£50 vs. £1,000 House Party (Lockdown Edition)

now today i thought i joined the rest of the uk in plagiarizing my last video instead of just take away today though each of us have control over someone else's entire evening so we will order an outfit uh alcohol takeaway beverages entertainment decorations so more of a lockdown party format i have a raging bonus since i woke up and it's still here to decide who gets the thousand pound party i enlisted the help of the man who has uk youtube on strings we're gonna play a little game called is it cake i have four bottoms selected by ollie for us to have a look at here what has happened to your channel you cannot tell whose bottoms they are we're gonna rate from one to four number one being definitely cake and number four being not cake can i just check harry have you still got your erection i thought i knew which one was mine but i actually don't anymore i'm a bit confused i was trying to check it in the viewfinder three two one go right so number one of course we have stephen [Music] yes how have i lost oh my god you've lost a bum off we then used a random number generator so that section was pretty much pointless also we've reversed the order in this video so whoever you are buying for last time is now buying for you the first two that come out will be the two that gets the a thousand pounds spent on them okay so here we go three two one yes yeah you've been scammed over two grand three two one [Applause] this is ridiculous i don't want to deal with it again i don't want to do it again this is the punishment i get for having a nice ass last time all i got was a talking to you from my mum for talking about a breast all right so my plan for chris for 50 pounds is i want to throw a bit of a cheap fitness themed night and i want to hire him some like pt or aerobics person in jersey to come around his house and uh give him a hand all right so my thoughts for this one is i'm gonna do some some candy underwear i might just spend more than 50 quid like what's chris can i do realistically can't stop that candy bar yeah we'll get him the candy bar we'll get the candy bra how confident are you in your body stephen he just got rated top arse of the group oh okay we're cooking we're cooking for those of you that don't know will famously started a little joke slash rumor about me that cost me a lot of brand deals and money so this is just revenge for that really i should probably delete my internet history as well shortly after this chris do you mind uh sharing what size shoe are you do i have to say on camera come on side six is that what you wanted so just go on amazon kids and then oh my god i've got a t-shirt for you i honestly think wearing this t-shirt in in his area could get him shanked i'm gonna suspend more what's what's gonna do he can't do anything oh yes yes yes yes yes steve before you go pick an alcohol you actually enjoy you just go for absinthe based on what this notes gonna be oh i've gotta get with a drink yeah this is this is quality this stuff and of course jimmy savile loved absinthe as well he also loved chris and dee's book so make it that way i've got so many options of people to pick from here i've got so many options i don't know what to do all right boys so he says we've got a financial limit but that doesn't mean we can go above and beyond and you know other organized other things for free you know when you've got the social power of chris md you can get a lot of stuff that normal people would have to pay for also i don't know how comfortable shannon would be if some just random lasting leggings rocks around at that front door jersey's biggest influences i'll keep out this this week i'll keep on this and hopefully we'll get him a pt hi mma basically uh your best mate chris md he's doing another video where it's just like 50 pounds versus a thousand pounds you have to get entertainment for them and everything yeah so i was thinking of getting the best magician i know max the magnificent i could set you up at the hotel around the corner then just go in wreak havoc halfway there now we need the the stripper [Music] i am mate i have to spend a thousand pounds on will and for his night in i have to sort alcohol food entertainment i was wondering if you know you'd be up for it just turned up as the the world's worst stripper thank you man here we go images that's cute perfect font color i think we know we want black anything else i need for will decorations i feel like i'm lacking decoration here perfect maggie thatcher and not a word from a bank santander not a word they don't even flinched it there so let me run you through what i bought harry so first of all i thought i'd go with entertainment um and i was thinking what would harry particularly enjoy so i went with um social skills and therapy game for all the family to open communication between adults and teenagers leading to a better relationships a great counselling tool which i thought would be right up history then i've also gone to the book improve your social skills funny i struggled with like drinking games and types of things but i went with this this antler sort of rings as it's a bit nice i've also got him a banner to use at his party which you'll see in a bit the worst thing possibly in harry's mind that could happen this evening is someone turning up and him actually having to interact with someone at around 9 30 a living statue is going to turn up in harry's room and to basically just exist behind him for about an hour so this guy's just sent over like a list of a list of like suggestions he's gonna honk a bike honker behind harry at some point in the hour pulling off the balloon and then slowly letting out some of the air so it squeaks every time harry goes to talk this is gonna be the worst evening of harry's life we've got calfreezy on the case as well to make sure that we can allow the guy into his building and then like get him into his room without harry known fingers crossed okay so i thought we'd start but if anyone hasn't ordered food or