Xiao needs some therapy (Genshin Impact)

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what's going on over here what are those why are these hilah churros cursed what's going on what the is it or is there something weird about those hilly trails over there they give off a sinister energy right now they look kind of they look kind of weird we've seen plenty of hilly trolls before and they're always the bad guys but this is different oh this is right by the wong shu in two the guests are in great danger now that we've seen it if we don't do anything about it my mom will feel really guilty let's go take care of them all right dude are these things gonna like one-shot me as soon as they smack me here let me see how much damage they do come on hit me [Music] this is normal these super evil hilly trolls are more difficult to defeat than the usual kind too hey seems like people are gathering over there oh i wonder what they're doing this guy's got a mat wait what is that see the guy in the mask he scared off all the hilly trolls is he an adeptus oh you mean like shell now that you mention it this guy's mask is kind of similar to the one that he wears but the magic he was using seemed even more adept to see than shells shall we go say hi yeah allow us to introduce ourselves please if you're here to thank me there's no need cleansing the world of evil is the duty of the adept i think nothing of it i certainly don't wait a minute what's going on here wait who are you one had assumed you were followers but on closer inspection it seems that we have not met my name's paymon and this is my sidekick sidekick hold on wait a minute even even paimon acknowledges that she's the main character of the story the one before you is the adaptus master of stars the one is better known to one's followers as star snatch sure i've never heard of you bro one descended from one's mountain abode to cleanse the world of evil whereupon fate saw fit that our paths should cross now tell me that which you wish for our wishes hyman thought that the adept guy and lelai were just really good in battle you mean you can grab people's wishes too there are different levels of adept eye are not the stars loftier than the mountains clouds and moon yet it is unbecoming of an adept eye to boast of one's powers one would have you first speak to one's followers and only then make your verdict so i gotta speak to them yo what's up male believer not long ago i sought some medicine from him on behalf of my ailing father the difference with booboo pharmacy's prescriptions was like night and day i tell you wait a minute no you don't this guy's serving you medicine too once it was boiled and ready it gave off this really ethereal mist seemed pretty adept all to me could have also been because there was misflower in it though oh my adept eye medicine is surely the most potent my father will recover soon i just know it you you fishy as hell dog i don't trust you already i'm a merchant and i had an especially valuable batch of goods that needed transporting recently so i asked the master of stars if he would make the journey with me as presumptuous as that was uh-huh reason being monsters run a mile as soon as he so much as holds up his talisman it didn't come cheap of course but then soliciting the services of a god is a monumental affair just look at the right of dissension so i can accept it but i doubt that most from outside of lieu would be willing to after my fiance have been left i cried every day oh damn okay now this is heavy but then i turned to the master of stars for help at his suggestion i started burning paintings of my fiance and casting the ashes into the ocean at sunrise i can't explain it but it really worked i know in my heart that he'll return this is not some sort of positive thinking trick i'm certain of it i'm so overjoyed that i gave a portion of my wedding budget to the master of stars as an offering after all if not for him i wouldn't be getting my fiance back in which case i wouldn't need it anyway what what the hell okay you need to explain yourself one's adherence may exaggerate a little but they speak from the heart from their imagination there was once a senior adeptus shir wu yang known to the people as liangzu he said this all things are connected that which mortals call imagination is merely the bridge betwixt the spiritual and the material in other words their wishes are already on the path of transitioning into reality does this make things clearer uh nope it makes them way more complicated but basically what you're saying is that their wishes can come true yeah okay so we also have one other question oh you need but ask um go on take it off god take off isn't the mask bit inappropriate nah bro i don't i don't trust this guy one wanders among mortals doing good and cleansing evil one reveals not one's visage to avoid further disturbance to this realm than is necessary what are your wishes i want to know where my sibling is i want power rivaling that of the gods i'd like to get rich quick now i want to know where my sibling is i'm already rich i got 10 million more in my back pocket i'm good so be it this wish is not beyond one's power to grant uh-huh but first one must see some proof of your faith what's that supposed to mean he's gonna make me initiated to this cult or something the way of the adept eye cannot be grasped from words alone one must seek the profound truths that lie beyond them should you fail to perceive one's hidden meaning then regrettably one may lend you no aid what do we doesn't do him at all he wants it he wants maura that's right some of those believers mentioned that they had to pay a pretty son for the adapter's help didn't they yeah well hi mine's not forking over anymore and we don't have anything valuable [Music] you don't even have a vision i don't think people put visions up for sale why don't we make him a tasty snack no one can resist the temptation of good food uh