ZEUS - Hutts Streams Neon Abyss Ep3

click the record button for youtube that's going to be hard for me to reach i'm going to yell at you to push the button on and off you know 100 bits look at youtube playing the penis button live on twitch how wholesome the one that's labeled penis [Applause] [Music] see here uh chance your bullet will split into extra bullets that sounds fun beautiful display of death some of them are helpful some of them are not but you might get extra heart containers when you pick it up moldy heart what do you guys think about moldy arts rabbit ears would you wear them if they weren't useful and these let you make an extra jump also they're like i like that and if you're down to half a heart you'll gain the ability to fly let's just 15 for the next character oh he looks like a chad talented stunt man can perform some difficult moves and he doesn't shut up about it this convenient service offered to smartco allows you to exchange bombs for other items i need bombs though that's the problem you have to find them we're gonna start with those items automatically which is super cool um we have not played as amir or saya i'm not sure i really want to throw away these gifts that i just got but we'll try the free trial with uh with this guy got the stunt man chat stunts a lot his name is matt hutz it was robert paulson wait didn't say i gave me give me an extra jump right oh that's the bunny ears too i thought i bought the bunny ears you're not wearing them right so maybe i only get the last one that i bought on a half hour you gained the ability to fly that is pretty stupid because i would have bought the other one last yeah here's robert paulson his name is robert possum right mihawk made a reference to uh fight club is this double egg double yolk double the number of eggs you have two at a time baby i made a reference to fight club and my editor didn't understand that you see put uh rubber pawson like a paw like a kitty paw yeah i was just sitting here like i realized but i was doing it like oh hi go whatever how do you say that i'm not yeah i'm not doing that what nothing where are you what are you reading then two hundred dollars for what someone say how much money for uh oh i don't wanna put it somewhere what is the objective of this is to kill the bosses so like something something something something wrong is it a chicken it is a chicken on my gun are you wearing an octopus uh it might be a curl up kitten no gingerbread man maybe activate it's really fun because whenever i'm here all your [ __ ] stops working all the technology can i actually crystal man of breaded ginger you're really good at this i mean i i'm i'm really trying not to shoot the crystal dude that thing's happening let me try this what's the use button but yeah that's it's lighting up air okay there's a different button but this is not this is nothing that's just like that oh it was just the pineapples i got confused here she is tasty i agree ah two that's a it used to be uh rb i thought crazy about that chocolate coin or golden ripple golden nipple by a gun golden nipple what's that shot buttery nipple yeah there's also i think that probably might be the same thing probably might be i don't know because i don't like the buttery one butterscotch knots are you calling me schnapps sounds like you need to earn slaps love okay not the other way around here we know slap we like slap i i am indeed i don't know you scrub lord it's jarshy jersey i like joshie it's the twitch prime sub my friend bob's love is earnable i was going to ask like oh what do i have to do hatching failed you [ __ ] up gonna be careful what you say around all right wait aren't i supposed to get double maybe it's after the hatch i get double yeah double yolk one egg i i was i looked away for everything who's the guy a little boxing gloves my little mate chad um batu full of confidence he will actively attack the enemies who are close to you little boxing gloves i just found it and it takes a couple rooms in the hatch sometimes they don't hatch into anything sometimes they hatch in a little familiars that help you i didn't say anything lude you made it i'm married with a kid i'm a legit daddy you say daddy though i either i am two years old or it's sexual like i said if your two-year-old in his name though he just he wants people to call him that because it gets he really gets his rocks off that way everyone everyone everyone his name is daddy yes and now it's weird and good little chad guys he punched that mine oh that was a lion yeah well you shouldn't have i mean you gave me this name why are you doing it i have been calling you slap dad recently though on purpose are you officially black father slab father slap patriarch grandpa slaps his name is game slapper and we call them slap daddy or slap dad i'm probably gonna bomb this i like slap that fagger like gold that was you're doing i know i'm not even saying that you're wrong isn't there something that i could like use my familiars to block this you're really good at this game at least you're able to go through it uh you know you like nine inch nails a lot but the johnny cash one it's very good hot very i'm not saying you shouldn't the most that's fine no argument is he being wrong cash though i mean fine yeah no like because whenever that song came out when he did that cover i was a lot younger i definitely thought that then i got older and corrupted and started i mean it's not even like uh you have to pick one it's like it's like a really cool thing that he he made that yeah and it was their song right the door actually not the chest there we go oh [ __ ] you open up we can't open it i ain't in any bombs i have zero bombs and zero keys now i hurt myself in the door again see if i could feel you you gotta get a bomb big i focused on pain i think that's real i should use my bombs here you don't have any go get bombs first you're all like oh i want to use it here and then guys she's yelling at me sorry we should put the uh the hot wings away save them for later i think do you mind running those to the fridge or something you can mine you can say yes i do mind and i'll say okay i'll deal with it i need more water because that's uh is not me trying to like you know hey chalk a coin or a nipple guys nipple which run it may sound like i'm trying to be like dominating or something like i'm like you mind doing this like it sounds really like uh but when i ask someone if they mind doing something because i'm actually like would you be okay oh my god i'm explaining to you and to them so everyone understands 10 gifted subjects like well i appreciate that a lot the boy funny kiwi x layla uh seizure break soviet spongebob daivon like this is not easy okay to read these names kitty i'm gonna [ __ ] cooper ataro and jay jr thank you so much playboy see uh chocolate coin nipple it's nipple you can buy them i can buy the grenade but it's you know i didn't really you're complaining i can't buy my chocolate coin if i buy my company see what the grenade yields probably won't be another 15 cents back this would be fun to get to but i won't be able to pretty well you can read my name and get my answer oh no no elsa why don't you run this in the fridge okay jeez it's getting cold oh yeah god yell at me two cents short from getting the nipple or the coin actually works why can't you do what i asked you to shut up how's it going chad how are you guys started watching today who's the guest three three and she's gonna [ __ ] pray i just i want two cents i could jump across the gap and hurt myself today why don't you put it all this damage i want the chocolate coin the nipple might be good though you know it's it's tough call but i hurt myself for the chocolate coin so you can take it every time your pet evolves you'll drop coins i regret everything because i'm at the fight the boss now on low health and with a crappy gun b-spot is covering the consumable counts