Worst Games Ever SPOOKY SPECIAL - Billy The Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing

I'm here my fries tell your friends video [Music] [Music] hello everybody and both was that it was that the start yeah are we starting started geez it was the spooky intro again was it totally got me yeah welcome to worst games [ __ ] ever honkers we're here to play a worst game yeah last week two weekly show now we've played Casper and the ghostly trio yeah they were so ghostly we're now today playing by almost the same group of people Billy the wizard rocky from stick racing spooky bonus to play it because he is the game's victim what [Music] and Peter has to watch and had to do research about the game because he's the game's master what [Music] yes a really spooky one the tenuous link is witch's Halloween Wizards was it dance billing why is it the witches are spooky but Wizards arms that's housing women voilá women are spooky two men this game is made by well I'm so just hold your horses there you son of a spoil everything that's just what I'm saying is let's get to the logos and some of them or almost all of them will be very familiar to you okay thank you Joe Harrison for sending us this game thank you Joe Harrison for something as this game Oh remember that yeah I do that really horrifying data design interactive looks like a slice of haggis get ready for the only original bit look all those pixels holy [ __ ] and then it's a letter D and they're cutting out a three and it becomes Oh metro 3d is that what it is yeah it's really confusing that is very very confusing logo that's where all the money went there's God's by date design that's the engine we think that's a PNG yeah there's render where yeah and here's the havoc blanket thing yeah remember all those I do remember all of them by coincidence are two Halloween games are essentially the same thing including the shitty loading bajo I think you went back I just needed to to really think about it I'm gonna go for that one even the little bouncing X continue is from Casper oh we haven't introduced our friends Oh crikey well what from allow me to introduce Billy Ray Ray Soros hope destiny warranty hope isn't this one of the 2p this is an original design look it's got it's a little walrus unicorn thing it's amazing in the walk coming probably a long way away in person Billy Ray walrus Miley walrus the scandal penguin Billy Ray dolorous and Billy clay walrus good glad we got that sword let's begin it didn't like that one I have to put it in this one which one this is very much like it's just like Casper isn't it yeah what a safe successful great customer did that as well as say easy sauce amazing exactly the same menu isn't it arrested for how to play oh there's a [ __ ] law isn't that God I doubt the game is that complicated so knock it out yeah it's just it's Harry Potter isn't it really it's ripping off do they not have names so they all just called controller port one they've not even given them [ __ ] names are they in that manual they've named in here Peter it's you where which one you that one I'm the selected that's it it has a bit long but yeah Ben it's you is it looks just like me the madam hooch yeah I'm gonna go for this boy because he's clearly the best I want a nice clean game from all of you on it all right the mother from my family yeah what's going on I can select three of these let's go for this one first the broomstick Grand Prix Oh excellent they have the biggest Wilson's there they do yeah pretty Grand Prix floating again it is how long it'll take two loads probably a long time then yes Billy the wizard rocket broomstick racing is a racing and platforming game what developed by data design interactive and published by Metro 3d Europe for ps2 and Windows in 2006 and for the Nintendo Wii yeah oh I can continue oh oh it's really [ __ ] up go smoothly through the Rings are they shooting each other they're firing they're firing the fire Jesus Jesus is not okay I think he's firing the same ghost [ __ ] that oh no go back yeah here's a miss I don't care oh yeah I'm rocking it rocket broomstick racing just look how scared he looks avatar this Matt I'm not surprised he's going like 6,000 miles an hour it's a floating island that's a bit lazy isn't it oh there any secrets show me your sink oh my god is that a missile oh my god [ __ ] Joe ah what they've put some effort into that castle model some I think they bought it yeah I think they probably bought it as well what's that when I say they put some effort imeem opposes the Wizards how do I use this triangle is he wearing like a football jersey circle maybe you have to like Otto maybe a little target yeah it does look a little target comes up how do I [ __ ] I'm stuck on the bridge yeah he won't go forwards very fast always super [ __ ] me over there if the honestly Peter of this whole game is this yeah there's no way