2020: A Dumpster-Fire DEEP-DIVE

this video is sponsored by surfshot we're back it's lovely to see you all again so i thought in order to put 2020 to bed once and for all we should take a look at the events that happened but i don't want to make it as depressing as 2020 was in itself i want to concentrate on just the more sort of silly and strange aspects of the year because i don't fancy more doom and gloom to start off the year with so let's just take the piss because what better way to deal with a year that's bullied you for 12 months straight then just just bully it right back isn't that what they taught us at school and then what did you do and then what years seem to have got progressively worse since the dawn of time and after 2020 quite frankly i think humanity is pretty much done for we clearly don't know how to pick leaders that are capable of doing the job anymore so i think with the way things are going we should just accept the inevitable alien invasion and the subsequent regime we will be subjected to from the planet glorp okay i don't know why but when i was writing this video glob was the first word that came to my mind for the alien civilization um just one word of advice don't google it and i for one will accept the superior glorp regime for the sheer dream of a brighter future and a competent governance okay for a start do you know what the word trump means where i come from where i'm from a trump has always been a fart okay leave me alone guys it's the end of 2020 and fart jokes are the only jokes that are still funny okay just let this one go but the extraterrestrials are going to have to have an idea of what humanity is when they take over this forsaken planet so i thought this video could serve as a sort of alien education capsule something you could all download and stick onto a usb stick and insert as the diagram shows so it's kept safe during earth's inevitable heat death in 2021 and as the kind glorpians beam us over onto their safe planets will hurtle through the vast darkness of space and the few lucky ones to survive land naked on the surface of our new home and they'll be probed by our new masters and they'll learn all about the culture of our great people so join me on this rabbit hole of 2020 where we'll be looking at some of the weirdest and wackiest things to happen but before we get going we're gonna have a word from our sponsor surfshark is a vpn which works as a simple app or a browser extension it masks your ip address whenever you use the internet and it's the only one that lets you use unlimited devices on the one account one huge benefit of using a vpn is the protection and the encryption of your data allowing you to protect your credit card details and passwords from cyber attack which is super important when using public wi-fi something we're all going to be using a lot more of once we've got this done vaccine fun fact about vpns whenever you connect to one of our great british servers an old lady with a cup of tea sitting next to a 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i have a merch store we have the don't worry your fine pam shirt and hoodie from the rachel hollins video the gaslight me daddy shirt from the russell hartley video you guys asked for that one okay don't blame me and the original logo t if you're a basic midge kind of person and then we also have the original logo leggings yes in the most ironic tone of events ever after doing a two-part expose on lunaro i'm now selling my own leggings and we have hoodies and mugs including my personal favorite it's a pyramid scheme for when you have that old friend come around to your house and she starts asking you if you'd like to you know work on your own schedule she starts talking about financial freedom and being your own boss you can just take this little puppy right out of the cupboard just be like hey you want a cup of tea and just start passive aggressively sipping from it burn this thing burn this thing over so 2020 started as it was meant to go on you americans were trying to impeach the fart but it didn't work because once you've started a fart you literally can't stop it you can't even vote it out in a general election it's literally impossible which is something wendy williams also learnt live on tv i mean you're lucky you only got battery but unlike windy wendy you can't just go on pretending that it didn't happen okay because we didn't have the proper hose and the air was just coming out and it was sputtering like somebody was farting okay so that's what it was and as if smelling wendy williams as bum hole wasn't enough torture for january gwyneth paltrow thought we might like the smell of her lady hole too and produced a candle of the scent which sold out immediately yes people were willing to consciously uncouple with 75 of their hard-earned money on a blatant headline grabbing marketing ploy of a product to promote her alleged wellness scam goop it's interesting it's like the fire is really jump starting the chemical reactions here in the the [ __ ] smells everything at goop is named after somebody who works with us is anyone getting lularoe vibes and anyway apparently you can shoplift from a group store if you want and nobody's gonna stop you not even gp herself i might just walk out of the store because you can walk out you can walk out with it do you know how much money i've made from shilling unregulated pseudoscience to upper middle class women you think i'd give a [ __ ] if you don't pay at this point meanwhile on daytime tv we had 80 year old iris glee philippe was staring upon us the details of her relationship with her 35 year old egyptian toy boy and mohammed slid into your dms you weren't too surprised no no nobody had been there named me for 35 years i thought it was a virgin again can i say what we use a whole tube of ky jelly oh i couldn't walk the next day i felt as if i'd been riding a horse i'm most amazed at the fact that an 80 year old knows that dm stands for direct message and not dry mouth and as if things weren't bad enough justin bieber came out with a new single which everyone hated not satisfied with already being a talented millionaire multiple times over now with a supermodel wife baba wanted his new song to top the charts even though people hated it because that's what you can do in 2020 apparently so he shared a fan-made slideshow encouraging his fans to stream yummy on repeat quietly while they slept yes multiple 14 year olds were likely spending january sleeping listening to a man singing about how much he likes to taste his wife bieber promoted the song alongside the uk's worst ever export bar colonialism james corden and in doing so it's emerged that carpool karaoke was a big fat nine yo it's the biebs and justin gordon they're doing carpool karaoke that is so funny right i'm taking this hoodie off because i am hot continuity it's coming off oh but don't worry guys i happen to have the uh don't worry you're fine pam t-shirt right underneath isn't that convenient what's up guys i never wanted to make a video like this over in youtube land resident piece of [ __ ] jstation uploaded a memorial video in memory of his girlfriend alexia with acting good enough to rival a wet potato in a snapback with a sad face carved onto it in response the youtube community held a funeral for the last shred of dignity dying in front of our eyes on youtube yes it turned out the whole thing was fabricated and he visited a fake memorial beside the road where she was meant to have had an accident and used the whole event to drive subs for his new channel jstation in case you were blissfully unaware was already infamous before this whole fiasco after constantly uploading videos of himself contacting dead celebrities about three nanoseconds after they'd passed and pretending to have full-blown