Wii Sports Resort Will Forever Be Mii Childhood

it's a new iteration oh my god it's back it's it's finally time what the [ __ ] are they that's that was everyone's reaction bring back the mice put them in the spotlight you know what game did put him in the spotlight this one [Music] it's a timeless classic there he is oh god we've not seen him in a while it's a battle of the minds more than anything [Applause] and he just whack him in the side five times the secret is to just flail wildly until you get the opening and then they don't stand a chance like look at that the five-hit combo has been deployed [Applause] why did he stop he just lowered his sword for a minute [Applause] i think i gave her a concussion oh yeah no like she's in hospital like there's no way there's no way about that one [Applause] i won't stop [Applause] oh no it's [ __ ] duel of the face no i didn't know it did that come on get up oh no we're going to this again oh the stage didn't lower this time no no there we go [Applause] i don't have a chance in that round we're almost at 1500 points and we're getting ready to fight the final boss of the sword game all too easy stamp as we like struggled for four rounds i'll take it oh never mind no he's he's just here oh the music's a bit more intense [Music] here we go [Applause] come on [Applause] [Music] [Applause] he took the first round [Applause] it's so hard pop them back [Music] pop back [Applause] and one more time [Applause] he's done [Applause] he's been defeated once again an ancient evil has left our land [Music] you walk all over him like his name suggests oh you know what i think we've earned a round of bowling this is probably like the best one of these sports too like this is the one that like your mum would love to play but she wouldn't call it the wii she said the bowling game and she would love to show it to like like her sister like your 50 year old aunt and they'd be like oh you what you can play bowling in the living room that's wonderful isn't it you have to hit the audience it's tradition you sound like a [ __ ] psychopath saying it's that way like yeah go on you're playing it like oh he throws the ball backwards welcome back to wii sports ball like zany moment episode 347 i did the funny thing guys whoa the sad thing is i made that joke last time i played this game i think that's the exact voice i used to oh my god this is still better than how bold an irl would go for me this might come as a shocker to use but i'm actually physically quite weak when i do actually play bowling in a bowling alley it's actually impressive for me if i can simply get the ball to reach the pins because half the time i don't give it enough strength or i lack the dexterity to actually aim it and it just ends up in the gutter it's like lifting up a wii remote i can do that i've got that motion down like something else that i struggle with i really struggle to not go over the line because when i let go of the ball i'm like taken with it and i feel like every time i'm going to chuck the ball my fingers are going to stay in it it goes on to the alley and i just get tossed in the air it's like a moment of terror but this is fun this is like your dad just talking about the good old days while he balls they come here son and like watch me ball these these these 10 pin games like dad when can i have a turn no you just sit back and watch get get to add some more chips let it see if the bar is open yeah get him a drink we're getting better oh no clapping's now just like yeah well done well done good show up there daniel you did your best oh my god [Music] the audible booze in the audience like who's watching me bowl at the moment like no he's [ __ ] no that's us it's just chat every time i miss oh that's chatting the lane next to me like look look at you guys look at chat didn't even get all the pins and that beard you got going there that goatee's never going to work who do you think you are tony stark you're fooling no one all right all right what was it that someone said in chat the other day like my stream's the only one where rt role plays an abusive fodder why do we keep doing this because people keep coming back like if you talk about this stream i recommend it to anyone you're going to sound insane you'll love his channel he pretends to be my father and yells abuse such me god you're [ __ ] weird i feel kind of sorry for you that's what you do with your sunday afternoons i can't wait to be like the hip gamer dad in like my future child's life cause all the other dads they're all gonna be like yeah come on son we're go we're going to watch the baseball game and then i'll be here it's like oh my god agdq is on come see dark souls 2 be beaten in an hour and a half dad what what the [ __ ] are you talking about what does any of that mean you'll love it son you'll love it i'm gonna be that bad a common problem that most most parents will face with their child at some point or another as they grow up in their lives is they're going to have their first drink and they might be underage when they have their first drink and so when i if i catch my child with a bag of cans in the field i'm gonna i'll go up like son what are you doing out here let me show you how to make a real drink him and his friends they all come around and i show him how to make margaritas that's the dad i want to be or maybe not margaritas because that actually might [ __ ] kill him margaritas are strong but like uh proper drinks margarita that would [ __ ] kill him would destroy these poor kids like dad no there's too much alcohol in this no this is a real drink son you're gonna love it the the times that i love and some of the times like i just associate with my childhood it's like when me and my friends after school we just go around to someone's house it's like hey you want to play mario kart hey you want to play wii sports hey you want to play mario party and we're now getting to an era of games where a lot of that is coming back again and it's so wonderful because now it's like hey do you want to play mario kart here's the best one ever made hey you want to play nintendo switch sports it's back hey you want to play a new mario party but it's like it's a new mario party but it's based on all the old