<i>[upbeat music]</i> <i>[holiday music]</i> <i>♪ ♪</i> <i>[tense music]</i> [HBOMB snarling] Christmas and New Years
are always a time of sadness and horror for me. Not because I don't get on
with any of my relatives. They're great
and I've forgiven them for almost all of their crimes. No, the last decade of holidays
have been a nightmare for me because I've had
to prepare for yet another knife in the back of "Doctor Who." [snaps] <i>I mean, who can forget</i> <i>"The Christmas Invasion"</i> <i>in which the Doctor farts around</i> <i>in bed for 40 minutes</i> <i>and then at the end he wakes up
and has a sword fight</i> <i>in his pajamas
with Blood Skull Man?</i> <i>That's his name.
Don't go and check.</i> <i>Partway through the fight,
he loses a hand,</i> <i>but not really.
It comes back and he wins.</i> <i>Yay.
Woo!</i> <i>Oh, by the way,</i> <i>that hand turns out to be</i> <i>an incredibly important
plot device</i> <i>22 episodes later so I hope you</i> <i>were paying attention
on Christmas day.</i> <i>Oh, and 16 episodes after that,</i> <i>the Doctor doesn't want
to change his appearance</i> <i>while regenerating so he pours
his excess energy into the hand</i> <i>and it forms a new version
of the Doctor</i> <i>who goes of to live with Rose
in an alternate univer--</i> <i>[inhales deeply]</i> <i>Look, all I'm saying
is this Christmas special</i> <i>has a lot to answer for,
and it will not be forgiven.</i> [Blood Skull Man screams] [DOCTOR] No second chances. <i>[The Simon May Orchestra's
"EastEnders Theme"]</i> <i>♪ ♪</i> [alarm blares] <i>[HBOMB] Or who can forget</i> <i>the 2007 Christmas special,</i> <i>"Voyage of the Damned,"</i> <i>which is set on the Titanic
but in space</i> <i>and Kylie Minogue is in it
and there's robot angels</i> <i>and they portray the Doctor
as a literal messiah figure</i> <i>on Christmas day?
[scoffs]</i> <i>This episode incurred criticism
not only</i> <i>from fringe religious groups
for, you know, this,</i> <i>but also from the last living
survivor of the actual Titanic.</i> <i>"But a spokeswoman
for the show insisted:</i> <i>"No offence was intended.</i> <i>"'Voyage of the Damned' is set
on a spaceship called</i> <i>The Titanic and not a boat."</i> <i>This year, however,
might at least prove</i> <i>to be the last bizarre
Christmas nightmare</i> <i>I'll have to endure
because this year</i> <i>it's the end
of Steven Moffat's occupation</i> <i>of the "Doctor Who"
showrunner position.</i> <i>His regime is ending.</i> And that means this year might
truly be cause for celebration even more than spending time
with your loved ones. Let's take a look at Moffat's
final episode of the show and then speculate about
what "Doctor Who" can get up to now that it's finally free
of his grasp. <i>[unsettling music]</i> It--it--it talks if you press it
but in the last take, I, like, threw it at the camera
and it hit the ground and stopped making the noise
so we're gonna have to roll that take now. [TARDIS screeches] <i>[HBOMB a capella singing
Ron Grainer's "Doctor Who"]</i> <i>♪ ♪</i> [alarm buzzing] No! <i>If you've seen
my "Sherlock" video--</i> <i>which, um, I think a couple
of you might have done--</i> <i>you'll already know
that Moffat's relationship</i> <i>with "Doctor Who" is lifelong.</i> <i>He was a fan
of the original series</i> <i>and he wrote the Children
in Need charity spoof</i> <i>of "Doctor Who" which
was actually</i> <i>the first appearance
of the Doctor on television</i> <i>for quite some time.</i> <i>It ended,
perhaps fittingly,</i> <i>with the Doctor regenerating
into a woman.</i> <i>Now, when I saw this years ago,</i> <i>I thought,
"Wow, wouldn't that be nice?"</i> <i>But I realize in retrospect
after reading</i> <i>some recent comments
by Moffat that this</i> <i>to him was meant as a joke.</i> [DOCTOR] And of course
my Sonic Screwdriver. [buzzing] Oh, look.
It's got three settings. [EMMA] Doctor, stop that! <i>[HBOMB] Like, ha, ha,</i> <i>the Doctor keeps dying</i> <i>in silly little ways
and regenerating.</i> <i>What's the next comical thing he
can regenerate into?</i> <i>Oh, a woman!
