YOU vs EPIC MOVIE CHARACTERS & HORROR VILLAINS (John Wick, Pennywise, Michael Myers, Chucky)

so far in our you versus shows we've pitted you against some very tough opposition from superheroes to predatory aliens to the living death we haven't really given you much of a chance seeing as these characters seem to rub people out with ease and have proved themselves to be close to indestructible so you might welcome today's show in which we will give you perhaps an easier fight John wick is no pushover but this time we fancy your chances so who's John wick we imagine most of you have seen the movies but just in case you haven't we'll give you a quick rundown mr. wick was a hitman but he decided to hang up his gloves or should we say gun when he fell in love with a woman his story is kind of folk biblical tale in that he's a man that has done very bad things but decides to turn over a new leaf John's life takes a turn for the worse when his wife dies from a terminal illness and then to make matters worse the dog he had received to help him get over the loss of his wife is killed by some rather unethical characters now we have a tale of revenge and retribution John goes on a killing spree and he kicks a lot of behinds in the next movie he's more entrenched in this underworld of vicious killers but anyone who comes up against John is hardly a match he kills henchmen like you eat skittles he takes out assassins with as much ease as you take out the trash and he deals with assassins well he deals with them but not without incurring a few cuts and bruises at the end of part two there's a global contract out on it but John's way of looking at things is whoever tries to take him out will end up being taken out themselves we his supporters belief in part three isn't out yet but told the underscoring theme will align with a famous Roman military adage which goes if you want peace prepare for war we're told he will also have a hit woman helping him out but we don't expect you to have to fight her - as we write the film is still a month or two from coming out so you get off easy so how would you succeed where some of the world's most dangerous assassins have failed John wick is basically hunted down by the most skilled killers on planet earth and it keeps winning we don't mean to undermine the fact that you have a black belt in karate and after watching MMA took four jujitsu classes we know some of you creatine drinkers and steroid abusers are twice the size of John Webb and that he's not exactly a spring chicken but could you kill a man that it seems just cannot die if we look at what we might call his powers and strengths we should first say that John wick seems to have nothing to lose he tried to make things right in his life and life just kicked him in the face consider that you probably do have a lot to lose and John wick already has an advantage over you he is fearless and this existential crisis he's been going through makes him dangerous most of you likely cry over spilt milk so let's just say in a battle of wills you lose in terms of physical skills relating to you getting your head pulverized by John wick we should tell you that John was a marine before he became a contract killer it's in the Marines where he learned some of his skills that would serve him well when he joined the world of criminals he soon got the name the boogeyman because of his remarkable talents to make people disappear his acumen for easily dispensing of people caught the eye of gangsters with Russian mobster Viggo Tarasov being particularly impressed with the way John killed three men with nothing but a pencil we might warn you here not to fight John wick in a stationary store what else you up against besides a guy that can send you to Eternity with a Stadler HP well he has incredible reflexes he's not only good at handing out beatings but he's also very hard to hit on top of that he's extremely clever at understanding what's happening around him his situational awareness is almost superhuman but not quite here's an example of his quick thinking as pointed out on a spanda page Marcos shoots John wigs pillow in order to alert it to a threat it takes him only one point two seconds to understand the shots purpose correctly assess the situation and react effectively did you do that not likely he has an amazing tolerance for pain while most of us might feel sorry for ourselves when we get bashed on the end of our nose or step on a piece of Lego John wick can take a thorough beating and seem not to care at all he even purposely let someone stab him just because that he knew that if he did that he could win the fight let's just say that if our fight with mr. wick became a war of attrition he would no doubt last longer the fact is unless you have his head in a vise it is unlikely that he will submit to you at the same time if your fight is up close remember that mr. wick is very skilled at judo jujitsu Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Krav Maga it's likely that he'll have no problem dispatching the mouthy Irish fighter Conor McGregor and would likely make easy work of anyone at your local gym the fact is we don't think any of you would beat him in a hand-to-hand scrap so just don't go there so we might think about weapons we might remind you though that John wick has extensive weapons training and as part of the underworld he can get his hands on all sorts of powerful guns you might not be able to find okay so if you're an American getting your hands on a gun might be as difficult as buying ice cream but we doubt you can come up with an arsenal to match John wicks on top of that he's a master marksman and most of you have only mastered marksmanship in the virtual world if he finds out you're out to get him expect to be on your guard at all times what else well he's a master tactician but he's also very hard to find he can get in and out of places easily so if he's after you don't think a security guard in your building or a double lock on the door will be much good he also knows a lot of people in the underworld and they might help him out at the same time he's fluent in English Russian Italian Hebrew as well as sign language so finding information for him is easier than it is for you if he comes after you in a car he will catch you John wick is an expert driver ok so now the task is starting to sound a bit overwhelming and you're thinking that you'll leave this job to someone else maybe collecting the bounty for mr. wick is more hassle than it's worth but we must now tell you how you might win this fight maybe it's not as hard as you think John's main weakness is the fact that he's just too human all too human he's angry you could even say he is the very personification of wrath you might take advantage of this make him even more angry make that rage of his spill over so he makes mistakes we suggest you might do this by invoking his dead wife perhaps do something as nasty as desecrating her grave hey we know it's pretty awful but don't shoot the messenger we're just trying to help you win if you see that he will come out expose himself and as we said you'll not beat this man and a hand it's got to be done from a safe distance we know he got beat up by three men in that first movie but we honestly don't think you should attempt this kind of thing your approach is more subtle so you've desecrated his wife's grave what you know about John wick is the fact that he'll return to that grave in the best of worlds you'll have an armed military drone but according to British media while the US does not export these things the UK bought Anna Reaper and Predator drones from the US they're not exactly easy to get your hands on the US says that you'll have to make a good case for buying one of these drones and they can certainly not be used for unlawful force against domestic populations you can buy sniper rifles though and we found a few places where that can be done business insider even has an article title yes you can buy a 50 caliber sniper rifle online in that article we can read you have to pass that background check you know no convictions for crazy or criminal acts aside from that it only comes down to the rifle being legal in the state you're planning to keep it and legal in the States you bought it so this is how you take out John wick from a distance with a rifle you've brought him out to the open by exploiting his rage and you know for a fact that one place he goes is his wife's grave he's out in the open and there's little to no security where his dear lost love lives you have told no one about your task because you're aware he knows everyone who inhabits the underground it's just you and hit prior to your date with him you've practiced with that rifle to the extent that you can hit athol from 200 meters you've also bought a laser rangefinder to make the job easier reading about sniper rifles we hear that a good marksman should have no problem hitting a human-shaped from 800 meters so let's just say that you wait for John around 3 to 500 meters away we don't know what kind of gun yet but the US military says some weapons have a maximum effective range of up to 2300 meters you should be safe at your 3 to 500 meters you just better hope for the right conditions and if you don't get them you might want to wait and try again another day the reason of course is because we believe that if you miss John you won't get another shot he will find you and he will kill you somewhere just fast what can be seen measured and quantified by human eyes and brains is another place a place of shapes beyond the shapes described as the void which surrounds and encapsulates our own universe this macro verse is home to thinks the human mind cannot comprehend for their forms and minds