do you guys need to see that do i need to fix it how important is that to you a scale from 1ds another chest in here oh the one up there nine point yes out of racing nick wait did i just take damage when i walked into the room why why would that be a thing no nick is pissed dude you start rolling at me raindrop increase your weapon damage and rate of fire very very nice i like it a lot i'm a little bummed that you don't get a lot of money from the boss fights though two things dodge bullets win but now this game is like somebody wronged me in some way i have another bird on my head uh sure might as well any of them that means i'm gonna get the ones that she doesn't like you didn't hear that i redeemed hydrate yes thank you hydrate from slap dad too sounds delicious terrible when i said that i look like a like a guy that's been fishing in his boat for a couple hours i i like i do with the hat like up on my head i guess not even drill sergeant like drill sergeant would be like up on my head but down pointed up on my head and up you got to be a douchey middle school boy slightly out to the side this is also the guy that's like thinks he's super cool at like a indie concert you know or like one of those uh but there's ones that you camp at those events festivals aka my personal nightmare like yeah you guys want some drugs yeah yeah i do this though so i don't [ __ ] up my hair too much so that i can recover if i need to i'm sorry i got my hair for charizard right now it's going to be super flat hair's always super flat kidding that was a joke her hair is beautiful wonderful flowy i can't take my eyes off it can't take my eyes off of you hair and take my eyes off of you and take my eyes off of you the official ham police can you explain what this game is and take my eyes off of you i like that song because it's very easy to sing did you listen to what i just said i'm sorry that was really like that was really kind of i have a whole rest of the song to go through so and take my eyes oh that's the name of the person i wasn't following i thought you were talking about two different things here like which one the special hand please wants to know the point of the game and it was answered by somebody slap daddy up top shoot things dodge bullets win something about like somebody wronged me it started off i was talking to satan i think in this room where there's like this bubbly drink and he's like yeah so like you want to get revenge or no oh it was like a matrix kind of thing yeah like and pick a drink he's like if you want revenge then drink the drink i only i only roofied one of them hades not satan fruit popsicle i mean come on guys it's always some when you're eating impossible 80s is satan is satan as haiti no i mean one of them was brother of zeus it's god's son what you're wrong but you're not the brother of zeus well i i actually don't know that yeah like he's like yes but he was the brother of zeus but i'm saying that satan is not the brother of god i'm just pointing out slight differences one could point out if one what i'm gonna make you have to go to the bathroom your ti is all for me i can't get up there oh it's talking about hydrating yeah more water for huts makes me have to pee way too much though and i think i have diabetes notice the last podcast i'm not sure everything i was looking for my um i unsolved for it entertained i guess that is something that rocky on what's up that's cause zeus was a [ __ ] what was that thing though they were talking about like gods and how remember we were just watching that on reddit the other day and it was the guy i've seen the club like multiple times but he was basically saying your god is selfish at least the greek gods were not hiding the fact that they were human and zeus is a [ __ ] dude totally was over it was this is this this is like kind of a backhanded compliment i don't know how i feel about it that's your girlfriend is super pretty how did you manage that also she looks kind of like daddo and his girlfriend puts him in drag i promise that's a compliment he's hot i don't i don't know i don't know if i oh i almost got up there [ __ ] he needs to pull this though i recognize oh god i have a strong jawline i don't have i don't have a really feminine face i wouldn't consider that a straw jawline i mean not that it's not a weak jawline i'm just saying it's not like overtly like whoa your jaw well yeah you have high cheekbones i'll give you that i don't have any cheekbones at all do that it's the melee button somebody changed my button layout you guys did they update the game character skill rb you can remap the controls if you want to i like a is interact but it's just throwing me for a loop uh there used to be there no there used to be a specific melee button and now there is not a melee button that is odd it changed that because you used to be able to just not have to risk shooting like if i shoot this chest it turns into a demon chest and i don't want that [ __ ] right good what are those baby zombie sisters [Music] gifted subs and guitar i almost missed you in there 44 months thank you for that i'm sorry i'm gonna read those out while i play i mean i can split the word here that's true also like that neutron zero oh i [ __ ] up it was a fabulous owl i saw just use the scroll wheel wait where where's the scroll wheel on this oh it's weird it's like an ergonomic little thing more pets you have more bullets before that's amazing for me guys um all right fabulous l jellyfish ev debris thunderstorm 73 light master alex isho de pal bacharist freso 11 e3583 that sounds like what elon musk named uh just call me al i thank you al but be alex i okay booyah i'm reading you asked me well yeah but where are you how about this one shut up the way will you phrase it was was like overly sure that you knew that i was like not being mean at that one point you're like you don't have to do that and this time you're like you sound really mean i can't wait i can't win guys actually hates me circling the drain right now thunder for the next 20 minutes works for me uh twenty kids at subs is a hundred dollars so we put in a hat for that soul bringer that sounds badass or nougat i say one of us puts in a hat we put one on or give it to me rip that open chest says sweetie wolf girl which open chest oh there's an angel room i was salty that you weren't gonna put this on really hard like you can't go right to shiny plate or what was acorn again guys we didn't take it last time and i wish i did but pegasus for flight is amazing i'll touch your nougat that'll make it so you can still see them those dynamite jars aren't so yours that you look like a slap daddy like you should be like i know like a runway right now my super high pass yeah i think it's like a gamer style like is it the what's the the specific company that does like the the wings victoria's secret gyarados secret but it would just be this and then like the whole like angel outfit plus this just that okay okay creamy creamy nougat i missed something i'm weird hey here are they actually closing or is it just internet drama i don't know okay that's [ __ ] that's crazy town i think that like they're not gonna do the fashion shows anymore but this like the whole company is going down they also were like oh yeah forever 21 is closing and you can definitely still buy liking techno that's awesome very jealous it's like i want to get drunk with them because they're just chaotic people but in the best listen i have not i don't really i haven't explored the podcast area random day park perfect perfect food you're drinking apple juice the hate flow through i i'm missing so much like now you've got 60 eggs and you've got a strawberry head and you now you have victoria's secret point um look at the thing is i'm looking forward looking for the tinted rock i don't know what's happening behind somewhere i can't get drunk one shot [ __ ] me up two makes me black out meds