games we played back in the day and it's just ah okay i love it you had friends i know shakar who would have thought it a nerd like me oh i can't do the nerd voice that i'm sick okay how bad is this gonna sound as you see arty was i oh i'm really having a bad day you toad [Music] [Laughter] i can't i can't do it it's gone it's gone rt game presents how to lose viewers in 10 minutes or less like every time someone new comes to the chat we have to like scare them away oh there's a new viewer in the chat there's a new viewer sing the new viewer song they'll love that hey new viewer it's your first time here come on and watch the stream are you ready to cheer you're gone like like what the [ __ ] is going on hey new viewer too you're here too jesus [ __ ] english degree in full effect rhyming two would [ __ ] two one more game of one one more game of all then we'll start golf dad you've been saying one more game for the past five days i can get the perfect game i can do it this time for real no [Music] just one more game i can get it in the next one ah good enough tiger woods uh competing in the uh like uh no who else is there playing golf there's a few of them the golf people i don't know any i don't know sports golf fierce i miss mr john golf uh mr john golf is coming up to take a shot here uh john what's your plan for the tournament today i just whack it in the general direction it'll go in the hole eventually oh do you have any like tactics you're going to deploy yeah i'm going to the bar when this is all over look at that good birdie john golf you got it in three shots what do you have to say about that performance all right sorry yeah coulda could have gotten this [ __ ] sooner you know uh be nice if i just hit the ball and it went in the hole you know uh i'm encouraging words from john golf how do you feel about the competition today john oh please let them do interviews like that in like sporting events i really just need to get done with the tournament i have something online there's a new spider-man movie i want to go just take my kids to see i really couldn't give a rat's ass about here today in the tournament john golf that was amazing you got it next to the hole in your very first shot i could have gotten in the first time no you know oh for [ __ ] sake john i don't think you're allowed to swear on national television i don't [ __ ] care what you're allowed to do on national television oh for [ __ ] sake oh you got a bogey there john golf how do you feel about that i picked a bad day to quit drinking oh that's a bad shot oh [ __ ] it's going into the woods john golf's caddy lives in constant fear uh john john i found your ball uh you're not gonna like where it ended up tell me it was on the green sunny boy i know john it was a little further from the green what do you mean it was a little further don't you know who i am john please i just i'm just trying to do my job i'll show you your job oh john john no john please you can still get a bogey i'll show you a bogey i don't even know what that means i think for every like for every point that we end up with like that's a shot in the bar for mr john golf later how he eases his sorrows oh that's a [ __ ] i didn't want to have tequila tonight john golf is the person giving his son margaritas no i think john i think i think john golf would give his son margaritas like john golf catches his child drinking what do you do with that bag of cans this is a real man's drink and he just slams a bottle of tequila on the desk you started drinking how you finished the drink mr golf no mr golf's son doesn't even call him dad that's mr golf to you this is the golf family household enjoyed a few moments ago confused but highly today i feel like you could take that message and it's just like that's like the trip advisor review for my channel oh that's a real bad shot no it's going straight for the bunker john no okay john i i don't want you to freak out where's the ball and sunny boy i don't want you to freak out john we we lost it we lost it i don't know where it went i'll lose you why is it telling me to make this shot like it's never going to make it there's no way we're getting out of here [Laughter] okay john i know you're not going to like this you have to take the next shot from behind a tree what do you mean from behind a tree i don't want to miss gosh [Laughter] it's the commentary surrounding john goff that i think will be much more interesting as well because golf commentary i don't know if anyone's ever suffered truish i i i don't even think that's offensive to even say it like that i don't know why they do golf commentary this way it's like rory gearing up to take the shot considering the wind direction giving it a big swing whack ball is moving towards the hole and it's on the green on the grid those people probably get paid like seven figure sums so like for john golf like i don't know how it would be he's like john golf lining up to take his shot appears to be yelling at his caddy for some reason his caddy has gotten into his golf cart and seems to be doing 60 down the green barreling away in the opposite direction to try get away but john golf not to be outdone he's got an impressive swinging arm whack as he's managed to hit his caddy from 40 feet away with a driver it's an impressive dislocation of the shoulder great shot oh that was perfect okay john golf i've that was the best shot i've ever made in my career yes it was wonderful john but i have some bad news for you what do you mean you got bad news john just try to stay calm i'll show you car i'll show you the best shot of my career oh my god i'll show you the best shot of my career he just pulls out a gun john no it's gone way too far now john golf pulling out a pistol on the fairway his caddy appears to be running down the fairway taking cover in the bunker but he's confused it for a military one and the sand will do little to stop john's rash john that's off the golf course you can't aim that way there's a patch of clearing in the woods john no that's not even connected there's a cliff we can't get the golf cart up there i'll get you up there i can make this shop john no you just you're just hitting the golf balls into the forest we need those we only have so many in