Worst Games Ever - Sonic The Hedgehog (Sonic '06)

[Music] hello everybody welcome to worst games ever it's a show where we played the worst games that are over made they're submitted by you you send them to us on the Postal Service man or woman OH woman today we're playing the Xbox 360 version of Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog we selected it yesterday and if you watch the video you knew that and you would have seen us breakdance we do that okay Michael take that out of the video retrospective oh these have been sent by two different people yes and what different particles has been sent by someone with a computer who's typed out their latter Lee Lee it's only Lee Arnold on Twitter I've also enclosed what I believe to be the worst game ever Wow I have played okay which started the slow descent of this great franchise songs the Hedgehog also known as Sonic oh six right that's Lee there we go I'm not playing you're lonely yeah ocular Lori Lee snails okay it's just the way the balls foul there's the Xbox 360 version and this one the wonderful handcuffs very recently submitted actually this one week premise from Luke crema I'm sending to our games for you to enjoy and that's what we got here Luke Rimmer at Luke primer 1 on Twitter thank you guys for sending in this well I'm told it's bad I'm also told this bad I haven't played it we played at home give it a go play Sonic the Hedgehog look at the cow we can't have this because it's green well we sort of can Michael can you just sort of put a mask filter on it and write Matt a mask filter a mask filter there we go there you just need to put a small green bit green bit there Peter you are today's games victim I am [Music] which means you Ben Potter our today's game master [Music] war look at the facts look at them they're hot and fresh cattle what stand back everybody I've got some hot fresh science facts in here Sonic the Hedgehog the Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog he's a puncher we can be Sonic and we can't be anyone else right that's a good menu selection screen here in there I'm sorry did you want to play as Sonic or or Sonic or but only some Oh what there's Final Fantasy yeah why is it so I was all weird and hyper realistic this isn't Sonic Sonic runs around the Green Hill Zone god this is Final Fantasy isn't letting it a stop just complaining about crystals or something yeah where's the chocobos there's a man with a flaming penis there is he gonna be executed or is he just really something God the Pope's gonna be beheaded is he just a small man maybe he's just a really small man he's like about Disney one who had the boner have you seen that yes yeah he's got a little bulge and they said it wasn't a bulge it was his knee but then they removed it in the DVD version slowly a Wang yeah heavenly a Wilson definitely a Wilson Oh actually I'm it's all coming back to me now I'm not what Jesus dead he didn't need to be executed because he's just gone away crazy now what's happening hello what is it doom it's doomed that's a fridge from vine of it what oh she had a vision oh he is just a really small man yes it's coming back to me now and that I've not played this game but I'm aware of the weird kiss that takes place at the end between Sonic yeah and the human war Manik it's definitely bangs a woman yeah which is a bit they have the sex even if it's a little bit uncomfortable to watch now because all these people are a bit real looking yeah there's gonna be a giant sort of human sized blue speedy boy yeah oh my god I know she saw what was gonna happen why didn't she stop it with her mind powers oh is it doctor Robotnik there he is oh my god is he bowing God the juxtaposition why have they got this guy in this weird final fantasy world cuz even he looks cartoony doesn't he even man he looks like a cartoon character so first science fact for you Peter is only the hedgehog known colloquially as Sonic oh six it's a platformer game developed by the Sonic Team and published by Sega as a reboot there he is Sonic the Hedgehog series oh he's here what what was that Super Sonic Wyatt why did why are both of his eyes tonight you whoa rad look how fast he is faster than a speeding Superman Sonic there's been a terrorist attack you can't smile whoa not him look how grim and like post apocalyptic and realistic the world is and then you've just got this blue boy then we're running around smiling and quitting this is just 2006 isn't it yeah he would have some kind of really horrific Oh God what how are they having a normal conversation it might be a wind rushing through your ears just look how barren this places are we put it down for one minute yeah an Eggman robot picked her up with the most gentle tentacles I've ever seen deploy the marshmallow balls what Sonic take this it's its own massive wasn't that around her neck yeah well he's so small I guess wait so Robotnik grabbed her he wanted the Chaos Emerald and she just threw it and he's going that work it's too late now yeah I'm already walking away here I go for I see you at the end of the next level