Now,
why is this thing not working? What are you two fools
staring at? [shrieking] Ah, the bearded lady.
Excellent choice. Max, how could you? Reverse it. The Nose Hairalyzer
doesn't really have a reverse. I'll just shave it off. [buzzing] And that should do it.
Just like new. Now what? [shrieking] I thought you shaved it off. I did. It grew back. Good people of science, you have suffered
through enough duds. You deserve to see
true greatness. Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present- Uh, I'll take it from here,
Nora. [chuckles] Behold the Grow-Matic 2.0. Did I expand the tomato
or did I expand your mind? An invention like this could end
world hunger. Congratulations,
Nora Thunderman. You are this year's
science fair winner. Thank you so much. I'm just going
to hold this for her. [chuckles] You're home now, buddy.
You're home. Uh, shouldn't you turn that off? You got it, Hottie. Uh.
[chuckles] No problem here.
Just a little minor malfunction. [laughing] What did you guys do? Just taught you both a lesson. Yeah, don't mess with tomatoes. It's potty time. [chuckles] All right, time to charge up
my lemon blaster and get the plasma going. [beeping] Come on, baby.
Work for Maxie. Max, um, you're not going
to be happy about this, but there's something
I have to do. Uh, you know that's not
a working toilet, right? No, I mean, I- [motor running] Whoo hoo!
We'll be fully charged soon. Oh. Guess I'll hold it in. TMI, Phoebe.
In case you haven't noticed, I'm trying to launch the Max 10
into the stratosphere. Well, my math bowl is
more important. - Rocket is.
- Math bowl. - Rocket.
- Math bowl. - Rocket.
- Fine. Rocket. My baby.
I wanted to push that button. You still can.
It just won't do anything. Phoebe, what's the best way
to fight crime? Well, the Hero League manual
says- Wrong! The best way is to stop it
before it happens. I give you... the Crime Caster. It's a gadget that crunches
years of crime statistics through a state
of the art algorithm. Algorithm. Did you sleep last night? - No.
- Okay. Point is,
it predicts future crimes so we can use it
to catch criminals in the act. In the act. Sorry.
I really need a nap. Wow, that gadget sounds
unbelievable. As in, I am unable
to believe that it works. <i> It's crime time.</i> Looks like it's about
to prove you wrong. It says Hiddenville High
will be vandalized tonight, unless we're there to stop it. All right, fine, Max.
If this works, then we will put "gadgets"
on our Z-Force application. Max, no one's vandalized
the school yet? We've been here all night. Oh, so that's your newest skill, tell me how long
you've been doing stuff? Actually, no, it's calligraphy. "Max is bad at gadgets."
Oh, that's nice. Can I see it? - Sure.
- I'm not bad at gadgets. Face it, Max,
your Crime Caster's a dud. But don't worry,
we're still in good shape. I've got plenty
of special skills for the both of us. What's that supposed to mean? It means our application
is loaded with great stuff. Yeah, with your stuff. Max, it's our stuff.
We're a team. Now let's go home
and add pep talks to my list of special skills. Too bad throwing garbage away
isn't a skill. [thudding] Dang it. [thudding] Dang it. Come on. Oh, man, it didn't work. You guys just made
the room really big. Yep, still, Billy. I finally used my super speed
to win a race. I don't want to go back
to hiding my powers. Sorry, buddy,
but if Dad found out Phoebe and I used
the Animalizer, he turned us into rats. Cool. Then we can race, and I could kick
your little rat butts. All right,
I'm glad you had your fun, but it's over now. Not for me. See ya, suckers. - Billy?
- Billy? Billy! I'm not worried.
I like teaching. I'm totally going
to ace this evalu- [thudding] Phoebe, I think Dad found
my Sleepy Sandwiches and brought 'em for lunch. [snoring] Yep, he found 'em. Wake him up, Max. I can't.
And if I'm being honest, I'm fighting the urge to draw
a mustache on his face. I've got to do something.
He's about to get evaluated by Bradford.
He could lose his job. But then we'll get a new sub and that D will drop
off your record. [sighing] No, Max, not this time.
I'm a superhero and, superheroes always rise
to the challenge. Well, this supervillain has
a legendary prank to pull. See ya. Come on, Max. Not even the most evil
supervillain sacrifices his own father
for a stupid high school stunt. But I need it
for Max Thunderman Day. Fine. I'll help. Okay, he's ready. He looks bananas. At least you can't tell
he's asleep. [farting] [thudding] My childhood is officially over. Please let me melt their brains. Melt away. Oh, my gosh, like,
what just happened? Dude, I'm freaking out.
Where am I? It worked. You're in Hiddenville now,
but just for the night. Road trip. Nice. Uh, yeah. You guys have
this whole house to yourself. And get this, no parents. Ah! Totally rad. Max, thanks to Mom
Winnie's never going to invite me
to another party again. And Dad's about
to expose our secret. That you have athlete's foot? I'm talking about... that secret. We need to turn mom
and dad back into grown ups so they can end this party now. Definitely. Right after Oyster
and I play our last song. All right, let's end this party. Where's your Brain Melt? - Downstairs charging.
