10 Ways To Cook Ramen Noodles In Prison

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what's going on everybody welcome to after prison show and in this video we're gonna be doing some prison cooking we got ten ramen noodles sit in front of us right now so that could only mean one thing we're gonna be cooking up each one of these ten individual ramen noodles in a completely different way to showcase ten of about 1 million different ways that you can prepare a ramen noodle while in prison you know when you think about just how many different ways that you could prepare a ramen noodle while locked up I mean there's eight a lot of different ways damn there sure are eight a lot of options but in this video I've only chosen 10 different ways that you can prepare these ramen noodles and each one of the ways that I've chosen for this video I've done so for a specific reason whether it's an interesting way to prepare a ramen noodle maybe a way that you never even imagined that you could maybe it's got a crazy name or maybe it's a means of survival so again I've carefully selected the 10 different ways that I'm going to show you how to prepare ramen noodles while in prison and I do hope that you enjoy with all that being mentioned let's go ahead and dive into the very first way that I'm going to show you how to prepare ramen noodles in prison we don't need all 10 of these we only need one and this very first way that I'm going to show you it's called fried noodles so the first thing that we need to do when preparing our fried noodles is of course crush up these noodles inside of this bag so we've got our ramen noodle crushed up and we've actually moved into the kitchen now and in order to fry this ramen noodle we're gonna need to put this in some sort of a bag and we've got that right here with this popcorn bag so we're going to open up this ramen noodle put this inside of this popcorn bag and then we're gonna stick this in the microwave and we're gonna nuke this always make sure to take the seasoning pack out on unless you really want to light your entire house on fire now we're gonna fold the end of this up we're gonna kind of kind of spread that soup out inside of this bag and we're gonna cook this for about one minute but you have to be very careful while cooking this because if you let it cook for too long you're gonna burn this soup and you're gonna know it too because it's gonna be completely filled with smoke and it's gonna smell like the entire house is on fire the fire department might show up you might think you're getting swatted you might have no idea what's going on have a panic and anxiety attack at the very same time so it is really important that you keep an eye on that soup while it's getting nuked soup getting nuked Cody wait you right there filming Cody the audio tunes will just shake it up a little bit put it right back in the microwave because we know it's gonna take a little while clear so with the soup in the microwave for the second time we're gonna not let it cook as long maybe 30 seconds at a time maybe 40 if we're feeling a little I gotta use a different word if we're feeling a little brave that was a little longer than 30 seconds we weren't feeling brave all right let's go ahead and look at this now be very careful because this is gonna be smoking hot I don't know if you can see the steam coming off of this it's not cooked enough yet back in the microwave clear now what we're trying to do is we're trying to cook these noodles until they're like a nice toasty looking Brown you don't want them to brown or too dark because that would mean that you burnt the noodles and then all this is for nothing because there's nothing worse I can assure you that eating apart ramen new if you burn ramen noodles you really need to take some cooking classes I mean how hard is it the cooking damn raba doing back in the microwave we won't hit clear this time we'll just hit start because we got 32 seconds left on the microwave we've got a line of people behind us just imagine if we were in prison doing this when you see a guy at a microwave frying ramen noodles and you're sitting back there you're just trying to heat up your one single noodle and there's three guys in front of you waiting to do the same damn thing you might as well bring a book with you to the microwave cuz you're gonna be there for a while or Snickers if you can find one and you didn't find it on your pillow maybe you got from commissary I don't know all right carefully opening it this is super hot oh yeah now if you can look inside that bag Cody I don't want you to burn the lens or anything can you see it see that nice toasty Brown we're not done yeah we're feeling a little brave still we're gonna get these just a little more Brown this will be the last time this will be in the microwave we'll only do it for 30 seconds we need to move on to the next step of this frying the soup operation we're about to do that right now we got to hurry we only have 30 seconds to do this we're gonna put our seasoning back in here la-da-da I'm gonna put just a little bit of water that's all the water we want right there leave that right there hey yo you've done the microwave yet you're bending the microwave you're better than three