sounds good actually so you'd like a copy of yaksha's the guardian adept eye yes here and keep the change oh aren't you generous thank you for your patronage hey isn't that um star snapper what a coincidence running into him again coincidence or adept incidents what did you hear the name of the book he just bought was it yaksha's the guardian well anyway it was definitely a book about the adept guy why wouldn't a dentist want to buy a book about himself perhaps he's a narcissist maybe could be there's something that's just not right about this guy yeah wait his mask is so ugly that's out of pocket nah chill why wouldn't adopt us want people to pay him maura that's a good point none of the other adept die we've met seemed like they needed anything from anyone yeah hmm thinks we should check out that book maybe we'll find out something about this guy that we can use this is the one let's see what it's all about shall we in ancient times liue was a land of misery where the shadow of evil loomed large as slain gods festered their vengeful wrath cursed the world manifesting in infernal forms when demons stirred miasmas monsters and mutations infested the land then rex lapis summoned the yaksas to this this is from the trailer they swore an oath restore order through slaughter purge evil through battle to this we dedicate our heart looks so cool eons of bloodshed later karmic death weighed upon them phantom wrath seeping into their broken souls that they went mad with fear turned on each other or succumbed to the darkness of the five foremost yoxis death came to three while the fourth vanished without a trace in the millennia since one conqueror of demons remains the sole surviving yaksha in the mortal realm and only on moonlit nights in the glow from guillen and in the sound of the di hua flute is his memory preserved yeah that was the trailer for zhao's story quest the book says that the wrathful spirits of the gods defeated during the arkhan war can sometimes cause plagues monsters or mutations oh all of which sound pretty horrendous oh hey wait a second i'm on wonders if do you think those super evil hilly yeah earlier were the mutations that the books talking about yeah probably the book says that the yaksas after fighting against the wrath of the gods for thousands of years became bound by karma poisoned by the hateful thoughts of the gods the yaksas would often descend into indescribable fits of terror rage or agony oh it's so tragic after everything they went through in all their years of protecting leela they got no reward and had to deal with so much suffering instead life is pain there used to be five main yakshas but supposedly only one of them is still alive today do you think that it could have anything to do with that star snatcher guy no surely not he doesn't exactly give off the impression that he's been suffering for thousands of years definitely not it's pretty obvious that the star snatcher guy is scamming people and he's trying to uh make people believe he's the sole surviving yaksha now to head back to where this all started and commence our investigation let's part the fog of mystery that hangs over dwayne karst and let the truth shine through in its full glory we're playing detective now are we so it's obvious this guy was using the talisman because he doesn't have adaptable energy oh look they're back look well let's see what he my does foul demon flee oh oh why why won't you flee [Music] sorry buddy we gotta we gotta save you i don't know if hello trolls sounded like that they don't sound as cute as i thought they do i don't get it why didn't the sigil of permission do anything aha yeah he was using the pseudo permission has the evil aura of these hilly turtles okay oh that that that's a good reaction face come on oh man schedule of permission huh now why does that sound familiar i yes the get out of juyun free card what are you two babbling on about one is merely underslept meaning that one's adaptal power is not in full flow yeah yeah we're one but given another opportunity yeah yeah well as it happens there goes another bunch of either oh no no no no then uh one suddenly feels ill at ease surely one has over expended one's adaptal powers otherwise one would surely purge these infernal beings at once so you were just bragging after all we were great to be suspicious yep come on traveler looks like it's up to us use your elemental sight and hunt them down oh it's that concrete hello was just wondering who could have made such short work of these hilly churros it's you i remember you he remembers me guys he remembers us i was purging some living beings that had been tainted by the demonic it would appear that i have caused you some trouble huh he isn't usually this polite what's going on how is that causing trouble that is because the changes that occurred in these monsters stem from me oh or more precisely from the karma i have accumulated okay mutations karma oh does that mean remembers that chow is also called the vigilant yaksha isn't he so so that means oh [Laughter] we read about your past in a book you must mean that piece of literati fan fiction from a few hundred years ago all things are impermanent and to exist is to suffer we yaksas have no need of sympathy or tears damn that's edgy as hell but understandable coming from the guy who literally suffers by living my comrades who have passed on would see your tears as a stain upon their legacy it matters not in any case i am on my way to purge a cavern of demonic influence so we shall part ways here wait take us with you we'll be a big help on promises no need i am used to fighting alone and in any case these mutations originated from me to begin with oh consider it pymon's parents for being accidentally rude just now please suffering is my price to pay for eons of endless slaughter i have come to accept this but in recent years other living things have suffered when the burden should be mine alone to bear