[laughing sarcastically]</i> <i>Oh, imagine!
A woman Doctor.</i> <i>That's a laugh riot.</i> <i>Back before Moffat
was showrunner,</i> <i>when all he'd done was work
on several</i> <i>critically-praised comedies
and the best episodes</i> <i>of the show so far
and that one other really,</i> <i>really bad show which
we pretended didn't happen.</i> <i>You know,
we did him a favor.</i> <i>It was easy to interpret having</i> <i>the Doctor regenerate
into Joanna Lumley</i> <i>as this cool,
progressive thing.</i> <i>Like, "Hey, why not have
a female incarnation?"</i> <i>But Moffat's actual intent
is made much more clear</i> <i>by closer inspection
and of course</i> <i>by his more recent statements.</i> <i>"This isn't a show exclusively
for progressive liberals.</i> <i>"This is also for people
who voted Brexit.</i> <i>"That's not me politically
at all-</i> <i>but we have to keep everyone
on board."</i> I haven't actually met
a Scottish person before. <i>Okay, firstly,</i> <i>credit to Steven for recognizing</i> <i>the mysterious correlation</i> <i>between people who voted Brexit
and people who would have</i> <i>a problem with a female Doctor,
but secondly,</i> <i>isn't it telling that
he views casting a woman</i> <i>as a move
for progressive liberals?</i> <i>Like, is that really
the only reason anyone</i> <i>would ever think to cast
a woman in this role?</i> <i>Moffat's approach rears its head
in the special itself</i> <i>with the first Doctor's--
shall we say--</i> <i>ironic sexist comments.</i> [FIRST DOCTOR] Older gentlemen,
like women, can be put to use. [12TH DOCTOR] You can't--y--
you can't say things like that. <i>[HBOMB] Look how silly
this old man is being.</i> <i>Hey, remember casual misogyny?
Hilarious!</i> <i>Look how far we
and the Doctor have come.</i> <i>But writing like that loses
its appeal when it's written</i> <i>by the man who had several
great opportunities</i> <i>to actually cast a woman
as this character</i> <i>and didn't because he
was worried about upsetting</i> <i>the kind of people
who actually think like that.</i> <i>That's not to say I don't
think Capaldi was a good choice</i> <i>for the Doctor.</i> <i>Like almost all the actors</i> <i>this show gets nowadays,</i> <i>he does a great job</i> <i>with the material he's given,</i> <i>and season eight
was almost all right,</i> <i>but even the episodes
of the show written</i> <i>by other writers are affected
by Moffat's poor plans</i> <i>as showrunner
for the overall direction</i> <i>of the wider story.</i> <i>While most of the good episodes</i> <i>like "Mummy on
the Orient Express"</i> <i>or "Flatline" get to be
their own thing,</i> <i>there's still a lot
of mucking about</i> <i>with this overarching story
about deciding whether</i> <i>or not the Doctor's secretly
a bad guy who kills people</i> <i>and it's bad,
and Missy--</i> <i>a mysterious figure
who keeps meeting up with people</i> <i>who died during each episode--
saw a fairly decent chunk</i> <i>of each writer's episode
get stolen to serve Moffat's</i> <i>inevitable nonsense
season finale.</i> <i>Moffat's plans weaken
the individual episodes</i> <i>not just by literally leeching
away precious script pages</i> <i>they could have used to tell
the story at hand,</i> <i>but it also means
the individual writers</i> <i>can't really do anything with
the Doctor or his companion</i> <i>for that season, Clara,</i> <i>because that would risk messing
up whatever big</i> <i>character moments Moffat
had planned</i> <i>for the end of the season.</i> <i>The characters couldn't really</i> <i>develop their relationships</i> <i>with each other
or change as people.</i> <i>At best, sometimes Clara
realizes the Doctor's not always</i> <i>the best guy and then changes
her mind in the next episode</i> <i>and goes to hang out
with him again.</i> <i>Capaldi and Smith's Doctors</i> <i>didn't get to develop</i> <i>or grow the way Eccleston</i> <i>and Tennant's did.</i> <i>You couldn't really have
an episode</i> <i>quite like "Dalek"
or "The Empty Child"</i> <i>in a show led this way,</i> <i>and that's especially sad</i> <i>because Moffat wrote one
of those episodes.</i> <i>Moffat's approach
as a showrunner</i> <i>inadvertently prevents
these kinds of episodes</i> <i>and great moments that define
a series from happening,</i> <i>and that just really sucks.</i> <i>The third Capaldi series
was basically a soft reboot.</i> <i>The first episode