have no basis in our own reality we have no comparison for these shapeless void things in our prime material existence and cannot hope to ever comprehend the truth of these EXO cosmic horrors any wise the dancing clown is one of these [ __ ] of being as ancient as pre creation who existed possibly as long as God or the other who is widely believed to be the creator of all things in the world and all others passing from the uncreation of the macro verse to the creation of our own universe it's incomprehensible ancient and has wandered the cosmos feasting on all life and encounters like a universal parasite recently it found its way to earth taking up residence in Derry Maine although some believe that it arrived long ago in a massive cataclysmic event similar to an asteroid impact and seeing a young world full of the promise of life settled in for a long sleep waiting for the inevitable rise of its favorite prey intelligent life suppose that one day you found yourself on a road trip through beautiful Maine enjoying its famous lobster bisque and gorgeous coastal vistas when suddenly you stopped for an overnight stay in the quiet town of Derry the people are pleasant enough but as you stroll through town you can't help but notice all the posters for missing children doing a little more research you are stunned to discover that great catastrophes and a large number of missing children seem to come in predictable cycles to this unfortunate town every 27 to 30 years with growing horror you realize that it's now officially been 27 years since the last bout of missing children and that's when you see it a figure watching you from the tree line it looks like a clown with brightly colored pants in the shirt Tufts of red hair and stark white face with pouty red lips if you blink and suddenly it's gone and realization breeds a terrible fear inside you as you understand that you are now its new prey so you're being stalked and terrorized by an interdimensional being who feasts on humans how can you defeat it first let's take a look at what you're up against Pennywise --is true origins are unknown past that it comes from the space beyond space a region known as the Mac reverse that exists outside our own reality this place might also be the deadlights a place that Pennywise sometimes exiles the souls of its victims too leaving their bodies as empty shells however the dead lights in the Mac reverse may be two completely separate locations but what's known is that the human mind risks insanity if it ever catches a glimpse of either formless voids that defy the orderly nature of our own existence a human brain effectively shuts down if it's exposed to either the dead lights or the macro verse bringing on instant lunacy Pennywise is origin from within this formless void forces him more more accurately it to adopt a physical shape for as long as it exists in our reality that gives Pennywise incredible powers of shape-shifting able to take on the form of any person or object however it's bound to the rules of our own universes physics meaning that if it takes on the shape of a bird for instance then it must fly like one and cannot defy the laws of physics the obedience to the rules of our universe means that Pennywise a shape-shifting can leave it temporarily vulnerable if its shape shifts into a cabinet and you set it on fire it'll burn however Pennywise also has incredible resistance to physical damage and your invulnerability even being shot in the head won't stop Pennywise for long or even give him much pause if you've seen our previous episodes then you know that we here at the infographics you'll abide by one belief problem solving through superior firepower in this case however no amount of firepower is going to put a dent in anywise at least not until you overcome its psychic defenses first as a creature with psychic abilities Pennywise uses its abilities to manipulate its victims into greatly fearing it stating that fear salts the meat in fact Pennywise refuses to eat people unless they're good and properly terrified having grown a taste for scared children complete invulnerability to fiscal damage and an immortal lifespan and the ability to escape into the dead lights this time you're up against a formidable challenge indeed luckily though Pennywise does have one glaring weakness its narcissus a being of superior power Pennywise believes that humans are flawed beneath it and centuries of preying on hapless people have given it a serious ego boost yet powerful as Pennywise is that staggering ego is a crippling Achilles heel for it is completely incapable of believing that it could ever be resisted let alone overcome by a mere human when a group of children forced it to retreat in the 1950s during one of its feeding cycles Pennywise awoke three decades later and for the first time questioned its own power and abilities of being as ancient as the universe and likely even more tasted defeat for the first time and it left it with crippling self-doubt Pennywise his self-doubt is going to be the foreign ability you're going to exploit but first you have to be able to resist its fear-based attacks against you that means you're gonna have to learn to control fear as when Pennywise can't terrify its prey clearly loses power over them and that even translates to growing physically weaker in our own universe becoming vulnerable to damage that it would normally shrug off without a second thought so we're not gonna do as usual and recommend this weapon or that or this trap or that rather the first thing we're going to recommend is that you take some yoga classes immediately pick up meditation habits and make it a routine to center yourself and empty your mind Pennywise will try to flood you with fear and it will be important that you're able to push those beers out of your mind move to West Hollywood and take up classes in the local yoga studio maybe start eating kale for every meal and start going to obscure indie band concerts you need to get as spiritual as any la hipster and prepare for the ultimate confrontation once you've started saying namaste instead of hello and goodbye in every conversation you're ready for your confrontation but beware because Pennywise will prey on your deepest personal fears it won't be enough to simply push fear out of your mind through superior meditative powers you'll need to have physically face those deepest fears you have and overcome them because you can be sure that in a fight against Pennywise he's going to summon them against you Pennywise his power to create illusions is so strong that they can even physically hurt people so if you're afraid of swimming in the ocean because of great white sharks you better be ready to face down a few great white sharks because that's exactly what Pennywise is going to be throwing at you psychologists recommend exposure therapy to get over severe phobias and we recommend the same for preparing in your fight against Pennywise gradual exposure to deep fears can help you overcome them by putting them in perspective and by slowly acclimating the fear inside of you until it becomes normal go swim in the ocean if you're afraid of sharks and once you're accustomed to that step it up a notch and maybe fly to a tropical island or somewhere with a program that lets you swim with live sharks once you've done that go swimming with sharks while tying bloody stakes to your body if you survive that then you're ready to face Pennywise we weren't bitten into by a great white shark because you've decided to turn yourself into a meat popsicle your actual confrontation with Pennywise will be quite brief he will try to talk to you selling your deepest fears and launch them at you to which you'll simply laugh and shrug them away at this point fear will grow inside of Pennywise as it realizes that it has no power over you cornering the sniveling clown it'll lightly begged for its life and make all sorts of promises if you just let it go everything from bringing dead relatives back to life to making you nearly immortal yourself don't listen to it just take your preferred weapon of choice or even a simple children's baseball bat and finish the job without the power to terrify you penny wisest physical powers diminish as well and though it's never certain if it can truly die you'll at least have liberated the town of Derry for another 30 years just beware that Pennywise typically reverts to its true form when close to defeat and the closest approximation in our universe to its true form is that of a giant spider so while we personally don't find spiders particularly terrifying the sudden appearance of a giant spider the size of a house would no doubt be terrifying to anyone so try not to be suddenly scared to death of a mega sized arachnid when you're so close to victory although if you were honestly we wouldn't blame you even if that means Pennywise likely bit your head off in the end everyone loves Halloween it's that time of year where people get to dress up in spooky costumes eat a bunch of candy and be brutally murdered by a superhuman psychopathic killer for 30 years Michael Myers has stocked our nightmares and Halloween is his time to shine incessantly driven on a quest to murder his family members Michael keeps coming back time and time again looking to finish his evil quest How well do you know your family's background could you be related to Michael Myers if so what would you do if he came after you hello and welcome to another special episode of the infographics show today we're pitting you up against the classic Halloween slasher Michael Myers born on October 19th 1957 Michael Myers was only six years old when he brutally murdered his teenage sister Judith complaining of bizarre inexplicable nightmares