Why You Should Never Trust The Germans - Victoria 2

[Music] hey everybody it's me i subscribe to i sorrow productions and hit that like button now or else i'll leave you and never come back just like your father I mean you guys kept joking about it but think about it 400 K subscribers and I play cool math games aka Victoria free honestly basically the same thing you know there's still so many different countries we can play in Victoria too but one that I think we should get out of the way pretty soon is Afghanistan oh you know Prussia I I mean I personally would have been fine with Afghanistan but I know the demand is just not quite there for me to play Afghanistan just yet is it unlike cool mouth games which is still haunting me to this day things are going well in Prussia can you tell oh you know what they say when you need to take over the entire world it's time to tax the poor I've got a big question here why exactly is America trying to take away my German sphere what the hell dude Alexa this is so sad can we throw 500 hamburgers into the sea there's millions of people saved than two world wars out the window now the god damn turkish you're trying to steal my god damn spare you know Britain I feel like you didn't need my help in this war but I'm just gonna be the console that I am and hope you take down the Indians no idea how I'm gonna get there though diary to copy poverty lling with all the faring so I'm just gonna go ahead and take on shrout right now on my own and not have to deal with it herb people say pressure is nothing but a militaristic state looking to take over the world Jays now how do we harvest this power and kill the Austrians oh hey welcome to Victoria - here's your complimentary fist in the owner one place I could as you see anarcho liberal spawning is probably Cracow tbh it's basically Battle Royale down there I imagine I look more land where Jacobin rebels can rise up and constantly try to kill me technically it's not an illegal war if the country you're at war with doesn't even exist I wasn't even gonna do any like colonizing this game but just the idea of Danish Madras is really putting me off that idea like I can form the North German confer raishin it's now gonna fix any of my problems of a favorite German tradition beating up the Austrians theorem we switched that with the French just a usual Peace Conference admit hegemony Dutch sumatra - west java dutch east java the banana republic wa but now oh damn can't win over my infamy limit with that war just a little bit hold on we gonna have to release someone ago just go ahead and release the Faroe Islands see you around where the hell do you get off on just existing so Poland's currently in a war to try and break free from Russia and their thirst for - business it's to one it's to revolt yeah that they're in their own little revolt right now so revolt in a revolt I don't think that's gonna stop the Russian army though speaking of revolts I have countless of them at this point I've killed literally hundreds of thousands of my own people and they they just don't seem to be getting the picture tell you what though why don't we just quickly go ahead and take our safe Lorraine and we'll see how the rebels feel after that surely they won't still be angry I'm sorry mr. tequila Empire but you honestly have no right to exist in your current form ah this is so much fun why do you hate me so much because of the countless Jacobin rise up sigh now have four liberal parties although technically one of them are a narco liberal term I feel like we don't need this many that's some good news luck we found an Egyptian tomb that's a nice bit of history there also yeah constant state of revolt still well that as well go form Germany not that that's really gonna help with you know anything I'm sorry we're currently focusing on stabilizing the Balkans when we can't even stabilize our Oh God tad country could be worser could be these borders down here in Central Asia oh of course this giant war between you and Russia you might as well guess what guys the Dutch tried to declare war on care which was in my sphere of influence so we decided to settle the small colonial issue by killing hundreds of thousands of salty I stole Cuba and then I realized I'm never gonna use it put me out of my misery I I don't even know how you managed to form in the first place lately if you don't Tuscany I don't think I even want to help you here now you might think this looks bad but it could be a lot worse never mind it's pretty bad that's what we needed more militant socialists well they go the King's dead and now we are a republic with a socialist government yay also yeah Ellie lost our water Tuscany so uh it's just like a real gut down here isn't it so the Socialists got voted out government in the democracy they set up and then they immediately rised up when they got voted out why do I get the feeling this is gonna be an endless loop oh my gosh looks about just invented communism so I guess eventually we're gonna probably end up communists - completely forgot I even took Iceland from Denmark so yeah sure you can be free look at that was socialist again how long before they get voted out by the Liberals and then they just rise back up I currently have the modifier on national confusion and yeah you're not the only one now how long before we get taken out by the socialists again but this boat here left the Republic of Germany to go take africa and the time it took them to get to their destination i turned communist yeah also when i turned communist i got a decision just gonna ignore that one oh my god it's never gonna end hey I know you got some of your land back but I think you're missing a bit you know what you're right viewer I haven't been to war with Usher and a good wild perfection I don't really have the time to go over and take some land off of China because of the whole revolts happening but I'm finally getting round to it now you can all you know calm down I'm gonna do it you know I'm doing it right now good oh sure Russian assume that the Great War and there ya Joni doesn't do too well in Mose Oh Ellie went communist - that's free quartz my only a communist on it mind them they're already got revolts to go back to socialism I'm probably not gonna leave all these wars in but all the time France just keeps declaring war on me because they have a never-ending core on alsace-lorraine and every time I absolutely stomp them I just got a freak asses belly to install communist in Cracow you need to count down there cracker I'm just trying to install the communist government in you I was kind of hoping Russia would have joined this war to save Cracow since or in their sphere but they never did therefore we we never get that World War I've been waiting for for so long Oh Krakow is communist now and I guess I'll have to get my world war another way I go that'll do it I should crush it so the great wars here it's me in America versus Britain Russia ah thanks mr. Faroe Islands of course I accept your alliance any day destroyed all of Russia's armies and now the only ones helping them are jodpur and Afghanistan this is the last line of defense for Russia because 15,000 Afghanistan troops sit down sweet well that's the world war over with I didn't even have to invade any of Britain I just had to seek out Russia and I got 100% so yeah I was kind of disappointed in war actually now the question is how many of these British colonies am I actually gonna get out of this she hold the phone Cracow currently has 12 fascist regiments try to put those down Oh the VHS you managed to get quite a few British colonies but you know more importantly than German Africa it was Romanian Sudan bad thing about being communist don't need those capitalists around and they really love to build railroads fortunately they're all dead so I have to build them myself giving me RSI I don't even realize but Sweden got the majority of India don't know why they didn't get all of it but what the hell they're likely alliance I know but Japan and the Ottomans apparently best friends and they're trying to take down Korea but the bad thing is that they've been at war for like I know five years now and they've they've still yet to take Korea I mean you didn't know this you know played Victoria too before but you always support Serbia cause Serbia Oh stronk oh no its World War two over east galicia yeah i feel like calling that a great war as just a bit over the top TBH i just realized my sphere of influence i I just kind of accidentally created 1940 Germany I don't know why Porto Rico was military access from me but honestly is to judge once my lines more exact Oh liberal oh I don't know if I should be worried about this at all they I declared war on Sweden just because that whole with a Swedish India things just a bit yes throwing me off a little bit I realized if I can't another great power on my side we can start the third world war already saying that I'm I like to Ireland and they just dropped sixty eight thousand Irish men in Sweden oh there you go world war free right around the corner so Greece is in this war against me in the world war the third world war to be precise and I realized in the peace conference here that you know hungry that it's dumb stuff but if I got walk oh the only thing I can add for free so since America see of a great power in this war I was kind of hoping I wouldn't have to invade them I'm called Canada in yeah because if you just follow me down the coast here la he looks like they've mobilized literally everyone in the country never mind apparently Sweden is the war leader not America who hate her second oh sweet and I love you you just completely sold out America are you know also after that war the French declared war on me for the fourth time to retake our safe Lorraine vote I also island owns Ethiopia it's pretty confusing

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Published: Sat Sep 22 2018