the car i'll show you we got left in the car john no nice shot nice why is it saying nice shot the game already has calculated that the shot is going to go out of [ __ ] bounds that's just [ __ ] sarcasm at that point oh my god i made it and all it took was eight shots gotta tap it so lightly i gotta tap it it's not registered i'm just trying to bop it in just try just blow on the ball just blow on the ball blow on i'm gonna scream okay john now you just need to do your best this time john okay please for the love of god make the shot john good oh thank god that was easy i'll show you my best that's like oddly encouraging for this like really aggressive angry man okay john just try your best in this next shot i'll show you my best yes that's that's really what we wanted john that's the kind of positivity we need oh my god it's working you got a birdie john you did something what do you mean i did something i always do something jon no there's a forest in the way you can't make the shot john there's no way i'll show you no way oh there's got to be a way to make it i need to not over swing it like left or right yeah so just don't do that i mean i don't know how good it was but we got through the first shot eight oh i'll show you shot what does that even mean so what do we say for every one above zero that's a shot in the bar for john golf i don't think he's coming back at least caddy's safe play one round of table tennis we're just gonna make it a real long one full concentration is needed [Applause] try hit him in the face with every ball if possible he's just like left his drink there you mind if i just put this on the table yeah sure just work away how many balls has he taken to the face i feel like i'm getting him a lot i just want to practice my serve but you're not supposed to return it [Applause] i'm gonna get you everyone else just watching it's like that man has been taking a ball to his face for the last 20 minutes i gotta stop talking now and only focus on the ball i have no idea how i'm doing i can't look away how many balls do you have we've gone too far now that i kind of want to stop but i also can't oh thank god oh because it was getting to be too many my hands getting tired there you go i've missed this positive man oh no he's gone he just got constant words of encouragement i feel like nothing's impossible while he's here it's okay if you don't get perfect scores rt bloodborne is tough the wii sports resort is the dark souls of wii sports games i want guys just being dragged behind this boat right now i think i'm trying to break free please i don't even know the people in this boat i have a family i need to see them again why do you put me through this torture it's just no this is just stupid play the funny music daniel make comedy i just want to play fetch with my dog there you go he's just gonna have fun it's so cute we need more me dogs apparently i'm surprisingly good at this i don't think i am but doing well here oh no he couldn't even catch it i just love the dog in this one it's so like just pure i mean that's the best way to even describe some of these early wii games like they're just kind of pure and innocent i know we got the john golfs that play this but i'll show you also oh he's having a bad day oh what are you doing i want that concentrate before you throw stop [ __ ] about play the game we start dead last for some reason one of the controls again just oh just shake them how you doing jesse just just knock him off like the track real quick hang on i want that like do you have like a lead pipe you could just stick in the tire if you're in like a car like driving through dublin city and you see me cycling like this like you just want to stop the vehicle because like i'm gonna like probably get myself killed don't fall off the mountain oh god no we didn't do well at all that's no good excuse me friends i just need the bubble above your game should we just fly away to the gulf island that's just over here i remember it as being like one of the biggest secrets back in the day like holy [ __ ] you can leave the island go in for a closer look how's it going friends the guy just watched the plane in horror let's get a closer look here i'm pretty sure he got caught by the turbine there look at me was just shredit wedge island marina oh we're okay we just lightly graze the boat move the wii remote as if you were dribbling the ball and push the defenders back that would just fall flat in their face oh no you got it actually dunk it click the wii remote to try steal the ball just don't miss okay my character is on the ground now i don't think we can block them from here that must have hurt he got a bit excited unbelievable [Music] so you can just shoot the watermelon three times oh that's that's definitely not it that's touching it come on that was behind it that was behind it unbelievable finally we've caused some electrical damage let's remind ourselves why we don't play the canoeing game follow the ducks unfortunately even with the controls it doesn't always register where you are there we go why are the gunshots when you finish there's a gunshot when you start in this one too i don't think there was gunshots in the other ones why did i have firearms on woohoo island you just get to the end here there's a me with like a desert eagle just holding it to the sky it's like finnish a seagull falls to the ground it's john golf shooting again i'll show you a shot can i change the difficulty yet nope that's why we don't play canoeing oh no we fell too far the photographer is doing his best don't say it to anyone but someone's parachute is designed to not work use teamwork to prevent the fall you must join together there's no one left so let's just plummet that would probably break your legs if you just try fall vertically you probably shouldn't do that let's get a picture welcome to back to wii sports coming soon to nintendo switch mostly oh we get to see our pictures wait wait what are these pictures okay that one's really cute that looks like we lost him he let go like take my hand it's too late for me brother [Music] foreign

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Length: 25min 55sec (1555 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 14 2022