and a voice in his head that told him to do bad things Michael's dreams were filled with flashbacks to events that happened centuries ago in medieval Europe Michael dreamed of a 15 year old boy named Enda deformed by a midwife Spock delivery and shunned by his community Enda had nevertheless fallen in love with a Celtic princess named Deidre when her father called for suitors and they approached the king and asked for her hand in marriage only to be rejected and laughed at by all present to include his own father confident he could make Deidre love him if he could simply get to her and to secretly followed her to a river one day approaching her Deidre mistook his intentions and became frightened nearly falling into the river when Indic tried to rescue her Deidre believed he was trying to rape her and fled heartbroken by the accusation and humiliation endo was driven to madness and later on the Celtic holiday of Samhain he viciously attacked Deidre and cool Ian both killing the couple the village turned on Enda and brutally murdered him in return with the king having his shaman curse and a soul to forever wander the earth until the end of time repeating his crime possessed by andis spirit a six year old Michael killed his older sister Judith on Halloween night and then sat outside on the front yard and waited for the police to arrest him he was sent to Smiths Grove sanitarium and became the patient of psychiatrist dr. Sam Loomis who spent 15 years with young Michael Perrault dr. Loomis he spent eight years trying to reach the pint-sized murderer and then seven after that trying to keep him locked up forever because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil on October 30th 1978 Michael broke out of his room and Smith's Grove sanitarium but not before carving the word sister on his door what followed was a long journey trying to track down his surviving younger sister so he could murder her all the while hounded by dr. Loomis who would do its best to recapture the renegade psychopath so let's say that you're checking your family tree and one day you suddenly feel a cold chill as you realize your second cousins with someone in the infamous Myers family tree and to make matters worse you look up and realize that the date on the calendar is October 30th just one day until Halloween what would you do how could you survive an encounter with Michael Myers first you have to know what you're up against afflicted by the curse of thorn Myers is for all intents and purposes simply unkillable it was said that hell wouldn't accept him and so Myers has denied an afterlife either in the pearly gates or in the depths of fiery Hell which unluckily for us means he's stuck to wander the earth forever not only is Michael immortal though he is superhumanly strong able to lift full-grown men into the air with just one arm or Jam his thumbs through somebody's skull along with his super-strength is his super endurance as Myers seems to never physically tire and he's all but involve all two life-threatening injuries to include being shot in the head he may have a healing factor that allows him to regenerate vital organs or perhaps he's simply zombified and lives purely as a corpse animated by evil alone either way he's one tough cookie and if all that wasn't enough Myers also has the extraordinary ability to sneak better than the most accomplished international jewel thief making it impossible to sneak up on him and likely making you the one who will be getting snuck up on so as you may have learned from some of our previous videos picking your battlefield is often the key difference between life and death we face with a superhuman monster such as Michael you're gonna want every advantage you can get while denying him the same this means you're gonna want to fight somewhere where Michael can't effectively sneak up on you so boarded up abandoned houses in the middle of the night our old lumber mills are out of the question instead we recommend a nice big empty Stadium the large open field will give Michael no cover to hide behind and the powerful lights will make it impossible for Michael to have a single shadow to sneak behind but given his intelligence it's likely he'll figure out a way to shut the lights off on you which is bad news so instead wage your battle to the death at daytime so lighting is not an issue no cover to hide behind and no shadows to scope through now you're turning the odds against him but you're gonna still have to find a way to take down 200 pounds of murder that can't die if you're a fan of our other videos then you know that here at the infographic show we're big believers in problem solving through superior firepower and it doesn't get much more superior than the US military's m240 Bravo machine gun a general-purpose machine gun the m240 is an equal opportunity ass-kicking machine easily taking on enemy personnel and lightly armoured vehicles firing a 7.62 millimeter round at a rate of 950 rounds per minute the m240 can reach out and hurt someone almost 4000 metres away that's a lot of ouch being delivered at over 2,800 feet per second giving each 7.62 millimeter round incredible kinetic energy but unfortunately for us Michael seems generally unfazed by ballistics so this time we're gonna have to change our usual tactic of shooting a bunch with big guns until it dies with science you're not going to win this fight with brawn so let's win it with brains what you want to do is have built a secret pit with a trapdoor in advance in the middle of your battlefield now for a mass-murdering literally evil incarnate immortal psychopath Michael it's pretty clever and similar tactics have been tried before however if there's one thing that Michael absolutely hates it's the same thing as every 80s horror villain in history promiscuity and if there's another thing Michael has a blind all-consuming rage for it's a sister we're not gonna spell it out for you and we'd rather leave the details out but you're basically going to have to make a very powerful lure for Michael and seeing as both of his sisters are long dead well you're gonna have to get very creative at least maybe now you can find a use for that blow-up doll you bought as quote joke unquote and then stashed away in shame anyways whatever your clever ploy is and we cannot stress enough that we really don't want to know the details it should be enough to lure Michael in a blind rage toward you with a head full of murder Michael should fall easy prey for your secret trapdoor and fall into the prepared pit that you have waiting for him but what do you fill the pit with that can be lethal to something that can't die venomous snakes spikes flamethrowers venomous snakes carrying spikes that are on fire this is where science comes to the rescue Fleur Oh auntie Monica acid is one of the most powerful acids known to man with a pH of negative 31.3 it's 100 thousand billion billion billion times more potent than stomach acid and no we did not make up that number it's so powerful that it can only be stored in specialized containers because not only would it eat through a glass bottle it would continue eating through the table that it rests on we think you know where this is going Michael may be able to handle being set on fire stabbed in the heart and shot in the brain but we'd like to see what kind of evil can withstand its molecular bonds being ripped apart by Fleur Oh auntie Monica acid in the world of evil spirits it turns out that the ultimate Exorcist HSP chemistry it's late at night and you and your girlfriend are driving down a lonely country road somewhere in the heart of Texas your girlfriend points out how clear the night skies are all the way out here and she asks you to pull the car over so you can have a romantic moment under the stars you point out that you're in the middle of nowhere maybe it's not so smart to stop but she's insisting so grudgingly you pull the car over gazing at the Milky Way laid out before you you have to admit she's right it really is beautiful out here then suddenly you think you hear the sound of a twig snapping alert you look around but your girlfriend insists it's nothing relaxing your guard you hear another twig snapping just at the edge of your headlights this time you know there's something there worriedly you say you should get back in the car and reaching for your keys you drop them like a klutz bending over to pick them up you suddenly hear it the sound of a raging chainsaw and from out of the darkness comes the legendary human skin wearing leather face hello and welcome to another episode of the infographics show today we're putting you the average Joe up against the chainsaw wielding psychopath from Texas leather face leather face is originally from Texas where he lives with his family who cook the people he kills and makes them into chili and other foods to be sold at his father's gas station though his iconic weapon as a chainsaw Leatherface is used everything from his bare fists to sledge hammers to kill his victims or he might just incapacitate them and hang them up on meat hooks so he could skin them alive as a skin connoisseur leather faces a fixation on making clothes out of his victims skin much like real serial killer and Dean whom it's thought that leather face was based off of whatever the inspiration Leatherface will famously fashion his victims skin into a mask to wear though the exact reasoning for this is unknown given the fact that leather face is likely either autistic or mentally [ __ ] he may not even be aware of the horror he inflicts or the inappropriateness of wearing other people's faces as masks leather face is the first opponent we featured which does not have any sort of superhuman or supernatural abilities terrifying as