O's look at one single rod noodle I'm done man it's your the microwave yours look at that so we've stirred up our seasoning pack with just that little bit of water and now it's time for the magic you're ready you can hear those noodles are already sizzling in that water go ahead and cover that up and that thing's gonna cook so fast it's almost like a chemical reaction you put those hot toasty noodles in that water with that seasoning pack in there and that suckers just gonna start to swell it on up let's get a look at that right there we cooked this for about two or three minutes again when you fry these noodles you don't have to cook them that long you can cook them longer but this right here is the start of how you make Chinese food in prison let's go ahead and have a bite see what this tastes like that's so good right there Koda call the police tomorrow I'm ready go back to jail so go ahead and move on to the next way we're gonna prepare us some prison ramen noodles Cuddy waiting to tell me I'll ramen noodles stuck to my face I could feel it you know when I was locked up I told myself that once released I would never eat another one of these again I sometimes try to think how many ramen noodles I probably ate over the course of the seven years that I was locked up for and I got to assure you was probably like ten thousand ten thousand ramen noodles maybe I'm a little off but it sounds pretty close the next way that we're gonna prepare us a ramen noodle like we would do while locked up is we're gonna prepare this dry but Jo why would you eat a dry ramen noodle well I got to assure you there's a lot of guys while locked up myself included who would do this now when it comes to exactly why guys while locked up we'll eat these dried maybe it's a quick and convenient snack maybe it makes it taste just a little bit different then those cooked ramen noodles that you make every single day I mean to be honest with you eating dry ramen noodles it's almost like eating chips can I go except they don't really taste like chips but you kind of think of them as such crush up one single bag around the noodles let's go ahead and open that up carefully careful not to tear the bag because if you tear this bag anyway but the right way and you go down the seam or it tears somewhere in the front it's gonna mess up the entire experience of eating a dry ramen noodle ain't nothing like chuddy ramen noodles out of a bag just staring straight down the middle and he got dry ramen noodles falling all out between your fingers it's just not a good experience let's go ahead and take out that seasoning pack we don't want to add too much seasoning to this just a little that's way too much Jo way too much yeah I got watch your blood pressure Jo so with a little bit of seasoning added to this really carefully oh I'm just shaking up a ramen noodle but with the contents mixed up correctly enjoy yeah that tastes nothing like chips at all in fact that's so dry my mouth feels like the Savannah desert or is it the Sahara dry ramen noodles not the best way to eat them but hey if you ain't got no water for whatever reason maybe you're in a dry cell maybe the waters been cut off because they're about to do a shakedown usually a telltale sign that a shakedown is coming when you can't flush the toilet or get any water out of your sink but if you find yourself locked up in a situation where for whatever reason you have no running water and you just can't resist the urge to enjoy yourself a ramen noodle that you're probably in 10,000 of throughout the entire course of time you're locked up or dry might be the way you got to go I had to come out of the hoody my blood pressure is already through the roof and we are only on the third different way that you can prepare ramen noodles while locked up so with this third way to go ahead and use the ramen noodle that we had from the second way because I don't want to waste any but this way we've talked about many times you're gonna have to for the show and this is what is referred to as the butt butterball naked ramen noodle oh this will consist of is that crushed-up ramen noodle and a bowl with some water in it ramen noodle with this seasoning pack add water let's go ahead and take our bowl with our water in the microwave I think we're gonna put this on nine minutes you can't even hit nine there is no Express cook nine let's go ahead and put it on six minutes so we've got this water heating up inside of the microwave right now and there's a few things that I want to tell you in relation to eating a butt-naked soup one anytime that you're in prison you're waiting on the microwave you're gonna see it all the time guys will be in that microwave cooking them either a butt-naked soup or soup just like a few of the ways we've got coming up in this video and they will be taking so long in that microwave just to cook them one single grandma noodle soup you're gonna have a person pizza you could have a prison birthday cake that you're trying to hurry up and cook so that it rises and it doesn't fall apart and you've got this guy in the microwave ahead of you taking 25 minutes to cook one single ramen noodle damn soup so we've let our butt-naked soup cook for about five minutes now and it's done it's