Worst Games Ever - King of Clubs

[Music] who's this now I don't remember that happening feed me Seymour yes Seymour feed me Seaman clip that [Music] hello everyone and welcome back to worst games ever it's the show where we play terrible video games sent in by you my name is Peter my name is Ben hello Ben hello Peter should we introduce our friends now H why not anything could happen it could the Hotes SCI Fox potato Smiley warus and Billy Ray warus these are all of our friends they accompany us on terrible video game Adventures uh only one person can play the video game though yes that's true and it's not me oh it's the victim and that's me and only one person can bring along the video game and and that's me facts about it it's not you it's not me it's you it's me the master I'm the games master right would you what do you want to hello would you like to know what you would you like to know what you're playing today pleas okay going need that yeah I saw that yeah thanks it wasn't really hidden was it for you no them though they could probably see between could they can we get a rewind in a zoom could they see tiny bit of white down here could you see it you're going back to the Wii now yes I don't know if you'll need the nunchuck we'll find out okay I hope you like mini golf because you're playing a mini golf game on the Wii on the Wii sitting down sitting down okay let's be honest how many how many people really played wi game stood up not many for a long periods of time I'm not going to put you through that what's it called it's called King of Clubs oh there it is oh that's clever like the card mhm I there nothing to do actually it does have card game elements your it doesn't does have card game elements you hate those uh should we ask Billy what he thinks before we go Billy does it actually have card game elements yeah it does Ben's lying well there you go he's doed you in he has yeah we'll see if that if that's uh if that's true are you ready yes going for a poo yeah right you got I've done it you strapped on yeah I knew cool I knew about it you got your we Ro we Ro securely in jacket you got the jacket on no Jack is off yes crave what did you oh like the cereal have you ever had crave the cereal no okay oxygen have you ever had oxygen the gas no oh it's my least favorite I'm a I'm a CO2 guy heat of the Nevada Desert Sun five men there are six of them six struggling got at you you that one yeah there were six of them work their every path traps have been set for them around every this is a golf game this is a golf game the very elements seem to be against them very elements and if that wasn't enough they're going to have to do it all in stupid costumes you got to be kidding me you sure all the other costumes are gone it's sure ain't no F baby hey bucket head get your putt over here yo look M I'm on TV oh whoops oh you skipped it I just absent mindedly pressed the trigger and it oh oh whoops whoops should we you want to see that again I mean I want to see all of that again okay they got you didn't they I want to hear it again you want to hear it do you reckon you'll laugh just as hard I might laugh harder okay under the blistering heat of the Nevada Desert Sun five men there six of them I'm now going to laugh at the bit where the man in The Mask says what is the silly outfit you got to be kidding me very funny sure ain't no F baby uhhuh hey bucket head get your putt over here you look M I'm on [Music] TV you know that looks don't really understand that b you have a bucket on your head okay now boys let's keep it clean out there okay I don't want to see no spitting quit and no out of bounds H yall with me y with me man well very [Music] much perhaps I should play the caveman that's the punch line they ended on perhaps I should play the caveman do you get it no no cuz it's not actually a joke is it he's just asking he's asking appropo of nothing if he should play the caveman everyone oh oh you we don't know bucket head man how is that how is that meant to be funny to us what What's um what kind of character is Buckethead man meant to be cuz some of them are like very no you know classic like you see them in all video games there's the caveman there's the one with the inappropriate mask and accent there's you know an Elvis a bit like a knight he looks a bit like a Fen he also looks like that character from Rick and Morty Lord bu not Lord Buckethead obviously an elected should be anyway um no he looks like the guy from you know the when they go to the Mad Max place oh yeah yeah looks like him yeah he does right here we go um pull the weave remote gently back like a golf swing okay like a golf swing mhm uh all right yeah when you're happy with the position of the power bar hold a yeah you're now ready to take your shot so you need to activate the power bar by pressing it pressing it then just just a press and then and press and hold and and it will take your shot oh no then you swing it just like a real golf swing putter right you ready oh that was the tutorial multiplace space player I'll tell you what's going on shall I oh I could put King of Clubs yeah is a 2007 golf video game developed by oxygen Studios and published by oxygen interactive it was released for the Wii PlayStation 2 PlayStation Portable and windows although interestingly it only said oxygen interactive there on the bootup which is the publisher oxygen Studios was not mentioned it said crave I can't find any information about crave relating to this game maybe they just did the Wii version I'm not sure right but most of my facts involving the studios which aren't many are about oxygen Studios so sorry crave I hope you're doing well play the bones play the bones what does that mean oh here we are oh did you see the dinosaur in the background was it real oh there you are yeah wow God it's kind of scary isn't it very okay so I don't think you need the nunchuck no I want do you want it just for support yeah just hold on to it just to grip it and to skip cut scenes mhm um all right so I'm