he may be leather face is a normal person albeit quite a bit bigger than most people standing over six feet five inches in height facing off against leather face pardon the pun means you're going to be going up against an individual who has increased abilities or powers perhaps giving you the best fighting chance of any opponent we featured thus far in you versus however you're going to have to watch out for the fact that Leatherface is also quite strong able to lift an adult person two to three feet in the air and onto a meat hook and that takes some serious upper-body strength so you're probably not going to want to get into a punching match Leatherface also has some resistance to pain and this may be physiological such as the inability to feel pain for people who suffer from anhidrosis seeing as Leatherface does react to pain however it's likely that he's simply psychologically better able to handle extreme amounts of pain compared to the normal person as our first opponent who doesn't feature any supernatural superhuman or other types of powers we thought it would be only fair for you to fight on a level playing field that means no access to high-powered weapons military tech or any of the explosive goodness we're so fond of here at the infographic show instead we're putting you in the shoes of his recent victim and we'll show you how to survive and defeat Texas's most legendary serial killer you wake up hanging on a meat hook the pain is severe but thanks to the shock you're not in complete agony also the meat hook hasn't penetrated all the way through your body instead it's pierce through the back muscles just under your shoulder so bleeding out isn't an immediate threat looking across from you though is your unfortunate girlfriend seeing as her face is already gone it's clearly too late for her oh well you warned her it was a dumb idea to stop and stare at the stars first things first you're gonna have to grab onto the chain above your head and lift yourself off the meathook no doubt an extremely painful experience but you're up against Leatherface you better get used to pain once you hop off the hook there's a bit of good news if you haven't already bled to death that means that the hook didn't pierce anything too vital still you're gonna want to try to seal that wound up best you can rip your shirt in half and tie it around your upper body so it makes a giant bandage and make sure to tie it up tight don't bother with cleaning the wound you don't have time and realistically speaking weed out Leatherface sanitizes his meat hooks in between killings so you're probably already screwed on the infection into things you sort of have bigger problems to worry about right now next you're gonna want to get yourself armed if you're in a shed then it's likely there's plenty of improvised weapons just lying around you might be tempted to go for a sledgehammer or other such heavy weapon but here's the thing you're gonna have to get up close and personal to use that sledgehammer and with the gaping wound on your back taking a few swings with a heavy sledgehammer is going to wear you out and tear the wound open Plus Leatherface is a big guy and he'll have a nasty chainsaw that'll cut you to pieces at close range it's going to be best to keep your distance instead find a ring or a spade perhaps and leaning the head against the wall kick the wooden shaft just below the head as hard as you can presto you have yourself a spear with a wicked sharp end now that the wood is fractured and splinter the spear is thought to be the first hunting line of humanity ever invented and with the ability to keep hungry lions at a distance it's clear why keep in mind you're not gonna be throwing your spear that would require a really sharp tip and for it to be balanced correctly which your makeshift spear definitely is anything you're gonna be making sure Leatherface keeps his distance or risk getting a gut full of splinters that's where you'll be aiming by the way the gut because your spear is pretty primitive and doesn't have a solid or sharp head you're gonna want to make sure you avoid sticking any bony areas of the body instead go for the soft fleshy bits places where you can sink your spear in deep and do some serious structural damage it doesn't matter if Leatherface can resist pain having several inches of spear thrust into his belly is gonna lead to some serious blood loss it likely won't be fatal as it can take upwards of a half an hour to die from a stomach wound but it's going to definitely slow him down and maybe even open up an opportunity to get in a killing stroke Spears are great but you're always gonna want to have a back-up plan next you're gonna want something for close quarters but something you could pull out in an emergency you might be tempted to go for the shears they are after all nice and sharp but they're also unwieldly and the panic if you grabbed in the wrong way you might end up cutting yourself instead opted for a decent length screwdriver something between four and six inches long that length will ensure you penetrate deep enough into final areas to achieve a killing blow such as eyes ears and throat but it isn't so long and unwieldy that it's useless if you get into a wrestling match with Leatherface next you would find yourself some barbed wire this is Texas if you're gonna get to strung up on a meat hook and some random killers toolshed there's definitely going to be barbed wire laying around you're gonna want to make a trip line out of the barbed wire so find a place where you can lure Leatherface - that has only one point of entry you're also gonna want to make sure that the actual entryway it's dark with little if any direct light shining on it that's because you're gonna make an ankle high trip line by stringing the barbed wire from one end to the other it's bottled that you keep the wire right around angle height if you place it too high then it's likely Leatherface will just simply crash through it you want to exploit physics by placing the trip lines so low that leather faces Center if gravity is too high up for him to compensate when he starts falling forward and trips over like a pendulum keeping the trip line in the shadows will help hide it but you're not done you're gonna place a second trip line about face level only this one you're gonna make sure isn't as tightly fastened with a pair of pliers you're gonna then turn the individual farms of wire so that they face parallel to the wire and outwards at the approaching leather face this will ensure that the physical profile of the wire is very small so it's leather face brushes forward he isn't able to see it in the dark but it'll also serve another much diabolic purpose your last preparation will be to find some turpentine or something similarly irritating such as paint thinner which again should be easy to find in the texas tools yet once he got it sprinkle it pretty liberally over both of the barbed wire trip lines and for good measure go ahead and pour it over the end of your spear once you're ready and armed go ahead and call out to leather face unlike most Psychopaths he doesn't seem to have any particular weakness to insults or taunts so just play scare scream and cry maybe yell about how badly you don't want your skin turned into a mask leather face should quickly respond looking to secure his final kill as he rushes through the plumie trap doorway he'll run into both trip lines simultaneously the first line down in Zang we'll cut into his ankle flesh and trip him causing him to fall the second line will catch him in the face and because he fastened it more loosely than the first the force of him falling will cause it to yield as he falls instead of simply stopping the fall as he falls in the second line gives way it will severely gouge his face hopefully scoring some pretty deep lacerations around his eyes turpentine coating will magnify the pain of the cuts both on his face and his ankles and if any of the barbs manage to actually cut across his eyes severely irritate him and cause him to tear up effectively blinding him now you've got leather face on the ground but he's not gonna stay there for long if you can spear him while he's on the ground aiming just left or where the shoulder meets the neck coming from a downward angle if properly aimed your spear will avoid all of the bones in the shoulder and will cut to the leather faces torso along or next to the esophagus avoiding any rib bones as well if you manage this congratulations because that's gonna be an instant kill if however Leatherface stumbles up take advantage of his temporary blindness to ram your spear through his gut but really put your shoulder into it you want to not just stab him through the midsection you want to drive it backwards and back over the same ankle high trip wire he just tripped on that's gonna put leather face flat on his back spear in his belly and eyes blinded with cuts and stinging turpentine this is a good time to run sure you could take your chances and jump on top of leather face finishing them off with your handy stabbing screwdriver but for any of you that have seen Game of Thrones you might well remember the mountains most infamous scene do what any self defense expert will tell you and don't take any chances Leatherface is down for the count go ahead and make a run for it if you were trapped in leather faces kill [ __ ] how would you escape how would you defeat leather face you're rummaging through a garage sale one Saturday afternoon with your family when suddenly you hear your younger sister squeal in a panic you've dashed to the dimly lit garage only to find your sister cooing with delight as she looks on at a rather strange and old looking porcelain doll the doll looks