ready to be eaten this is just your basic ramen noodle I mean it doesn't get any easier than this this is just you cooking around the noodle in the microwave with some water but in prison I have to assure you this right here this right here has probably one of the most unique names for a prison meal wat walked up as it's often times referred to as a butt-naked hot water so the next way that I'm going to show you how to prepare ramen noodles in prison is oftentimes referred to as a cookie now the crazy thing about a lot of these recipes that I'm showing you and a lot of these names and a lot of these different ways that you can prepare these ramen noodles here in some cases doesn't have anything to do with any extra ingredients it's more so just based on how the ramen noodle is actually cooked but in order to prepare this ramen noodle cookie what we need to do is we've got our Tupperware bowls we've got a little bit of water in it now the water is absolutely critical for the ramen noodle cookie you don't want too much water in this we're gonna go and take this bowl with this water in it throw this in the microwave and we're gonna Duke it while we wait on that water to start boiling we're to crush up the ramen noodle just as we've done with everything that we've prepared thus far now when crushing up the ramen noodle for the cookie you really want to try to crush up the running noodle to the best of your ability meaning that you don't need any big chunks inside the bag now what we're also going to do is we're going to open it up after we crushed it up we're gonna put about half of the seeds in the pouch inside the ramen noodles mix all that up together it don't take 20 minutes to bozeman I need the microwave not a fight take place behind that microwave water's boiling go ahead and take them out we're gonna go ahead and add our ramen noodles to that so we had just barely enough water to cover the ramen do it we didn't even want to cover it we don't want there to be any extra water in this bowl now what we're gonna do take our spoon make sure all those ramen noodles get just a little wet you guys are gonna be really impressed with this one first time I saw this I was like what the hell was that guy eating is he you know a rice paddy Oh what do you call them take a rice cookie that's what's kind of kind of look like what it's done okay with most of our water out of the bowl there's not any extra water in there really now we're going back in the microwave in any time you're in line waiting on the microwave and you're behind a guy who's making him run on the noodle cookie let me just tell you you're better off trying to go get some water out of the sink to heat up your food because this again he's gonna be in this microwave for a while this takes quite a few trips in the microwave I want to stir in a lot of flipping I mean it's almost like making a pancake in the damn microwave even though that's really not a good way to explain it because a pancake you can cook that relatively quickly I can't emphasize to you enough that there is not much more aggravating than waiting on a line to a microwave while in prison you got the phone you're gonna wait in line for you got the shower you can wait in line for the toilet you can wait in line for but I'm telling you the microwave when a man is hungry while he's locked up and all he's trying to do is just eat up his food and you got four dads in front of you all trying to make them a ramen noodle cookie my gosh my not getting the microwave till tomorrow and they be watching a food while they locked up to anyone let nobody get one of them today Michael hey I got the microwave man you your neck after than three people who are hitting you all right just think really starting to take shape now so what you can see is you can see how it's starting to look at that it's almost like a solid shape right there oh oh is that a cookie it's not yet I need seven more minutes of my I gotta make sure this thing will fall apart you'll have guys in prison who would treat these microwave like they belong to them like if they Cadillac out there on the street of some maybe shot at the chrome on it they let me sign these ribs on a can let his mama taking it home when I leave state struck the pure definition of the term meaning they while locked up you believe everything in prison belongs to you when really it does not it belongs to the state there she goes see that look at that sucker right there whoo that's hot late a little cookie with I made a ramen noodle cookie we're gonna think is bouncing around the bowl right there I don't even know what to say about this again the first time I saw this I was like wait how did you turn how did you do that hey you make a ramen noodle do that oh my god wah bah ha I mean what you think it ever in there Cody is that not impressive is that not like a work of science we put glue on this we didn't put we put tape on this we didn't there's nothing holding this together besides of water and a seasoning pack I mean you saw a deer this literally belongs in like the Smithsonian to be honest with you this they should be building spaceships out of ramen noodles ramen noodle cookie you've seen it here first gonna have to prison show how many punchy to