yeah video game run Sonic wow he didn't I like how he took a few steps like he was about to run but he didn't do him very fast he did them like worryingly human like how long are you gonna stare at that [ __ ] ship I'm not in the game it's not in charge still going he's just standing there oh oh it's like is that open world is that the map I think it has hub words Peter it's got a hub world it has have world what I need to gather some information oh Christ well we did scared okay just look how [ __ ] this town how fast can I go that's not very fast people are just popping in oh hello Oh Oh [ __ ] hell it hangs there for a bit hunk hangs hang it so meat is hung men are hanged what a games do oh look at the weird mocap or just you can see through the side of his pupil and I there for a minute you can see the back of it [ __ ] these are fake tune in next Wednesday's on videos this is [ __ ] yeah this is really just [ __ ] so far come on okay let's have another science help so this Peter this this piece of art is frozen okay we go well it was literally just loading the incredibly detailed world again look look the incredibly detailed world just amazing at this put in the xbox360 been out for a couple of years of things yeah could you know [ __ ] out you know what I'd be now even longer than that the sonic franchise Peter this was the 15th anniversary get are you stood just at an angle yeah cool this was meant to be a celebration of the fifteenth annum but so much happened sorry I'll just run around the streets I bet yeah this was meant to be the 15th anniversary this was gonna celebrate the 15th anniversary of Sonic and it follows three Hedgehog Sonic Shadow and silver who battles Solaris an ancient evil pursued by doctor Eggland's dr. Edmund dr. Edmund sander just look how barren is those people here what is this universe that Sonic is it hello right oh my god well I'm I walked past you Wow you're doing a good sir it doesn't even block you with the police when you can walk past the policeman and they go hey and then the steps got tails didn't look oh my sliding okay right okay right I've noticed that you can't roll into a ball as far as I'm aware it simply just run like this is the only way you can run you can't you can't do it the classic - you can do a kick but you can't do you know the the sonic thing maybe I'll unlock it later so this is a universe let's just try and get our heads around this this is a universe you did not have the power to do that and sonic can't swim and he's dead game over thanks for watching everybody thanks for putting the rings there as though like by the laws of game design that says jump out here doesn't it that's all you did just do a little weird water right there I think you can play I don't care either gee I can't I don't even want to rush so tails - probably yeah maybe I across there couldn't he know voice acting can I swap maybe no can we just try and get our heads around this this universe currently we're in like a human world sonic lives you can't do it you hold X great so easy to control [ __ ] Christ Sonic and his pals these anthropomorphised animals exist in this world it's kind of like a terrible version of new donk city from super mario or to see whether it is it reminds me of that play the [ __ ] - way so badly done there's nothing going on you meant to be asking this dogs got aren't people yeah so there are animals hedgehogs are people but dogs are promised me sonic tails cool we got to ask around town hey have you seen a really dangerous criminal Oh funny you ask actually yes I haven't touched what hello hello I went through this hole okay Jesus but oh no it's gonna does it why does the thing the camera thing your walkie holding up yeah Oh didn't do those I tails is trapped oh no we had a moment there hello we need to trap oh no Billy Billy Ray dolorous oh we haven't even introduced our friends we're so used to just our entrepreneur flies animals speaking of anthropomorphize animals introducing Billy Billy Steven Miley Billy Billy and you are the winner of all trophy oh yeah you are winner of all I'm not supposed to be here but I snuck out don't tell anyone huh it's like lunchtime it's gonna be quite early in the day why do you ever curfew it like 1:00 p.m. I presume we can't go across there because there's construction on the bridge which is not please wait until the construction is completed [ __ ] is [ __ ] so do i tails across here are we talking to the people with you we were meant to be gathering information I can help you across the sea he said it we haven't got any coins because they're all [ __ ] there for their hoops are they all fine rings the same guys before but with glasses on no if I want to talk right they in pops the shadow there it is there's the oh yeah there's the shop everyone hello I am video gamer daddy's got nothing in his shop there's nothing there this is him saying welcomes an awful lot of words for welcome whatever language you speak if you reverse that you're beating loads of spaghetti spaghetti light chip allows you to use the lights - by using the light dad