alcohol for people this evening i thought we'd start by doing that thank you is that all of it yes okay cool it's not a lot for a grand so we're grateful harry is going to get duck with caviar because it's the most expensive thing and like i've i don't think he's gonna enjoy his evening so i feel like i might as well get him some nice food all right stephen not saying i'll get it for you but what's your like preferred beverage um that's quite sad harry you're feeling like like a little little cocktail maybe i'm definitely feeling like i can't tell i'm feeling a cocktail okay i've ordered harry a little cocktail of like some rum and then he's got a 300 pound white wine because like whenev wherever you go with harry he's just constantly holding two bottles of white wine so i thought i'd kind of treat him there at least that part of his evening's quite nice should we start opening the packages that we've got in the background is things like christmas day all over again will do you want to start do the honors yeah [Music] oh so uh basically i spotted this two days ago and realized it was for this video it didn't like open it and i thought it was a cushion with your face on it but it turns out you've got a very similar thing get them in the background get the background somewhere put him on the far right oh all right we have that i'm assuming by the dress that's the pope yeah oh i've got i've got a call hello hello oh hello i'm coming down now love you bye this is quite good because the reveal comes gradually i'm trying to guess oh my god no yes no he hasn't oh yes yes no maggie oh you're not just like setting them up in the background it's like there's like a shrine that's being created here can i just say harry when i asked for a cocktail i didn't mean stella and fruit shoots beef mints wait is that it is that all they gave you oh no harry i've got off the field right first up i've got mrs brown's mrs brown's boys the box set i've got some oh oh okay this might be quite a good reveal oh no it's not stuck together well apparently this spells out let's party [ __ ] mister come in the white little kid i've got a flag and on this flag boys she said have they it's the pose something about the pose like he's just ready if mia stays over he'll get closer and closer to them i feel like they're weeping angels um there's a big triangle one chris oh do you not go for that if this is the one i'm thinking of it's sort of a present that you can use in your little lockdown party here and any other parties that you have i thought it'd be quite a useful thing to have around there's j what one second [Music] [Music] oh should i go and get changed into my outfit outside and then do you a bit of a grand reveal oh yeah yeah yeah we have the same idea mate oh no [Laughter] [Music] oh my god mine's pretty basic i'll be honest with you that was worryingly done by a man who looks like he's done that before oh the party piece a nice little pair of hot pants oh stephen there's more of your costume by the way i've got to say there is more in there if you've got um like space in the backyard yeah i think so okay good just yeah i'd say probably make sure there's not like anything um in the way on like the floor or anything what i meant i'm not sure how you wear them oh fantastic i've got one more chris i got one more what is this i'm not gonna lie it's probably my worst thing i've ordered they're just inflatable rings they're inflatable antlers and you have to throw rings on your head i've got some bed sheets we've got the adventurous couple's guide to strap on sex tips for adding a third partner wayne lineker's just pricked up well at least someone's bought it that'll go down well i've got absinthe as well what's this [Music] drinking roulette that's good oh yes lad so many smelly vices hey will you ready for a good night yes lad to be honest i've just that's crashed a new breech has just arrived is that for me it looks like a little banger i'll be honest no smoking on the these premises oh this is a lager all right chris i've done you uh so the theme for your night is a fitness night everything is is fitness themed right so i thought you know everyone was going down the road of drinking you're a very healthy individual you know you like to live that life so i thought i'd help you on a budget oh exercise sweatpants yep get them on chris what is this by the way are these just massive cocktails i've kind of nice to you there it's it's some punch that guy tried to get a photo took some punch didn't he who is it stephen nigel farah nice oh my god oh no what is this it's a vest but it's also got a hood so you can kind of do both with it why peter with a hood oh well this is this is the worst day of my life there was more to this night planned so i'd also arranged for you some entertainment this evening in the form of uh this bloke so i gave this man your address uh and he was it was going to be coming around your house until about two hours ago when he canceled he's been well up for it he was like we'll do it high intensity workout but he canceled the last minute so sorry about that matt it would have been great to have you uh but you yeah he does have your address oh my i'm so happy that hasn't materialized chris i got food i got food i got food pakistan oh christmas looks amazing mate yeah this is the nicest part of your evening so you are welcome oh my god oh my god oh my god oh what you got what you got he's got me caviar just seen that cucumber back [Music] oh [Music] yeah just thrown up stephen give me odds of all right let me show the camera real quick so i've got caviar oh i got some duck look at that beautiful like sweet and sour chicken i'm very gassed with this mate chris just doc is banging i'm not alright alright harry so i think the best way to do this is probably if you sit exactly as you're sitting right now but just close your eyes but don't worry this is this is nothing chris this sounds awesome this sounds terrible honestly remember this is me and it's my channel so it wouldn't be anything