crunchy and chew the next way to prepare ramen noodle in prison is referred to the hungry man or extra water in fact there's nothing special about this next way that we're preparing this ramen noodle aside from the fact that there is one extra ingredients more water now the reason you guys will make ramen noodles this way while locked up is let's just say for example all you have is one single ramen noodle well what kind of fills you up locked up or anywhere when you're starving drinking lots of water and that's something that guys will do when locked up when dealing with hunger pains maybe they don't even maybe they're in the hole like I was eating toothpaste and drinking cups it happens though and again this way that we're gonna prepare this ramen noodle is referred to as extra water aka the hungry man that's a whole lot of water for one single ramen noodle but when you're starving it might not be enough go ahead and cook this for 13 minutes 13 minutes later or water still isn't even boiling yet I'm kidding it was only in there for like 6 minutes go ahead and add our ramen noodle to the water put that seasoning pack in there stir that sucker up there's so much water just doesn't do this one soup any justice with that stirred up let's go ahead and put the top on hopefully don't blow the top off we weren't filming when we blew the top off I can't remember which one it was that we were doing but it was so hot we put the top on the thing expanded in it blew up scared me to death I almost had a heart attack almost wasn't here to fill in the rest of this video go ahead and let that cook Co to get a good look at that right there I mean look at the gun look at just the difference between the noodles right there and the amount of water when you're in prison and you are starving you don't have virtually anything in your locker maybe two three soups at the most you're gonna reserve and keep those soups for when you are the hungriest and when you're hungry you're gonna make just what we're making right here a hungry man extra water ramen noodles the next way that I want to show you how to prepare ramen noodles while locked up this is a way that we did a very long time ago here on after Cruz's show and this is a way that has a pretty crazy name as well this way is referred to as doodoo balls like why would anybody want to eat anything with a name doodoo balls but I have to tell you this is a really tasty treat that you can make while locked up now with every way that we've made these noodles here in this video we haven't been adding too much extra to these however I did want to include this way in this video because this is just a really unique way to prepare you some good old ramen first thing we got to do is we got a shut those were manures with our noodles legs crushed up let's go ahead and open the bag remove the seasoning pouch we are not going to need that for this meal we are however going to need our popcorn bag again put our ramen noodles inside that popcorn bag we're going to do the same thing that we did when we were frying the noodles we're going to fry the noodles put those in there for one minute let's get the other ingredients that we're gonna need a lot of people would refer to this as a cabinet however we refer to this as Joe's prison locker because everything up here for the most part it's zum-zum some way of Wan's your boy full up when it comes to the prison block I mean I'm doing I am proof I've really Han got a peanut butter we're gonna need that what else we're gonna need you looking for man I need big commissary get out of my locker stop being nosy now to get your heart free shake them up put it right back in the microwave for another minute but we're only gonna go for about 30 seconds or 45 we're also going to need us one single pink sugar or artificial sweetener sweet and one single pack of oatmeal maple and brown sugar very important to this recipe 30 seconds later back in the microwave for another 30 seconds my microwave clean if I want to that'll do it we don't want to over cook oh yeah that's a nice golden color write it down go ahead and dump that into a bowl don't suck us off smoking you throw that on somebody's face right there oh my god dick on the crime actually if I usually say nothing of a screaming a little bit of peanut butter that's one scoop let's go ahead put us one more scoop in there just like so now we got to melt that so we're going to throw that back in the microwave for about 30 seconds all right we got a peanut butter melted look at that melted peanut butter right there that's some melted peanut butter goodness all right gotta move fast single sweet and low let's go ahead and throw that on there just like so single oatmeal pouch just go ahead throw that in there just like so cover up make sure she's nice and tight so you can see we're spinning this in a circular motion anytime you're locked up and you see this for the very first time a guy sitting there with a bowl and he's just spitting it right there in your face in a circular motion you're gonna think you're about to have some problems but just remember if you ever see it there's a good possibility he's only make a dude balls then again on the other hand now you can see the circular motion has started