like she was made half a century ago but your little sister doesn't care she wants it and she wants it now caving your mom decides that sure it's creepy but it's also surely an antique and who knows maybe it's valuable taking the doll home you can't help but feel like every time you look over your shoulder at the back seat it seems be looking back at you but that's impossible it's just a stupid doll the cars jostling on the bumpy road probably just knocked her eyes that way but then later that night as you're laying in bed you hear the bedroom door open with an agonizingly slow squeak you know you have to roll over and look to see what's there at your door but part of you're panicking mind already knows and it doesn't want to see at last you roll on your back and look over and there she is Annabelle the demon doll from hell and she has a smile just for you hello and welcome to another episode of the infographics shows you versus today we're putting you up against the most infamous possessed doll in history Annabelle popularized by the film the conjuring and subsequent solo films the real Annabelle is a doll that serves as the host for a demonic entity accidentally allowed to possess the doll by two women in their late 20s back in the 1970s received as a birthday gift Annabelle's owner would discover the doll in different places around the house and soon started finding pieces of parchment upon which were written the words helped me help us finally one day a male friend took a nap on the same bed Annabelle was kept at and he woke up after feeling like he was being strangled with the doll staring at him the girls contacted a medium and held the seance who said that the spirit of a seven-year-old girl named Annabelle Higgins a prior occupant was haunting the house but she wanted to stay with the girls and be loved by them the girls gave the spirit permission to inhabit the doll which turned out to be a big mistake as Annabelle was not really a friendly if mischievous spirit of a young girl but a full-blown demon who was looking to possess a human host Annabelle would eventually be locked up in the famous paranormal investigators ed in Lorraine Warren Museum of the occult inside a display case with the words warning positively do not open written on it one visitor to the museum scoffed at the warrant and taunted the doll only to be killed on its motorcycle ride back home from the museum ever since Lorraine has warned disbelievers about not eating her warnings to stay away from Annabelle and other demonic forces so you sited to poke fun at the myth of a demon inhabited doll or perhaps Annabelle managed to scamper out of Eden Lawrence museum and into your house either way you're now in a one-on-one deathmatch versus the demon doll from hell how are you gonna beat it to defeat your enemy first you must know here in Annabelle is a demon which means that she's vulnerable to the same key witnesses as any other demon holy water and holy symbols the key though is having true faith while wielding those symbols a cross is it gonna do you much good if you have no faith that it does in fact represent a higher power with absolute dominion over evil and love for Humanity that's why demon's favorite pray is typically weak-willed holy men with little real faith demons are also bound by the laws of the prime material plain should they manifest physically meaning that while they may have superior speed and strength compared to the average human if they take physical form they're still prone to being harmed God does not accept demons or angels from the laws of physics Annabelle is interesting and that she manifests both spiritually and physically albeit the latter very infrequently typically she does at most demons and haunts her victims torturing them psychologically and increasing their fear or as your fear increases a demon's strength is also increased she typically only manifests physically when greatly enraged in serious danger or when a victim is truly terrified and close to breaking this is a key vulnerability that we'll be exploiting in our death match against Annabelle in both demon and non demon form Annabelle also has a formidable talent for telekinesis which only grows with the horror she induces and her victims her power can range from moving toys across the room to outright snapping fingers on a person's hand making Annabelle one of the most powerful telekinetic demons we've seen so how are you gonna fight a finger snapping demon doll from Hell first as in any confrontation with a demonic entity you're gonna have to make mental preparations before physical ones Annabelle's demonic domain seems to be that of fear meaning she urges her victims to grow increasingly more afraid and thus gross herself part of your mental preparations are going to be to get a grip on your fears because you can bet that Annabelle will be waiting to exploit them unlike other demons we've featured though Annabelle isn't particularly clever and doesn't seem to be able to tap directly into your mind to learn your fears and conjure them instead she plays on the universal fears all humans have of the darkness and the unexpected manipulating her victims with surprise and simple tricks using shadows and low-level telekinetics take a tip from US Special Operations soldiers and fight your fear before you actually get into combat picture your pending confrontation against the demon don't try and imagine every possible scare she could throw at you every creeping shadow she can overwhelm you with and attempts to terrify you when the moment comes and the lights get snuffed out you'll realize that you've been picturing all this before you know it's coming something dreadful will appear in a dark corner but you're ready because you've been thinking about that dreadful thing in the dark for days now you may not be able to eliminate your fear entirely but you've got a pretty good handle on it now so it's time to start dealing with Annabelle directly your primary objective is going to be to destroy Annabelle the doll as that she is a shell that Annabelle the demon inhabits and what allows it free reign to enter and exit our world as it pleases that's likely not going to be easy for a doll Annabelle has shown incredible resilience to damage and the demon isn't going to just let you smash it with a hammer as soon as Annabelle realizes that her tricks and fear tactics aren't working on you she's going to start taking a more direct approach the young man in the 70s who slept in the bed shared by Hannah Bell felt himself being choked and woke up with scratch marks on his chest if you're going to try and destroy Annabelle you bet you're gonna be getting quite a bit more than claw marks this is when Annabelle is going to take physical form and she's unable to break you mentally which is that of a six and a half to seven foot tall demon with crested horns and onyx black skin the demon is very strong and capable of tossing adult humans across a room with ease that's okay because you're not gonna give it a chance to get that close as soon as Annabelle takes physical form you're going to introduce her to humanity's crowning in close-quarters murder the a a 12 Addison assault shotgun test-fired by the US Marine Corps and other militaries from around the world the aa12 features a 20 round drum magazine and is fully automatic able to fire five 12-gauge shotgun shells a second that means that in one four second burst you left emptied your drum magazine but you'll also have perforated Annabelle's demonic body with more holes than a finely aged Swiss cheese and with its ability to absorb 80% of its recoil through its gas system and another 10% through its recoil spring that means you as the shooter only experienced 10% of the recoil per shot giving the aa12 unparalleled accuracy over any other automatic shotgun as our friend Billy Mays would say but wait there's more it can also come armed with the frag 12 shotgun cartridge which turns each shotgun shell into a fragmentation grenade with a cone-shaped blast to keep you safe that's gonna come in handy because demons are incredibly resistant to physical damage featuring a tough outer hide that isn't easily penetrated so what you're gonna do is you're going to create an alternating loadout in your 20 round drum magazine by loading it with one frag 12-round followed by a 12-gauge flechette round filled with 19 metal 4 sheds capable of penetrating over a foot and a half of ballistic gel and traveling at a speed of 1925 feet per second that means you'll be blasting Annabelle with one explosive round before hitting her with a shotgun Spray of flesh shredding flechette immediately followed by another explosive ground and another display of four chefs if Annabelle's demonic body is a hamburger meat in two seconds flat just hold the trigger down for another two seconds but that only gets rid of the physical body and arguably that's the weakest form a demon can take now you need to finish the fight and destroy Annabelle the doll that's especially if you've turned Annabelle's physical form into a diamond-shaped blood stain and quickly evaporating mist of blood she's going to be pissed and she's gonna know you're coming to sever her link to our world so she's gonna throw everything she's got you and with her telekinetic powers that may be a very literal state you better be fast on your feet because you'll be dodging flying furniture and who knows what else here's where getting your hands on a holy symbol would be helpful but unless you have the faith to wield it properly Annabelle's just gonna laugh it off before probably stabbing you in the face with it even if you have faith though there's Annabelle's telekinesis to deal with and she's been known to encourage holy