What's The Funniest Question Someone Asked In SX Ed Class? (r/AskReddit)

if you check out my gaming channel and you don't laugh you get your money back guaranteed what's the best question someone asked insect said girl if you put in your hair does it make it shinier teacher what boy told you that i went to a catholic all boys high school we used to have sex ed taught to us by our gym instructor who was also a football coach he used to leave a question box on his desk and anyone that wanted to ask an anonymous question could write it on a piece of paper fold it up and put it in the box at the beginning of every class he would randomly select three questions out of the box to read we had all sorts of the normal questions can girls get pregnant from anal how old should i be before i have sex but the best instance is when he pulled the paper out and read without hesitation sir you're cute class died laughing where does the penis bone go after your boner goes away the penis bone goes back home to pen island where it waits in its little cave until you get another boner it will come again if you're having anal sex with a girl and she farts will your testicles explode do black people have black come will we have a practical exam definitely an oral one maybe not the best question but the best answer some kid in my class asked why penis was called a dick and the teacher answered because richard was too formal it was std day in our sex ed class to really scare us into abstinence the teacher passed around pictures of affected genitalia one picture in particular sparked the question from one of my classmates eww what turned this one black the guy who had just handed it to her explained for everyone to hear hayley that is a black guy's dick so we were learning about where aids came from and how people first got it when they ate monkeys so this one kid raises his hand and asks do monkeys taste good yes next question if a girl has her nipples pierced does the milk come out like a sprinkler i'm legitimately wondering that now can you use a dory tote bag as a condom is it masturbation or incest if you have sex with your clone is it gay to your clone do girls have butt hair we had this mildly autistic kid in our class super happy nice upbeat and everything always volunteered a really nice kid during class when we were being taught how to put a condom on and the instructor asked for a volunteer no surprise he volunteers he saunters up to the front grabs the condom starts to unwrap it and asks do i eat it now and moves to put the condom in his mouth the instructor was like no aaron please put it on the banana and very visibly trying to hold back a laugh blows out the other side of the condom and walks back to his seat with the ripped condom on the banana and keeps it for the rest if class while everyone tries their hardest to not to fall into hysterics the teacher took it back at the end of class seventh grade sex ed day boys and girls segregated this was asked in the boys section q what is the g-spot a female science teacher it's right here points to the spot on a huge poster of vagina on the board and it feels really good when someone stimulates it most useful geography lesson we ever had so the sex ed teacher told us that after a vasectomy a guy still has something like 80 loads still active in him my buddy looks over at the other teacher and says ah i can knock that out in a weekend we lost it is it true that if you punch a girl in the stomach after sex she won't get pregnant i miss public school teacher urine kills sperm kid so if i pee in a girl she can't get pregnant teacher if you can find a girl that will let you do that probably a good thing she won't have your kid when the teacher was talking about infertility someone asked if two infertile people can make a baby because negative x negative equals positive that's what you get for scheduling sex ed right after math child what is an orgasm like mr c it's like a surge of a really happy feeling and relief for five seconds now misty will explain what the female orgasm is like miss dino i bloody won't in high school my sex ed teacher was talking about the different ways people have sex and she got to oral she went on to tell the class that men's ejaculate is a mixture of proteins and sugars my classmate asked so is it like my teacher was half a second from answering till she got read she was a fairer skinned black lady in the face and just chose to not answer at all boy i would died if she did though sex said in seventh grade student how does sex feel teacher asterisk smiling it feels nice student like really nice teacher yeah a girl in my class asked if sperm was safe to swallow our teacher muttered i hope sir he was in his 50s it was very unnerving why did you assume he was the one swallowing he could have been worried about the health of his boyfriend last semester my financial management teacher was also the sex ed teacher he was going through the questions and answers he had on his computer while our class was working on some finance project his computer was connected to the smart board i briefly looked up from my paper and saw on the smart board what is penis it was pretty hilarious when everybody saw it while they totally weren't expecting it cause it was finance class more like the best answer the teacher talking about puberty asked the class something like what changes happened to a boy when he reaches his teens to which one kid answered he throws his lego set away a friend of mine asked if he could eat cheese while having sex the teacher just looked at him paused for a bit contemplated what she had done wrong her whole life to have reached that precise moment and told him yes so you grew up in wisconsin [Music] do black women lactate chocolate milk the teacher left the room laughing male student i heard tastes like almonds female teacher i don't know i never had almonds nearly shat my pants kid what happens if you pee in the girl teacher she'll probably hit you kid can you get a girl pregnant from coming in her butt teacher no kid thank god the class just busts out laughing can you actually stick your dick in an ear and have ear sex you know like in family guy we had a box that everyone could write questions on a piece of paper and the teacher would read them to the class so it was anonymous one of the questions was can you get pregnant from swallowing i'm sure the original question said come but he said seaman immediately a girl towards the back