to make the doodoo balls you see those things right there those another thing that belongs in the Smithsonian these are so good if you've never tried it before I highly encourage you to do so and again with more peanut butter you'll make more do two bowls as you can see we only got us a few do two balls in there just a few the next way that I want to show you how guys prepare ramen noodles while locked up this one is super interesting now what we're going to be doing while preparing this ramen noodle and the reason we're doing this is it so that we can eat this this is actually for something else entirely but just like all of these other ones we're gonna go ahead and crush up this ramen noodle open up the bag take out the seasoning pouch we need that because we're not eating this and we're gonna also use our popcorn bag one last run through our noodle in our bag and this time we're gonna fry these to the point that they burn and there's a very important reason why guys will burn ramen noodles while locked up and the reason for that is because when they do this whenever you smell some burnt super burn ramen noodles while you're serving time that can only mean one of two things one this game never been locked up before I had no idea how to cook rub it on me cuz I will burn ramen noodle Oh an accident or two the more likely reason guys will burn these rum noodles in an effort to cover up the smell of smoke because you see anytime guys are smoking inside of the housing units it's gonna be hard to cover up and mask that smell they may use baby powder they may try to blow the smoke down the toilet because these toilets have that extra high-velocity suction or they'll burn them some ramen noodles because I got to assure there ain't nothing that you're gonna smell overtop of some burnt soup coming out with microwave how do you get the fire extinguisher on hand because these things will catch on fire now you notice we're not even checking on these new we don't even care in fact the only way that we're gonna know when these noodles are done is when we begin to smell and believe they've been in there for about three minutes right now we bout to be smelling these things any minute now you smell it here comes oh it's about to get bad okay they're smoking oh my god look at the microwave look at the microwave oh Jesus oh my God look at that that right there folks is how you cover up the smell of smoke while you're locked up with a ramen noodle we gotta get this outside immediately we got a problem on our hands look at the smoke I mean it's like yellow oh Jesus the fire alarms about to go off god it stinks huh I don't know where the safe place to put this down because I don't want this van to catch on fire you can already see where I was already smoking and can you see that I mean it really was it was getting in there I won't open safe in here yeah if that was on fire we'd be dead by now because a fire alarm didn't go off moving on however run to the next way so we're going to prepare ramen noodles and this is what is referred to as a bag burrito just like so many other things that we made in this video with the preparation of these soups it's all in the preparation no extra ingredients just a ramen noodle that we're about to crush up some water and the seasoning now when crushing up the ramen noodles for the bag burrito you want to be very careful not to puncture the bag because we're going to be preparing this ramen noodle burrito inside of this bag in fact that's why they call it a bag burrito we're gonna take us a little bit of water just a little bit my microwave is probably like why are you doing this to me today I have been running non-stop for three hours while you've been filming we'll put this on for about two minutes go ahead and open up her bag take our seasoning pouch out add a little bit of seasoning to this just a little bit shake your rolling up okay we're taking our water out of the microwave you can see the steam coming off of it that's super hot and what we're going to do is we're just going to add a little bit of water to this not a lot but just a little bit you got to be very careful when doing this too because this bag is no type of protection from how hot that water is any more water Durer oh god that's hot oh my god burning my fingertips okay what we want to do now is we want to roll this sucker up just like so maker nice and tight nice and tight and then we're gonna let that sit right there for about five or ten minutes you can see we're losing a little bit of leakage right there but that's okay so we'll let that sit for about five or ten minutes and then we'll see what we got this little log we made that there folks is what we call the bag burrito you think gonna want to eat this side first because we can see we got a lot of seasoning right there you know sometimes you ain't gonna have a lot to work with yeah it's all gonna be in the preparation I can't emphasize that enough different shapes different textures different amounts of water sometimes no water sometimes fires there's a lot of things you can do with one single ramen noodle we're down to the final two ways to prepare ramen noodles that I'm gonna be showing you about in this video and this next way is a really interesting