men to drop their symbols by systematically snapping their fingers backwards one at a time to keep that from happening you can order yourself a custom-made medieval style gauntlet made of steel and reinforced with iron manufacturers such as voulons specialize in recreating historical armors and weapons only with the added benefit of modern smelting and blacksmithing techniques we wish Annabel good luck trying to snap the fingers of a stainless steel metal gauntlet however odds are you probably lack the true faith necessary to deflect Annabelle's demonic attacks don't feel bad the Warrens are living proof that even the most powerful exorcists can falter in their faith from time to time why bother getting in close anyway why not keep your distance like say a hundred and ten feet of it with the Excel 18th flamethrower you can spew fires almost a thousand degrees hot at a distance of 110 feet and it's 3.3 gallon fuel tank can be loaded with napalm to make sure it's even more devastating with that much firepower literally at your disposal Annabelle's telekinetic talents won't matter and in seconds you'll have turned to the little demonic porcelain doll into melted clay and rid the world of her link to our world at least temporarily since demons always come back with the Excel 18 flamethrower in the aa12 automatic shotgun no humanity can start giving demons serious second thoughts about ever returning again or until the demons start learning to use shotguns and flamethrowers themselves then we're all doomed it's late in the summer and you and a friend are out on a charter fishing trip having fun and catching wild salmon in a deep sea you jump into the cabin real quick to grab some more sunscreen in order to protect yourself from the blistering Sun and while you're inside you hear a brief yell followed by silence you figure your friends probably got a big fish and got excited but when you step back outside you realize you're all alone on the boat no friend and no captain either even stranger your friends fishing pole is gone as well you've scanned the sea around you thinking that maybe the two fell in somehow but from what you can tell you're all alone in the big blue sea leaning over the edge to look at the water below you you're stunned to spot the massive shape of something swimming below the boat suddenly off to your left the thing comes to the surface as it does a lazy circle of your boat and you're terrified to see a shark fin as tall as you are attached to a shark twice the size of your boat with I see fear gripping you tightly you slowly realize that you're definitely going to need a bigger boat hello and welcome to another episode of the infographics shows you versus today we're pitting you the average Joe up against the most feared ocean predator of all time the Megalodon shark the Megalodon or the Meg as it's known for short is believed to be the largest shark to have ever existed this can be a difficult fact to ascertain because sadly most of the shark's skeleton is made of cartilage which decomposes quickly after the animal's death leaving only teeth to fossilize as a record of the animal's existence combined with the millions of years of sediment and tectonic ships that have occurred throughout Earth's history there could well have been a larger much rare shark that existed than the Megalodon but whose fossils have never been discovered Megalodon though was plenty big enough reaching an incredible size of up to 59 feet that's about the length of a bowling alley or almost the length of two telephone poles stacked on top of each other an absolutely incredible size and with predators you know what they say big size big teeth the megalodons name literally means big tooth with each tooth reaching a size of about seven point one inches making each tooth so big it would take both your hands to hold it by comparison great white sharks have teeth that typically grow about two to three inches in length and reach a maximum size of around 20 feet the bank laDawn is thought to have varied its hunting strategy depending on the prytt consumed though generally relied on its oversized jaws and teeth to crush bones and deliver killing blows while modern great white sharks likes to target the soft underbelly of prey where its teeth can slash through the flesh and cause massive bleeding the make is believed to have directly targeted areas such as the heart and lungs breaking through the protective ribcage with its bone crushing teeth something which a great white simply doesn't have the power to do it was not a dumb predator though and while chasing fast agile prey the Meg would often target flippers and fins ripping them off with one massive bite so that the prey could no longer outmaneuver the big predator like great whites though the Meg is believed to have targeted its prey from below swimming up from the depths at great speed before slamming into a prey animal like a bulldozer made out of teeth and fury and if you thought you'd be safe given your small size and just not worth the effort think again as there's plenty of fossil evidence to suggest that megalodons were very opportunistic feeders who would eat anything at all that it had a chance to we suppose that makes sense considering the massive energy requirements of having such a large body now after millions of years of extinction the Meg is back and it's coming for you all we can say is good luck as usual to defeat your opponent you must know your opponent so what exactly are you up against here well we think we laid it out pretty well up to this point you're up against the single most feared predator the ocean has ever known an evolutionary perfect organism who dominated the very top of the food chain for millions of years and which could only be wiped out by massive climate change in over competition for shrinking food resources unlike most modern whales the Meg was a very fast and agile swimmer despite its size and would have had to be in order to catch prey were pretty sure spend 99% of its lives fleeing from giant predatory sharks the mag is also believed to have had a very refined sense of smell with similar capabilities in detecting bleeding and struggling prey from many miles away it may even have had the electroreceptive sense of many modern sharks letting in hunt in even the deepest darkest waters by detecting the electricity generated by swimming animals and muscles in a bit of good news the Meg may not have had fairly sharp eyesight but with such overdeveloped sense of smell it probably didn't need it this is the part where we explained your opponent's weaknesses so that you can capitalize on them and win the fight this time were hard-pressed to list any exploitable vulnerabilities other than we don't know it can't survive on land so there you go to defeat the Megalodon simply stay on land and never ever venture out into the water again sadly for you that's not how this fights going down so just how in the world are you going to defeat the Meg first you're gonna need protection really serious protection to keep those massive jaws in there 108,000 514 Newton fight force at bay to survive in the water with Megalodon you're gonna have to hijack the US Navy's DSRV one mystic or deep submergence rescue vehicle of mini submarine currently on display at a naval museum whose job was to rescue sailors trapped in submarines up to 5,000 feet below the surface sporting walls made of steel several inches thick Megalodon may have been able to crush the rib cages of giant whales in its time but if it tries to do the same fear mini sub it's gonna leave with a bad toothache unfortunately for you the Meg had rows upon rows of replacement teeth always ready to go much like a modern shark we've had many of you were thinking okay easy just blow up the shark and you're done and yes it's true it would be relatively easy with modern explosives sadly the concussive force of explosives powerful enough to actually kill a Megalodon shark will also crush the whole of your submarine leaving you with a Pyrrhic victory at best so while we typically believe in problem-solving through superior firepower this time we're gonna tip our head to science once again modern biology to be more specific a tiny fraction of Megalodon size the box jellyfish may not look very intimidating versus a giant mouthful of oversized serrated teeth but the box jellyfish produces what may be one of the most dangerous natural Venom's in the world stored along the tentacles the stingers of a jellyfish fire off when the Stinger cells detect the chemicals present on exposed skin shooting their stingers into flesh at several hundred feet per second even if severed the tentacles of a jellyfish can still be dangerous and will automatically fire off as stingers if unspent no matter cysts come into contact with exposed skin once in the bloodstream the venom attacks the body cells wearing down its protective membrane and cause them to become porous enough to cause the leakage of potassium causing hyperkalemia or elevated potassium levels in the blood this can lead to cardiovascular collapse and death within just two to five minutes to win this fight you're gonna have to do some prep work because you might be thinking now that luring the big shark can do a school of jellyfish is a pretty good idea except sharks have very tough skin and it's all but impervious to jellyfish stings instead you're gonna have to get the jellyfish or at least the stingers inside the shark somehow capturing box jellies is surprisingly easy and can be done at night with help of bright neon lights scientists have proven that the jellyfish are attracted to the lights which helps explain why so many have in recent decades been showing up on beaches near big cities the jellies