conversations with them in front of an audience of children but over here in the uk you might be surprised to learn that this is an entirely new concept january also brought the death of our infamous medium derek akora who once did this exact same thing except on national tv right after michael jackson died and who do you think michael wanted to contact first from beyond the grave was it his daughter paris or his son prince will someone say hello to quincy jones for me please and as if we thought things could not get any worse paris hilton decided to cook a lasagna hey guys welcome to cooking with paris they're usually first living still going to cease living living it in a different way like cooking lasagna stop trying to make sliving happen paris it's not going to happen i love how she has wounds in her kitchens as well just to hold the ashes of those she's murdered with her cooking killed it over in china a mysterious new virus was reported a new type of coronavirus has emerged from the city outbreak of what appears to be a newly discovered spread to several countries and is killed it's currently being referred to as novel coronavirus chronoviruses are circulating in animals and some of these viruses have the capability of transmitting between the words about a pandemic we have a totally under control it's one person coming in from china in rare cases like this one they can spread to humans it's probably nothing burn this thing burn this thing in and over over february came and we had a short-lived 2020 respite as jstation got arrested for assault and demonetized by youtube caitlyn bennett was swarmed by protesters at a university campus and someone gave the pope pizza and harvey weinstein was found guilty and sent her to 23 years in prison we all thought everything was going so well oh however one hilarious prankster who looks like harry potter [ __ ] a hipster traffic cone thought it would be a hilarious joke to pretend that he'd just come off a flight from wuhan whilst on a crowded plane and announced that he wasn't feeling well that was a good one he seemed to want to offer his sincerest apologies during an interview with a reporter but the very same day he was seen using virus boy and hashtag woohanggang on instagram props to him though his little prank seemed to work i mean his soundcloud account is shot up to a whole 200 followers then people started shockingly believing things that they'd read on the internet with no consideration as to where the information came from and whether it was from real respected peer-reviewed scientists so i saw this tick tock and this girl said that nasa said today was the only day your broom will stand up on its own because of like the gravitational pull on the planet or something and so i tried it out and people started balancing their brooms on what they believed was the only day of the year they could do this due to the spring vernal equinox watch everybody do a theory with the broom theory if you put the broom theory down it sticks up theory as saying some theory in the earth of the gravity theory that i'm saying it's a theory and if it's a theory i don't know if it's a real theory because it's a real theory that means it's a theory meanwhile jake paul got bored so he did what he does when he's bored he sets up another scam this time it was called the financial freedom movement which about 10 children signed up for yes apparently jake paul was confident enough in his own business acumen to sell a course to children about how to be a successful businessman but fail to realize that it's quite easy for a nine-year-old to ask their parent for a forty dollar hoodie not quite so easy to get a nine-year-old's parent or guardian to agree to a twenty dollar a month direct debit so their child can have lessons on how to become an actual mini jake paul which is exponentially worse here in the uk we were busy interviewing a tree how does it feel to be nominated for the european tree of the year it feels very exciting but february also brought something that you americans seem to get all excited about the super bowl which confuses us british people because there's no bowling involved and it's not superb it seems to involve a lot of what you people call football but there's no ball involved and nobody's actually kicking it who's in the name guys anyway the halftime show is the most exciting part of the whole thing and i won't share any of it in this video for fear of the licensing gods bashing down the wall with a battering ram but thankfully we can paint a pretty colorful picture of it in our minds by reading some of the complaints that were sent through to the fcc i do not subscribe to the playboy channel we do not buy for twenty dollars a flick we simply wanted to sit down as a family and watch the super bowl god forbid we expected to watch football and a quick concert but instead had our eyes molested the scantily clad butt shots of jlo especially when she turned to the cameras and bent over was nothing short of harm wow why was the cameraman so obsessed with showing jlo's crotch and anus an explicit camera view of jilo's butt just barely covering the anus offensive and disgusting who authorized this show appropriate for children the tradition of families watching the super bowl together was assaulted really glitter on their fully exposed butt cheeks disgusting we will never watch nfl or by pepsi ever again jlo and shaq should be ashamed why is this allowed on primetime national tv no wonder kids are so screwed up and grown men too yes people watched yes people are talking at what price okay so by the sounds of it it was a bit like two girls one cup but two girls won super bowl okay i'll see myself out i'll see myself out [ __ ] i'm already home i can't even leave the house to go anywhere anymore [ __ ] meanwhile big ed graced our screens for the first time on his debut appearance on 90 day fiance he slithered his slimy way into being a youtube sensation and just one of the reasons for his infamy was asking his filipino fiance rose 31 years as junior to take an std test ironically ed was putting so much mayonnaise in his hair that it literally looked like his scalp had a yeast infection the virus numbers were increasing exponentially at this point and with a few more cases popping up in australia and the us their governments were starting to prepare for a full-blown outbreak trump decided to put haunted q-tip mike pence in charge of the response team after viewing his extensive resume on dealing with outbreaks of disease in the past and his expertise in the medical world such achievements included dealing with a 2015 hiv outbreak caused by the use of shed needles among our community by refusing to supply clean syringes leading to 79 total people infected 20 days later declaring that smoking does not kill er not believing in climate change distrust in the effectiveness of condoms and not knowing what the death rate of seasonal flu is i found most of what he said a little incoherent and you know he's a guy who admitted that he's surprised that 25 000 to 69 000 people each year died of the flu uh that just tells you how little he actually knows about public health and about the health of the american public he just revealed how ignorant he is about the situation so it was a little bit like making a cat general director of the rspb burn this thing burn this thing in over over so march came around and a lot of stuff happened a lot we still hadn't got our head around this whole pandemic thing today start working on not touching your face because one main way viruses spread is when you touch your own mouth nose or eyes we had the first brit to contract the virus the seriousness of washing your hands started to be heavily pushed boris was telling us to wash our hands to the tune of happy birthday