going to try and hit that little angle you're going to go off the angle yeah so you start by pressing a yeah and then and then I hold it no I do this first swing oh and then when you're ready you press a and you swing it like a real putter what does it think is happening right now I don't really know okay I'm holding it and now swing right not bad that went okay that went okay I don't know that you'll get it in four oh look at me go up oh oh what's happening one foot oh no foot oh yeah look at that what socks is he wearing the white socks can't really tell no whoa you're you're not interested in the money I assume uh you you're about the you're about the sport aren't you yeah do you think for no you're not I'm not going you don't want the money okay why is the line going upwards like that into I think if you hit it hard enough it will go over that and fly into space oh right yeah oh it's showing what the lumps are how the lumps affect it yeah okay that's helpful right yeah mhm okay anyway I probably W full whack anyway for now great y oh yeah and then I have to swing it I swing it just like a real putter that was really good I think you've kind of maybe buggered yourself there I've really buggered myself here oh Christ how you you're going to need to back up you're going to need to put it in reverse Terry and then and then come back have another go at it yeah miniature golf with an attitude for reads the reads to right up for this game tea off against the wackiest golfers this side of Augusta like Bubba the Elvis personator impersonator sorry the Buxom B bombshell B bombshell or the tough guy truck driver I didn't notice a buck and bombshell no I didn't notice the tough guy uh truck driver either that's it it's oh oh come on now that wasn't very fair was it oh look if I hit it really hard it's going to go bounce out do you think it's possible not to hit it really hard uh yes somehow okay that's it I don't really have any any gauge as to how this you would you describe yourself as a as a golf head a ball head too bad that was too bad he's um not just him that's not fair it's kind of hideous isn't it this game yeah yeah it's uh sounds not good either as far as mini golf games go yeah which should be colorful and vibrant it just looks a bit gray yeah hit it as hard as you can yeah I think I should you've got 60.3 ft to the hole don't tell quent and Tarantino oh that's good oh Mom put the camera away he shut my butt down Cash Cash what does it mean just got some cash hang on I've just also realized why am I the most boring character I've ever seen when there's all these wack you see that Teran Odon in the background why can't you play as that well look at it bobbing up and down yeah you're 100% correct the whole point of this game surely is to play as the fun characters and you've got what you think is this is Craig is this Craig here oh man come on sorry Craig's watching Craig but you should have forced your way into this Wii video no oh yeah no no we want to play as the the buck and B bombshell that's it oh Mom was getting the camera she was she got the camera out actually we if we could ask mom could you maybe leave the room now because you're actually putting us off yeah Mom here we go that's it you have selected feather touch $150 yeah doing a lot of power D today he looks like brain or brains from brains from Thunderbirds brain is he called yeah yeah is he called brain I know who you mean he's called brain or brains I think it's called brain it's one of them he's got those free glasses used to get in that's not's crater is it what did it say with an o r at the end isn't great to spell e I might be wrong have to look it up now have to double check that science fact on really important CR crater I don't think it's crator I could be wrong it's going to be really embarrassing my spelling is not great but if I had to write the word crater I wouldn't put an o in it crater yeah c r a t e e e r e e e r e e oh it does actually literally tell me exactly how many feet there are to the hole which I've just been ignoring it flashes up and says ft to the hole as if as if your power drive could possibly oh for God's sake it went in the lava whoa listen listen to this crater Oher what did you say different that time huh whatat that's not the one we that's not the voice we just heard I'm gral sound like someone from a Saturday morning cartoon and now I look like a lunatic yeah turning it up and then acting surprised when it's the same thing oh forgot I've overdone it now you flip and sent it into the C cror it needs to be between these two notches and if it's not yeah then the game is lying to me at all times go on oh nice there he is B Bubba big money whatever his name is right look it'll tell me how many feet Bubba 4 4.3 feet okay so I assume this is in feet this thing on the top yeah so you're about six now yeah there we are well yeah about there I don't know it's not an exact science fantastic ouch experience the tricky and silly nature of miniature golf in every Hall and course players different quirky characters like brain or or brain or Virgil or one of the other Thunderbirds use wacky gold balls and enhanced clubs multiple environments and different play themes OnCourse hazards including wall sliders Gates risers bumper singular traps and more frustrate your Frozen in fear frustrate your this is my least favorite part yeah multiplay buddy with distractions while putting 5.3t 5 ft to the hole easy six should do it why not why not 48 do you think everyone played the game like this sort of holding the weot to their breast I think the amount of people who bought this game nice work there's probably a really good chance that uh most of them couldn't be asked to stand up no I know it now I know how to play this game brilliant I'm going to win back all those points you're going to set all the records look at the screen tearing that is beautiful and when I say win back all those points I mean of course lose all those swings wangs that uh that Velociraptor is getting