I already hate this I already hate this game quickly through a trail of rings do you want to buy this right okay we've got to talk to people we have to talk to people money with the money hey make sure you go out there and collect the money right so we have to talk to people yes there's people with yellow exclamation marks an orange for orange ones make quests yellow sure people who want to talk to you orange should be valuable hints blue looking to help the same colours are also showing on your rate thank you let's look for a blue and get some coinage there a blue wire look right by the shop it's that man again Albert who robber names Bertie Rob - first names Bertie Bobby and I've been making shoes in this town for a very long time I'm making the ultimate shoes now these shoes and buy them with the money is the power of soul Anna's mysterious stones to change I'm calling them custom shoes but there is no one that can test the full potential of these shoes is there anyone who can test the design you just said there wasn't there is no one is there anyone you will be able to do that really yes ah [ __ ] now it's loading a coving the winder of a shoemaker what a bad game how close are we standing to his groin but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable that's no good did he just briefly go a little bit a little bit of hot again put on the shoes and go through the rings if I've made the shoes correctly you'll make it on time oh and now we're loading based the game [ __ ] loaded just that thing this is like a fan game it had to load or all three and some texts and why they should right in his [ __ ] cross yeah did you know Peter that this was released it just started at the time they hit no.3 - wow it's not oh it doesn't even change color when you go through this is like someone's Unity game yeah it doesn't go my first unity project dot UN or wherever they were over the file agape XE Oh oh my god [ __ ] that was really hard that was a really hard one Jesus Christ the back he doesn't drop look at the barrels in the top-left of the screen they're just they're just disappearing a popping in and out having he doesn't drop vertically no once you get him dropping he's either going a bit that way or a bit that a bit that way you can't just pick did you know Peter that this was oh no it's kind of load again isn't it yep but amazing I will give you these shoes money I don't want any money I'm just happy now and they're being used in fact I'll give you money well yeah we didn't even get any money that thing keeps coming outside every time we finish just very briefly a little thing time bonus right oh okay right it's got a count up to at least 24,000 okay Ranko so we didn't get oh we do get some rings so we didn't get any did we come in with no shoes on like what is that I don't understand though we've got special customer shoes but what were we using before when we were going really [ __ ] far normal shoes right just regular shoes they're not bad shoes they're just regular than cut they're just custom than most yeah did you know that this was released on the ps3 and the Xbox 360 in November 2006 I didn't thanks well I didn't know it was 2006 cuz you told me that and you didn't know anybody who ps3 we've seen they're both but not November okay so we need to look for another blue man or woman oh oh you can buy the light thing now from the late what would the Rings yeah yeah she wanted a hundred I thought it's coins oh it's a man isn't it it's personal yeah you're right welcome oh okay so it's it's rings not quite being convenient to carry around 300 rings yeah look it's a lot so now we can go and do I don't see what the boots have done for me am i wearing the boots now I don't know so now we're gonna do a dash thing but we don't know how the game hasn't told me how do we have to equip it Colt no options there at all if you pause it again you cannot you can all save it there is no saving this game okay maybe if I look at this thing you might tell me how but that's this thing and I've already unlocked that is he gonna walk onto the trail of rings do have to jump and Oh what the [ __ ] that look like a glitch I know he died tails died but his house doesn't have the light - oh god what the hell there's so much wrong with that that always blows but there was no particle effect no special animation it was just it was just Sonic going just one [ __ ] camera angle the whole way over it was like Leia coming back from the dead in space and using the force the mirror of slowly on it will take you right to your destination with its magical time so we don't mad just [ __ ] off and now loading screen right pursue the egg carrier a a is something and X is this kick thing we go I'm so tired so this is one of those runny segments I think yeah really runny yeah diarrhea I have some more facts for you straight from the internet a once once I think it was actually meant to be it what speed did that just fire you through that [ __ ] save I've seen I've seen gameplay of this but I didn't realize just how bad it was what is happening oh oh no am I