twice even though he wasn't doing that himself trump was downplaying its seriousness comparing it to the seasonal flu whatever happens we're totally prepared we have the best people in the world i really think doctor you want to treat this like you treat the flu right and you know it's going to be it's going to be people of florida however were socially distancing from common sense by crowding together on the beaches with some of them complaining that their spring break would have otherwise been ruined and what better way to feed online vitriol than to visit the miami beaches film people ironically drinking corona beers and packed bars and push microphones into the faces of spring breakers who are pissed out of their minds and collecting infuriating vox pops if i get corona i get corona at the end of the day i'm not going to want to stop me from partying some people had begun to understand that staying at home would reduce the spread while they were sat at home with an internet connection however that didn't stop them from spreading buttery soft misinformation such as the fact that simply drinking water would wash the virus down through your esophagus where it would be killed by your stomach acid or that you could do an at-home test for the virus by holding your breath so at this point the [ __ ] brooms didn't seem so bad now this is and when i put the theory it feels like a magnet theory like the ground is like a magnet theory then there was the other side of social media full of people who didn't care about this silly virus or the health of their family and friends the coronavirus challenge became a thing and we had the licking of toilet seats which if you're catching anything from that is probably gonna be chlamydia then there was anger around the clear priority celebrities and the rich were getting when it came to having access to tests how are non-symptomatic professional athletes getting tests while others are waiting in line and can't get them do the well connected go to the front of the line well that you'd have to ask them that question i mean they i've read no i wouldn't say so but perhaps that's been the story of life but gal gadot and her celeb mates came to the rescue imagine there's no heaven it's easy if you don't have a relative that stand there's a special place in hell for this video imagine all the poor people living in a semi-detached probably don't even have walls imagine a top with no jacuzzi it's really hard to do nothing to kill or hurt that far cause i'm not you why did you make me do this video imagine all the people looking at my iphone 11 max pro oh may say look at her 27-inch imac 5k retina display okay that's enough of that but you know perhaps that was better than vanessa hussion's response even if everybody gets it yeah people are gonna die it's just terrible but like inevitable hi guys um i just wanted to jump on here to um just to set the record straight because my comments were recently taken out of context in the media and um you know what i don't want to put out more negativity into the world with everything that's going on so i just thought you know what um i'm gonna i'm gonna put something nice and positive out into the world and i thought i saw gal gadot's little um the little ditty and i thought you know what why don't i why don't i sing a little song for you guys you know make yourselves you know feel a little bit better so um so here goes okay we're all in this together once we know that we are all stars and we see that we're all in this together and it shows when we stand hand in hand cause our deaths are terrible but inevitable okay thank you some celebrities were getting it right though even conor mcgregor challenged covid19 to a fight i know a good tough fight when i see one and we have one on our hands now i want to call upon my people the great people of ireland this fight needs us all we are all in the red corner together awaiting the bell no mention of what else could have been on the fight card though they could have made a night of it khabib vs swine flu jake paul versus the common cold khloe kardashian was busy promoting febreze on her instagram with rhinestone diamante bejeweled spray bottles which makes sense i guess a fabric freshener is probably what people are going to need after using those skinny tea products that she was promoting before because they make you [ __ ] yourself jared leto had no idea what was going on because he'd started a call where everyone had to dress in white much like an arbonne party actually very much like an arbonne party because everyone's a few thousand dollars down and secretly regretting all of their life choices while plastering empty smiles across their faces oh look i'm having such a good time i love my life sarah palin appeared on the masked singer with her rendition of i like big butts which oh my god it was so cringy like you'd never ever catch me doing that ever i like big butts and i cannot lie then we had the hero of march matt colvin the man who bought 18 000 bottles of sanitizer to sell at inflated prices on amazon listing it up to 70 a bottle amazon promptly removed his listings for price gouging and he became stuck with his horde in his storage unit interestingly he agreed to an interview on local news wearing a shirt saying family man family business so you would think that he was hoping to sort of claw back some damaged reputation wouldn't you like saying that he was just you know trying to provide for his family in these desperate times would you say you're sorry sorry for purchasing if sorry for buying all of this praise a [ __ ] no i don't think that i would and then the pastors were weighing in we had the sensation that is kenneth copeland healing viewers through their television sets with his slimy wet sausage fingers loomed up for jesus in the middle of a two-hour long news segment on his own network where he peddled the idea that the virus was nothing to worry about because it was the only the old and infirm that were affected badly which was only everyone watching that very broadcast fear not write this down let me get a pen and paper fear not occurs 95 times in the bible so we shouldn't have any fear and carry on getting together for prayer sessions like good old mike pence i don't know do we have that photo of vice president pence having a prayer session you can show that there it is coming up on the screen here any second here there's them getting together and praying in the white house in the white house because we in the name of jesus oh thank you jesus standing in the office of the prophet of god i execute judgment on you coveted i execute judgment on you satan you destroy her you kill her you get out you break your power you get off this nation i demand judgment on you i demand i demand i demand a vaccination to come immediately yes this guy has the best hype man in the world i need this guy to stand behind me in my videos yes finally the day before my birthday boris announced a full uk lockdown rude without being able to leave our houses anymore we all tried new things even our grandparents were so bored without being able to visit family members so even they were trying out new hobbies such as day drinking this street even took up outdoor dancing to try and keep fit if you can call it dancing with the harrowing scenes being broadcast on daytime tv for all the people stuck at home and it was ironically being dubbed the viral dancing street fun fact if you mute the video and play down with the sickness it makes it 100 000 times more entertaining to watch [Music] anyway the rest of us decided we'll all try and show our appreciation in some ways to our nhs workers and collectively applauded on our doorsteps at 8pm on a thursday evening i was however living under some kind of rock because i had no idea what