WTF Psycho Ex Stories

what's your ex from hex story my ex just got out on bail for running over and beating a girl with a crowbar because she thought she was sleeping with her man the girl she beat is now in a vegetative state thank God I got out of that one early after we broke up she called to tell me she was pregnant and needed 600 for an abortion I did the math and it was impossible I was the father I told her I wanted to keep the baby and that I'd be happy to take it and she could even terminate her parental rights and not have to pay child support I would be a single dad a week later she miscarried that's one heck of a game of chicken she asked me to do a triathlon her brother was doing and she was going to watch his son I have never done one before but she told me she really thought it would be good for me and would be proud of me if I did it so I did it was a whole weekend camping trip it rained the whole time we got there on Friday I unpacked set up cooked cleaned and did everything the whole trip her brother apparently forgot to register so it was just me doing the triathlon then which was on Sunday woke up at 5am jumped in the coldest water I have ever been in to start but finished it it was a mini Triathlon so like swim half a mile 13-mile bike ride in a 5k run but still that's a lot for me anyway and it went back to Camp she made me pack everything up then told me if I could put the tent in the original cardboard box it was in not just the bag it was in when I said she was welcome to do it herself she told me her ex had no issue doing it mind you I'm exhausted from you know the goddamn Triathlon and she just watched me pack up everything alone I put it in the box but ripped it halfway down didn't give a crap drove the three hours home and she broke up with me on the car ride home because she just didn't see any potential in me anymore so yay good times it never fits back in the box it doesn't so jealous and controlling he sent me hundreds of text messages calling me a s and C T one night when I blocked him he sent screenshots to my old phone too of the same messages why you ask because I offered an elderly disabled man my seat on the train a man of about 70 on crutches who could barely stand and apparently this made it was clear I wanted him and that made me a yes hopefully he's now getting the help he needs psycho something similar happened to me once except that the older man was an artist and I stood next to him and we were talking while he painted my ex stopped talking to me and made this freaking drama about how disgusting I was because I wanted to Frick the old man he was a psycho too but I mean what you did is something normal people do to help WTF is wrong with people SMH oh boy my ex proposed to me publicly at a bar in front of all of our friends he liked the way went so well that he proposed to me two more times at two different bars we were bar hopping LOL in our hometown in front of everyone we know I said yes three times so we set a date and I planned this whole wedding by the dress set up the hall and the catering flowers everything the only jobs he had were to buy rent tuxedos for himself and his groomsmen and find someone to marry us on the date we have chosen it was getting really close to our date and he hadn't done any of the things that he agreed to do I finally confronted him about it about a month before this whole event that I had planned at which time he told me that he was not going to marry me and that he didn't think that I was going to take his proposal s so seriously and actually plan a wedding three times SMH I am happily married to someone else now one of my exes was very selfish I had surgery on my sinuses nose and just wanted to rest and recover the first day after was down before me the third day of surgery is the absolute worst I felt horrible lightheaded body tired just from walking to the bathroom and everything was foggy not to mention I had a bandage under my nose with two plastic straws shoved in my nose I was in a lot of pain too he came to my house and guilt-tripped me into getting in the car with him I got him because I didn't have the energy to fight and Was Naive I faded In and Out Of Consciousness he stopped at Target and forced me to get out and walk with him I thought my legs were going to give out as soon as we reached the store entrance from the parking lot I remember him telling me how embarrassing I was to him when we finally got to his house I just sat in his bed and crashed when I woke up he was Pee because I didn't have sex with him what a piece of crap there are a lot of stories here's just a few in the last incident she ran me over with her car and then tried to press charges on me for damaging her vehicle I've come home from work and she was tearing apart the played air freshener screaming about how I put secret cameras in the house to watch her she would fly off the handle and then disappear for a few days and then show up at 3am digging through the trash I'd regularly wake up to grab old messages and notes posted all over the house I had to pull her child out of her arms after she was dragging her out the front door saying she was going to drive them both off a bridge it was a real roller coaster ride all the time I'm so glad it's over now my life has never been better my ex bought a new phone and lost all his numbers asked me to text him so he can save my number again as him and I drive home I text him hey sexy what's up and he responds hey can't talk right now I'll text you back in five I figure he's freaking with me and forget about it as soon as we get home he goes to the bathroom a moment later my phone lights up X so hey what's up me um not much you x super frisky wanna meet up tonight me why not right now frisky too X okay we'll try to make it ASAP call me yeah a moment later he comes out of the bathroom for the following conversation X I'm actually just gonna head home I think don't feel too good is that okay me I'm okay X oh but can you text me real quick so I have your number me sure I sent him a text while we stand in the same room hi M