I'm playing this foot well then how the whole game is not this please enlighten me let me enlighten you with another I can't go down with it I'm just gonna go down there are this is from IGN you said this I think there are a few non-racing portions the player can also try to collect books or try to take down a dragon by shooting it with magical powers you might be on a broomstick for the whole thing for all of those modes but possibly not I'm not sure but are you sailing to the end of the world trying to I hit an invisible wall on the floor right and now I think I'm moving really no it's good isn't it be careful who you bully in high school kids yeah [ __ ] Billy whizz back just is not responsive at all yeah that's it massively over correct every time you try to moon I've heard that that's like the main complaint is that it's just really not responsive which kind of matters were they doing let's make a video game about broomsticks flying brooms let's make it like you're controlling a horse with arthritis yeah this upside down on a broomstick I feel like my dad playing a ps1 racing game yeah where you just met Lee Curtis Lee but and he just massively overcorrect for everything yeah so you guys far left and the far right and then far left and then far right just like Donald Trump I'm not even accelerating anymore my scores a hundred apparently yeah you've done a hundred points there how do I get off like in driver yeah yeah it's not Gryffindor though is it no not Harry Potter is it will it mmm been yeah this is my favorite fact of the lot I'll take the lot the game was originally announced under the title berry Hatter and the Sorcerer's broomstick [ __ ] off it was absolutely was then they had to change the name really they weren't allowed to call it berry Hatter and the Sorcerer's broomstick they've stopped racing oh my god they've stopped bothering here was name one book wasn't there berry Trotter yeah what was fine - really I think they got away with that because it was like supposed to be parody I think it was like a send-up of Harry Potter and there were a few of them was [ __ ] hell there were like three or four Barry trotters in the end I think that were can I just point out that the finish line there instead of using magical powers to keep it afloat has [ __ ] Rockets on it yeah the broomstick on the front of the box has buttons on it it does have buttons little glowing buttons on it's some weird collection of sci-fi and magic a bit like the Infinity Gauntlet well yeah a bit like the kind of Harry Potter ripoff Duboce which I talked about on I think on broadcast yeah they used to fly around on little scooters that fly through the air did they little like my chocolate yeah the wizard when did this come out again 2006 and then it came out on the Wii in 2007 again that's a very late piece and do game is not improved upon it yeah so God the we can you imagine it on the Wii yeah [ __ ] I quite like that background splash screen yeah very harry potter is it as hard as what it is but I also like the word are wave text on the bottom there you see that the shape that's pretty sure afternoon that I think there was an actual word our stock stock one that was that shape you think yeah I think so yeah well check that collect all the books before the time runs out did you even select than I did okay I didn't see you do that okay where the [ __ ] of the book are these the books no said the missile to me oh they're the tiny left or the flying right God how are you supposed to do I shoot them [ __ ] that one out of eight you can do this you've got 300 seconds to do it weird amount of time I hate it I feel sick oh look at that texture there yeah I can't control it cause there's 2d [ __ ] that tree 2d trees oh god I'm gonna go for another one you have to hit it directly yeah again it just feels like a fan game that's not been made very well tested how how is it allowed that people can these all these games get the silver PlayStation Sony for seal of approval then they you can't publish officially publish a PlayStation game without it go through certification yeah [ __ ] that book I'll get another one there's a time thing here and I've overshot it I'm coming back round this is the only level oh god what did that do oh god it's just extended just gave you more time I don't want more time where you want to die I want you to unlock the next one of these than you is there another venue well presumably I guess I said great one I think race one book one and Dragon one are all here and then when you unlock number two of any of those it's gonna be in a different I think there are over six levels or something great there's a choice of eight characters it's an up to four player game yeah with a multi-tap it says enjoy over 30 levels but then they also says with six unique game modes I think 30 includes every level of every game mode it's not 30 different