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your hands don't have to be up this thing isn't taking you I have to be in my most vulnerable state take me with you take me away your hugs are too warm oh no I gotta give a hug now dude what is up everybody welcome to this episode of doperno and guess what I'm gonna hit you with one of these out of nowhere I still got my rocking bod and I just wanted you to know guys today we have an absolute Banger here for you but we're gonna bring our volume down to here because today is going to be a relaxation stress relief products video relaxation I found a lot of heaters some are pretty pricey people pay for the relaxation all you have to do is just sit on some grass bro touch grass Gamers so yeah let's take a look at that first product and chill out you know what's cool is one of those those little like smoked Gardens or the smoke waterfalls where you put a little uh okay let me look that up this yeah waterfall incense burner yeah you gotta buy the incense as well oh it's not really smoke though no it is denser than the air okay and it pours in oh that's cool I feel like I'm about to like watch a western go down right now it's like my name's black too all of a sudden yeah I like your smoke cones Woods out of the cart sick dude oh this is cool this is where the smoke is so heavy that it falls give a little uh lighter do you light the top of it I think so you got to set it up bro hold up you gotta actually set it up I know it's canoeing is that like Prairie doggy oh it's dripping that is jar mind-blowing here let me film with my phone look at this audience that's Matt putting a rock hard sign on the background Hard Rock oopsies that's about putting a rock hards in dude look at that Smoke Fall dude he's trying to do something else and he was like putting half of it into the joke oh it smells so bad a chew a chew no my ocean bro go away from me people breathe this in how is this just not cigarette smoke yeah you're supposed to have this on like a top shelf you know just like away dude look at that though that is fascinating this smells like every shop in La Natalie will enjoy this oh yeah she wants to own a shop in L.A one day I just made her future is she a smoker she's a artichoker that's rude sorry I'm just totally interrupted with like an honest answer she just likes incense and stuff it smells bad yeah okay I'm not wrong no this is not like I don't know why it smells like actual this smells like carcinogenics question if you're sensitive to incense are you insensitive he's still filming on his phone you man put that away it's kind of fun you know this is really dope it's kind of getting me sick yeah I feel nauseous crazy how this little almond can do such crazy things like made me feel sick you gotta kill this can you put this underwater put me underwater and drown me after this because my lungs pain right now you were just saying how much you loved it yeah you take it all back you said to stop I'm allowed to change my mind dude I have a headache now that thing sucks dude my chest hurts my chest church next product next product what I think you're gonna like this I feel like that this is a sand product because I'm not putting ruin that thing no no it's for people too check this one out dull yeah give me that you can throw children in there oh that's kind of cool sensory friendly I really feel like Woods would like this whoa adult body sock bloody sock oh it's a sensory sack we're going with the body sock see muscle strengthener deep pressure socks is that what being born's like get b style B what's the difference laughs you know what B is right it's got to be B what is going on in this what is that that's great what is this this is like a noodle I'm supposed to step into what is this what are we looking at I literally am getting weird Vibes right now from that incense oh yeah I literally feel light-headed what are you doing actually though I'm about to turn into a plum I'm gonna I'm just gonna get some food while you do this I'm gonna do everything I can to make Matt think he's hallucinating okay what am I looking at here you're looking at one long blueberry can you be serious with me for a second say goodbye dude first of all blueberries around just like his butt stand up Tanner show dude I'm gonna be honest with you I feel like I'm in the womb yeah the the we didn't all come from the same one dude that incense is ripping my brain up right now no I'm like tripping out dude I'm like hot there's something else in that incense dude dude I kind of look like a an icy like an Otter Pop Otter Pop blue raspberry flavored zero out of ten wouldn't suck promise I like really want to start like slapping you yeah Ready set go do it no I don't please oh no I might this thing sucks cheeks this feels like honestly like you're being wrapped in a itchy towel looks like something you might wear to prom dude I'm like all the girls that bullied me in high school hot myself out of this hey can you give me some scissors we'll see what I just did I got beef jerky out of my teeth with beef I was like