100 Shots Drunk vs 100 Shots Sober

today we're stealing a concept of paul gascoigne and combining a kickabout with a bottle of vodka we'll be taking 100 shots at goal and then having some units of alcohol taking another 100 shots and seeing how it affects her 100 shots will be split into four sections like so starting off with 20 penalties from the uh penalty spot should we have a shot to start us off no i'm [ __ ] at penalty i'm [ __ ] out of all of it harry the guernsey goal scorer [Music] i will i'm 25 and i dedicate all of these penalties to number 10 clothing yeah see i don't think you want though chris md better than most premier league footballers or penalties oh god it's full of it anime it's awful i think you give off notice over the years that my little friends is fraud hi come on stephen yeah i think we're on the same team for this though you know this isn't against each other i feel like if you scored your first you wouldn't have said that [Music] oh [Music] [Music] there's no way it's free for this the simulation's gotta cover then soon oh no oh oh you're [ __ ] too much power in those thighs i'm struggling to believe there are better thighs in the human race all slightly [Music] [Laughter] at least we get a shot of the thighs again next we have 40 shots from outside the box next we have 40 shots from outside the box can be off the ground out your hands whatever you fancy is the d in the box oh sorry [Laughter] something special please big lad oh well yeah that shot went off target so i'm more suited to endurance sports as circle dna showed me the other day oh my god to enjoy this 25 minute video technically what i'm saying is correct i recently took the world's most comprehensive dna test to provide me with information about my genes in relation to diet sports and fitness disease risks and more due to this i was able to find out my genetic alcohol sensitivity before this video which means that despite being a smaller than average man i should be able to hold my own now this is actually legitimate circle dna boasts 99.9 analytical accuracy and all in all they provide you with 500 different reports across 20 different categories these can help you with certain lifestyle choices such as tweaking your diet to avoid certain foods you're intolerant to focusing on practicing sports that you're going to get the best results in or making efforts to bring down your risk of diseases how it works is you order a kit take your swab send off your kit then wait for your results to be delivered directly to your app mine came back the other day caffeine sensitivity is normal that is a colossal w what i do really like about this is it gives a scientific breakdown of each one so if you want to know a bit more about it how they know about it it provides all the references literally right in the category that you're looking at so my optimal sports and training type are low power high endurance and low strength essentially confirming me is the modern day scott parker moving on to disease risks this can basically flag up any diseases that you have elevated risks of and also tell you what you can do to sort of help cope with them there's a range of other diseases types of cancer that you can check for your risks of at the same time these reports are just a reference do not replace any visits to a medical professional with these reports i also have a moderate risk for stress induced obesity please like the video if you would like to get a test kit for yourself check out circle dna with the link in the description below you only have to do one test for your entire lifetime thank you so much to circle dna sponsoring the video do we have five each of this you must be right cheers chris oh my oh god he grew up on rondon chris you're only hoping i think oh oh do your job don't do it oh my god [Music] you haven't played much football in your life have you ever this one's going to be a power shot dedicated to granite jacker i bet this one's going in [Music] it's not that good at football realistically pure trent oh pathetic oh no that's pathetic isn't it you know we take it we actually take it we take it we're gonna get this it's fine i'm warming up come on yeah guys i'm feeling it now i'm looking at it i go from here oh [ __ ] off stephen this one goes out to uh rocket santa cruz when will it end robbie time calls for a knuckle ball bro it's not going to happen like packing that's not a confidence i was like come on just get over dammit please nice well the fans are worshiping him and you can understand why he is a god of the game [Music] i think we've had all of our attempts on this oh have we have one more harry have one more the god of the game shot 61 to 80 will be hit first time after we've had to react to the ball being thrown from behind us [Music] [Music] i reckon there's about a five percent chance of that going in even at that point big high one all right cool right how is that gonna help us anyone [Music] lebron james oh no it's a shame isn't it when you see a once great youtuber fall to pieces i just realized these boots were too brightly colored for this pitch it's not working is this a better or worse performance than the last video i'd say it's worse by some way finally to complete 100 shots goalkeeper john will roll balls out to us along this carpet which we have to hit first time who hasn't been first yet on the challenge uh will or stephen stephen as always i would like to uh dedicate this to number 10 clothing oh god my lawyers will be in touch we'll get out the way the camera for this one please oh hell should we attach it to this