have been lured in close by the bright lights of the city shining in the dark so with a simple neon tube you're gonna fish for jellies with a net and using neoprene gloves to protect your skin start gathering tentacles which is where the new mat assists or stingers are located you want to be careful not to fire off the stingers prematurely and with a shark the size of a Meg you're gonna need to round up a few pounds worth of jellyfish tentacles which is not gonna be easy at all but like we said earlier this time we're not giving you access to high-powered weaponry for your own safety you're gonna have to go all natural and become an underwater Rambo of sorts now you have several pounds of fresh jellyfish tentacles all loaded with deadly toxins just waiting to be released your next step is to get it inside the shark much like a stinging Trojan horse full of death sharks are not particularly picky eaters and as we learned earlier the megaliths no exception the next step is going to be to stuff fish guts full of the stinging tentacles while being careful to avoid being stung yourself or we can basically just go ahead and declare the Fox jellyfish the de facto winner of this death match once you've got a massive stuffed fish guts it's time to slip beneath the waves protected by your submersible and then quickly release your bait into the water an opportunistic predator with a massive caloric requirement the Mega is going to literally leap at the chance to get in on a free feast and within seconds is going to have an esophagus and stomach full of stinging box jellyfish tentacles all pumping their terrible venom directly into its soft vulnerable interior tissues in minutes the toxins will have caused massive leakage of potassium into the shark's bloodstream enough to overwhelm its natural filtration process which will lead to a massive and very sudden heart attack congratulations you just science the crap out of a victory against the most formidable predator ever to stock the oceans proving once again why humans really are the apex predator at least until sharks team up with jellyfish to keep us out of the water forever because despite very fine mesh anti jellyfish Nets stings from deadly box jellyfish are on the rise all around the world imagine it's late one night and you're lying in bed resting after a hard day's work as you're trying to doze off the sleep though you think you hear the shuffling of tiny little feet peering curiously into the darkness you can't seem to make anything out and late your head back down to sleep but suddenly there it is again the quick pitter-patter of tiny little feet followed by a mischievous snicker this time you're sure there's something there and as you bolt upright you spot it there standing atop the covers at the foot of the bed is the doll from Hell itself Chucky this pint-sized killer has been terrorizing us since the early 80s when the soul of a dying serial killer was transferred into the plastic body of an innocent looking doll since then he has racked up an impressive murder count with his preferred method of killing being stabbing his victims to death with a large steak knife although unlike many monsters and killers we featured before Chucky doesn't mind setting up elaborate traps for his victims taking pleasure in their accidental deaths so what exactly are you up against if you find yourself in a one-on-one deathmatch with the infamous killer doll out of all the monsters and killers we've put the average Joe up against Chucky is unique in that he isn't overwhelmingly more powerful than the average person Chucky doesn't have special magical powers to sneak up on you isn't stronger than most people or particularly speedy although given his small stature he is pretty quick on his feet and agile to boot but certainly nothing approaching supernatural powers Chucky also doesn't have any dark or strange voodoo to be witchy with instead Chucky relies on the element of surprise taking advantage of the fact that most of the time he looks like nothing more than a friendly dog lolling his victims into a false sense of security with his non-threatening outer appearance Chucky waits for the opportune time to strike before delivering a killing blow this means that if you come across any strange dolls you probably shouldn't bend over to pick them up and inspect them up close because although Chucky is usually inhabiting a good guy doll he does have the ability to jump into other dolls so this would be a good time to start earning your childhood mementos and stuffed teddy bears with some serious suspicion Chucky second biggest strength is his cleverness typically we tell you to prepare elaborate traps in order to overcome the physical or supernatural strengths of the enemies we've covered before however in this case it should be you who's aware of falling one of Chuckies traps this is probably the first fo we faced where your main goal is going to be staying out of any would-be traps while trying to avoid a miniature killer doll no easy tasks lastly Chucky is incredibly resilient to damage of any kind not only does the voodoo curse keep his spirit trapped in a doll or let him transfer to other dolls but it means that even destroying the doll itself is no guarantee of defeat you can do massive damage to Chucky's physical body only to have the evil spirit returned later in another plastic body and speaking of doing damage you're going to be hard-pressed to do anything critically damaging to what is essentially a plastic doll shoot an arm off he'll just pop it back in melt his face Chucky doesn't need to see blow him up into pieces well actually that might buy you some time but again he's gonna come back he always comes back so how are you going to defeat a pint-sized killer inhabiting a cheap plastic doll he can simply leap out of and can lay elaborate traps which might incapacitate you long enough for Chucky to transfer his soul into your body and yours into his doll this is gonna be a battle that takes place in stages and as always preparation is gonna be key first you want to make sure that you choose the battleground as usual it's always better to fight on the home turf but it'll be especially important to deny Chucky the advantage of setting up any kind of trap knowing the terrain will let you immediately identify if something is out of place this also means though that you need to ensure you always remain aware of Chuckies location too many of his victims have made the mistake of letting him slip out of sight only to be ambushed later to track Chucky's movements you're gonna want to plan in advance and get your hands on some cheap easily purchasable acoustic and vibration detector alarms amazon has a wide selection available right now which runs from as low as six dollars up to several hundred but you don't have to break your back to be Chucky just buy a dozen cheaper vibration detectors and spread them in the area around you as Chucky Sprint's around behind furniture and in the shadows his little footsteps will set off the vibration detectors letting you easily track his movements now that you know where Chucky is the question is how do you kill this [ __ ] murderer as mentioned before we here at the infographic show often prefer problem solving through superior firepower but hitting a one foot tall and very fast-moving object is gonna be a challenge for even skilled sharpshooters ace 12-gauge shotgun is an appealing choice the wide spread of the shotgun pellets will give you a lot of room for error and while useless at moderate to long ranges it's an incredibly devastating weapon at close ranch that sounds perfect but Chucky's tiny body simply isn't going to be very effective even if you turn it into Swiss cheese a high-powered flamethrower is also an appealing option but again you're dealing with a foe who simply leave his melted plastic body and inhabit a new object putting you at severe disadvantage as you try to guess which random doll is going to try and murder you for the first time in the infographics show history we're gonna advocate for peace or at least not for outright obliteration your goal isn't going to be the destroyed Chucky but rather to imprison him first you need to make sure there are no suitable objects for Chucky to inhabit in the vicinity this is why picking your battlefield is so important once you're sure that there's nowhere for Chucky soul to flee you're gonna let him come to you but again with your alarm system set up so you're not surprised Chucky's ultimately still just a regular Joe himself simply trapped in the body of a plastic doll so while he may be reluctant to come face you after knowing he can't get the element of surprise resorting to a few well-placed insults has been shown to be effective in the past and raising his higher two murderous levels what seems to be particularly effective is insulting his noun non-existent manhood after all dolls don't have boy barks although in at least one film this point was a little bit confused however you lure him out into the open once sufficiently pissed off Chucky is going to try to throw caution to the wind and come at you in full murder mode don't panic this is exactly what you want because unknown to Chucky you've been prepared the whole time with a handheld liquid nitrogen shooter that's right you heard us correctly in 2016 real-life x-men candidate Colin Furze built a rig that shot liquid nitrogen from a backpack storage container through a palm mounted device shooting a stream of liquid nitrogen at negative 302 degrees Fahrenheit vs device can the instantly flash freeze any object in ranked and in this case it'll be Chucky's tiny little plastic body so now that you have a frozen murder doll that's as fragile as glass you're