suck but hey keeper i don't have that not to the meds i mean luckily i don't have that they're like oh yeah you probably shouldn't drink like okay okay excuse me excuse me what the [ __ ] is that oh he loves it oh he got me he goes mom it was tick tock bomb oh you killed him he throws fire oh gosh i'm not very good at dodging in this game yet very sluggish though d for vendetta super logo uh increase your jump height and movement slit speed movement speed yes jump height uh yeah cause you've got the butts for some reason your vids stopped showing up in my youtube feed love your content though keep with the great work it's natsuki uh i would maybe try to like either unsubscribe and resubscribe or unfollow or like the little little notification button little bell they might have [ __ ] up your default there i don't know again i get your every time your pet evolves you'll drop a key that's perfect because i've got like five billion pounds you've got too many children i need to make sure they all spawn though the problem is that uh they're gonna fail hatching well you've got so many backups nice mention the acceleration movement does make dodging hard yeah not like in like hollow knight for example where you move left and then you move right it's instant like super responsive this was like you're always walking on ice bambino eight months glad to be back and thanks to the content that always is able to cheer me up thanks for the support friend though it's been very like oh and vomiting at the same time vomiting i'll be your pet nothing but uh ah oh don't touch me oh god oh my god flying c4 and those like weird fish heads fires a bullet in random directions thanks [ __ ] jack remember 2016. there were murder clowns remember the good old days just murder clowns well we thought it was as bad as it was gonna get the little like smiley face with extra eyes i pop up it reminds me of the stupid pity movie suicide squad i never watched cactus baby i think that suicide squad the the the worst thing that they did was i think i honestly think it was just though in the way that they filmed it and the choices for dialogue it was so hard to follow what are we some kind of suicide squad it has so much potential it had so much potential such a cool idea are we making everything like there's been like 700 spider-man's like cool it i've never been into like superheroes yeah i've missed the last like 50 of them yes because a year yeah six months sliding through with the resub have a good stream hunts thanks chaos appreciate you looking around one time got time back to those bombs in random directions damn it jack he's gonna hurt me no is it is there a friendly fire though yes the bombs there are he throws bombs in random i got a teapot little blinky bud he looks like he's having non flashbacks does he do xt angry fire when he follows you on death temporary great greatly increases that's good fireworks are oh great oh angry bombs don't hurt you cactus baby too effective cactus to you because bombs don't hurt you yeah says oswicks how do you know that man i can't make it well when he's you know throwing bombs see if it happens don't dodge it all right levi i've been 34 months sorry i've been m.i.a in chat but i'm always watching your vids on youtube how have you been great oh you no you the bombs just push you that's fine your bombs he's playing it right now are you asking the chat who's playing i have no idea what's happening spoon a crystal container and increase your guns damage i like that a lot oh yeah he's playing it because i i have no concept of this i don't know i mean i didn't like these things these games are kind of new to me because i don't really play he only has a ps4 like only i've ps4 and i've got i was one of those sorry bastards who bought a bu when that came out but it's fine i got hd zelda hook you up with a switch and wait for co-op can peggle be co-op or someone switch off versus well that's what we're gonna do the hell at a rogue glitch every unlock other missile synergy oh you got a the bomb that was the bombing i was gonna say that you got joker oh yeah arsa crazy girl who throws bombs above enemies all right that could have been her bomb man late night zelda and chill is that a series well i mean it wasn't like officially labeled that i don't think but uh we play three look at that penetrates people that said um we used to play breath of the wild like super late and cars mask was also another one that we did not watch me play yeah i know because you [ __ ] really just get me through it pretty sure at one point in time i called it hot trash did you like do any of the side quests or anything i did like i think everything was necessary did you get all the masks yeah i did everything i did i got like the full ending where you get all the masks i'm pretty sure i did you know chat's got my back he did literally everything oh the key gun is good but this gun is probably better eye candy came i'm gonna you know [ __ ] it or key gun there are elements of majora's mask that i really didn't like but just having something that's funny can i talk yeah can i play yeah um i lost my train of thought yeah i like it because it's like i feel like although there's zelda games not kidding but i feel like that was like the last like really dark princess was there oh it's twilight princess yeah it's fine i wish they would have done more with that sorry unpopular opinion and like the art style and breath of the wild i didn't think that i was gonna like um wind waker i was like oh this is like super kitty delightful and i love it now my game kind of stands on its own unpopular opinion though i'm bummed look at that [ __ ] i'm bummed that breath of the wild wasn't more zelda e i am too um there weren't dungeons there weren't dungeons and there and honestly by the end of it i got really sick of going into the shrines because they were all the same and it's it was just such a quick little like poop and like when that you could like throw like maybe like 10 of those shrines together and make a cool dungeon yeah and have a theme to each one different enemies you know something yeah it's like they isolated puzzles like all right that's a thing and like okay sure maybe most people don't want to have to take on a bunch of puzzles but it's a zelda game like you can take a piecemeal or you can choose not to do it you signed up for that [ __ ] it just seemed like they tried to make it like too friendly to everyone on the button yeah it's like i'm trying to bomb the wall print spot too casual i i liked a lot of things about breath of the wild and i played the [ __ ] out of it so let's not even like uh didn't like it or did like a thing i'm also like salty i didn't find all of the koroks because there's like 700 of them but the fact that spoiler alert for this game that's like um that you when you collect all the korok seeds the giant guy with the maracas he just gives you a piece of [ __ ] old and [ __ ] but it's still [ __ ] that's it that's all you get you could have done that what's your favorite zelda game this is a complicated i don't like favorite questions it's you'll see cracks that's only the first floor though and when you've unlocked it on more floors i think i got shot it's so hard to see anything in this game probably my biggest complaint like the bullets aren't like clearly defined they're like 7000 different colors and the backgrounds are the same color let's say you mad mask greatly increase your rate of fire right excellent i think that my favorite zelda game is probably ocarina of time because that was like my first video game not my first one but my first like um i have like a lot of nostalgia with it i feel like if i never played it and i went back and i played it not knowing like anything about it i'd be like this looks like hot garbage well that was me going back with majora's mask but you knew what the you knew kind of what took you played ocarina of