right do this right oh god how is he still missed get out sorry guess give us a sign mixed salad oh you lost your dog you proud of yourself i'll offer that one in the edit i feel like he's doing the best which is worrying about he's smashing it i've got no idea where it's going to go every time toby might be a mover don't try it oh chris save us lad for queen and country [Music] the queen and country line they leave a lot to be desired at this moment in time the three of them come on stephen we need this we really need this bang oh muddy [ __ ] oh god [Laughter] that's the end of the challenge i miss them a lot today [Music] i know i miss him too we've scored so many goals that we've lost count so we're gonna have to find out in the voice over afterwards it's around 15 to 20 anyway okay speaking of rounds so that display left us with 16 goals and a strong sense of fear for the second half of the video john would you like a corona take two actually all right so we're gonna go with five units here there's only four yeah yes you're not first your last one stephen menu on the vodka yes little truth or dare as well qr codes so if things get really interesting then we can use them fingers crossed so alcohol wise stephen and i had elected to do five shots of vodka whilst wilt and harry went for three cans of ipa it's a bit depressing these are quite big shot glasses so we're not going the full distance cheers to glory days of the w2s channel yes yeah [Music] oh no no would you mind getting it for me oh my god willis texting your therapist i'm not going to get a shot on target but here's one yeah it's funny it just clouded over as we started drinking alone in a field [ __ ] gun that's just smacked me in the face despite not handing out any more dna tests we were soon provided with strong evidence that one of us did not have a normal sensitivity to indian pale ales for a week can i try and hit lenny can i oh that's terrific have a banana please oh it's just a lot of gasps anyway stephen give us a spoon it's not staying down you're gonna die here will okay surely sunday league pitchers have seen this type of thing before all right first of the 100 shots after consuming units of alcohol [Music] it's funny will's totally sober at this point oh come on have a shot bro i have another one no well give it give it give it five minutes i'm sorry dad another packet of crisps i am battered i am battered you're watching this one yeah you go it's gone right oh my god no oh no i didn't want to see that it's his arse cheeks though you can tell which way he's going from his arms has he had a dream he doesn't look like he's now he's now he's optimum they're operating i can't speak i'm so drunk it's kind of hints you know actually you've just noticed wow what's the thighs for the last night don't stop talking about how hench i am guys it's embarrassing let's give you some atmosphere okay [Laughter] [Applause] if you like we cut those quotes i'm gonna mix these hacks and poses [Laughter] on the backside get me oh [Applause] [Music] we wanted to see the power where'd you want it there bottom right bottom left right okay that's my favorite place you're like five times better it's so bad for my life though because i can't be living like this god stephen come on come on stevo you've not set it up such a hole right now i can relate to it though let's move on to the next challenge i'm going to go for a piss yeah same same i'll race ya [Laughter] oh he's got me i don't like your point the penalties are fun this is just this shut up and zombie ass i'm impressed you just don't run out of these stupid naughty things this is just pure israeli talent with yossi bennett oh come on oh well don't do it come here that's what i wanted there's one too much [ __ ] here let me be sick on you harry throw it for us please you'll throw it up [Music] pathetic mate just a little bit there you go give me a little straggler back to the table [Music] i was raised on faisal manji [Laughter] do you want to throw ball well yeah raise the mood up [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] how many chances do you think you're gonna get to be a [ __ ] will stephen please no let me let me set this for you [Music] proper proper mood killer this [Music] i'm just annoyed i went in you know thanks just doing my job what do we do next um over the head over the head yes my favorite challenge tell you what i feel quite sick again his thighs are [ __ ] they are huge aren't they they are i've already walked just [ __ ] you think they'd feel that god [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] so this is a situation we need one more goal and we've beaten the first half of this video well what happens if we beat the first half of the video though uh it's another bottle of water fancy will to get this because he's throwing up all his drinks yeah i know what you mean i've thrown you a bone and given you all the good [Laughter] you know i think it's the cold more than the alcohol it's really cold we have for the year three come on harry save the video oh my god what the hell was that harry i'm gonna score this last one please last shot of the video here we go i can take one if you want i don't mind it i think we have to give oh so after today's revolutionary experiment don't be surprised to see drinks breaks return to all top leagues very soon you know i'm something of a scientist myself

Channel: ChrisMD

Views: 7,042,847

Keywords: football, chrismd, stephen tries, w2s, sidemen, willne

Id: 61h8U8Aac0Y

Length: 19min 44sec (1184 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 23 2022