gonna be tempted to just smash the damn thing to pieces but again remember that if the bodies destroyed Chucky will just come back instead it's time to get creative with Chucky's ultimate fate first you're going to remove his limbs to ensure Chucky can't get away or manipulate objects leave as just a head on a body unable to use his hands or feet Chucky won't be running anywhere and he won't be able to perform the voodoo ritual that lets him jump into the new host then simply hire a boat and transport the tiny armless and legless killer to a deep spot in the ocean we recommend the lychee deep in the Eurasian Basin of the Arctic Ocean unlike many other oceans the Arctic Ocean isn't as heavily fished by Dragonetti the practice of lowering nets to the seafloor and scouring the ocean bottom for fish which might accidentally end up getting Chuckie into someone's nest and possibly somehow letting them find a new body we want to make sure nobody ever sees Chucky again so the 17,000 880 feet of the Lipke deep is our best bet sass-mouth web slinging superhero probably one of the most iconic characters of modern American media and instantly recognizable around the world with super-strength danger sense and the ability to fling webs and so seriously unresolved dead uncle issues spiderman slings across the streets of new york city fighting crime but what if you were locked into a one-on-one deathmatch against the web-slinging superhero what chance would you have and how could you overcome it hello and welcome to another episode of the infographics show could you defeat it today we're pitting the average Joe up against spider-man spider-man was created by the legendary Stan Lee and Steve Ditko first appearing in amazing fantasy number 15 in August 1962 Stan Lee would go on to say that the inspiration for spider-man came from a desire to create a character with whom teenagers could identify inside the non superhuman pulp magazine crime fighter the spider as an influence although teenage superheroes at the time were given names that ends with boy Lee wanted to change the character to age over time and thought that the name spider boy would have made the character sound inferior versus other superheroes as the character headed to print Stan Lee was responsible for bringing the character concept and story to life while Steve Ditko through the costume came up with the wrist web shooters and the spider symbol Spiderman was an instant success with his first appearance in amazing fantasy being one of Marvel's highest selling comics at the time on March 1963 spider-man went primetime with his own solo comic dubbed the amazing spider-man eventually becoming Marvel's top-selling series but who exactly is spider-man and what would you be facing if you took him on an ordinary high school student Peter Benjamin Parker was a science whiz and orphan living with its Uncle Ben and Aunt May one day he's bitten by a radioactive spider this was before it was widely known that the only superpower radiation gives is cancer and acquires agility and strength proportionate to a human sized arachnid but how strong exactly is that well assuming Peter Parker got the best abilities from all spiders he would be able to jump 50 times his own body length Norwegian athlete Arnett's revere VAX world record for this standing long jump stands at 12 feet and 2 inches but with spider-man's powers he'd be able to jump 300 feet from a standing start what about his climbing ability spider legs are covered in very tiny hairs which are in turn covered with microscopic organs that seize on the tiny imperfections and surfaces given a spider incredible grip however very smooth surfaces defeat these organs so as spider-man slings his way across town he'd better make sure not to land on a plate glass window or it'd be a long fall to the street below spider-man famously has use of his spider sense which alerts him to danger via a warning signal in his brain that triggers as pain and varies with the intensity of the threat spiders have a similar spidey sense though there's comes from their mini eyes which gives them an incredible field view to supplement their visual organ spiders bodies are also covered in tiny hairs which are highly sensitive and perceive the smallest vibrations coming through the air or surface their standing on these hairs allow a spider to react to danger or prey lightning-fast spider-man's webs started off as wrist mounted devices that fired off artificial webbing but in later iterations they became biological adaptations that allow them to do this without the help of a special gadget as real-life spiders keep all the silk protein for web spinning in their enlarged posterior we're not even gonna hazard a guess as to where on his body spider-man stores his silk protein a spider's web is incredibly strong though with a tensile strength five times greater than steel and yet is incredibly lightweight a single strand that encircled the globe would weigh only one pound two ounces so spider-man is approximately 50 times stronger than the average human can detect impending danger nears location stick to most surfaces and shoot web 5 times stronger than steel should be an easy fight right unlike most superheroes spider-man has no obvious weaknesses except dead uncle issues meaning there is no Superman kryptonite like weakness to directly exploit however also unlike most other superheroes spider-man is not physically involved a weapons he can take a hell of a beating but he's not impervious to gunshots or stab wounds or a concussion from a club to the back of the head his healing factor works on an order of days not seconds or minutes so even though he's super agile super-strong and can shoot super-strong webs he's not completely invulnerable first up you're gonna want to be the one on the initiative versus spider-man make sure that you decide the battleground and not him the most important thing to neutralize will be spider-man's maneuverability so lure him to a location where he won't be able to physically stick too many walls a big open field would work though if you have access to Lex Luthor level wealth then simply built a custom battlefield made of smooth glass magnetic boots and magnetic inserts beneath the glass would let you move around freely while denying spider-man the ability to jump around and avoid your attacks secondly we can't stress this enough forget hand-to-hand combat he's 50 times stronger than the average human spider-man could rip your arms off and beat you to death with them longtime nemesis Doctor Octopus may have super-strong titanium mechanical arms but one serious punch from spider-man would obliterate his skull instead it's apparently better to let octopus run around endangering the entire city let's say in this deathmatch though neither of you are holding back so don't get into punching range there's several good options for you at this point you've lured spider-man to your custom killing field mary jane seems to always make for good bait so we recommend that next you'll have to keep on a range meaning you're going to have seconds to kill spider-man before you're toast he may not be able to web sling his way across a huge empty field or your custom-made glass bowl but he can still jump 300 feet per bound you're gonna need something that can neutralize a fast-moving target with the ability to do acrobatic evasive maneuvers you're gonna need the US Navy's foul links close-in weapon system designed to defend Navy ships from anti-ship missiles helicopters drones and other fast moving targets a phallic sunic consists of a 20 millimeter vulcan cannon paired with a kayuu band radar system for tracking targets it also packs a forward-looking infrared sensor for detecting low-observable anti-ship missiles via their heat generation and a fully automated targeting tracking and computer that leaves humans out of the loop and can react in milliseconds designed to destroy incoming sub and supersonic missiles a phalanx e Wis is more than capable of tracking and shredding spider-man into spider paste with a firing rate of 3,000 rounds a minute or 50 every second but in all honesty that's overkill as spider-man has proven repeatedly he's a good guy and that might be his greatest vulnerability listen this is a match to the death so we're gonna leave morality out of this one but if you really want to defeat spider-man just use human bait kidnap Mary Jane again tire up and gag er in the middle of your chosen killing field again somewhere nice big and open and invite Spider Man to come rescue er under Mary Jane's clothing however you will have secured and pre armed an m60 claymore mine obviously facing outwards we've talked about the Claymore before in the series but probably because in all honesty it's just the best at killing pretty much anything spider-man will sense danger but he's expecting a match to the death odds are not very high he's going to be expecting you're so cold-blooded that you're going to suicide bomb his longest-running love interest just to eliminate him but you are because this is a match to the death listen you may not win with the ability to claim the moral high ground here but then again you're facing a man spider that can punch your face off for the more morally scrupulous amongst you though just stick with the Phalanx how would you defeat spider-man what other superhero you want to see a stake on let us know in the comments also be sure to check out our other video view vs. Jason could you defeat him thanks for watching and as always please like share and subscribe see you next time

Channel: The Infographics Show

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Length: 70min 18sec (4218 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 30 2019