was happening and what my mates in the group chat were on about the clap yeah for the nhs oh yeah yeah yeah i'll yeah i'll be joining in yep okay all right what is the clap nhs ugh [Music] april arrived and kovid remained and like a bad fart people were looking for something or someone to blame not realizing that conspiracy theories are actually usually a coping mechanism because it's comforting to believe that someone even if it's not yourself has control over a situation and it's not just a result of some random event where a bat was eaten at a wet market and on top of that there's proportionality bias let's see to assume that big events have big causes i.e people find it easier to believe that a global pandemic is caused by a global deep state conspiracy with the end product of mass surveillance and a new world order the idea that these new cell towers giving us faster internet connection were planted as part of the plan somehow took hold some people thought the towers were put there to spread the virus even though the virus was spreading in countries that didn't even have the cell towers you know when they turn this on it's going to kill everyone and that's why they're building the hospitals how do you feel do you have children do you have parents well how do you feel that when you when they turn that switch on bye bye mama thank you anyway bye ah anyone remember back in 2013 when edward snowden actually risked his life to leak highly classified information to us about actual surveillance by the government an ex-employee of the cia has become a whistleblower and revealed that the us government and many governments around the world can spawn you whenever they want and have changed laws in order to justify this and they don't even need your permission to start surveilling you they could just switch it on whenever they want and not tell you that they're listening to your calls and reading your texts and monitoring everything you do your phone already knows this and kept the logs of your location dating about from ever since you first started using smartphones using wifi networks and gps and cell towers and they can track your location within inches at all times all right the government is saying that you need to get this vaccine or you and your family members could get very ill or even die wait what i didn't have a no bill gates spying on me you were put on a birth register as soon as you shot out of your mom's vagina your local council your utility companies and every shop you've ever bought something from knows your address facebook knows where you went to school uni or your exes your closest friend the time of day you normally feel a bit sad or anxious or what time of month week or day you're most likely to make a large purchase and you think bill gates wants to put a chip in you so he knows exactly what point you left your couch to go and take a [ __ ] in the middle of 90 degrees oh my god governor andrew cuomo has nibble piercings other people just didn't really care about super spreading and took to the streets to protest brandishing signs and shouting about chinese communism america being the land of the free and their roots we're tired of not being able to buy the things that we need go to the hair dressers get our hair done it's time to open up trump noticed many of these people were his supporters so he pandered to them but you know some some have gone too far one lady even came out of a packed church declaring that she didn't need to worry because she was covered in jesus's blood i'm covered in jesus's blood other people who don't go to this church who you might encounter all of these people go to this church no but you're gonna be in places where other people i go to the grocery store every day i'm in walmart home depot all of those but you could get them sick from what happened they could get me sick but they're not because i'm covered in his blood thank you very much i'm sure as soon as she gets onto the freeway as well she's going to take that seatbelt off and just let jesus take the wheel the hoarding continued and over in australia a man who was either worried about a shortage or was just planning a pretty heavy curry night for 20 people with ibs stocked up on thousands and thousands of toilet rolls only to try and return them later and i had my first customer yesterday who said he wanted to get a refund on 150 packets of 32 pack toilet paper and 150 units of one liter sanitizer i told him that and one brooklyn man was caught with nearly 1 million n95 masks in an attempt to sell them to hospitals that inflated prices then we had the mayor of las vegas saying she offered up the citizens of her city to be a control group for a social distancing experiment live on tv we offer to be a control group anybody who knows anything about statistics knows that for instance you have events you're offering the citizens of las vegas to be a control group to see if your theory on social distances doesn't happen wrong absolutely wrong don't put words in my mouth you just said we'll be a control group excuse me what i said was i offered to be a control group and i was told by our statistician you can't do that because people from all parts of southern nevada come in to work in the city and i said oh that's too bad mayor if when asked what she was going to do to prepare las vegas's businesses for the new measures that would have to be imposed what do you think her response was important that's not my job unfortunately in another interview that you talk i just want to put up our viewers this is a restaurant no i'm not talking about china this isn't china this is this is las vegas nevada wow okay that's really ignorant this is a restaurant and the yellow circle that's a restaurant and yes it's in china but there are human beings too i wish i could just inherit a highly paid job for my husband and then just go around telling people that my job was not my job because literally no one was going to sack me that woman's living the perfect life so mooncat now jeff bezos has died and passed on the job of ceo of amazon onto you what are you going to do to combat the issue of the ai control prime delivery trends becoming sentient and declaring a civil war against our people look i've been alive almost 70 years now i've seen drones come and go before none of them have ever killed me but mom they've started dropping bombs instead of they can't deal with it it's not my job and moving on to other people who are not fit for their job over here we had health secretary matt hancock taking the wheel of our pandemic response a man who clearly does not understand the concept of social distancing at all we also had a speech from the queen like it was christmas day all in all just a pretty bog standard queen speech the only thing i could think about when watching it though was how her dress would make an awesome green screen and how i could edit it to make it look like the latest drop from lularoe head of state but make it fashion addressing the nation but make it fashion global pandemic but [Music] came around and we were still stuck inside with our cats we still hadn't got the hang of this mask thing and chick-fil-a went all out and put their frontline stuff in small tents and if this year wasn't black mirror-esque enough for you yet they started making hospital beds that turned into coffins by folding in on themselves like all of our hopes and dreams most of us were just eating ourselves out of house and home but alex jones true to form was planning on eating his neighbors and i'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors you think i like sizing up my neighbor how i'm gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up i'll do it my children aren't going hungry i will eat your ass [Music] that's why i want the globalist to