was even called "The Pilot."</i> <i>The Doctor gets reintroduced
in a new context</i> <i>as a prestigious professor.</i> <i>Hey, Steve,
wouldn't it been great</i> <i>if we--we--you'd written a bunch
of episodes</i> <i>that show him reaching
this point in his life?</i> <i>[stammers and exhales]</i> <i>[slaps hands on thighs]</i> <i>I mean, like, literally, like,</i> <i>a whole season of television</i> <i>could have been written
about how</i> <i>the Doctor ends up where he is</i> <i>and the place he's at</i> <i>at the start of this season,</i> <i>and they just don't.</i> <i>It just starts here.</i> <i>That's a whole good season
of storytelling</i> <i>you could have had,
gone.</i> <i>Bill was in this season,</i> <i>and I think she starts out</i> <i>as a really interesting
companion,</i> <i>but then the series kind of
is sort of generic</i> <i>the whole way through,</i> <i>so she doesn't really get</i> <i>to be as interesting as I think</i> <i>she could have been.</i> <i>It's clear that Moffat still</i> <i>has no idea how to pace
a full season of television.</i> <i>Long story short,
at the end of that season,</i> <i>Bill dies sort of,</i> <i>and the Doctor saves the day
but is critically injured</i> <i>in the process
and he starts to regenerate.</i> <i>He wanders out into the
south pole</i> <i>and meets the first Doctor which</i> <i>is where our Christmas
special picks up.</i> <i>I will now attempt to recount
in full the plot</i> <i>of the 2017 "Doctor Who"
Christmas special.</i> <i>[inhales sharply]</i> <i>The story begins
with that meeting again.</i> <i>Then for some reason,
time stops.</i> <i>Then a first World War soldier
played by Mark Gatiss--</i> <i>because why not--
is about to die,</i> <i>but then time stops
for him as well</i> <i>and then he gets pulled into
the North Pole</i> <i>at the same time
as the two Doctors.</i> <i>An entity reveals itself
and abducts the TARDIS</i> <i>and demands they hand over
the soldier</i> <i>and then manifests a new version
of Bill who the Doctor</i> <i>thought had died.</i> <i>The Doctor doesn't want
to hand the soldier over</i> <i>without getting more information</i> <i>so instead
of asking what's happening,</i> <i>they all, uh, run away
and pretend to let</i> <i>the TARDIS get stolen
and then they all run off</i> <i>to the other Doctor's TARDIS
to go to a planet</i> <i>we haven't seen before where
the Doctor claims we'll find</i> <i>the biggest database
in the world.</i> <i>The Doctor assumes
this glass lady thing, uh,</i> <i>is based on a real person
and just needs</i> <i>a really big database
to look them up for some reason.</i> <i>The database shoots
at the Doctor</i> <i>but gives up when it realizes
he's already dying</i> <i>for some reason.</i> <i>It turns out to be the Dalek</i> <i>from that one episode
two seasons ago</i> <i>when they all went into a Dalek
and made it want</i> <i>to kill other Daleks by accident
while trying to turn it good.</i> <i>He's just sort of hanging
out here shooting Daleks</i> <i>whenever they turn up
to shoot him.</i> <i>So it turns out that Daleks
are all hooked up into some</i> <i>special, um, mega mainframe
that's the biggest database</i> <i>in the world.</i> <i>The Doctor tries to convince it</i> <i>to tell him who
the glass lady is.</i> <i>Meanwhile, the manifestation
of Bill keeps turning into</i> <i>the glass lady, uh,
and sort of messing</i> <i>with the soldier and the Doctor</i> <i>but not actually doing anything
with them.</i> <i>They just--she just sort of
turns into glass</i> <i>when they're not looking
and then nothing happens.</i> <i>Um, it doesn't actually
do anything.</i> <i>Anyway, the Dalek looks up
the lady's face</i> <i>and it turns out that she's
the creator</i> <i>of a future humanity's
time traveling super computer</i> <i>designed to--get this--</i> <i>abduct everyone who ever dies
from time</i> <i>and scan their memories
at the moment of their deaths</i> <i>and then put them back, uh,
to build a big database</i> <i>of all of their memories.</i> <i>The Doctor realizes there
was no threat, uh, this episode,</i> <i>and there were no stakes,
uh, gives up,</i> <i>and, uh, the soldier
hands himself over.</i> <i>[HBOMB] We're 14 minutes into
the episode, Steven!</i> <i>They go back to where he
was supposed to die</i> <i>but then he doesn't because
the Doctor delayed</i> <i>the death by a few hours
and it turns out that</i> <i>it's that one time all</i> <i>the fighting stopped