time yes but like you said like going back to it going back to the ocean of time now it's still like a lot of things are pretty garbage like the mechanics and just how it even works yeah you know you're like [ __ ] why did i slide off that mountain like let's shoot this wall or whatever blah blah blah but there's the nostalgia that drives you through it and i didn't have that with majora's mask and it was so confusing i think i had the nostalgia of majora's mask too because that was like my first game that was like mine not my brother's so confusing nothing actually made sense it was like everything was basically just reused textures and it was that game was made timelines were just [ __ ] that game was made in like 48 hours you know that right yes but that does 24. that makes me less likely to like it right you're like you know it's it's a piece of [ __ ] because of this as long as you like understand that it's a piece of [ __ ] and i understand i understand why people don't like it i i didn't not like it i just i was kind of i don't know okay i think i would have liked it that i played it a long time ago and i was like wanting more from ocarina of time because i had already replayed it five times and i stumbled upon that i think i would have had a good time look at the bed bird on the uh cardinal on the carpet this is my fault he's fine i saw that like out of the car in my eye their angel room hey i'm getting good at this i don't know if this is an unpopular opinion but in twilight princess i [ __ ] hated the twilight realm with the hand that chased you i won't play the game like i'll think about replaying it and then i'm like which part [ __ ] hand when you go to the twilight realm and it's like you have to like get that ball whatever and those ham like comes oh yeah no no i hate that [ __ ] that it makes me not want to play it and i'm just like right that's probably my least favorite part that part was so easy it wasn't different it wasn't no it was just i i like the stress it just made me clench fight butthole the whole time oh yeah uh you guys golden apple or the towel towel for a golden apple well you're clearly already having a pin i don't know it's probably a stanky mildew towel maybe well it says 24 on it us 42 is the meaning of life it's scary as [ __ ] as as a 26 year old it was super easy but that one time that you do actually [ __ ] up and you drop the ball and you have to like go back and get it and the hand actually gets you you just like throw your controller across the room as hard as you can i can't really it never happens i just didn't like when it got close to you like the music i think it just reminded me too much of like the wall masters is inaugurated yeah i hate those [ __ ] nightmares i uh i had trouble as a youngin fighting the first boss in zelda going into the dark room i was like and then the thug oh goma yeah she only takes i like i understand but i'm saying me as a young child like especially playing alone like that was like one of my first games that i really dove into yeah and like i was i just like i would play it get to that point quit and then i'd come back and i'd start the whole game over and i get that point and i quit that's the lovely lady's name hey free what um i don't think anyone has a opinion either either way so you want towel for real golden apple upgrade your weapons also increase your movement speed okay thank you annoying moments across zelda games but they're still good in it was better than the other games that i had to play at that time wet towel what does it do wet towel potato username i'm a towel being a wet blanket let's just take the upgrades then fine get the towel because you only lose a half a heart of damage isn't that fun when they say that right when you choose is that a good time you give people bruises your your new your new move is towel snap now you just have this athlete i don't think i could upgrade any day my fire rate good well i gotta say a lot of bombs going on and i'm not sure whose bombs are whose my guys are just bombing me at the same time and it's really hard to see what's happening you guys throw a bomb at this tinted rock please oh we actually did it practices like party hat it's empty etching field unfertilized well you only lose half a heart when you get hurt under engine thunder engine more the more shields you have the faster you fire obb they just copy and paste the whole [ __ ] thing yeah those are getting like the image things in there the best beef ever apple these things maybe you're too sore i had to be that guy's plague boy five dollars oh thanks pipeboy was this a different one because i thought the other one was like playboy13 i think you can maybe type your name in on a donation oh yeah oh yeah hey look at this theo field shield very helpful i hate the like when you take damage when you're bad like we know that you are bad oh like you're bad at the game take damage this little thing will happen it's like i strive to never take damage i'm trying to figure out like how much stuff i have to do so a goal might happen probably anyone to me what this on console i'm not sure oh boy throw snowballs surprise surprise why am i not using my uh key gun to unlock it look that's on the cover of the game i'm hood you're up in damage increases each time an enemy is killed [Music] you found the bot and you guys run no i knew it was there but i just didn't use it yet early access arthur is a great my cat's name is sterling [Music] thank you so much nuke daddy thanks for bringing my brittle ears under dollars all right are we both putting on hands how does this work another hat we have a double hat stack we've never seen such a thing are you putting on two and i'll put one on 100 is one half but i'm saying i'll allow it to be two hats if we both put on one hat you're saying i need to catch up i could just put an ad then i don't want wow nuke daddy nuke daddy is that your name officially on twitch or is it like slap daddy switched it to nuke daddy is he gyarados simon all right evie you ought to be eaten he tauros meat or something oh no floppy you can't keep it up just to kind of like punch in the nothing on the inside it's kind of a unwieldy hat if it's a hat loves the button run nice nuke boy who's nook daddy who did it no no daddy is the username i use when i games is ash got it thank you ash still going goodness gracious goodness gracious great balls of fire okay let's actually use our key gun here oh magikarp that lifts the grip funny how you know exactly what i'm talking about disgusting person and how dare you i was just kidding i was just testing you to see if you do but fish do have lips why you have an invi invisible gyarados there's a blue screen and the gyarados is blue because he's magical next question i'll ruin the magic chillings free fits in perfectly with the vibe you normally [ __ ] up running tally for ash is what 700 hours a day who knows i don't think ash wants you to keep a tally like oh god i don't want to know stacking carbs and gyarados oh brother i had to put the little like weird gyros eyebrow thing in his mouth so he has something i need more crystals fun game more bombs too assuming that i can use these bombs he's playing with the controller don't blow up the bomb aliens oh apparently this game is on console heroes says this game is super buggy crystals there we go that's the perfect amount i need to somehow shoot a chest out from the bomb drop the bomb boom sometimes it's difficult being the smartest man alive it's just a lot of pressure i bake two months yes help you i can help you need a blue hat with something suspended over it and it makes it look like his eyeballs dig them into evie's eyes he's just like the pain help me why won't you let me die muffin time i'm hungry again that means i gotta get up i shot the arrow the gumdrop uh which i wish i could do a good jinji voice it's the same thing as mickey mouse and him isn't it no