[Fungus] "Uh... can you not be Hanzo, dude?" [Empyrian] "Hanzo, can you play, like, not Hanzo, please?" [Draper] "Hanzo, will you please swap?" [Draper] "Hanzo, fucking switch, dude! You're not doing shit for the team!" [JTMCDUB] "Hanzo... " [JTMCDDUB] "It's like we're trying to lose with the picks." [JTMCDUB] "You guys are getting pretty embarrassing." [Gorilladash] "Yeah, I don't know if we need a Hanzo." [Winston] "Oh, Hanzo, nice job!" [Winston] "Oh, NICE!" [Hedi] "Yeah, can you go Roadhog, please?" [Hedi] "I'll love you forever."
[Dunkey] Fine. I'll go Roadhog. [Hedi] "Oh, I love you, dude! You're the best." Here we go! Wait, Junkrat? [Sam] "Oh, you were Junkrat. Nice." Come on. Now Back to business. It's tiiiime for you to die time. O'clock. Don't you do - oh god! No, nonononono! WHAT?! Ana's ult stopped him?! Reinhardt, you idiot! Bases loaded, Reinhardt comes up to bat. Swing and a miss, strike one! He needs this! He needs this bad - strike two! Oh wow! Here he goes! Strike three! He's outta there! Bye-bye! McCree, save me!
(Gran Turismo 4 OST Light Velocity Playing) Where are you?! Where's McCree? Where - I just saw him. There he is. There he is, hiding behind a crate. What is this? Can we get a freeze on that? That's too perfect, right there. [Seacowz] "Reaper behind." [Dunkey] Reaper behind. [Max]"Reaper behind." [Seacowz] "Pharah behind." [Dunkey] Pharah behind. [Max] "Pharah behind." [Seacowz] "Pharah low, Pharah low" [Dunkey] Pharah low, Pharah low [Max] "Pharah low." [Riptide] "Reaper flank." [Dunkey] Reaper flanked. [Max] "Reaper flanking." [Seacowz] "I'm gay." [Dunkey] What? This guy's gay. [Max] "This guy's gay?"
[Dunkey] This guy's gay. [Seacowz] "I'm not gay!" [Radical, in an autotuned voice]
"Dun~key!" [ autotuned voiced ]
"I wanna feel you inside of me!" [Dunkey] This guy's gay! Now, nobody bother me over here. I'm doing important business. Annnd we have an asshole. And you get it. Gimme the ult! GIMME THE ULT! HERE WE GO! Hahaha! YEEEAH! [Max] "Oh my god, amazing." [ everyone praising Dunkey's skills at once ] Is that a professional player? [ grunts ] [ grunts ] [ grunts ] Lookin' like we got, uh, Soldier over here - ooh, Tracer. OK, um... Ooh, Reinhardt comin' in. Watch out for that. Listen, Lucio comin' in. We did it, baby. I still ain't gettin' up, though. I'm gonna keep sittin' down. [BigBadBrad] "Oh my god, why do people keep trying to play Torbjorn? [BigBadBrad] "He's literally the worst shit ever." "Torbjorn, we need two tanks, dude. Come on, pick up Reinhardt." "There you go." "Oh, that's what kind of faggot you're gonna be." "Swap to ---, you faggot." "Do NOT play Torbjorn." "Could you switch off Tracer? She's not really good." "Could we - could we not have a Widow?" "So bad." "All right, nevermind." "Can you not play Bastion, so you can kill?" Fuck. "Could we get a second tank?" OK, I went tank. "That's not a tank at all." Yeah he is. "He's saying the ult is a tank." "Fuckin' retard." "No, that's retarded." "That's not a tank at all."
Don't play any character they all suck.
I feel like he's trying to tell us something.
that lucio at 1:08 is the nicest guy in the whole video
im not saying that cause it's me or anything
That Tekken 3 Soundtrack though.
I'm gay.
Edit: I'm not gay!
is that a professional player?
To be fair even the worst players can look good if you super cut their best clips... but damn some of those plays are super nice.
"Time for you to die time" o'clock is my favorite time of day.
Classic cornman