at Christmas.</i> <i>Oh, hey, they actually
worked Christmas into it</i> <i>and semi-justified having
this random guy be the guy</i> <i>who gets abducted.</i> <i>Oh, also,
he's an ancestor</i> <i>of Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
for some reason.</i> [ARCHIBALD] Captain Archibald
Hamish Lethbridge-Stewart. <i>[HBOMB] That's a thing
that Moffat keeps doing</i> <i>and I'm really not sure why.</i> <i>The entity which it turns out</i> <i>is called "Testimony"</i> <i>brings out Nardole as well</i> <i>so, uh, he can say bye to them
and then also Clara</i> <i>who he forgot because
of time bullshit</i> <i>in the last season,</i> <i>but Testimony gives him</i> <i>his memories back using magic,</i> <i>and then both Doctors give up
and decide to regenerate</i> <i>out of spite.</i> <i>Capaldi gives a speech
to his next self saying</i> <i>that they should
b--be nice to people.</i> <i>The scene would probably be
a real tear-jerker</i> <i>if it was attached
to an episode of television</i> <i>with any stakes or plot.</i> <i>And then he finally goes out</i> <i>the way we all wish we would--
by exploding violently</i> <i>into light and fire
while transforming</i> <i>into Jodie Whittaker.</i> [inhales] [exhales sharply] I have a few small questions. <i>Why didn't the entity
just explain itself</i> <i>and make it clear it didn't have
any ulterior motives</i> <i>the way it happily did once
the Doctor asked a Dalek</i> <i>to Google it for him?</i> <i>Why did it threaten him at all</i> <i>considering that it has
the memories of everyone</i> <i>who ever died so it knows all
about him</i> <i>and knows that he's
a peaceful guy</i> <i>who doesn't need
to be threatened?</i> <i>Why did the Doctor decide
the only solution</i> <i>was to go find that one Dalek
from two seasons ago</i> <i>and didn't get mentioned again?</i> <i>How does he know
where it ended up?</i> <i>Uh, why--if the Dalek
hates Daleks</i> <i>and wants to kill Daleks
and can clearly see down</i> <i>to the ground level
and make fairly accurate shots--</i> <i>has it not killed all
the deshelled</i> <i>and still alive Daleks
squirming around on the surface</i> <i>where it can definitely
see them?</i> <i>I mean, the catchphrase
is, "exterminate,"</i> <i>not, "I'm gonna break off
your outer casing</i> <i>"and then just sort of chill out
and wait for someone</i> <i>"to come here and have
a half-baked horror scene</i> <i>"where one of them squirms
on Mark Gatiss' face</i> <i>for five seconds."</i> <i>Why has the Dalek since</i> <i>also decided it wants
to kill the Doctor?</i> <i>Why does it give up when
it sees that he's already dying?</i> <i>And even if for some reason
it's decided that the best thing</i> <i>to do is leave the dying
to die without killing them,</i> <i>why does it actually
believe he's dying,</i> <i>even though it definitely knows
Time Lords regenerate</i> <i>because, A, Daleks know
how Time Lords work--</i> <i>that's, like, one of their,
like, main things--</i> <i>and, B, Daleks apparently have
a mega hive mind super database</i> <i>bigger than the one
the Time Lords have.</i> <i>Next question.</i> <i>Why did the Daleks have</i> <i>a comprehensive mega hive mind
super database</i> <i>bigger than the Time Lords have,
who--by the way--</i> <i>are the lords of all of time?</i> <i>And who plugged all these
bloody wires in?</i> <i>It--it doesn't even have arms!</i> <i>It's just a plunger
and a whisk!</i> <i>[stammers]
How did it--</i> <i>Why a World War One soldier?</i> <i>Why didn't the Bill Potts entity
just explain itself right away</i> <i>and clear everything up instead
of insisting she was real?</i> <i>Why undo the Doctor forgetting
Clara in the last five minutes</i> <i>of the last run
of the last episode</i> <i>of this incarnation
even being around?</i> <i>Why did Testimony pretend they
got away for a while</i> <i>and unfreeze time even though
they happily froze it again</i> <i>partway through the scene
with the Dalek?</i> <i>Why bring back this Dalek for,
like, a two-minute conversation</i> <i>that doesn't actually progress
its story or relationship</i> <i>with the Doctor at all
and imparts five seconds</i> <i>of exposition and yet spend half
the episode farting around</i> <i>on the planet getting to it?</i> <i>Why were there
no stakes whatsoever?</i> <i>And most importantly,</i> <i>what exactly was Steven Moffat
