Your Funniest Story Sleeping With Someone From A Different Culture? (r/AskReddit)

if you check out my gaming channel and you don't laugh you get your money back guaranteed redditers who had sex with someone from a completely different culture what is your funniest weirdest story i briefly dated a woman from honduras who would transition from english to spanish c c c as she reached orgasm which wouldn't be notable except that when she wasn't having sex she frequently talked about how much she hated the spanish language and had no use for it well you have one use for it oh i'm late to the party i was in the philippines asked a girl out in a date she agreed and we end up having sex i wake up the next morning she is getting dresses and says i owe her money for the sex i told her hell no and she pulls a knife and then i realized i do owe her money i was freaked out i just gave her everything i had the scary part was after i gave her everything she didn't move from in front of the door so i grabbed her purse on the bed and threw it out the window when she ran to the window i ran like forrest gump had pretty wild sex with a mexican girl i met in berlin she was staying in the same hotel as me and we hit it off on the night we both had quite a few drinks and she was very much the instigator of the intercourse i woke up and had bite marks and scratches on my body she woke up and said i have to go to church right now thank you for the orgasm please leave we both got dressed in silence and i went back to my room i saw her later that day and she ignored me then later that night there was a knock at my door she used me twice and bailed on me to go to church both times i'm sure this is a common one but the first time having sex with a korean man he told me to kiss his dragon i nearly busted out laughing as a korean man i could not say that with a straight face the first time i had sex with a japanese lady i woke up with my underwear and the rest of my clothes neatly folded at the foot of my bed rather than strewn in abandon across the floor as i had left them apparently she woke up in the middle of the night and felt the need to do that and i thank her for that a chinese woman ran her fingers through my white guy chest hair and asked if western women had hairy chests too did you tell her that you don't see many white women and in fact that they are so alike in voice and appearance that they often mistaken for white men white people are like dwarves we pop out from the ground kind of sad really but i was working in senegal and hooked up with a girl i worked with clothes started coming off and in broken english she goes do you have something i thought she meant a condom so i'm like yeah i do she pushes me away says she has to go gets dressed and leaves it seriously took me months to realize she probably meant do you have any stds such a shame we both wanted safe sex but it got lost in translation me being an idiot an american friend of mine was a student in japan and got a japanese girlfriend the first time they had sex she whimpered and cowered and kept telling him to stop and that it hurt so he stopped of course and apologized for hurting her she looked at him quizzically and was like why did you stop apparently it's normal for women in japan to pretend that the man is hurting forcing her it's considered complementary similar to telling a guy he's got a big dick or something ugh so creepy i had sex with a woman from sierra leone who had been subjected to excision of the clitoris very sad experience first off she was curious about my penis because it did not look right i was a 20 year old american at the time who had just gotten naked in front of a czech co-worker who wanted to pay me back for teaching her class for a week she gets naked i tell her she looks gorgeous i get naked she immediately wonders aloud on why my penis looks like a hose i figured it out later when i realized that she must had only seen uncut dongs before and i was the first cut dong she had ever seen either that or my shit's all up who knows so several minutes after she says that my genitalia is odd looking we start getting at it i spend a good 20 minutes sniffing the roses at busch gardens and she's putty she tells me she wants my strange inside of her all right of course before i can do so she says i want to do the bunny okay what is the bunny she gets on all fours presents her ass to me by waving it in my face and says this is the bunny i shake my head i correct her no that is doggy style she shakes her head barely visible behind her giant ass and she replies no this is the bunny i saddle up behind her ready my and say i'm pretty sure this is called doggy style turns out you can have an argument about the proper name of a sex position while also having sex in said sex position which on one hand was great because i lasted forever and i came like a hydrant other hand she got pregnant and ended up with some guy and now she has a few kids so i guess she won that one the bunny it is i dated an ethiopian woman for a while she didn't let me eat her out because she thought that was a shameful thing for a man to do she said only a week submitted man would ever do that not sure if that was a cultural thing or just her own personal opinion first time with a chinese girlfriend she would basically replace the word orgasm with dying i'm