his is a little bit different his has more like a not the none of your i didn't mean to shoot the [ __ ] door ah there's such a [ __ ] game i mean i get a devil room i can't handle a devil or i don't have health arguments i'm tired of this gun too i'm not gonna lie drop half a shield every time all right i don't appreciate that kind of good language i i honestly i really do not like the whole don't shoot that thing or else it will change shoots on an awesome shoe blam the crystal's here do i get angel back i do get angel back but it's very much so diminished oh ash change oh you did just now yeah okay as long as ash doesn't ask me to hand myself basically just asking like at what price will i accept the twitch band yeah hey better be i move chests i really wish you could move it uh oh i don't have crystals i'm just gonna use shoot it my god my mother left potatoes on the mic on the microwave and they were rotting and fermented you know what you do vodka one time we had potatoes in college oh no and put them in like this lower drawer well nobody ever went back to that lower drawer for months we could smell it there was just an off-putting smell in the entire house and um when we eventually found it my roommate ben grabbed it and he started taking it to the garbage can and it was pouring out a clear liquid you just get under and just ah it was the worst smelling thing one time ben burnt half his hair off on the stealth top smelled better than the potato liquid potato juice you know creations they're grabbing hearts and turning them into who's doing that somebody grabs red hearts and turns them into something else fun peak i mean if you didn't scroll so fast you could actually first parts uh the important part doctor chris hartson gives a chance for shields yep there it is yeah so i'm just not even collecting these things this one then i like that little baby i have a blue doctor you should be nice to him you've responded well dude yeah i was like associate spicy you're taking spicy outside of its original that point you need my cookie just like nothing just nothing but just naughty listen to the call of your heart upgrade your weapons in the current room the current rum but i didn't say wrong that's the difference between ram and room that's a [ __ ] it's all for my business right now eight ball little ball blocks something bullets brave cookies shields and heart container brave and delicious i like it oh how come no one is answering to who is next to hutz uh this is steve yep oh stop it how do you shoot those things they blasted those things they still just whoa what happened well now you're making them what happened you're making the chat call me steve now hello steve i can't even pick up these shields anymore you see that it was a shield explosion well did you like hit your limit you have so many shields oh yeah but they just went boom and like 30 shields showed up yeah you maxed out this is brie not steve i guess we haven't really even like talked about i mean i'm assuming it is but yeah i'm my girlfriend yeah great she's my girlfriend yeah let me have that i just it seemed like it was just kind of unspoken yeah well you was it yesterday oh so cute yesterday we were talking and you called me your girlfriend and i was like just trying to like just kind of like hide it in there like and then so i thought i was like okay maybe this is like unspoken thing that's my boy okay i kind of prefer steve huh prefer to eat them all see that no i draw a line somewhere excuse me very unspoken but i had no clue if i could joke or not you are feeling threatened right yeah i'm locked in his face oh wait what very unspoken but i had no clue if i could joke or not you aren't feeling threatened right you mean like her are she feeling threatened or is she like your jokes are threatening but the fact that that's what i thought you made it first and then you're like i'm trapped and i'm like oh [ __ ] is that what she meant but you mean you're like you're spicy jokes i don't care frightened i'm sure be by the over sexual nature the sex jokes well why would you drop that in the like she's coming grab it with your feet you idiot look at him he's dancing on this grenade it's not like a monkey you can't just do that i mean what do you mean i could pick up my socks with my toes and throw them up and i also can do that but it's [ __ ] grenade and he's wearing shoes not gonna happen what blink if you're real oh i got the new upgrade to these oh [ __ ] i didn't even read the previous ones like break three blinks three times for being held hostage and i did like did you get a reward for unlocking the crystal and not just him speaking of which i still don't know what's happening wizard sword or silver compass no one is being held against their will okay points hidden guns similar hat 100 bits is a dollar all right oh well how many bits we're going to find 10 000. oh sorry 5000 would be glasses what's the equivalent of fifty dollars all has been bad wizard wizard sword wizard sword sounds cool does anybody know what silver compass does what's their sword fancy receive extra crystals when you kill an enemy well hey lion face more pets you have the more damage your gun does perfect look at how big my lasers are famine famine was super hot wasn't it super hot super bad face your fear some in a wooden barrel look at that [ __ ] he's like maybe seven people with bit badges are as spiffy as mine flexes on chat or i love you at least it's nice looking [ __ ] 200 000 it made new bid badges they're nuts not that they had to make new bid badges they're up to like 5 million bits given bit badge oh maybe even higher than that i mean if i had like a disgusting amount of money it would be fun i would like to show up in a [ __ ] stream hell yeah i mean if you're like you're watching that instead of like cable and like you could literally like make their [ __ ] job not make their day my make their life you say hi hudson bree hope you guys are having a great day classes 5 000 bits from lost in the blue box i look terrible in aviators let's just dip this in the garlic sauce yeah i get the chad ones you don't want the cool light up glasses no i'm good no don't you have like normal like black sunglasses yeah in my car [ __ ] you're wearing them earlier this is my driving glasses probably upstairs i look like i'm like at marty i just i really don't even care though like you know 200 dollars of nuke daddy's moorhead wow it's my job today this this second is my job thank you so much i call you nuke daddies now i can't wait to get that email later of my stream summary i've gotten a 7 billion percent increase in cheers this time thank you so much yeah nuke daddy's wants me to call him new daddy's you read chino's little message i don't have said kind of money but over time i have happily invested in the hunt that i love and the community i'm lucky to be a part of thank you chino yeah and i'm not trying that was not me saying like it only counts if you have crazy amounts of money and go do it in one go yeah of course of course i don't mean amazing chino it's harder to read douchebags are you saying that what that your words or your in chat no that was me i'm saying it's harder who gave you all the hats i think we're running out of hats oh it's like 100. you give you all the hats this time this is pk daddy's i should tell you oh wait there's seven pokemon that's illegal right i only have six the truth never go to a second location i was reading something uh you know like they're like taking people in like unmarked vans and [ __ ] and this girl made a very good point on twitter she was saying are we just supposed to yield to strangers taking us into vans now oh my god you got trump grabber he collects coins and has a chance to give you random pickups grabs coins he takes my coins oh [ __ ] hats horrible anyways so yeah she's like do we just yield he took my [ __ ] coins yeah so he takes them but they