actually trying to do?</i> <i>Um, I think I figured out
the answer</i> <i>to that question,
at least.</i> <i>Remember "The End of Time,"</i> <i>the last special
with Russell T. Davies in charge</i> <i>and the last one
with David Tennant</i> <i>as the Doctor
where he saves the day</i> <i>and makes a heroic sacrifice
and then starts to regenerate?</i> <i>Remember how
the regeneration started</i> <i>and there was still, like,
20 minutes of the Doctor</i> <i>going around saying bye
to everyone,</i> <i>even old companions
who we hadn't seen</i> <i>for quite a while like Rose
and Martha,</i> <i>and we even find out
what they've been up to</i> <i>in the interim like that Martha
and Mickey got married,</i> <i>and all the memorable
alien creatures we met get</i> <i>to say goodbye and/or be hit</i> <i>by a hammer by him
one last time?</i> <i>I love that stuff.</i> <i>It was the end of both
the lead actor's</i> <i>and showrunner's tenure on
the series</i> <i>so they gave a proper send-off
to all the characters</i> <i>from that era of the show--
some recurring,</i> <i>others small
but memorable enough</i> <i>that it was great we got
to see them one last time.</i> <i>They even bring back Alonso.</i> <i>Alonso, the guy
from a Christmas special</i> <i>three years ago
who we didn't see again</i> <i>comes back to feature
in David Tennant's victory lap</i> <i>and that's just great.</i> <i>It got a little bit silly having
the dying Doctor say bye</i> <i>to everyone before
his heroic sacrifice</i> <i>actually kicked in,</i> <i>but it was kind of nice
to remember</i> <i>how good the story had been
overall until that point.</i> <i>It's a nice changing
of the guard moment</i> <i>since the old recurring cast
mostly goes away after</i> <i>this point along
with the lead actor</i> <i>and the producers
and lead writer went, too,</i> <i>so it's kind of cool that
this era of "Doctor Who" got</i> <i>to say goodbye to itself
in this big way.</i> <i>It's clear that Moffat sort of
wanted to do that for himself.</i> <i>Remember that with this
episode's invention of Testimony</i> <i>Moffat could have written in
a meeting</i> <i>with almost any character
he wanted ever</i> <i>because Testimony's literally
a database of every human</i> <i>who has ever died.</i> <i>Moffat could bring anyone back
to say bye to them,</i> <i>but then he discovered that
he hadn't created any characters</i> <i>worth going back to and finding
and reminding us about.</i> <i>This is a serious question.</i> <i>Who else from Moffat's episodes
for the last five years</i> <i>does anyone actually remember?</i> <i>Oh, yeah, I really missed
the sinister puddle,</i> <i>or all eight flavors</i> <i>of the new Dalek
gumdrop brigade.</i> <i>Just kidding.</i> <i>Everyone quietly tried</i> <i>to forget that redesign</i> <i>and even Moffat said
they were a mistake.</i> <i>All the memorable Moffat-written
characters I'd ever want</i> <i>to see again happened before
he was running it.</i> <i>So Moffat's opportunity
to say bye to all</i> <i>of his beloved characters
amounts to Clara,</i> <i>Nardole, Bill, the first Doctor,
and, what, this Dalek?</i> <i>Can't even say bye
to Emily Pond either</i> <i>because Karen Gillan's too busy
on "Jumanji"</i> <i>or "Guardians of the Galaxy"
or "Untitled Avengers Film."</i> <i>Now, I really did want
to answer the question</i> <i>of why Moffat would decide
to have this Dalek</i> <i>and this planet
in his last episode.</i> <i>Well, luckily I've tuned
my brain into the dunce</i> <i>who thinks
he's smart wavelength,</i> <i>so I know what Moffat
was trying here.</i> <i>The planet he goes to here
is called Villengard</i> <i>by the Doctor in a seemingly
throw-away line.</i> [12TH DOCTOR] The weapon
fortress of Villengard. <i>[HBOMB] That's actually
a place referred to</i> <i>in a similar throw-away
line previously</i> <i>in a part Moffat wrote
for season one back in 2005.</i> [NINTH DOCTOR] Sonic blaster,
51st century. Weapon factories of Villengard. <i>[HBOMB] In fact, I used that
scene in the "Sherlock" video</i> <i>as an example
of Moffat's good writing.</i> <i>It was a reference
to something cool</i> <i>the Doctor did that we never got
to see,</i> <i>and in retrospect,</i> <i>is a huge red flag
as to his major problems</i> <i>as a showrunner,</i> <i>but it's a kind of line</i> <i>that works in a show run</i> <i>like this season was,</i> <i>where the Doctor actually