dying you're making me die that was weird japanese girl wouldn't allow me to go down on her because she thought it was a dirty act she then proceeded to go down on me and even licked my [ __ ] of her own accord it is pretty hairy back there by the way so don't really understand the logic there in japan men come first and women come second or sometimes not at all this is just cute a russian girl said she liked my bumps she was groping me at the time so i realized she meant bum i had to explain to her the difference between a butt bum and a bump she still called her backside her bums though when i told her it was singular she pointed out that she has two boobs and two bumps i couldn't argue with that so i was in the philippines and was staying with my cousins i'm half pinoy grew up in the us in this little village i met this pretty girl a few houses down and we started talking nothing happened the next day a local friend and i went to a club or what the pinoy called the disco about 15 minutes away i met this girl there again again we started talking and when we were all partied out and drunk we shared a taxi back to the village she invited me to her place we played gengar and had a little sex now here's the weird part a couple weeks later i found out that she was my cousin turns out my grandpa got around with half the village in his day i lost my virginity to my cousin les cousins dangerous i in no way think this is a cultural thing but i had oral sex with an indian girl then slept overnight with her and she ended up giving me like six handjobs while she was still sleeping i'd wake up with her jerking me off nozzling her face into my beard like trying to put her face onto mine it was magical almost died at work next morning my venezuelan ex would say pappy i feel you so good right before she would come oh my banged this romanian chick while i was stationed in california she told me i was such a gentleman for not coming on her face i'm guessing romanian men haven't set the bar that high for her i didn't know what to make of that i am indo-canadian i hooked up with a franco-ontarian bilingual french canadian for a few weeks once he was the nicest guy ever with the cutest accent and beard he asked me if i wanted him to talk dirty to me in french and i said yes slowly i started talking mushy to him in hindi most intense sex ever he made me french toast with maple syrup 2 in the mornings as is tradition had a one night stand with a japanese girl i met at a bar we went back to her place and were pretty loud great sex but i go downstairs to leave in the morning and her whole family is there having breakfast turns out she still lived with her parents and siblings it was so awkward i couldn't speak japanese so i just slipped past them out the door also had sex with a japanese girl she was really into anime and she acted exactly like a girl in an actual anime giggled and covered her mouth when i started undressing gasped and hid her face when i took my boxes off made these really high pitched squeaking noises when i was going at her and she giggled throughout the whole experience it was bizarre that being said she was an absolute pro at giving head and after she saw me naked she said she didn't know dicks got that big which was the first and last time i ever heard that i hooked up with a beautiful brazilian girl when she was visiting our country she was there to learn english so her english was fairly poor our date consisted of funny awkward moments and lots of google translate anyway so with me living with parents at the time i thought it'd be nice to bring her to the mountains to see the city view at night it was dark and quiet with no one around so we got down to business with me trying to be a generous guy i went to go down on her but she stopped me maybe twice i didn't think much of it and made love under the moonlight during this all i was pleasantly surprised how wet she felt once we were done i offered to go down again i wasn't sure if she had finished and she said no and tried explaining something in portuguese i gave her my phone for the translate and she said i'm unwell she didn't seem unwell so i had a look at what she wrote and it was something like menstruator that's a complete guess i point the phone down and see blood everywhere definitely worth the cleanup the next morning but i found it crazy that it didn't seem like an issue whatsoever when it came to sex she didn't seem embarrassed or at all fazed at not discussing it beforehand i've no clue if it was a cultural thing or personal can't wait for her next visit i like to think i'm a good kisser had a compliment here and there and one time i was making out with this chinese guy whose english i thought was pretty great but he breaks off in the middle of kissing and just says you're saharti heartier than a peach and goes right back to making out again hey i'll take it whatever the he meant [Music] as things were getting started he leaned in close to me and said in english not his native tongue um i think it's maybe not very polite to say and may be weird but i want to your brains out that's a thing people say right afterward i reported that he had in fact managed to my brains out which he seemed happy with [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 11min 57sec (717 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020