Frank I forgot what exactly happened afterwards but I vaguely remember removing him forcefully from my apartment a real keeper that one that's almost sitcom level disaster right there sucks you had to go through that but at least he is gone and you got to keep a good story literally just happened an hour ago my boyfriend says he's going to get a pizza comes home four hours later and tells me he fricked another woman I've been helping his raise his son and have gotten very close to his family my parents died when I was young and this is the first family I've had and now I'm losing who I thought I would marry his family and have to move out he never had the normal red flags devil in sheep's clothing it's pretty hellish my husband's ex-baby Mama saw us at a gas station and as we pulled out she literally chased U.S down the road the whole time she was on our butt she was calling my now husband and screaming at him to pull over and how she was gonna beat his and my butt all while their three-year-old was in the front seat of her truck the kicker was she was living with her new boyfriend my husband got custody of their son very shortly after that incident and got an order of protection against her stepson is almost six now and she has calmed down a lot LOL she tried to kill my dogs recently cops refused to do anything since she didn't try anything against my life they changed their tune when I informed them if I saw her within two miles of my house again I would shoot her I now have a temp restraining order that lasts for the next 30 days until a judge signs on a new one well idk who I am in the heck story you decide I was dating this girl in college for like two years she was sleeping at my place or me at her place three four days a week we broke up one day and she was just crying and crying she initiated it my friend then sends me a picture of her in a wedding dress at a wedding like two days post breakup with the guy who I thought was her ex blew my socks off sent her a text saying congrats had no idea I was you side piece she then texted me two weeks later trying to get me back by saying she was going to get the marriage annulled even printed out papers and crap told me I had gotten her pregnant and she had an abortion without telling me she was an awesome [ __ ] freaking crazy person JK haven't spoken to her since and often wonder if she is married or not feel bad for the dude who married her honestly that's a lot to unpack there LOL you can honestly say you dodge that bullet put it this way one of my Fondest Memories of her is the time she threw a microwave at me because she was angry at me for forcing her to cheat on me apparently it was still plugged in the microwave came within a foot or so of me then the cord caught and yanked it right back towards her we both lost our crap laughing and gave up on the fight that's the most wholesome memory I have of her after eight years the time she failed to beat my butt with my own microwave everything else was shittily calculated selfish or downright lazy she never reciprocate massages because it made her hands hurt apparently giving handys to Stephen the driveway didn't make your hands hurt you w massages are no joke I can only go 10 minutes before my forearms basically give out I can't believe people can do that for eight hours a day five days a week she told me a bisexual woman that she found it disgusting that I had slept with men before that she didn't want to think about it and that I was lucky she loved me in spite of this terrible fact she's dating a man now I dislike that whole gold star thing for that reason it's just as shaming in a different flavor met my ex in high school we dated for a while then he moved pretty far away for college and we did long distance for a bit wasn't bad at first I even visited a few times then it became too much and we couldn't handle the ldr anymore so we cut ties I kept him on all social media BC things didn't really end on bad terms but when I started seeing someone else he would beg for me to take him back and would write me these long beautiful texts about how much he loved me then he would start saying he was suicidal so I obviously was guilted back into the relationship but four months later I go back and visit spend 500 of my money on the entire trip and a week later he breaks up with me says he's not ready for commitment me being petty I logged into his Instagram and saw that almost immediately after he dumped me he was talking to a girl I suspected he always liked and told her that he hadn't loved me for a while and he just needed someone there for him because he was lonely boy did I rip him a new one over text I wasn't even sad I was pee we only went on one unofficial date but we worked together at Subway for a while he seemed to have a scary temper so I told him that I didn't think we'd work out he grabbed one of the sandwich knives and went right into the back room cut himself a lot and then came to show me for reference this wasn't some hormonal team he was in his mid-20s I moved right after that so fortunately I didn't have to deal with the crazy she was my friend and my gym buddy before we decided to get together she knew about my depression and my suicidal ideation and wanted to help me unfortunately her idea of help was to drink and party as much as possible anyway she ended up being suicidal herself and I had to send her back to the psych ward a couple of times she was emotionally manipulative too whenever I wanted to end things with her she would claim she was feeling suicidal and that she needed my help I eventually wised up and broke up with her for good blocked her and told her friends not to contact me again she has become the very thing she swore to the destroy I'm a bit late but I'll share anyway throw away four obvious reasons sorry in advance for any spelling or formatting issues I'm on mobile he sexually assaulted me three four times a week for four-stroke five months before I managed to stop it I'm really ashamed of that and I don't tell a lot of people about it so it's hard for me to even type here I was able to