know i will eat your it wouldn't surprise me if cannibalism was his next groundbreaking vitamin supplement for weight loss elon musk officially became a corona caron but the billionaire tech giant version of a corona caron and started protesting the lockdown via twitter before actually suing california for not letting him carry on making cars then he let a cat walking across a keyboard named his new child fun fact baby x ash a12 doesn't actually wear nappies he self-drives himself to the potty on a tiny segway and just shits out a usb stick every couple of hours and excuses after excuses came for not wearing masks created in the image and likeness of god when we think of image do we think of a chest or our legs or our arms we think of their face i don't want to cover people's faces jim that's the image of god right there and i want to see it in my brothers and sisters and then we had what was probably peak privileged karen we had a lady declaring that she had a medical condition paranitis i'm not allowed to wear a mask and i'm not required by hipaa rules and regulations to just close that jay can we shop for it so um what does that look like i have private things i want to get but maybe i don't want you to see it for you but i can't let you in the store without a man okay so where's the regulations that state that the regulations yeah that those companies cause you're discriminating against me now do you know that i'm you're discriminated against why are you happy i'm a bartender and i wouldn't have a job why are you happy oh my god i wonder where trolleyman is now i hope he's still dancing one karen even wore a mask on every part of her body apart from her mouth and nose asking if the masks work why the six feet if the six feet works why the masks if both work why the lock down i'd love to know what it's like living with this woman day to day with her logic come on if breakfast works why lunch and if the lunch works why dinner and if all of them finish engagement in order to stay alive why eat then a five-year-old kid who clearly took jake paul's financial freedom course stole his parents suv and drove it down the freeway towards california in order to buy himself a lambo cash with the three dollars in his piggy bank still making him closer to buying a lamborghini than amy sangster ever was he got stopped by the police and no one was hurt thankfully oh and heartwarming story time guys an entrepreneur from utah who owns an actual lambo came to visit him the next day to take him for a ride inspiring other children from all over the world to steal their parents suvs too oh but you guys i wonder what a millionaire from utah does for a living and over in internet land we had our first contestant for [ __ ] of the month we had hilarious tick tocker [ __ ] joshie spilling cereal and milk all over the subway as if essential workers weren't already dealing with enough and then releasing an apology video plastered with his own branding it was pretty darn clear to anyone who knows how to use a knife and a fork that this guy was not being sincere especially since he was at one point selling a joshie spilled cereal on me hoodie on his now defunct website over on twitch also competing for [ __ ] of the month we had invader v yes during a global pandemic where millions of people were losing jobs and were just looking for any free entertainment to escape invader v thought this would be a great opportunity to patronize people to increase her sub cap so being like i'm broke i can't afford to sub that doesn't really track what you mean to say is i'm so irresponsible with my money i can't support the entertainment that i enjoy so guys um i don't know if you actually realize but um i have a patreon yeah it's only three pounds per month um but if you guys are responsible with your money you would be able to afford that oh you you think you need those three pounds for your child's school lunch subscribe today and you'll get access to podcasts and any extra bts content that i upload there and you'll be supporting the entertainment that you enjoy [Music] rapper 6 9 was released under house arrest but somehow released a song albeit a bad one not content with the amount of snitching he'd done well inside soon he was snitching on ariana grande and justin bieber for cheating their way to the top of the billboard chart which was vehemently denied they bought 30 000 and so units with six credit cards silly six nine doesn't he realize that justin bieber just certainly suggests that his fans inflict auditory torture on themselves in their sleep whenever he wants to top the charts [Music] may the 27th arrived with the tragic and distressing story of george floyd i don't need to tell you or show you what happened and i'm not covering many of the sadder things that happened this year in order to keep this video more upbeat and fun but it would be wrong not to mention this and i also think it's important that we don't forget that this happened amongst everything else that happened this year because it was a major step forward for the movement and it should be remembered soon after black lives matter protest emerged but much or most of the violence being started by the police who were meant to be there to protect the people that they were injuring the main focus of the movement was police brutality and injustice towards black communities [Music] [Applause] june came around and the officer derek chauvin was eventually charged with second-degree murder but it didn't take long for the idiots to come along and take advantage of the situation yes jake paul jake was caught amongst a group of people who were looting a closed mall brandishing his vlog camera trying to document the events and was surprised when this was perceived badly jake then uploaded a video called the looting situation explained will delete soon and you can always trust a narcissist to start off an apology video stating that due to his senseless actions he was the top trending topic on twitter that day so over the weekend as i'm sure a lot of you guys probably saw i became the number one trending topic on twitter and then spent a whole 7 minutes and 48 seconds so far up his own bum hole he'd actually tied himself into a knot and to me felt no different from when i went down to help with the hurricanes in houston to when i went to parkland florida to be ground floor with the students there after they had a horrific school shooting since i was a kid i've constantly volunteered for organizations donated to charitable causes and wanted to be involved in my community and it personally upsets me when people have the power to make a difference and they don't it's easy to just post something on social media which i've done it's easy just to donate to a cause which i've done wow a 5 000 donation to a blm charity great but just out of interest though how much will you pay to promote gambling to children that one time jake just four part figure he actually became a pretty good example for the movement in the end by proving that privileged white men can literally get away with anything such as taking the credit for someone else's blm fundraiser which you linked next to your apology video which was not an apology the video ended with jake looking wistful and despondent deep in thought well as deep as jake thoughts can go so i guess he was probably concentrating on breathing and blinking you literally cannot mandate somebody to wear a mask knowing that that mask is killing people they're gonna they're gonna scan everybody we gotta get scanned we gotta get temperature what happened to bill gates why is he not in jail why is hillary clinton not in jail oh is it because you're part of them are you part of the deal your time has expired your state is going down and if any of you are in the deep state you're going down