- Great. But it needs four more hours. Not great. We don't have four hours. Wait. The story
of mom and dad's first kiss. Are you trying to make
this bad night even worse? I'm trying to save it. Mom and dad's first kiss was
electric. We could use it to supercharge
the Brain Melt 3000. Can't we just stick
a lightning rod to it and hope for the best? Come on. It's just one kiss. We just got
to get them together. It shouldn't be too hard. We doing this? Uh. As if. [groaning] If you won't end your pranks,
then I will. Oh, are these
all your little prank buttons? Phoebe, just step away
from my desk, all right? Ooh, am I getting warmer?
What's this big red button? This looks important. Do not press that. So you don't want me
to press the big red button? Okay. Oops. [thudding] You just pushed
the self-destruct button? Yeah, right. <i> You just pushed
the self-destruct button.</i> <i> Lair will self-destruct
in ten minutes.</i> Ooh, fancy light show
and talking computer. Someone spent
their whole allowance on a prank. No, Phoebe.
My prank was not pranking you and just watching
you break down, which was really fun until now. Oh, please. If this place were
really self-destructing, Dr. Colosso would be
freaking out. I'm freaking out. AH! AH! Pretending.
I'll show dad who's pretending. [shrieking] Max, what are you doing here? I thought you were out
ghost hunting. I am.
My ghost zapper is detecting extreme ghost activity
at this party. Hoping it'll lead me right...
to... [beeping] Miles. Drive the bus. Ah-ah.
Drive the bus. Ah-ah. Drive the bus. [beeping] Wait a minute.
Miles isn't the only ghost here. The hunt continues. I can't find
the [unintelligible] button. Whoa. Stupid Colosso, why'd you have
to buy me this gold pinkie ring? The circle symbolizes
the eternity of our friendship. [beeping] Oh, Dark Mayhem.
Sir, it is an honor to meet you. Oh, really? Because I'm not honored
to meet you, Thunder Turd. You gave away the top secret
location of the Villain League. Yes. That was a tiny bump
in the evil road, but, hey, I am on my A game now. Are you stuck to a magnet? Technically,
it's a gold attracting magnet. - It's one of a kind.
- Technically, you're an idiot. But occasionally you show
true evil potential, so I'm going to give you
a second chance to prove
you're Villain League material. You will?
I mean, of course you will cause Maxie T. is
one bad mamma jamma. [snapping] I want you to keep a record
of all your evil doings. You mean like a evil diary? - Diary?
- Uh, a journal, a memoir? Oh, chronicle. I'll allow it. Now go spread mayhem
and take off that pinky ring. It's weird. Stay cool, Colosso.
It's just a giant carrot. There's no reason to...
let me at it! Wow, that's... that's actually
pretty impressive. Of course. What'd you think
I was going to do, make some lame model volcano? Ha! "Model volcano". That's the stupidest...
Coming, Billy. Still a few kinks to work out. Hey, I'm not picky.
Just sop it up and squeegee it into my mouth. All right. The Evilidiom needs
a few hours to charge the patch, but once it's fully powered, it'll squash all
the good instincts Mom and Dad keeps saying
are in here somewhere. And now we wait. Oh. Hey, look what I found...
in my own room. I love eye patches. And I love that we're bonding. You are gonna look great in your new villain uniform,
Maxi. Are there enemies invading
your bunker? Uh, yes. You go guard pirate rock
and I'll go guard pirate slide. Get out me secret bunker,
ya scallywag. What are you doing in here,
dorcas? Hey, nothing weird. [squawking] The bird can stay.
You have to go. Sorry. It's just
I've tried everything with Link's little brother.
And believe it or not, he finds me a little boring. - A little?
- Buh-buh-buh. So I told him that this was
my secret bunker and all of your gadgets were
hidden treasure. And he bought that? Yeah. And look how much fun
he's having wearing that eye patch. [gasping]
My evil eye patch? You mean that harmless little
thing on his head that's glowing
an ominous red color? - That's new.
- Uh-huh. So is this. You used my Brainwash XL to turn everyone
into your besties? That's right. And after I hook it up
to your satellite on the roof, I'll use it on all
of Hiddenville. [giggling] Why can't you just make friends
the normal way? I try, but no matter how sweet
I am, they refuse to worship me. Huh? Who'd have thought
a child of superheroes could become a supervillain?
Oh, right. It's me. Just be glad I didn't turn you
into gingerbread cookies like I did to my parents. [giggling]
They live there now. Let us out of here, princess. No! Off to brainwash the town. You realize what this means,
Billy? You know I don't, Nora. We're home alone
for the first time. We can do whatever we want. Light 'er up! Whoo hoo! Take that old wooden bridge!