a bit Keen isn't it yeah it looks like an animation that we would do in one of our videos yeah it does just like really rapid and it when I can't wait for it I want to see it again yes the way it reverses like that it's just it's a lot of noises isn't if I just for argument sake stand up and see what it would be like where's he gone see even that it's good yeah okay it sort of does what it is intending to do but not really what's uh who's Burger Bar is ites is there a name above Burger Bar am I 2T to too hard what is the scale on this thing look it goes from n to three and then the same increment goes up to 12 which is nine higher and then it goes up by 12 I guess it's a sort of an exponential St exponential if you go up a few more it'll be on like 6 and half thousand yeah good luck said the developers shrugging too bad too bad too bad I'll tell you what if you wanted to help fund our visit to whoever's Burger Bar that is you should go to patreon.com Team jump if your supporter is there you get early access to this show early access to the weirdest games my mouth is is running out of ter speak power pterodon trials not not Pteranodon or pterodactyl pterodon pterodon okay excellent they're making up dinosaurs now someone's going to go find also a type of different uh you can also ask questions for on our podcast uh there's exclusive episodes of rules boss and main menu loads of stuff and we'd really appreciate your support over there where do you think they uh could share this video to get the word out watch me have to get past this spinny thing and I've got to swing at the right oh god um on on the random guesswork subreddit oh he's done it oh Mom Mom Mom prepare put some film in Mom you can come back in mom I'm wind up the disposable camera and hold the button that goes she charging up the flash like Splinter Cell yes Sam charge up the charge up the camera Sam oh play great play play I had no idea what was coming a padise of greet play yes fantastic uh the game features 96 holes set in five different environment themes each environment theme has its own resident Course Pro in suitably themed fancy dressed costume a lava pavlover delicious yum yep there he is it's h there he is so presumably we're going to meet the guy in that costume or maybe unlock him when you finish this but which baks the question who is this guy I don't know cuz presumably once you unlock a costumed person you're never going to play who is this person there's a strange thing emerging from that egg at the back we'll go and have a look at it in a minute I would love to know what's in it looks like a snake's head I think it's a snake head is it yeah little spooky thing uh I'm just going to go full High grid on this yeah you're going to smash it oh the brick got me but hey w h payday loans yeah love them right uh what is it is it oh it looks like a little it looks like a fish but it's one of those dinosaurs with a fin on its head oh all right I don't know which one it is go on nerds tell us um um you all we have to do is get James Jenkins down here resident Arc expert he'd be able to tell us what that is that's true I put you in say resident dinosaur expert I was like I've not all the time I've known James I had no idea he has a a deep well of dinosaur knowledge and I think uh you know everyone has a certain degree of dinosaur facts on hand at any given time but I think because of his AR because of his Art Club he knows a lot more look at that look at that little freak yeah get out of here get out of here I uh were once incorrectly labeled nice work uh the pterodactyl as my favorite dinosaur oh yeah apparently it's not a dinosaur right it's a it's a flying reptile Pteranodon is is actually apparently what my favorite dinosaur is because pterodactyl isn't a dinosaur apparently but that is a I also I've always I'm not touching it I've had this fight before based on how it's uh how it appears in Jurassic Park dangers Zone the PC Game Party game I've always pronounced it Pteranodon oh which might also be people in the comments will are you camp b or Camp Peter in the pronunciation of pteranodon Teran let us know I want to make it clear it's not a dinosaur I actually don't care no I it actually does oh no who's this now I don't remember that happening feed me Seymour yes Seymour feed me Seaman clip that it would be nice to be able to sort of hover around the uh the golf course no no no you need more buttons no You' need more buttons for that this did come out on Playstation as well I wonder what that that was he's G away with it I think you're going to have to I'm going to be well over par though I think you're going to I'm not even I'm not allowed to turn to the right I'll fall down the hole excellent excellent what are you going to do huh I think you should smash it have you tricked it by tell I suppose he can't hover can he in there no above the lava well that's stupid he's not real oh there's a little gap down there oh this is going well oh God this is going really well can you start again okay here it comes now what do I do do I go this waybe or do I go back again just bit by bit you can't bounce off anything no this is rubbish isn't it which is a you know that's that's those are the best mini golf courses when you can't actually bounce off a wall how is it possible to get a hole in one on this course oh no okay I bet someone's able to get it on top of those I can't go left again oh what going to have to go go all the way around okay I can that's stupid that is stupid oh God if you were to walk into c yeah with a copy of King of Clubs yeah and you Trad it in for cash I've only got four more swings allowed how much would you walk away from in your pocket uh traded in for cash well that's even less than one p you'd walk away with 20 P oh 20 P 20 P that's more than I don't think we'll buy you anything W they did actually say Wonga we got it where's Ray Winston yeah what now fossil Falls are we still not done I sure hope it does I thought look at that big oh it just vanished right