bro you're going straight to his baby this is like but I imagine it having birth is like he's getting too close he's getting too close Ah that's not my umbilical cord I feel like a butterfly now it's like I just got out of my cocoon that was a no you have to roll that around yourself like an idiot well we don't know it's gonna make some satisfying pattern that is cool yeah I could see that honestly I feel like that would relax me this would hit me right in the happy spot yikes politely Anakin would hate this bro I don't like sand we're gonna have to add this to cart ciao potato sack what's in that sack I hope it don't clap back he feels sand no higher than the lower lip dude how much you shut your lower lip does this automate itself yeah call having employees dude look at this ball I want to rub this on my lower back I can do that for you I promise yeah it's nice oh you're done yeah I could have gone for five more minutes rolls it down too far accidentally pushes it in oh no oh wait why is this so satisfying is this not just Star Wars episode 7 bb-8 going around those look like Footprints they kind of do looks like a snake was there I don't like that that's cool that's more that's more satisfying that sound is ripping up my ears good that thing's like taking my inner eardrum speed bagging it feels so good dude what a visual your interview ever been speed bag when you haven't talked to my mother-in-law it's a mustache it just doesn't it that's why I have a mustache so I can play a new character it's called over drill I feel like I could design so many things with just these balls oh Woods your thong oh thanks put it on me next oh my gosh this just works dude I don't like how satisfied you are oh yeah I want my friends to be in pain yeah there's kind of like a certain point where like it's like you're too satisfied you know yeah oh yes calm down bro yeah Woods why don't you put more sand you have so much exercise yeah what the frick it says if you were skimping out no higher than the lower lip it's not even close yeah just brain sand everywhere stop it it's still why is it still spinning so much wait we should be doing this on camera yeah probably look at that way cool you guys can see what we're doing right get ready for riggy ball oh oh just restart Timmy sorry guys I'm new to this hey guys welcome to Denver now doke or nope dude sometimes I just speak farts how's Roo doing oh he's getting old he's potty trained I put him a doggie door in oh you're talking about your dog I was talking about your friend uh he's also potty trained recently great with cuddles as a blade all right guys here comes straight line ball oh wow I really botched that dude I was like an idiot looks like a snake had a fart in mid roll I think there's too much sand in there yeah I would what a dumb move on your part yeah how's it dope this is flat out of dope for just being wood with sand and rocks right next product guys this is the breathe breathe in breathe out this makes air clean by putting in some dank stuff in it just like stuff nature in a jar filtered through yeah yeah every day activities can pollute your homes air that's why you better get this breathe sit on your derriere bars I'm dropping them free the lemon needs these fast easy care easy come easy to go low maintenance what matters loneliness is what matters we maximize the space so it can be placed anywhere on your face this is going to make your home into a sanctuary what does it do helps you breathe [Laughter] so here's the breathe it helps you breathe this will help the issue that we have right now yeah maybe this will fix it this is the anti-insense so it just takes air through that yeah so here it's got like a bunch of carbon filters yeah for carbon footprints well when I take my glasses off I think that's why I was getting sleepy because not enough light was getting into my eyes whoa so this is what the it looks like it has settings here you can lower its fan volume you mean fan speed yeah you're such a boss that's like the reason the main reason I use a fan is for White Noise whenever I adjust fan settings I don't think you're thinking of it yeah you're like I want a louder or quieter yeah exactly but yeah this wasn't stupid that song also this is helping the incense honestly I think it is I actually smell a lot more fresh air it smells naturey too I like it does it's got like an earthy smell to it it's got an earthy Ting yeah what's that Arty thing and then show me your art eating it's a little Scottish in there I'm terrible oh yeah I'm the worst with actions I don't really know the limit I just use them all together like the the rainbow race rainbow race isn't that what wood said the other day I was like what are you he's like I'm a little bit of everything I'm a rainbow well he just wasn't accepting the answer white you know we're Caucasian so no it's just an excuse for you not knowing your own race there is no race for me there is no race room dude uh so yeah I think this brief product is helping me breathe it smells good actually yeah come on takes a sniff I think it's a