supposed to yeah is there anything in them no no this little [ __ ] miss those [ __ ] and then he slows down as he Akwa planes look at that's not physics Oh like say this is [ __ ] this is really [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys we got somewhere to be where are we going though this levels well-designed isn't it yeah there it is on the right I think whoa yeah game shot don't give a [ __ ] look at this there's just been no effort made to make that look remotely convincing they did the animation separately to the motion so they made a dolphin that goes like that on the spa and then they drag their why are they going so fast Oh God okay I think you gotta go left here Peter left oh yeah of the pole somehow oh it's got a parent for some reason no not the pot okay maybe a bit further in I think there was actually a ledge I didn't see no that was in a bit further along there oh yeah this is really hard I know he is so [ __ ] dark everywhere jamort Sonic the [ __ ] sake Oh what oh my hello stood on it your sonic was [ __ ] ridiculous Billy imagine being I'm not pressed by the Bradys but still imagine being a fan of Sonic 15 years yeah 2006 rather ominous i've not pressed anything for [ __ ] a minute this is the rebirth of the franchise boys and girls look at it behold it my love playing this game don't you it's turning for you wow it's even turning okay finally we ran out of momenta holy [ __ ] oh oh hello save me but [ __ ] sake there's no it to that first corner there was no indication that that was gonna happen oh [ __ ] that one the reason that he stood on that bench he was wasn't he the reason that sonic worked in it on a 2d plane is because there wasn't a whole extra dimensions worth of branching paths there was some up-and-down branching paths and that was cool but basically once you got some speed going you could just go and just jump at the right moments and you would like you know make it to a higher ledge or a lower ledge you can duck in but this is like I don't know whether I'm going to be going over there over there yeah I Oh baby you guys you guys these guys all sat on the beach [ __ ] this seemed a bit overpowered doesn't it yeah there's a boss in the middle let's just keep doing that until he dies yeah that was a really hard bonk and we're kind of up bonk but it just shoots you straight straight up in the air so you definitely need to goes oh I missed it oh [ __ ] oh it's okay there we go boom right press anything now no you done what the [ __ ] whoa that's a big one I'm still not pressing anything still not pressing it I've not pressed anything since we got on this thing which again sonic you could do that in the original sonic you could just sort of let it go but there were spikes too George okay we finally whoa that's a big one hello we're back here so again I don't have to press anything for a while and talk to hit John so that says jump I like how the Orca coming to you as men I look scary but you know just looks like he's having a great time you ready for jump what is up [ __ ] sake oh my I meant to jump off this now the gates of war game flips I know I'm not gonna jump off what gates wait this is just happening oh no oxy now we're tails oh he's so [ __ ] isn't he oh my god I knew it oh wow through the floor I knew this game was bad but oh we're back here then we're back here oh good well while we do this I'll read you another science fact yeah might explain some stuff about this game it was intended to relaunch the franchise for the seventh generation and the team was initially led by Sonic co-creator Yuji naka but Mac has resigned from his to form his own company so the guy might mr. Sonic left basically right the team then splits to work on the Wii game Sonic and the secret rings and these problems you know from having the teams split resulted in the game being rushed to market in time for the holiday season and versions for the Wii and Microsoft Windows were canceled right so basically they [ __ ] them selfish everything in been cancelled I wish the world had been canceled when this game would it be nice wouldn't it right was it safe while jumping person holds the a button to fight be careful you will die after flying for too long well how we meant to know how long is gonna fly oh it doesn't Oh what the [ __ ] was that he throws [ __ ] what's he thrown it looks like the 1up they got picked up oh hey Tim who [ __ ] knows to lay a dummy Reba lay a dummy ring bomb oh they're not real that dummy rings what [ __ ] power tails come on this is not gonna go up right because the other thing was in the original sonex if you were playing as tails yeah you could tap the button to go up or let it go to go down but with this you press a to jump and then you press a again in the air and he just does an arc it's like now there's bits of rock going everywhere say oh my god like that's [ __ ] it's so fast this is so [ __ ] cool okay just like just like oh Jesus Christ score this is great this is really good yeah remember that bit in Sonic we have to slowly edge your way around it and then get attacked from [ __ ] nowhere Jesus God I was just gonna say before I get bad guy [ __ ] Shamu having issues Oh God Moby's stop look at that [ __ ] Jesus this is what happens when you take them out of the wild and put them in captivity that their fin flops over the dolphins are the size of whales yeah hurry up he's still riding that that thing but say [ __ ] say oh come on now just aim them just auto aim them click thank you Oh didn't get him but doesn't matter Oh what are we looking good okay it's done oh wait did he die time because it escaped in the most incredible way imaginable well I don't have to press any buttons right now cuz I'm wiping the hell my eyes that was you didn't even touch the boost pad on that one you still flew oh my god why was he glitching through all the scenery it took so long it was like gates well here he comes clip in through all of the environment you know right please make this as painless as possible Sonic the Hedgehog receives praise during pre-release [ __ ] with GameSpot saying it showed a considerable amount of promise the game despite praising its graphics and environment and in 2008 GamesRadar had said that it had looked amazing before its release this has looked to me this was not the case Oh Lord just run please just jump and fly over everything Oh Oh God the only fly for so long though I don't want it I don't want to have to it well I kind of do want to have to watch that again okay we're here no we're back it's cuz we were admiring its site can you see sonic on it oh [ __ ] you know oh it's not here this time cuz we've been wait oh is it making its way there we're a little bit okay please just watch it slowly mate it's my own yeah these guys Oh [ __ ] sake did that dolphin pass behind it but in front of it then there's there's no yeah that rock it doesn't connect to the floor sits there's just no [ __ ] okay we need we should go yeah time is of the essence sorry enemy yeah he's just not oh well they're in pops a parasol look at that one on the rock there oh [ __ ] okay right where's the gates which might be this way who [ __ ] knows it's so poorly designed are we minute kill them all is that how we close it oh [ __ ] out oh Christ no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I just throw a [ __ ] thing at the whale whales gone the whales on its way there oh go because that was obvious yeah as if we were meant a note is up here no [ __ ] sake hello Jesus Christ where are we going oh okay how about that oh yeah cuz that was really obvious help is that it got that little ball is this okay we're gonna build a that'll stop him he won't go round really he won't swim under it is a [ __ ] whale oh here we are very gums are we launched sonic with no sound effects or close-up camera that's all it's all visceral and dynamic this pizza see the egg carrier you're right no this is ridiculous how how did they release this and think it was okay I think they knew it was not okay okay let me get dabbing belly back on oh we're not gonna make it now are we I'm in [ __ ] hell oh oh splat he's dead for God's his fly he won't stop I can't stop him he can't stop gotta go fast he really I gotta go fast well this is nothing here is that there's just [ __ ] nothing here Oh God all the dolphins are still oh you just missed it all the dolphins are still going [ __ ] mint oh my god let's speed up oh geez oh Jesus we in a different area now oh we're just gonna let this dynamic yeah you can go wherever you want quick careful Oh Mike darn darn dog Dan we're not gonna make it oh whoa I got a one up at large here we go Oh My Christ press X on the ring thing and it's a seat doing this it did the super dive got two lives left ship you're actually dying when you're doing this okay it's just run all the way that Oh King do not okay I'm not pressing actually run all the way there we do not need to get there that fast no got to go reasonable we're not gonna make it Ben let's speed up oh you're at the wall again sonic famous for what his wall jumps and [ __ ] and not even know what what that's what we've been saying this entire time Sonic where have you been all the shadows then no all right guys oh my god but it's like now this is podracing really black come on where's this gonna oh oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh no it does happen oh there we go one life left now what a shame dark Darin it would be awful Peter you may not be surprised to know that despite receiving praise in pre-release showing yeah sorry the Hedgehog was released a notably negative [ __ ] ception criticism was directed at a perceived lack of polish with reviewer citing long and frequent loading times a poor camera system gameplay glitches a complicated plot and imprecise control oh [ __ ] you know it has been considered among the worst games not only in the Sonic series but in the video game medium Wow it currently sits at a 46 for Xbox 360 on Metacritic it was so bad that someone to use the word medium there what whoa you just spawned back we do have some review scores Oh which I want to see you finish this level oh and dark Annie's