horrendous oh chris i don't like this at all chris i really don't like i've got my anxiety is through the roof hang on my door's open my door's open my door's open you can open your eyes you're good and i thought what would harry probably hate the most and i thought having a human statue stand behind him for the next hour what do i do what do i do i've never seen him so uncomfortable what instructions have you given him could i not say how can i chill with him what's happened here i don't know what to do i don't know what to do a man that turns up to harry's house for an amount of money if we bribe him with a thousand pounds he will hit harry if you're listening we'll double your rate if you just caught him once please don't listen to them please don't listen up that's not true you can hear us go on don't listen what do i do what's your name what's your name chris chris chris this is the chris this is awful oh he's looking you yes you're not mistaken it is chris empty you sure you don't want to drink my friend it could ease the tension of it i got something i'd say i'd say he's winding up to smack if you can chris i thought i was getting something banging you've just triggered every single thing so man i've never actually had a carabao well if you got your yoga might help me would you at least do it you know i'll get one i'll get one oh my god so uncomfortable we moved your name at least chris chris chris this is literally like the worst thing you could do it's so cruel you know oh my god shut up come on in come on come on we didn't agree on that accident this is one of my favorite magic tricks it's called the sausage and so you just let the hat go baby pick a card in the card take it out put it back in without me seeing right here but guess which one it was was it that one no are you sure you don't want a war or something lately i i feel really badly can you stop talking harry i'm trying to do magic and entertain the kids around the nation mine doesn't seem that bad now you know magic ian magicking could you make the absence disappear please okay be careful mike stop is that straight max max max that's for you just kidding we do it in three two one go no chance no shots i've got i've got your dessert coming don't worry wait wait i've got one more trick what's the dessert who's the dessert it's not who you don't you don't have a who for a dessert who was my dinner that was that was the delivery guy that is a pure coincidence i've had an idea i've had an idea though chris i've had an idea one second my friend is there any chance i can put this on your head and try and throw a ring onto it just honk it home keep yes and don't hold no all oh [Laughter] oh [Laughter] [Music] oh [Music] interest is this a uh better or worse use of your money than you thought it was going to be sorry i don't really need an answer jerome what you said about max do you remember what you said about him chris what what did i say when he said oh i thought laurence was max i'm sorry chris yeah i thought that slim guy was lauren's from the true jordan i'm sorry laurence is that fat parker from stephen i'm not sure that's a direct quote i'm checking wayne and we're going to our beefa if i slip you if i slip you a fresh 20. can we can we call it 10 minutes early no no no no no the poor man has stood in my sweltering hot room it is boiling in this place jesus take the 20. geez you've been [ __ ] you've been amazing thank you so much [Music] jesus christ boys i've paid him 20 quid and he's refusing to leave he's just stood there yeah he's got me a dom perry on no i'll take it i'll take it gosh c or psy i can't remember i'm sorry i can't remember how to say your name but like if you want to call it a night now that would be absolutely fine mate he's but i'm like to be fair he's absolutely [Music] could i suggest something i think will plus absinthe equals good time yes as your friends i'm going to say slow down are you going for it my god that's right [ __ ] though i really wish i thought all that you gotta do a little bit well come on i think you finish off the pins chris to end the video no i'm not doing this alone i need i need some um community drinking i'll do some don pitty i'll do some don p as well donny's absent yeah [Music] i didn't see it i didn't see it of course i'll leave this call right now but he made a big deal out of it he made a deal out if he had done it he'd made a big deal like there's no way he's just let me just quick let me ask connor now connor says you didn't do it either honestly died but i've got frosty jackson all right finish that off harry how much don pereira i've got a banging headache i had to deal with some donny stood behind me i'm not putting myself in a in a in a bin with some dumping i'll drink i'll i'll put a good shift in the punch how about that wait i've spent 200 big ones on that 200 quid for this you barely touched it harry i might meet up with max and ryan after go on the piss all right harry you're doing the rest of the punch yeah the rest of the punch bro for what to end the video drink your pims like if you finish the pims i'll finish this oh look it's a big man not the human status he's gone from his room [Laughter] oh my god cheers on chris oh awesome that's all i wanted to see i better drive jennifer go on first son right well the chris md channel uh it's been a pleasure but i think that's goodbye from us i don't know if your boy is in the position to give an outro stephen do you want to do you want outro this i don't think he looks like he's in the state hi guys thank you very much for watching the chris fd channel this was 50 pounds versus a thousand pounds night in no one's made it to this point in the video so anyway you'll see this on the eboyz channel and the sidemen in the next week thanks very much

Channel: ChrisMD

Views: 4,574,160

Rating: 4.9794106 out of 5

Keywords: chrismd, w2s, sidemen, stephen tries, willne, takeaway, food, party, £10, £10000

Id: lsdDnk6Sd3U

Length: 24min 59sec (1499 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020