does stuff</i> <i>and interacts with the story.</i> <i>So it's like Moffat's coming
full circle by having</i> <i>the Doctor go
in the last episode</i> <i>he's gonna write
to a place mentioned</i> <i>in the first episode he wrote.</i> <i>This is clever</i> <i>but in a very particular kind
of way.</i> <i>All it does is make
the few people</i> <i>who will even get the reference
feel clever</i> <i>and I remember
a time when "Doctor Who"</i> <i>had loftier goals than that.</i> <i>It's not a problem in itself
that he did it or anything.</i> <i>It's just indicative
of the structural flaws</i> <i>in his work that he put in
the effort of making references</i> <i>like this
to his own previous stories</i> <i>but not enough to write
a story that was good</i> <i>and worked on its own,
which I think is a flaw.</i> <i>Moffat is so sort on old
familiar faces</i> <i>from his run to say goodbye to
that it brings back that Dalek</i> <i>they ran around inside of
for an episode</i> <i>and had that scene I used
in the "Sherlock" video</i> <i>as an example
of really poor writing.</i> [DALEK] I am not a good Dalek. You are a good Dalek. <i>[12 DOCTOR] Because people
don't believe there could be</i> any such thing as a good Dalek. <i>[tense music]</i> [DALEK] I am not a good Dalek. You are a good Dalek. [HBOMB] It's so weird that
the last thing Steven Moffat is ever going to write
for "Doctor Who" features two of the best and worst things
of his writing that I singled out in a video
I made that got really popular shoehorned into each other. Like, is he calling me out? Has he--has he seen the video?
[stammers] Are you watching this now,
Steven? <i>Or did he really think everyone
was dying to see what happened</i> <i>to Rusty the Dalek?</i> <i>I hope you all recognize
the importance of the Dalek</i> <i>being called Rusty,
by the way.</i> <i>It's a name
from the Moffat school</i> <i>of "clever" references.</i> <i>It's a reference
to the previous showrunner,</i> <i>Rus. T. Davies.</i> <i>Rusty--
[exhales sharply]</i> <i>The Doctor spent that episode
inside the Dalek trying</i> <i>to save it from within.</i> <i>It's a clumsy metaphor
for how Moffat saw</i> <i>his own input on
the early series.</i> <i>He was running around loose
inside Rusty's machine</i> <i>making little adjustments</i> <i>and making it better
than it was,</i> <i>impacting it in some grand way.</i> <i>Bringing Rusty back here
is Moffat's way</i> <i>of tipping his hat
to the previous showrunner.</i> <i>It's a pity it takes up
a huge chunk of an episode</i> <i>in desperate need
of any actual stakes or plot.</i> [12TH DOCTOR] Oh,
it's not an evil plan. <i>[HBOMB] Imagine sitting in front
of your computer</i> <i>with the script for your final
"Doctor Who" episode</i> <i>and looking at a screen where
you have physically typed</i> <i>the words, "Oh."</i> <i>"It's not an evil plan."</i> <i>"This was all pointless."</i> <i>That's the place where I
would do a rewrite</i> <i>or hope that, like,
someone would stop me.</i> <i>Why didn't anybody stop him?</i> <i>And worst of all,</i> <i>this could actually have been</i> <i>some kind of neat pay off--</i> <i>an actual answer
to the questions raised</i> <i>in one of the earliest
Capaldi episodes,</i> <i>like, "Has the Doctor changed
as a person</i> <i>in the almost three full seasons
since these characters met?"</i> <i>"Has the Dalek changed?"</i> <i>"How is their relationship going
to develop?"</i> <i>This could be
a genuinely good bookend</i> <i>on this era of the Doctor
that I didn't even see coming.</i> <i>Like, maybe something Moffat
set up really did actually</i> <i>pay off satisfyingly
in a clever way</i> <i>with this Dalek coming back
and we see how much</i> <i>they've all changed,</i> <i>but time gets stopped
mid-conversation</i> <i>when he figures out who
Testimony is</i> <i>and the Dalek never gets
to finish the conversation</i> <i>and we just sort of leave.</i> <i>You know, for maybe,
like, 30 seconds,</i> <i>I actually believed that Moffat
had set up</i> <i>an arc for the Doctor that
was going to conclude here</i> <i>and we're gonna see all
the ways he's changed</i> <i>by how he deals now
with this Dalek</i> <i>and ha--and what conversation
are they gonna have,</i> <i>and wh--but then it just stops.</i> <i>I--it just--it just doesn't--
it just doesn't.</i> <i>I can't believe I let Moffat
trick me into thinking</i> <i>he was going to do
something smart even</i> <i>for a minute.