of the room began to slouch in her chair her face got red and her boyfriend all the sudden got a huge smile on his face if my dick is long enough can it puncture a girl's stomach through vaginal intercourse and murder her yes but only if the head is filed to a point does a longer penis mean more chance of conception because the sperm has less distance to travel saw this on a different thread but i think the consensus was that penis length was insignificant compared to ejaculation force wasn't in sex ed but maybe it was asked because we didn't have it at my catholic school psychology teacher does anyone know what a freudian slip is student uh isn't that when the penis slips into the girl's butthole on accident do you put the balls in does dick taste like a salami stick this is less of a question but my teacher gave the go-ahead for people to ask whatever question they want before the class started one person in the back timidly puts their hand up and says uh so i just heard this as a rumor and i don't know if it's true it might not be but uh someone told me that if you don't masturbate before the age of 18 you explode you do just not in the way you think teacher so all mammals have nipples but the ones on men are basically superfluous now mammals don't always have two dogs for example have seven student raises hand oh is that why they can hear so well stunned silence this is real life this is also the stupidest thing i have ever heard anyone on this planet say is it okay to let my buddy use the same condom after i do this is the question that should have been asked before a kid actually did it and was later stuck with a child support case with his buddy's girlfriend the story is heard it two young couples were having a good time with their sos but only had one condom the first guy safely finishes the deed with his girl then gives the used rubber to his buddy who turns it inside out and proceeds with his girl safe right i wish i could believe that nobody is that stupid i wish what do boobs taste like answer lick the back of your hand i disagree boobs taste like victory do guys have periods i asked it to show everyone that they don't because everyone said they do and called me an idiot you miles honestly four miles if he's bleeding from his dick every month when i was in seventh grade sex ed one of the female teachers jokingly said that they wanted to sew up their daughter's vagina to keep them from getting pregnant my response was to raise my hand and ask but how would they pee one of the most popular girls in the grade responded wrong hole and that's how i learned that girls have three holes men have two this was an auditorium discussion with my entire grade of 300ish people i spent the next five years with them never came up but i've never forgotten i like to think i helped all the other guys realize something do guys have to wear pads just in case they ejaculate 7th grade sex said yes i asked that question i have no shame sex ed teacher sex is not the same thing as love you love your mom right student i love my dog one student asked why is anal sex a turn on for lots of guys but not so much for girls the teacher was discussing foreplay when one of the students asked does heavy petting make the purr if you do it right it also drools why do flavored condoms exist because vaginas have taste buds best student answer from when i was in middle school talking about stds or something kid the elderly during elementary school our teacher said we could ask him anything about sex or golf so my best friend asks what if we get an erection when we play golf everybody exploded in laughter is it a dick move to piss in the girl because the toilet is really really far away some classmates by definition i suppose it would so let's say you are go to the bathroom and now hold a girl's hand can they get pregnant then 100 serious question can the nipple be bigger than the boob dear lord can it best question from my seventh grade sex ed class if i go in the bathroom and jerk off then touch the doorknob to get out of the bathroom then my mom touches the doorknob while going into the bathroom and fingers herself can i get her pregnant the fear in his eyes was palpable how come every time i ejaculate my balls shrivel up like a frightened turtle sex said in the late 66th grade we were clueless you learn about what happens in the woman what happens in the guy nothing about how they interact finishing the course teacher asks if anyone has a question nerdiest guy but brilliant has a phd today asks but how does the sperm get into the woman teachers lose it so hard that we started laughing but we didn't really know why minutes later after the teachers composed themselves they said that is called sexual intercourse the first time i had ever heard the term why does it hurt when you get shampoo in your [ __ ] the kid had a solid question kid why do people make noise moan while you know teacher why do people go and when they enjoy their morning cereal i just remember the class freaking out what happens if you take a piss while it's in i remember my professor giving my classmate the biggest you kidding me look in response that's exactly the kind of question that should be asked in sex ed teacher any time semen enters the vagina the woman is at risk of pregnancy kid what if she is on birth control teacher there is still a risk kid what if you're having sex and then you release your semen into one girl's mouth and then she passes it into another girl's mouth and then they spit it into each other's vaginas can they both get pregnant teacher quote there is still a risk can i give myself an std from masturbating technically i guess you could if you used a sex toy that someone else has recently used is it wrong to masturbate while holding a picture of jesus cue an hour long lecture from the priest totally destroyed any chance of following the lesson plan or anything that day catholic school was a blast if i am in a hot tub with a guy and he ejaculates can i get pregnant teacher no okay what if i'm in a hot tub with 50 guys and they all ejaculate at the exact same time then can i get pregnant teacher what can you get pregnant from swallowing or do twins happen because of a threesome optimum has some explaining to do is a crisp packet and an elastic band a good substitute for a condom [Music] you

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Length: 15min 41sec (941 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 07 2020