i must reflect on this oh it's understandable why xiao is kind of edgy because his life is literally suffering but um goosebumps oh i will use the ritual known as the bane of all evil to relieve this place of its karma this looks pretty as hell whoa you must remain calm do not allow yourself to be affected by the lingering wrath of bygone gods yeah xiao is such a sick character dude that muscle looks so badass from the traveler's being a vigilant position right yeah let's just realize that you only wear your mess when you're fighting the bad guys but that star stature guy wears his mask the rest of the time too star snatcher i am aware of no adeptus by such a name [Music] guys total fraud it was pretty obvious dude xiao was so cool i kind of want to pull for him like seeing people battle as xiao it looks so cool but it's just like i don't know why i just wanna stick to the free-to-play characters the only person i said i was ever gonna pull for was ganyu and i'm never pulling again so i'm gonna stick by that okay bro it's so cool it is good that we came here an unusual number of living things had fallen under infernal influence had we not arrived in good time the consequences would have been unthinkable now this star snatcher you speak of what is the situation who grants wishes to think that people could be so easily deceived by such blatant lies as an adeptist do you have the power to grant wishes yeah the leeway of yesteryear would never ask the adept eye for boons unearned millennia ago the ancestral people of liue asked for nothing more than the strength to defend the land they called their home to be honest and a dead guy who grants people's wishes is probably more appealing to people nowadays true however feeble people nowadays may be they are not my concern i concern myself only with following rex lapis's original decree oops hyman spoke without thinking again yeah your fault oh uh one more thing that fake adapter has a sigil of permission it's what it uses to exercise demons wait truly fool exercising demons without exterminating them it is no wonder they have been congregating here if this continues things may spiral out of even my control we must confiscate his sigil of permission i'd like to also teach him a lesson we've got to show that trickster what you get for trying to fool us and it just so happens that we've got a real adeptist with us too if you were to teach star stature a lesson you can bet he'll know uh what kind of lesson is y'all gonna be teaching because reminder this is zhao we're talking about uh no i only sleep i knew that's what he was thinking i possess an art called dream trawler it is normally used to separate the soul from the body that one might cultivate oneself in a waking dream huh but it can also be used to call forth the spirits of others whoa now that's a real adaptation a ritual must be performed for this art to be used assist me in gathering a few items a sensor seven lamps and something to reduce the temperature do you know of the two yaksa statues that stand guard beside a merchant road on the southern face of mount tianhung the ancestors of the people of liua built shrines there to honor the yaksas oh you should still be able to find some ceremonial items there the spirit soars the mountains high while the body rests as the world goes by um sorry to interrupt you but we'd like to borrow some sensor into some lamps well i'll be isn't that something a pair walk into a shrine neither to seek nor worship gods or adept i but to pilfer the tools of worship for their own ends we know it's rude to ask but we just need them for a short while honest for the dream trawler ritual i trust yeah how'd you know that i have been in the shrine for far longer than you would expect perhaps as a reward for my faithfulness i have been endowed with some understanding of the adapti arts uh-huh wow hyman's never heard of that happening before ah it matters not take what you need it is a fortuitous thing that these items may be of service to you they served little purpose here in any case something on your mind nothing that you need concern yourself with please take what you wish you said take what you wish so um i'm gonna just take these bird eggs real quick too so next we just need to grab the seven star lamps right the sooner we start the sooner we'll be done shall we yeah i swore that guy was literally just here a second ago that guy was just here bro where did he go [Music] i presumed that once you had acquired what you came for you would forget about me simply be on your way wait he's an a he's an adeptus my physical form ceased to exist over a thousand years ago what you witnessed earlier was an illusion created by the adapti art known as mortal lingering aha now that you have taken the seven star lamps and sensor used in the mortal lingering ritual my form is no longer visible to you you're a ghost it is not untrue to say this the line between adeptai and ghosts is a fine one indeed i was once a junior in the order of the yaksas bestowed with the name pervasis today is the anniversary of my death oh my last wish was to see a modern leeway and so i took the liberty of performing this ritual here you were sent here by the conqueror of demons were you not so you two know each other then our senses are upon you that and the heavy burden of his karma oh even after all these millennia he still must endure such tremendous suffering i am truly ashamed don't say that professes you sacrificed your life for leeway didn't you life is a precious thing yes but when i think of the burden that the conqueror of demons must bear death seems to me to have been the easy way out a selfish indulgence even i apologize birthdays are joyful occasions but by the same token it is hard not to be melancholy on the anniversary of one's death mortal lingering will not last much longer take care you two and please pass on my regards to the conqueror of demons you take care of two of her