[exasperated sigh]</i> <i>I half expected Rusty
to actually be</i> <i>an imaginary invention
by the Doctor's sister</i> <i>to help remind him
of the best friend she killed</i> <i>and who he remembers as a dog.
No, just kidding.</i> <i>That would be far too stupid,
wouldn't it?</i> <i>God, even Testimony</i> <i>and the dead people
database thing</i> <i>is a reused idea
from a previous Moffat episode.</i> <i>The last two episodes
of season eight dealt</i> <i>with a database of the minds
of a bunch of people</i> <i>who died and been downloaded
into it,</i> <i>and they thought they lived
in an afterlife</i> <i>and fucking--when that episode
first came out,</i> <i>I thought that idea was trite</i> <i>and had been done before
by Moffat.</i> <i>It was a clear rip-off
of "Silence in the Library"</i> <i>and "Forest of the Dead,"</i> <i>two more episodes
he wrote featuring</i> <i>a giant library
that saves the minds</i> <i>and memories of dead people.</i> [WOMAN] It saved them. <i>[HBOMB] The longer
his run goes on,</i> <i>the more clear it becomes
that Moffat had about four</i> <i>really good ideas and kept going
back to them over and over.</i> <i>[upbeat music]</i> <i>♪ ♪</i> <i>So his finale's a wash along
with his run on the show,</i> <i>but at the very least,
it's over,</i> <i>and luckily since "Doctor Who"
is basically uncancelable,</i> <i>it can weather
his oncoming storm--</i> <i>did you get it?
That was a needless reference.</i> <i>I'm very clever--
and make it through</i> <i>to the other side
and still have</i> <i>a chance of being good
next time.</i> <i>That's kind of always been
the beauty of old "DW."</i> <i>You can have a bad episode
and then go somewhere else</i> <i>next time
and do something different</i> <i>and try again.</i> <i>I think it's kind of fantastic</i> <i>that we have "Doctor Who--"</i> <i>this huge,
long-running</i> <i>cultural institution.</i> <i>It's just lovely.</i> <i>So I think it's good
to be optimistic</i> <i>about the future of the show.</i> [JODIE] Hopefully.
Hopefully. [laughs]
Yeah, everyone's excited. As excited as I am. <i>[HBOMB] I really like Jodie
Whittaker as an actress</i> <i>although to be honest,</i> <i>I've loved almost all
of the actors in "Doctor Who."</i> <i>The acting hasn't really been
the problem</i> <i>since they got rid of that guy
with the rubbish hair</i> <i>people keep claiming is me
in the comments</i> <i>of YouTube videos
with him in them.</i> <i>I have some--shall we say--
mixed opinions</i> <i>about Chris Chibnall,</i> <i>the showrunner who's taking over
for Moffat.</i> <i>He's written some
pretty good stuff</i> <i>for "Doctor Who" before
and also he was</i> <i>the showrunner on "Torchwood,"
which is a shame,</i> <i>but he also recently created
and wrote most of "Broadchurch"</i> <i>which Whittaker
appeared in heavily</i> <i>and which also starred
David Tennant,</i> <i>which is either
definitive proof that</i> <i>the British television industry
is a small room</i> <i>with 12 people in it working
on five shows between them,</i> <i>or reassuring since
the lead writer probably</i> <i>has a good grasp
of his new lead's strengths.</i> <i>It's also a really good sign
that Chibnall is credited</i> <i>as the "Broadchurch" guy
in pieces talking</i> <i>about him taking over.</i> <i>"Broadchurch" was really
well-received in places</i> <i>and he's been able to step out
of the shadow of "Doctor Who"</i> <i>and develop himself
as a writer over the years.</i> <i>It's nice that they're not just
promoting in some guy</i> <i>who might have written a few
good episodes once</i> <i>but is untested
as a lead writer.</i> <i>Instead they're bringing
in someone with experience</i> <i>running a pretty
well-received show</i> <i>for three series.</i> <i>It's also probably really nice
for Chibnall's career</i> <i>that he's not remembered
as the "Torchwood" guy</i> <i>because I think we all want
to forget</i> <i>the Cyberwoman episode
he wrote where she's sexy</i> <i>and all decked out in rubber.</i> <i>S--so, you know,
overall,</i> <i>I--I'm positive about