died is this game over well let's see what game over means in this game we're not saved ever it might just restart the entire level or it might just go darn we're not out of interest let's see how far we get progress is 0% no shut up and by the way games way you on the initial menu when you're making a profile and choose continue without saving that doesn't mean I don't ever want to save and it's an tight thing it means I just I don't not asked about saving a 0% profile right now that's where that means it just is strange because it did give me the option if you had created a so far to save at any point but a game like this would not let you resume frame perfect no no you'd restart something cool okay well know what the best review for this game was the best review you guess the number I love a hunt from a professional outlet semi semi serious outlet it's it is a pretty sick magazine okay a real Prince German if it was written by a journey who was really into his sonic yeah it might have got like 32% 85 from plain magazine Oh 85 you simply can't ask for more what action game mission accomplished Sonic is born in new December 2006 apparently the score was revised in the January issue due to long load time which to be fair it did say in the meta and the Wikipedia article that a number of outlets especially magazines that couldn't quickly change their review scores gave the game quite a good review score because they were told that the issues they had in the get in the review code wasn't gonna be in the full release and then it was so this game was reviewed on its I assume brilliant story instead and 18 the world I don't know what they bumped the review score down to but 85 is [ __ ] ridiculous hang in mind they did play this same version right it was reviewed on oh you've compelling art style and faultless voice acting game design world design camera angles gameplay all flawless we've got a zero which we probably not to give too much credence to so I've given I've also got the second lower right yeah because zero giving a game zero epilepsy warning yeah don't look away kids giving you a game zero is quite frankly ridiculous yeah you can't give a zero that just it has a [ __ ] menu yeah it completely destroys the whole point of I wish is not even Val [ __ ] destroys the whole point nope reviewing games if you give something a zero because it undermines everything else you then say about anything [ __ ] if someone gave you a blank piece of paper that's a zero yeah okay so gaming age you know that website we've all heard of yeah gave it a zero okay and says Sega's decision to rush one of its most beloved franchises to the next gen market has ended in a broken product that does not even deserve a rental which doesn't sound like a zero yeah that's not the most scathing review you've ever heard and we've had this is the 9/11 of video games yeah but and that was probably for like that was for 20% yeah the 9/11 of video games I think so we go to our real lowest review score which is 30 this is a very edge magazine so some magazines did see through the bollocks I still think 30 is pretty generous to be honest I thought that was gonna be like a sonic fan would would give it that made generous maybe the RS on air maybe edge magazine said the consistently poor controls of Sonic's 3d outings make it seem like the sake make it seem like team has convinced itself that this is how the aspect of Horan chosen you missed did you just hit an old lady I hit this guy and he rolled is it a lady or a mound lady watch watch the roll again can I try and do it you missed the most of me it wasn't rag doll it was like a stock animation but they look like a rag doll well we can just replay it now I'm looking oh wow yeah that's something sorry that's okay they're consistently poor controls of Sonic's 3d outings make it seem like Sonic team has convinced itself that this is how this aspect of the franchise should rightly be and everyone else should just learn to deal yeah and that's page 82 from Christmas 2006 they have since learned from their mistakes here I thought the sonic tails sonic team which they didn't develop it really it was someone else it was just like it was just a big fan of guy who yeah who assembled his dream team what was that one called Sonic I want to say name on screen yeah I want to say Sonic mania so yes right look at that look at tails tails just just and you can just run like an angle tails star for [ __ ] sake hails hello make this end thank you very much Luke and also leave for sending us these this brilliant game we hope you've enjoyed this go watch the other one there's loads of worst games Evan there's loads of worst games ever no you can go and enjoy them at your leisure I've been been I've been Peter thank you for watching worst games ever this has been shape this has been dreadful tell your friends yeah tell your friends hi everybody bye [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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Length: 39min 17sec (2357 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 01 2018