with it yes it seems that this woman ordered the conspiracy box set binge watched it in an afternoon book tickets to the pizzagate tour and bought the t-shirt this is my homemade mask that your official said is okay to wear this is insane this is insane yeah it's pretty insane i don't wear a mask for the same reason i don't un wear underwear because you made a mask out of some underpants that you ripped up and scrolled the word placebo on it in marker pen and now you've ended up with a contraption that barely functions as either things gotta breathe and then we had tantrums and stalls and it got even weirder when tucker carlson took on elmo during one of his fox news rants people are upset because racism is a huge problem in our country but across the country people of color especially in the black community are being treated unfairly because of how they look it's children's show got that bobby america is a very bad place and it's your fault so no matter what happens no matter what they do to you when you grow up you have no right to complain that's the message and it starts very young wow does tucker take every children's program so seriously so kids what sound does a lion make and where does a lion live in the jungle did you know lions are an endangered species now so that means many of them are living in these special sanctuaries where they and their babies get lots of help so that their population can grow got that bobby all the lines are almost all dead and it's all your fault no matter what the lines do to you when you grow up bobby you can't complain and then we had more drama in the youtube beauty community shane dawson had a public freakout moment when tarty uploaded a video called breaking my silence i don't know why because it's so relaxing to watch it looks like she's in some kind of daze bar as a result the damage to my health relationships reputation business and general well-being have been enormous the platform that i love burn this thing burn this thing in and over over july arrived and we were halfway through this [ __ ] show of the year but it wasn't going to get better anytime soon kanye west announced he was running for president the us was considering blocking tick-tock due to concerns that the chinese were spying on them i mean i don't know what they're going to find out through tick-tock but oh my god i can taste the salt that's that's ridiculous the americans they're dipping their balls in soy sauce now yes and if you thought the carrot peaked last month well we raised the bar yet again mr and mrs karen went viral after brandishing firearms in the direction of some protesters someone really needs to remind them to live laugh and love the wall decals are not enough anymore and then we had an epidemic of pandemic parties amongst our ever responsible influencers who you can always trust to set a good example and can you guess who threw the biggest party of all this surprise surprise it was our very own jake paul throwing an absolute soiree with the inclusion of a digger which had a special scoop on it with a magnet that picks up drunk underage girls good job he took that 34 800 ppp load otherwise he might not have been able to afford it an attendee of the party later tested positive and called the paul brothers on camera to let them know that they'd been exposed and that was the wake-up call jake and his brother logan really needed to start taking this seriously are you are you worried about it not really i don't really give a [ __ ] but thanks for letting me know and then dr stella emmanuel came to save 2020 proving that we'll believe anyone if they're saying what we want them to say while they're in a white coat that they could have bought from ebay for all that we know cure for covet it's called hydroxychloroquine dr emmanuel went viral when she gave an impassioned speech declaring that hydroxychloroquine was the cure very impressed with her and other doctors that stood with her but certainly you could put her up and let her have a voice it turned out that if we were to believe everything dr emmanuel says then everyone that's ever suffered from endometriosis has been having unprotected sex with demons and witches evil deposits came inside of you serpentine spirits swimming inside of you doctors are using alien dna to cure us and also demons and witches are stealing your money and sending it to a warlock named jay-z they've taken your money and given it to the warlock called jay-z now he's got a hundred problems oh and the magic eight ball toy is a scheme to get children used to black magic am i the coolest person around let your blood drink in the vaccines alien dna so humankind can accept the new world order under the rule of satan and stream jay-z's new album on title on repeat while you sleep burn this thing burn this thing in over over august arrived and the ratings on the trump show were higher than ever it was a bit like watching the most harrowing reality series you've ever seen like a series of big brother where the public votes to give the cognitively challenged white supremacists access to the nuclear codes just to spice things up a bit and then we're all surprised when it goes wrong and he doesn't understand graphs the united states is lowest in numerous categories we're lower than the world lower than the lower but cardi b and megan the stallion came to the rescue by releasing whack causing some backlash amongst conservatives who were getting women being in charge of their own sexuality confused with men being in charge of it cardi b and megan lee sallian just set the entire female gender back by 100 years with their disgusting and vile whack song as a christian i find that whap song by cardi b and megan the stallion to be incredibly offensive and disgusting that new whap song by cardi b and megan the stallion is exactly everything that is wrong with mainstream hip hop culture cardi b and megan lee stallion are what happens when children are raised without god and without a strong father figure their new song the web which i heard accidentally made me want to pour holy water in my ears and i feel sorry for future girls that this is their role model have you been involved in a accident that was not your fault perhaps you were driving with the radio one and in shock upon hearing the words my head game is fire punani dasani it's going in dry and it's coming out soggy you swerved into a ditch and wrote off your car and now you can't get to work perhaps you're just an innocent blue collar worker on a building site complimenting some females as they walk past on their attire and then you heard on the radio some women singing about their own body parts and you couldn't work for the rest of the day because you were so disgusted perhaps you're a conservative politician and you're unable to work because you've worn down your thumbs to the bone from tweeting about it ever since i'm here to help you get the compensation that is owed to you call us on 08453 accident today and then this led to ben shapiro making one of the best memes of 2020 hop on top i want to ride i do a kegel while it's inside so there's some signs of some actual clinical prolapse which is which is a problem there's some talk about where this person is putting their nose i mean i understand how empowering it is for women to sing about the moisture state of their genitals it's about wet ass p word i would love to hear this guy's dirty talk i am going to put my keyword into your p word what is the moisture state of your keyword i am going to destroy your keyword with facts and logic also a moment of silence please for benji pierre's wife who has never experienced the wow no no no ben clearly you don't understand female anatomy that's actually caused by demon sperm if evil deposits came inside of you and took a carlson the poor guy