distance myself from him but stayed in the relationship for another five months as time went on he became more and more manipulative controlling Etc I went to a party with a friend once and he said the only reason he let me was because he told that friend to babysit me so I didn't do anything I'd regret luckily my friend told me that as soon as it was asked of him and said that he will TV babysitting me for my then BF if I went out I had to text him as often as I could if I went an hour or so without texting him he would text my mom to find out where I was and what I was doing we were 19. as a textbook abuser he isolated me me from all of my friends and family and I'll let it happen I was lucky enough to have friends who were understanding and helped me out when I reached out for help to let them know what was going on after we broke up he would constantly text my Mom myself and any of my friends who hadn't blocked him already he would send people he knew to places he knew I'd be to report on what I was doing I was friends with my current BF while I was dating my ex and so my ex spread rumors that I cheated on him with my current BF I didn't omeo my ex even tried to befriend my current BFS friends to try and get invited to the same parties as me or any kind of social event TBH after I had blocked anyway for him to contact me or anyone I knew he showed up at my house with a big box of everything I had ever given him and a handwritten letter asking me to take him back I gave away anything worth something and threw out the rest a month later he asked for it all back you did nothing to be ashamed of you were scared of this dude and rightfully so you found the strength to get the heck away from him and that's what matters so congratulate yourself for that it's sad that I have a couple people who would fit into this I dated this guy for about a year despite the fact that he was a fairly good looking guy he had some major insecurities he would constantly try to catch me in some sort of elaborate lie because he thought I was cheating he went as far as creating a Tinder account with my name wrong year of my date of birth the city was the city he listed as the city he currently lived in in a very obscure picture of me that I wouldn't or any other girl for that matter would use as a profile pic he said some co-worker found it and he wanted to see if I'd fess up he also said that an ex-off mind sent him a message on Facebook telling him that we had recently slept together he wouldn't say who it was or show me the actual message if I let go of his hand while hand-holding in public he would accuse me of not wanting to be affectionate because I like some else or some other guy might see and I'd lose that opportunity to be with that person he also told me I was using him for his money because he took me out for dinner twice and he paid both times even though I offered to split it after we broke up he created an IG account with a picture of he and this woman wearing wedding rings a few months later they showed them off in the picture I received this message from his wife asking who I was and how I knew him according to all the posts she was pregnant with his baby and they went on a lot of really great adventures I still don't know if the message was from an actual woman if it was him or if she was just roped into some elaborate scheme to try to keep in contact with me the woman tried to add me on Snapchat and IG and still looks at my stories because my profile is public due to the fact that I use it for work crazy it's totally him pretending to be a woman dated a guy my age in my senior year in HS began to show signs that he was mentally unstable when upset I decided to break up with him one day when he picked me up in his car when I tried to get out the car he started driving I told him to please let me out and would not instead we ended up at his house I would like to mention that I didn't call the police because I didn't suspect any danger from him I just thought he was being in butthole I did call a close friend during the drive to let her know where I was and where I was going once we arrived he told me to come inside his house and I refused and was getting my phone to call a cab I couldn't walk home since I didn't know the area too well it was absolutely ridiculous to see the sky ball up his fists and make this child like tantrum face and swear at me that he was going to shout at the top of his lungs if I refused him fast forward a week or so the guy would send me nasty text messages talking to me like I murdered his family or something he began to message my Facebook friends asking for me really embarrassing and showed up at my doorstep asking for me it was horrifying and I never thought people like that existed and that it would ever happen to me he stopped when I told him I would call the cops and the school as well as his parents simple but an almost daily event was him having screaming fit about me having male friends and that people of the opposite sex couldn't be just friends this was extended to my gay male friends too all this while he was living with two female co-workers when I would throw his logic back in his face he would screenshot it and make statuses saying how crazy insecure and nasty I was broke it off with him and a year later he proposed to his new GF on my birthday made me chuckle knowing he was most likely thinking of me most of that day thinking he was getting some sort of Revenge all this while he was living with two female co-workers the hypocrisy is painful I was out with friends and current boyfriend and they pointed out that my ex was in the same bar quite unusual since he lived five hours away I shrug haven't talked to him in two years I kicked him out when I found incriminating texts that he invited a girl over to my place for sex while I was at work she gets home in two hours get here quickly Etc backstory a year after the initial breakup one of his friends and I almost hooked up I stopped the action when he laughed at me for asking about a condom he strangled me I got out several trips to the hospital