way as well what we're gonna do is we're gonna go ahead and open up this ramen noodle we haven't even crushed it up oh my god this is a recipe that you don't even gonna crush up around the noodle for and the reason for that is because all we're gonna need is the seasoning pack inside of this put our ramen noodle off to the side we're going to take our Tupperware Bowl put us just a little bit of water in there let's go ahead and heat this up and what we're making is some chicken broth now this may sound stupid it may sound crazy but I have to assure you this had to make the cut and the reason for that is because I can't tell you how many times I've been sick in prison when I can't get to medical or I fill out a medical request form and it takes them a week to see me maybe they're backed up maybe it just takes a while for whatever reason but when you're sick and I mean you're shivering you've got a fever you've got the flu you feel bad while in prison being able to make you some sort of a home remedy really can go a long ways to helping you feel at least somewhat better or at least a little more I don't even know what the good word for it is but again this chicken seasoning pouch with some hot water coming out of the microwave putting that into a cup and being able to drink that when you got the flu it might not make you any less sick but it will definitely help you feel at least a little bit better you know hot water out of the microwave got some steam coming off that sucker put us a little bit of that chicken seasoning in there bada-bing bada-boom stir that up and again like I said when you're sick sometimes while locked up this might be the only thing that you can get your hands on just try not to walk around drinking this in front of a lot of people because they might think you got some issues I'm not drinking this is this is boiling hot we've reached the final way to prepare around the noodle wall locked up then I'm gonna be telling you about in this video again there's a hell of a lot more ways that you can prepare one of these while serving time that didn't make this video but I did however just want to share with you 10 ways that I felt we're really interesting and deserved to be mentioned in this video for this last and final weight we've got a bowl of the microwave right now with the water ready we're teeing that up we're gonna crush up our ramen noodles we'll be putting that in that bowl when it comes out but we need one final ingredient for this meal now this is something that might be kind of surprising to know that you can get your hands on relatively easy wildlife stuff and what that final ingredient is hey what you doing in my locker man why are you looking at me I'll be in my locker - yeah nosey trying to see what I got my lock I broke something it's an egg now don't keep these from the chilhood whether it comes to the hard bowl of egg for breakfast maybe I get you some scrambled eggs eggs are usually served a few different ways while locked up so getting your hands on an egg it's really not that hard of a thing to do it now we are using a raw egg for this meal and that's okay these are also something that's not too hard to get your hands on and the guys who work in the kitchen often times will bring these back to the housing unit and don't ask me how they do so but you'll be able to get your hands on these pretty easily while locked up and adding one of these to a ramen noodle can help enhance that single butt-naked that you would otherwise be eating go ahead get this golden hot water out the microwave go ahead and add that ramen noodle in there just like so go ahead and add a little bit of seasoning start that money up now we're gonna let this sit for a little while with the lid on it that way I don't absorb some of that extra water then we'll go ahead and put that egg in there raw and put that back in the microwave and cooking so we've let this sit up for just a little while we're go ahead and take the lid off of this I know this is gonna sound crazy but we're gonna break this egg we're gonna throw that egg bring it up inside of that noodle check that out right there the next thing we're gonna do is we're gonna we're gonna scramble this egg inside of this noodle now don't knock this until you try it if you've never tried this before this may seem a little crazy I'm trying to tell you though you ain't had nothing so you had your some scrambled eggs inside of the ramen noodle now that's gonna take a little while to cook we're gonna put this on three minutes and we're gonna let this do what it do and that it's scrambled eggs ramen noodles now this is a more tasty meal if you add things to it like cheese some sausage anything else that you can get your hands on but you can eat this just like this and not only is it relatively good it'll also fill you up Hey look that's it I hope you guys enjoyed this video and if you did so please leave in a comment let me know which one of these ramen noodle preparations you enjoyed the most as always until next time enjoy life the free world never take a moment for granted and make the most of every day
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Published: Tue Oct 31 2017
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