watch me get a hole in one go on so where is 20 there there yeah here he goes I've got to get past all this BS it's just it's just guess work it's just random oh oh no no well you're closer now yeah I don't think there's a back wall either you got to be careful yeah it's all right cuz it tells me there are exactly 12.2 ft to the hole so you need to find 12.2 on the scale there it is and then wait for the gap which is you know not very predictable now I'm getting clo closer it's good isn't it it's good though yeah you like wi Sports don't you no Grand I don't I was in San spre and this game was5 in the bin in the bin should left it in the bin grandma look atrist it's so I might have to stand up and do this and do an actual swing Le forward react in time engage gamer mode okay here we go he's standing up standing up standing up here he goes That's great right ready yes uh where's the longest Gap there's not really a very long the middle one's coming back across yeah so like now or now it's so short it's such a short Gap I'm going around no there's money down there down there yeah going to hit that Bloody brick again yeah if you were to go into um Amazon into Shop with a certain amount of money oh I jumped over the jump over it how much money do you think you'd have to spend on a new copy of this game oh look at this bll that's rubbish got to get up there now Bend It Like Beckham um how much money what to buy this in an Amazon store bu in an Amazon store um God uh $ 12.99 not off 1368 worth every worth every penny I think okay that that's where I wanted to be big box big Bo you only have four more shots to complete this hole I think you have to power drive it yeah I think I am and if it doesn't get up there then we're buggered oh balls oh okay right you only have three shot we can do this now we can put it in easy because it's only 14 and and2 ft away which of course you can line up nice and easy on there 12 15 17 oh no Christ 9.5 which on this scale yeah could be anywhere go on son oh for [ __ ] sake God excuse me sorry uh you know who may have had an easier time doing mini golf though rules BFFs yeah might you want to ask him a question probably quite popular in Europe it feels like a European sort of sport Ros boss are you any good at mini golf is give me right good okay how would you like an Amazon review from Jeff minson an Amazon review for the £ 13 and something product that this is yes new Pro Shop item available okay you fa to be where are these crazy characters uh where's the shop don't know where is it Anyway this is what Jeff said uh one star not worth the money yeah the game would pause multiple times and had blind spots from trying to putt yeah similarly Kayla gave it two stars and said I like the players and the course looks fun what players but I can't get past the first hole the way they have you swing your Club is just stupid yeah says Caleb it is there is no speedrun for this game right and no entry on how long to beat SP crater right there this was one of the final games developed by oxygen Studios before being put up for sale by parent company oxygen games in 2009 one of the other final games they worked on before being put up for sale was chers party quiz cheers King of Clubs received generally unfavorable reviews according to Metacritic mhm what percentage did it get oh you missed the cash missed the W um it got a percentage of yes um yes 38% 35% very close the highest review score comes from Ace games who said where King of Clubs really excels is in its humor and lifespan oh yeah lifespan lifespan what does that mean means you can keep on playing it are you high 80 80 excels in its humor huh 80 bloody 80 life span what is that what does lifespan mean I don't know anyway um where is 13 on this rubbish scale I already told you what the score is cuz I got annoyed but what did they what did they give it 80 80 Yeah Bang on they gave it 80 out of 100 the lowest review scores are tied oh for God's sake the first one is from Nintendo gamer who said precisely zero hours of fun yeah and the other lowest review is from Nintendo World Report who said we laughed at the joke in the cut scene begin left the joke the first joke but that was it the game tries to be a Tamer Outlaw Golf but its attempts at humor are utter failures if a game is trying to sell itself as being crazy wacky or some other adjective in the vein of kooky at the very least I should crack a smile at some point after playing it for 10 plus hours what did both of those places give it out of a 100 they gave it 10% 20% 20% this level is called T-Rex oh very good I'm surprised they waited that long where is he there's it humor where is the T-Rex I don't know actually I can hit some roaring okay I saw a T-Rex in another level I'm going to full whack it and just go off oh oh oh oh stop stop stop mom do I get to keep the money mom I think you do yeah okay it's worth it for the money I'm going to jump over The Lava mom is all right you can Mom Mom I'm going to Mom Mom Mom come back because you weren't watching Mom Mom oh Mom Mom did you see she wasn't even she didn't even come Mom God what's she doing that's the end of this episode thank God ouch ouch if anyone knows how to unlock the people yeah that would be really good yeah I don't think there was any menu we were missing no it doesn't look like it not good men who could have predicted that that's the one thing that I didn't think would happen in this game which is when we booted it up and there all sorts of crazy characters in the opening cut scene I didn't think that we would not see any of them no that's a new sort of teror different quirky characters it says how how at no point does it give you an option to choose your choose your boy no just be brain his all brains all brains don't understand anyway thank you so much for watching Everybody we'll be back in a couple of weeks time you look after yourselves bye bye

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Length: 30min 28sec (1828 seconds)

Published: Sun May 26 2024