places to play well let's fight a dragon shall we yeah I'm sure that'll be fine and I've not read an IgM review that says it's really really [ __ ] the dragon I'm not read anything of the sort what you're talking about amazing can't wait for it Billy Billy give it to destiny hope I'd certainly rather play Billy the walrus wouldn't you yeah coo coo cachoo yeah Billy the walrus green dragon attack shoot the dragon well I think the dragon is big so at least you can shoot the dragon oh there you go this should be fairly doable oh yeah you've got help oh Jesus it's not hard is it just locks on nine eleven everyone yeah secret message hidden where is he gone was that it is he not lit so he didn't I was gonna say he's not you've saved the Academy from certain destruction look menacing circle to continue one reason that time I liked how he didn't lose any segments in you know that style of enemy features in several different video games and they lose bits as you hit them right fire oh yeah yeah I did Beyond Good and Evil has one and it's supposed to lose chunks but no harm has one but he stayed whole until you killed him anyone move out of them so that was good it was really good they can't even do gaming tropes right oh my god this there's an awful lot of loading you spent more time in loading screens than you did fighting that dragon then yeah so feed run this game Mead run to sort of okay Kevin crossed all the wood oh it is the same it's the same world it has to be this is all I'm doing I'm just hammering square I just sort of locks on oh he's sort of losing bits but he just goes down on colors and it's slowed right down it just keeps coming back it's not like he's even going around the whole island you've got health but he's not shooting you I think it's just if I hate him if I run into him right where are you Kevin crust Kevin crust oh I'm gonna ready God God look at the time go down oh no that's how many shots I've got oh [ __ ] what what do I get mean you might have just picked up the powerup okay nice Kevin crust I've said his name three times Kevin crust holds the world record for the speedrun of this game what a treat including loading screens his time is posted with video proof as one minute and 59 seconds can we just put that whole video in here well so the posting is 1 minute 59 and is a video and you watch the video expect him to have some amazing exploit or you know find some new hidden discoveries in some yeah actually I watched the video and it turns out that he was only attempting the record for the wizard school tutorial area and didn't do it very well either I can we could beat him so nobody else has posted any speed run time what's happening if you can somehow find the [ __ ] wizard school tutorial I don't know what that is yeah then if you can do it in less than one minute 58 you will be the official world record holder on speed run should we have a look one minute and 58 yeah he did it 159 so if you can do 158 and he didn't do it very well you say well he bumped into a few things which given this definitely well yeah I'm sure you will but I'm just saying in the world record holder hits stuff you don't normally expect yeah world record speedrun holders no you're right crashing into the wall [ __ ] like your dad playing ps2 his name Captain Crunch Kevin Kevin toast Kevin Crowe Quentin crisp mr. bread according to an IGN review in the Dragon events Billy and the buds I'm sorry the his friends he can LA as I guess must chase down a dragon that looks like it just escaped from Space Harrier and blasts all of its segments while avoiding trouble from the flying lizards pact imps I'm sorry the flying lizards pact imps though the latter is actually the best part of the game but that says just so little about the overall quality of the production okay maybe it wasn't a tutorial I just assume it's called wizard school if you just look for a level called wizard school there's Billy broomstick Graham crazy these are all in the run time that all green dragon attack they're all in the same place that's weird why maybe when you finished all of these you unlock a new map possibly [ __ ] that [ __ ] so this one you think you want to try and do broomstick Grand Prix and see if it unlocks another level afterwards and it was one minute 59 tryna remember what he was doing I think he was I don't think there were any other competitors I think he was like collecting something or shooting something on a lot of books here we go now just just think about those green rings and if you have to stop or slow down I'm slowing I'm going real because they're not exactly going on like a Ron Weasley here oh you biffed him but you know they're not going that rocket broomstick speed they're not I'm being responsible a responsible broomstick Rider the good thing about those 2d cross trees is in almost all games where they feature you can go right through them yeah