause] you did it Tails now get back in my balls stay back I got a ninja star that's not ah my third tail what Tails do I even want to know what you're watching the Mario movie Mario movie have you been smoking the alcohol again I'm like two let me see this what any erectile dysfunction is that Mario you look like Bob the Builder's homeless dad ouch I actually like the Mario movie no you don't Tails I can only count kill one see he's stupid what's your favorite color yeah yes [Music] boy you look like a homemade fully what I'm Peter Rabbit the only rabbit I like is Yoga bunny Now give me candy what the hell are you supposed to be your mom oink oink okay you all he'll have me again oh get your kids we'll Future Kids my boy this is the end of your bloodline your family tree will not progress farther than this look at your big nose Tiny Toes Jordan loves Edward so looking boy smelling my grandma's sandbox big rocks no socks low stocks dirty mops tiny top looking boy stinky plumber princess Lover looking want to see how far I can throw Tails always oh my bro use the quadratic formula to calculate the Velocity in which a mass Glides at an acceleration of 3.2 kilometers squared minus the hypotenuse of B squared minus four AC over 2A was the integer for quadratic polynomial with X values exceeding how many times you're down to two with the Bell divided by the number of years shut up hey class square root please fucking listen you heckers oh my God you said heck you monster what I just I have hemorrhoids I'm not a witch oh yeah then why did your dad disappear no parents get wet tails is no nut November you know what that means yeah it's time for you to get neutered I'm literally a psychopath I'm ready for no poop July what the fuck what is happening hey Sonic Shadow I gotta get out of here before I fail and an end do you want this iPhone or should I double it and give it to the next person yeah boy do you want these two iPhones or should I double it and give it to the next person double it okay do you want these four I give it to the next person are you serious right now oh I'm not getting eight I votes for one Tick Tock if I had that kind of money I wouldn't be making this in the first place look at this dog wearing glasses now uh click the video uh right there that's in front of you

Channel: Sonic David

Views: 1,767,046

Keywords: Funny, Stop motion, Comedy, adult

Id: HoOzRZwZdbY

Length: 21min 21sec (1281 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 12 2023