joke how do you know it's not moldy how do you know you're not breathing in spores bruh yeah yeah next product yeah yeah yeah don't I have those at home no are we pretending our mini tabletop fireplace and doors are we pretending I don't have that isn't it relaxing okay we're pretending I don't have that I don't know that's amazing do you have this at home yeah 100 would this relax you [Laughter] I can't believe how much range you have with this thing I'm telling you the jokes just keep coming out do you ever just want to talk into your own carcass dude look at this does this not isn't this exactly what you want to do to relax I've always wanted to do this to my body dude this is actually a thing yeah a real thing I think we should shake our bodies with it okay yeah I'm tired honestly I honestly feel like it would you have to be you do you want to go down on the food chain I legit feel like this this could be nice that's strange looking though yeah you do not look attractive in any way doing it yeah it's like riding a scooter you can't look cool it's like a scooter riding you though it's like add a cart I think bangs bang bang this is about to jostle my jimmies looking forward to it get ready for your jimmies to be jostled I've been waiting for this product Oh the foot Shaker honestly I think this actually does stuff your lymphatic system yeah it's gonna make my lymphatic system go crazy you've never complained about your lymphatic system yeah I don't even know what that is to complain about it but if you sit around a lot you know let's say you're bedridden or something like that your lymphatic system doesn't move it can cause definite problems dude those are the stinkiest chips ever you're messing with my lymphatic system what is that spicy queso that stinks so bad bro that smells like reheated Brock reheated Brock reheated broccoli it's the stinkiest food dude that is I might vomit that's so gross I can't stand the smell of like hot Cheetos well hot Cheetos I like some much I think I get past it that's what I imagine people are like with tuna like tuna's disgustingly smelling but I think there's so many people like I like tuna like when they smell they just think it's a good time can you plug this in root why are you so like my dog dude Shake Daddy oh I've seen on the whoa we're going on a ride you know this is for like old people right you're looking at one my doctor tells me I have the spine of an 80 year old it's non-existent where did it go like in this one area it's just dust why do my legs look so goofy your hands don't have to be out this thing isn't taking you I have to be in my most vulnerable state take me with you take me away let me try let me try it oh did I feel so good though I'm trying to stay as straight as I can so it moves the table instead can you keep the table still yes sir oh no that's funky that's nice huh can't you just get your significant other to do this though my feet on camera look like they don't even belong to me it looks like it's scarecrow yeah scarecrow dude why is that you look like you lost all feeling in your legs this is not satisfying no no I like it probably good for like mixing paint something so funny about him jiggling yeah there's just something so vulnerable about this it's like it's trying to fart me you know too there's a dope wait you really think it's a dope I think it's dope yeah I mean if you got lymph node problems this will work for you I just like my body shaking nice product is that so buddy whoa that's cool what is that how is it doing that what is this why is she in love with it why is she looking like that what's that oh that's just a wall oh there but there it is we can buy this but I'm just saying I can show you one for free right now if you want take off your shirt and do it again yeah it's so hypnotizing it's hypnotizing I'll tell you that much out of stock oh this got my attention so much faster oh wait what what play the video that's cool yeah just hit me right in the happy Zone oh my word that's so cool we're going with it for sure this is this is custom made it's gonna have this uh no yeah dude take whatever you want your weirdo just the off-gamera stuff that the audience sees and they're like wait a second do they like each other this is what I'm excited about you just said that to the last product you can't be excited about two things turns out I am I am this is the boat Shaker boat Shaker yeah guys look at this sweet thing this is cool dude okay so we put those things like that it's really that's really that's really I have to do like a little yo ho Yoho it's a pirate's life for me Johnny Depp be Jack Sparrow to the yo ho Yoho now in court he be this is too fast too fast no ocean goes that quick the lay of the land goes much slower Woodland as you see the breeze flying through the river waves this is pretty cool though the Caps of the waves crash down Surfers beware put on the Lifesaver put on a lifesaver oh I'm all out dude stop oh my God that's pretty cool that hits heavily well you had another one what the heck video saved no videos yeah I don't have