I don't tend to have any collision collision yeah okay oh you doing well stay calm I'm staying calm Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll fight you such a weird like weapons system but when you get shot it just physically shifts you but most games would make you just twirl on the spot and lose some speed but not this game oh my god silly pushes you away forget it yeah you did cut they're not letting our fathers there just firing up stop why did I just cook how does that even happen okay you get in there you're doing it you're doing it well yes just line yourself up and power through it so that might have been in under 150 in fact it would have been under 159 that wasn't the level though I thought we can it was called wizard school next race level unlocked is it identical it's still got all the HUD and [ __ ] on this behind it well that's what happened in Casper as well rubbish just [ __ ] just really rubbish is like pre-alpha yeah this really is like one of the worst games we play it's just in terms of effort it's not this [ __ ] isn't it it's not a super glitchy it's just there's just nothing there's there's no work has been put into it it's just is it it's just reverse oh my christ oh my god I can quickly look up cause it'll be easy to find you just go on speedruns calm [ __ ] sake I just got bumped right out of the arena and now I can't it's turning that's the real [ __ ] in this game yeah the rocket broomstick racing page on speed run calm is moderated by Kevin crust mr. Fred Quentin crisp Kevin crust Oh interesting would you believe however he was playing the Wii version so maybe there was an extra level added well you could add that extra value haven't you because this is a [ __ ] flawless game so I think he just played some wee tutorial version it says these unique levels it doesn't actually that is not it doesn't actually the screenshots have the castle in it oh my god did they really just build one I feel bad about praising the castle model now it's the only one they did it's the only one it seems they may have different times that no they don't it's always dust it is always dusk though the game is rated E for Everyone it's actually for n no on the Wii there is a warning of my old fantasy violence how so link you just cuz you shoot a dragon it's violence there you go give that right next to go and square to fire your thing let's see how bad it is it's bad oh I'm going for the books aren't I oh you've missed them is there a stop button because oh you can do inside the car sigh God let's find some you found the new secret and discovery and some of our favorite game holy [ __ ] 10 points to Gryffindor look at this they've even go all the colors oh [ __ ] they modelled the inside but didn't tell anyone they could go in here there's a clock it's like a TARDIS what a weird oh it's just because it's a part of like other other races I think you end up coming in here God [ __ ] flying through here at speed that's great why would you why was this designed for rocket broomstick racing it's like when you manage to oh there's a hole there I think I found a new and hidden secret discoveries of my favor of the worst games you've ever played it's like in GTA when you get on a motorbike and start driving it around inside a building like you're not meant to be there there was like I'm sure I saw like maybe just clip through the camera might look like went right through it this is [ __ ] awful Lizza there's just a massive archway to outside no door Wow well that was interesting well found Peter Thanks you did find a new secret and discovery in some of our favourite games yeah try and get one book though okay all these looping around oh [ __ ] you it was going a straight line at the book and he just book cake in the book cake yeah I've got I've got a major book cake that's like let's pick up some books yeah to fix your book cake oh these to her just to bear in the same they're occupying the same space these two birds of a feather yeah a book in the hand is worth two books in the bush in the sky too sorry very good I have no no patience for these games I know you always end up with the ones where you just don't want to play it anymore after about 10 minutes just it's not even funny yes it's just awful oh my god [ __ ] this game I'm gonna say it yeah I'm glad this company went bust I don't care that you broke your elbow yeah it's these guys who are they're clearly just dicks because they're picking on like this large looking kid yeah he's in school yeah and they're laughing at him and he turns around he goes you know what I'm about to say it and they go what and I guess I don't care that you broke your elbow oh wow sick burn oh poor kid yeah no definitely like you know I mean it's it's a funny remark but it's also those guys are probably real dicks yeah I reckon they are and you know what that poor kid is being bullied probably