for my neck and court cases later guy is kicked out of the country with aggravated assault charges a year after that ad said bar originally a bottle was thrown at me and shattered my elbow I press charges come to find it was the X's new GF who threw the bottle I've never met her and had no idea who she was she spent the 4th of July weekend in jail I took a girl on a date went out to eat on the ride home I heard this thundering noise it kept happening so I asked her if she heard it she was passed out in the passenger's seat and he was bumping on the glass as the car went around turns and such took her to the air on the first date she had popped a bunch of pills in the bathroom during dinner yikes I ended up dating her for about two years she had a crap ton of issues like eating disorders and other psychosis things it was my first real GF for no man in hindsight she was insane my ex-husband decided to start shooting up during the middle of our marriage while I was pregnant with our son then he decided to live on the streets and not work he went to jail got clean did okay for a year then walked out on me for another woman two months go by and he decided that he wanted to work things out I did not so he moved into my apartment I left and gave him the place he stalked me one night he broke into my new home and got in bed with me now he tells people I'm the one that screwed him over because I left oh and he burned down my first house cooking french fries drugs are a heck of a drug I win began dating a very cute super fun amazing so I thought girl im29 she is 24 she was so easy to get along with we had fun took awesome road trips we moved in together got engaged got married Everything is Awesome for about three years then one day she begins to act really weird and paranoid now a little backstory one of things she told me was that she had no contact with her parents because her father abused her I mean who would lie about that she is totally not acting like herself and finally I ask her WTF is going on she demands to see my email this was before text messages because she knows I have been conspiring against her with my friends I am really confused so I hand her my laptop and I'm like babe I have no secrets you can read all the emails you want the next day I come home from work and I find her moments from Death she is not breathing I call 9-1-1 they come and bag her get her on life support the whole nine the doctors tell me that it's likely she won't survive the night she OD'd on Fentanyl and alcohol also widely out of character for her amazingly she doesn't die and three days later comes out of her coma only to tell the doctors that I have been keeping her locked up in the basement we have no basement and sexually abusing her it gets really messy I find her parents contact info through friends of hers that knew her brother I call them and they come to my state turns out they had hired a private detective to find her and find out what was up in her life Etc because she disappeared from them after college but there was no abuse in fact her parents told me about her diagnosis of borderline personality disorder and she had episodes like this in high school and college where she insisted her boyfriend was abusing her anyway I immediately filed for divorce she had lied to me about her entire life she dragged me through a year-long divorce constantly lying to judges Etc she would get lawyers to take her case because she convinced them I was an abuser only after they found out the truth and that we had no money they would drop her then she would get another one so it took forever worst part was she stole my dog and I never got her back crap must have been terrible this girl line you asked me out and we seemed to get along quite well so I thought why not I knew her mother wasn't a fan of me so we kept it quiet for a while hoping that maybe her Mum would warm up to me while her mum found out and crap hit the fan I thought maybe my GF would try and call her down but boy was I wrong a couple of days after her mum found out my GF suddenly sided with her mum and they both really started abusing me I no doubt but then they both started stalking me everywhere I went I couldn't get away from them neither of them drove so they would catch public transport from their side of the city to mine just to abuse me they would wait at places they knew I frequented I thought that they may have gotten tired and over it but it kept going for a couple of months every time I came across them all I got to a screaming and shouting absolute balls from the both of them I finally decided to take action and get a restraining order they tried a couple of more times but they eventually gave up I had very little trust in women and people in general for a long time after that it was one of the most traumatic things I have been through oh and I don't think we were dating for even three whole weeks before her mum found out crazy runs in her family I'm assuming oh boy my ex would not let me wear bikinas would not let me wear tight dresses or short skirts would not let me wear push-up bras with a slightly tight shirt would not let me talk to my guy friends logged in on all my social media accounts including my old Reddit account had to delete because of him he was also logged in on my Google photos and would question why I took photos it broke up with me out of the blue then two days later tried crawling back to me I gave him two weeks to just talk then he asked again told him no he got angry and accused me of cheating called me over 100 times months later I'm out where the new guy I met he spams my phone half the night with voicemails he contacted me on Instagram telling me I'm not getting away he told me he was going to kill himself in that it would be my fault he had his sister text me to ask for his stuff weed gifts he gave me back he had his manager text me and asked me to give him an other chance so glad he's gone if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Id: Nm6NJxUgs4I

Length: 25min 54sec (1554 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 17 2022