they don't go into he's not collecting them for you no i thought maybe he just takes your coins he collects them he just takes them it's bumbo bumble yeah bumbo eats the coins oh gosh oh when he dies he drops them i don't want to i don't want to wish for his death but at the same time i like the heat seeking shots though that's that's helpful be monster you like him little eyeball flies around me oh look at him oh like a sea monster i don't want to wish for his dress but i hope he does i don't want to wait for my life to be over what's the active on this again someone's a wooden barrel wooden barrel that's that's every little girl cool being able to summon a wooden bear i really am though not you i'm thinking i'm in wooden barrels goodness you're the worst i just don't care this door will be a money yeah how do you kill the guy in your party you killed the scrabby guy crabby guy oh the coin guy he's gotta get shot but not by me though uh paul's a doom want chat pics for dungeon or isaac soon please yeah we've been doing lost streaks for isaac we have to also do peggle my key gun he's one of my 17 keys i'm going to starve hey i got a spoon and now i've got a knife and a fork time to nice to get the immediate feedback here with my amazing jokes i'm just like imagining the way it's like super detailed and not like a lumpy and disgusting oh with my only food oh here's my spirit animal these are animals i don't care you feel the animal what's funnier than 24. let me hear it 25. i'm so salty that i didn't get it what season is that from is that one of the new ones 24 25 i don't remember that one it's been um oh i probably just don't remember all the time yeah because they're like cracking us just like can't stop laughing good animals a jumbo plane of nachos plate of nachos or an airplane i mean if there's a whole plate full of nachos that'd be pretty bomb nightmare thank you for the bits alexa what's up you're on the experimental branch i am on the experimental branch heard good things firmly grasp it i actually like really don't i like gobbling good that one's like season one [ __ ] yeah like two or three yeah it's very early i think that the it would not crash because it'd be too busy being digested made the game's so much better says alexa i you know i didn't i wasn't too familiar with it pre that i only played a couple times it was actually the first stream first time playing it and i think it was retro that came on and told me to switch oh yeah look at that that's like the ball in a cup he's doing it yeah it's a kendama uh i just didn't know it's called yeah i know i'm saying i didn't know the ball in a cup was called the kendama and i just put the two and two together after seeing i got you in action uh devil's hotline that sounds better look at that there's a [ __ ] i can buy an axe attack damage but [ __ ] oh it's copyrighted probably the the aka you like we remix anything it's hilarious only thing i'll dance to anything about it all week the main branch had some real issues i just wish that they had like a standard easier to see bullet color would you stop taking my stuff i could what kind of truly i'm drinking passion fruit yours is was pineapple his nipple the worst flavor another cactus baby second one or no my cactus baby died running over oh i'm a little hazy on the details i call it tinted rock is that bad giant beast you must like this but use it cautiously whoa i'll try that is it heat seeking looks like it would be oh god well that was one shot it's oh they're bombs i like bomb gun purple cactus boy dark colors though i i just have a one of my biggest complaints this game has got to be just the visibility issue um i i can never tell when i take damage you know i would say i don't know 20 minutes into the game oh what happened there something's happening where that happened with shields too the shields exploded into like 20 shields and that was like 20 gold coins and i don't even know i can't do uh and you kill him i is a bomb oh trump died i got really excited i never asked for violence you guys he fires a bouncy bullet well bouncy bullet [Music] oh your violence me you use violence as a verb not word for word jenny but i remember there were some verbs oh man sitting at the park just said hi woman at the park post baby penetrates she fires penetrating bullets that's me scary movie two up in here that one oh it's sexy ghost oh yeah like the grudge big nap a lot it got real crazy that's my little panda there's so many oh well i don't know what it does that one's also me that's so many things right now there's two bouncy bullets at enemy automatically um do i still have the thing that makes it so that i shoot more bullets the more followers i have because i feel like i should be shooting more than four bullets and maybe i it's just the more damage you do yeah i had a couple of things that did that um or perhaps you have the more damage your gun does i thought there was more than they want to go through everything since i have so many things but uh because like i'm shooting four bullets for some reason so why is that items that add bullets cap at three bullets that's gotta be it then i mean i've definitely had it where i had more than three bullets though so i think it means like you can only add three additional ones but i had one item that said more bullets the more hearts you have and i had like 10 bullets unless they just patched it that's what you're saying i see this up here your full angel room did i get one candy marshmallow that's cotton candy when you're at full health your eggs never fail to hatch i've been for health the entire time babies galore yeah you've been fertilizer what is that baby do baby oh it's a candy cane i had the opportunity to buy candy cane and i didn't if it was [ __ ] up always summer winning it was disgusting cocktail pops lemon drop one was fine though i wonder if the cosmo one will be good mexican cactus boy they're obviously superior at building them paper plane or monocle it's hard to put hard to put a pikachu this is falling off plane says dustfly this game is free at xbox game pass oh no bodies palettes buddies no it's pallets hard to see the meter behind the big b you're a big b oh and i'll know who the d spot in the b spot is let's just do that plane is more range and damage what's the monocle then monaco class it up no fire rate and damage i don't know what i mean i don't know maybe at least your fire rate is like now you can't be fancy or rockets though you go toxin yeah that's how you spell pilates no it's not yeah it is no it's p i l a t e question me i'll spelling be champion yeah it's like full accepted yeah right though you knew that nerd yeah yeah how many missiles can a pair take aaron that's my brother's name as music bullets you just like fart out a bomb oh no oh you turned around i laid somewhere you done messed up aaron be nice they quell it uh it's jacqueline son of a [ __ ] then you got a tiny mummy i have so many children yeah you need to chill you tell me you tell me i need to chill with my ooblets practically catholic here but not quite i'm somewhere between catholic and mormon right fruitcake prime sub thank you for that mr dog says ooblets is a great game it's my [ __ ] favorite thing right now i love it so much oh oh whoa blitz uninstall cursed ones those you two are adorable who's this supposed to be it's bomb okay illuminati versus bumbo what level bombo like hold on i gotta really think about this what's your favorite childhood game um [Music] probably ocarina i'm zelda though [Music] i guess like how how far do you find defined childhood i'm thinking of 15. 