the new lead writer.</i> <i>He's proven he--
[sighs]</i> <i>I mean, there's a chance he c--
he coul--I--</i> <i>The vice president
of BBC Worldwide says</i> <i>it's one of her
favorite episodes</i> <i>of "Torchwood's" first series,</i> <i>and that's a really
high watermark for qualit--</i> <i>I--I mean,
in terms of LGBT representation,</i> <i>"Torchwood" is on the whole
vastly superior</i> <i>to the main "Doctor Who"
series...</i> [CHRIS] Lots--lots of ideas just
tucked away in a document in case I don't know what
to write so-- <i>[HBOMB] Oh, that explains it!</i> <i>C--Chibnall is the one credited
with the decision</i> <i>to have a female Doctor
so his gender politics can't</i> <i>be completely bad--
[grunting]</i> <i>They beat the Cyberwoman
by spraying her</i> <i>with delicious sauce.</i> [JACK] Kind of barbecue sauce! <i>[HBOMB] So a pterodactyl
eats it.</i> <i>[stammers]</i> Oh, it's gonna be rubbish,
isn't it? <i>[uplifting music]</i> <i>♪ ♪</i> <i>♪ ♪</i> [video stuttering] [TARDIS whirring] [laughing] [video stuttering]
He mentions two bad Xmas specials but not the good ones that Moffat created
This guy has no arguments sometimes, when he recounts the plot near the start all he does is say it in a stupid way and uses a mocking voice.
When he mentioned Torchwood I was like:
Oh shit, I suppressed the memory of Torchwood. Literally the first episode after the pilot had a monster that kills people via sex. And when it made out with the female lead in a cell all the fucking piece of shit male characters watched it via cctv (while they already knew she fucking murdered through sex). A quasi lesbian scene was more important then the fucking characters acting sensibly.
That's when I stopped watching the shit show. No actually, my mother once wanted to watch a episode so we tuned in again to watch if the thing had gotten better. GUESS WHICH EPISODE. FUCKING SEXY CYBERWOMAN!
I loved everything about this episode EXCEPT his criticism of the Doctor not getting backstory on becoming a Professor at Bill's university.
Umm. Hbomb, don't know if you remember, but you praised Jeckell specifically for NOT outlining boring backstory (how he acquired his illness) and for staring in media res. A few episodes of the Doctor becoming a... lecturer? Do you think that's thrilling television?
Otherwise, a solid critique. I felt like #1 was sorely underused, Glass!Bill was just mad, yet more REMEMBER BETTER STUFF?!?!?! with the Brigadier's ancestor...
Hbomberguy comes from the side of the camp that blames Moffat for not getting a female doctor earlier, even though one of the main reasons this fandom hasn't collapsed in a fiery pit of fury is because Moffat turned the Master female and created one of the greatest characters in the show.
Can we get a CinemaSins for this?
Edit: interestingly, this comment was on +12 before the YouTuber in question linked his fans to this. Hmm.
This guy really annoys me sometimes. Like he started off doing videos on neo-nazis and stuff abd maybe because of that he does the hyper polarisation thing about everything, when most media is not as simple as being completley monstorous (like the views of the people he talks about). Like I don't love (I don't hate it either) sherlock but that video he did was awful: meandering, often off topic and overlong (which is ironic as he used that as a criticism of the show. And while his no mans sky video was funny it missed the point that people weren't angry about what the gane was but that it wasn't the game advertised.
And here he's just using his trademark smug twat personsa and presenting his opinions on episodes (in season 8 and 10) as facts and firgetting about facts about the show. He also complains about boring plots and then putches a really slow and dull sounding idea as a potential season. Also a lot of it is just nitpicking.
He also criticises the lack of memorable and important characters in the moffat ers forgetting: River Song
Vastra, Jenny and Strax
Me/ Ashildur
Missy
Danny Pink
Brian (Rory's Dad)
Any of the cast of The God Complex