faces good luck in the afterlife or wherever you're going if only i could taste some authentic grilled ticker fish once more by wave and storm i hunt for fish by wind and snow i slay evil and i think he's gone i'm on really hopes that at least someone will remember privacy's the yaksha i'll remember that hmm this sensor and these lamps their designs are flawless almost as if they were made specifically for use in the adept eye arts where did you come by them we got them from pervasis oh and um he says hi pervasis yes this does have the hallmarks of something pervasis might do as i thought it seems that he could not leave leo behind either i hope that its present state will allow him to rest in peace yes this will do now the next step is the key to performing dream trawler there are four steps to performing this ritual offering incense meditation incantation and losing an arrow are the product of millennia of study by adept i do not dismiss their mystical workings as rigmarole right come on pymon you opening your mouth without thinking again pymon failure to take this seriously could cause the technique to devour one's own body or cause the spirit to be sundered from one's flesh permanently jesus okay when offering the incense we place the incense into the sensor with reverence for rex lapis in our hearts meditation is to empty ourselves of trivial thoughts and to focus on the target of the art we are performing then we shall recite the incantation in a loud voice devayaksha bring forth sin okay finally we will loosen arrow towards each of the yaksa statues to enlist their authority for our contract okay if all goes well star snatcher's soul will be brought forth shortly gulps it's a good thing we have the guide with us because i don't think i would i don't i don't even remember what the steps were anymore [Music] oh [Music] no you said it all the wrong to the letter uh-huh close enough leave the rest to me you two get ready to greet him where is one huh you two look familiar yeah what's with one's body one feels light weightless uh guess what you're already dead dead impossible one was just lying in peaceful repose at wong shui in wait that must be it of course it must as expected have an adeptus such as oneself one must indeed be in a dream ah there's no helping this guy is there what is the meaning of this do you truly think that one will permit such insolence in one's own dreams all right time to take him down a pig oh boy we gotta fight wait what there's a boss fight hold on gotta bear him buddy well i'll give you a push wait can i beat this guy with just bearing money oh i want to see come here nope come back come back where him where is he going no aha what's happening is this really not a dream you're standing in fire i surrendered i surrender so are we still going to do this oneself song and dance no no never again you almost killed me please great adept i spare my life i won't do this ever again i swear it we did call your spirit here but we're not a depth eye she however is you deceive the masses with quackery masturbate is an adeptus exercise demons without exterminating them and display a callous lack of regard for life quackery is the word i least expected to come out of jail's mouth one day you will reap that which you have sown for those who invite the infernal into their lives there is no redemption uh i sure it really is you it's truly you never in my life did i imagine that i might meet the conqueror of demons the vigilant yaksha himself my grandfather was a folklorist i learned the tales of the conqueror of demons at his knee to this day i am an avid collector of books concerning the yakshas so you decided to imitate him but ever since i discovered a sigil of permission while rummaging through my grandfather's personal effects wait had it at first i was just imitating the adept eye for fun but slowly i began to stray further and further from the righteous path so to sum you up you're a shell's biggest fan no yes thank you both for allowing me to witness the conqueror of demons in the flesh it's like a dream come true wasn't quite our intention thanks it was backfired oh great conqueror of demons please allow me to swear this oath before you i swear to turn away from evil to live an honest life and to never again stain the name of the adept i i will remember your oath now go thank you a thousand thanks for your forgiveness and for all that you have done for leah oh wait we haven't gotten the schedule of permission back yet oh yeah first thing tomorrow and look for him i really almost killed him with just baron buddy that's funny hey there boss star stature's staying here right star snatcher hmm you mean the false adeptus who wore a mask he signed in here under the name wong ping on normal name he's already checked out he said he wished to go on a solo pilgrimage ah yes he also requested that i give this letter to a traveler who journeys together with a talking fairy well anyway you must be the traveler here's the letter huh it seems like he actually left us a few nice trinkets [Music] [Laughter] i'm actually quite touched yeah anyway let's go take the sigil of permission to shout shall we oh he's just been sitting here he's probably waiting for almond tofu we got the sigil of permission back do you want to take it you have my thanks may i take your order sir so he is wanting to eat one grilled ticker fish oh we'll prepare it for you immediately oh huh no almond tofu this time well that's not like you oh ticker fish was pervasi's favorite dish yeah i just wanted to see how it tastes huh by wave and storm i hunt for fish by wind and snow i slay evil was there anything else i am accustomed to eating alone come on find one and so detective piemon and the trusty traveler solved the case quietly slipped away
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Length: 34min 46sec (2086 seconds)
Published: Sat Feb 13 2021
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