15. oh there's so many more games that okay let's say up to 10. um at 12 so 12. uh oh i guess most nostalgia were again wow that really changed me we uh defined a bound here wait well my whole life though ocarina of time no no it was just what what game do the most nostalgia for yeah but if but like if i had to pick my favorite game now it would not be ocarina of time that was disgusting i guess most nostalgia for i also really liked um sonic 2 like i've watched videos people playing it it makes your eyes bleed it's like just bright colors in your face all the time it's like oh you know you're like running down remorse so much worse i think oh you're running like down this like thing or whatever it's just bright like yellow and red like simulate that you're moving and it's just whoa tiny moment too it worked it blast greatly increases your weapon damage i wish my my missiles got bigger though more apple juice my missile was bigger last time i tried this love it i couldn't find secret bonus stages for chaos i don't know if i ever did them hey ass control the the overly stressful underwater that music still high and you're like about to do i almost joked i do not want to be doing some on stream i am lit cpr either oh maybe both well cpr is one of my content yeah explain it slalom is a weird it just doesn't come out right oh symphony is a really pretty word alum is like clothes it's almost like french it no it's syntony is like like i just like spit it out okay well it's what about symphony symphony it flows sin tony is like a heart because you're saying it like a dingus it's it's me oh posture check yeah i'm just hunched also punching over so small don't bring snorlax he's got his own laziest at the mall you should get a munchlox hat like snorlax's thing i get hats now by people giving me aim is going pretty good though i'll blow myself up yeah weird [ __ ] attack bears the keys pistols ate money by the way but i don't have all those items that's like increased damage the more money you have it's probably a good thing i wouldn't be spending it because i haven't been all right but i still have 400 money i couldn't spend it more than i already have guilds again somebody must have died oh we missed the hydrate i'll do it back three why is there still an enemy alive in here i almost choked i feel like why i there was too much water i got really overly ambitious you're you're in full control of that i shot them it he'd seek on the crystal this [ __ ] game ah stop here one sub appreciate it ode 8 he fires a missile to track enemies it's not i'd hate oh to make more sense what happened to all my babies they're all dead now i'm shooting one rocket at a time yep you're not a very good my children died what happened i died in the in the [ __ ] there's been chaos there's been chaos every single road i know myself it's getting stronger you know you're supposed to swallow water instead of inhaling i was but there was too much of it so i had to do it like twice also come and take me away your rpg might have blown off some of your babies i don't think friendly fire is on and father right there little monkey buddy is best i'm supposed to get more freaking bullets the more babies i have why is that not happening anymore more pets you have the more bullets you fire okay great i can count three pets do you have it equipped yeah they're all equipped no unequip you have to equip it what yeah you can't just like have all these [ __ ] cool things i'm pretty sure you have to equip it oh well because like with the mask and stuff it was like oh you put it on you just keep putting on masks on top of the one oh why are your babies pets okay well there's a monkey is that kind of a pet then you can hit yourself with the explosions probably you deal reduced damage this i'm shooting him though oh it's like when it when it makes an explosion but that still doesn't answer why i'm no longer getting multiple shots per pet don't every time your pet evolves you'll get a gift oh that's fun it'd be fun if all my pets weren't dead maybe you need a certain number of pets another one what floor are we on the second to last i think it's not a solid one bullet for noise get an egg skill is not ready just clean up all the crystals around and turn them onto eggs guaranteed hatch if i am at full health oh man eggs one crystal per egg seems pretty cheap right i could roll with this gun i just don't think it's going to beat out a rocket launcher excuse me standing up with the hat stack and not have it go right into the toilet i'll i'll keep charizard well you know what no it's a whole sack it's illegal one door uh just about can't take this plate upstairs i mean it's like all up in here i really can't ask people to help you out nowadays came on me for asking it took all of your coins oh it's coins as well per where does it say that spend 25 coins and get an egg you know i'm fine with that i don't think we had any benefits for more money and we're almost done so uh honestly good use that's what we saved it up for because we'll get more bullets back now mick wrestler or is it mike wrestler probably mike wrestler prime sub thank you for that and welcome craig can i have more children might not have enough rooms left to spawn them all pastor shot me uh god gallonade fogo welcome appreciate that ever played hades i i've not played hades that's unlike the 300th person asking me to play hades this stream um people like hades noted what is this thing that my present that i got ah that's kind of fun the hatch just failed question mark did it i wasn't paying attention all i saw was wukong got upgraded well here's the spot i need crystals for hurt myself i suppose what about some chino literally have been telling you that people love hades for like two years i know i'm there's no question about that people like hades it's not playing off 169 i've been watching you on youtube for three years now finally got to catch a stream welcome um let's try this let's give this a go chance for free drops i don't want to get the what's the thing here drop some costs 20 coins okay it's costing money um are there any crystals left i think we grabbed them all let's just shoot the door uh hurt myself today phantom welding mask dance drop extra keys when you get hurt by an explosion well you know with the rocket launcher we don't need the keys though it's really not that working yep reattach the hat stack al got a mechanic machines i mean um this is the final boss i think [Music] oh no maybe it's not because this is the final boss last time it's not very dodgeable it might be easier if i was not ah i was not flying oh jesus keep doing that again and again thanks hal hatching failed yeah i'm at full health some of the items are just not working as they said they would because you're up in damage am all down with the weapon damage bright lights what is the item that tells me specifically that every time that i hatch something at full health it should be it should be successful when you're full health your eggs never fail to hatch marshmallow probably a glitch i mean it had one job yeah it was you buy the fire choke seeds and then like you pop some it's like please write a description oh yeah yeah that's more acceptable than this though telling it's going to do something really cool and then having it not do that thing says i am a lie good cake i haven't played portal what was the can i don't remember lullaby rocco bye a portal 2 co-op it win also does it count what's the drink seems a lot like a brazilian beer brazilian beers coming it's apple juice apple juice mine's mixed berry though we'll go there i love it when i take spanish i just haven't done it yet it's also it's like it's i think it's more fun as like a co-op thing anyway 401 is not co-op so oh um i have six babies and i'm still shooting one fight or one shot so i'm pretty sure the game is hella glitched take it from damn you i hate the guys that teleport next to you lame devil my uh prize i get up what's that infinite key oh you have this key you can unlock everything for free expires at the end of the current level started it's the last level too so that's pretty exciting even though i have 24 keys [Music] thing exploded on me i don't like those too many items overloading