had only just recovered from a spat with elmo but then he crawled out of the cracks again to talk about cardi b's crack the song is called w-a-p whap we can't tell you what that stands for we literally can't tell you what the name of the song is much less it's lyrics because yeah ph balances off and you wanna know why it's not cause you're born with it it's because i keep these dirtier you gotta tell babe yo you're more like muslim that's garbage you don't need to be a puritan to think so it is it's garbage it's aimed at young american girls maybe your girls your granddaughters and what is it doing to them can you even imagine teaching them about feminine hygiene but what were gen z up to well they didn't have a good month firstly we had the tick tock holocaust trend which was just very tone deaf reenactments of victims so kids could show off their stage makeup and acting skills look at look at how the dirt on my face from forced labor actually happens to really accentuate my cheekbones i'm glad i didn't have access to tools like take top before my brain was properly developed and then we had bryce hall in the news for throwing an absolute rager dude now i don't know who he is either but look at his neck why is no one talking about how long his neck is and oh look they bought strippers for him as a birthday present how original and oh look male strippers too because isn't it such a hilarious joke because he's not gay [Music] and he's not gay guys look how uncomfortable he is toxic masculinity is just comedy gold eventually the real non-stripper version of the lapd came to dissipate the festivities and fellow tick tocker cynthia parker no i don't know who she is either stop asking was asked what she thought of the whole fiasco and proved how intelligent and worthy of a platform she is as well by demonstrating that she could contradict herself 12 times in one sentence what do you guys think about bryce's party because a lot of people were saying that he might have like had too many people over i mean no comments it's 21st i mean i'm not saying i agree with it but this is 21st dude cynthia where were you on the night of the 14th of february 2020. i mean no comment but i did kill the guy i can't imagine what it must be like to be gen z these days with all the cool kids just on this little rectangle that you keep in your pocket back in my day we used to be bullied by these kids in real life and guess who was back again our friend jake paul this time he was getting raided by the fbi who were on the search for his moral compass we have to cut gen z some slack though because they did have a pretty terrible time in august when the gcse and a-level results came through in the uk due to covert restrictions the exams could not take place as usual so the government thought it would be a great idea to hand out grades based on school performance and postcodes needless to say that didn't go down very see roads well from a star aaa to bcc um i had four offers from medical school and now um that's over can you imagine relying on an algorithm for your livelihood guys please like comment and subscribe eventually the government did a massive u-turn and grades were awarded on the basis of teachers predictions or algorithm-based grades whichever was higher and then we had the stokes twins allen and alex stokes were in the news charged with a felony for crimes against photoshop look even their abs are twins no sorry it was fake in an armed bank robbery for a prank for their youtube channel and terrorizing an uber driver because they caused the police to think that he was a getaway driver so they pointed guns in his face well what were the boomers up and to elon musk started up knurling this was his new technology which is an actual chip implanted into your skull which can read your thoughts musk implanted the device into some pixels to demonstrate how it can detect electrical impulses in the brain and bill gates is still the one to be afraid of apparently the high energy pig could actually make a pretty sick beat [Music] we're gonna [Music] september was here and we were just a few months away from the end of this god-awful year now guys but things weren't winding down yet that woman from that netflix series that we were all obsessed with in early lockdown who might have killed her husband or might not have was now on dancing with the stars and her ex-husband's family read an ad in the break asking for any information on don lewis's disappearance and if carol was involved don lewis mysteriously disappeared in 1997. his family deserves answers they deserve justice do you know who did this or if carol baskin was involved she did a press junket for the show where she was interviewed multiple times saying that she thought the tiger king documentary portrayed her unfairly because the edit didn't put enough emphasis on the cats and portrayed her as a murderer but i'd never do that and you talk about the show there it highlighted kind of a beef you had right and we've seen how tenacious you can be uh against a rival now should some of the other competitors be concerned that you're gonna bring that same tenacity uh to the dance floor they should absolutely be concerned the first person that crosses my path will be stuffed through a meat grinder and cut into stew but the stupid didn't end there we had a california gender reveal party and in a forest fire that spanned over 9 000 acres was it a boy or a girl though oh it was a boy conceived by demon sperm evil deposits came inside of you over in the uk gender reveal parties aren't really a thing thankfully but for some reason when a penguin called squirt was born at a sanctuary they thought it would be a good idea to throw a party for her on daytime tv uh we've got some of the team here with the cannons let's see what sex it is oh it's a girl yes i wanted a candle yay it's a girl and i'm sure the other penguins who regularly have sex with their dead relatives really give a [ __ ] you know what perhaps we should just not partake in the preservation of our species anymore we're really not worth it anymore are we perhaps we need to start making condoms mandatory that would waste a lot of condoms though not very good for the environment we'd need a more carbon neutral solution wouldn't we oh god not that no who where were they getting all these condoms from oh i'll say what we used a whole tube of ky jelly with the us election looming ever closer the rock came out with an endorsement for biden and harris wearing his patent-pending muscle condom so he didn't accidentally impregnate any of the ladies who were watching trump supporters who voted a celebrity into office were angry that a celebrity was expressing their views you are now dwayne the pebble to all in my family i know i know big deal when will the entertainers learn to stay in their lane i don't know why anyone would listen to high-paid celebrities karenitis was spreading much faster than covert itself and developing strains that we had no idea how to deal with when george floyd was saying i can't breathe and then he died and now we're wearing a mask and we say i can't breathe but we're being forced to work but what was gen z up to [Music] [Applause] [Music] october arrived and elon's neural link was already getting a little bit too advanced ellen came back to her show with some controversy about how she treats her staff especially those of color but with social distancing protocols in place she introduced her new virtual audience this worked in her favor in the end as she didn't have to struggle to fill the studio with a few remaining fans that she had left and she could just clone some of them to fill the benches out at the back the cringe hit an all-time high though when the audience of the kelly clarkson show using the same virtual audience technology