a CEO of Apple right now no not even that what any torment that he's experienced will not be a quest for with this video again no yeah this game is worse than bullying that's what this yeah that's the videos guarantee Billy what is it Billy the wizard rocket brooms copyright strike impending yeah worse than bullying berry Hatter under ah broomstick of [ __ ] that's your last one where is it and I can tell you what's gonna happen is instantly gonna pause it's gonna say well done and then go to a loading screen you get to do it all over again but with more but and find 10 books yeah right all missing spell books have been recovered and returned to the library we were just in there they were all there yeah they were all right let's find out is it just the same level with different books we're gonna wade through a massive loading screen first I'm I don't even have to edit this because we're gonna be done with it in about half an hour I might just put it out as normal yeah there is a copy of this game available to purchase at on buy.com it has the Peggy age rating of 16 for some reason yeah that's right sand is listed for 43 pounds and 66 pounds [ __ ] off you saw that over my shoulder before we came out to the video to do the video I did yeah I found something after you'd gone oh it's 10 it's also available from cela tronic 4 v 57 pounds 73 who who has this who decided that I don't know probably YouTube's algorithms probably Kevin crust punch reduce the competition by putting up the prices should we do reviews the people you like this game of filthy mudblood oh my god they cannot say the filthy mudblood Jesus Christ ah I'm going to hell yeah I'm going Oh sideways I think yeah I can tell by your trail oh no any secrets or discoveries to find us any of our favorite games down there oh it's big isn't it how big it is I'm not grab it yeah it's pointy that oh oh he's gone don't lose your head let's find some new secrets and discoveries my favorite games hey guys he's got the whole world on his hat he's got the whole wide world on his hat he's can I clip into the world on his hat I hate Joe Harrison forward Harrison before he's got the hop Ben what do you think this game got on Metacritic 100 I had a bit of a glitchy time there one out of ten or one percent one out of ten oh okay well that's that's how rendering works gentlemen yeah and ladies gorgeous the game averaged 17% on medicine that's generous cross three reviews and that's on the Wii version that came out a year later which seems to have an extra level that we can't have here so maybe it would have been 10% on ps2 but it's not listed on Metacritic we're seeing the highest review was 7 but from you're a gamer Oh 20% 20% that's pretty low quote if the controls don't kill me the irritating farting ditty in the background just might sounds like Crash Bandicoot yeah I don't know about farting again this is from the Wii version so maybe they added some fart music yeah the lowest review comes from Nintendo Gamer magazine no what do you think they gave it been three percent ten percent they give a ten percent yeah okay quote and I like this okay the steaming cherry on an already stinking bomb cake yeah Billy there was it is one of the most horrible things to have happened to us in a long while and they gave it the guff of the month that's a UK magazine scathing scan cake I give you bum kagan of 10 no you have to give it another no this game is different well this was just dreadful anyway Billy Billy when Billy couldn't cope on the plus side we've been probably recording for maybe not even half an hour and I won't have to do much editing oh great well we hope you enjoyed this we promise to try and bring a game that has some actual content to at least sort of kind of laugh oh yeah Peter we are because next on the next episode you will be playing the babes bogged buh-buh-buh-buh-buh Oh 70 M racing yeah be bond behind the wheel be bond but mama bond can you save the world in all new missions of high - speed espionage it has Pierce Braun home in it and very excited mission briefing which is a description of the game exciting missions and beautiful women yes great that's why we're here that's why we do what we do can't wait you ready for beautiful women prepare yourself for a beautiful women I don't want to play the steaming cherry on an already stinking bomb cake anymore I'm done so that was need a video description right yeah okay yeah that was the the Barry Trotter and the Philosopher's broomstick have you enjoyed it thanks for watching everybody we'll see you next week bye bye [Music]

Channel: Vidiots

Views: 38,912

Rating: 4.9559693 out of 5

Keywords: PS4, XBOX One, Switch, Nintendo, PlayStation, Worst Games Ever, Yogscast, vidiots, billy ray walrus

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Length: 29min 38sec (1778 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 02 2018