them all maybe that's that'd be a shame i feel like isaac kind of started this precedence where a roguelike the more items you can get and the possible you know being able to break it like that's just what makes a game now that's what fun is oh [ __ ] grabber that like a reference to grabbing them right in the [ __ ] oh my god i mean they didn't make his hair orange and then he would ban the game oh it's area it's literally trump oh yeah the hair the hair was kind of close the hairstyle is bright i'll make it gray like the take your money thing is that'd be more of like a shot at liberal but at the same time i think it's pretty much true that trump has embezzled a lot of campaign funds and money from just exhibition from all of his stuff everything that he's doing like forcing people to stay at his hotel like this is all this is known it's just the fact that you can't charge it's like a thing like you can't charge an acting president with a criminal offense that's the whole mueller report report thing where he's like i can't charge him with things the only thing i can do is say that he's innocent and i will choose not to say that well this is not even like a i'm on this side or i'm on that side thing i'm just talking about the man himself i think it's like it's it's proven oh i honestly i press the wrong button i i'm fully expecting um trump to go to jail after he's president it won't happen i'm i'm kind of expecting no he has too much money but that's the thing though i think that if somebody like like joe biden if he wins he's gonna have he's gonna probably want to open an investigation and make that happen and make sure things can happen in that in that way and if it ends up going left with both the house you know both things but i think anything's possible at that point in time i think you should go to jail um if if those things are true that's the thing if those things are true of course i'm sitting here i'm not the guy that's out there collecting the evidence if those things that we think are true or true crystal hard candy or candy corn candy corn soft candy or hard candy i mean i would prefer the hard candy but candy corn is fun halloween i was gonna say it's like your halloween [ __ ] doesn't get notifications for hydrates and posture checks i apologize i'll drink some water eat my soft candy well after the 7 thousandth time it starts to get funnier again i'm just reading the comments it's on me no i'm not blaming you oh okay the rich and powerful can't be punished to see what they did to epstein i mean he got punished he was murdered he was murdered yeah but he was probably fine with it he was screwed no matter what so it's just like yeah no i'm saying but they did arrest him and then he got murdered yeah but when he was when he was at that moment when he was in jail though like six days a week he just wasn't there he really had him like release so he would just like go home i'm all i'm all the only thing i'm saying right now is that he was murdered that's that's it i'm not i'm not arguing about how tough his prison sentence was um i don't think anybody really cares even about the game anymore candy corn he got away you think they faked his death i think it was the easy way no i think that he didn't kill himself always corn the further you can shoot whoa well let's see if that actually works murdered for sure i think he was murdered because he had too much evidence on people in power oh yeah but you know you know that um s turn on him uh x was just lane max yeah yeah that's if she survived but i mean like it's like in exchange for us i'd hope so i'd like to i don't care left or right anybody involved in that oh yeah that's not a political thing that's uh humans are important and life is nice kind of thing oh what is that i don't know but he looks mad big man that's sad that we didn't even talk to him ah i've got my [ __ ] didn't even talk to him first before i started shooting him i didn't know if he was even mad he just was ugly so we punished him and that's that's sad we're going down the you know like society is [ __ ] up rabbit hole we live in a society hey chad how's it going i don't think chat has any interest in talking about politics and did you see uh where is my panty where is my panty i don't know but thank you so much for subscribing four minutes ago i appreciate you we're gonna have no help for the final boss you guys i think we're very much so in trouble oh devil's tree oh i don't want that one that's a that's a pity item i'm gonna die and be like i had so much health hi boner what it's not going to miss the bones it's the phone you want to get your angel room oh my angel arms inner eye and traveler hood you know what that looks like it looks like angry boy smack my drink i didn't try to oh yeah and killed angry boy and then skinned him and then used his skin as a like a you know how's the inner eye taste i think we took inner eye last time isn't it more shots auntie is on my ceiling fan party got wild last night also here's an extra 100 bits to help clean the mess in the backseat of the butt mobile 100 bits dang i can almost buy air freshener buy one of those like uh what are those evergreen ones and just rub it on the seats [Music] they're the puke ill no just throw the car out in her eye is the description then i don't care about it hey you can make an extra jump right wow that's just that's great but now you look like our favorite and argue with that the cool guy wants to know you still got those pretzel bites i do um not eating them currently though obviously dump it in a river and and he died a government cheese on existing today children though like literally don't have enough rooms to spawn this many children look at this you need to yeah i have a rule i have a problem so much greg what is the end goal of this game beat the final boss like odin but a lady some health we all mother [Music] and um zero down wasn't that maybe right i got the shop out one last time and then we take the final boss on yay all right parked my car egg conga i might buy lullaby i think it's [ __ ] though but i think this is also [ __ ] i don't know and i'm thinking i don't have a key you can use an egg instead sacrifice your child well that was a bust all right final boss time it is then can't really aim with lullaby right don't they like kind of float around [ __ ] maybe like try to get spend the rest of my money and get some um guilt i already took damage guys double damaged oh [Music] by the way since i'm planning on sticking around i'm talking not evo noted how dare you call me by this thing that i typed in my name box which i remember that he's cooler now oh whoa yeah he lost he's spawning spawning like these bullets that are floating around virginia fish oh [ __ ] that that's so hard to dodge you're doing great though balls out of my face zeus thirsty [ __ ] that's what he does best i say about feminism yeah the cactus baby is just is like i'm gonna go do my whole thing now what yay ham giant barbecue up in damage but reduce your [Music] i'm a firing did it you did it you gradually lose consciousness by a warm light getting existential with your hand being dipped into a warm bowl of water all right we beat zeus we're on to aries god of violence throughout all stages of civilization anger and violence have been deeply rooted in human hearts this primal instinct does not fade once you find the token of violence in his temple you can find your way to him find my token of violence inside my temple

Channel: Hutts 2

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Keywords: hutts, gaming, channel, second, stream, streaming, twitch, neon abyss, neon, abyss, roguelike, roguelite, shooter, platformer, pixel graphics, dungeon crawler, 2d, adventure, rpg, bullet hell, side scroller, guns, eggs, bosses, live, footage, gameplay

Id: s39T5FseJgk

Length: 119min 22sec (7162 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 09 2020