any more jokes for this but yeah it's dumb all right next problem no it's dope no it's dope oh these those are so cool I'll take that it's just the sand thing that you rotate we've had one of those before but not in this Specter yeah that's like a light thing yeah it's like whoa wow they could not have picked a worse video for this this looks like they stole it from like the dark web purple white frame web right white frame right right right green green green green green Green what's the most relaxing color green green green green green green green green Green relaxing green I'm so excited this is one I'm kind of curious about oh yeah and it spins oh I like that because you stop and you stop okay whoa that is satisfying I would say go ahead and snap it on Kill the Lights well I think you can kind of loosen it and then like spin it no you don't spin it no you definitely don't spin it this is supposed to be screwed in I didn't even try let's try it no it's way too small actually worked this is ugly just my opinion it's not big enough yeah I thought this was gonna be way bigger well like this is too big and this isn't big enough I just don't see what it's trying to be because if it was bigger it'd last longer that's what she said yeah I don't know if that's how it works I think it's a bust oh white light excuse me oh sorry be specific Irish light 50 Irish 50 Scottish line a little Norwegian light please do not insert thick objects into the hole as this may cause the whole to deform and you will not be able to use it to adjust the air am I reading something else yeah that was weird all right well what do you guys think too many bubbles so I said it makes it look not Sandy bubbles make it look dumb dude that's not supposed to be like real dumb look at these dumb bubbles okay that looks pretty cool bro it looks like a storm you see that oh it's like what this is kind of dumb or cool it's a nope yeah you could just say that accidentally said dumb it's kind of dumb I mean it's over cold it's not even like built for it look I mean like this thing's wobbly dude what's his fingers like a cigarette lighter no cigarette cutter you know [Laughter] you would rock that it's literally one step further than a poncho and a poncho I love my ponchos show me the prayer shawl TBH I'm interested oh is he neat oh no no no no no those risky clicks you know what kind of fabric is it uh wool no no no that is wool is not yeah thank you sweetheart oh and it's itchy that's my daughter I don't like wool either it's not relaxing to me it's itchy you could say wool doesn't rule okay Luna you're betraying me well well well I'll get it okay what is that face that's like it got worse when it got closer okay I like it let's add it to cart this is the last product this is Matt's as well this is a prayer meditation thrall oh yeah am I supposed to pray in this it looks like that was made for hippies wasn't Jesus a hippie Define hippie hip no it's not a poncho bro what the heck's the point of this stupid it's a shawl not a poncho it's like this look if I'm not mistaken dude now you look like you're from a western movie his name is where the white man comes in just saves a problem that doesn't really exist every western movie every western movie they're like we're fine without you and he's like let me help I can help with my gun you ever seen this before like yeah kill all our people oh and it'll kill more if you don't let me hail westerns are super cool though right nah I think western movies hit tombstone I like Boba Fett what about Tremors is that a western Tremors that's just what you have bro I've had drummers before like internal yeah internal Tremors but it was actually strange did you use your gun to fix it it's a one-time fix yeah you come with this bag I'll take the bag it's the dumbest looking bag dude that bag looks like it's a you stole a scarf from some woman at the flea market what are you doing dude don't worry about it I'm appropriating what do you appropriate it's unclear no I do feel beautiful though perhaps I give you a hug what would you do about it what would you do over here with a pencil and paper what would you do what would you do if he hugged you right now that's not a real hug yeah if you needed a hug I'd give you a hug if you needed a hug dude this guy does not pass that hugs unless you need them well we don't usually hug that's the thing there's like a standard to our it's the thrall I can't bro he rejected me you're 100 to hug a man broke a man like a man yeah you're like a man like you mean it well guys that's a dope thank you guys for watching this episode he lost his bread dude I think once the incense got lit we went to a different realm picked up the set teleported landed somewhere else I understand special time there hey [Laughter] stupid relaxed

Channel: Dope

Views: 1,123,619

Keywords: dope or nope, dope, matthias, hi5 studios, funny, funny videos, comedy, jokes, amazon, amazon prime, briiv, relax, sleep, relaxing, amazon haul, 863, project 863

Id: rr0kAFyyYZA

Length: 22min 30sec (1350 seconds)

Published: Sat May 07 2022