was subjected to vin diesel's new song with none of them appearing to be dancing to the same beat now without further ado here's a sneak peek of vin's collaboration with kygo feel like what vin diesel's new song okay mute spotify the election drama was on the rise and conspiracies about the type of pen you could use on your ballot paper were thrown around this lady with perfectly choreographed backup glares to make her point it's not just me it's like all of i have groups of neighbors and friends that as well this has happened to but what happens is now when you go to check our ballot it says that it is um some like for me personally it says i'm not even a registered voter now trumpy boy surprise surprise contracted covered after spending the whole year politicizing the wearing of masks and downplaying the seriousness of the issue that didn't deter his fans though during an unnecessary motorcade where he put multiple staff members at risk just to show people he wasn't dead anybody want to mess with him you mess with me first he is the hero that man bless our president i will die for him i will die for that man happily i will die for him well you just might trump was eagerly trying to convince people he was okay by posing for pictures whilst in hospital signing blank sheets of paper with a sharpie and the white house released a video which had an unusual edit in it which appeared to be a cough that was cut out soundly so many things have happened if you look at the therapeutics which well i don't know about you guys but i'm pretty sure i've not caught it yet and i'm feeling pretty tip-top better than i've ever been we were five months into various lockdowns by now millions of people had lost their jobs thousands were unwell or had had relatives pass away at this point and we hadn't seen many of our friends or family in what seemed like a lifetime but kim k was like hey guys look at me celebrating my 40th birthday on a private island with my inner circle i'm so humbly reminded of how privileged i am and we all felt so much better knowing that they were having a great time it was revealed that kim k and her inner circle complained that the shindig was not tone deaf enough so the dj spun this thing burn this november arrived and election day arrived soon after america seemed more divided than ever before in states where trump was losing we had chance of count the votes and in states where trump was winning we had chance of stop the count eventually after days and days of refreshing news websites biden was declared president-elect while trump's team held a press conference at yes four seasons total landscaping a place which does fittingly describe politics in general full of old white men and somewhere between a sex shop and a crematorium rudy giuliani was running the press conference and learnt of the wind whilst at the podium to which his response was wow all the network we were getting ready to win this election frankly we did win this election kenneth copeland was more sane than ever the associated press said that joe biden is president but if you're ever wondering how some of the american people could be so convinced that the election was rigged i invite you to have a skip through the entire six hour long news coverage from the election from victory news which is a network owned and run by kenneth copeland ministries the entire time throughout they are projecting a win for trump i think he squeaks out pennsylvania and at that point i think he will pick up a lot of the other states and people are saying that biden still is a major lead well first of all we're calling a lot of states for biden and not we but the ap is called a lot of states for the biden that are predicted to go for joe biden even though a lot of those votes have not come in yet but president trump is picking up a lot of states that even though the numbers are in for president trump they are still yet to be called i think both of those north carolina and georgia go for trump alaska right now is predicted to go for trump wisconsin looks like it's going for trump as well and michigan these are all trending that way right we're training that right there not looking at pennsylvania without so without pictures if they all go that way it's 274 for the president imagine someone watching that for the whole election night for six hours and then the mainstream media which they have been trash talking all night announces biden has won the election and that's just one ministry out of hundreds and hundreds in the us who could be doing very similar things to this now don't get me wrong i know not all religion is this extreme i mean the pope in the meantime was just kicking back on instagram just liking first track pictures of girls and catholic schoolgirl uniforms and as the votes were being counted we had trump's very own personal televangelist paula white strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike until you have victory where angels are being released right now angels are being dispatched right now they've been dispatched what do you what do you mean they've been dispatched like the courier they've even just been dispatched from africa right now africa right fedex ups africa right now they're coming do you have a tracking number wait wait wait wait let me get a pen and paper burn this thing burn this thing in over over december arrived nearly there the nuclear fallout from the election was still going on but over in the uk we were arguing whether scotch eggs were a substantial meal if you're in tier 2 you can only serve alcohol with a substantial meal some of my listeners have been asking what constitutes a substantial meal scotch egg uh well uh i myself um uh would definitely scoff a couple of scotch shakes um uh if i had the chance all right that's enough about your love life goes bell delphine officially saved 2020 for simps after she announced she was entering the world of adult filmmaking and ever the marketing genius was planning on selling the used condom from her first film i'm sorry belle but i've heard of this place in vietnam where you can get like 50 of those for like a few quid and they even clean and reshape them for you now that's service and what excuses were there for not wearing a mask this month we don't have the vibrational frequency to hold host that virus and i taught her that i just have so many questions i don't know if they mean everyone or just them did they change their own vibrational frequency in order to not catch the virus if so how did they do that don't answer that i am alive in all seriousness though in december we celebrated both the us and the uk having their first vaccines administered to members of the public and in november biden won and as i'm recording this even though trump has not conceded he's also not getting anywhere and things have really started to look up there's a lot of work to do but we've started and we'll carry on and we'll get through this i mean it seems like the last few years have progressively got worse and worse and worse so following that trajectory 2021 is gonna be even worse in all seriousness though i think things will definitely improve in 2021 and i think we've already had a lot of clues to suggest that it will be a lot better and you can expect some more deep dives from me at least in 2021 i will promise that to you along with some silly fun stuff too just to keep myself sane and i'm excited to see where this youtube channel takes me this year anyway we know at this point that we do end the longer videos on a mooncat musical note so here's the 2020 rewind jam don't forget to check out the merch and the patreon where i'm doing some extra content and check out surf shark as well don't forget [Music] is [Music] one [Music] hey [Music] one 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